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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  3 года назад +17384

    Subscribe or you’ll fall off the edge of the earth

    • @bob-bob69
      @bob-bob69 3 года назад +497

      LOL I AM FIRST?!

    • @entirelyftbll
      @entirelyftbll 3 года назад +92

      I guess I'm not going to fall off the edge of the earth

    • @s.e.a6517
      @s.e.a6517 3 года назад +38

      DAMN YALL FAST

    • @LeventK
      @LeventK 3 года назад +25

      We're doomed.

    • @TASC-DocMain
      @TASC-DocMain 3 года назад +10

      Internet

  • @AmanStudios
    @AmanStudios 3 года назад +14684

    Can we just appreciate how Beluga finds the best profile pictures for his characters

  • @intervein1
    @intervein1 3 года назад +4010

    “Have you ever been outside?”
    “I have the internet.
    Why should I?” Sad times.

    • @jonyythetryhrd
      @jonyythetryhrd 3 года назад +50

      So accurate and sad

    • @minagaming2278
      @minagaming2278 3 года назад +7

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch he got ratioed

    • @__mk1194
      @__mk1194 3 года назад +3

      ♥️

    • @micro5298
      @micro5298 3 года назад +16

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch i love god 🙏❤️

    • @OldLiquor1488
      @OldLiquor1488 3 года назад +13

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch radio

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +7028

    *Misspells a word*
    Internet debaters: So you have chosen L

    • @Whazaw
      @Whazaw 3 года назад +172

      waitwaitwait, the reply above me is 2 mins ago but the comment is 1 minute ago, my brain hurts

    • @andy-gamer
      @andy-gamer 3 года назад +72

      -The real commenters are people who don’t have a checkmark-

    • @AK-vj9uu
      @AK-vj9uu 3 года назад +22

      Hey when are you gonna grow a mooostache ?

    • @AK-vj9uu
      @AK-vj9uu 3 года назад +8

      @@andy-gamer yep

    • @FactusCactus
      @FactusCactus 3 года назад +4

      Hey wassup my lad. We met again

  • @Drip_Wooper
    @Drip_Wooper 3 года назад +670

    love how Howard asked Beluga what he was doing, and when Beluga tried to explain himself Howard just said "didn't ask", indeed sir you have created a 100% identical replica of the true discord server experience

  • @DEVIL-vo8xz
    @DEVIL-vo8xz 3 года назад +1791

    People on discord : says anything
    Howard : I took that personally

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 3 года назад +8

      Good ebening, M'lady.

    • @atharv8462
      @atharv8462 3 года назад +2

      ratio bozo

    • @ezgi8022
      @ezgi8022 3 года назад +3

      @@wikansaktianto9215 ebening ✨✨

    • @carrabian
      @carrabian 3 года назад

      @@wikansaktianto9215 evening*

    • @carrabian
      @carrabian 3 года назад +2

      @@wikansaktianto9215 i win

  • @neil7186
    @neil7186 3 года назад +717

    "Have you ever been outside?"
    "I have the internet"
    LMAO

    • @kakarotorgoku2481
      @kakarotorgoku2481 3 года назад +39

      @@ok-70707 um dude, I ain't checking out your vids if I requires you to disrespect another yter.

    • @mrgee8447
      @mrgee8447 3 года назад +1

      @@ok-70707 Didn’t ask.

    • @junyah4152
      @junyah4152 3 года назад

      @@ok-70707 shut up and no you don’t

    • @junyah4152
      @junyah4152 3 года назад +3

      @@ok-70707 ur literally subbed to him

    • @okuyasunijimura7736
      @okuyasunijimura7736 3 года назад

      @@junyah4152 he's trolling

  • @completeform_zygarde
    @completeform_zygarde 2 года назад +29

    Dave is the type of person who can step in and ratio every person and win in a nanosecond. He has some amazing skills

  • @overwhelmed9589
    @overwhelmed9589 3 года назад +3583

    Fun fact: He told sbeve to go outside knowing it was raining.

    • @napptus
      @napptus 3 года назад +369

      No it wasn't raining + you're wrong + you're parents don't love you + you fell off + ratio + double ratio to humiliate you + triple ratio, so I win

    • @KrmalDemonbyKhlon
      @KrmalDemonbyKhlon 3 года назад +30

      @@napptus *fall

    • @KrmalDemonbyKhlon
      @KrmalDemonbyKhlon 3 года назад +18

      @maxify Thing is u don’t have any likes either

    • @tac5780
      @tac5780 3 года назад +14

      Ratio

    • @deivisony
      @deivisony 3 года назад +16

      @@napptus your parents*

  • @rort1
    @rort1 3 года назад +2298

    It’s funny when beluga says “it’s raining” and Howard “that’s your opinion” LOL

  • @far9843
    @far9843 3 года назад +405

    "Have you ever been outside? "
    "I have the internet. Why should i? "
    *Probably my two favourite lines so far*

  • @devsquares2331
    @devsquares2331 2 года назад +12

    Winning the battles of internet fights is like Lord of the Rings, an endless cycle of getting ratioed and passing on the crown

  • @strawberry_200
    @strawberry_200 3 года назад +1507

    Theory: this is why Sbeve always says: the earth is flat. He says this because he is living in a Minecraft world. In minecraft, circles do not exist. In minecraft there are so many types of worlds. One of these is the “flat world”. Probably Sbeve is living in a flat world of minecraft

  • @tonycallme3667
    @tonycallme3667 3 года назад +509

    The moment you're winning an argument, they'll be scanning for any grammatically incorrect word and spew profanity the moment they find one.

    • @gabrielaravena7224
      @gabrielaravena7224 3 года назад +11

      facts

    • @matiaszanier6223
      @matiaszanier6223 3 года назад +38

      Ratio

    • @emmalion1976
      @emmalion1976 3 года назад +19

      Grammar police here just checking if there's any grammatical errors here, hmm ok you're all clear thanks for being nicw on your daily inspection.

    • @AKAGIRDSNS
      @AKAGIRDSNS 3 года назад +13

      @@emmalion1976 nicw moment

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 3 года назад +3

      I'm gonna use ratio if things get hellish

  • @caseminotaur5182
    @caseminotaur5182 3 года назад +548

    This video is the definition of “Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It’ll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it’s won anyway.”

    • @nossea
      @nossea 3 года назад +49

      You my friend have provided me with a quote that I shall reference for the rest of my days. Thank you.

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb 3 года назад +2

      @@nossea dew it

    • @Kumorini
      @Kumorini 3 года назад +11

      The internet is where most of the dumb people hangout.

    • @nabeeljawwad
      @nabeeljawwad 3 года назад +1

      Someone claims
      I harrassed a girl

    • @PlanetClassroom
      @PlanetClassroom 3 года назад +1

      I like that book review.

  • @YourAverageProgrammer1
    @YourAverageProgrammer1 Год назад +3

    Don't you just love when somebody says something that's incorrect in their argument, and then when you say it's invalid and can't be used to uphold the argument, they say they didn't ask? Like seriously!?!?

    • @GG22n
      @GG22n 7 месяцев назад

      Didn't ask + I won.

  • @moonlightuwu3252
    @moonlightuwu3252 3 года назад +1509

    Beluga: Posts
    Bots: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

  • @baldi-wankenobi5167
    @baldi-wankenobi5167 3 года назад +848

    Someone: **miss spells**
    Everyone: so you've chosen death

    • @lukesavitch4998
      @lukesavitch4998 3 года назад +52

      misspells*

    • @baldi-wankenobi5167
      @baldi-wankenobi5167 3 года назад +37

      @@lukesavitch4998 oh I don't think so

    • @DarlinOfficial
      @DarlinOfficial 3 года назад +12

      Misspells**
      Capitalise 'so' aswell. I'm not just about spelling. I'm about grammar too.

    • @baldi-wankenobi5167
      @baldi-wankenobi5167 3 года назад +34

      @@DarlinOfficial Darling*
      You mispelled your name

    • @dont3675
      @dont3675 3 года назад +1

      don't read my Profile PICTURE :))))))))))))))))

  • @Alex66619
    @Alex66619 3 года назад +631

    Someone: **writes something wrong**
    Everyone: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @papalagoon3959
    @papalagoon3959 3 года назад +14

    Dave looks like a very chill guy.

    • @EAS__
      @EAS__ 2 года назад

      I’m pretty sure it’s Hecker but idk.

  • @SirCatsal0t
    @SirCatsal0t 3 года назад +837

    Imagine how many broken teeth would exist if people argued like this in person

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад +89

      self defense classes and boxing gyms would make a fortune

    • @SirCatsal0t
      @SirCatsal0t 3 года назад +26

      @fnf baldi Not saying I would punch anyone, im unconfrontational.

    • @blidea9191
      @blidea9191 3 года назад +27

      @fnf baldi a new dead body has appeared today

    • @papycoimainq.9770
      @papycoimainq.9770 3 года назад +4

      ratio

    • @Sachicodao
      @Sachicodao 3 года назад +15

      Surgeon dentists be like: 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰

  • @EndSus
    @EndSus 3 года назад +656

    "I have internet, why go outside?"
    My same sentiments regarding why I don't watch tv 😂

  • @BudgetFilms5714
    @BudgetFilms5714 3 года назад +829

    Sbeve: "The earth is flat"
    *Looks at his chin
    Everybody: *"You know what else is flat?"*

    • @noart7049
      @noart7049 3 года назад +23

      @@staywithmesenpai 42
      ._.

    • @Tealen
      @Tealen 3 года назад +3

      @@noart7049 LOL

    • @Tealen
      @Tealen 3 года назад +14

      Let's see how may subs i can lose from this comment.
      Current Subs: -69240

    • @CLX-WanZy
      @CLX-WanZy 3 года назад +5

      @@Tealen i like the number :)

    • @danio1864
      @danio1864 3 года назад +1

      @@Tealen you gained 69321 subs

  • @creeperfamily1850
    @creeperfamily1850 2 года назад +3

    Me: states a fact
    Internet debaters: So you have chosen death?

  • @holyspirit4810
    @holyspirit4810 3 года назад +870

    "Have you ever been outside?"
    "I have internet. Why should I ?"
    - - No no, he's got a point

    • @toxicpea3414
      @toxicpea3414 3 года назад +10

      no he doesn’t

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 3 года назад +25

      @@toxicpea3414 I mean internet provides almost everything for an average human except for social skills, you can order food, buy things from the internet and people will deliver it to you, and even knowledge and internet school, "have you ever been outside" isn't actually quite valid cause when we lived in caves we DIDN'T have to go outside at winter, like at all.

    • @ancient7716
      @ancient7716 3 года назад +13

      Ratio

    • @toxicpea3414
      @toxicpea3414 3 года назад +9

      @@mishagaming1075 that’s the energy of someone who doesn’t go outside. and we don’t live in caves anynore

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 3 года назад +15

      @@toxicpea3414 Ik but still, the internet can quite sustain a person, the only thing it doesn't give is social skills.

  • @enerjonsuperrr
    @enerjonsuperrr 3 года назад +367

    *Howard Joins The Fight*
    “Defeats Enemies With Correction”
    *Dave Kicks In*
    “Ratio Is Necessary”
    *sbeve Drop Kick In*
    “Earth Is Flat”

    • @Desi.Superman
      @Desi.Superman 3 года назад +1

      What is ratio

    • @playerbhai8022
      @playerbhai8022 3 года назад

      “Nothing you wear is more important than your smile.”

    • @JNHHGaming
      @JNHHGaming 3 года назад

      I am Hardworking Almost 2 years but didn't get any success 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

    • @mr.ridzuanhandsome
      @mr.ridzuanhandsome 3 года назад +1

      What is ratio btw

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 3 года назад +2

      @@mr.ridzuanhandsome Just means something about a reply getting more likes and retweets than the original tweet it was tweeted at. (The internet exists. Use it)

  • @RAGEINDIGO
    @RAGEINDIGO 3 года назад +153

    Beluga: it's gonna rain!
    Howard: No! It's your opinion!
    The weather forecast: *that Cat is a God*

    • @kurosaki_ichigo89
      @kurosaki_ichigo89 3 года назад +3

      @Go To My Playlist ( Not Rickroll) no

    • @raiyanfarissyazwan7156
      @raiyanfarissyazwan7156 3 года назад

      @@ok-70707 Jost like ur exitcense

    • @zenkaiforms
      @zenkaiforms 3 года назад

      @@ok-70707 😂

    • @zenkaiforms
      @zenkaiforms 3 года назад

      @@ok-70707 I could say the same about you

    • @ms.burger8525
      @ms.burger8525 3 года назад

      @@ok-70707 First u should go to school to learn some manners & to not tell that other youtuber's videos are trash for ur own subs. It was a typo so u don't need to fake around that ur smart if u actually aren't. 😒

  • @randomness.stupidness
    @randomness.stupidness 2 года назад +7

    can we just appreciate how accurate this video is

  • @xboxdonut1886
    @xboxdonut1886 3 года назад +542

    Shadow the hedgehog while crossing his arms:
    “Minor spelling mistake. I win.”
    *doom music plays*

  • @siegmeyerofcatarina4176
    @siegmeyerofcatarina4176 3 года назад +431

    "why do meteors always land in craters?" lmao that one got me

    • @trustedknight5829
      @trustedknight5829 3 года назад +33

      @@ok-70707 I’m afraid that is not true, bud

    • @Idk-he2gz
      @Idk-he2gz 3 года назад +18

      @@ok-70707 Boi you literally can’t compare to Beluga🤨 You might as well be trolling

    • @foxi9009
      @foxi9009 3 года назад +10

      @@ok-70707 keep living in your bubble son. You're just jealous

    • @SavirsWorldofFun
      @SavirsWorldofFun 3 года назад +3

      @@ok-70707 yeah, Beluga is trash, what are you?

    • @SavirsWorldofFun
      @SavirsWorldofFun 3 года назад +3

      @@ok-70707 are you a bot? Literally YOU’VE SUBBED TO BELUGA LOL! AND YOU ARE SAYING YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM, I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!

  • @zeroaspect1759
    @zeroaspect1759 3 года назад +591

    This is way more accurate than what they teach us In history class

    • @knockit1983
      @knockit1983 3 года назад +2

      Fr

    • @apologize9911
      @apologize9911 3 года назад +1

      @@knockit1983 Means France

    • @velshyem2546
      @velshyem2546 3 года назад +3

      I m curious
      What do they teach?
      (I always slept on history class)

    • @zeroaspect1759
      @zeroaspect1759 3 года назад

      @@velshyem2546 there’s some things in history that they ignore or usually lie about some of the time, I don’t really have any specific examples but it does happen a decent amount of times lmao

    • @velshyem2546
      @velshyem2546 3 года назад

      @@zeroaspect1759 oh lol

  • @palea1335
    @palea1335 3 года назад +3

    I feel like this video comes from a deeper place in Beluga's heart. Definitely, this video is part of Beluga lore.

  • @nuclearmemes3994
    @nuclearmemes3994 3 года назад +274

    Beluga: * tries to convince people *
    Random spelling mistake: *imma ruin this man's whole career*

    • @slosandwich7287
      @slosandwich7287 3 года назад

      lokb

    • @playerbhai8022
      @playerbhai8022 3 года назад

      “Nothing you wear is more important than your smile.”

    • @herikrocha9916
      @herikrocha9916 3 года назад +7

      mistake *
      i win

    • @numberenderdude3461
      @numberenderdude3461 3 года назад +2

      mistake*
      not an argument, but just wanted to tell you
      edit: this entire reply section is bots and "mistake*"

    • @JNHHGaming
      @JNHHGaming 3 года назад

      I am Hardworking Almost 2 years but didn't get any success 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

  • @Happ-iest
    @Happ-iest 3 года назад +251

    "I have internet,Why go outside?"
    *Most relatable thing I have ever heard in my life*

    • @projectirelia1581
      @projectirelia1581 3 года назад

      Beluga is fucking CRINGE :(

    • @Walrus5
      @Walrus5 3 года назад +2

      touch some grass

    • @realinfinity620
      @realinfinity620 3 года назад +6

      @@projectirelia1581 why u here then?

    • @jyotinokram655
      @jyotinokram655 3 года назад +3

      @@projectirelia1581 shut your mouth kid

    • @devilgamer0873
      @devilgamer0873 3 года назад +5

      @@ok-70707 some people never get views on their stupid content so they start writing bad comments in successful RUclipsrs comment box ,lol😂😂

  • @spongesrandomposts4113
    @spongesrandomposts4113 3 года назад +462

    Beluga: Hey guys, I think it’s a bout to rain.
    Everyone: *I won*
    Edit: holy mudaducking flying taco rainbows! How did this get so much likes?!

    • @bfpixel12yearsago39
      @bfpixel12yearsago39 3 года назад +12

      About* I win

    • @1337_Lore
      @1337_Lore 3 года назад +28

      @@bfpixel12yearsago39 ratio

    • @HK-07
      @HK-07 3 года назад +8

      @Joehan Samuel Walker *win
      I win.

    • @kakulmeow
      @kakulmeow 3 года назад +13

      @@HK-07 ratio

    • @nut_105
      @nut_105 3 года назад +8

      @@kakulmeow counter ratio + you fell off

  • @charact6165
    @charact6165 2 года назад +1

    I love watching a video about internet arguments, then looking in the replies of some comments, and seeing the exact same thing.

  • @RAGEINDIGO
    @RAGEINDIGO 3 года назад +203

    Beluga: *pings everyone*
    Pablo: *you my friend, have done a crime*

  • @supremecat1298
    @supremecat1298 3 года назад +641

    Sbeve probably used to get an "F" for science. His science teacher wouldn't be very happy about him.

    • @supremecat1298
      @supremecat1298 3 года назад +9

      @The Note Nest Good point

    • @alnaskabeer1361
      @alnaskabeer1361 3 года назад +5

      He gets respect?

    • @Aphyxl
      @Aphyxl 3 года назад +7

      He's never been to in-person school cause he has never stepped outside. This dude probably had online classes all his life

    • @brej0001
      @brej0001 3 года назад

      Use* I win

    • @ThatOneGuy-se5rg
      @ThatOneGuy-se5rg 3 года назад

      He probably said the F was a misspelling and passed.

  • @hsxd4697
    @hsxd4697 3 года назад +135

    I love how he brings back old characters like Sbeve.

    • @Jzv1d
      @Jzv1d 3 года назад +6

      ratio + didn't ask

    • @bruhloloof9894
      @bruhloloof9894 3 года назад +2

      @@Jzv1d ratio+don't care

    • @fennec2996
      @fennec2996 3 года назад +3

      he has to or else his viewers will get bored.

    • @huggywuggy2882
      @huggywuggy2882 3 года назад

      @@fennec2996 *WHEEZE*

  • @commanderknee3821
    @commanderknee3821 2 года назад +1

    Twitter users, when you show them middle school biology book (they apparently friggin love science): 0:55

  • @AlphaJ-Dubz
    @AlphaJ-Dubz 3 года назад +42

    1:18
    Dave: Everyone i won
    1:20
    Everyone: Well, yeah we are listening to you.

  • @Lujainnahmedd
    @Lujainnahmedd 3 года назад +78

    "ma'am this is discord not a spelling bee" this had me rolling on the floor dying😂😂😭😭😭

    • @rjstandsforrapjin
      @rjstandsforrapjin 3 года назад

      Ikr 🤣

    • @vocacola
      @vocacola 3 года назад +1

      Wait you haven't heard of that before (not saying beluga isn't funny , he is funny in just surprised you haven't heard that joke atleast once other than now)

    • @slosandwich7287
      @slosandwich7287 3 года назад

      “Roses are red”
      “Violets are blue”
      “Outside I’m smiling”
      “But inside I’m crying”
      “ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”ytui

    • @iexposedthisidiotpersononm1935
      @iexposedthisidiotpersononm1935 3 года назад

      my name speak more facts than every have in world

    • @Nils_61
      @Nils_61 3 года назад

      Do you need an ambulance or

  • @Senzawa69
    @Senzawa69 3 года назад +405

    Beluga: Have you ever been outside
    Sbeve: I have the internet, why should I?
    This is an argument that I can't fight back

    • @ShubhamPatil-wb8jq
      @ShubhamPatil-wb8jq 3 года назад +9

      wat is ratio i dont use twitter so if u can plz tell me :)

    • @5ilovedog701
      @5ilovedog701 3 года назад +32

      @@ShubhamPatil-wb8jq ratio

    • @cherielovingly
      @cherielovingly 3 года назад +29

      @@ShubhamPatil-wb8jq I can't explain it well (I don’t use Twitter too.), but "ratio" is that moment when the original comment says something stupid and after that some random mf says ratio and gets way more likes than the original comment. This is what I got to understand from a youtube comment.

    • @ShubhamPatil-wb8jq
      @ShubhamPatil-wb8jq 3 года назад +3

      @@cherielovingly thanks

    • @mercamia
      @mercamia 3 года назад +4

      *dies from lack of vitamin d

  • @BimmerWon
    @BimmerWon 2 года назад +1

    This is why I spend 5 minutes per sentence checking it over before pressing send.

  • @NuttyMarino
    @NuttyMarino 3 года назад +181

    My humour is completely broken, i laugh like a physcopath when dave said "ratio"

    • @cikajoso6050
      @cikajoso6050 3 года назад +12

      *I laugh 😈😈

    • @NuttyMarino
      @NuttyMarino 3 года назад +11

      @@cikajoso6050 OH NO THE GRAMMAR NAZI ARE COMMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Bunnybigenderflux
      @Bunnybigenderflux 3 года назад +2

      I didn't get it

    • @Bunnybigenderflux
      @Bunnybigenderflux 3 года назад +6

      @Tea Bag how about you just let the dude talk without making a big deal of how he spelt a super hard to spell word wrong, eh?

    • @themovieaminecraft6853
      @themovieaminecraft6853 3 года назад +2

      @@Bunnybigenderflux Yeah he was joking though?

  • @mariothedevil1537
    @mariothedevil1537 3 года назад +288

    Howard trying to act all tough when you could quite literally land a plane on his nose

    • @kbmonti
      @kbmonti 3 года назад +1

      Barbara blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

    • @bullettrain51
      @bullettrain51 3 года назад +10

      jesus christ you destroyed him

    • @mariothedevil1537
      @mariothedevil1537 3 года назад +3

      @@bullettrain51 now we win the argument

    • @JordanC100
      @JordanC100 3 года назад +3

      @@mariothedevil1537 don’t body shame.

    • @amberrr2
      @amberrr2 3 года назад +4

      @@JordanC100 i think this comment was a joke, have you heard of one?

  • @PokemonAssemble
    @PokemonAssemble 3 года назад +610

    Imagine Beluga using Ankha Zone Music XD

  • @xrenegade87xchannel88
    @xrenegade87xchannel88 2 года назад +7

    I love how everyone treats internet arguments like they're a game

    • @Pabloremixx
      @Pabloremixx 2 года назад +3

      @@will8573 counter ratio

    • @Real_cinderace
      @Real_cinderace 2 года назад +1

      @@Pabloremixx double counter Ratio

    • @Pabloremixx
      @Pabloremixx 2 года назад +1

      @@Real_cinderace you can't i have more likes, I WIN

    • @Real_cinderace
      @Real_cinderace 2 года назад +1

      @@Pabloremixx nobody asked+ratio+L

    • @Pabloremixx
      @Pabloremixx 2 года назад +1

      U have already failed, child, you mustn't proceed ☕🗿

  • @ranbo0
    @ranbo0 3 года назад +71

    dave: "ratio"
    howard: **has a fricking meltdown and dies**

    • @v627_ins
      @v627_ins 3 года назад +3

      ratio

    • @grahh__lol
      @grahh__lol 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @hw-mp2bh
      @hw-mp2bh 3 года назад +3

      @Doofy1st of all: these discord videos r so fun to watch
      2nd of all: fortnite is dead and no one would see a boring fortnite video from beluga
      3rd of all: u only have 1 video and 1 sub and u say ur content is better LMAO.
      4th of all: give up.

    • @vocacola
      @vocacola 3 года назад

      *Dave
      I win.

    • @cherryppoppo
      @cherryppoppo 3 года назад

      @Doofy ratio + didn't ask

  • @frostyfrostwings
    @frostyfrostwings 3 года назад +394

    You know it's intense when the Squid Game music starts playing.

    • @md.serajulislam3490
      @md.serajulislam3490 3 года назад +7

      Time stamp, plz?

    • @Nilaksh_Das
      @Nilaksh_Das 3 года назад +1

      The part where Beluga syas that this isn't a spelling bee

    • @wkurwionygunius
      @wkurwionygunius 3 года назад +1

      Yaaas, shit get serious xd

    • @bruhoxygen6273
      @bruhoxygen6273 3 года назад +3

      GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD

    • @bruhoxygen6273
      @bruhoxygen6273 3 года назад +4

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch uh hello ?

  • @thehypothetical.
    @thehypothetical. 3 года назад +55

    Everyone: *depressed
    Beluga: *uploads
    Everyone: *instantly happy

  • @kevindavis8175
    @kevindavis8175 Год назад

    This is so accurate! This channel is one of the rare one where this hasn’t happened to me!

  • @maybeatim
    @maybeatim 3 года назад +224

    this is like a whole universe
    note: WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS RAINING IT STARTED RAINING ASDFGHJKL

    • @daveum
      @daveum 3 года назад +2

      I am back:

    • @Cube_LePixel
      @Cube_LePixel 3 года назад +1

      This*

    • @daveum
      @daveum 3 года назад

      @@Cube_LePixel what

    • @Mulan-s4c
      @Mulan-s4c 3 года назад +9

      @@Cube_LePixel Ratio.
      I won.

    • @ImmaWrongdoer
      @ImmaWrongdoer 3 года назад

      Hi TimXD, XD here

  • @senipenselaku5261
    @senipenselaku5261 3 года назад +360

    Conclusion: The only way to fight back in Text war is...
    Correct the enemy spelling mistakes and type "I win" 😎

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 3 года назад +5

      Not really, also you put a capital letter on text when it wasn't neither a noun or start of sentence, I win.

    • @bluelover3749
      @bluelover3749 3 года назад +5

      @@jellymatsuryuka6853 You put a double negative by saying the phrase "wasn't neither", I win.

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 3 года назад +1

      @@bluelover3749 fuuuuu

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 3 года назад +1

      @@bluelover3749 Wait did you just say by saying *the phrase*? Wasn't that unnecessary for the text?

    • @ashbrothers1020
      @ashbrothers1020 3 года назад +1

      @@jellymatsuryuka6853 You said," Wait did you just say by saying *the phrase*?" I win.

  • @baldi-wankenobi5167
    @baldi-wankenobi5167 3 года назад +79

    Misspelling is like when your band suck but everyone blames the bassist

    • @gremlin_22
      @gremlin_22 3 года назад +4

      Mispelling*😎

    • @lowceyn2875
      @lowceyn2875 3 года назад +8

      @@gremlin_22 Ratio

    • @carljohnson2146
      @carljohnson2146 3 года назад

      @@lowceyn2875 L (idk if this is going to be a W)

    • @gremlin_22
      @gremlin_22 3 года назад

      @@lowceyn2875 L bozo 🥱

    • @baldi-wankenobi5167
      @baldi-wankenobi5167 3 года назад +1

      @@gremlin_22 your name is misspelled too
      Should be Gremling

  • @clashoclan3371
    @clashoclan3371 2 года назад +1

    Types of internet debaters :
    - The nolife 40 yr old man who still lives with his parent.
    - The 12 yr old with unsupervised internet use
    - The Troll

  • @DylanTale_Edits
    @DylanTale_Edits 3 года назад +181

    This actually happened to me. I was arguing with this guy and even though he was clearly wrong, he still pressed on to the point where he wound up threatening me. A couple of hours later, he left the server lmao.

  • @maggaming661
    @maggaming661 3 года назад +60

    Plot twist: Howard is the one who does the forecast and put 99% and he thinks that one percent is more likely

    • @idkwhattoputhere.9891
      @idkwhattoputhere.9891 3 года назад +1

      @MISHAN 🅥 beluga isn't even a blogger idiot.

    • @idkwhattoputhere.9891
      @idkwhattoputhere.9891 3 года назад

      @Doofy no

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 3 года назад

      So he is a dream stan

    • @JNHHGaming
      @JNHHGaming 3 года назад

      I am Hardworking Almost 2 years but didn't get any success 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

  • @__SunFlow__
    @__SunFlow__ 3 года назад +36

    "I have the internet. Why should I?"
    The best way to answer "why don't you go outside?"

    • @messitolakers7231
      @messitolakers7231 3 года назад +1

      haha omg so funny. Literally who asked?

    • @messitolakers7231
      @messitolakers7231 3 года назад +1

      @KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB stfu

    • @Tinkerツ
      @Tinkerツ 3 года назад

      Perfect comeback for touch grass.

  • @yaLocal_Kaz
    @yaLocal_Kaz 2 года назад +1

    Even more accurate if they start typing a paragraph

  • @LeventK
    @LeventK 3 года назад +92

    Dave is speaking the language of gods.

    • @-why
      @-why 3 года назад +5

      dont care + didn't ask + you fell off
      tysm beluga for the heart ehehehehehehe

    • @-why
      @-why 3 года назад +8

      @Go To My Playlist ( Not Rickroll) dont care + didnt ask + you fell off

    • @footyzone7077
      @footyzone7077 3 года назад +2

      Comments filled with bots

    • @slosandwich7287
      @slosandwich7287 3 года назад

      lol

    • @theycallmeflipper4515
      @theycallmeflipper4515 3 года назад

      Dragon ball reference

  • @SantoshPatel-jg7jw
    @SantoshPatel-jg7jw 3 года назад +188

    I can't describe how incredibly accurate it is.
    (edit) Bruh this comment is getting WAY more likes than i thought.

    • @Insertregret
      @Insertregret 3 года назад +5

      Fr, whenever i get into arguments if the other person is gonna loose they aim for my spelling it's honestly so annoying.

    • @utsusu6614
      @utsusu6614 3 года назад +3

      Dont care + ratio

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 года назад

      YES

    • @staywithmesenpai
      @staywithmesenpai 3 года назад

      Let's see how many subs i can gain from this comment.
      Current Subs: 45

    • @pooh4900
      @pooh4900 3 года назад +2

      @@utsusu6614 Didn't ask + Don't care + Ratio

  • @klpzxy
    @klpzxy 3 года назад +59

    this is easily the most relatable thing beluga has ever made

  • @liftsurfer52
    @liftsurfer52 2 года назад +3

    Congratulations on 9 1/4 million subscribers, Beluga!

  • @OsmanthusWineZhongli
    @OsmanthusWineZhongli 3 года назад +84

    “Changing the topic?”
    “NO.”
    “Didn’t ask.”
    .
    .
    .
    “I win”
    (Bruh, this is some Philippine politics discussions rn).

  • @Star-wb2ov
    @Star-wb2ov 3 года назад +43

    Its perfect how the Avengers theme played during Sbeve's return: Because it really was the Endgame level return

  • @FakerUp
    @FakerUp 3 года назад +63

    I feel unsafe now

    • @ddeva
      @ddeva 3 года назад

      cool

    • @sk1lloriginalz
      @sk1lloriginalz 3 года назад +6

      Don’t Care + Didn’t Ask + You fell off + Ratio

    • @spectral282mcoc
      @spectral282mcoc 3 года назад +2

      I'm offended

    • @minecraft-hw7kh
      @minecraft-hw7kh 3 года назад +1

      kren

    • @QibIi
      @QibIi 3 года назад

      @@spectral282mcoc You forgot the period meaning I win this confrontation.

  • @karmaakabane8261
    @karmaakabane8261 2 года назад

    > Barges into any discussion or argument
    > Ratioes
    > Refuses to elaborate further

  • @AdityaSingh-ub7jw
    @AdityaSingh-ub7jw 3 года назад +57

    istg, Beluga’s Netflix series would be as popular as squid game.

  • @jujufan4208
    @jujufan4208 3 года назад +62

    "'Beluga never fails to make us laugh'"
    Literally every bot right now "
    Literally every bot right now

  • @dunnydunn500
    @dunnydunn500 3 года назад +153

    "It's hard to argue with a smart person. Its even harder to argue with a dumb person."
    - oogway

    • @Killer36661
      @Killer36661 3 года назад +2

      "Its hard to argue with a smart person. Its even harder to argue with a dumb person." - Idiots who think quoting this quote makes them “The Smart Person”

    • @Gere2309
      @Gere2309 3 года назад +25

      @@Killer36661 "piss and balls" -Albert Einstein

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 года назад +2

      Oogway is classical American author Mark Twain?

    • @alfonsoa1292
      @alfonsoa1292 3 года назад +6

      @@Killer36661 calm down why are you so pressed

    • @mazytrazyrobloxandmore3090
      @mazytrazyrobloxandmore3090 3 года назад +1

      dummy! it’s it’s not its

  • @Cringedak
    @Cringedak 2 года назад +1

    Internet Arguments are Just two Clowns Fighting, Therefore I'm a Clown

  • @prettyboyreign5180
    @prettyboyreign5180 3 года назад +94

    Omg seeing raining* dropped my soul
    DID I REALLY OVERLOOKED THE MISSPELLING? Beluga is a director ahead of our times.

    • @harukano9930
      @harukano9930 3 года назад +3

      Overlook*
      + ratio

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu 3 года назад +1

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch will you shut up man

    • @luci.1140
      @luci.1140 3 года назад

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch how? Y'all making up stuff now 💀

  • @WideMouth
    @WideMouth 3 года назад +32

    Technically, even “100% chance of rain” doesn’t necessarily mean it will rain. Those percentages used by meteorologists mean, “It has rained on 100% of days like today that we have recorded.”

    • @kasb9767
      @kasb9767 3 года назад

      Interesting. What a useless scale 🤣

    • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx
      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx 3 года назад

      Sooo, can you explain to me what's the functional difference is? I do not really understand the last sentence.

    • @DobesVandermeer
      @DobesVandermeer 3 года назад

      It means that even if the forecast says rain it could still not rain.

  • @MynameisS_A
    @MynameisS_A 3 года назад +110

    Yes this is true. Everybody just argue like children.

    • @gegor41311
      @gegor41311 3 года назад +12

      *argues

    • @HonoredOne167
      @HonoredOne167 3 года назад +28

      @@gegor41311 ratio

    • @gegor41311
      @gegor41311 3 года назад +7

      @@HonoredOne167 oh no I got ratioed.

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 2 года назад +1

      @@gegor41311 get rekt

    • @torbellinosv7177
      @torbellinosv7177 2 года назад +4

      @@eavyeavy2864 didn't ask+ no body cares+ didn't laugh 🧢

  • @FoxieTheWordCapitalizer
    @FoxieTheWordCapitalizer 2 года назад

    Howard And Sbeve Are Like Every Single Person Who Wants Me To Stop Capitalizing Every Word, But That's Just My Type Of Letter

  • @obi-wankenoli6073
    @obi-wankenoli6073 3 года назад +91

    I feel like Beluga was in an intense internet arguement recently where he clearly won, but his opponent claimed victory because of Belugas spelling mistake. Beluga then cried, and made this video

    • @zippy2894
      @zippy2894 3 года назад +3

      Beluga's*

    • @snowstormgaming1323
      @snowstormgaming1323 3 года назад +3

      @@zippy2894 I feel like Beluga was in an intense internet argument recently where he clearly won, but his opponent claimed victory because of Beluga’s* spelling mistake. Beluga then cried, and made this video.

    • @goldensnitch5492
      @goldensnitch5492 3 года назад

      lmaoo u guys correcting his spelling too

    • @zippy2894
      @zippy2894 3 года назад +3

      @@goldensnitch5492 Lmao* you* guys are* correcting his spelling too.*

    • @goldensnitch5492
      @goldensnitch5492 3 года назад +1

      @@zippy2894 -_-

  • @aconfusedperson8230
    @aconfusedperson8230 3 года назад +40

    Howard and Sbeve are the kind of people to cry when they get a girls toy in their happy meal.

  • @BatSlayer2448
    @BatSlayer2448 3 года назад +49

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Teachers when you make a minor speelling error: I WIN, YOU LOSE

    • @leb1138
      @leb1138 3 года назад +2

      Ah i see what u did there with the 'speelling' but Imma just ignore it.

    • @engineergaming6853
      @engineergaming6853 3 года назад +8

      Spelling*
      HAH I WIN

    • @andreiryancaballero1464
      @andreiryancaballero1464 3 года назад

      This is why you can still lose in a debate even if your argument is sensible with no fallacies made at all. This is also why people should proofread their arguments before using them.

    • @sattwiksahu1743
      @sattwiksahu1743 3 года назад

      I see what yoou did ther

    • @Abdullah6213hELlo
      @Abdullah6213hELlo 3 года назад

      Yess

  • @DrStinger
    @DrStinger 3 года назад

    Howard is literally like someone I know from the school discord server I’m
    in. Trolling me for no reason just to make himself look cool.

  • @NotaBeast
    @NotaBeast 3 года назад +44

    For those who are wondering: When added all together, the Harry Potter books contain 1,084,171 words.

  • @sovattanaksamnang2186
    @sovattanaksamnang2186 3 года назад +10

    There is a new character every time. It’s getting better every video, thanks Beluga.

  • @beardedjeb
    @beardedjeb 3 года назад +7

    The fact that this is so incredibly accurate-
    (especially with teamers in mm2 lol)

  • @aimz6433
    @aimz6433 2 года назад +1

    kinda weird the "earth is flat" but the sun, moon, every other planet is round

  • @tyl3366
    @tyl3366 3 года назад +14

    Beluga to Howard: "maam"
    Me: "Ha! I knew he was a Karen"

    • @mario493
      @mario493 3 года назад +3

      Really wondering who the hell even made the bot above me.

  • @Paircivic
    @Paircivic 3 года назад +10

    When Beluga said "Have you been outside?" I genuinly thought he was gonna say "Go touch some grass" lol

  • @sa2_astral
    @sa2_astral 3 года назад +11

    Someone: misspells
    Someone else: *corrects them* I win.
    Me at 2am: struggling to type handwriting and signatures while sleep deprived and too lazy to fix it

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 Год назад

    Me: "look are you sure you want to get into this..."
    Discord friend: "what ya chicken"
    Me: "fine.."
    (500 hundred word essay, full PowerPoint presentation, facts, finished off with a single word)
    Me: "now can you please let me just play ultrakill."

  • @nikhilmwarrier7948
    @nikhilmwarrier7948 3 года назад +36

    Mom: "Hey, have you ever been outside?"
    Me: "I have the internet. Why should I?"

  • @JakeOuff
    @JakeOuff 3 года назад +8

    Beluga: Its gonna rain
    Howard: And I took that personally

    • @ExplicitPorno
      @ExplicitPorno 3 года назад

      lmao.

    • @JoeMemes
      @JoeMemes 3 года назад

      Howard is dumb. He is sooooo sensitive about A SIMPLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @adailandnura5363
      @adailandnura5363 3 года назад

      @@XscarredAnime If my mum said it will be more better, but tnx. I wouldn't subscribe to you!

  • @elizabethvarghese6775
    @elizabethvarghese6775 3 года назад +45

    Beluga trying to make our day better with his amazing videos
    Me: tears coming out of my eyes because my mom is cutting onions

  • @stoneplayzstuff
    @stoneplayzstuff 2 года назад

    this is a accurate replication of the frickin arguements now. back then it was throwing fair points and maybe using 1 or 2 bs reasons in there. now im pretty sure the fair points are just bs reasons now.

  • @dushyantsingh2125
    @dushyantsingh2125 3 года назад +45

    Buluga: (Small spelling mistake)
    Everyone: *I am gonna destroy this man's whole career*

  • @shadowfrostplays_yt4121
    @shadowfrostplays_yt4121 3 года назад +72

    "never gonna add you up
    never gonna subtract you down
    never gonna run around and divide you-" rick roll

  • @dxrkerrxses
    @dxrkerrxses 3 года назад +43

    "Dave.. what language.. are you speaking?"
    **dramatic Twitter icon fades in**

    • @Jesse-eq3fk
      @Jesse-eq3fk 2 года назад +1

      Ratio

    • @dxrkerrxses
      @dxrkerrxses 2 года назад +1

      @@Jesse-eq3fk your "ratio" failed, you probably don't even know what it means

    • @MMeltingButter
      @MMeltingButter 2 года назад +1

      @@dxrkerrxses Ratio

    • @dxrkerrxses
      @dxrkerrxses 2 года назад +1

      @@MMeltingButter the way you have no likes and are saying "Ratio" you probably don't even know what it means bozo😂

  • @Kalaphant
    @Kalaphant 9 месяцев назад

    I literally relate way too hard.
    These are barely even jokes anymore XD

  • @PhoenixHunter_
    @PhoenixHunter_ 3 года назад +14

    How to disprove all the flat earth memes that ask why shoes aren't curved and why we don't sleep curved:
    The earth is extremely big. To hold huge landmasses like North America and Asia, it needs to be extremely big. Now suppose we assume temporarily the earth is certainly a sphere.
    Imagine a sphere that has a radius of 10 meters. If you stood on top of it, you would be able to see that it bends down towards the ground, so you can see it's a sphere. Now increase this sphere's size to 20 meters. The "horizon" of the sphere would still be visible to you, just a bit further away. But now increase this sphere's radius to 30 meters, then 100, then 200, then 1000. The surface you can see of the sphere would quickly get flatter and flatter, and if you increased it to 1000 meters in radius the "horizon" would be far out of view.
    Earth has a radius of about 6300 kilometers, which is 6,300,000 meters. By now, wouldn't the surface you see by standing on top of the sphere be flat enough for people to build pretty flat-looking houses and flat-looking roads? Therefore, just claiming that shoes, houses, and roads are "flat" doesn't prove anything, since the curvature of earth they are built on is so tiny it is almost flat.
    Yup I definitely overthought this
    Edited to remove a conversion error

    • @a.gasian485
      @a.gasian485 3 года назад

      I-, my brain hurts tysm 🧐

  • @markuscaesar670
    @markuscaesar670 3 года назад +110

    Dave coming in clutch with the power of ratio. He’ll defeat even the mods themselves

    • @JayT0M
      @JayT0M 3 года назад +1

      Pucci

    • @eminaedits727
      @eminaedits727 3 года назад +11

      @Gabriele Tozzi ratio

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 3 года назад +2

      *Themselves.
      I win, you had no full stop.

    • @realshiningakifont9519
      @realshiningakifont9519 3 года назад

      @@anawesomepet Ratio + Didn't ask + Nobody cares + You fell off + themselves* cuz t ain't capital

    • @PRINCEE47_
      @PRINCEE47_ 3 года назад

      @@eminaedits727 counter ratio

  • @meenatuladhar8648
    @meenatuladhar8648 3 года назад +28

    "This is discord not spelling bee" THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

    • @JNHHGaming
      @JNHHGaming 3 года назад

      I am Hardworking Almost 2 years but didn't get any success 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

    • @iappearateveryfunction
      @iappearateveryfunction 3 года назад

      @@JNHHGaming Okay, but did anyone ask?

    • @MysteriousUser
      @MysteriousUser 3 года назад

      @@JNHHGaming ratio + didn’t ask

  • @kevindavis8175
    @kevindavis8175 Год назад

    0:28 I’m surprised Howard didn’t declare himself the winner of that argument after Beluga’s “Raining” typo.