At around 05:15 she is quoting the famous Tsurupettan song by Silver Forest, a Touhou-oriented doujin music circle. ruclips.net/video/kZl51uC5TXU/видео.html
@MΛX Haachama doesn’t count actually. What I got from her collab with Matsuri is that she only likes little girls in a “they’re cute” sense, not at lolicon level.
Seisou my ass. lol I first learned about this from her collab with Tamaki since I wasn't watching her shinymas streams since so many have already played it. I still blame Tamaki.
![[Hololive] Natsuiro Matsuri enters the world of Shiny Colors [Eng Sub]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hqGh9vd5L64/mqdefault.jpg)
![Iofi Introduces Rendang To Watame [Hololive] [English Sub]](/img/1.gif)
I bet the game designers didn't think they'd have to worry about Vtuber Idols harassing Virtual Idols huh? What a wacky world.
hmmmm.
Wait, hololive is an idol?
Idolpunk 2077
Aghastya Yoga Everyday YAGOO strays further from normal blood pressure
Human Child
His Blood Pressure AT REST is 420/69.
*Matsuri calls Watame later that night*
Matsuri: Watame, wanna hang out?
Lolis: I sense a disturbance in the force.
lolis: *chuckle* I'm in danger
LOL
xD
My Lolicon sense is tingling.
Matsuri: *"Come to the dark side"*
You can't spell Hololive without Loli
mind = blown
This is a disturbing revelation.
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525976406103031818/729943986885885982/unknown.png Relevant
@@Hawwwlucha Loli abduction. Nice
Great. Now I'm on a watch list
Oh boy!😂😖😣😳
:|
Watame after being told she can only touch the loli once a week.
Well, . . . My image of Watame acting like a kindergarten teacher is being thrown out the window.
It's always the purest looking ones that you have to look out for
Why it perfect job closer to kids... Wait....
Or the reason shes a kindergarten teacher is to be close to the lolis ?
She still is a kindergarten teacher, they just haven't found her yet
Ah another one
lolicon
bite The dust
@@helsreach8954
>bite The dust
BAIGHTZ ZA DUSTO*
@@kannatheweeb8836 piece of shitty 🖕
"I like that Grade school too"
Oh well, See you in jail
see ya in jail. Onii chan
Man her laugh and Ui-mama’s laugh are almost identical. Both are such pure cuties.
they are.. ''pure''?? eh no
Only difference is Ui mama into JKs and not Lolis
@@JJnejihyuga Ui mama once claimed she likes loli but she is not lolicon which is something a lolicon would say
@@nothowtung7372 at the same time, it also something a normal person would say, so we cant be too sure...
Uimama hated lolis so much she became one.
...i need a watame matsuri session with loli's involved.
i do too
That would destroy the balance in the Loli world.
1:30 Meanwhile in Haachama's stream, she carress Kogane's oppai for 10 seconds 😂
"Whose?" I say as she forgets her name for the 5th time.
@@IsonDaya She should write Kogane's name as she chooses her like the comments said 😂😂😂
@@tripleaces659 I'm fairly certain she did make a note about Kogane's name lol
@@darknessknows1235 After forgeting Kogane's name a few times lol 😂😂😂
@@IsonDaya Hard to remember any names when your mind if full of Kogane's assets.
1:32 watame-lon identifying another watermelon
Nice pun.
@@ashchisalleh1454 lmao watamelon suddenly blew up
Matsuri : “Could she be one of my people ?!”
⚰️
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Pendejo
Officer, this sheep is the one who you are looking for
Loli: **exists**
Watame: "Time to become a wolf"
I’m calling animal control
Underrated comment
“Am I gonna produce her by sacrificing myself?”
Flambé de Watamé, anyone?
"Don't Report me, I won't do anything funny"
-Wata-Oji 2020, Colorized
Watame in court
> What do you have to say in your own defense?
"Watame wa warukunai yo ne"
I appreciate that sudden Tsurupettan bit
Watame is a cultured sheep
If you had asked me who the pervert of gen 4 was...
Actually this makes complete sense.
Angel towa
Bully victim kanata
*HORNY - WATAME* because Oji-san 🤗
Badass coco
Final boss luna
"i like that grade schooler too" Thanks, this video will be very useful against her in court
"What do you say in your defence?"
*Watame wa, warukunai yo nee*
Watame : "To tell you the truth, I like lolis so much..."
A certain Saiyan Prince : "She is speaking the-"
Matsuri : "MY LANGUAGE !!"
Tfw everyone thought Matsuri was the biggest lolicon in Hololive but it was actually Watame all along
they are both the "biggest", in different meaning
Rinze, 16 years old: 70cm
Kaho, 12 years old: 80cm
Hoo boi, now that's potential SUGOI DEKAI in the future right there~
So not only is she reserve food, a crybaby and a big ball of fluffyiness, she's also a lolicon.
God Watame is the best.
"There is another."
At around 05:15 she is quoting the famous Tsurupettan song by Silver Forest, a Touhou-oriented doujin music circle. ruclips.net/video/kZl51uC5TXU/видео.html
Matsuri found another comrade
Ui-mama : Who are you?
Watame : I am you but cultured
2:03 "Treat her to a mutton meal"... Unreal lol
Watame and Matsuri would be a dangerous duo.
Haato: WATAME?!?!? Degenelate!
Watame: don't report me! I won't do anything strange
*also Watame* i can touch her?!!
Looks like Matsuri has found lolicon partner among Homolive member~
great aint it
And don't forget YAGOO
@@PrimeGamator he's into JK not loli.
@MΛX wait haachama?
@MΛX Haachama doesn’t count actually. What I got from her collab with Matsuri is that she only likes little girls in a “they’re cute” sense, not at lolicon level.
Matsuri: I like lolis
... No!
Watame: I like lolis
Fine
Matsuri: One of us! One of us!
Kaho is like the opposite of a flat-chested loli tho she's 163cm tall, 80,57,83... Everything except her actual age i guess...
God I love Watame
Kaho's 163 cm. Doing the math... she's roughly 5' 4". Kinda tall for a 12 year old.
Watame is hidden lolicon lol
she's feeling guilty, she must have ulterior motive
yes officer, that sheep woman over there
This is getting out of hand... Now there are two of them!
Yagoo: We should not have made this bargain.
5:18 pettan, pettan, tsurupetta
4:59
Matsuri, in the distance :
"one of us!"
"One of us!"
"ONE OF US!"
*ONE OF US!*
Saijou juri-chan: *exist*
Subaru oozora:"¿what i see? A rival"
Quite ironic that watame, who sounds just like Ui-mama, love lolis so much, don't you think?
Who is shigure ui actually?
@@tahutagaol9186 Shuba shuba's mother
lmao.
watame expression change 6:42 when she's told to have moderation in physical contact.
lolololol
Big Ara Ara
Watame the *lost lamb*
Watame could take over a country with her Watame kojo like bane but with an army
The cops can't win this one
Nice. I've been waiting for this
Keisatsu-san preparing for Watame front door right now.
Now I see watame and I share the same soul as Ps
Oh no, this sheep is carnivorous
Matsuri: "DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?"
While Hachama cant remember Kogane
I didn't expect Watame likes the 12 y old kids... What a Lolicon
Why do I feel deja Vu after watching this video
Well well well, another woman of culture
It's kinda ironic tbh seeing that her alter ego imprisoned lolicons in a stream not so long ago.
Ahhh I see we have another sibling of culture in our midsts.
Ah yes, eyes full of hope. So pure and naive, thats what we used to be.
So......Watame really is Ui-mama huh.
thank you translator!!!
A very cultured sheep indeed
Confession : check
Criminal Intent : check
If The sheep suddenly stopped streaming,she might be detained for questioning by police
Idol sheep fangirling over in game idols while wavering between loli or not.
Watame: I like lolis
Matsuri: I'm in
Well, if there was ever any doubt about Ui mama and Watame being the same, it's gone now!
So she's now a fellow lolicon of culture
Excellent
Those shifty eyes at the end...
Arrest me instead officer... I told her to do it... so I should be the one who gets arrested
おまわりさんぉぃこんがいるんですけど
The funniest meme ever made amirite like FBI bro’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watame warukunai yo ne
Definitely ui mama right here
we shall call her sukebe simptuber
There's a new hololive predator on the loose.
Lolis: I'm in danger
Seisou my ass. lol
I first learned about this from her collab with Tamaki since I wasn't watching her shinymas streams since so many have already played it. I still blame Tamaki.
What's this? 25 minutes of translated watame goodness?
Thank you!
So Another One Has Fallen for it...
*Greato..*
Ah shit, here we go again
Object Class: *Keter*
Im wondering why is this in my recommendation
I had never see something like this but im enjoying it , i wonder why
Suddenly this fluffy sheep isn’t so innocent lol.
Hololive members are studying how to become a proper idol using this game.
I feel like matsuri is grinning in my mind
when a 12yo is the same height as you
her laugh is way too similar with ui-mama
I don't hear Watame speak English enough. The way she said "I'm bear". It sounded so naturally airy.
Matsuri : do i smell a nakama!?
Matsuri is a strange child.
The only way you can tell her and Ui-Mama apart...
12 years old, and as tall as me, someone in his 20s.
Feels bad, man.
Moshi moshi, Keisatsu?
Watame did nothing wrong. Regardless. Seriously, thanks so much for the translation!
Really enjoyed this!
To the petting zoo.
Based
Yeh sometimes you forget most gacha games are "not" gal games.
Gacha worth more!! For waifu!!