POPPY PLAYTIME: CHAPTER 2

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @captainnihilism
    @captainnihilism 2 года назад +3154

    Lyle uses basic, two-dollar phrases like "public domain" to try to communicate with Cory and it bounces right off Cory's smooth, ostrich egg-like brain.

    • @dotmp3883
      @dotmp3883 2 года назад +284

      However we all know the closer to an ostrich egg your brain is, the better at understanding sonic lore you are

    • @byHexted
      @byHexted 2 года назад +86

      His point honestly wasn’t really changed with the public domain point. He was saying it’s lazy, and they just take these baby songs everyone knows and change the words. Them not being legally accountable for that doesn’t mean it isn’t lazy, I don’t think Cory was saying it’s ILLEGAL, so the public domain thing wasn’t very relevant

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 2 года назад +126

      @@byHexted It's a fake commercial that's a parody of actual children's toy commercials. I'd be more annoyed if they put real effort into it since the real commercials are effortless. It fits the goal of the bit and Cory just wants to complain because he thinks swinging should have been in Chapter 1 all along.

    • @OddJames
      @OddJames 2 года назад +60

      You just have to use words that Cory will understand like *pubic dominatrix* lol

    • @cheerymike6166
      @cheerymike6166 2 года назад +72

      @@byHexted Cory kept saying they steal these songs so its definitely relevant to say its public domain. Cory just doesn't understand what he's trying to say and what the actual words he's using mean.

  • @BUGHUNTER6
    @BUGHUNTER6 2 года назад +1832

    I really wish Cory would clarify whether or not chapter 2 should've been part of chapter 1 in this episode, now we will never know!

    • @swpostpro
      @swpostpro 2 года назад +153

      What no one realizes is that the swinging mechanic should have been in chapter 1

    • @MattFitVlog
      @MattFitVlog 2 года назад +35

      I wish he would respond to my friends request on myspace 😭

    • @YawnyGames
      @YawnyGames 2 года назад +20

      @@MattFitVlog What did your friend request of him on myspace?

    • @MattFitVlog
      @MattFitVlog 2 года назад +33

      @@YawnyGames credit card and ssn#

    • @ZeldaCDI99
      @ZeldaCDI99 2 года назад +10

      @@MattFitVlog it's 12345. The ccv is 321
      Ssn is 12

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 2 года назад +947

    Lyle handling Cory’s crazy today like a champ

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 2 года назад +96

      It's because they're both coomers, so he gets it. Lyle just limits himself to animated human women while Cory is full degenerate and longs to stick things in any soft-looking hole. Also, Lyle probably knows that if you try to talk Cory down he just gets louder and more obnoxious.

    • @OddJames
      @OddJames 2 года назад +118

      He has his verbal belt buckle ready at all times when Cory is around

    • @DUHRIZEO
      @DUHRIZEO 2 года назад +3

      @@OddJames wtf is a verbal belt buckle 😂 I strive to use that in a sentence one day.

    • @OddJames
      @OddJames 2 года назад +28

      @@DUHRIZEO it's Lyle Burt's most strongest secret weapon, he used it to beat Shadow the Hedgehog on kissyourassgoodbye mode... and on rats... lol

    • @fallowthrall2292
      @fallowthrall2292 2 года назад +22

      Lyle's been working with Corey for longer than even Sleepycabin existed, they both worked together on many animation projects, Streetfighter Chode for example.

  • @spongegar
    @spongegar 2 года назад +162

    Cory's critique of Poppy Playtime:
    - The swinging should have been in chapter 1
    - They could have put swinging in chapter 1
    - Chapter 1 should have had the swinging mechanic

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 2 года назад

      -not enough fuckable characters (1/4 characters yet)

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 2 года назад +2058

    I love it when Cory puts dumbness in people's brains

    • @kricku
      @kricku 2 года назад +73

      Good thing it's guaranteed to happen every video

    • @swpostpro
      @swpostpro 2 года назад +93

      Don’t forget, the swinging mechanic should have been in chapter 1!

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 2 года назад +64

      Most Functioning Coomer Brain

    • @jameson7276
      @jameson7276 2 года назад +31

      Cory's coom brain is supremely entertaining.

    • @itsasecrettoevery1
      @itsasecrettoevery1 2 года назад +67

      A new era of Oneyplays where the comments section are getting sick of Cory’s loud, wet gooning in the background interrupting the video

  • @sky10456
    @sky10456 2 года назад +696

    I like how they make the game harder by putting a Cory next to you as you play.

    • @ForYourHealth744
      @ForYourHealth744 2 года назад +16

      YOU WON A PRIZE! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!🎉

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 2 года назад +14

      Holy shit you won a prize you should totally give them all your information and your credit card number

    • @Fordan_greeman714
      @Fordan_greeman714 2 года назад +6

      DUDE you won a prize you should give them you're credit card details to get it

  • @legalza0843
    @legalza0843 2 года назад +529

    What everyone doesn’t know is poppy playtime killed Cory’s mother, he has every right to be angry

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 2 года назад +9

      I think its that his mom walked in on him going to town on the Corynes looking at Pink Huggy Wuggy r34

    • @DantesGrill
      @DantesGrill 2 года назад +8

      @@eightcoins4401 "Damn... If you weren't so hot my mother would still be alive today. It's all your fault..." - Cory, passing the blame on to someone else

    • @Makocat
      @Makocat 2 года назад +5

      That explains a lot. Like the obsession with Sonic and the spectrum placement

    • @iliekgaems2626
      @iliekgaems2626 2 года назад

      yeah but did it blink

  • @THISXGUY210
    @THISXGUY210 2 года назад +565

    Lyle is so close to yelling at Cory. Just a few more complaints about something should've been in episode 1, and it might happen

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 2 года назад +81

      Bro Lyle’s Sanity hasn’t been Included in a long time

    • @hacksbeenjamin
      @hacksbeenjamin 2 года назад +21

      "If the games only 30 minutes, you can wait to say it." Got me.

    • @Emzzzzzzy
      @Emzzzzzzy 2 года назад +4

      @@donet0death240 that was clever haha

  • @mainsails2892
    @mainsails2892 2 года назад +59

    I love how Lyle is doing everything he can to be polite while explaining baby puzzles to Chris

  • @cuponoodles8507
    @cuponoodles8507 2 года назад +253

    This feels like Lyle and Corey are two parents in a loveless marriage on the brink of completely freaking out on each other and Chris is their oblivious kid who just wants to play video games and have fun

    • @ForYourHealth744
      @ForYourHealth744 2 года назад +15

      100% now get your prize

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 2 года назад +18

      It's not easy raising a special needs child

    • @PrimordialAngels
      @PrimordialAngels 2 года назад +1

      this comment made me laugh harder than the video LMFAOOOOOOO thats too fucking real oh my god

    • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
      @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @yodorr6249
      @yodorr6249 2 года назад +1

      oney is a whiner in most other videos, believing stupd bs he reads online and whining at every new or ninty game solely because some imageboard baited about it an he fell for the fake shtposty hate unironically, his videos without the funny people like dingdong or cory etc is just him being miserable because hes too unintenligent and whiny to bounce off the unfunny ones, they are saving his channel and youre so parasocial and broken you get their stuff unirnicaly instead and acts triggred

  • @Itariatan
    @Itariatan 2 года назад +249

    love how corey decided to prattle on and on about the first chapter missing the swinging mechanic, reminding me of my Alzheimer's ridden grandma.

  • @FreakynCheesy
    @FreakynCheesy 2 года назад +379

    Listening to Cory's take on videogame design is like listening to Hellen Keller reviewing an album

    • @kirbyfan4
      @kirbyfan4 2 года назад +12

      For some reason I thought this said “Hellen Keller reviewing autism”

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 2 года назад +10

      God damn that's accurate.

  • @babyhoods
    @babyhoods 2 года назад +810

    Cory slowly starting to turn the oneyplays fan base against him is just another Cory moment

    • @IRBork
      @IRBork 2 года назад +31

      I can vouch for this. I go out of my way to watch videos with Lyle and Chris and Cory in them because I hate Zach but the last few series I've seen with Cory he's been pretty annoying. In the Vampire series he wouldn't shut the hell up about renting cars and some dumb plushie. It's getting to the point where I'm starting to feel like I've just outgrown these guys. The only "normal" ones that aren't constantly devolving into autistic rants are Chris and Lyle.

    • @tek3576
      @tek3576 2 года назад +31

      He's good in small doses and should've been paired with dave again

    • @norvillebanksta
      @norvillebanksta 2 года назад +356

      @@IRBork I hate Zach too. Ever since they showed that clip of him spitting on a small child I just couldn't bare to watch any videos with him in it. Plus he kind of sounds like the voices in my head.

    • @IRBork
      @IRBork 2 года назад

      @@norvillebanksta his voice is incredibly annoying and he's painfully unfunny. His whole humor is just making foreskin jokes and screaming over people.

    • @maximusthedude8305
      @maximusthedude8305 2 года назад +189

      @@IRBork why the hell would you hate zach wtf?

  • @based7465
    @based7465 2 года назад +355

    after like the 10th time cory called the pink toy hot I started to suspect that he might not be joking

    • @randomlytrash
      @randomlytrash 2 года назад +33

      Cory is kinda like me I think🥵

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters 2 года назад +71

      check his twitter in 3-7 business days

    • @gkraith2995
      @gkraith2995 2 года назад +38

      Cory is the coomer meme manifested.

    • @DrawntoRetroTech
      @DrawntoRetroTech 2 года назад +12

      He’s turning into Guptill

    • @c_m00
      @c_m00 2 года назад +5

      i meannn.......

  • @AliasEliahus
    @AliasEliahus 2 года назад +492

    in this episode cory lusts after what is essentially a rubberhose stick figure

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 2 года назад +64

      It’s the least weird thing to be into. Doesn’t help she has a cute face

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 2 года назад +161

      @@GrayD_Fox Get a hold of yourself man

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 2 года назад +43

      @@GrayD_Fox Coomer

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 2 года назад +6

      ​@@GrayD_Fox least? Really? You've got some problems, man.

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 2 года назад +16

      @@br3akstuff it’s Professional Coomer, you scharlaten

  • @DKMarioplayR
    @DKMarioplayR 2 года назад +725

    Cory speaks like he’s in a fever dream where every IP ever made just blends together, causing him to spew out word salads.

    • @WillieDangerously
      @WillieDangerously 2 года назад +17

      That's something a neural AI would do.

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 2 года назад

      Give him a break he caught a famous disease known to make your brain bad

    • @Joseph-jj7bw
      @Joseph-jj7bw 2 года назад

      he's living in the dimensional merge

    • @justinbailey2347
      @justinbailey2347 2 года назад

      He's ready for the dimensional merge

    • @Gamegobazooka
      @Gamegobazooka 2 года назад +6

      Cory lives in the dimensional merge

  • @HowlinnWolf
    @HowlinnWolf 2 года назад +559

    Cory is the scariest part of this year's BoneyPlays.

    • @stebe5999
      @stebe5999 2 года назад +10

      He's an SCP

    • @DUHRIZEO
      @DUHRIZEO 2 года назад +8

      I'm spooked, but in an endearing kind of way.

    • @tytakenotes57
      @tytakenotes57 2 года назад +8

      Agreed. I can't help but to think that if the Poppy developers would've just put this in Part 1 of the game, then maybe he wouldn't be so spooky 😔

    • @officialFredDurstfanclub
      @officialFredDurstfanclub 2 года назад

      @@tytakenotes57 I would’ve shit my pants in fear if Chapter 1 and 2 were all one game instead of two!

  • @bigslorbsofkyrgyzstan5541
    @bigslorbsofkyrgyzstan5541 2 года назад +57

    Chris making the connection between Mommy Long Legs and Spinel and then not knowing either of their names filled my gamer heart with warmth

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 2 года назад +12

      A show he insists he hasn't seen, to boot.

  • @spamytv
    @spamytv 2 года назад +355

    Drink every time Corey wants the grapple hook in chapter 1

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 2 года назад +40

      i am dying of alcohol.cilc
      holy cra
      p lois

    • @adventuringwolf8517
      @adventuringwolf8517 2 года назад +4

      Can we get an F in the chat for our brother in arms?

    • @TeddyTentacle
      @TeddyTentacle 2 года назад +2

      @@Corkoth55 actually dying at this, thanks

    • @crab2934
      @crab2934 2 года назад

      Ain't Oney playing tho?

    • @REDLINE4WD.
      @REDLINE4WD. 2 года назад

      thzis w aas A gooo
      ood I .. de
      AH

  • @dagothur1987
    @dagothur1987 2 года назад +453

    Cory's suggestion of hitting blue and red at the same time would have been a lot more interesting than simply having the button be behind them.
    I can't believe he is an actual genius.

    • @marfin4325
      @marfin4325 2 года назад +1

      He's like sexual Rainman

    • @Night5225
      @Night5225 2 года назад +136

      That mechanic will be in chapter 3 (but it should’ve been in chapter 2)

    • @juiuice
      @juiuice 2 года назад +62

      @@Night5225 no that mechanic should've been in chapter 1

    • @Immor7alBG
      @Immor7alBG 2 года назад +2

      I wonder if they wanted to do it that way but couldn't figure out a satisfying way of letting you aim both hands at separate buttons at once.

    • @shanemiller1182
      @shanemiller1182 2 года назад +4

      I thought that was what you were supposed to do too and got confused when it didn’t work

  • @juliocortez3757
    @juliocortez3757 2 года назад +86

    1:14 Cory is going to lose his shit when he finds out what nursery rhymes are

  • @captainred7844
    @captainred7844 2 года назад +93

    God I fucking love BoneyPlays, as enjoyable as OneyPlays is normally, something about the bois goofing around turning freaky shit into a joke is really nice

  • @CluckN
    @CluckN 2 года назад +194

    I wish Corey would let us know if he thinks Chapter 2 should’ve been included in the first Chapter.

  • @Clyman974
    @Clyman974 2 года назад +91

    The ads and toys in this game are legit well designed, that Mommy long legs one looks straight out of the 90s

    • @egg62
      @egg62 2 года назад +12

      it's basically a rip off of betty spaghetty

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +2

      @@egg62 Fits right into the 90s then. Anyone remember S T O N E P R O T E C T O R S ?

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 года назад +3

      You mean the ads and toys in this ad? With the plush toy shop right there on the main menu, this is really just an interactive commercial for the exact same toys they're "parodying".

    • @Clyman974
      @Clyman974 2 года назад +1

      @@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Great for the studio then, that's a really clever marketing ploy

    • @lenarmangum8630
      @lenarmangum8630 2 года назад

      @@egg62 Wtf is that?

  • @k3salieri
    @k3salieri 2 года назад +653

    Cory be like:
    "Poppy's Playtime? More like hot chick heaven!"

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +68

      "Grab your o-orange juice and cele-uhh, celerine? What are those long green things called again-Leeks! They're leeks. Grab your orange julius and green onions and let's goOOO!"

    • @lenarmangum8630
      @lenarmangum8630 2 года назад +15

      I mean…. Yeah same, there are a bunch of hot chicks in this game tbh, I thought I was supposed to be scared not turned on.

    • @JacobVonRoker
      @JacobVonRoker 2 года назад

      @@Trynt33 who's got pink hair, long straw limbs, and a tight puckering hole? Why-gh is Mommy Playtime of course

    • @clownymoosebean
      @clownymoosebean Год назад +9

      Has he drawn some.. artwork.. of these characters yet?
      I just think these characters would look great in his artstyle.
      Haha.

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 2 года назад +131

    Cory lives in an alternate timeline where Scott Cawthon made Poppy Playtime instead of Mob Games and every remix of children’s songs are Cocomelon’s doing

  • @DrawntoRetroTech
    @DrawntoRetroTech 2 года назад +49

    Cory is basically Guptill89, all he needs is three orbs and a swirl to find a character hot.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 2 года назад +194

    I miss the "With Friends" part 😢

    • @hummbug72
      @hummbug72 2 года назад +38

      After Cory’s rants today, can you blame them?

    • @ConcreteLobotomy
      @ConcreteLobotomy 2 года назад +20

      @@hummbug72 For real, I can do with one less "friend" specifically.

    • @yowatchie
      @yowatchie 2 года назад +15

      I'm glad this is still missed. It always feels like something's missing with every upload. Plus it was cool to see the thumbnail art.

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 2 года назад +2

      they were all kidnapped and had their consciousness uploaded into an ai
      that's why cory has somehow been in every episode for the past months

    • @tek3576
      @tek3576 2 года назад +9

      @@yowatchie yeah I miss the old thumbnail art and numbered episodes. The new thumbnails kinda suck and the naming scheme is lame

  • @weelolol
    @weelolol 2 года назад +547

    cory getting scott cawthon and MOB games mixed up is hilarious

    • @whofuckingcares420
      @whofuckingcares420 2 года назад +109

      Cory is so amazing I can't tell if he was making a jest or if he really did mix them up.

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 2 года назад +60

      Made me question myself for a moment when he was being so wrong with such confidence

    • @kbroughs3097
      @kbroughs3097 2 года назад +54

      Then Lyle added undertale into the mix

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 2 года назад +8

      that's the joke

    • @Altaku84
      @Altaku84 2 года назад +17

      nah that was almost cirtainly sarcasm. because if he accidentally pulled that genius joke out of a half wit thought, he is the luckiest man alive and i think we can contribute to that luck by giving him credit for it anyways.

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 2 года назад +38

    I like how coreys literal only complaint is "what if this was just free too?"

  • @son12509
    @son12509 2 года назад +16

    Funny hearing Lyle tease Corey constantly about complaining about "this should've been first game" nonsense.

  • @hollowpotatoes770
    @hollowpotatoes770 2 года назад +133

    My favourite add of this game was the one where they had poppy playtime saying "professionals have standards" and then she sniped spider lady toy thing

    • @jjayala5512
      @jjayala5512 2 года назад +11

      "Scarin's a good job mate."

    • @beegsouprice3221
      @beegsouprice3221 2 года назад +13

      Guarantee ya won’t go hungry. Cuz ain’t the end of the day as long as there’s two toys left on the planet.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 2 года назад +9

      "Someone's gonna want someone scared"

    • @Night5225
      @Night5225 2 года назад +7

      I’m not a FNAF, dad, I’m a Poppy Playtime.

    • @TheMegaOrigin
      @TheMegaOrigin 2 года назад +8

      @@Night5225 Well the difference being one's a game and the other's mental sickness!

  • @drabcrab9702
    @drabcrab9702 2 года назад +65

    I love huggy wuggy and Mommy long legs. Thank you for continuing this playthrough Christopher O'Neill and the others. Love from Kickassia ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @theIargedude
    @theIargedude 2 года назад +49

    for someone who doesn't know anything about this game cory sure does know a lot about this game

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +4

      That's absorbing a game via RUclips osmosis to ya

  • @stevenmike1878
    @stevenmike1878 2 года назад +43

    cory on chapter 3: they shoulda had the jet pack n taser in chapter 2.
    chapter 4: they shoulda had the 5 second cloak field, run,hide,sneak section in......

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +4

      chapter 5: "WHERE'S MY REPTAR PUZZLE?!"

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 2 года назад +252

    Cory doesn't realize how little a dollar is worth. Even dollar stores charge more than a dollar these days

    • @norvillebanksta
      @norvillebanksta 2 года назад +14

      Vampire Survivors costed like, 2 dollars in Early Access and offers way more content than this shitty prototype. And yes I know Vampire Survivors graphically requires WAY less work but still, this game clearly lacks the content needed for the price.

    • @DoubleADwarf
      @DoubleADwarf 2 года назад

      @@norvillebanksta Vampire Survivors am'd costing*

    • @blowfishfootman
      @blowfishfootman 2 года назад

      @@norvillebanksta bro u literally answered yourself

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 года назад +4

      I think I get what you mean, and I also feel like a lot of indie games really undervalue themselves on Steam, unfortunately. In this case though, I'd honestly argue that the game should be free, since they're so clearly getting most of their revenue from toy sales. In the same way that many AAA games make most of their money from in-game microtransactions, this game is essentially just an interactive toy commercial. The shop is right there on the main menu, even. The difference between this and most AAA multiplayer games is that this commercial is like half an hour instead of several hours, and is specifically targeting children.

  • @nolohere
    @nolohere 2 года назад +81

    I love you boys alot keep it up

    • @toast_cat2265
      @toast_cat2265 2 года назад +28

      Ur not talking to me but thank you

    • @degan5070
      @degan5070 2 года назад +2

      Read that with a Southern accent

    • @dawsontomar7558
      @dawsontomar7558 2 года назад +2

      except Cory

    • @itsjayh
      @itsjayh 2 года назад +7

      @@dawsontomar7558 especially cory

  • @dillonf1905
    @dillonf1905 2 года назад +50

    I remember when they advertised for the NFTs they were hyping up the lore bits in them, then after they flopped they were like "No guys actually it was fine because nothing important was in them".

    • @elitismautumn8245
      @elitismautumn8245 2 года назад +4

      Remember when Chris tried selling NFTs and then all of his followers called him slow in the mind? That was funny.

    • @kotakbulat8243
      @kotakbulat8243 2 года назад +1

      @@elitismautumn8245 Zach did too, with Michael Cusack they tried to do like a pokemon thing called Little Critters

  • @ADHDgonewild7
    @ADHDgonewild7 2 года назад +20

    I love how they cut out Cory’s final chapter one complaint but Lyle made it perfectly clear what they cut out

  • @campaigner8549
    @campaigner8549 2 года назад +265

    Cory is an animator who's complained about how much animators don't get paid on youtube/online, but then wants the Poppy Playtime creators to drop chapters for $1.
    Unfathomably Common Cory moment.

    • @stevienitro
      @stevienitro 2 года назад +11

      Or a
      Corry's
      Unfathomable
      Moment...

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 2 года назад +31

      Because the game isn't the product, the ip is. Proliferate the iconography for cheap/free and charge out the ass for merchandise.

    • @sacb0y
      @sacb0y 2 года назад +2

      @@TheZigzagman But then people get angry when the merch is integrated with the lore to incentivize buying it.

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 2 года назад +16

      @@sacb0y
      It's not a good gimmick, but it is the one they're using. They should lean into it.

    • @yodorr6249
      @yodorr6249 2 года назад +1

      The format in which you sell a product is different than being not paid at all for it, you are the true brainlet here while blaming the guyand trying to whine as a parasocial a-log because he reminds you of your own fear of cooch and your mirror.

  • @CoolSmek
    @CoolSmek 2 года назад +11

    You know those hooks they use to pull people off a stage in the cartoons? Yeah, I was hoping for that on Cory this episode, he was just being straight up obnoxious. I felt like Lyle was getting frustrated too.

  • @davros919
    @davros919 2 года назад +121

    Pro Tip: It's okay to tell your friend to shut the hell up every once in a while

    • @Czar_Moss
      @Czar_Moss Год назад +1

      especially when ur friend is cory

  • @Unit-7
    @Unit-7 2 года назад +14

    19:53 Thank you Lyle. I feel your pain.

  • @Saxjon
    @Saxjon 2 года назад +541

    In this episode, Cory doesn't shut the fuck up about a mechanic not being in the first chapter.

    • @swpostpro
      @swpostpro 2 года назад +103

      Don‘t forget, the swinging mechanic should have been in chapter 1!

    • @skibblebopper
      @skibblebopper 2 года назад +42

      @@swpostpro hey you guys talking about how chapter one of the legendary game Poppy's Playtime should have had the swinging mechanic?

    • @user-vj3rg2jo9b
      @user-vj3rg2jo9b 2 года назад +76

      Honestly starting to get tired of Cory's negativity :/

    • @Drood.
      @Drood. 2 года назад +33

      Don't you think chapter 2 should have been included in chapter 1? Just a unique thought I had.

    • @McDoinky
      @McDoinky 2 года назад +22

      @@user-vj3rg2jo9b He sounds like a revolting guy honestly I was never a fan

  • @Ihasnotomato
    @Ihasnotomato 2 года назад +72

    Once again, Cory primarily knows the characters from porn, surprising nobody.

    • @lenarmangum8630
      @lenarmangum8630 2 года назад

      I mean… that’s how I found out about must of the Overwatch cast. \_(•_•)_/

    • @hacksbeenjamin
      @hacksbeenjamin 2 года назад +1

      He offers so much embarrassing info about himself and I almost admire how unaware he is of how fucking absolutely ridiculous he sounds.

  • @lata1224
    @lata1224 2 года назад +100

    Chapter One: Corey pretends he hasn't played this game.
    Chapter Two: Corey pretends he doesnt want to have sex with Mommy... oh, nvm. Surprising amount of honesty from Corey.

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +16

      Everyone prefers an honest pervert as opposed to a dishonest one like David Cage. "Yeah we're just going to make a full naked rig of the lead actress for Beyond Two Souls even if it's a breach of contract, it's for ze good game!"

    • @lonick1692
      @lonick1692 2 года назад +1

      @@Trynt33 wait what? is this real?

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 2 года назад +3

      @@lonick1692 yeah it wasn't even remotely in the contract not to mention entirely non-consensual

  • @greggory5156
    @greggory5156 2 года назад +11

    You can channel Lyle's frustration with Corey at exactly 19:54.

  • @tomcross3000
    @tomcross3000 2 года назад +46

    i like how the rest of ya try to subtly shut down and teach cory how game production works, even if it didn't work much because he has the iq of a packet of crushed breadsticks

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors 2 года назад +27

    I love how both Spinel and Mommy long legs are just some form of "Squiggly Wiggly" in his memory

  • @StuartFknLil
    @StuartFknLil 2 года назад +27

    To anyone who says Chris complains too much and hates everything, I give you: Corey.

    • @StuartFknLil
      @StuartFknLil 2 года назад +2

      @@Dingusdankus13 I watch the channel for most of da boys actually. Some playthroughs I don't mind Corey, like the Sonic games. Others like this and Skinwalker Hunt I'm a bit annoyed all the whining.

    • @suziebelle3738
      @suziebelle3738 2 года назад +2

      @@Dingusdankus13 why do you even watch the channel if you dont like 90% of the people running it

  • @66LordLoss66
    @66LordLoss66 2 года назад +97

    I'm actually surprised they're so into the first one.

    • @boglurker2043
      @boglurker2043 2 года назад +31

      they'd probably get into the second one as well if cory would just shut up for 5 minutes.

  • @shizamza
    @shizamza 2 года назад +81

    Here’s a fun game.
    Everytime Cory says you should have been able to swing in the first game, drone strike his home.

    • @wigwumpwormwood
      @wigwumpwormwood 2 года назад +17

      my fellow citizens we must uhhh drone strike the cory

    • @shizamza
      @shizamza 2 года назад +1

      @@wigwumpwormwood I RAN BECAUSE OF YOU!!

    • @Themanwiththeplan1899
      @Themanwiththeplan1899 2 года назад +6

      His neighbourhood would be a fucking crater

  • @Quarek99
    @Quarek99 2 года назад +17

    You know it's gonna be a great episode when literally 99% of the comments are about Cory's great and non-repetitive opinions

  • @studentarielbeaubrun7080
    @studentarielbeaubrun7080 2 года назад +262

    Boy! This is even SCARIER than poppy’s playtime chapter 1!

    • @Ooogis_booogis
      @Ooogis_booogis 2 года назад +22

      the video just came out you haven't even watched it lmao

    • @drabcrab9702
      @drabcrab9702 2 года назад +73

      @@Ooogis_booogis Green is scarier then orange. Also the thumbnail is inverted which makes it scary I think

    • @stonkguy0529
      @stonkguy0529 2 года назад +4

      @@drabcrab9702 I think so 2 😰

    • @Ooogis_booogis
      @Ooogis_booogis 2 года назад +3

      @@drabcrab9702 true looking at it sends a chill down my spine😟

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 2 года назад +5

      ...erm... can someone help me clean up this mess..

  • @williamw2529
    @williamw2529 2 года назад +168

    Everytime Cory complains an Angel cringes.

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 2 года назад +4

      An angel turns cruel and writes a thesis

  • @officialFredDurstfanclub
    @officialFredDurstfanclub 2 года назад +24

    We’re an episode away from Lyle actually fucking murdering Cory on camera

  • @schnoz2372
    @schnoz2372 2 года назад +10

    Can’t believe how much of a master Lyle is at problem-solving and unlocking.

  • @Samsungor
    @Samsungor 2 года назад +19

    I like how the main character doesnt have actual hands to do regular things like open doors and pick up paint cans

  • @teriyaki_chicken
    @teriyaki_chicken 2 года назад +49

    you can tell Lyle is fed up with Cory in this episode

    • @hacksbeenjamin
      @hacksbeenjamin 2 года назад +1

      @Farg Binyader you're correct, I've been bitching in the comments the entire episode.

  • @fridaynight3dbowling653
    @fridaynight3dbowling653 2 года назад +5

    everyone being mean to Cory in the comment section is making me really sad i love him so much

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon 2 года назад

      he’s a funny boi

  • @rockman2010
    @rockman2010 2 года назад +100

    I’m going to miss Cory when they stop letting him couchsurf on Tomar’s bedbug infested couch

  • @lamp9546
    @lamp9546 2 года назад +32

    Why is Cory obsessed with hating this game. I'm not even a fan but he won't shut hip about how much he wants it to be the first one

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 2 года назад +9

      cory is obsessed with hating everything

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 2 года назад +23

      Cory has this condition that causes him to believe the way he would do something is the way everyone should do it, and anything that *isn't* the way he wants it is automatically terrible and needs to be boycott. He's one major incident away from pepper-spraying a dude at Gamestop because the cardboard cutout of Sonic didn't have blue arms.
      (in case it's not clear, that condition is autism with a heavy dose of coomer degeneracy)

  • @headphonesdawg
    @headphonesdawg 2 года назад +17

    Can't wait for chapter 3 when they introduce glizzy wizzy

    • @b44442
      @b44442 2 года назад +10

      Can't wait for sloppy toppy

  • @BrassWing
    @BrassWing 2 года назад +9

    Corey treating 2 chapters of a single game like a single game is making me want to commit war crimes

  • @NostalgicEditor
    @NostalgicEditor 2 года назад +24

    So excited for them to react to THE moment. Loved the first part, hope they play ch.3 next boneyplays if it ever comes out.

  • @lolitswakka1115
    @lolitswakka1115 2 года назад +15

    Cory is off his meds again I see

  • @vileindividual
    @vileindividual 2 года назад +15

    Corys constant rambling is starting to get irritating, I think corys strong point is when he's playing a game he knows well but still has to focus on it. He never seems to get too invested in games when he's just on the couch and his rambling really takes away from the game experience, which is more of the focus during boneyplays. I feel like boneyplays should really be a chris, zach & tomar segment but thats just my opinion.

  • @maxthefoooool
    @maxthefoooool 2 года назад +21

    Cory being hated by Oneyplays fans is so fucking funny lmao, it's perfect for Cory. Idc what people say he makes me lol

    • @MrOofio64
      @MrOofio64 2 года назад +1

      TRUE.

    • @maxthefoooool
      @maxthefoooool 2 года назад

      @Farg Binyader come on don't do him like that, no one was a bad as him lol. Maybe I'm just used to Cory from Sleepycabin but he's always been one of my favorites I love his stupidity

  • @WoodlandDrake
    @WoodlandDrake 2 года назад +107

    Cory's depravity has reached all new heights.

    • @JRSanchez93
      @JRSanchez93 2 года назад +19

      That thing is hot, though.

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 2 года назад +3

      Yeah yeah pal, I know you say that throughout the day but once it's 11:23pm your on r34 looking up poppy piss play

    • @RushOnRayzeII
      @RushOnRayzeII 2 года назад +1

      Depths

    • @lenarmangum8630
      @lenarmangum8630 2 года назад +1

      @@JRSanchez93 She really is though.

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 2 года назад +2

      "I'd be going ham on McDonalds land creatures" - Corey

  • @AdrianoSnorts
    @AdrianoSnorts 2 года назад +49

    It's amazing how Cory can deactivate Chris' brain

  • @Wehndigo
    @Wehndigo 2 года назад +5

    i know yall are rippin on cory but at the end he said to press red and blue for violet i was thinking the same thing

  • @camlens
    @camlens 2 года назад +8

    Funny how Cory was complaining about the second episode not being long enough. What's even more funny is that episode 1 was fit into a single video yet episode 2 wasn't.

  • @d00gz_
    @d00gz_ 2 года назад +34

    Poppy’s Playtime is the rare game that already sold its soul to the money printer before it even existed.

    • @rustyshacklefordposter
      @rustyshacklefordposter 2 года назад +11

      Take mcdonalds playground nostalgia add horror and needlessly mysterious lore sell to 10 year olds

  • @hesh4590
    @hesh4590 2 года назад +110

    Half the commentary is Corey simping and raging in defense of his simping lol

    • @DoctorSquirt
      @DoctorSquirt 2 года назад +18

      The other half is him complaining that part 2 should've been in part 1 lol

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters 2 года назад

      he’s malding

    • @Hollow_Tim
      @Hollow_Tim 2 года назад +6

      When did so many 12 year olds invade this channel?

    • @hesh4590
      @hesh4590 2 года назад +2

      @@Hollow_Tim tf you on about?

    • @hesh4590
      @hesh4590 2 года назад

      @@Hollow_Tim they're just words that everyone can use, not just kids.

  • @wolfey1579
    @wolfey1579 2 года назад +9

    in both regular videos, and this year's bony plays I really miss the spooky voice that says *"WITH FRIENDS"*

  • @yungstigmatamanne
    @yungstigmatamanne 2 года назад +5

    corey ranting about “uh dis game needa come out all da same time and uhh be a dollar duh im corey why wouldnt they put it out for free duh” make me cringe

  • @BoxManSFM
    @BoxManSFM 2 года назад +21

    I can't wait to check Cory's twitter after this video.

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 2 года назад +1

      Absolutely nobody tweeted about it.

  • @ConcreteLobotomy
    @ConcreteLobotomy 2 года назад +89

    Cory and shitty opinions based on his child-level understanding of world: name a more iconic duo.

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 2 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 2 года назад +1

      @@arbiter- thats a really bad duo not even iconic

    • @ConcreteLobotomy
      @ConcreteLobotomy 2 года назад +1

      @@rr53213rr To be fair, I said "child-level" which would also include the emotional immaturity you're referencing as his undeserved "confidence" on these topics. I agree that it is this combination of hubris and lack of curiosity about finding the correct answers which is the precise combination of intolerable that I dislike hearing so, so much. It also doesn't help that he can't read a room full of people tired of hearing about the same incoherent shit for 30 minutes straight. I tried to suffer through the Sonic videos to hear the other guys, but no matter where I skipped to, it was like 3 hours of Cory's incoherent, and generally fabricated, ramblings.
      And I certainly wouldn't say you're dumb: You exhibited quite a bit of social analysis concerning what makes one's statements be poorly received. Self analysis that is nowhere to be found in any of Cory's commentary/ rantings.

    • @PrimordialAngels
      @PrimordialAngels 2 года назад

      ​@@ConcreteLobotomy you seem smart so im curious-- what do you think abt the ppl in the comment section complaining that the cory haters are all "newcomers" and "children" when most of the folks complaining are long standing fans who've been here for years? As in, a lot of ppl complaining seem to have enjoyed cory in say sleepycabin, but cant stand him in recent vids. has cory changed/gotten worse over the years? or have we all just grown up and "grown out of it" while he's stayed the same? it's actually really perplexing me and is kinda fun to think about lol so im just wondering ^^

  • @526heygirl
    @526heygirl 2 года назад +52

    I'm gonna be Playing with MY BONEY after this. Keep up the good fight.

  • @son12509
    @son12509 2 года назад +3

    This game feels like a tru sequel having only watched the games on oneyplays. Seems like a lot of polish, puzzle, and new mechanics and fun stuff. Ignore Corey.

  • @TwoSquidsAndAGun
    @TwoSquidsAndAGun 2 года назад +8

    Cory truly has a flat brain

  • @Negameleon
    @Negameleon 2 года назад +4

    I'm getting Poppy's Playtime adds on RUclips now, this is what I sacrifice for oneyplays

  • @yonokolol
    @yonokolol 2 года назад +23

    Cory has a point on the price of the game considering that they had a merch store literally at launch for a 20 minute game.

  • @BoneFungus
    @BoneFungus 2 года назад +5

    This video was nice but maybe it could have been in the first video?

  • @sethstewart9704
    @sethstewart9704 2 года назад +35

    Cory legit makes Chris's content hard to tolerate.

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +1

      If you think that's rough, try sleepycast

  • @animeflute3
    @animeflute3 2 года назад +6

    Lyle's cute lil voice at 18:00 about his game theory :3

  • @fubinus5455
    @fubinus5455 2 года назад +11

    For Cory: "Gesundheit" literally means 'health', when somebody sneezes, we basically wish him good health.

    • @Wesley-of-224
      @Wesley-of-224 2 года назад +3

      OK, So, Thank You for being THE ONE COMMENT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THEM, in the SEA of Cory Comments!
      I use this instead of Bless You ALL THE TIME, and was looking for This Comment alone.
      I didn't expect like...
      99.5% of Corey Hate Comments.
      Geez.
      And I am Neither Way about the Guy is all.

    • @fubinus5455
      @fubinus5455 2 года назад +1

      @@Wesley-of-224 You're welcome:) I always like teaching about my language, especially when people already use the words without knowing their true meaning

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 2 года назад +10

    I wish Lyle was real

  • @klg9549
    @klg9549 2 года назад +10

    BoneyPlays 2022: Oops All Corys

  • @gman_613
    @gman_613 2 года назад +10

    kinda fucked how oneyplays forces its viewers to pay the only fans to watch the rest of the playthrough

    • @rickybobby3960
      @rickybobby3960 2 года назад +2

      OneyFans

    • @rodmullen64
      @rodmullen64 2 года назад

      @@rickybobby3960 fucking chefs kiss. I'm mad you beat me to it

  • @TheMissingTexture
    @TheMissingTexture 2 года назад +4

    i don't think i can finish this video cory just wont stomp complaining

  • @snerttt
    @snerttt 2 года назад +3

    I like this game, it's got some good atmosphere, some physics stuff, I like the designs, the animation is fluid, it even spooked me a bit, it definitely tickles all my fancies enough to make it decent!

  • @Dolphin._.
    @Dolphin._. 2 года назад +7

    Good thing this Corey season is coming to a close real soon. Idk why the OneyPlays writers had to shoehorn in a character that's ruins the dynamic of the banter and the game being played.

  • @whamstan7454
    @whamstan7454 2 года назад +5

    i think the developers of poppy playtime paid a bunch of people to complain about corey complaining about poppy playtime

  • @grayfox311
    @grayfox311 2 года назад +43

    cory is fine as a side character with his antics, but when he talks too much and pines for the spotlight with his subjective opinions it's like I'm jamming a crowbar into my brain cogs

  • @galeforce69420
    @galeforce69420 2 года назад +13

    Can Cory just go home early next time please

  • @YUKILOID39
    @YUKILOID39 2 года назад +18

    19:45 fun fact, you can easily replace the video file for the monitors in this scene, allowing you to play essentially any video you want for this cutscene

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад

      Time to replace it with Meat Spin

  • @claudio3518
    @claudio3518 2 года назад +22

    im sorry but cory has kinda been taking me out of these recent videos. He's just constantly whining inbetween drawn out rants, idk

    • @BunkerFox
      @BunkerFox 2 года назад +16

      He does three things. He rants about nothing, fails to understand anything and constantly lusts after weird shit.

    • @Layne_____
      @Layne_____ 2 года назад +15

      seriously. Cory isn't fun. his takes aren't half as smart as he thinks. he constantly gives bad advice in the games. Cory makes these videos so hard to watch.

    • @rockman2010
      @rockman2010 2 года назад +4

      I like Cory, his oblivious self makes for alot comedic jokes with the rest of the oney sephiroth crew. I just wished he didn’t bite Zach at the end of the Shadow playthrough

  • @TopityTurvity
    @TopityTurvity 2 года назад +105

    these chapters are way longer when you go out of your way to look for VHS tapes for lore and you die 20 times during the chase scenes

    • @thesurprisebox
      @thesurprisebox 2 года назад +43

      But that's padding, the evilest practice

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 2 года назад +4

      k but i don't care about this stupid off brand fnaf lore
      and i already don't care about fnaf lore anymore

    • @lenarmangum8630
      @lenarmangum8630 2 года назад

      @@thesurprisebox It’s Not padding to go look for extra collectibles and optional stuff, it’s not like you are forced to seek any of the extra collectibles and stuff. That’s silly, that’d be like me saying it’s padding to go after all the power moons or starts in Mario Odyssey or 64, like no it’s mostly optional. Why are you complaining about extra content and replayabity?

  • @williamstaples5994
    @williamstaples5994 2 года назад +21

    At first I thought I was being a little troglodyte getting upset by having to listen to Cory in this one. After looking at these comments its seems maybe he might be the troglodyte.