As funny as a black person calling police and then being killed in their home after police mistake homeowner as intruder. Grim reality interlaced with comedy.
Alejandro Legra Chris Rock doesn’t hold a candle to Dave.. & there’s several videos where he says this himself. Almost ALL of the comedians feel this way .. including Katt Williams.
It's funny but with the way they always tell black dudes that they "fit a description", I wouldn't be surprised if they actually call that out on the police radio. It's ridiculous
Pure Comedic Geniuses . The stories ,Timing ,Punchlines are a thing of humorous beauty. There is nobody living that is as talented and funny as Mr. Dave Chappelle. Thank you for all the laughs.
5:50 The way Dave goes ahead and yells "They find it on every crime scene!!" with glee, way out of beat, just shows how much he's loving every minute of it and knows he has the audience in his pocket
'do they walk into a scene and say "this place is a mess...CHECK IT FOR SEMEN"...or do they walk in and slip.."oh oh oh my god what the hell was that? (liks his finger) SEMEN!!!!" true LEGEND...that part leaves me in stitches all the time
Just goes to show you how genius this guy is. When I first watched this clip, I thought maybe the audience is laughing a little too hard but at the end I knew those laughs were gunuine.
Richard Pryor paved the way for this style of comedy. ........(RICHARD PRYOR)............. If you haven't seen him i suggest you drop what you are doing and get to watching him...RIP .. Richard Pryor
The premise of a black guy breaking in and hanging up pictures of his family is funny af 😭😂
Hey that shit happens lol
Yeah it's so over the top though lol
You know black people can't legitimately have nothing
Yeah...i mean...what kind of thief does that 😂
As funny as a black person calling police and then being killed in their home after police mistake homeowner as intruder. Grim reality interlaced with comedy.
"Who is this generic man we all look like" lmao
it's kel from kenan, and kel. that's the first thing that comes to mind.
Danielle Ja rule
That black man that looks like every black man
Hey I'm darryus
Danielle Huh?
He’s still here... ✊ ✊
open and shut case Johnson...never seen anything like it" 💥💥😂😂
and then in killing me softly he went back to this joke...except the cop said" ive seen this once as a rookie" genius lol
....BUT UNDER THE STOVE!
@@nobiazcustomsinc5030 daaamn. That's classic now...
Hung up pictures of his family everywhere
Would've been the perfect time to say "let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here"😂😂
No one can compare to this guy 😂😂😂
Maybe Chris Rock or better yet Patrice O'Neill?. 3 very diferent styles, all 3 are kings of stand up. Chappelle is still my favorie.
Eddie Griffin's also a worthy mention.
Khiara Faith Chappelle is in a category all his own. But, I can watch Bill Burr, Jim Gaffigan and Sebastian Maniscalco all night long too
Alejandro Legra Chris Rock doesn’t hold a candle to Dave.. & there’s several videos where he says this himself. Almost ALL of the comedians feel this way .. including Katt Williams.
@@BlackLove76 well you know thats your opinion.
"...well, while you're here...you do fit a description."
magdalene adjei he’s gold 😂
Korey
I thought the same thing
oh you watched it too?
“Right this way so we can process you.”
3:06
“ He’s wearing Nikes,
GET THIS MAN!!!”
Yung Abuelo it probably was black forces too
@@lostkey1601 during the time more than likely but he's from D.C so it could've been air max's too lol
Yep that’s what he said
2:49 "I'll draw him from memory" bahahahahaha!!!
Not gonna lie, he had me on the floor with at that moment😂😂😂he's a true clown fo sure.
Let me get my stencil 😭
Sacchit Sreenivasan u Madd huhhh..?😭
@@yattag.usbeforme8663 Hmmm LoL
This guy has the gift of creation..he can literally create a vivid seen out of nothing
Dude u know what ur actually very right. For some reason the way he explains it I can picture something perfect
Scene* please fix.
It's called read between the lions
His white voice is on point.
@@juileb197473051 💀💀💀💀
Hands down the best comedian ever!
Agreed.
Legend.
Right behind Luic Ck
What about bernie mac man
@@bredeabrahamsen chappelle has better morals. CK is funny but hes a very pretentious comic
The height between 4'7 and 6'8 is unbelievably hilarious😂😂😂
Yeah,that's hilarious!
It's funny but with the way they always tell black dudes that they "fit a description", I wouldn't be surprised if they actually call that out on the police radio. It's ridiculous
he did that somewhere else too
@@HurricaneGaming509 lol no, dummie
😂😂😂😂😂
There's a woman who's DYING laughing in the background lol.
really? can you give us a timestamp?
@@jackbauer555 3:15
She is everywhere
@@jackbauer555 really? Timestamp for a woman's voice?
@@forgetfulstranger around 3:20
THE SEMEN BANDIT HAS STRUCK AGAIN!
You know material is funny when you've watched it many times before and you still fall over laughing each time.
OMG I was just saying the same thing 😂😂😂
@@danielewillie9279 lol
HaaHaaa, That sound he makes at 5:38 ''.. ha ha hooo ..'' Dave Chappelle, You Are Top Comedian! lol
"Ho ho hooo my god ! "
Mampuih, berguling aku gelak
HE LICKED IT, MAN IM IN TEARS
Hassan Idlaasri
“What the hell was that?!
It’s semen!
They find it in every crime scene!”
Dave said that he used to watch cartoons all the time when he was a kid
They took a lot of stuff form it
The sound he makes when he has the forensics guy slip ALWAYS makes me laugh. "Whoa ho ho my god! What the HELL was that? SEMEN!!"
He makes it sound like a white man cartoon character
"Big lips big nose divk hanging out?,say no more sir!" 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
"While you're here... you do fit a description"
Pure Comedic Geniuses . The stories ,Timing ,Punchlines are a thing of humorous beauty.
There is nobody living that is as talented and funny as
Mr. Dave Chappelle. Thank you for all the laughs.
"Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his friends and family...everywhere!
Never seen anything like it!"
John Wilkinson I was literally 4 years old when you made this comment.
@@excoupe2.4 same bro i wish i found this when I was four years old
Open and shut case Johnson!
Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get outta here
Is that bill burr laughing in the crowd
Does actually sound like him
That’s Howie mandel
4:10 yes
@@Noorlatgamer No.
@@mcJoeRobs yes!
Years later and this is still hilarious. Dave is truly the greatest comedian imo. 😂😂😂
@3:57 *Is when that woman's crazy laugh starts to peak; "AAAAHHHH HAAAHHAAAHHHAAAAHHH!!!!!!!" Lol, there's absolutely no way Dave didn't notice her!*
It doesn't matter how many times I watch his specials... He kills me every time
Me2
"I will trace him from memory."
😂
Lmaooo, the funniest comedian ever. "What kinda nigga wants to visit a prison for recreation."
His flow is so effortless.
I love that women's laughter! It's so contagious! XDXD
its great to hear these jokes pre-killin em softly. you can tell he is still working on the timing and delivery.
The lady laughing on the background she had a great time. I never heard someone laugh so much,.
Dave really fine tuned his comedy... this dude is a comedic genius.
2:23 “Yes! Yes I DID!!" I love how overly dramatic he plays that😂
Dude I can never not laugh at a Dave Chappelle joke. True talent.
Dave's stage presence is incredible.
"...... He's wearing Nikes! Get this man!" 😂
1:58 "It's those fukn sketch artist. They keep drawing the same brother all the time." 😁😂😂
@3:13 "He is wearing Nikes , get this man!!!" almost sharted laughing =D
0:49 - "he's still here"
😂😂😂😂 I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We got the stuff lets get out of here..wait a minute,i wanna leave my calling card,the seimen bandit has struck again!pphheeww!!😂🤣
5:50 The way Dave goes ahead and yells "They find it on every crime scene!!" with glee, way out of beat, just shows how much he's loving every minute of it and knows he has the audience in his pocket
This the only comedian i can rewatch his shit and laugh like its the first time.. The GREATEST!!! PERIOD
Semen was found ,"you been there at least for a minute!" Too true and Funny!
dave hiiting the mic aginst his bald head makes the most satisfying noise ever
His talent is immense. It's amazing to watch
Man the old Dave was gold.
still gold
Dave Chappelle , one of the best to ever do comedy! You are the man
Long live Chappelle🎤⬇👋💰🏆💯🎯📃💯🎯📃
That one person laughing in the crowd.
The lady laughing at 0:52 just had me rolling! Dave is one of the best to have ever done it! 🤣🤣🤣
"He had his hat on backwards"
"Good! That's good stuff" LMAO smh
I love you Dave Chappelle
this dude brightens up my day 😂
This guy will probably be the best comedian till the foreseeable future.
I still love this dude lol
Omg he said broke in and hung pictures up of himself, damn
Dave is and always will be king of stand up!!!!
He's on a roll in this one. He drops one bomb after another - my sides hurt! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤢🤮🤣😂😂😂 Pure gold
I swear Dave Makes my day
Me2🙌
He used the same “open & shut case” in 1997.. it’s better here 😂🤣😭
The great ones, always keep they Ace in they back pocket!!!!! Like a credit card ♦️!!
Dam im watching this 10 months later again and still laughing out loud!!!! Soooo dam funny
Wait! I gotta leave my calling card!
The semen bandit has struck AGAIN!
Pew!
0:56
I think that chick's laughter is selling me on the special more than Dave lmao
I end up crying from laughing so hard every time I watch him. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Wait a minut, i wanna leave my calling card, the Semen bandit has struck again"
His white voice is hilarious 😂
Well perfected
Another thing:
I could laugh just listening to that lady in the audience laugh 😂
Absolutely the best comic out there hands down, and Bill Burr!!!
Tony Rosales don’t forget Patrice O Neal & George Carlin to that list 👌🏾
@@ThisisFerrariKhan gc 😔
@@grimelkin9040 ikr, RIP to a legend. Missed but never forgotten. 😔✊🏾
This is still fresh 12 years in
"What kinda want to visit jail for recreational purposes"
My question when I visited Cape town and someone asked me to visit robben island
''That's worst than fingerprints. They find your semen, you've been there, at least a minute.''
*DEAD*
Many years multiple views later and this still makes me laugh as if it were the first time i’ve seen it
"What kind of n**** in his right mind wants to visit a PRISON for recreation"
Love the way he phrased that 😂😂😂
I can draw from my memory
“I’m going to leave my calling card...”
that was hilarious
Absolutely no one better than Chappelle. His presentation is as broad as Bugs Bunny but his content is as sharp as George Carlin.
Watched a interview where he said he loved Bugs Bunny.
I love Dave so much man
A true talent.
THE GOAT
that one guy screaming he was laughing so hard was high af
Let me get my stencil,I think we can trace this guy,and save some time.😂😂🤣
I’ll draw him from memory 😂
When he said “let me get my stencil” 💀🤣
No one can touch this guy. A little Dave in everybody’s life is good for the soul.
The forensics part is glorious 🤣
*Back Up*
Daves humor is gold, this still cracks my ribs!
Muthafuka i told u i work at burger king! .LOL ROTFLMAO....
'do they walk into a scene and say "this place is a mess...CHECK IT FOR SEMEN"...or do they walk in and slip.."oh oh oh my god what the hell was that? (liks his finger) SEMEN!!!!"
true LEGEND...that part leaves me in stitches all the time
A fucking genius walking among us. Never fails to crack me up.
"Wait a minute , I wanna leave my calling card!"
😂😂😂
This joke is genious 0:37 😂😂😂
Actually everything is genious.
Bill Clinton is the original Semen-Bandit 😂 😂
-Did you get a look? Did you see the guy who tried robbed you?
-Yes! Yes I DID!!!
xD
😆 love 💓 that part
He said it with so much passion
watching in 2019 and still funny
Just goes to show you how genius this guy is. When I first watched this clip, I thought maybe the audience is laughing a little too hard but at the end I knew those laughs were gunuine.
This will forever be a classic lol
I'm white but i love his comedy. Hes just so fucking right about prejudices and stuff and pinpoints everything exactly. Great comedian.
Richard Pryor paved the way for this style of comedy.
........(RICHARD PRYOR).............
If you haven't seen him i suggest you drop what you are doing and get to watching him...RIP .. Richard Pryor
I wouldn't compare him to Chapelle, they are both greats, each in their own time
I'll draw him from memory 😂😂😂😂🤣
This is the greatest man to ever touch a microphone hands down.. and I typed this before cleaning up the food I just spit out on a date. Thanks Dave
king of comedy
After 13y we still laughing ...
Tnx Dave ❤
Always come back from time to time to watch this video again . Too funny 😁 lmao 😆 6/23/19
The lady in the background is laughing her ass off😂😂😂