The more I see of Amber the more I think she really deserves her own show someday soon. She’s awesome on Seth’s show but her segments are always tight, well-written and funny.
@@amys5636 Why you gotta put women of color against each other like that? Countless bland white guys on TV and here you are thinking Lilly is the one keeping Amber down.
And the Siamese cats are gone from _Lady and the Tramp..._ and the crows disappear from _Dumbo..._ and _wow, Disney movies are f#%&in' _*_racist,_*_ aren't they?!?_
Listen to your mother, Seth. Who else would love an episode without Seth with the writers running the show and announcing at the beginning of the show that Seth couldn’t be there because his mother grounded him after the last episode. You could’ve Amber and other writers do an episode. That would be hilarious. ((:
I don't think he's scared *of* her. He knows he's about to tell a masturbation joke in front of her. Even still, I don't see the "fear" y'all are seeing.
Look at their hands at the end. The others: fist for chin to rest on. Mom: open hand, invisibl iron gluv. --Dave, she is in charge, along with the hotness. Seth's dad counts his blessings.
OOOooooooo, that was sooooOOOOOooo insightful. (eyes proceed to roll out of sockets, into the street where they are run over by five taxis, six bike messengers, two police cruisers, a full marathon, and a hippo looking for a good time)
I love Seth’s mom! This is always a great segment, no matter what the jokes are. Sometimes it’s even funnier when they don’t land. Seth, Amber and Jenny’s reactions are funnier than the best jokes. They have such great chemistry, and watching them try to keep straight faces while bantering about the bad jokes is hilarious.
This bit and everyone's commitment to the bit make this one of the best things around. I could probably name a couple conan staff but no other late shows promote their writers and staff so much. props
You are correct young Billy. Featured snippet from the web below:  A spice is a vegetation product that has an aromatic or pungent to the taste quality which is used for flavoring while cooking. On the other hand, a seasoning is a mixture of several flavoring components such as sugars, salts and spices. Thus, a spice can thought of as a subset of seasoning. Difference Between Spice & Seasoning |
Every damn time I watch one of these it ends with me smiling so wide my cheeks hurt a little. I love how sharp Seth's mum was. You can tell he got that from her.
No, TC R; go look at any of the strips on Google Images. It is canonically either "AUGH" or "AAUGH". The "WHUMP" is optional. --Dave, don't try to ruin my childhood, thx
@@daviddelaney2407 I went and looked and have come to the determination that this difference is part of the Mandela Effect. I, too, grew up on Charlie Brown and was reading that every Sunday since the 1st Grade in 1963. You are correct that at the present time when I went to look this up your spelling came up, not mine. But looking at it just now looked very foreign, and at strong odds of what I KNOW IT TO BE, which is Arrrggghhh! The way you spelled it does not compute with almost 60 years of reading Charlie Brown throughout my life. This has happened on other things like the way the cereal Fruit Loops is spelled...the other classic Mandela Effect difference to the way it looks now with Froot Loops on the box. This would have bothered me a few years ago, and it did back then when this anomaly of the past first came up. The same goes for the memory of how the word Ford is spelled now vs. then. Now it shows in the scripted version of the letter F a little curly q on the crossing of the F. I would swear on my fathers grave that that little curl on the letter F on Ford engines and tailgates was just a straight line without a pig's tail on it. There have been so many documented weird things like this that came out that I take it in stride now. I would have bet my mothers life (even tho she passed in 2014) on this Charlie Brown difference we have, that is how sure I am of how this was spelled when I grew up. I do now admit (because of the above) that I was "wrong".... but it sure has been interesting since you brought it to my attention.... So many oddities this way that it gives one pause to think about the implications of knowing what I know. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I will certainly remember this going forward. Take Care, TCR
Oh, you too, and thank you for the reply! All that aside, I am fairly sure it didn't start out immediately as that, and may have been "ARGH" at the start. My complete Peanuts books are in another room and ... hmm ... no, GImages thinks I meant to say "aaugh". I do see he's said it on the baseball mound too... But yeah, there may have been some way back. And/or we're here from other slightly different timelines; I experience that once in a while with memories of books myself. --Dave, the surrealest timeline is definitely now
@@daviddelaney2407 You got that right!....I'm just glad that I won't be around to be turned into the Borg....I wouldn't want someone like Locutis in my brain telling me I can't have Nestles Quick! Godspeed to the Truth... And good luck to you and yours. Look out for another False Flag event that will start in Iran or Venezuela to distract the public from the devaluing dollar and the real failing economy. We are heading over the precipice very soon. Buy Silver now before it all goes to critical chaos .. And it will....pretty soon. Peace
Walt Disney did not need to be alive and kicking to object to Black Panther being made when Disney had Ike Perlmutter filling that role. He spent years blocking movies that became some of the most successful of the recent MCU films. They are much better off now that Kevin Feige has taken over his job and Ike has even more time to spend at Mar-A-Lago.
I don't even think Peppermint Patty belongs, she invites herself and her friends to Charlie's Thanksgiving at pretty much the last minute and then complained about the food
Hey now, white people in the South know what spices are! Fun story: My family is from TN, and my husband grew up in Texas. While we were dating in VA, we went out to dinner with a couple we knew, and my husband ordered "cajun chicken pasta." Upon tasting it, my husband commented that it didn't taste even remotely spicy. One of the couple said, "Do you taste something other than pasta and cream sauce?" My husband said, "Well, I mean, kind of?" She replied, "Well, then it's spicy! This is Virginia, what can you expect?"
2:20 I guess it’s complicated: “Schulz. Marcie is a studious girl who is sometimes depicted as being terrible at sports. She has befriended the tomboyish, athletic Peppermint Patty, who gets annoyed at Marcie when she calls her "sir", and she has a mostly-unrequited crush on the underdog Charlie Brown” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcie
That "Tone down your gayness" joke was defending gay people and attacking the church. In the spirit of this segment it should have been read by a priest. (In fact, it would have been fine for Seth to read.) :-)
At first I thought this "jokes Seth can't tell" segment was funny. But then I got to wondering just why it was that a straight white male professional comedian "can't" tell black or lesbian jokes. He's also Jewish, so he can't tell Christian jokes. And he's middle aged, so he can't tell youth or elderly jokes. He isn't disabled, so he'd better not tell handicapped jokes either. And unless he's a doctor or a drunk he'd better steer clear of those subjects, too. For that matter, I don't want to hear one word from Amber or Jenny about straight, white men. Maybe it's actually time to vote for Trump and put this culture of being offended out of its misery.
Don't fall for it Seth. DOOONNNNNTTTT tell one!....
Damnit. They got him again
Will he never learn???
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair he had to listen to his mother.
Goshdarnit!
Seth IS the real-life
version of Charlie Brown!
The more I see of Amber the more I think she really deserves her own show someday soon. She’s awesome on Seth’s show but her segments are always tight, well-written and funny.
She's really good. I agree.
But NBC would rather give Lily Singh a “show”. 😏
@@amys5636 Why you gotta put women of color against each other like that? Countless bland white guys on TV and here you are thinking Lilly is the one keeping Amber down.
Why cannot Amber be gay? I’m
so in love with her. 💔
Well, boy, do I got good news for you
I wish he’d said “pumpkin spice”
Bethany Stephens IKR? That would work.
@fauteuillouisxv ...Even though lesser than WASPs!
“A regular house... without cats”
Me a lesbian: 😧
“You’re grounded.”
Nothing beats the time when Seth accidentally said "and we're both women" too.
😆
In this video???
Which one? Link?
"Pocahontas just says Hi...and the movie's over."
Lmfao
And the Siamese cats are gone from _Lady and the Tramp..._ and the crows disappear from _Dumbo..._ and _wow, Disney movies are f#%&in' _*_racist,_*_ aren't they?!?_
Love how Seth includes his family and writers in the show. No diva, he likes to share the spotlight. Nice guy.
I love how when other guests join, they have another seat for them, but when Mama Myers comes, Seth gives her HIS chair
Also, the white car never seems to get pulled over.
Only when they have black folks in them.....
White’s the most popular color person too!
@@obamna666 Only inside your nasty racist head, troll.
Listen to your mother, Seth.
Who else would love an episode without Seth with the writers running the show and announcing at the beginning of the show that Seth couldn’t be there because his mother grounded him after the last episode. You could’ve Amber and other writers do an episode. That would be hilarious. ((:
You spelled ‘let Amber host the show for a week’ wrong ;)
Royal Cup LLC Totally here for that. They could cut to him sitting in his bedroom. Lol!
Gateaux Q lol true
Creative Life THAT would be hilarious! I hope their writers see this ((:
They might end up having their own shows one day!
Always love when they continue the joke after the punchline, it's more natural and so funny
When Seth mom comes out you can tell deep inside he scared shittless of her LOL
she took his chair and they all said absolutely nothing: Proof you are right.
@@cliff4377 my thoughts exactly.
He was a good boy and gave his seat to his mother because he knows better. There’s a difference. Lol
I don't think he's scared *of* her. He knows he's about to tell a masturbation joke in front of her. Even still, I don't see the "fear" y'all are seeing.
Look at their hands at the end. The others: fist for chin to rest on. Mom: open hand, invisibl iron gluv.
--Dave, she is in charge, along with the hotness. Seth's dad counts his blessings.
Seth is adorable when his mum comes out omg xDD
"I do give up men for lent... and all other holidays" lol same
I gave up women for Lent and all other holidays. Except I'm straight male, a middle aged divorced male. Ya I got some issues. LMAO 😂😂😂😂
I gave up Lent for Lent, and all the other High Holy Days. Religion Sucks, like the priests do or want you to do. BLECH
I give up lent for chocolate
That joke flew right over me because I didn't know what Lent is (it's Cuaresma in Spanish since it's 40 days).
The Jury still out on Peppermint Patty wither she Straight or Bi, but Marcie definitely wants a taste of peppermint.
😆
Peppermint Patty had an eternal crush on Charlie Brown.
@@lakrids-pibe Exactly
As a bi girl, I can say we've claimed peppermint patty as a bicon.
A white male late night host talking about his positionality. Pretty revolutionary. Kudos seth.
OOOooooooo, that was sooooOOOOOooo insightful.
(eyes proceed to roll out of sockets, into the street where they are run over by five taxis, six bike messengers, two police cruisers, a full marathon, and a hippo looking for a good time)
@@Optimalillusion Tee plus hee!
Ha! Another ha! Okay, one more ha!
Jokes Seth can't tell AND the Meyers' family!
This is truly a great episode.
The only way to top it is to add a day drinking bit in the beginning.
Loved mom's joke about hot moms, too cute! This has become my favorite segment, please never let it end!
That "oh seth nooo," feels way worse than getting yelled at
Hey, I know spices!
Posh Spice, Sporty Spice, Ginger Spice, Baby Spice and Scary Spice.
What I won?
But now, they're all Old Spice.
I used to be fond of posh spice. Which cost my mom a fortune in saffron.
You won the spice of life
the best guest Jokes Seth Can't Tell ever had.
Absolutely!
M Hilmy Fauzi - I really like Hillary and her “popular vote winners” jokes.
Only guest possibly better would Seth's wife
Seth’s mom is soooo cute!
OMFG THIS IS MY FAVORITE SEGMENT AND NOW HIS MOM IN IT 😭
😶
They had a lot of fun with this one. I really liked all the ad lib stuff.
The hot one is John Oliver
We love a bird man
Nah, even he admitted Seth's the hot one. Or at least Chiijohn and Shinjo-kun did.
I’m so excited-I’ll be seeing John Oliver in San Francisco on New Year’s Eve! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@maryrosekent8223 way to go Mary Rose I can't think of a better way to spend new years eve, unless.... no I won't go there 😉
fisher king
Go ahead...I’m all agog
Seth's Mom: "You're grounded!"
Legend! 😂😂
The real Hillary we need in office
Owen Gette Love your profile picture!
I love Seth’s mom! This is always a great segment, no matter what the jokes are. Sometimes it’s even funnier when they don’t land. Seth, Amber and Jenny’s reactions are funnier than the best jokes. They have such great chemistry, and watching them try to keep straight faces while bantering about the bad jokes is hilarious.
His mom is hilarious, she likes to be part of all of those shenanigans haha
Not kidding: After finishing that clip, youtube shows me an ad for electric toothbrushes. I am still laughing so hard.
Seriously???
Which territory, if you don't mind? 🤭🤭😏
@@maazkalim in Germany (if that is your question?). Greetings from over here.
.@@ninacie8047 Ahh..
So was that "non-skippable"( I guess?) ad in _Deutsch_ or the German English? 😏
And: Right back at you!
This bit and everyone's commitment to the bit make this one of the best things around. I could probably name a couple conan staff but no other late shows promote their writers and staff so much. props
This is adorable, how cool to have your mom on your show! ::proudness intensifies::
Pocahontas had one other good line... "these white men are dangerous!"
The real, animated flick???
@@maazkalim yes! When John Smith and the crew show up on the shores, the chief says it! It's pretty great. :)
Amber really deserves to be called the National Treasure!
*a* national treasure... not *the* national treasure. Otherwise, I totally agree. 👍🏼😂
I love this bit. I know the end is coming but it always cracks me up.
Peppermint Patty always had a crush on Charlie Brown. It was Marcy who had a crush on Peppermint Patty.
She would always call her “sir”
Yeah Patty is bi, Marcy is a total lesbian.
this made me remember that thanksgiving means meyers content
Oh god I would be so offended if Seth said that lesbians liked cats. Thank god jenny finished the joke for him.
I didn’t even know that was a stereotype.
Uh uh where *snaps back to serious* I laughed so much harder than necessecary
Salts a seasoning not a spice.
You are correct young Billy.
Featured snippet from the web below:

A spice is a vegetation product that has an aromatic or pungent to the taste quality which is used for flavoring while cooking. On the other hand, a seasoning is a mixture of several flavoring components such as sugars, salts and spices. Thus, a spice can thought of as a subset of seasoning.
Difference Between Spice & Seasoning |
Please tell me the rest of the family is coming out for Thanksgiving! I wait for the family episode all year
theyre on now. 😉
Jokes aren't really that funny....just obvious and reused material...
Brushing down there would be a waste of time wouldn't it? They already have the cavity.😂😂😂
Well played.
oh my, that last joke... think about it.
I don’t get it....
@@asliyase tartar sauce?
Every damn time I watch one of these it ends with me smiling so wide my cheeks hurt a little. I love how sharp Seth's mum was. You can tell he got that from her.
this just never gets old, I love this segment!
Give Amber her own show!!!
😁👍🏻
SHE CAN'T HAVE HER OWN SHOW CUZ SHE BLACK
I LOVE SETH´S MOM!!!
4:38 Va-va-va-voom!
I love Amber and Jenny 💗💗💗
How did Seth not yell something about "I can't even believe my own mother that it'll be ok for me to tell these jokes!"
the Luggage in the Back Seat got completely missed, or am I just very prurient?
I don't get it
@@TCt83067695 Check out 'The Loophole'. 😮
Kudos to Seth for having the courage to utter the word ‘masturbate’ in front of his mother. 😬😬😬
"Black women and lesbians and mommies are liars!"
Phrases overheard screamed at an Incel conference.
I may not have a trunk but my headlights are beaming. And real
serena Norris let those headlights shine
Wow...!
A white-car speaks.
Such a stupid segment Seth can tell any joke he wants it’s a free country stupid political correctness and identity politics
Charlie Brown and Lucy Van Pelt with a football...
..., Aaaauuuggh!
Nope..... the proper spelling is
*Arrrrrgggghhhh!*
No, TC R; go look at any of the strips on Google Images.
It is canonically either "AUGH" or "AAUGH". The "WHUMP" is optional.
--Dave, don't try to ruin my childhood, thx
@@daviddelaney2407 I went and looked and have come to the determination that this difference is part of the Mandela Effect.
I, too, grew up on Charlie Brown and was reading that every Sunday since the 1st Grade in 1963.
You are correct that at the present time when I went to look this up your spelling came up, not mine.
But looking at it just now looked very foreign, and at strong odds of what I KNOW IT TO BE, which is Arrrggghhh! The way you spelled it does not compute with almost 60 years of reading Charlie Brown throughout my life.
This has happened on other things like the way the cereal Fruit Loops is spelled...the other classic Mandela Effect difference to the way it looks now with Froot Loops on the box.
This would have bothered me a few years ago, and it did back then when this anomaly of the past first came up. The same goes for the memory of how the word Ford is spelled now vs. then. Now it shows in the scripted version of the letter F a little curly q on the crossing of the F. I would swear on my fathers grave that that little curl on the letter F on Ford engines and tailgates was just a straight line without a pig's tail on it.
There have been so many documented weird things like this that came out that I take it in stride now.
I would have bet my mothers life (even tho she passed in 2014) on this Charlie Brown difference we have, that is how sure I am of how this was spelled when I grew up.
I do now admit (because of the above) that I was "wrong".... but it sure has been interesting since you brought it to my attention.... So many oddities this way that it gives one pause to think about the implications of knowing what I know.
I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I will certainly remember this going forward.
Take Care,
TCR
Oh, you too, and thank you for the reply!
All that aside, I am fairly sure it didn't start out immediately as that, and may have been "ARGH" at the start. My complete Peanuts books are in another room and ... hmm ... no, GImages thinks I meant to say "aaugh". I do see he's said it on the baseball mound too...
But yeah, there may have been some way back. And/or we're here from other slightly different timelines; I experience that once in a while with memories of books myself.
--Dave, the surrealest timeline is definitely now
@@daviddelaney2407 You got that right!....I'm just glad that I won't be around to be turned into the Borg....I wouldn't want someone like Locutis in my brain telling me I can't have Nestles Quick!
Godspeed to the Truth...
And good luck to you and yours. Look out for another False Flag event that will start in Iran or Venezuela to distract the public from the devaluing dollar and the real failing economy.
We are heading over the precipice very soon. Buy Silver now before it all goes to critical chaos ..
And it will....pretty soon.
Peace
Well she isn’t wrong about that pocohanaus.
Pocahontas
Shayla Blissett cool story bro.
Walt Disney did not need to be alive and kicking to object to Black Panther being made when Disney had Ike Perlmutter filling that role. He spent years blocking movies that became some of the most successful of the recent MCU films. They are much better off now that Kevin Feige has taken over his job and Ike has even more time to spend at Mar-A-Lago.
But Tartarus is said to be WAY down there. Their their, Sethy, gwine be awreet. Momma fix up Lindsey's Memaw.
Joke's on Jenny! Chuck e Cheese is phasing out tokens.
That only makes it funnier because that means the women's team are being paid something truly valueless... XD
Too real
That was sweet of Seth to lower his chair sitting right next to mom. She definitely raised a good man.
Seth's mom has better delivery than Seth, hueueue
Love her and his whole family, it's clear where he and Josh got their humor from
Hue hue...a Brazilian
is this a shot at their lobby baby?
Most popular cars sold today are crossovers....which don’t have trunks....
Most popular color is white...
Amber is right!
😁👍🏻
YO MOTHER FLY S KITE
That NYPD punchline, AMBERRRR 😂💕
Also the no tartar crack has a great deal of depth that went sorely under-appreciated.
I didn't get that joke. I love Seth and his writers.
I laughed way too hard at that one in the Starbucks! 😂
@@TouchofShunshine google "vagina dentata"
I don't even think Peppermint Patty belongs, she invites herself and her friends to Charlie's Thanksgiving at pretty much the last minute and then complained about the food
"You're grounded." Bruh lmaoooo 🤣🤣
What do you mean girlfriend? You're married, Jenny!
He got fooled by his momma, now that’s harsh.
I love that he always has his family on for Thanksgiving.
Hey now, white people in the South know what spices are!
Fun story: My family is from TN, and my husband grew up in Texas. While we were dating in VA, we went out to dinner with a couple we knew, and my husband ordered "cajun chicken pasta." Upon tasting it, my husband commented that it didn't taste even remotely spicy. One of the couple said, "Do you taste something other than pasta and cream sauce?" My husband said, "Well, I mean, kind of?" She replied, "Well, then it's spicy! This is Virginia, what can you expect?"
I love Amber. She is so pretty, and a great actress and comedian.
I always love these
This was not funny, jokes did not hit l
Seth canonically called his mother a liar.
very artificial presentation
It's so cute how geeked he is to see his mom
My all time favorite segment
.....electric toothbrushes?
That was a REALLY awkward joke to say in front of your mom 😳. Seth’s voice sounded like it cracked a little halfway through.
I have just discovered that for me, racist jokes are funnier than gay ones.
😐
Its great you got to give your writers a bonus for appearing on TV. A very nice bonus for Thanksgiving!
That was good! Great writers and the delivery also.
Amber 😍🥰😍😍🥰
Amber cures my depression.🤗🤗🤗
😁👍🏻
GO BACK 2 MEXICO FOR YO DEPRESSION
Once again, Seth learns nothing from past experience and falls for the trap. I'm real concerned.
...It's almost like as if he's just like the masses!
Doomed to repeat history _ad infinitum_ !
Seth's mom looks like his dad
that was genuinely adorable.
2:20 I guess it’s complicated:
“Schulz. Marcie is a studious girl who is sometimes depicted as being terrible at sports. She has befriended the tomboyish, athletic Peppermint Patty, who gets annoyed at Marcie when she calls her "sir", and she has a mostly-unrequited crush on the underdog Charlie Brown”
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcie
That "Tone down your gayness" joke was defending gay people and attacking the church. In the spirit of this segment it should have been read by a priest. (In fact, it would have been fine for Seth to read.) :-)
You know, some of us can't help the shape and size of our trunks, you evil body-shamers you.
At first I thought this "jokes Seth can't tell" segment was funny. But then I got to wondering just why it was that a straight white male professional comedian "can't" tell black or lesbian jokes. He's also Jewish, so he can't tell Christian jokes. And he's middle aged, so he can't tell youth or elderly jokes. He isn't disabled, so he'd better not tell handicapped jokes either. And unless he's a doctor or a drunk he'd better steer clear of those subjects, too. For that matter, I don't want to hear one word from Amber or Jenny about straight, white men.
Maybe it's actually time to vote for Trump and put this culture of being offended out of its misery.
I love it. "You black women and lesbians and Mommies are liars." LOL
Seth´s mom is a treasure
Seth, it’s getting easier and easier to love you...and if we could get a lesbian to finish this with, “but not in a gay way,” that would be AWESOME!
So TWO Hillarys have been on telling Jokes Seth Can't Tell. Seth's Mom and Bill's wife. Love BOTH of them!
“... and mommies are liars.” 😂😂😂