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  • @Silvblade79
    @Silvblade79 5 лет назад +3688

    Notice that none have created any documentation. Yep, this is accurate!

    • @marceldouwstra5847
      @marceldouwstra5847 5 лет назад +133

      Documentation is created when the project is done and we'll have time to do it ;)

    • @stevenzhao3414
      @stevenzhao3414 5 лет назад +52

      @@marceldouwstra5847 shit I'm in college and this is what I do when professors require documentation. I always thought you are expected to fix this bad behavior when you start working XD

    • @marceldouwstra5847
      @marceldouwstra5847 5 лет назад +70

      @@stevenzhao3414 well you should, but you won't :D

    • @wayne5787
      @wayne5787 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @wayne5787
      @wayne5787 5 лет назад +22

      @@marceldouwstra5847 Documentation is done in production... everyone knows that!

  • @jonathanbrand3379
    @jonathanbrand3379 7 лет назад +3178

    That smug bastard probably pushed without running his tests, and checking the build beforehand!

    • @gedassan
      @gedassan 7 лет назад +201

      git push --force

    • @nw7us
      @nw7us 7 лет назад +97

      Then he gains the ire of the herd, as they all have to track down the horrible bug that was introduced by his rushed fix. No one knows about this new bug, until a week down the timeline.

    • @ryanjones5368
      @ryanjones5368 7 лет назад +62

      As a developer myself, I can attest to this, 100%! People pushing shit without testing is why I want to punch people.

    • @thearchibaldtuttle
      @thearchibaldtuttle 7 лет назад +68

      He added the bug in the first place to be the first to fix it! BTW: There are no bugs! There are only undocumented features.

    • @sotachip
      @sotachip 6 лет назад +6

      The next episode: "Cull the heard"

  • @_b001
    @_b001 4 года назад +7275

    This is fake I don't see a guy browsing stack overflow and beating his head with a keyboard and regretting his life decisions.

    • @augustonapuri3152
      @augustonapuri3152 4 года назад +403

      oh i was sick that day

    • @ilug8571
      @ilug8571 4 года назад +66

      that sounds like a good day

    • @jibb1451
      @jibb1451 4 года назад +279

      In addition to that, there was a serious lack of RUclips Tabs open in Chrome that have some Indian guy trying to explain something but going way to fast.

    • @otot1812
      @otot1812 4 года назад +13

      perfect profile pic, it completes everything

    • @simpleprogramming3611
      @simpleprogramming3611 4 года назад +4

      Relatable

  • @ES-cf4ph
    @ES-cf4ph 5 лет назад +844

    "Error pushing to branch: unresolved merge conflicts"
    Damn

    • @gbb1983
      @gbb1983 5 лет назад +1

      ow shit...

    • @anshuprince8800
      @anshuprince8800 5 лет назад +2

      unresolved to be precise

    • @rnilu86
      @rnilu86 4 года назад

      ha ha

    • @smokyz_
      @smokyz_ 3 года назад +11

      just force push it and say fuck it 😂😂

    • @serozneHPP8
      @serozneHPP8 2 года назад +1

      git stash and cya

  • @md.hossain693
    @md.hossain693 3 года назад +170

    "It is considered to be prestigious to not use this unit at all.."
    Lots of laughter

    • @tubejuanso
      @tubejuanso 2 года назад +9

      I'm a year late bro. But I couldn't resist. I don't let my devs to use a mouse!! 🤣 I force them to use just shortcuts.

  • @raulahti
    @raulahti 7 лет назад +1863

    Next video should contain software testers as predators... lurking behind the curtain and looking for an opportunity to strike...

  • @YotsuyaNight
    @YotsuyaNight 5 лет назад +4091

    Where's the one with mechanical keyboard, preferably Cherry MX Blue based, that brings machine gun-like, Vietnam-flashback triggering sounds to the environment?
    Oh wait that one's me

    • @manoelnt0
      @manoelnt0 5 лет назад +60

      I love cherry MX Blue keys mechanical keyboards! It's awesome, but of course: not for other people around that is not using it.

    • @antimitsu
      @antimitsu 5 лет назад +5

      LMAO

    • @CharlesMacKay88
      @CharlesMacKay88 5 лет назад +25

      about 3/4 of our software team uses cherry mx blues. we love the sound. i have same keyboard at home too

    • @gigel99324
      @gigel99324 5 лет назад +15

      Charles MacKay how the hell do you focus?

    • @comradeakimov6183
      @comradeakimov6183 5 лет назад +30

      @@gigel99324 you get used to it, and it just feels and sounds more productive.

  • @DevMaterial
    @DevMaterial 7 лет назад +1231

    My main source of nutrition is source code.

    • @ryanjones5368
      @ryanjones5368 7 лет назад +14

      My main source of nutrition is JavaScript! :D

    • @VictorRodriguez-zp2do
      @VictorRodriguez-zp2do 5 лет назад +15

      My main source do nutrition are documentations

    • @texivani
      @texivani 5 лет назад +1

      My main goal is to blow up

    • @jonaaa3622
      @jonaaa3622 5 лет назад

      You still alive then?

    • @srboreas
      @srboreas 5 лет назад

      @@texivani and act like i don't know nobodyyy

  • @StochasticGreen
    @StochasticGreen 7 лет назад +5049

    A bit inefficient to have all the developers working on the same bug, aye?

    • @ryanjones5368
      @ryanjones5368 7 лет назад +294

      It happens at times when products are near to launching. It happens on a weekly basis with the company I work for. When we are pushing projects out, then there is always going to be major bugs that need multiple developers working on it to fix.

    • @StochasticGreen
      @StochasticGreen 7 лет назад +114

      Ryan Jones I suppose depends on who you work for. Where I work we normally don't do this but rather would work together and pair program if it's a solution one programmer can't tackle.

    • @ryanjones5368
      @ryanjones5368 7 лет назад +9

      I guess it does.

    • @joan38
      @joan38 5 лет назад +17

      Isn't this called Bitcoin?

    • @synchromatik
      @synchromatik 5 лет назад +1

      aye

  • @hammad8954
    @hammad8954 3 года назад +31

    The Attenborough narration is spot-on!

  • @rohitsancheti96
    @rohitsancheti96 2 года назад +49

    The whole team working on the same task.. wonderful approach 😂

  • @connerallen642
    @connerallen642 3 года назад +81

    "his source of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid"
    Me: *looks over at my army of red bull and coke cans*

    • @linuxguardian8596
      @linuxguardian8596 3 года назад +2

      Me: *looks over at a herd of mountain dew and Kefir cans*

    • @asyncasync
      @asyncasync 3 года назад +9

      *Looks into your diabetes and malnutrition.*

    • @aperture0
      @aperture0 2 года назад

      Body:- Diabetes incoming! The attack is too powerful. We'll surrender.

    • @aperture0
      @aperture0 2 года назад

      @@asyncasync That many coke bottles is seriously distrubing. IIRC, the last I had a can of coke was 5 years ago. It's so disgusting to see how can someone literally drink litres of coke just like that.

  • @ash155
    @ash155 4 года назад +80

    "everyone wants to be the first"
    hmmm I assumed the first one to fix it is the main suspect for that bug XD
    He created it haha

  • @kristupasantanavicius9093
    @kristupasantanavicius9093 5 лет назад +1104

    Pushing without testing is not a problem, because we write bug free code, am i right?

    • @3Angle_
      @3Angle_ 5 лет назад +172

      End users are best testers.

    • @aldenheterodyne2833
      @aldenheterodyne2833 5 лет назад +8

      Yup, and my farts smell like roses! 😋

    • @phewpow
      @phewpow 5 лет назад +40

      if it compiles , it's good

    • @wtfvids3472
      @wtfvids3472 5 лет назад +3

      I don't do testing... well, i do testing but not testcases. Is this standard practice if i were to get a job doing this? Is it really so important because it feels like cancer.

    • @vasiovasio
      @vasiovasio 5 лет назад +1

      Welcome to the club bro! :D

  • @sushmaojha4904
    @sushmaojha4904 3 года назад +99

    Doesn't matter what people say, we all love coding stuff even when we get frustrated

    • @-TheBugLord
      @-TheBugLord 2 года назад +7

      Frustration is only further reason to keep going

    • @DK-yk9fs
      @DK-yk9fs 2 года назад +2

      Oh yes, the frustration fuels our willpower!

  • @sumdude2999
    @sumdude2999 5 лет назад +235

    The hipster developer became a developer, just to say hes a developer.

    • @_JS96
      @_JS96 5 лет назад +64

      "yeah I write code for a living 😏"
      "Oh? What languages?"
      "html, and I do Wix too, I'm pretty good!"
      basically

    • @cauchyschwarz3295
      @cauchyschwarz3295 2 года назад

      To impress who? Other developers?

  • @alexhooper27
    @alexhooper27 5 лет назад +233

    Funny how the hipster developer, who avoids Java, has Android studio open.

  • @cobalius
    @cobalius 5 лет назад +19

    And now we all want a pet developer. But don't forget to take care of him with the right nutrition!

  • @Torxed
    @Torxed 7 лет назад +48

    It's important to get approval from the herd!

    • @ryanjones5368
      @ryanjones5368 7 лет назад +1

      Of course it is! No one wants to be the "lone wolf".

  • @xiaoxiaow6812
    @xiaoxiaow6812 7 лет назад +61

    And he pushed first!
    So glorious!

  • @catlord69
    @catlord69 5 лет назад +399

    wait, what is the bright thing all over the place ? Is it called 'light' ?

    • @alessandrobelottidev
      @alessandrobelottidev 4 года назад +5

      XD

    • @BracketProto
      @BracketProto 4 года назад +6

      Void Update() // updates every frame
      {
      Debug.Log("yes it is");
      }
      //this code is C#

    • @jimoshellen
      @jimoshellen 4 года назад +9

      @@BracketProto You mean unity c#

    • @BracketProto
      @BracketProto 4 года назад +1

      @@jimoshellen yes

    • @skaruts
      @skaruts 3 года назад

      I'm not sure. I had never seen it before.

  • @carlossegura889
    @carlossegura889 6 лет назад +300

    Where are my thinkpad Linux developers??

    • @jamman55
      @jamman55 5 лет назад +1

      Who needs a BIOS Backdoor?
      www.techworm.net/2015/08/lenovo-pcs-and-laptops-seem-to-have-a-bios-level-backdoor.html

    • @Klayperson
      @Klayperson 5 лет назад +11

      @@jamman55 that article says ThinkPads are not affected :/

    • @jonaaa3622
      @jonaaa3622 5 лет назад +31

      They prefer to work from home... far from sunlight or females.

    • @jonaaa3622
      @jonaaa3622 5 лет назад +15

      @@jamman55 a true Thinkpad neckbeard would have Libreboot installed.

    • @FilipMakaroni_xD
      @FilipMakaroni_xD 4 года назад

      Crying cuz they got a Lenovo but not a thinkpad well at least I do

  • @siangmingalexlau8220
    @siangmingalexlau8220 2 года назад +3

    This is strangely refreshing. Sounds like a vivid narration of a children's story.

    • @jont2576
      @jont2576 2 года назад

      its a parody of david attenborough i believe....famous for his nature documentaries in the 80s and 90s....

  • @paveltiguntsev2557
    @paveltiguntsev2557 5 лет назад +217

    If you look close this hipster developer actually code in Java ;) IT's actually common to code in Java for beard developers)

    • @dowiee2694
      @dowiee2694 5 лет назад +27

      Lmao what? Hipsters use node.js, not Java.

    • @drexeltimogtimog5700
      @drexeltimogtimog5700 5 лет назад +14

      Hipster hate the most is php

    • @kennyscott8863
      @kennyscott8863 5 лет назад +12

      @@dowiee2694 take that back. Hipsters code in Ruby or Swift. Node is a brilliant platform. 😭

    • @dowiee2694
      @dowiee2694 5 лет назад +8

      Kenny Scott Hipster iOS devs don’t use Swift. They use react native through node.

    • @kennyscott8863
      @kennyscott8863 5 лет назад +1

      @@dowiee2694 agreed. React Native reeks of craft beer and mac books.

  • @melsonz
    @melsonz 5 лет назад +4

    Why does this not have millions of views? This is amazing!

  • @naveednasib
    @naveednasib 6 лет назад +114

    50 Dislike are from Q/A Teams

  • @RicardoBanffy
    @RicardoBanffy 7 лет назад +1619

    Developers using Windows? What is this? A bank?

  •  3 года назад

    I like how the project owner is a certain demographic and only understands sticky notes. Very much appreciated that.

  • @jay8412
    @jay8412 2 года назад +11

    As a Geographer I find this skit soo funny ..... lots of laughter !!!

  • @jaredthomas2957
    @jaredthomas2957 5 лет назад +5

    I would watch this as a show

  • @NelsonDellis
    @NelsonDellis 2 года назад +2

    damn, im impressed. I don't even print the hello part, just 1, 2, 3, etc.

  • @ericsigne6575
    @ericsigne6575 3 года назад +5

    Golden, this was gold in pure form🔥🔥

  • @brandonhohn245
    @brandonhohn245 3 года назад +10

    I can't believe nobody is talking about the way that guy drinks coffee

  • @catorials444
    @catorials444 4 года назад +8

    developers often work on separate teams, tackling different features of the product, it seems strange that their all competing on the fixing same bug, unless there is a deadline of course.

  • @sergioaugustoangelini9326
    @sergioaugustoangelini9326 5 лет назад +2

    Attenborough's impression takes the vudeo to a whole new level man

  • @riyadzahdour1302
    @riyadzahdour1302 4 года назад +2

    Unrealistic : I don't see any developer searching google for answers

    • @jeffersoncarvalho82
      @jeffersoncarvalho82 4 года назад +1

      No StackOverflow tab opened...suspicious...

    • @riyadzahdour1302
      @riyadzahdour1302 4 года назад +1

      @@jeffersoncarvalho82 and no idians in the video
      Veeeery suspecious

  • @luisitox808
    @luisitox808 3 года назад +4

    over the years, when someone finds the bug first, i've learnt to just let it go "there will always be someone better than you" sigh

  • @Canilho
    @Canilho 6 лет назад +119

    This is not very "Agile" :D

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 4 года назад +2

      oh yes it is! Notice how fast they jumped on the fresh bug?

    • @xtd3000
      @xtd3000 4 года назад +5

      @@Yetipfote I think Andre Canilho was talking about the "Agile" methodology, where there are predefined "sprints"(units of time, usually about two weeks) .
      Each sprint has its own goal(issues and bugs that are to be resolved by the time that sprint ends) which is set at the start of the sprint. If a new bug comes up, unless it's critical, it's registered in the system and will be scheduled to be fixed in a future sprint.
      This is because the goal of the current sprint must be met. You do not work on new a bug that was just registered, because it is not in the team's goal for the current sprint.

    • @clublulu399
      @clublulu399 4 года назад +2

      Cosmin Pop can’t say 100% but I think the dude you replied to was being sarcastic, although nice explanation.

    • @xtd3000
      @xtd3000 4 года назад +1

      @@clublulu399 now that you say, I think you might be right, lol :D

  • @Jess-dd2kz
    @Jess-dd2kz 3 года назад +1

    This is such a downer for newbies like me. !! I feel already depressed !! Am I going to have a life like this !!!

  • @RegularCupOfJoe
    @RegularCupOfJoe 6 лет назад +127

    This herd does not practice pair programming. Searching for new herd...

    • @llothar68
      @llothar68 5 лет назад +11

      I use "looking for a pair programming buddy" as my Tinder pickup line ... gives a clear nerd warning ...

    • @jonaaa3622
      @jonaaa3622 5 лет назад +12

      @@llothar68 works better on Grindr

    • @llothar68
      @llothar68 5 лет назад +2

      @@jonaaa3622 Grindr? Sorry i'm not doing Javascript. I'm C++. Maybe i should try DonaldDaters to find other dinosaurs like me.

    • @Sw3nssoN
      @Sw3nssoN 5 лет назад +7

      i swear, pair programming is widely underrated

  • @migelluc6097
    @migelluc6097 5 лет назад +3

    Best narrator I have ever listed too

  • @makatendekachikumbu2115
    @makatendekachikumbu2115 4 года назад +5

    When project owner walks in, all species press CTRL W closing stackoverflow

  • @erichalim
    @erichalim 5 лет назад +2

    That push will make a work for rest of the herd ---> because no testing at all :)

  • @sufiyanadhikari8716
    @sufiyanadhikari8716 5 лет назад +1

    The David Attenborough impression is spot on. 😍😆

  • @nolilado5452
    @nolilado5452 4 года назад +3

    Developer: *Heads to lunch after push*
    QAs: "Hold up...."

  • @mohamedshuaau632
    @mohamedshuaau632 3 года назад +3

    This is so true. There always the guy who buys expensive coffee, one who wears only black and drinks black, one who uses a mac and one who never touches the mouse/trackpad

  • @TheRealFaceyNeck
    @TheRealFaceyNeck 4 года назад

    That attenborough impression is fucking spot-on. Bravo!

  • @virs5206
    @virs5206 Год назад

    To truly understand, you must become one yourself.

  • @aritrachatterjee8057
    @aritrachatterjee8057 5 лет назад +11

    Amazing sense of humor. I was watching animal planet of very rare species. Lovely. Thank you for such wonderful upload.

  •  5 лет назад +3

    I miss Oslo, such a beautiful city

  • @a415
    @a415 2 года назад

    HAHAHHAHA I love the David Attenborough voice!

  • @ozzyfromspace
    @ozzyfromspace 2 года назад

    lol the second dev type is me 😂😭 I'm so attacked 😂😂 nice vid guys

  • @berliozmeister
    @berliozmeister 4 года назад +17

    The developer to have pushed first is Russian, ‘cause he has his wedding ring on the right hand. So proud of him)

    • @hahasimp
      @hahasimp 4 года назад +1

      Is this you?

    • @NN-sp9tu
      @NN-sp9tu 2 года назад

      You can tell he's Russian just by looking at him

  • @kylekeenan3485
    @kylekeenan3485 5 лет назад +5

    He can push the code quickly because all of his tests created using his TDD skills have passed!

  • @partiid
    @partiid 2 года назад

    This production is a pure gold of the internet.

  • @josephgaviota
    @josephgaviota 3 года назад

    LOVE the David Attenborough voice ;-)

  • @windgod9442
    @windgod9442 3 года назад +3

    Who else came here from Samuel Miller's channel?

  • @SportsIncorporated
    @SportsIncorporated 5 лет назад +22

    I sipped that strange cold black liquid for decades. The result is an extremely high dental bill.

    • @mxbx307
      @mxbx307 3 года назад

      Dental bills are always extremely high.
      In the UK dentists are usually gazillionaires and tend to retire early, while regular doctors even at the top of their game are practically paupers in comparison.

  • @eddiejaoude
    @eddiejaoude 5 лет назад +28

    Lol haha 😂. Everyone fixing the same bug, hmm, doesn’t sound efficient 🤦‍♂️

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest 4 года назад +2

      Absence of tests and reviews, fixes pushed directly to production. And bad management so different people fix the same bug, yes. That’s the essence of workflow in a shitty company.

    • @mxbx307
      @mxbx307 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, it's dumb. You assign the bug to a developer and you also ensure there is regression testing, code review and whatnot before checkin. Then the finished code is deployed to production and usually by another team, unless you're using modern DevOps.
      Or you could just screw all of that and code directly on your production box. Worth a go.

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme7076 2 года назад +2

    Network Chuck as a dev: 0:38

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 7 лет назад +427

    Fake, those are not developers! We never go for lunch!

    • @panikumarkr127
      @panikumarkr127 5 лет назад +3

      Then how you alive

    • @Mzulfreaky
      @Mzulfreaky 5 лет назад +49

      panikumar kr the luch goes to us

    • @sdwone
      @sdwone 5 лет назад +1

      Lunch?! Wots that then?! ;-)

    • @diegoc3749
      @diegoc3749 5 лет назад +7

      Agreed, you have lunch while you code.

    • @morning5tarr
      @morning5tarr 5 лет назад +4

      We even don't go for pee 😅

  • @amith9540
    @amith9540 3 года назад +3

    who here after mr small PP's video
    👇

  • @alpelayo4630
    @alpelayo4630 5 лет назад +1

    I love the voice over and the funny video

  • @ahahTl
    @ahahTl Год назад

    That cheeky guy just created another bug.

  • @fauzizaki4291
    @fauzizaki4291 5 лет назад +25

    hello, is this National Geographic channel?

  • @RobertKraig
    @RobertKraig 5 лет назад +8

    The one industry which I almost universally expected coders to write their code in English and you see on their monitors it's all in their native language tongue. Very strange.

    • @asdqqweq
      @asdqqweq 3 года назад +1

      Some of us have the brain capacity to write in english even while not forgetting their language.

  • @ivailobsu
    @ivailobsu 4 года назад

    Just saw this in my recommends, dont regret watching

  • @noumanrussel1112
    @noumanrussel1112 2 года назад

    The voice is like David Attenborough. Awesome. Sequel of Our planet Series. :)

  • @moin6077
    @moin6077 5 лет назад +8

    David Attenborough 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @nope110
    @nope110 5 лет назад +3

    My computing teacher is the first species, I've never seen a man drink so much cola in my life

  • @itschriscash
    @itschriscash 5 лет назад +2

    Remember when we had cubicles and could concentrate... Not just a desk on a floor

    • @AliciaGuitar
      @AliciaGuitar 4 года назад

      Yep. I was sitting at a cubicle when 9/11 happened 2001

  • @ComputerGuy63
    @ComputerGuy63 3 года назад +1

    Well that settles that. I am not a cliche developer because I do not wear the cliche t short and I do not drink carbonated, sugar packed beverages.

  • @prydt
    @prydt 7 лет назад +33

    accurate

    • @ryanjones5368
      @ryanjones5368 7 лет назад

      Very, very accurate. Scarily accurate in fact.

  • @morgadoapi4431
    @morgadoapi4431 2 года назад +3

    Ahh yes companies that still rely on "Hero" developers because their code is dogshit in the first place, the company refused to invest in refactoring for 15 years or only one person is left who knows how the system works. NOICE!

  • @richardpilhofer3994
    @richardpilhofer3994 5 лет назад +2

    I was laughing my ass off, good work lads!

  • @theartofevolution
    @theartofevolution 2 года назад

    The David Attenboroughs-kind of Voice Over is genius...

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 5 лет назад +42

    Is this actually David Attenborough or is there a wizard on this channel

    • @MikeCOYS
      @MikeCOYS 5 лет назад +4

      there are voice-over apps you can download to change your voice. It's quite fun. You can download one with Stewie Griffin and get a hilarious reaction when you speak to your team online.

  • @derek-rogers
    @derek-rogers 5 лет назад +30

    1:09 might as well pick the mouse up if you're not even going to use vim

    • @jonaaa3622
      @jonaaa3622 5 лет назад +7

      Lol. He's probably abusing that tab key all day

  • @neue8424
    @neue8424 2 года назад

    I just realized that the narration voice and style is just like that from the discovery Channel, where they describe an animal and it's life with its surroundings

  • @ElidaeDanh
    @ElidaeDanh 2 года назад

    i feel attacked by the nutrition bits

  • @clublulu399
    @clublulu399 4 года назад +6

    As a developer myself, I can relate much. Funny stuff!

  • @corynorell3686
    @corynorell3686 5 лет назад +55

    Completely unrealistic. Devs drink Coke Zero now. It's 2019.

  • @adhokshajapradeep5907
    @adhokshajapradeep5907 2 года назад

    Sir Attenborough's voice is on point !👏

  • @orlovskyconsultinggbr2849
    @orlovskyconsultinggbr2849 2 года назад

    The best species are IT consultants ones, the annony the hell out of other workers, they always say stuff *you can do better job, here is is workflow which allow you to be more productive or we have similiar issues with another clients and here how we solved it" , they are very communicative and even dare to questions product owner and even CEO ;)

  • @wagondragon
    @wagondragon 5 лет назад +13

    1:33 I can has cheezburger?

  • @hamidalaei
    @hamidalaei 5 лет назад +19

    That is not accurate. The one who fixes the bug first is usually the one who put it there in the first place.

  • @rahulkalra9289
    @rahulkalra9289 3 года назад +1

    Anyone here after Samuel Miller's reaction video ?

  • @user-cw3nb8rc9e
    @user-cw3nb8rc9e 4 года назад +1

    Several programmers trying to fix the same bug is a mismanagement

  • @cfbmoo1
    @cfbmoo1 3 года назад +3

    I actually have fun working in SQL databases. Oracle ones are a hoot. What I really hate is the number of frameworks other things require just to get the damn thing to build in Java if your doing something outside of vanilla Java.

  • @nw7us
    @nw7us 7 лет назад +6

    Yeah, spot on, stereotypes and ... well, cats.

  • @Megan1999lo
    @Megan1999lo 3 года назад

    The Attenborough parody... NICE HAHA

  • @user-ow6xn3vq4m
    @user-ow6xn3vq4m 5 лет назад +2

    As a developer, I don't rush to find bugs... developers hate bugs, we pretend not to sight it

  • @Asylum3D
    @Asylum3D 3 года назад +3

    As a software developer I find this skit funny as hell.

  • @xyzxyzuvwuvw7633
    @xyzxyzuvwuvw7633 5 лет назад +54

    drinking that much coke will surely give people diabetes

    • @TheKlopka
      @TheKlopka 5 лет назад +30

      People, not developers.

    • @llothar68
      @llothar68 5 лет назад +6

      Programmers become unemployed and exiled from the herd soon after their fourthies birthday, so who the fuck cares.

    • @bst800
      @bst800 5 лет назад

      and your teeth would rot through, at least drink no sugar coke

    • @SpencerFcp
      @SpencerFcp 5 лет назад

      I probably drink 2 24 packs a week at work alone. So far so good.

    • @corrector7405
      @corrector7405 5 лет назад

      Diabete-loper 😂😂😂

  • @lowkey007_
    @lowkey007_ 2 года назад

    David Attenborough’s narration was spot on! 😅

  • @dookiepost
    @dookiepost 2 года назад

    Hipster dev: "Have you heard of cold brew?"

  • @deathtoyou56
    @deathtoyou56 3 года назад +3

    2:17 Swedish Limmy

  • @Potenti4lz
    @Potenti4lz 7 лет назад +27

    8.7 million views on UNILAD and just 53k views for the actual creators on RUclips, gg lost revenue. Like startup land, can't beat it. Co-evolution, theft etc...
    Only good thing is that Facebook UX is better in how it can easily play videos in the thumbnail (and auto-play too so it's more engaging off the bat), I think FB started blocking certain RUclips videos from playing as a thumbnail. Sucks. Been an ongoing battle between Facebook and RUclips for years.

    • @romeojuliet2900
      @romeojuliet2900 6 лет назад +1

      Potenti4lz This is little bit frustrating for original creators.

  • @LuthfiRahman
    @LuthfiRahman 5 лет назад +1

    it's really funny how they picture the developers' work life, but I really enjoy it. Also the comments are entertaining 😂😂😂

  • @Jacob-bm6wb
    @Jacob-bm6wb 2 года назад

    The senior cliché developer drinks straight from 2 liters