How Many Levers Do They Have

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @Parco_Molo
    @Parco_Molo 7 дней назад +371

    Zealand in his divorced drunk uncle phase

    • @Andruu98
      @Andruu98 7 дней назад +10

      Too long this time in that trailer park. Its not good for him.

    • @bizbaby
      @bizbaby 6 дней назад +5

      Yapping bout sports in the middle of a vacation is def drunk uncle vibes 😂😂

    • @bundesautobahn7
      @bundesautobahn7 6 дней назад +1

      Why is he not training for a run?

    • @OhJustSomeRandomGuy
      @OhJustSomeRandomGuy 6 дней назад +2

      @@bundesautobahn7 He's utilizing all of his non-running levers.

    • @kylerodd2342
      @kylerodd2342 4 дня назад

      🤌

  • @dexogames
    @dexogames 7 дней назад +262

    Pull the lever, Kronk!
    - Barcelona executive every 3 months

  • @cyberturkey77
    @cyberturkey77 7 дней назад +163

    I love watching this homeless guy find a place to stay for a night and ramble about football.

  • @animamaster
    @animamaster 7 дней назад +159

    Barca fans: The club has money, and you're just a jealous hater
    Barca: 😞

    • @crediblesalamander8056
      @crediblesalamander8056 6 дней назад +6

      barca have obscene revenue, they just overspend.

    • @milaninter2442
      @milaninter2442 6 дней назад +19

      ​@@crediblesalamander8056So they don't have money then.

    • @oluwatayo.x
      @oluwatayo.x 6 дней назад +3

      @@milaninter2442 the money is there. they’re not allowed to spend it because of la liga’s FFP.

    • @MegaUMU
      @MegaUMU 6 дней назад

      ​@@oluwatayo.xthey are still selling future revenue at a worse rate. 100mil spread over a deal that sells this right for 5years is 20mil per year but future 20mils is usually less worth than it is now due to inflation.
      Laporta is pulling levers in hopes that it is going to work. Zea points this out greatly by selling this means potentially debt based financing of the club

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 6 дней назад +6

      @@oluwatayo.x that not how the FFP of laliga works

  • @Gally663
    @Gally663 7 дней назад +68

    Pretty soon the club will be renting back the copyright to their own logo

    • @edi0157
      @edi0157 6 дней назад +4

      Just rename the club to FCB and then you can sell it twice👍🏻

  • @drex5160
    @drex5160 7 дней назад +57

    One day they're accidentally gonna pull a lever that activates a trap door under Laporta 🕳️

  • @magj22004
    @magj22004 6 дней назад +14

    This feels like the end of a monopoly game where you have to sell stuff to stay in the game

  • @RaulEdu33
    @RaulEdu33 7 дней назад +61

    “In three years the debt has increased by one billion. When Laporta came in it was already 1.350 euros and to that we have to add another 1.450 euros and everything mortgaged because the interest to be paid is 94 million a year for 30 years... it is impossible to repay this debt, it will have to be refinanced.” Jaume Llopis 2023. He holds a PhD in Economics and Business Management from Ramon Llull University and an MBA from IESE Business School, where he was a professor. He was a member of Laporta's Espai Barça Committee but resigned in 2021.

    • @ellipticalsoul
      @ellipticalsoul 7 дней назад +15

      You can tell he's smart because he hit the road in 2021

    • @RaulEdu33
      @RaulEdu33 6 дней назад +9

      @ellipticalsoul Absolutely, he is a University economics professor and financial consultant to several Forbes 500 companies. His reputation would be permanently harmed if he is connected to the Barça financial debacle.

  • @QuackingKing
    @QuackingKing 7 дней назад +45

    This video looks like a french new wave movie from the 50’s. The look, feel, camera angles, the outfit. Just a masterpiece.

  • @ellipticalsoul
    @ellipticalsoul 7 дней назад +36

    Just buying the VIP boxes is actually a really smart investment compared to buying a club itself with all those pesky running costs

  • @sambradley4741
    @sambradley4741 6 дней назад +16

    Camp nou canned air available for preorder now.

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 6 дней назад +7

      Lamine Yamal bathwater

    • @Sasquatch10
      @Sasquatch10 6 дней назад +1

      @@ninjalectualx £1000 for your child to be baptised by Lamine. Barca Under 2's coming soon.

  • @gugga2745
    @gugga2745 7 дней назад +32

    can confirm, Dani Olmo did infact go to a bucks game and the facilities and all that. theres a clip on the bucks twitter of him kicking a basketball in from half court

  • @ellcaa4220
    @ellcaa4220 7 дней назад +30

    9:57 Pedri is not from Barcelona's academy. I don't know why people think he is. He's no, he's from Las Palmas

    • @CityOwnsManchester
      @CityOwnsManchester 7 дней назад +6

      People think he is alot because of his passion for the club and the way he plays its very la masia

    • @kwanlinus6999
      @kwanlinus6999 7 дней назад +12

      Because people always like to discuss Pedri together with Gavi, who indeed is from La Masia

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 6 дней назад +3

      People think that because Pedri counts as a homegrown player because Barcelona bought him when he was 16.

    • @croissantpower
      @croissantpower 6 дней назад +3

      Because he was bought very young and started playing for them from a very young age like other Barcelona talents. Pretty obvious

    • @keysersoze2374
      @keysersoze2374 3 дня назад

      He was not bought young. He was already a first team player in las palmas. These people and their bs make up stories. He was already about 18 when he moved to barca for 5 or 10milliin transfer fee. 😂😂😂

  • @jon-michaelharris5840
    @jon-michaelharris5840 7 дней назад +24

    1:30- The Pop Tarts Bowl is the best outside the CFP games

    • @williamcross210
      @williamcross210 6 дней назад

      I(t certainly had quite a few points, IIRC

    • @Burpingtogheter
      @Burpingtogheter 6 дней назад

      What's a pop tart?

    • @Nolan-55
      @Nolan-55 5 дней назад

      ​@Burpingtogheter a poisonous product released by companies that paid off scientists to "prove" red meat and natural fats are bad. Which lead to companies pushing sugar products, such as pop parts and cereal, booming.

  • @coolking49
    @coolking49 7 дней назад +13

    read this as "how many lovers do they have" and did a double take

  • @jjj8317
    @jjj8317 6 дней назад +5

    Zealand: alright, let's make a video for the boys.
    The boys: nice, let's drink a hot cup of coffee and roast this man

  • @n4r4plays47
    @n4r4plays47 6 дней назад +8

    When Zealand said nobody goes on vacation to Milwaukee, I died. People in Milwaukee dont wanna be in Milwaukee.
    Its actually nice weather here right now🤣

  • @Cenilvap
    @Cenilvap 6 дней назад +7

    Olmo is a big Lillard fan, even copies his "Dame Time" celebration, so yes, he went for vacation to Milwaukee

  • @kwanlinus6999
    @kwanlinus6999 7 дней назад +15

    Marca IS NOT A REPUTABLE NEWS SITE. Marca is a REAL MADRID MOUTHPIECE

    • @losk3442
      @losk3442 6 дней назад +3

      everyone is talking about this, not just Marca. stop being a fanboy

    • @kwanlinus6999
      @kwanlinus6999 6 дней назад

      @losk3442 people must acknowledge that Marca is not a neutral source

    • @zahhak5571
      @zahhak5571 5 дней назад +1

      @@kwanlinus6999 Still, Barca's own sources say the same.

  • @EmmanuelBernard-c9c
    @EmmanuelBernard-c9c 7 дней назад +31

    60 views in 3 minutes, Zealand is low-key a chill guy who doesn't care about views

  • @Eric_Hunt194
    @Eric_Hunt194 6 дней назад +3

    "The thing with a yard sale is that you can only sell so much before there's nothing left in the yard"
    Sure I'm paraphrasing, but someone needs to clip that section of this video and email it to Rachel Reeves with several tractor emojis in the subject line.

  • @HonestTom1892
    @HonestTom1892 7 дней назад +16

    Ah Barcelona in financial mud.

  • @EmmanuelBernard-c9c
    @EmmanuelBernard-c9c 7 дней назад +35

    Leave the hairline before the hairline leaves you

    • @nyanrxenawang
      @nyanrxenawang 7 дней назад +6

      Receding hairlines mean thst ones in their prime. Yk, like Salah

    • @xlxTHExUNFOGIVENxlx
      @xlxTHExUNFOGIVENxlx 7 дней назад

      Let the man cook

    • @llRoBoBinHoll
      @llRoBoBinHoll 7 дней назад +11

      Leave his hairline alone before your hairline leaves you

  • @mustafachughtai8874
    @mustafachughtai8874 7 дней назад +6

    "hairy kane"

  • @michaelward1921
    @michaelward1921 7 дней назад +4

    I wanna be drinking from wherever Zealand is drinking from, for sure

  • @lakebreeze6248
    @lakebreeze6248 6 дней назад +2

    Mans has been up since 3am wearing the same shirt trying to comprehend levers.

  • @McPilch
    @McPilch 6 дней назад +1

    Laporta's favourite movie: Don't Look Up.

  • @munkycoolgaming
    @munkycoolgaming 5 дней назад +1

    Pop Tarts bowl was an incredible watch this year! Go ISU!!

  • @nyanrxenawang
    @nyanrxenawang 7 дней назад +9

    Barca selling meteorites

  • @leuropaische
    @leuropaische 7 дней назад +9

    Absolutely wonderful haircut 😊

    • @needfoolthings
      @needfoolthings 6 дней назад

      I'm happy for you. But what does your sister's haircut have to do with this video?

  • @patricioancona557
    @patricioancona557 4 дня назад

    In Mexico selling VIP boxes is a standard practice, usually they do it to minimize the cost of building a stadium (for example estadia azteca) and people sell the boxes like assets

  • @MrWillyMrBrightside
    @MrWillyMrBrightside 7 дней назад +3

    Zealand loves British football culture so much but knows it's freezing in the UK right now so goes to a British territory in the Caribbean

  • @JustK4Y1512
    @JustK4Y1512 7 дней назад +9

    At this point FC Barcelona won’t have anything’s rights anymore, all to register their players

    • @kylerodd2342
      @kylerodd2342 4 дня назад +1

      Yeah. So if you look at AC Milan, they are doing the opposite. Their owner has put a huge emphasis on owning rights to everything. It’s the main reason they want to build a stadium. I speculate that he has an aim to put pressure on the league to generate more commercial and television revenue. Right now, one of Redbird’s companies is trying to acquire the Paramount network, which airs the Serie A. I think it’s reasonable to speculate that it would allow Redbird to have more control over how the revenue would be negotiated for the league. Berlusconi did something similar back when he revitalized Milan and the league, in general. Anyways, long ramble short, I think we’ll see clubs move away from that and Barcelona will likely fall into shambles.

  • @acidbronson9712
    @acidbronson9712 7 дней назад +2

    As a fellow Poptarts bowl enthusiast - I appreciate this

  • @cbjtexansfan56
    @cbjtexansfan56 7 дней назад +6

    Pop Tarts Bowl mentioned!

  • @matiasescobar8730
    @matiasescobar8730 6 дней назад +1

    From what I know, this sale is around 15 to 20 years long, and this financial fair play problem is something that, according to the accounts, would be solved with the Nike agreement, but due to some points in the regulations, the income from it will only start to count from the following season. In addition, the salary payments delayed by the pandemic will end this season, so that is another reduction in expenses, which will help fair play even more.

  • @chandlerking2260
    @chandlerking2260 7 дней назад +2

    Shoutout to the poptarts bowl! Shit was electric

  • @EmmanuelBernard-c9c
    @EmmanuelBernard-c9c 7 дней назад +15

    You should talk about the Bellingham brothers signing for Burnley

  • @eirakari
    @eirakari 7 дней назад +2

    Pretty soon they’ll be selling FCB player cameo birthday shoutouts ✌️

  • @MattMcMatt
    @MattMcMatt 6 дней назад +1

    Playing Barcelona in FM 2030's going to be hardcore mode

  • @Richard-V
    @Richard-V 7 дней назад +5

    Basically robbing Peter to pay Paul. At this point Barcas debt is like the USA deficit, it doesnt really matter because its to big to fail.

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 6 дней назад +1

      Everything is too big to fail until it fails lol

  • @merobo5066
    @merobo5066 6 дней назад

    I like that the collar decided to be as strange as the pattern of the shirt

  • @gugga2745
    @gugga2745 7 дней назад +9

    11:35 chelsea didnt buy anyone for a year bc they literally werent allowed. they had a transfer embargo for a 2 window ban (it was basically just a 19/20 ban) which is why they went so hard in the next summer signing havertz and werner and some others, bc they had the room in their FFP

    • @hugolouessard3914
      @hugolouessard3914 7 дней назад +6

      Yeah but the point is that it wasn't a catastrophe

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 6 дней назад

      Not registering a player would allow the player to leave as a free agent. That would be a catastrophe.

    • @gugga2745
      @gugga2745 6 дней назад +1

      @@hugolouessard3914 yea im just saying it wasnt like chelsea was rough on the books and made a tough decision to just do a Tottenham for a season and just buy no one, they literally werent allowed to which is a bit of a different situation

  • @Veezy12972
    @Veezy12972 5 дней назад

    Pop tarts bowl has the greatest trophy ever created. Dont @ me

  • @hydratrumpet837
    @hydratrumpet837 7 дней назад +1

    *Edits out 5-minute monologue on pop-tarts*

  • @PH-jv4ik
    @PH-jv4ik 7 дней назад +1

    Barca's finance's don't have plot armour they have levers.

  • @ianlooney4888
    @ianlooney4888 6 дней назад +1

    The squarish shadow that's being casted right under Zealand's nose onto his moustache looks rather unfortunate lmao

    • @needfoolthings
      @needfoolthings 6 дней назад

      Well, a square nose and regular room lighting will do that to you, Looney.

  • @zak725
    @zak725 7 дней назад +12

    Crazy how after Hazard Madrid have change their focus to signing players on a free. While Barcelona continue spending a ungodly amount of money on players they can’t register

    • @mastniburek5386
      @mastniburek5386 6 дней назад +1

      Barca have signed more free players than madrid in the last coiple of years

  • @Lewis-zj5kt
    @Lewis-zj5kt 7 дней назад +1

    Barca are like that friend that’s in massive gambling debt and managed to get a payday loan

  • @stopspyingonme9210
    @stopspyingonme9210 6 дней назад +1

    This how Haaland ends up playing for Mourinho in Turkey?

  • @ringleaders10820A
    @ringleaders10820A 7 дней назад +1

    Pop-Tarts bowl was lit

  • @LivingDeadPunker
    @LivingDeadPunker 7 дней назад +4

    I feel like we gonna see Barca going into administration in our liferime

    • @Micfri300
      @Micfri300 7 дней назад

      Or football tv rights will keep on increasing.

    • @Sasquatch10
      @Sasquatch10 6 дней назад

      We need to just not spend until we're in our new stadium, and then continue to not spend for maybe like 6 months.

  • @BiHMaverick
    @BiHMaverick 7 дней назад +1

    Danny olmo and Damian Lillard have the same celebration. The taping of the clock. They exchanged jerseys IIRC. 13:25

  • @MarcosGarcia-pj3pq
    @MarcosGarcia-pj3pq 6 дней назад +1

    Barcelona are currently facing the trolly scenario it seems

  • @JoshK-z1k
    @JoshK-z1k 6 дней назад

    Has no one here commented on the collar!?!?!
    But yes, fully agree. You got this one right Z

  • @brianp3570
    @brianp3570 6 дней назад +1

    Maybe he was homesick for Leipzig and Milwaukee was just the thing to fix that

  • @beantaz3862
    @beantaz3862 5 дней назад

    My guess is Barça can basically eminent domain the loges. Or at least one can hope they were bright enough to give themselves an out in the deal.

  • @alimac5926
    @alimac5926 6 дней назад +1

    Barcelona might not look it but we are the club in the most dire position in the world. What does 3 to 5 more years of relative success mean if for the next 30 YEARS barca are going to be unable to buy new players, and all the players we produce will have to be sold in order to pay off debt. I genuinely can see my club getting relegated in 15 years time and that is very sad.

  • @hendersongalbreath1072
    @hendersongalbreath1072 6 дней назад +1

    Mas Que Un Bank

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 5 дней назад

    The bill comes due. Always

  • @unanec
    @unanec 4 дня назад

    2:00 it was indeed the truth. The thing is that Barcelona's finance is fully public amd there is nothing not known by everyone, because Barcelona is literally owned by their members. But own in a literal semse, you become a member of FCB by buying a part of it, not like Bayern where you become a member of a business that owns bayer which means you effectively own nothing, you have a chunk of the club so you get to know the finances and get to decide for the levers and sustainability and the academy localist base.
    There are many videos explaining what happens in FCB but essentially a company owes already 180 million which translates on a lower limit for how the spanish federation treats fairplay. Barcelona is not really on a struggle economically on the long term, only in the short term (amd the short term can affect the long term). Barcelona has not really a debt problem at all, for comparision, Real Madrid debt is slightly highwr as they are doing works at the stadium

  • @callumreddy1256
    @callumreddy1256 6 дней назад

    Pop tarts bowl is peak cfb

  • @needfoolthings
    @needfoolthings 6 дней назад +1

    HOW does a shirt collar GET like this!? HOOOOOWWW!??

  • @needfoolthings
    @needfoolthings 6 дней назад +1

    I have a set of pajamas with a collar that I sleep and get up in with the collar collared.

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel 6 дней назад

      Took me a second 😂

  • @JayWhiteMadden
    @JayWhiteMadden 6 дней назад

    I’m not listening to another word till you take a nap, run a brush through your hair…and link that shirt

  • @MultiWillz
    @MultiWillz 6 дней назад +2

    How long until Barca start auctioning off the items in the lost and found box?

  • @yuddo
    @yuddo 6 дней назад

    Barcelona : "Ultimate skill! UNLIMITED LEVER!!!!"

  • @IndyBallNation
    @IndyBallNation 7 дней назад

    Cinnamon Roll Pop Tart Sacrifice Situation Is Crazy

  • @gabeh.4297
    @gabeh.4297 6 дней назад

    in regards to the pop tarts bowl; I need a 'the cam ward situation is crazy' video
    edit: hey, Milwaukee is a great city

  • @apcrawdad
    @apcrawdad 6 дней назад +1

    dani olmo did in fact attend a bucks game in milwaukee

  • @rhodrambles3943
    @rhodrambles3943 7 дней назад +1

    I just went on the Barcelona website to look at tickets, doing some bad and probably wrong maths, if they sell out the VIP areas it ranges from 60,000 Euros for Champions league to 30,000 Euros vs Deportivo league game. Average it out to maybe 45,000 a game. If they play 25 home games per season that is 1,125,000 Euros a season. (Not including other events like basketball). I would imagine that means its a 100 year lease?

  • @klicclak
    @klicclak 6 дней назад +1

    POP TARTS BOWL MENTIONED!!!! LFGGGGGG #thegoat

  • @emekaamadi8699
    @emekaamadi8699 7 дней назад

    Pop tart bowl, follow your dreams

  • @jamescbrown8149
    @jamescbrown8149 4 дня назад

    POP TARTS BOWL MENTIONED

  • @shawnmason5551
    @shawnmason5551 4 дня назад

    What it means? It means, Ha Ha Barcelona!

  • @marrionkhennie
    @marrionkhennie 3 дня назад

    and here i was about to comment, “hell ya i’d got to milwuakee during december… to watch giannis ball in the nba”

  • @haroldsimarmsta750
    @haroldsimarmsta750 7 дней назад

    Barca will always find a way to pull the levers but Zealand will never run

  • @fillphd
    @fillphd 3 дня назад

    It’s called land selling. You make a lump up front but you lose the rent long term. It’s a short term solution

    • @alexp_9996
      @alexp_9996 2 дня назад

      Its called an accounting move, selling the "rights to operate??" The VIP seats ? The bernabeu did this not too long ago, selling that to probably a contact of Laporta that is going to give them back to Barcelona for like 20 million euros when barça are finally too good to draw attention with shady moves

  • @davidwikeley
    @davidwikeley 6 дней назад

    Apparently the lever failed and they still can’t register the players.
    I speak for all: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grayson0916
    @grayson0916 6 дней назад

    I’m a united fan but I really hope Barca can figure things out. I have tremendous respect for how they approach youth and style of play. Would be a shame to see them fall from grace.

  • @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918
    @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918 6 дней назад

    They’re 95% of the way to PSLs and sponsored stadiums

  • @fazahasbi1838
    @fazahasbi1838 6 дней назад

    Yo zealand your outfit is fire

  • @uyandaomega6525
    @uyandaomega6525 7 дней назад

    Hey guys. I am not an economic savvy person at all but I think this is some sort of loan thing. They get 100m now and pay it back later but before they pay it all back the money coming into the vip boxes will go as a payment to the buyer. As compensation

  • @prettyflyforawhiteguy1424
    @prettyflyforawhiteguy1424 4 дня назад

    Real Madrid has also sold VIP seats, as well as many other European clubs that don't have a sugar daddy. This is not new. It's just hyped up because it's Barcelona.

  • @Eric_Hunt194
    @Eric_Hunt194 6 дней назад

    Never mind whatever is going on at Barca this week, where's Zealand's take on the rise of Carlos Corberan?

  • @dtrox0271
    @dtrox0271 6 дней назад

    Pop Tarts Bowl is the best bowl

  • @PrinceOfParthia74
    @PrinceOfParthia74 2 дня назад

    Laporta will sell his house but won’t sell a Barcelona star

  • @xXSTUART30Xx
    @xXSTUART30Xx 7 дней назад +2

    No way I got here first on my fav topic. Barca might have US mil industrial complex on there side, ultimate tin foil hat theory

    • @RatoneroGris
      @RatoneroGris 7 дней назад +1

      Ironically Florentino Pérez's construction company is rebuilding Pearl Harbour if im not mistaken

    • @hrodebrt
      @hrodebrt 7 дней назад

      @@RatoneroGris You said what now? There aint no way lmao

  • @Ratzy1614
    @Ratzy1614 6 дней назад

    zealand should manager barca irl i wann see he get them back to secure finances

  • @PeterBuvik
    @PeterBuvik 7 дней назад

    Nobody is too big to Fail just ask the Last CEO of Lehman Brothers

  • @Rutrakpm
    @Rutrakpm 6 дней назад

    We gotta put the Barca accountants on this season's Best XI

  • @JDeep72
    @JDeep72 6 дней назад

    Olmo was at the bucks game hahahah

  • @amirilan4435
    @amirilan4435 6 дней назад

    I dont understand how they keep the image of "we are the club that is build on our oun academy talent" while being top 5 spenders on signing new players for about 10 years.

  • @candym0nz826
    @candym0nz826 7 дней назад

    The answer to how many is: yes.

  • @mephistowwww8816
    @mephistowwww8816 7 дней назад +1

    Chelsea selling a hotel, city selling a shirt for millions, but barca have pulled 20 levers in 3 years. They're such an awful club now, so far from the days of having a childrens charity on their shirt

  • @Dog-xi2nm
    @Dog-xi2nm 7 дней назад

    Ive also heard that were back to 1:1 meaning every euro we make we can spend 😭🙏🙏🙏

  • @speedphlux
    @speedphlux 7 дней назад +2

    Prediction : FM27 we all gonna be "rebuilding" Barcelona from the lowest tiers of Spanish football.
    Well, y'all are gonna be doing that. I was never a Barca fan, so I'll be just laughing my ass off.

    • @RatoneroGris
      @RatoneroGris 7 дней назад +5

      At this point its more likely that Man City get relegated with the charges than that, with how Tebas is, there is no way he lets the other Big Team leave his League, it would make La Liga's TV deal about as small as Ligue 1's or worse

    • @Micfri300
      @Micfri300 7 дней назад

      La liga will just get a higher tv deal to save barcelona.

  • @Ice-Crime
    @Ice-Crime 7 дней назад +1

    ahh classic brokelona

  • @bipolarminddroppings
    @bipolarminddroppings 6 дней назад

    Sell anything but the players...

  • @mercylimpokhuwe
    @mercylimpokhuwe 6 дней назад

    Omg, that shirt