it's been 10 years and I still sing every word of this sometimes xD - Tobuscus, thank you for being awesome you've definitely inspired me and many others over the years!
“Golden armor sucks, the shirtless demon has a higher armor rating with his nipple ring… but it’s not high enough” brought me here because it’s been repeating in my head over and over.
@@thechrisman1345 The Dow Jones is a number that represents the market value represents the 30 largest public companies. Before posting the video the value had dropped.
@@peadarmckinney3954 DOW Jones is a stock term, basically it’s a stock that sort of gives you the general trend of the market, or at least most of the market. Stocks rise and fall.
I didn't know the game existed )=. I feel sad like really sad to know it exist and that i don't have it. This is after i posted and watched the vid im gonna edit it and the game looks freaking incredible.
It's so nice to return to these videos and find that they're even funnier than I was able to appreciate as a dumb kid. The way he keeps integrating the joke about Death's lack of a mouth is hilarious. The Dow Jones line, despite not being incredibly clever, is made even funnier by the meta comment that follows about it taking him hours to write. The writing is also fantastic, in my opinion. "And if he had a mouth... he'd be screaming but he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the pent up aggression out on. He starts to now run, with his underground undead horsey." The way he's able to fit in so many syllables and internal rhymes and have it all flow in a satisfying way AND have it be funny is incredible. I just really respect his talent.
"If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you. Cut off his arm, he's half as likely to hit you" to this day is my absolute favourite song lyric that at first sounds like it makes some sense but absolutely doesn't.
Still obsessed with this trailer, and the series. Absolutely loved Darksiders 2. It really teaches you the fundamentals of a dodge and attack game too (Dark Souls, looking at you).
And there was a war in heaven. Where demon fought against angel and angel fought against demon in an epic pillow fight that lasted all night. Still remember this line even after all these years.
Same I remember watching this in 4th grade now I’m a 17 year old junior in high school and it’s still catchy and most the literal trailers are always catch for some reason
This is my second channel used specifically for my guilty pleasures so my recommendeds don't get messed up, and I'm proud to say I still know every word of every trailer all these years later
Chikaku Kasai If that's even a detail that's a small ass detail, for such a big part of the game. No Yellow crystals, no corrupted monsters shown (Maybe excluding the black blood of the robot, which didn't look corrupted by the way) Not even the guardian looked corrupted.
Rabba Dash Looking to the actual boss, the guardian didn't look that corrupted in the first place. Moreover, how exactly do you explain black blood in a ROBOT without corruption? They don't normally bleed!
Chikaku Kasai Not saying i can explain anything, but tell me this. If you'd NEVER played darksiders 2 would you know why the blood is black? You have to have played the game to notice those smaller details. If anything not showing corruption in the trailer is actually cool, leaves a good surprise in the game.
For anyone returning to this bangers, don't live in the past just sing along and enjoy what once was. Tobuscus, Minecraft parody songs, CoD MW3, CoD BO I, Middle School and High school. Turning 16, 18, and 21. Enjoy these moments like they may be your last.
This song specifically was the sing that put me super onto tobyscus videos and I’ve always enjoyed singing along. The looks people give you are hilarious
Who else is 4 years older and now looks back at this and gets major deja vu. This makes me cry cuz I remember back in the day in 5/6th grade I would just play video games all day and have snowball fights with friends and do kid things. And now a sophomore where my whole life is based around school, friends, and pot. Kind of sad. It hits me where it hurts. I wish I could go back :,(
Why does the angel look so badass but gets his shit kicked in by a demon in like 3 seconds? It's odd. Otherwise this game looks pretty good for the time it was created (I say that like it is years old)
+They Call Me Indigo That huge boss thing is the guardian and you fight it quite early in the game, ngl its easier than the secondary boss battles agains Gorewood and Bheithir
check out the remastered version - ruclips.net/video/45sbBKnBzpk/видео.html
lemme know what you think!
Love em both!!! Excited you returned :D
Huge respect to you for making my childhood, I was 7 back then, now I'm in my 20s, how time flies
I LOVE YOU HOMIE!
This trailer is the reason I started playing Darksiders. I do not regret this decision.
me too
Same
beat game ever
Cris Lie destiny is better and outland
yes
"Death should be Nerfed."
-Toby, 1543
1st reply in 4 years
How toby achieved immortality
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Amateurs
the sentence "the shirtless demon has a higher armor rating with his nipple ring." has been STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS NOW
days? bro i heard this song like twice 10 years ago and its still stuck in my head🤣
Rent free in my head for 9yrs or so
I’m glad I’m not the only one
Never left my head ever since i heard it 12yrs ago. Always get reminded when we talk about how tanky someone should be in a game
Still in my head
4 years later and this is still the best thing ever!!
IKR
MiGz Williams I still remember the lyrics
MiGz Williams
7
5 years for me
it's been 10 years and I still sing every word of this sometimes xD - Tobuscus, thank you for being awesome you've definitely inspired me and many others over the years!
Same here bro 👊
foreal tho crazy how creative he was with his music
Facts
Damn facts bro
No cap 💀
The WHOLE game summed up by one line in this trailer:
"Who cares? You're freakin' Death"
That legit was the reason i started playing it when i first saw it, n they werent lying u are death 😂.
10 years later and the song is still stuck in head
“Golden armor sucks, the shirtless demon has a higher armor rating with his nipple ring… but it’s not high enough” brought me here because it’s been repeating in my head over and over.
6 years later. I finally understand the Dow Jones joke.
Nathaniel Rogers yupp
i still dont get it lol
care to explain
@@thechrisman1345 i think its to do with the stocks but im not fully sure
8 years later and I still don’t get it
@@thechrisman1345 The Dow Jones is a number that represents the market value represents the 30 largest public companies. Before posting the video the value had dropped.
This is what led me to buy the Darksiders games which also led to my current obsessions with the Darksiders series.
Right though. They need to make it or ill die ;-;
+Isabelle Shulenberger sorry to say but ive played both darksiders i think they are 1 of the shittiest games ive ever played
Its fine, you have your own opinion about the games. I personally love these games along with the Fable series.
Fable was good but i never enjoyed every second of darksiders i found it a waist
I know exactly how you feel, same thing happened to me
This was RUclips at its golden age
Yes. Just pure fun and nonsense
Yes it was
my favorite literal trailer
same
Same
same
Magic Llama same
Same
The best of The literal trailers.
Yep
Wtf? You mean the Titanfall one is? Srsly, get some TOBUSCUS taste.
Piss Man-cicles m8 first get a life, second it's his personal opinion
@@redrockstrength6441 I agree. "♫ A-TAN-ITANF-TITANFALL ♪" is the best line in any song.
"Make it rain bones, fall like the DOW Jones. That joke took me hours to write"
While it took him hours to write, it took me years to get it...
Same
No joke I came back to this video after like 7 years and I’m like oh wow I know what that means. Too relatable
Still searching for understanding
@@peadarmckinney3954 DOW Jones is a stock term, basically it’s a stock that sort of gives you the general trend of the market, or at least most of the market. Stocks rise and fall.
Same man had no clue what it meant back in the day lol
8 years and i still remember the lyrics, i cant remember my mothers age and i can remember this well
On folks in they grave 😭😭
The older I get the more I recognize how creative Toby is.
Genius mans
And this is why you don't bully people who are different. They become Death.
couldn't agree better
Emmett C Exactly........Death should be nUrfed
ur dumb
Like J. Robert Oppenheimer.
Emmett C he's the angel of death
Game is totally underrated. Fucking awesome.
I agree. Game is so underrated. Why didnt more people buy game?
Why you no know how to enlgish?
I didn't know the game existed )=. I feel sad like really sad to know it exist and that i don't have it.
This is after i posted and watched the vid im gonna edit it and the game looks freaking incredible.
Montana Nelson englis
David W eglisnh
"Dive into saddle, ride into battle, horsey looks mad-dle, he has horse that'll impale all the demons."
Me.
Fuck the spelling mistakes
+KenzieAndPip no there isnt
+KenzieAndPip *onto
+KenzieAndPip ONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!
xD
"Main guy and some tree trunks travel from left to right. Hit a wall, stop, you got a boss to fight."
Smooth as hell.
It’s 10:30 PM and I’m gonna need more tissues
Rip tobuscus 2019 I’m still watching
9 years and I still come back and watch this def my favorite literal trailer.
Assassins creed brotherhood tho👀
1:14 I will always love that the robot was like "hey, what's tha- *CRASH* "
It's so nice to return to these videos and find that they're even funnier than I was able to appreciate as a dumb kid. The way he keeps integrating the joke about Death's lack of a mouth is hilarious. The Dow Jones line, despite not being incredibly clever, is made even funnier by the meta comment that follows about it taking him hours to write. The writing is also fantastic, in my opinion. "And if he had a mouth... he'd be screaming but he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the pent up aggression out on. He starts to now run, with his underground undead horsey." The way he's able to fit in so many syllables and internal rhymes and have it all flow in a satisfying way AND have it be funny is incredible. I just really respect his talent.
Horsey that glows green, WITH LOVE!!!!!!!😂😂
SpecOpsConnor ITS NOT LOVE ITS THE SOULS THE DEATH REAPED WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND!!! BECUASE OF THIS RAP YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WHOLE GAME
Soldier Plant oof I’m guessing your kicking but still... chill
Soldier Plant r/woooooooooooooooosh
Soldier Plant just quoting the song 😂😂😂
It's not love, that horse has STDs!
........ Its been two years, and i still know the words.
Cordilia Phantomhive same
Cordilia Phantomhive Can you do Math, because it was uploaded on 2012 and now 2016
Martynas Rakstys he means he first saw it two years ago
once you hear a tobuscus literal the words get embedded in your soul
"If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you. Cut off his arm, he's half as likely to hit you" to this day is my absolute favourite song lyric that at first sounds like it makes some sense but absolutely doesn't.
I’ve been listening to this since I was little! It will always have a special place in my heart.
Same here
i havent heard this song in at least 5 years, and i still knew every word to it. that includes the gibberish at the end. what a good trailer
Okay, NOW I just remembered what I was going to ask for a Death Battle:
Death (Darksiders II) vs. Maltheal (Diablo III)
I was already asking for the same thing. Good to see we're in sync.
Death battle sucks his battles are often wrong.
YES
Nothing will ever beat this Literal Trailer.
"Horsey looks mad-dle" will forever be my favorite line.
This is probably my favorite literal trailer ever. The amount of flow in the song kills me. It's so good.
Many years have passed yet this still awesome
I know every lyric to this song
noah mims I know it better 😂
AP-Ace hell no I watch it everytime 😂
I watch this everyday about 30 yes or more
Seriously u can't comprehend the amount I listen to it, stop for ur own good
Jesus would not mess with u,child
Not gonna lie his different flows on all these songs are fucking amazing some rappers should take notes 😂😂
11 years and still the best one
That....That was so beautiful....
I love the part at 1:24 - 1:28. Just the fact that it went from fight a boss to you're screwed is hilarious for me.
I know this word for word still to this day
A whole decade passed since this masterpiece and I still find myself returning every once in a while. Absolute 🔥
Still obsessed with this trailer, and the series. Absolutely loved Darksiders 2. It really teaches you the fundamentals of a dodge and attack game too (Dark Souls, looking at you).
And there was a war in heaven. Where demon fought against angel and angel fought against demon in an epic pillow fight that lasted all night.
Still remember this line even after all these years.
"Switch to two handed" has and will forever remain rent free in my brain
Ahhh….
The memories 🥲
Same here
I remember back in the day, I used to download this and give it to friends everyday on my USB, back when I was in school and everything was chill.
HORSEY LOOKS MAD-DLE
hi
Same I remember watching this in 4th grade now I’m a 17 year old junior in high school and it’s still catchy and most the literal trailers are always catch for some reason
0:52 anyone notice the repeat of that clip?
11 years ago. STILL AWESOME
It’s been 11 years and I still love this so much, it’s hilarious
This is my second channel used specifically for my guilty pleasures so my recommendeds don't get messed up, and I'm proud to say I still know every word of every trailer all these years later
Tobuscus really made a lot of our childhood songs with these
This is the fucking best. I’m so glad I rediscovered it. Absolute gem.
Agreed
I like how the this trailer dosen't even show the corruption, which plays a HUGE role in Darksiders 2.
+Rabba Dash He also doesn't have the shards from the medallion holding the nephalim in his chest
+Rabba Dash Yes it does. Black blood in the first robot, and the entire second one was animated by Corruption.
Chikaku Kasai
If that's even a detail that's a small ass detail, for such a big part of the game. No Yellow crystals, no corrupted monsters shown (Maybe excluding the black blood of the robot, which didn't look corrupted by the way) Not even the guardian looked corrupted.
Rabba Dash Looking to the actual boss, the guardian didn't look that corrupted in the first place. Moreover, how exactly do you explain black blood in a ROBOT without corruption? They don't normally bleed!
Chikaku Kasai Not saying i can explain anything, but tell me this. If you'd NEVER played darksiders 2 would you know why the blood is black? You have to have played the game to notice those smaller details. If anything not showing corruption in the trailer is actually cool, leaves a good surprise in the game.
Despair glows green with LOVE.
1:24-1:29
Oh THAT part made me laugh from a good, healthy place! x-P
If Kratos and Death fight. Death will literaly win
Death is making a replicate of kratos's daughter #Screwed
mitz Galang hi
mitz Galang considering the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are really strong, and death is the strongest. I'd agree
Jason Antonucci wrong actually, war is the head horseman and the most powerful
everyone dies though so unless he's not the actual embodiment of death he would be the most powerful even if he doesn't want to be the leader.
8 years later and I can still sing the whole song
For anyone returning to this bangers, don't live in the past just sing along and enjoy what once was. Tobuscus, Minecraft parody songs, CoD MW3, CoD BO I, Middle School and High school. Turning 16, 18, and 21. Enjoy these moments like they may be your last.
THE NOSTALGIA
This was my childhood. The good RUclips days.
6 years later and I still love this
This song specifically was the sing that put me super onto tobyscus videos and I’ve always enjoyed singing along. The looks people give you are hilarious
One month away from 2018, and this is still the best thing ever made!
6 years later I'm back still awesome
i can't wait to go home for easter, i got friends and family to see and in my down time, i have to finish the dead kingdom. love darksiders.
Who else is 4 years older and now looks back at this and gets major deja vu. This makes me cry cuz I remember back in the day in 5/6th grade I would just play video games all day and have snowball fights with friends and do kid things. And now a sophomore where my whole life is based around school, friends, and pot. Kind of sad. It hits me where it hurts. I wish I could go back :,(
Zqxv ii Same here man. Very relatable.
How are you now?
Glowing green with love and the demon with the nipple ring have to be my most favorite lines in this video.
my fav line is fall like the DOW jones lol
It's "Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders II: Dead Lives" for me. =)
Anthony Costello i dont get the dow jones one, can you explain it to me
This was a disgrace to Darksiders ll...
lmfao at the part: 2:40
"Your wings are pointless.."
"But that scythe is overpowered."
"Death should be nerfed"
"boss shakes the earth"
Death's wings are literally pointless xD
Stick the landing
1:48 was some mad rhyming
It's been nearly 10 years and I still remember the words.
This is probably the best literal trailer he's done, he definitely should have played this game
who else got to the darksiders series thanks to this mastapiece?
8 years later and I still remember the whole song!😱😱
Eleven years and still the best LITERAL
glows green with love XD
10 years…
It’s been…10 years…?
Oh my god
Angel bumblebee 😂😂 gets me everytime
I fucking love you tobuscus. After all these years, still love ya shit bruvvvv
I came back here because this actually is pretty catchy and I remember seeing this vid when it first came out.
Seriously 10 years, Where'd the time go
fall like the DOW Jones. [ crowd explodes with that epic burn].
The Cybernetic Phoenix I don't get it
It was basically a joke about a crash in the value of the DOW Jones. 2008? What ever, I thought it was funny.
You will always have my love just for this one. Just for this. Two years later, and I still sometimes sing "You gotta Boss to fight..."
this is still my favorite game
damn
8 years later and i still remember all the lyrics
"who cares you're freaking death....." More than 10 years this song still lives in my head rent free
Still loving it in 2019, favourite literal trailer
Never mind holy s***what the f***your screwed XD
that got me so much
Just stepping on the ground he launched you! 😂😂😂😭😅
just by stepping on the ground he launched you
hits the ground traveling from left to right..
experimental edge i will say he is not screwed that boss is like in chapter 1 so he ez
i wish there was a darksiders 3 already!!!!
Check again.
It comes out in November
One week 😂😂😂😂 i wish i can see his face reaction
Its already here plus there is also a Darksiders 4 called Darksiders genesis
I come back to this video every 2 years. Never fails to entertain me. Like for veteran badge
best litteral ever
0:56 I have noticed this ever since this literal released. But no one ever talks about it in the comments.
What
Roland terrell the axe gets thrown twice. Its the same clip.
The pacing in the trailer was off so he edited it to fit the beat of the music
micah lamarche I know this it just bothered me that it seemed no one else noticed.
Bloody hell I never noticed that
Darksiders 2 is loads of fun!
Plus its free on Xbox currently.
Hell Yeah
ya i got from the free game with gold. LOADS OF FUN
I remember when I first watched this video when I was 10. Im now in college. Time flys by
"And there was a war in heaven where demon fought against angel and angle fought against demon in an epic pillow fight that lasted all night"
ThePh3nominal 1 this got me
Ads kill my nostalgia vibes
Why does the angel look so badass but gets his shit kicked in by a demon in like 3 seconds? It's odd. Otherwise this game looks pretty good for the time it was created (I say that like it is years old)
They Call Me Indigo Because the angel is not the protagonist~
Zero Gunz That shouldn't mean he gets destroyed like that
They Call Me Indigo minor character - screen time = death. that's the rule of all movies, tv shows, and games.
+They Call Me Indigo That huge boss thing is the guardian and you fight it quite early in the game, ngl its easier than the secondary boss battles agains Gorewood and Bheithir
I got this game in 2015 it's amazing go buy it now
This is low key lyrical masterpiece.
Ahhh, I remember this being my favorite literal trailer, next to Harry Potter :)