Jan. 6 Rioters Explain Why They Stormed The Capitol

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  • @Bargadiel
    @Bargadiel 9 месяцев назад +935

    The game stream behind this really ties everything together.
    We've also gone full circle with the Onion now. The world is so ridiculous now that they can just show real tweets.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 9 месяцев назад +45

      Exactly. World is so nuts that even onion sounds like a legit news station. 😂

    • @Disgruntled_Grunt
      @Disgruntled_Grunt 9 месяцев назад +11

      Yyyup! I just wish they'd have one if their actors read them rather than this text-to-speech.

    • @milk_bath
      @milk_bath 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@Disgruntled_Grunt Text-to-speech is the style they are aping.

    • @benoithudson7235
      @benoithudson7235 9 месяцев назад +5

      And the angry replies below the video could be parodies of angry right-wing boomers. But maybe some of them are actually serious?

    • @Disgruntled_Grunt
      @Disgruntled_Grunt 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@milk_bath Ah, I see. Well, kind of. I didn't know "text-to-speech" was a _style_ of content, but I get what you're saying.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 9 месяцев назад +818

    "I didn't join the proud boys to think for myself" 😂😂😂

    • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
      @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 9 месяцев назад +34

      Men *not* going their own way!

    • @YouWinAFREEiPOD
      @YouWinAFREEiPOD 8 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245I think you're being a little unfair. They're called Proud Boys, not Proud Men.

  • @lucasblanchard47
    @lucasblanchard47 9 месяцев назад +348

    The RUclips mandated “context” article from Wikipedia makes this even more hilarious!

    • @nicholaslewis8594
      @nicholaslewis8594 9 месяцев назад +7

      Why didn’t I get one?

    • @uplink-on-yt
      @uplink-on-yt 9 месяцев назад +3

      I'm curious. What did it say? I'm not seeing one.

    • @askadoctorifheresyisright4you
      @askadoctorifheresyisright4you 9 месяцев назад +3

      They know Wikipedia can be altered. Right?

    • @jay-tbl
      @jay-tbl 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@uplink-on-yt It just links to wiki on the jan 6 riot

    • @Z_MIB
      @Z_MIB 9 месяцев назад

      @@uplink-on-yt On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. was attacked by a mob of supporters of then-U.S. president Donald Trump, two months after his defeat in the 2020 presidential election.

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis 9 месяцев назад +93

    I honestly can empathize with the whole “I just wanted to kill a bunch of lawmakers” rationale.
    It’s still nuts, but I can empathize.

    • @SakanaOtoko
      @SakanaOtoko 8 месяцев назад +9

      No lies, no bullshit, just a man with a plan. I can respect that

    • @megalodonsniperelite
      @megalodonsniperelite 8 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly and that 45 bucks too.

  • @chaoticcranium
    @chaoticcranium 9 месяцев назад +246

    These are all more sensible answers than their reasons in actual reality.

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

  • @reel1tv587
    @reel1tv587 9 месяцев назад +164

    "I was just looking for a restroom" is crazy 😂😂

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 9 месяцев назад +9

      You have a great bladder I see. Every time I have to go, I happen to be near a government building

    • @reel1tv587
      @reel1tv587 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@smurfyday we clearly aren't in the right area.

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 8 месяцев назад +5

      Well, there were some insurrectionists actually defecating on the walls and in offices, so, I think that's part of the joke.

    • @abrakkehakka1357
      @abrakkehakka1357 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@smurfydayYou lucky Smurf! Every time I have to go I happen to be at a top secret installation. Last time it so happened to be at a nuclear missile silo. And I got 20 years at Guantanamo just for some pee-pee! Can you imagine if it had been no2!!!
      The tax payers owns the nuclear missile silos, so why shouldn’t I be allowed to use them just like the guys in camouflage?! Yes, yes… I know… I’m not an AMERICAN taxpayer… but details!

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 8 месяцев назад +1

      I mean they're not wrong. Restrooms in that area are hard to come by.

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe 9 месяцев назад +124

    Quite understandable, Marco Rubio owes me a tenner as well.

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas 9 месяцев назад +5

      I still owe Rubio's wife a tenner.

    • @Palmit_
      @Palmit_ 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@maximeprometheas the heck? she owes me 20 and only gave me 5

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 8 месяцев назад +54

    I had thought that post-Trump life had become so surreal that it would be damn near impossible for institutions like the Onion to parody. Yet, still, they STRIVE on. Well done,that man

  • @kwhp1507
    @kwhp1507 8 месяцев назад +57

    When the onion has more truth than Fox News.

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

    • @vikingdrengenspiders7875
      @vikingdrengenspiders7875 8 месяцев назад +2

      It dosen’t
      They thought it was rigged hence why they did it

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      @@vikingdrengenspiders7875
      " they thought "
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      It was

    • @vikingdrengenspiders7875
      @vikingdrengenspiders7875 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Stuff857 would’nt surprise me

    • @morbiusgaming461
      @morbiusgaming461 Месяц назад

      ​@@Stuff857 the only thing that was rigged was Trump's fake electors he wanted to use in Arizona (who have pled guilty)

  • @theawesomewerewolf5084
    @theawesomewerewolf5084 8 месяцев назад +29

    Rubio, it’s been five years. You still owe me 16 dollars.

    • @PatrickLenihan-zp8xi
      @PatrickLenihan-zp8xi 8 месяцев назад

      Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

  • @mlewellyn
    @mlewellyn 8 месяцев назад +10

    I love that The Onion has consistently mimicked the most popular ways to get their satire out since the beginning (I miss the print edition...).
    But if you're gonna post tiktok originated content could you at least keep the original vertical format so it can be enjoyed while I RUclips on the toilet?

  • @Whynt-e1f
    @Whynt-e1f 8 месяцев назад +14

    "I didn't join the proud boys to think for myself "🤣🤣🤣

  • @jetfire245
    @jetfire245 9 месяцев назад +53

    Really miss the old news desk format

    • @mellowyellow6572
      @mellowyellow6572 9 месяцев назад +11

      There’s a reason you don’t see content produced at that scale anymore. People were throwing money into the internet back then with no idea how they’d turn a profit.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 8 месяцев назад +4

      This format lends for better accuracy of how news/entertainment gets around now.

    • @SAMathlete
      @SAMathlete 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, this stuff is just lazy when you compare it to like 5 years ago. Those videos are some of the funniest things on the internet.

    • @ploopydiper
      @ploopydiper 7 месяцев назад

      @@SAMathleteit’s not the onion’s fault. News and media in general is very short and lazy now. They’re just keeping up with the times :/

    • @kspen72
      @kspen72 5 месяцев назад

      Format aside, still not nearly as funny and less absurd/over the top.

  • @olaoluwaafolayan6554
    @olaoluwaafolayan6554 9 месяцев назад +102

    The funny thing is that those sound exactly like the kinds of excuses that the January 6th rioters would probably use to try justifying their actions lol

    • @trentmulford9832
      @trentmulford9832 8 месяцев назад +10

      So then how do you justify four years of rioting in the cities and burning down and looting damn near everything

    • @jaieet
      @jaieet 8 месяцев назад

      @@trentmulford9832 how do you justify worshipping a man who wants to date his own daughter and has committed so many crimes that even Republicans are trying to indict him and take him off the ballot?

    • @simplesimonhadapie
      @simplesimonhadapie 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@trentmulford9832let's take your comment just at face value and say there have been 4 years of continuous riots. The key would be none of them were a directed crowd of a former president trying to seize power in an election he lost

    • @YouWinAFREEiPOD
      @YouWinAFREEiPOD 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@trentmulford9832That's a loaded question. It's very obvious that there are innumerable Americans that feel like their voices aren't being heard, hence the riots, but there are actors seeking to manipulate the disillusionment and anger of Americans to their own ends, such as on January 6th.

    • @asheronwindspear552
      @asheronwindspear552 8 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@trentmulford9832 which years would that be?

  • @denniss9718
    @denniss9718 8 месяцев назад +16

    The truth is funnier than conspiracy theories

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

  • @thatsruffdog
    @thatsruffdog 8 месяцев назад +67

    First time the Onion reported factual and unexaggerated news.

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

  • @BBradshawProductions
    @BBradshawProductions 8 месяцев назад +4

    I can't tell if they video comments are part of the joke report or real. That's how stupid America has gotten.

  • @sterlingcampbell4837
    @sterlingcampbell4837 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Rioters"? What is with this nonsense? "Insurrectionist Traitors" is the term you are looking for

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too.
      " insurrection ".
      Of120k, only 300 ~ were charged with violence.

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 9 месяцев назад +59

    Are these real tweets or are they all jokes?
    Because right now I can't tell.
    I mean the part of switching bodies with a conservative neighbor actually sounds like something someone would actually write to get out of trouble

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 9 месяцев назад +15

      Those were written. They're jokes.

    • @ReincarnationofiForgor
      @ReincarnationofiForgor 9 месяцев назад +2

      The part with the body switching is just the person trying to get out of trouble. Obviously nobody is stupid enough to believe them though.

    • @ReincarnationofiForgor
      @ReincarnationofiForgor 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@obsidian4844source?

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 9 месяцев назад +12

      It’s the fucking Onion

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 9 месяцев назад +20

      Come on guys don't be mean. He's just asking a question and he's being nice about it.

  • @paulcooper8818
    @paulcooper8818 9 месяцев назад +8

    It was cold in DC on January 6th 2021 and I hear there was going to be a big fire inside the Capitol.

  • @william3347
    @william3347 8 месяцев назад +5

    I lost my tour group and the Capital Guards said "come on in we'll help you find them"

  • @peopleskarmasquad1042
    @peopleskarmasquad1042 8 месяцев назад +7

    LOL! 😂😂 What really is funny is that there are people out there that really believe this stuff.

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

  • @teeanahera8949
    @teeanahera8949 9 месяцев назад +18

    Not sure if anyone feels like me and reading the comments, obviously not, the Onion suddenly lost its mojo. For a “news” type item like the terrorists invading the Capitol the old Onion would have used a glamorous news desk with a flash intro and a pair of immaculately attired ‘news anchors’ full of gravitas and with that air of authoritativeness.

    • @rumo510
      @rumo510 9 месяцев назад +7

      I'm with you. This felt lazy and I didn't laugh once. They need better writers.

    • @alicewolfson4423
      @alicewolfson4423 8 месяцев назад +1

      The Onion has become a disappointment.

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 9 месяцев назад +18

    seriously, what happened to you guys? the production value used to be much better

    • @milk_bath
      @milk_bath 9 месяцев назад +4

      r/whoosh

    • @evanmcdonald9134
      @evanmcdonald9134 9 месяцев назад +4

      It’s rough seeing it like this in comparison to 10-15 years ago with the maxed out production quality. I will say though, they are doing a good job matching the evolution of media and news. From sit down late night news debates with anchors which has been distilled down to people getting their news from tictok with subway surfers in the background in an AI voice.
      Obv I wish for the old days, but there’s something to be said of how accurate it’s parodying modern media consumption

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 9 месяцев назад +2

      The old skits were from a TV series, but these videos were made for Tikitok, so they have a much smaller budget and much less screentime to pull people in and get them engaged

  • @moonrakingmilksop
    @moonrakingmilksop 9 месяцев назад +5

    Wow, this isn't funny. Its just propaganda. The Onion has been in the "cupboard" just a little too long. Pitch it in the compost and get a new Onion 😀

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад +1

      Silence, kindling

    • @moonrakingmilksop
      @moonrakingmilksop 8 месяцев назад

      @@BuildinWings I was just pointing out that the onion's getting a slight stink of propanda on 😂 and might be time to toss it and get a freshone😃
      And did you mean "kindling"? Or actually "kiddling"? I like being called a kid, but I'm not sure I want to be small bits of flamable stuff meant to get bigger flamable stuff burning...though, if you mean that metaphorically, well, I can happily accept that 😆

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@moonrakingmilksop No, I'm referring to you and yours being kindling for a big old Sherman party. Now sit down, jessup.

    • @moonrakingmilksop
      @moonrakingmilksop 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@BuildinWings lol you're mildly amusing.

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@moonrakingmilksop lol you're combustible.

  • @Ethan-fh9lq
    @Ethan-fh9lq 8 месяцев назад +5

    What happened to the Onion?

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 8 месяцев назад +3

    This was disappointingly low effort, and kinda boring... just like J6.

  • @doctorlightningsuper4211
    @doctorlightningsuper4211 9 месяцев назад +7

    What happened to the onions videos. I guess they don't make satirical news articles anymore.

    • @corkythehippoman
      @corkythehippoman 9 месяцев назад +2

      They still do online

    • @doctorlightningsuper4211
      @doctorlightningsuper4211 9 месяцев назад

      @@corkythehippoman I mean the interview ones are good. But the other videos seem like a typical tick talk or RUclips short format. Where it's just Reddit stories and Subway surfers.

    • @evanmcdonald9134
      @evanmcdonald9134 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@doctorlightningsuper4211 I miss the old high production quality sketches as well, but I have to give it to them this does a very good job parodying modern media

    • @DeathToMayo
      @DeathToMayo 9 месяцев назад +2

      They don't have the video budget for the kinds of videos they used to make and parodying social media trends is much cheaper.

  • @againstthegrain3664
    @againstthegrain3664 9 месяцев назад +4

    Is this supposed to be funny?

  • @ElysiumQC
    @ElysiumQC 9 месяцев назад +4

    Wait, is defecating and leaving finger paint art using my own poop on the walls in The Capitol frowned upon??

  • @tabithas1554
    @tabithas1554 9 месяцев назад +12

    I refuse to believe l can do things for.... MySelf!

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 9 месяцев назад +3

    "The Proud Boys" carrying on the tradition of really rad* names for groups & positions within that group. A practice made famous by the Klu Klux Klan which uses terms like "imperial wizard" & "Imperial Kleagle" & even "Imperial Kludd" which is not, I REPEAT NOT the result of an STD obtained from having several very special farm animal friends.
    *Not to everyone, ofc. That's not their style, obviously. It's mainly appealing to preteen gamer boys.

    • @flyingdics1
      @flyingdics1 8 месяцев назад

      More importantly, they're names that are intentionally goofy so they can deflect from the real danger and violence they threaten.

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 8 месяцев назад

      @@flyingdics1 ...or "more importantly" sticking with the vibe of the video...rather than stepping on someone's attempt at a humorous poke at a bunch of jackasses with a superior attitude.

  • @allisonseamiller
    @allisonseamiller 9 месяцев назад +8

    Robot voice reading text does not count as content. You're THE ONION, you set THE standard on your website, do the same on RUclips, don't post lazy things like this that dilute your brand.

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 9 месяцев назад +5

      the onion is a satire website, they are satirizing a current popular trend on social media.

    • @milk_bath
      @milk_bath 9 месяцев назад +7

      Look here now Boomer, the text-to-speech is a part of the parody.

    • @notafbihoneypot8487
      @notafbihoneypot8487 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@milk_bathboomers dont get satire

    • @allisonseamiller
      @allisonseamiller 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@sebcw1204 Nah. Once is a satire, more than once is just using the format.

    • @allisonseamiller
      @allisonseamiller 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@milk_bath First time can be a parody of how annoying text to speech is. Second time and after is just using the format regularly.

  • @jwgrower81
    @jwgrower81 8 месяцев назад +2

    Everything YOU SAY IS FALSE LOOK AT THE FACE OF THIS LAIR

    • @sevi630
      @sevi630 8 месяцев назад

      the onion is a satire channel, but your grammar and complete obliviousness to the fact that this is satire kinda proves their point.

  • @JimTheEditor
    @JimTheEditor 8 месяцев назад +9

    This channel actually used to be funny a dozen years ago. Where did all teh good writers go? The Onion hasn't been good in way too long.

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад +6

      Butthurt conservative

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 8 месяцев назад +5

      I bet you think the Babylon bee is peak comedy

    • @hungrygarfield
      @hungrygarfield 8 месяцев назад +1

      Babylon Bee sucks and the Onion in 2024 sucks. Those Today Now! sketches were the peak.

    • @JimTheEditor
      @JimTheEditor 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@bothi00 I hear headlines here and there from podcasts I listen to. It's good stuff - the natual progression where the Onion could/should have gone If they didn't move to TikTok news; god this video sucked. Not laugh to be had in the whole thing. Not even a chuckle. Any Onion video from 12 years ago is good, but I guess when comedy doesn't become the main goal anymore...

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@BuildinWings
      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

  • @doe6974
    @doe6974 8 месяцев назад +5

    "there was alot of sketchy shit regarding the election that even today is unexplained. So we went to demand an audit and transparancy, and got accused of treason". Is one that I actually heard

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

    • @AnnMucha
      @AnnMucha 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Stuff857
      Bunny Johnson did a video on voter fraud too

    • @LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup
      @LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup 8 месяцев назад

      Sounds reasonable. Also, you misspelled transparency.

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      @@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup
      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the I.B.F. approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.

  • @moviemaker1986
    @moviemaker1986 8 месяцев назад +1

    Lies, I'm a mail carrier for USPS and I don't believe people have figured out they can go to the store themselves.

  • @MindinViolet
    @MindinViolet 9 месяцев назад +2

    What! I can actually visit a store to buy things? In person? Wow, what a revelation!

  • @Sunil778-l4c
    @Sunil778-l4c 9 месяцев назад +15

    *They sniffed lotta horse farts therefore they stormed the Capitol Hill on 6th Jan😂*

  • @ashb8036
    @ashb8036 9 месяцев назад +5

    I almost didn’t make it through the initial voice. I tent to immediately delete and block AI voices as spam.
    I’ve been watching a ton of the old content and they really have held up.
    Wtf was that?

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 9 месяцев назад +4

      parody of modern content creators. you want a satire site to just reuse old formats instead of mocking the current ones?

    • @MemeMarine
      @MemeMarine 9 месяцев назад

      They don't have a lot of money any more

    • @SevenDeadlyPuns
      @SevenDeadlyPuns 9 месяцев назад

      @@sebcw1204There’s a clear difference between “using old formats” and being good. The Onion is just using an AI text to speech while random tweets and stuff show on screen.

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 9 месяцев назад

      @@SevenDeadlyPuns they had more stuff after the AI speech part.
      i will agree that i hate the AI voice format, and i don't fault anyone for not watching the whole thing because they opened weak.
      but i just do not agree with the subjective opinion that they've gotten worse in general. i hear the same claims from people complaining about the new content that college humor is putting out.

    • @ashb8036
      @ashb8036 9 месяцев назад

      @@SevenDeadlyPuns yes I was watching the old content.
      I understand the AI parody. It was just so much I almost didn’t make it through.
      But that means that I did in fact watch it all.
      So how do we help them get the money?
      Like share subscribe and show engagement in the comments?
      😉

  • @bigtoepapa
    @bigtoepapa 9 месяцев назад +4

    Nailed it

  • @BinngBongg
    @BinngBongg 8 месяцев назад +1

    and then theres this. yall are all over the place haha

  • @Chris-w3o1t
    @Chris-w3o1t 8 месяцев назад +6

    this was lame

  • @tctheunbeliever
    @tctheunbeliever 9 месяцев назад +3

    Was TikTok the last form of birth control? Makes sense.

  • @keelo-byte
    @keelo-byte 9 месяцев назад +2

    "I didnt bother to actually vote"

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 9 месяцев назад +6

    That instacart one was SASSY holy shit

  • @squareff255
    @squareff255 8 месяцев назад

    The real funny thing is that you lot still think Jan 6 was just a big group of trump supporters.

  • @ZgermanGuy.
    @ZgermanGuy. 8 месяцев назад

    I cant tell anymore whats real and whats not its all a big blurr
    Maybe that head in the toilet i saw before this did indeed attack a City

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 9 месяцев назад +7

    Oh yeah I forgot that happened like 2 years ago tomorrow, what a whacky time..

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 9 месяцев назад

      3 years ago. They're getting crazier. I just argued last night with an acquaintance on WhatsApp when she started posting anti-migrant posts, and I got her to admit she basically supports genocide by destroying other countries so they don't come over

    • @michaelbailey2581
      @michaelbailey2581 9 месяцев назад +18

      3 years, it's 2024 now.

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 8 месяцев назад +1

      You imply that it won't be whacky come November 2024. It most surely will be.

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

  • @father042
    @father042 9 месяцев назад +8

    This is why Babylon Bee is better now

    • @DeathToMayo
      @DeathToMayo 9 месяцев назад +4

      Because it caters to material that doesn't hurt your feelings instead of joking about things that actually happened?

    • @father042
      @father042 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@DeathToMayo Ironic post because Onion is the epitome of safe humor now

    • @squirrel_disaster
      @squirrel_disaster 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@father042Ah, yes, Babylon Bee, they make like the same 3 jokes dude

    • @loneskankster2242
      @loneskankster2242 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@father042 making fun of Republican Domestic Terrorists is safe now?

  • @dividualist
    @dividualist 8 месяцев назад +1

    you fell off

  • @nickcashman2908
    @nickcashman2908 8 месяцев назад

    Funny but Man i wish someone at the onion would realise this kind of stuff does not translate to youtube as a platform. Look in a mirror jeez

  • @itsamemario6588
    @itsamemario6588 9 месяцев назад +2

    This isn't content. Please put a little effort in

  • @aldoelektrika
    @aldoelektrika 9 месяцев назад +6

    I can't believe they're playing a fake game in the background.

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 8 месяцев назад

      That was Subway Surfers. It's a real game.

  • @mmmmmmmmmmm10
    @mmmmmmmmmmm10 8 месяцев назад +3

    This isnt very funny anymore, new writers?

  • @prod.mp3861
    @prod.mp3861 8 месяцев назад +1

    I miss the old onion where they did news shows

  • @llpolluxll
    @llpolluxll 9 месяцев назад +5

    Lol, Onion has become a parody of itself by shifting to just reporting the news dead-pan style.

  • @jvcyt298
    @jvcyt298 8 месяцев назад +2

    The downward spiral of The Onion is really quite depressing. Tik Tok, bad AI, blurry video game garbage.

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 8 месяцев назад

      That’s literally part of the satire though? They’re parodying all the tik tok content farms that do the exact same thing but unironically and with other people’s Reddit posts.

  • @cameronmclauchlan6369
    @cameronmclauchlan6369 9 месяцев назад +1

    New year onion, gonna start making full videos again?

  • @atomicforcegaming2867
    @atomicforcegaming2867 9 месяцев назад +6

    How far the pathetic onion has fallen....

    • @loneskankster2242
      @loneskankster2242 9 месяцев назад +1

      Try not to incite another insurrection over it

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@loneskankster2242
      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too
      " insurrection "
      Of 120k, only 300~ were charged with violence

  • @nathanmays7926
    @nathanmays7926 9 месяцев назад +16

    Might have had something to do with the police opening the doors and waving them in with smiles.

    • @harrybellingham98
      @harrybellingham98 9 месяцев назад +3

      fox were sued 1 billion for saying this crap

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 9 месяцев назад

      you mean after it became clear they couldn't contain the violent mob that was beating them with flag poles and breaking windows and who then made a beeline for the chamber where the confirmation was taking place chanting "hang mike pence"?

    • @corkythehippoman
      @corkythehippoman 9 месяцев назад +6

      There are tons of videos of people breaking windows to get in

    • @nathanmays7926
      @nathanmays7926 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@corkythehippoman There are also tons of people who walked in peacefully with police escorts

    • @tomcostello8220
      @tomcostello8220 9 месяцев назад +1

      You still believe in the Easter bunny also? He'll be back in April ... MAGA666

  • @knowledge-jm5dn
    @knowledge-jm5dn 9 месяцев назад +2

    Wtf

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh god, they've learned how to be a fellow kid!

  • @andrewweaver2517
    @andrewweaver2517 8 месяцев назад +1

    What?

  • @patrickmcevoy5080
    @patrickmcevoy5080 9 месяцев назад +27

    The AI voice drains every ounce of humor from anything. That's the sort of irony the Onion actually used to write about, not create.

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 9 месяцев назад +25

      It's meant to blend in with the tiktok format. It's actually a subversion.

    • @milk_bath
      @milk_bath 9 месяцев назад +14

      Sit down Boomer, that’s a part of the parody.
      “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

    • @notafbihoneypot8487
      @notafbihoneypot8487 9 месяцев назад +6

      What a boomer take

    • @patrikcath1025
      @patrikcath1025 9 месяцев назад +7

      the AI voice is LITERALLY a parody

    • @ayoungethan
      @ayoungethan 9 месяцев назад +3

      "'Member when the Onion was cool?"
      "Oooh, I 'member!"

  • @mammawlee
    @mammawlee 9 месяцев назад +3

    Love this!

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

  • @bird3713
    @bird3713 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ok this one was pretty good

  • @kyrawendling559
    @kyrawendling559 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is like the golden ratio of content

  • @LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup
    @LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup 9 месяцев назад +15

    The Feds just wanted to throw Ray Eppzzz an epic retirement party.

    • @notafbihoneypot8487
      @notafbihoneypot8487 9 месяцев назад +3

      SkitzoPost irl

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@notafbihoneypot8487Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the i/b/f approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.
      Dont walk run productions - cnn town hall.
      And " dronetek - the curios case of rey epps " too

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 8 месяцев назад

      @@notafbihoneypot8487
      Mark Zuckerberg was in a podcast with joe rogan and said the I.B.F. approached him to squish the laptop story. In a survey of 1,000s of B voters, 12% said theyd have voted T had they heard about the laptop.

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 8 месяцев назад

    No one: I was playing Truth or Dare

  • @BkhammoYou
    @BkhammoYou 9 месяцев назад +6

    My favorite part of these videos are the same people complaining in the comment section about how funny the Onion videos used to be. You're still watching the videos, so they must not be all bad.

    • @masonwhitehead7203
      @masonwhitehead7203 9 месяцев назад

      This video isn’t bad-I think objectively it’s decently funny, but relative to how Onion videos used to be, it’s much worse

    • @saulofontoura
      @saulofontoura 8 месяцев назад +3

      We’re watching because we hope someday they’ll return to greatness. This video was just garbage TikTok low effort format.

  • @adissentingopinion848
    @adissentingopinion848 8 месяцев назад

    If there's anything redditors are good for, it's the pernicious and pretty funny commentary they'll sling like they'the two old man muppets. Just funny enough for the default TTS voice, and good enough for the Onion to just use wholesale.

  • @darkestcloister
    @darkestcloister 9 месяцев назад +8

    Now explain why the 4 capitol police officers committed suicide after experiencing Jan 6

    • @LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup
      @LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup 9 месяцев назад +1

      "Suicide"

    • @WALTERBROADDUS
      @WALTERBROADDUS 9 месяцев назад +1

      How many are there in years past?

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 9 месяцев назад +3

      Sudden awareness of their belonging to the police

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 9 месяцев назад +8

      a feeling of betrayal from the "back the blue" crowd that was beating them with flag poles.

    • @dannyspitzer1267
      @dannyspitzer1267 9 месяцев назад +2

      It's called PTSD

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker Месяц назад

    LMAO the Instacart one is savage

  • @tronche2cake
    @tronche2cake 8 месяцев назад +3

    funny thing is the rioters didn't have guns nor did they intend to kill lawmakers

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад +6

      What was it they chanted about Mike Pence?

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 8 месяцев назад

      @@BuildinWingsu don’t get it bro that was just irony bro. Stoopid lib

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 8 месяцев назад

      We don't know all their intentions, but most likely they were there to intimidate lawmakers. Which isn't good either. To be fair, both sides are utilizing intimidation tactics. It's terrible what partisan politics has become in this country.

  • @Voidlingstudiosofficial
    @Voidlingstudiosofficial 8 месяцев назад

    onion rings

  • @BlueBeetle1939
    @BlueBeetle1939 9 месяцев назад +1

    Theyre rubes

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret 8 месяцев назад +1

    Production values have plummeted on these things

  • @sephrinx4958
    @sephrinx4958 9 месяцев назад

    What the hell is this? Why is there some weird game blurred behind images of comments? I don't get it?

    • @mellowyellow6572
      @mellowyellow6572 9 месяцев назад +2

      It’s making fun of RUclips shorts that do this

  • @user-martinpd
    @user-martinpd 8 месяцев назад

    00:58 North Bush Highway

  • @adammaturin1277
    @adammaturin1277 8 месяцев назад +2

    Well, that was terrible

  • @MaximilianKohler
    @MaximilianKohler 9 месяцев назад +1

    Please stop advertising reddit. It's a hugely problematic website.

  • @radd696
    @radd696 8 месяцев назад

    boo Onion boo!! lazy!!!

  • @pedrozajnr7475
    @pedrozajnr7475 8 месяцев назад

    0:50 I thought this was real news for a second

  • @bobchuseby
    @bobchuseby 8 месяцев назад

    Hm, ok

  • @malenotyalc
    @malenotyalc 8 месяцев назад

    Marco Rubio owes me $40 too!

  • @nothim7321
    @nothim7321 8 месяцев назад +2

    You guys don't even know how to be funny anymore, do you?

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад +2

      The expert is in the house, y’all!

    • @nothim7321
      @nothim7321 8 месяцев назад

      @@BuildinWings ask your mom, girlfriend, and sister, they'll tell you

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад

      @@nothim7321 They all said your incel tears lubricate you. Now get babbitt'd.

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@nothim7321 Babbitt says what? Oh yeah. Nothing.

    • @nothim7321
      @nothim7321 8 месяцев назад

      @BuildinWings whatever you say, Ricky.

  • @Light_910
    @Light_910 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jesus Christ how far the onion has fallen.

  • @Karonowa
    @Karonowa 9 месяцев назад +3

    XDD

  • @healthfadsfade
    @healthfadsfade 8 месяцев назад +4

    Damn the onion is lame now 😂

    • @thelemon5069
      @thelemon5069 8 месяцев назад +4

      Triggered

    • @healthfadsfade
      @healthfadsfade 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@thelemon5069 I’m more in the middle but the left has ZERO comedic awareness 😂

    • @sevi630
      @sevi630 8 месяцев назад +1

      triggered @@healthfadsfade

    • @healthfadsfade
      @healthfadsfade 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@sevi630 I am guilty of being triggered by terrible and lazy comedy, yes you got me.

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 8 месяцев назад

      ❄️❄️❄️

  • @jasonhsu4711
    @jasonhsu4711 9 месяцев назад +2

    The Onion strikes again!

  • @Sleepycollegestudent
    @Sleepycollegestudent 8 месяцев назад

    0:38 the man stands on his principles goddamnit!

  • @odonata9838
    @odonata9838 8 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bernardomello842
    @bernardomello842 9 месяцев назад

    I'm a Knot baby, so 🤷🏻‍♂️ don't trust it

    • @Crystal-58
      @Crystal-58 9 месяцев назад

      you're half dog?

    • @squirrel_disaster
      @squirrel_disaster 9 месяцев назад

      You're a half dog half man? What the hell???

  • @dakat5131
    @dakat5131 9 месяцев назад +3

    Everyone's complaining about the TTS voice and missing that none of the Reddit (not Twitter!) replies were serious.
    None of the 3 topics were particularly funny IMHO, but I think the loudest reactions are just people who saw "Jan. 6 riot" and compulsively moaned about how The Onion "fell off" (as if they were regular readers of The Onion in the first place)

    • @saulofontoura
      @saulofontoura 8 месяцев назад +3

      1) I was an avid reader
      2) Not American and don’t have a bone to pick with your political fights
      3) This video was low effort garbage by normal standards and if we compare it to old Onion standards it’s even worse

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 8 месяцев назад

      ​@saulofontoura I'm not American as well. I think the TTS narration and format is well-suited for the concept as it reflects more how news/entertainment gets around nowadays.

  • @toi6839
    @toi6839 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ain't no fucking way

  • @8__vv__8
    @8__vv__8 9 месяцев назад

    Funnier!

  • @vincentfalcone9218
    @vincentfalcone9218 9 месяцев назад +5

    Is there any comedy channel that has fallen off harder than the Onion?

    • @hoosierflatty6435
      @hoosierflatty6435 9 месяцев назад +3

      Not that I'm aware of. I stick around for Peter K. Rosenthal's movie reviews but that's about it. Babylon Bee outshines them tremendously.

    • @barneymm2204
      @barneymm2204 9 месяцев назад

      SNL?

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 9 месяцев назад +1

      Babylon Bee

    • @hoosierflatty6435
      @hoosierflatty6435 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@obsidian4844 pfft they do the best satire around

  • @ValerioRhys
    @ValerioRhys 9 месяцев назад +10

    If the U.S can be overthrown by a bunch of unarmed, unmasked cosplayers, then the current administration needs to go.
    So much for "the adults in charge".

    • @runlarryrun77
      @runlarryrun77 9 месяцев назад +10

      One problem though, it wasn't overthrown by those yahoos, so by your logic the administration must be fine.
      I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, because your statement makes no objective sense.

    • @captainblacksand8484
      @captainblacksand8484 9 месяцев назад +8

      The previous administration was in charge then. And they did go.

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 9 месяцев назад

      even the ATTEMPT to do so must be punished. and they were not unarmed, caches of weapons were found in possession of the proud boys because they were expecting to be called in as militia to put down trumps political opponents.

    • @milk_bath
      @milk_bath 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@captainblacksand8484 Yeah, wtf is that person smoking to be that obviously wrong.

    • @maxseltzer
      @maxseltzer 9 месяцев назад +1

      Trump was president on jan 6th 2021

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood 9 месяцев назад +1

    1:23 - Calling Poseidon a contraceptive is kinda backwards considering he had more recorded demigod kids than Zeus, they just weren’t nearly as popular.

    • @Crystal-58
      @Crystal-58 9 месяцев назад +3

      where do you think the eaten children went