Internet Arguments Be Like...
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- Опубликовано: 9 окт 2021
- This is war.
Internet arguments are the most intense battles to exist... but there is an easy trick to win every time.
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follow these or i will bite you
• Twitter - / beluga1000
• Instagram - / beluga1000
• Discord - / discord 
Игры
Subscribe or you’ll fall off the edge of the earth
LOL I AM FIRST?!
I guess I'm not going to fall off the edge of the earth
DAMN YALL FAST
We're doomed.
Internet
“Have you ever been outside?”
“I have the internet.
Why should I?” Sad times.
So accurate and sad
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch he got ratioed
♥️
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch i love god 🙏❤️
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch radio
*Misspells a word*
Internet debaters: So you have chosen L
waitwaitwait, the reply above me is 2 mins ago but the comment is 1 minute ago, my brain hurts
-The real commenters are people who don’t have a checkmark-
Hey when are you gonna grow a mooostache ?
@@andy-gamer yep
Hey wassup my lad. We met again
love how Howard asked Beluga what he was doing, and when Beluga tried to explain himself Howard just said "didn't ask", indeed sir you have created a 100% identical replica of the true discord server experience
You mean your toxic discord server
So what are you sin signaling for?
Repent to Jesus Christ
“Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.”
James 1:27 NIV
J
The guy above me is wrong
This is called beta male or, in our backyard, twittard.
I won btw
Dave is the type of person who can step in and ratio every person and win in a nanosecond. He has some amazing skills
"Have you ever been outside?"
"I have the internet"
LMAO
@@ok-jl7qo um dude, I ain't checking out your vids if I requires you to disrespect another yter.
@@ok-jl7qo Didn’t ask.
@@ok-jl7qo shut up and no you don’t
@@ok-jl7qo ur literally subbed to him
@@junyah4152 he's trolling
Can we just appreciate how Beluga finds the best profile pictures for his characters
ya hahha
Pristi
don't read my Profile PICTURE :))))))))))))))))
What about Dave? He doesn't have any.
Done 😃
Winning the battles of internet fights is like Lord of the Rings, an endless cycle of getting ratioed and passing on the crown
Dave looks like a very chill guy.
I’m pretty sure it’s Hecker but idk.
People on discord : says anything
Howard : I took that personally
Good ebening, M'lady.
ratio bozo
@@wikansaktianto9215 ebening ✨✨
@@wikansaktianto9215 evening*
@@wikansaktianto9215 i win
Fun fact: He told sbeve to go outside knowing it was raining.
No it wasn't raining + you're wrong + you're parents don't love you + you fell off + ratio + double ratio to humiliate you + triple ratio, so I win
@@napptus *fall
@maxify Thing is u don’t have any likes either
Ratio
@@napptus your parents*
Don't you just love when somebody says something that's incorrect in their argument, and then when you say it's invalid and can't be used to uphold the argument, they say they didn't ask? Like seriously!?!?
Me: states a fact
Internet debaters: So you have chosen death?
Beluga: Posts
Bots: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”
Ooff
Me no bot
Here before bots
Haha
This comment will have thousand of likes
I feel like this video comes from a deeper place in Beluga's heart. Definitely, this video is part of Beluga lore.
This is so accurate! This channel is one of the rare one where this hasn’t happened to me!
Someone: **miss spells**
Everyone: so you've chosen death
misspells*
@@lukesavitch4998 oh I don't think so
Misspells**
Capitalise 'so' aswell. I'm not just about spelling. I'm about grammar too.
@@DarlinOfficial Darling*
You mispelled your name
don't read my Profile PICTURE :))))))))))))))))
This video is the definition of “Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It’ll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it’s won anyway.”
You my friend have provided me with a quote that I shall reference for the rest of my days. Thank you.
@@nossea dew it
The internet is where most of the dumb people hangout.
Someone claims
I harrassed a girl
I like that book review.
can we just appreciate how accurate this video is
I love how everyone treats internet arguments like they're a game
@@will8573 counter ratio
@@Pabloremixx double counter Ratio
@@metagross6897 you can't i have more likes, I WIN
@@Pabloremixx nobody asked+ratio+L
U have already failed, child, you mustn't proceed ☕🗿
Sbeve: *correcting beluga's spelling*
Beluga: steve*
*destroyed*
lol
do you even know what sbeve is
Sbeve: Ratio
Beluga:NO
NO
NO
NO
@@dr.henrymiller5112 Dave*
@@tintinyoutube2787 dictionary go SMACK*
It’s funny when beluga says “it’s raining” and Howard “that’s your opinion” LOL
bro its all funny
It's so true though DX
Ah yes i did watch the video
😂😂😂
whats the song?
This is why I spend 5 minutes per sentence checking it over before pressing send.
Congratulations on 9 1/4 million subscribers, Beluga!
The moment you're winning an argument, they'll be scanning for any grammatically incorrect word and spew profanity the moment they find one.
facts
Ratio
Grammar police here just checking if there's any grammatical errors here, hmm ok you're all clear thanks for being nicw on your daily inspection.
@@emmalion1976 nicw moment
I'm gonna use ratio if things get hellish
Imagine how many broken teeth would exist if people argued like this in person
self defense classes and boxing gyms would make a fortune
@fnf baldi Not saying I would punch anyone, im unconfrontational.
@fnf baldi a new dead body has appeared today
ratio
Surgeon dentists be like: 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰
This was by far the funniest one I've seen. XD
Bot
this is a accurate replication of the frickin arguements now. back then it was throwing fair points and maybe using 1 or 2 bs reasons in there. now im pretty sure the fair points are just bs reasons now.
"Have you ever been outside? "
"I have the internet. Why should i? "
*Probably my two favourite lines so far*
@Bruh Bruh ok, but seriously, who asked spambot?
didn't ask + ratio
This describes me when I was 13
Favorite* I win
*favorite
Theory: this is why Sbeve always says: the earth is flat. He says this because he is living in a Minecraft world. In minecraft, circles do not exist. In minecraft there are so many types of worlds. One of these is the “flat world”. Probably Sbeve is living in a flat world of minecraft
ye make sense
ikr
box
lol
genius
Types of internet debaters :
- The nolife 40 yr old man who still lives with his parent.
- The 12 yr old with unsupervised internet use
- The Troll
Ratio
Internet Arguments are Just two Clowns Fighting, Therefore I'm a Clown
"I have internet, why go outside?"
My same sentiments regarding why I don't watch tv 😂
kr
RATIO
I- he’s got a point, you know.
@Bruh Bruh RATIO
@Bruh Bruh ratio
Someone: **writes something wrong**
Everyone: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Ratio
Please tell belga i want his among us am asking for days😬
@@Cheese-df4yh beluga*
I win.
@@itsfaego5983 L
You forgot a period, I win.
I literally relate way too hard.
These are barely even jokes anymore XD
2:09 literally me..
Literally me*
I won .
@@deepgamer5714 Nuh uh 🤫🧏
"why do meteors always land in craters?" lmao that one got me
@@ok-jl7qo I’m afraid that is not true, bud
@@ok-jl7qo Boi you literally can’t compare to Beluga🤨 You might as well be trolling
@@ok-jl7qo keep living in your bubble son. You're just jealous
@@ok-jl7qo yeah, Beluga is trash, what are you?
@@ok-jl7qo are you a bot? Literally YOU’VE SUBBED TO BELUGA LOL! AND YOU ARE SAYING YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM, I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!
Beluga: *pings everyone*
Pablo: *you my friend, have done a crime*
E
Nowadays comments are filled with Bots
@@BimlaKumari79 true
Nearly the whole reply thread is full of bots
@@MrJohn0fficial stop
Even more accurate if they start typing a paragraph
beluga never fails to make us laugh. ever. im proud to have belua as my no.1 fav utuber
"I have internet,Why go outside?"
*Most relatable thing I have ever heard in my life*
Beluga is fucking CRINGE :(
touch some grass
@@projectirelia1581 why u here then?
@@projectirelia1581 shut your mouth kid
@@ok-jl7qo some people never get views on their stupid content so they start writing bad comments in successful RUclipsrs comment box ,lol😂😂
Sbeve: "The earth is flat"
*Looks at his chin
Everybody: *"You know what else is flat?"*
@@staywithmesenpai 42
._.
@@noart7049 LOL
Let's see how may subs i can lose from this comment.
Current Subs: -69240
@@Tealen i like the number :)
@@Tealen you gained 69321 subs
this is my favorite beluga video
My go-to comeback for an insult online is just to reply "Correct." or "Affirmative."
*Howard Joins The Fight*
“Defeats Enemies With Correction”
*Dave Kicks In*
“Ratio Is Necessary”
*sbeve Drop Kick In*
“Earth Is Flat”
What is ratio
“Nothing you wear is more important than your smile.”
I am Hardworking Almost 2 years but didn't get any success 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
What is ratio btw
@@mr.ridzuanhandsome Just means something about a reply getting more likes and retweets than the original tweet it was tweeted at. (The internet exists. Use it)
"Have you ever been outside?"
"I have internet. Why should I ?"
- - No no, he's got a point
no he doesn’t
@@toxicpea3414 I mean internet provides almost everything for an average human except for social skills, you can order food, buy things from the internet and people will deliver it to you, and even knowledge and internet school, "have you ever been outside" isn't actually quite valid cause when we lived in caves we DIDN'T have to go outside at winter, like at all.
Ratio
@@mishagaming1075 that’s the energy of someone who doesn’t go outside. and we don’t live in caves anynore
@@toxicpea3414 Ik but still, the internet can quite sustain a person, the only thing it doesn't give is social skills.
I love watching a video about internet arguments, then looking in the replies of some comments, and seeing the exact same thing.
why does this genuinely remind me of one of my friends
Beluga: it's gonna rain!
Howard: No! It's your opinion!
The weather forecast: *that Cat is a God*
@Go To My Playlist ( Not Rickroll) no
@@ok-jl7qo Jost like ur exitcense
@@ok-jl7qo 😂
@@ok-jl7qo I could say the same about you
@@ok-jl7qo First u should go to school to learn some manners & to not tell that other youtuber's videos are trash for ur own subs. It was a typo so u don't need to fake around that ur smart if u actually aren't. 😒
"ma'am this is discord not a spelling bee" this had me rolling on the floor dying😂😂😭😭😭
Ikr 🤣
Wait you haven't heard of that before (not saying beluga isn't funny , he is funny in just surprised you haven't heard that joke atleast once other than now)
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“Outside I’m smiling”
“But inside I’m crying”
“ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”ytui
my name speak more facts than every have in world
Do you need an ambulance or
Howard is literally like someone I know from the school discord server I’m
in. Trolling me for no reason just to make himself look cool.
When Beluga said "Have you been outside?" I genuinly thought he was gonna say "Go touch some grass" lol
This is way more accurate than what they teach us In history class
Fr
@@knockit1983 Means France
I m curious
What do they teach?
(I always slept on history class)
@@velshyem2546 there’s some things in history that they ignore or usually lie about some of the time, I don’t really have any specific examples but it does happen a decent amount of times lmao
@@zeroaspect1759 oh lol
Beluga: * tries to convince people *
Random spelling mistake: *imma ruin this man's whole career*
lokb
“Nothing you wear is more important than your smile.”
mistake *
i win
mistake*
not an argument, but just wanted to tell you
edit: this entire reply section is bots and "mistake*"
I am Hardworking Almost 2 years but didn't get any success 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
> Barges into any discussion or argument
> Ratioes
> Refuses to elaborate further
"If you can't with his argument, mess with his spelling." 😂, for debates online.
Shadow the hedgehog while crossing his arms:
“Minor spelling mistake. I win.”
*doom music plays*
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ratio
I won
i win
@@cautiontoaster4947 you won
*Doom
I win.
dave: "ratio"
howard: **has a fricking meltdown and dies**
ratio
Lol
@Doofy1st of all: these discord videos r so fun to watch
2nd of all: fortnite is dead and no one would see a boring fortnite video from beluga
3rd of all: u only have 1 video and 1 sub and u say ur content is better LMAO.
4th of all: give up.
*Dave
I win.
@Doofy ratio + didn't ask
Now I want to try this
basic explanations to why earth is a glove: the earth is so big which makes the degree angles so small like if you rotated by 90 degrees only need to rotate it 4 times and 15 degrees 24 times to make full circle which makes earth rotate at like a 0.25 degree angle or less if you understand what i mean
I love how he brings back old characters like Sbeve.
ratio + didn't ask
@@mxldinix ratio+don't care
he has to or else his viewers will get bored.
@@fennec2996 *WHEEZE*
Howard trying to act all tough when you could quite literally land a plane on his nose
Barbara blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
jesus christ you destroyed him
@@bullet1160 now we win the argument
@@mariothedevil1537 don’t body shame.
@@JordanC100 i think this comment was a joke, have you heard of one?
more than half of the channel watched this video, proves that beluga's channel will never die (BELUGA OP)
He did a good job representing idiots who stay awake 24/7 trying to prove nothing.
Sbeve probably used to get an "F" for science. His science teacher wouldn't be very happy about him.
@The Note Nest Good point
He gets respect?
He's never been to in-person school cause he has never stepped outside. This dude probably had online classes all his life
Use* I win
He probably said the F was a misspelling and passed.
My humour is completely broken, i laugh like a physcopath when dave said "ratio"
*I laugh 😈😈
@@cikajoso6050 OH NO THE GRAMMAR NAZI ARE COMMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I didn't get it
@Tea Bag how about you just let the dude talk without making a big deal of how he spelt a super hard to spell word wrong, eh?
@@2008bunnybigenderflux Yeah he was joking though?
This cures my depression
Dave is god mode and
He literally made facts a language
Misspelling is like when your band suck but everyone blames the bassist
Mispelling*😎
@@gremlin_22 Ratio
@@lowceyn2875 L (idk if this is going to be a W)
@@lowceyn2875 L bozo 🥱
@@gremlin_22 your name is misspelled too
Should be Gremling
You know it's intense when the Squid Game music starts playing.
Time stamp, plz?
The part where Beluga syas that this isn't a spelling bee
Yaaas, shit get serious xd
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch uh hello ?
This video is gold 😂
Twitter users, when you show them middle school biology book (they apparently friggin love science): 0:55
Everyone: *depressed
Beluga: *uploads
Everyone: *instantly happy
@spainwithouthes In your dreams
@spainwithouthes She said is true
@spainwithouthes yes
@Feezxy who asked?
@Feezxy Get outta here bot
Dave is speaking the language of gods.
dont care + didn't ask + you fell off
tysm beluga for the heart ehehehehehehe
@Go To My Playlist ( Not Rickroll) dont care + didnt ask + you fell off
Comments filled with bots
lol
Dragon ball reference
This video taught me the word “ratio” now I use it everyday in school and life
“What language are you speaking?”
*shows twitter*
Conclusion: The only way to fight back in Text war is...
Correct the enemy spelling mistakes and type "I win" 😎
Not really, also you put a capital letter on text when it wasn't neither a noun or start of sentence, I win.
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 You put a double negative by saying the phrase "wasn't neither", I win.
@@bluelover3749 fuuuuu
@@bluelover3749 Wait did you just say by saying *the phrase*? Wasn't that unnecessary for the text?
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 You said," Wait did you just say by saying *the phrase*?" I win.
Beluga: Have you ever been outside
Sbeve: I have the internet, why should I?
This is an argument that I can't fight back
wat is ratio i dont use twitter so if u can plz tell me :)
@@ShubhamPatil-wb8jq ratio
@@ShubhamPatil-wb8jq I can't explain it well (I don’t use Twitter too.), but "ratio" is that moment when the original comment says something stupid and after that some random mf says ratio and gets way more likes than the original comment. This is what I got to understand from a youtube comment.
@@MARI_01_03 thanks
*dies from lack of vitamin d
Howard And Sbeve Are Like Every Single Person Who Wants Me To Stop Capitalizing Every Word, But That's Just My Type Of Letter
bro that sound effect at the end freaked me out I thought someone was in a vc w me all along
Beluga: Hey guys, I think it’s a bout to rain.
Everyone: *I won*
Edit: holy mudaducking flying taco rainbows! How did this get so much likes?!
About* I win
@@bfpixel12yearsago39 ratio
@Joehan Samuel Walker *win
I win.
@@HK-07 ratio
@@kakulmeow counter ratio + you fell off
this is easily the most relatable thing beluga has ever made
Lol ikr
Not but really what does ratio ing even mean
@Doofy who asked
@Doofy Ratio
@Doofy ?
when beluga pings pablo: dont ping me
when others pings pablo: *S i l e n c e*
This is literally my guidance counselor
Plot twist: Howard is the one who does the forecast and put 99% and he thinks that one percent is more likely
@MISHAN 🅥 beluga isn't even a blogger idiot.
@Doofy no
So he is a dream stan
I am Hardworking Almost 2 years but didn't get any success 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
"I have the internet. Why should I?"
The best way to answer "why don't you go outside?"
haha omg so funny. Literally who asked?
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB stfu
Perfect comeback for touch grass.
0:28 I’m surprised Howard didn’t declare himself the winner of that argument after Beluga’s “Raining” typo.
this video went on for me automatically by autoplay and I thought I was getting spammed discord notifications. I was so confused on till I heard the music. lol
this is like a whole universe
note: WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS RAINING IT STARTED RAINING ASDFGHJKL
I am back:
This*
@@Cube_LePixel what
@@Cube_LePixel Ratio.
I won.
Hi TimXD, XD here
istg, Beluga’s Netflix series would be as popular as squid game.
Yeh
Cap
Ofc
True.
Yup
So many nice types of internet user
Chronically online moment
1:18
Dave: Everyone i won
1:20
Everyone: Well, yeah we are listening to you.
Its perfect how the Avengers theme played during Sbeve's return: Because it really was the Endgame level return
Ratio.
he should say "how is conversation a game" or "how can you even win a conversation"
how to win a internet argument:
1. say no u everytime he says something
2. wait for him to misspell a word
3. correct that word
and boom you now have won the argument
This actually happened to me. I was arguing with this guy and even though he was clearly wrong, he still pressed on to the point where he wound up threatening me. A couple of hours later, he left the server lmao.
ratio xd ?
@@jeanneymar2390 I guess lol
@@jeanneymar2390 you lost.
@@CheezyChazzy 😔
@@bonk4225 ?? I wasn't Ratioing though?
I feel unsafe now
cool
Don’t Care + Didn’t Ask + You fell off + Ratio
I'm offended
kren
@@spectral282mcoc You forgot the period meaning I win this confrontation.
Me:
"I like walls."
Everybody who's ever logged on to twitter:
👁
Love how vietnam just popped up in the buzzfead