【Hololive】Watame doesn't wanna go to jail

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @mostofs8365
    @mostofs8365 4 года назад +2067

    The sheep in a sheep's clothing

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 4 года назад +86

      *gasp* oh no!

    • @alexnime3303
      @alexnime3303 4 года назад +115

      Matsuri in sheep’s clothing

    • @SgtShella
      @SgtShella 4 года назад +18

      hey officer, there wolf girl among the sheep

    • @あきら-v7h
      @あきら-v7h 4 года назад +17

      The oji san in sheep’s clothing

    • @notherenorthere65
      @notherenorthere65 4 года назад +4

      Yeah right. Otherwise it'd just be Wata-oji bro.

  • @bunkinspice
    @bunkinspice 4 года назад +1353

    *watame walks into her cell*
    Matsuri: "Hey, roomie"

    • @Namekana
      @Namekana 4 года назад +48

      i definitely imagine it now, matsuri wait there and say hi to watame

    • @Phatnaru0002
      @Phatnaru0002 4 года назад +42

      If jail had Matsuri and Watame, I'd be totally fine with it.

    • @NiqIce
      @NiqIce 4 года назад +9

      yabai-peko

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 года назад +3

      "So, what're you in for?"

    • @RAGEN99
      @RAGEN99 4 года назад +5

      Matsuri: "Careful with the soap"

  • @DragonFireStrike
    @DragonFireStrike 4 года назад +1285

    Matsuri: Finally, a worthy ally! Our Conquests shall be *LEGENDARY*

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 4 года назад +47

      *Otogibara Era:* First time?

  • @abelesperanz4196
    @abelesperanz4196 4 года назад +980

    >"why am i being arrested?"
    >"i can go farther"
    i dont think thats a good choice of words after saying the first sentence

    • @Ken_neThT
      @Ken_neThT 4 года назад +34

      "Poor choice of words"

    • @VerkoAviarhidea
      @VerkoAviarhidea 4 года назад +22

      Actually it was "Stop arresting me" or "Stop my arrest" so it kinda works better maybe not really?

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 года назад +45

      @Arruda "You could even say that I saved her life, by not killing her. You should be making a national holiday of my birthday, not arresting me."

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor 4 года назад +1488

    Damn, no hesitation. She went straight for the grade schooler

    • @Phatnaru0002
      @Phatnaru0002 4 года назад +61

      You would have, too. Don’t lie. XD

    • @overcookedbacon5999
      @overcookedbacon5999 4 года назад +165

      @@Phatnaru0002 Hello? Is this the police? There're pedophiles in the area. Thanks.

    • @Phatnaru0002
      @Phatnaru0002 4 года назад +19

      Overcooked Bacon
      You would have too

    • @overcookedbacon5999
      @overcookedbacon5999 4 года назад +80

      @@Phatnaru0002 The Police: Excuse me, Sir, this phone number belongs to my 10 year old daughter, can I ask for your location too?
      -End Call-

    • @Bubbaen
      @Bubbaen 4 года назад +10

      Hello, police, there's some nonces here

  • @Ryesia
    @Ryesia 4 года назад +579

    "Thicker thighs are lovely"
    FACTS

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 года назад +31

      Every single Hololive playing gacha seems to have a thing for when too-tight stockings pinch thighs
      I can't argue with it

  • @rockervdrive
    @rockervdrive 4 года назад +645

    15:04 Watame closing her eyes and peaking was cute.

  • @rkbrillant5265
    @rkbrillant5265 4 года назад +1308

    Police: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the child.
    Watame: Watame wa warukunai yo ne
    Matsuri rubbing hands together: Excellent... >:)

    • @aoitsukishiro9926
      @aoitsukishiro9926 4 года назад +43

      What a perfect pair

    • @derpwithmemes694
      @derpwithmemes694 4 года назад +64

      All according to keikaku
      -matsuri probably

    • @VTuber_Central
      @VTuber_Central 4 года назад +15

      pretty sure lolis are legal in japan

    • @danielmick5236
      @danielmick5236 4 года назад +26

      @@derpwithmemes694 TL note: keikaku means plan

    • @elitepo
      @elitepo 4 года назад +4

      @@VTuber_Central they are?!

  • @lamlan2799
    @lamlan2799 4 года назад +874

    Watame-"I could drink her sweat"
    Me-"Whoa....whoa...whoa.....HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!"

    • @BruLeeArts
      @BruLeeArts 4 года назад +124

      Matsuri: "Oi, share some with me!"

    • @aerenntyne1099
      @aerenntyne1099 4 года назад +83

      yeah, i was like "watame...why...", and then at 16:48 .....WATAMEEEEEE!!!!!

    • @deadmanexperience724
      @deadmanexperience724 4 года назад +36

      11:10

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 4 года назад +26

      @@aerenntyne1099 that girl gets it

    • @shingshongshamalama
      @shingshongshamalama 4 года назад +1

      Haachama: *sweats*

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 4 года назад +1172

    You can really tell a person by looking at their cursor...

    • @poseiso
      @poseiso 4 года назад +45

      psychologist PhD!?

    • @770neyo
      @770neyo 4 года назад +110

      I hate how true that statement is

    • @danielmick5236
      @danielmick5236 4 года назад +7

      i dont get it. care to explain?

    • @nilrith1951
      @nilrith1951 4 года назад +112

      @@danielmick5236 Rewatch the video and just follow where the cursor lands on and goes to, then you'll understand

    • @BruLeeArts
      @BruLeeArts 4 года назад +127

      @@nilrith1951 Watching Haato stream where she literally spam clicks the boobs for a straight 30 secs.

  • @nekosinner9177
    @nekosinner9177 4 года назад +126

    "This sweat, you see. This... sweat..."
    You're going to say you'd drink it aren't you?
    "I could drink her sweat"
    God damnit...

  • @jest5837
    @jest5837 4 года назад +340

    7:00 lewd sheep spitting straight facts

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 4 года назад +49

      Meaty thighs are delicious.

    • @skyfirdaus59
      @skyfirdaus59 4 года назад +10

      Yea man

    • @hannana.4319
      @hannana.4319 4 года назад +18

      As they say “THICC THIGHS SAVE LIVES”.

  • @b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r
    @b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r 4 года назад +187

    "I wanna bathe together"
    starts fantasizing about it for 10 seconds
    "oops."

  • @pingu6338
    @pingu6338 4 года назад +76

    *3 girls eating deserts*
    Watame: "I wANna Be ThE DEseRt"

  • @kopui8836
    @kopui8836 4 года назад +198

    16:58 if u listen closely you can hear gibara devolving for a few seconds

    • @pistachio1267
      @pistachio1267 4 года назад +39

      form sheep evolve into monkey ? wat kinda digimon is dis

  • @maurotula
    @maurotula 4 года назад +313

    Haato, please put a leash on your wife before she gets in trouble... or hangs out with Matsuri
    ...
    It seems we have been wrong all along about who was the degenewate in the pig-sheep couple

    • @jackl5176
      @jackl5176 4 года назад +65

      maurotula we can’t lie haachama has a good eye, i never thought this sheep was such a high level degenerate

    • @Dumb-bejad007
      @Dumb-bejad007 4 года назад +37

      bold of you to assume Haachama is the one who hold the leash in their relationship

    • @NamelessGlasses
      @NamelessGlasses 4 года назад +9

      I'd take soothing lolicon hitsuji over busty ear rape foot lover any day.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 4 года назад +5

      Haato is too busy flirting with other girls herself. She holds no power in this idol agency!

    • @CybersteelEx
      @CybersteelEx 4 года назад +1

      @kukingina Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

  • @zeru4319
    @zeru4319 4 года назад +82

    16:58 from cute sheep watame to otogibara in a few seconds

  • @qx7392
    @qx7392 4 года назад +391

    She only needs 8 seconds to escape jail

    • @AJarOfYams
      @AJarOfYams 4 года назад +28

      Her mind will escape prison with the power of AsaCoco

    • @VerkoAviarhidea
      @VerkoAviarhidea 4 года назад +4

      1 second has passed.

    • @yuinurahilyon5711
      @yuinurahilyon5711 4 года назад +3

      2 seconds has passed

    • @nueve3092
      @nueve3092 4 года назад +3

      3 seconds have passed.

    • @herman6837
      @herman6837 4 года назад +3

      4 seconds have passed

  • @HAJIMEDJ
    @HAJIMEDJ 4 года назад +163

    All memes aside, can we all agree that the artwork in this game is of staggering beauty?

  • @gaeri8528
    @gaeri8528 4 года назад +350

    This way officer, yes this sheep over here !!

    • @elitepo
      @elitepo 4 года назад +27

      the problem now is, where do i get sheep handcuffs

    • @Nekrovelho
      @Nekrovelho 4 года назад +24

      What? Just a friendly sheep playing with a girl, just like petting zoo!

    • @yuukiruka3717
      @yuukiruka3717 4 года назад +3

      watame :"watame wa warukunai yooo~"

    • @MR_FIAT
      @MR_FIAT 4 года назад +4

      @@Nekrovelho heavy petting zoo

  • @b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r
    @b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r 4 года назад +91

    The way her mouse keeps tracing and hovering over certain areas lmao

  • @Chryen50
    @Chryen50 4 года назад +35

    16:15 literally bringing her face close to the screen

  • @zhefaloosia7953
    @zhefaloosia7953 4 года назад +55

    11:10 BRUH

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 4 года назад +21

    Watame: "I'm an Idol officer, I just want to examine her outfit!"
    Officer: "Aren't you a sheep?"

  • @Yamaya2_Haya
    @Yamaya2_Haya 4 года назад +175

    Knowing Watame is a lolicon makes me feel how Yagoo feels when his dream got broken

  • @ConstantioMahardika
    @ConstantioMahardika 4 года назад +17

    15:02 the way she's peeping is so funny LMAO 🤣

  • @dragond4rk153
    @dragond4rk153 4 года назад +35

    I'M LOVING THIS SIDE OF WATAME

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet 4 года назад +35

    "They're going to start calling us Ero-live".

  • @GrumpyMann
    @GrumpyMann 4 года назад +23

    "thick thighs are lovely"
    one of us
    one of us
    ONE OF US

  • @neostorm999
    @neostorm999 4 года назад +58

    That first ShinyMas stream brought out alot of things into light didn't it.

  • @Saihamaru
    @Saihamaru 4 года назад +19

    that first draw though
    "i can smell kaho"
    and she really get her, even if SR

  • @luchenikoyomi5305
    @luchenikoyomi5305 4 года назад +104

    9:09 my heart also skipped a beat

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 4 года назад +49

    Another Lolicon appeared! Matsuri would be pleased!
    Yagoo dreams strays further away.

  • @YungOniiChan
    @YungOniiChan 4 года назад +41

    I see Watame is a sheep of culture as well.

  • @justinmmos7219
    @justinmmos7219 4 года назад +32

    9:09 even watame was defeated by her charm

  • @TheFerozz
    @TheFerozz 4 года назад +23

    18 minutes content of watame, thank you and bless you translator-chan

  • @afelias
    @afelias 4 года назад +68

    Korone: "Oh it's a joke, guys I thought the cops were actually called on someone"
    Watame: "Look I may have said things but don't arrest me!"
    So I guess the FBI thing does actually translate.

    • @kevinscales
      @kevinscales 4 года назад +6

      Except FBI has no jurisdiction in Japan

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 4 года назад +13

      @@kevinscales Detective Conan told me otherwise

    • @Digitaaliklosetti
      @Digitaaliklosetti 4 года назад +2

      @@kevinscales Every country in the world belongs to America

  • @DrSomers
    @DrSomers 4 года назад +317

    Man this game really showed Watame's true colors huh lol, from this angelic character to another degenerate lolicon. Now she needs to collab with Matusri when she does another stream talking about lolis lol.

    • @peacechan4500
      @peacechan4500 4 года назад +27

      Ah this is why hololive id girls have no Loli
      Hololive has 2 lolicon now

    • @raizors1331
      @raizors1331 4 года назад +15

      -You can't say HoloID have no loli when one of them is and one other is surprisingly close-

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 4 года назад +11

      I feel like my image of Watame was destroyed after this clip.

    • @zeroyuki92
      @zeroyuki92 4 года назад +6

      @@raizors1331 Wait, so this is why she already collabed with a certain youngest alien so early?

    • @Phatnaru0002
      @Phatnaru0002 4 года назад +3

      peace chan
      Cause it’s illegal there.

  • @jazerkuru9110
    @jazerkuru9110 4 года назад +23

    8:01
    *W o W*

  • @CampaignerSC
    @CampaignerSC 4 года назад +5

    1:46 "Why am I being arrested?! Stop! I can go farther."

  • @dominicdo2719
    @dominicdo2719 4 года назад +16

    Looks like Matsuri has a kindred spirit.
    While both in jail
    Matsuri looks at Watame with teary eyes and says, "Nakama"

  • @Ryuto0816
    @Ryuto0816 4 года назад +24

    Anime girls: **exist**
    Watame: So anw, I'm a wolf

  • @Thelones
    @Thelones 4 года назад +11

    ah I understand her on so many levels, must protect this cute oji-san sheep

  • @lotifreons
    @lotifreons 4 года назад +6

    "Baaaka."
    "HA!"
    She felt it, so do I.

  • @Reydriel
    @Reydriel 4 года назад +54

    I was also slightly confused when Watame mentioned the "suji" lol. That's a word I learned from pixiv to mean "cameltoe" lmao (and naturally, a lot of lolis show up)

    • @nocturnallight2640
      @nocturnallight2640 4 года назад

      I think she was referring to 筋(I might be mistaken), it was actually the cameltoe thing I was confused about lol.

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw 4 года назад +7

      @@nocturnallight2640
      Yeah, 筋 can mean muscle, tendon, fibre, streak, line, stripe, artery, etc.

    • @nocturnallight2640
      @nocturnallight2640 4 года назад

      @@Hwyadylaw nice to know I was right. My Japanese is terrible, but it seems it's slightly better than I thought lol

  • @carrot4193
    @carrot4193 4 года назад +18

    I thought this hitsuji is decent enough to be placed in the seiso group along with Ayame-Jou and Suba-duck. Turns out she belong in the "idol" group with Band aids-chan and Haachama. Truly a hitsuji and a sheep clothing indeed.

  • @septumhyacinthe2053
    @septumhyacinthe2053 4 года назад +13

    I can't believe she's gonna be streaming from jail

  • @akumaten
    @akumaten 4 года назад +40

    A lolicon in sheep's clothing

  • @Felix-ve9hs
    @Felix-ve9hs 4 года назад +4

    *W A T A M E D I D N O T H I N G W R O N G*

  • @lucas1309
    @lucas1309 4 года назад +10

    Going to prison isn't a choice. It is a destiny Watame, grab hold of it! Thanks for the translation and hard work!

  • @DiegOismoCh
    @DiegOismoCh 4 года назад +17

    One of us
    One of us

  • @JstarOmega
    @JstarOmega 4 года назад +17

    This sheep is in heat.

  • @TechJD27
    @TechJD27 4 года назад +16

    Here I thought Matsuri is a predator...
    Turns out Watame is the APEX predator

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 4 года назад +3

    What is there to dislike about an adorable but highly lecherous sheep? It's the perfect combination.

  • @sixthhaven4409
    @sixthhaven4409 4 года назад +106

    GACHA HELL BABY

    • @xaviaxs
      @xaviaxs 4 года назад +4

      oh another gacha hell game......fgo still makes me traumatized with how bad my luck is

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 4 года назад +3

      @@xaviaxs To be fair FGO is pretty notorious for that lol

    • @faisalfirmansyah6116
      @faisalfirmansyah6116 4 года назад

      i play 4 different gacha game and 3 of them is quite notorious for the gacha game......

    • @sixthhaven4409
      @sixthhaven4409 4 года назад +2

      Lets see i got Fgo, FGO (JP), Dokkan (JP), Legends, Brave soul, Arknights, and Honkai Impact.
      Do i have a problem?

    • @faisalfirmansyah6116
      @faisalfirmansyah6116 4 года назад

      @@sixthhaven4409 I only play FGO, Arknights, Honkai Impact, and Bang Dream

  • @joaopereira717
    @joaopereira717 4 года назад +117

    She's not a sheep anymore, she's a satyr xD

    • @joaopereira717
      @joaopereira717 4 года назад +8

      And it seems she has thighs/legs fetish

    • @silentype3008
      @silentype3008 4 года назад +8

      satyr's have large erections so... it's a trap?

    • @silentype3008
      @silentype3008 4 года назад +2

      @Dazzy Bakemono In the mythology satyrs are always male. Post-Roman artists elaborated on the concept and made female satyresses, but they never appear in the original myths.

    • @PrinceJr-oj7sq
      @PrinceJr-oj7sq 4 года назад

      @Dazzy Bakemono All males and unquenchably horny with big erections that won't go away and always trying to rape nymphs.
      ...I should have tried to soften up that description.

  • @mr.generico386
    @mr.generico386 4 года назад +1

    Remenber kids, Watame is the right hand of the biggest Drug Lord in this world. A sheep with so much power could do unthinkable things and who may know about it?

  • @Nero-pr6cp
    @Nero-pr6cp 4 года назад +5

    I just realized that I and Watame have the same mindset. This sheep really gets it.

  • @Diego-sk4hv
    @Diego-sk4hv 4 года назад +102

    “Watame being a creep for 18 minutes straight”

  • @peacechan4500
    @peacechan4500 4 года назад +7

    Ok I'll admit
    Kaho-chan is illegally adorable l

  • @jhanschoo
    @jhanschoo 4 года назад +8

    Wow, this gacha is about idols in the same way Hololove is about idols.

  • @dxxdify
    @dxxdify 4 года назад +5

    Truly Tsunomaki with a big P)

  • @azizulrahman766
    @azizulrahman766 4 года назад +3

    The officer wont be able to catch her.. she would headbutt them before she get caught

  • @Mr.Stizblee
    @Mr.Stizblee 4 года назад +2

    This girl gets it.

  • @ALiteralLamp
    @ALiteralLamp 4 года назад +2

    It seems Watame appreciates muscle girls too. Refined taste

  • @Arro3
    @Arro3 4 года назад +3

    0:26 perfectly cut scream

  • @aaronconcon4264
    @aaronconcon4264 4 года назад +1

    I had to close the door behind me while watching this.

  • @tvftw1
    @tvftw1 4 года назад +4

    This stream was brought to you by the "Thick thighs save lives" foundation

  • @kasumemetoyamabestgirl
    @kasumemetoyamabestgirl 4 года назад +17

    Bro... those were some high level fetish things she said.

    • @Phatnaru0002
      @Phatnaru0002 4 года назад +3

      I know, right? I’m so happy! XD

    • @jameskazd9951
      @jameskazd9951 4 года назад +1

      "could pour water here............ and drink it from there"
      * quickly backs out and acts like nothing happened *

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 4 года назад +2

    I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Matsuri.
    And OkaKoro is the most endearing to watch.
    Fubuki being the funniest.. but Watame is sooo satisfying.
    Just watching this model's movement along with that voice, occasional laugh. Haha.

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 4 года назад +3

    An anime virtual idol playing Gacha about anime fictional idols.
    *We have achieved perpetual status*

  • @HuffdrewPaint
    @HuffdrewPaint 4 года назад +2

    3:05
    The sound she makes after "You look delicious".

  • @eoncrayola2671
    @eoncrayola2671 4 года назад +5

    Watame: what is jiggling?

  • @sudokun3289
    @sudokun3289 4 года назад +6

    Well, all the girls in Shinymas are all cute/sexy, so I can't blame her becoming ojiisan lol

  • @RailgunCyclops
    @RailgunCyclops 4 года назад +2

    Watame is a sheep of culture

  • @viiiRA_
    @viiiRA_ 4 года назад +5

    "I want to drink water from here." Ah. This is what she does with Hachama.

  • @yubinator7455
    @yubinator7455 4 года назад +4

    7:09 same Watame, same

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 4 года назад +8

    Looking for the loli got the ara ara oneesan instead.

  • @jameskazd9951
    @jameskazd9951 4 года назад +1

    Chat: "seems you are satisfied, now turn yourself in to the police"
    Watame: "This is only the beginning"

  • @VIPPyroTM
    @VIPPyroTM 4 года назад +3

    Watame's Laugh is already the definition of an Oji-san.

  • @eightthgie4579
    @eightthgie4579 4 года назад +3

    Watame : thicc thighs save lives
    - 2020

  • @simplydave9649
    @simplydave9649 4 года назад +1

    I can hear her wallet crying in agony from here

  • @nuzhmizafidi2037
    @nuzhmizafidi2037 4 года назад +2

    We already in Keisatsu-kun watch list so might as well watch this.

  • @b4ttlemast0r
    @b4ttlemast0r 4 года назад +2

    no need for jail, she's just a waifu connaisseure

  • @violetblues1768
    @violetblues1768 4 года назад +5

    I like how her head dived in Kogane's thighs

  • @gc0video
    @gc0video 4 года назад +1

    She's extremely perceptive and verbalizes the themes and message of each picture well.

  • @keju6263
    @keju6263 4 года назад +5

    Watame is actually cultured

  • @MelvinBattle
    @MelvinBattle 4 года назад +4

    Alright, I finally figured out what you are doing yagoo....I cannot wait to see what next season of your idol show brings us. This season is thirsty idols. Well, extremely thirsty idols. What will you do next Yagoo?

  • @reptilejesus829
    @reptilejesus829 4 года назад +9

    Thigh appreciation GANG where you at?

  • @mrtotos5111
    @mrtotos5111 4 года назад +4

    i had diabete at the chocolote part

  • @Raenseiz
    @Raenseiz 4 года назад +3

    A sheep of culture

  • @nueve3092
    @nueve3092 4 года назад +2

    The best part of this clip is how Watame slowly goes from "I don't want to go to jail" to "Officer, you'd arrest both me and Matsuri".

  • @kendersgame4180
    @kendersgame4180 4 года назад +3

    16:58 Gibara vibes right there

  • @アこう
    @アこう 4 года назад +2

    Watame: Thicker thighs are lovely. This concludes my commentary.
    Legendary. Pachi Pachi

  • @dmitriy67rus
    @dmitriy67rus 4 года назад +1

    sheep of culture at it again

  • @seraphinaaizen6278
    @seraphinaaizen6278 3 года назад +3

    Sometimes, I can't tell if these girls are just trolling the fans, or if half of them are actually gay.
    I'm honestly okay with either outcome.

  • @samikrungoken
    @samikrungoken 4 года назад +4

    It's okay watame. You have matsuri who's expert to lewd lolis and escape the court in the same day.

  • @someweeb522
    @someweeb522 4 года назад +1

    Watame understands us

  • @NickTheMemeDaddy
    @NickTheMemeDaddy 4 года назад +1

    "She's my girl, bro"
    -Matsuri Natsuiro 2020

  • @LuisEdGm
    @LuisEdGm 4 года назад +1

    She has good taste