【Hololive】Prologue: Watame doesn't wanna go to jail

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @GrammarPaladin
    @GrammarPaladin 4 года назад +780

    I bet the game designers didn't think they'd have to worry about Vtuber Idols harassing Virtual Idols huh? What a wacky world.

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 года назад +4

      hmmmm.

    • @aghastyayoga3371
      @aghastyayoga3371 4 года назад +38

      Wait, hololive is an idol?

    • @mcdanzy8379
      @mcdanzy8379 4 года назад +3

      Idolpunk 2077

    • @ZeroRelevance
      @ZeroRelevance 4 года назад +26

      Aghastya Yoga Everyday YAGOO strays further from normal blood pressure

    • @kilo1901
      @kilo1901 4 года назад +4

      Human Child
      His Blood Pressure AT REST is 420/69.

  • @DragonFireStrike
    @DragonFireStrike 4 года назад +994

    *Matsuri calls Watame later that night*
    Matsuri: Watame, wanna hang out?
    Lolis: I sense a disturbance in the force.

  • @djmeowth
    @djmeowth 4 года назад +233

    :|
    Watame after being told she can only touch the loli once a week.

  • @AnimeFun4Every1
    @AnimeFun4Every1 4 года назад +295

    Well, . . . My image of Watame acting like a kindergarten teacher is being thrown out the window.

    • @MrMagnetron2
      @MrMagnetron2 4 года назад +79

      It's always the purest looking ones that you have to look out for

    • @ashchisalleh1454
      @ashchisalleh1454 4 года назад +54

      Why it perfect job closer to kids... Wait....

    • @Ashcampbell525
      @Ashcampbell525 4 года назад +11

      Or the reason shes a kindergarten teacher is to be close to the lolis ?

    • @sheepcommander9445
      @sheepcommander9445 3 года назад +2

      She still is a kindergarten teacher, they just haven't found her yet

  • @jackl5176
    @jackl5176 4 года назад +504

    Ah another one

  • @noii1524
    @noii1524 4 года назад +653

    You can't spell Hololive without Loli

    • @NucleaRaptor
      @NucleaRaptor 4 года назад +61

      mind = blown

    • @igamewhenimbored7696
      @igamewhenimbored7696 4 года назад +43

      This is a disturbing revelation.

    • @Hawwwlucha
      @Hawwwlucha 4 года назад +2

      cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525976406103031818/729943986885885982/unknown.png Relevant

    • @LK_tutturu
      @LK_tutturu 4 года назад +8

      @@Hawwwlucha Loli abduction. Nice
      Great. Now I'm on a watch list

    • @ashkirby8896
      @ashkirby8896 3 года назад

      Oh boy!😂😖😣😳

  • @noraiou
    @noraiou 4 года назад +173

    "I like that Grade school too"
    Oh well, See you in jail

  • @ThishandlefeatureISdumb
    @ThishandlefeatureISdumb 4 года назад +274

    Man her laugh and Ui-mama’s laugh are almost identical. Both are such pure cuties.

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 года назад +38

      they are.. ''pure''?? eh no

    • @JJnejihyuga
      @JJnejihyuga 4 года назад +52

      Only difference is Ui mama into JKs and not Lolis

    • @nothowtung7372
      @nothowtung7372 4 года назад +78

      @@JJnejihyuga Ui mama once claimed she likes loli but she is not lolicon which is something a lolicon would say

    • @JJnejihyuga
      @JJnejihyuga 4 года назад +28

      @@nothowtung7372 at the same time, it also something a normal person would say, so we cant be too sure...

    • @Melcookie96
      @Melcookie96 4 года назад +27

      Uimama hated lolis so much she became one.

  • @tripleaces659
    @tripleaces659 4 года назад +131

    1:30 Meanwhile in Haachama's stream, she carress Kogane's oppai for 10 seconds 😂

    • @IsonDaya
      @IsonDaya 4 года назад +51

      "Whose?" I say as she forgets her name for the 5th time.

    • @tripleaces659
      @tripleaces659 4 года назад +3

      @@IsonDaya She should write Kogane's name as she chooses her like the comments said 😂😂😂

    • @darknessknows1235
      @darknessknows1235 4 года назад +1

      @@tripleaces659 I'm fairly certain she did make a note about Kogane's name lol

    • @tripleaces659
      @tripleaces659 4 года назад +3

      @@darknessknows1235 After forgeting Kogane's name a few times lol 😂😂😂

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 4 года назад +7

      @@IsonDaya Hard to remember any names when your mind if full of Kogane's assets.

  • @RratRemi
    @RratRemi 4 года назад +443

    ...i need a watame matsuri session with loli's involved.

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 года назад +4

      i do too

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 4 года назад +10

      That would destroy the balance in the Loli world.

  • @inv3301
    @inv3301 4 года назад +98

    1:32 watame-lon identifying another watermelon

    • @ashchisalleh1454
      @ashchisalleh1454 4 года назад +3

      Nice pun.

    • @inv3301
      @inv3301 4 года назад

      @@ashchisalleh1454 lmao watamelon suddenly blew up

  • @anhh1723
    @anhh1723 4 года назад +265

    Matsuri : “Could she be one of my people ?!”

  • @あきら-v7h
    @あきら-v7h 4 года назад +86

    I’m calling animal control

  • @_DuongMinhQuan-rb9gh
    @_DuongMinhQuan-rb9gh 4 года назад +59

    Officer, this sheep is the one who you are looking for

  • @Ryuto0816
    @Ryuto0816 4 года назад +20

    Loli: **exists**
    Watame: "Time to become a wolf"

  • @Ijimedayo
    @Ijimedayo 4 года назад +4

    "Don't Report me, I won't do anything funny"
    -Wata-Oji 2020, Colorized

  • @Gamesmarts194
    @Gamesmarts194 4 года назад +18

    “Am I gonna produce her by sacrificing myself?”
    Flambé de Watamé, anyone?

  • @DragonFireStrike
    @DragonFireStrike 4 года назад +27

    If you had asked me who the pervert of gen 4 was...
    Actually this makes complete sense.

    • @SWIFTO_SCYTHE
      @SWIFTO_SCYTHE 3 года назад

      Angel towa
      Bully victim kanata
      *HORNY - WATAME* because Oji-san 🤗
      Badass coco
      Final boss luna

  • @sekaihunter9378
    @sekaihunter9378 4 года назад +55

    Rinze, 16 years old: 70cm
    Kaho, 12 years old: 80cm
    Hoo boi, now that's potential SUGOI DEKAI in the future right there~

  • @fondrive
    @fondrive 4 года назад +22

    I appreciate that sudden Tsurupettan bit
    Watame is a cultured sheep

  • @orangenasa
    @orangenasa 4 года назад +4

    Watame in court
    > What do you have to say in your own defense?
    "Watame wa warukunai yo ne"

  • @anagittigana
    @anagittigana 4 года назад +50

    At around 05:15 she is quoting the famous Tsurupettan song by Silver Forest, a Touhou-oriented doujin music circle. ruclips.net/video/kZl51uC5TXU/видео.html

  • @abelesperanz4196
    @abelesperanz4196 4 года назад +5

    "i like that grade schooler too" Thanks, this video will be very useful against her in court

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 4 года назад +8

    "What do you say in your defence?"
    *Watame wa, warukunai yo nee*

  • @cherryrook8684
    @cherryrook8684 4 года назад +21

    Tfw everyone thought Matsuri was the biggest lolicon in Hololive but it was actually Watame all along

    • @hirokokueh3541
      @hirokokueh3541 3 года назад +1

      they are both the "biggest", in different meaning

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 4 года назад +17

    "There is another."

  • @Krizz10043
    @Krizz10043 4 года назад +9

    So not only is she reserve food, a crybaby and a big ball of fluffyiness, she's also a lolicon.
    God Watame is the best.

  • @gummybear_
    @gummybear_ 4 года назад +5

    Ui-mama : Who are you?
    Watame : I am you but cultured

  • @baroktoto
    @baroktoto 4 года назад +13

    Watame : "To tell you the truth, I like lolis so much..."
    A certain Saiyan Prince : "She is speaking the-"
    Matsuri : "MY LANGUAGE !!"

  • @jeronado2955
    @jeronado2955 4 года назад +4

    2:03 "Treat her to a mutton meal"... Unreal lol

  • @robinsaikou9993
    @robinsaikou9993 4 года назад +15

    Matsuri found another comrade

  • @nekotofu_official7665
    @nekotofu_official7665 4 года назад +52

    Looks like Matsuri has found lolicon partner among Homolive member~

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 года назад

      great aint it

    • @PrimeGamator
      @PrimeGamator 4 года назад +1

      And don't forget YAGOO

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 4 года назад +1

      @@PrimeGamator he's into JK not loli.

    • @art-cs6us
      @art-cs6us 3 года назад

      @MΛX wait haachama?

    • @roberttallafer2299
      @roberttallafer2299 3 года назад

      @MΛX Haachama doesn’t count actually. What I got from her collab with Matsuri is that she only likes little girls in a “they’re cute” sense, not at lolicon level.

  • @sufianramli8017
    @sufianramli8017 4 года назад +11

    Watame: don't report me! I won't do anything strange
    *also Watame* i can touch her?!!

  • @zentron0
    @zentron0 4 года назад +8

    Watame and Matsuri would be a dangerous duo.

  • @nulnoh219
    @nulnoh219 4 года назад +9

    Kaho is like the opposite of a flat-chested loli tho she's 163cm tall, 80,57,83... Everything except her actual age i guess...

  • @Sammy4549
    @Sammy4549 4 года назад +12

    Kaho's 163 cm. Doing the math... she's roughly 5' 4". Kinda tall for a 12 year old.

  • @thisperson345
    @thisperson345 4 года назад +10

    This is getting out of hand... Now there are two of them!

  • @3005desu
    @3005desu 4 года назад +25

    Quite ironic that watame, who sounds just like Ui-mama, love lolis so much, don't you think?

  • @Saihamaru
    @Saihamaru 4 года назад +3

    she's feeling guilty, she must have ulterior motive
    yes officer, that sheep woman over there

  • @silly.thoughts
    @silly.thoughts 4 года назад +6

    Haato: WATAME?!?!? Degenelate!

  • @lhkatti8022
    @lhkatti8022 4 года назад +5

    Matsuri: One of us! One of us!

  • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
    @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 4 года назад +1

    Watame could take over a country with her Watame kojo like bane but with an army
    The cops can't win this one

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 4 года назад +6

    Matsuri: I like lolis
    ... No!
    Watame: I like lolis
    Fine

  • @saaizonech.2222
    @saaizonech.2222 4 года назад +1

    Saijou juri-chan: *exist*
    Subaru oozora:"¿what i see? A rival"

  • @hitokikoeru535
    @hitokikoeru535 4 года назад +8

    Watame is hidden lolicon lol

  • @IAMZielt
    @IAMZielt 4 года назад +1

    lmao.
    watame expression change 6:42 when she's told to have moderation in physical contact.
    lolololol

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 4 года назад +1

    4:59
    Matsuri, in the distance :
    "one of us!"
    "One of us!"
    "ONE OF US!"
    *ONE OF US!*

  • @paorousama
    @paorousama 4 года назад +1

    Now I see watame and I share the same soul as Ps

  • @davidgamerita2165
    @davidgamerita2165 4 года назад +4

    I didn't expect Watame likes the 12 y old kids... What a Lolicon

  • @usapishizu3069
    @usapishizu3069 4 года назад +4

    While Hachama cant remember Kogane

  • @nuzhmizafidi2037
    @nuzhmizafidi2037 4 года назад +1

    Keisatsu-san preparing for Watame front door right now.

  • @PutraRhm
    @PutraRhm 4 года назад +1

    God I love Watame

  • @my.name_00
    @my.name_00 4 года назад +8

    her laugh is way too similar with ui-mama

  • @SorenNido
    @SorenNido 4 года назад +1

    Well, if there was ever any doubt about Ui mama and Watame being the same, it's gone now!

  • @talonharibon8577
    @talonharibon8577 4 года назад +1

    Ahhh I see we have another sibling of culture in our midsts.

  • @tvftw1
    @tvftw1 4 года назад

    Matsuri: "DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?"

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 4 года назад +1

    Oh no, this sheep is carnivorous

  • @MJade-up1rh
    @MJade-up1rh 4 года назад

    Ah yes, eyes full of hope. So pure and naive, thats what we used to be.

  • @Alt.E32
    @Alt.E32 4 года назад +2

    It's kinda ironic tbh seeing that her alter ego imprisoned lolicons in a stream not so long ago.

  • @A-98723
    @A-98723 4 года назад

    Why do I feel deja Vu after watching this video

  • @thoribio5846
    @thoribio5846 4 года назад +37

    Yeh sometimes you forget most gacha games are "not" gal games.

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 года назад +1

    Idol sheep fangirling over in game idols while wavering between loli or not.

  • @StarSonata10
    @StarSonata10 4 года назад +2

    Well well well, another woman of culture

  • @Cethavi
    @Cethavi 4 года назад +1

    Watame the *lost lamb*

  • @XenoDeki
    @XenoDeki 4 года назад +1

    There's a new hololive predator on the loose.
    Lolis: I'm in danger

  • @nvmd8509
    @nvmd8509 4 года назад

    Nice. I've been waiting for this

  • @Scy416
    @Scy416 4 года назад +1

    Arrest me instead officer... I told her to do it... so I should be the one who gets arrested

  • @JoeXLee
    @JoeXLee 4 года назад +1

    So......Watame really is Ui-mama huh.

  • @gozea88
    @gozea88 4 года назад

    5:18 pettan, pettan, tsurupetta

  • @Vanekin
    @Vanekin 4 года назад +2

    when a 12yo is the same height as you

  • @chero666
    @chero666 4 года назад

    The funniest meme ever made amirite like FBI bro’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r
    @b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r 4 года назад +1

    I don't hear Watame speak English enough. The way she said "I'm bear". It sounded so naturally airy.

  • @aegis3141
    @aegis3141 3 года назад

    Confession : check
    Criminal Intent : check
    If The sheep suddenly stopped streaming,she might be detained for questioning by police

  • @DiegOismoCh
    @DiegOismoCh 4 года назад +1

    So she's now a fellow lolicon of culture
    Excellent

  • @solusjbj
    @solusjbj 4 года назад

    Those shifty eyes at the end...

  • @ChrisDaPatriot
    @ChrisDaPatriot 4 года назад +1

    Seisou my ass. lol
    I first learned about this from her collab with Tamaki since I wasn't watching her shinymas streams since so many have already played it. I still blame Tamaki.

  • @koover
    @koover 4 года назад +1

    Watame: I like lolis
    Matsuri: I'm in

  • @Aa-jl4df
    @Aa-jl4df 4 года назад

    Im wondering why is this in my recommendation
    I had never see something like this but im enjoying it , i wonder why

  • @tristencox5914
    @tristencox5914 3 года назад

    A very cultured sheep indeed

  • @DrachenRitter
    @DrachenRitter 4 года назад

    Suddenly this fluffy sheep isn’t so innocent lol.

  • @tally9542
    @tally9542 4 года назад

    The only way you can tell her and Ui-Mama apart...

  • @winterville2731
    @winterville2731 4 года назад

    12 years old, and as tall as me, someone in his 20s.
    Feels bad, man.

  • @jazerkuru9110
    @jazerkuru9110 4 года назад

    So Another One Has Fallen for it...
    *Greato..*

  • @nessfrommother2147
    @nessfrommother2147 4 года назад

    Object Class: *Keter*

  • @1011約束
    @1011約束 4 года назад

    Hololive members are studying how to become a proper idol using this game.

  • @whatyoukai4162
    @whatyoukai4162 4 года назад

    5:18 Smells like touhou influence.

  • @elios4514
    @elios4514 4 года назад

    Ah shit, here we go again

  • @Yamaya2_Haya
    @Yamaya2_Haya 4 года назад +2

    Ah yes the game which reveal that our sheep is a Lolicon this also debunked the theory that she is Ui-mama cause we know ui-mama hates lolicons

  • @kissena3830
    @kissena3830 3 года назад

    I feel like matsuri is grinning in my mind

  • @MegaRazor619
    @MegaRazor619 4 года назад +1

    Big Ara Ara

  • @WoodChoppa911
    @WoodChoppa911 4 года назад

    we shall call her sukebe simptuber

  • @definitelycultured7521
    @definitelycultured7521 4 года назад

    Matsuri : do i smell a nakama!?

  • @bimbombash763
    @bimbombash763 4 года назад

    Maybe Ui-mama gonna have a friend in jail... her other self.

  • @Sevenyxxtimes7xx
    @Sevenyxxtimes7xx 4 года назад

    Matsuri is a strange child.

  • @Jormungand157
    @Jormungand157 4 года назад

    おまわりさんぉぃこんがいるんですけど

  • @mkross9214
    @mkross9214 4 года назад

    thank you translator!!!

  • @jcoco4423
    @jcoco4423 4 года назад

    Definitely ui mama right here

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p 4 года назад

    that’s why I love Japan.

  • @hauunter6767
    @hauunter6767 4 года назад

    watame cant go to jail because all she know she did notihing wrong

  • @andresao51
    @andresao51 4 года назад

    She is just the kindergarten teacher
    If she didn't like kids she wouldn't be able to do her job properly
    So yes officer,watame wa warukunai yo ne