Win Any Argument in 9.17 Seconds
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2021
- Use this at your own risk.
Arguments on the internet and Discord can be intense... but there is an easy trick to win every time.
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Игры
Subscribe or no electricity for a week
ye
Listen to him. Subscribe
Or else...
Yeah you need to or else
This will be True😈
noo
Hi
"Did you win the argument?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost."
"My gender."
@@sigma_male604 he became trans
Now I dislike simps even more..
@@bingbong2005 I have reached max hate for simps
It cost 8000 messages a day from the mod he argued with
@@sigma_male604 that’s… not how that surgery works… (also u can be trans w/out having surgery)
“Apologize, now.”
I’m sorry, you think you deserve an apology.
Without the comma ❤️
Kimi: FOR WHATT??!!
@@ArMentorLazada WUT ARE U GONNA TAKE OVER RUclips
Fortniteeee
“Oh my god, I'm my father.”
“Sometimes, sacrifices must be made.” -skittle, August 2007
Omg relatable 💀
That part had me dying 😂
Ahahah!
Skittle's not that old lol
lol, right?
IKR
Eugene is such a powerful character, he was able to interrupt written text.
Ahahah true!
@@-loli-3171 no belugacito
2:14 hecker is typing
I think that fortnight is bad as well
"Did you win the argument?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"Yes"
Yes
@@harrygrover6401 YES
Y E S
*yes*
***yes***
"don't argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
-some guy on the Internet
Yul Brynner was the one who said this first, but he actually attributed it to a coworker by the name of Jean Cocteau, so Cocteau was probably the first to say it.
They say it is hard to beat a genius in a debate but impossible with a idiot
a meme
Wise words
yes
2:14 hecker is typing
"how many "yes" do you want to write"
beluga: "yes"
The fact that Eugene got beluga to say that he is the best mod, while he could have used that opportunity to get him to say that fortnut is a good game, just shows what kind of villain he is
Beluga uploaded a new video a little bit ago and it was taken down as soon as it was uploaded
@@aotl4155 Eugene Dinkleberg strikes back
Stoopid
@@federicocardello5927 xd
BECAUSE I AM THE BEST MOD
Beluga: transforms to girl
Eugene: yes marry me.
@@hecker5775 omg 😳
@@hecker5775 guess where i live hecker
Trans beluga not click bait
@@hecker5775 hecker tell me what my alts user name in roblox is :DDD
2:50 gotta love the little detail he said "ye", which means word "yes" is still banned.
Gotta luv how every one of these vids ends with a strat that has a "use at your own risk"
Looks like being a girl on Discord is more powerful than the Infinity Gauntlet
second
I love you so much. I hate those that call u a spammer or stop commenting. I love ur comments cuz they make me feel happy that someone as great as you watches the same content as me
Hi...
Almost as powerful as Thanos.
Everywhere I go, I see Jellal
Used this against my mom and now I'm being sent to prison for Arson
Rip
you turned into a girl in front of your mom? what?
My tip: Just say "I'm a girl btw" Infront of a mod and boom here's your 1 million dollar house
Here before this blows up….?
lmao
3:00 I can't stop laughing at this part. IM GONNA DIE! 😂😂😂
2:14 DID YOU REALISE SOMETHING?! HECKER WAS LITERALLY TYPING!!!
The sound that played when Eugene appeared is perfect
it's Fnac 1 jumpscare sound
SHUT UP
Hey I know you
@@melbagda when does sound play in game
@Holl ywood Begging you to shut up
Eugene: gets happy about Beluga calling him the best mod ever
Also Eugene: *your opinion cannot be tolerated, prepare for your ban.*
The fact that Eugene wanted to go out with you when you changed your avatar and nickname ties the video together in a comical way. That was a brilliant video. Thank you for posting it. It made my day
Minute of silence for the Discord Mods who got into an irl argument and realized they couldn't ban, mute or kick.
Defeat him you shall.
Hi IWDJY
Current objective: survive
I mean
they can kick but they would be "temporarily banned in society" for some years
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESERVED TO DIE happy 2 years old birthday
_Ah yes, the classic “Beluwuga” strategy, it’s foolproof, it just works every time!_
I'm pretty sure I read this in the art of war
Did he delete his yesterday's video???
all this time I thought it was "fullproof"
Not beluwuga its beluga
I thing that he want to put hindi name belunga it means I will kill spree
The music was everything
That ending was funny af 😂
"I'm a girl" is the most powerful sentence of all time I guess.
not in the olden days /j
but- im a girl- XD
I wish, being an actual girl, this worked for me.
Ye
@@anyaegan8705 wdym yeah I’m sorry what
"apologize, now" "i'm sorry that your opinion is wrong"
"You have the right to an opinion, as do I. And my opinion is that yours is stupid.:
ez gg get rekt idot
@Holl ywood u cant even spell hollywood correct, ur a bot
@@dazaiosamu2938 you dont know what a 3 year old is
OHHHHHHHHH
I love that all of Beluga’s vids are at 3 am
I am starting to think about myself
Funniest vid yet great job!
The fact that they're arguing at 3 in the morning just makes it more funny
I didn't noticed it lol
@@a-rahman5312 hi jr
Abdullah is that you?
Hi, its nice to see a muslim here, i wonder what it is like in a differemt religion... not making fun or anything just wanna know what it's like
@@babanpreetsinghbabhrah2121 bruh
i like how hecker was typing while beluga was typing “yes”
i don’t get it?
Was Hecker trying to warn?
@@poopnfart 2:19 watch carefully buddy HECKER IS TYPING 😈
Why was your comment posted 1,000 years ago?
@@literallyfree5672 mate its my username
I really love these discord video these are awesome !
I came across your channel when you had 140k subscribers, your videos are hilarious, and you grew so quickly, good luck with 10 million :)
Love how the mods always get the bot to mute/ban them even though clicking 2-3 times would often be faster
Same Lmao
@@sigma_male604 OML 55 seconds ago
Well muting with bots logs the mute so it can be used for future reference
I’m pretty sure the regular ban not from the bot is just an ip ban and they can get back in with a vpn
The bot ensures that they don’t come back
Pretty much how that goes
Beluga should've pinged pablo and lester when he wrote "I'm the greatest mod" and he would see the battle of mods happen right infront of him
Lol it's a role play
@@Xpjustcall r/youmissedthejoke
Same thought 😂
Pablo is the greatest mod 🕴️
@@gat3d728
That's just
R/Wooooosh
Belugas videos are getting funnier
I love the ultra-fast private message spam at the end :DDD
It's simple, just say "Im a girl"
lol
Grill
Facts lol
fr
Change my mind
"Apologize. Now."
"I'm sorry that you're a mod."
OHHHHHHHHH
can't tell whats more hilarious. the overall video or the cat pfp just fitting perfectly to the imitation part
I can't stop laughing when you are saying yes🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beluga: yes
Eugene: *bans the word yes in the server*
"indeed"
I would type "yës"
i would just say ye or yeah
yeA
yes...
Or
Si
"It's hard to win an argument against a smart person. But it's impossible to win against an idiot.
Unless you ban them."
-Sun Tzu, Art of Discord
You a techno fan too or just like the reference
@Borisskyman i think im looking at a mirror, like, people swear at me only because i enjoy playing Fortnite with my little brother, like, thats what i hate about the internet, and i cant really do anything but ignore, because internet arguments never end because nobody wants to accept the fact that theyre wrong
@@Blue-fd4ur who that Technology Fan
@@Curseycubey a second ago? dude how fast are these replies?
@@Blue-fd4ur is that blood god art of war sun tzu you remember this hero is want To Kill govorment He nice hero he save EVERYONE
u are almost at 6 milion LOL , your videos are so funny
i keep on clicking weired channels that i get recommended every time and i dont have any regrets
cause it keeps me happy just like this channel ^^
keep up the good work and hope i wont laugh while drinking cause pc's aren't cheap ahaha
The fact that beluga gained over 2 million subs in a month is awesome
ye btw go check out his other channel Its called Explore Lucid Dreaming
@@minty1960 is that him??
@@okbasto6430 yeah it is
I’ve been here since his explore lucid dream channel was bigger it’s crazy how much he grew
@@ddestroyer9213 yeah same, its just insane
For the 4th strategy, just use yes replacements like "yeah", "indeed", and "an affirmative response."
Most definitely
Absolutely
But of course!
Yes
Yis
I LOVE U SO MUCH U DO SUCH GREAT WORK! :)
When that Rude Buster kicks in 👌😞
“People stray away from the point of the argument, for the sake of winning the argument”
-someone im not bothered enough to remember.
“People stray away from the point of the argument, for the sake of winning the argument”
-someone im not bothered enough to remember.
@@jadoo782002able thats quit a powerful move there
@Vishnu PM thats quit a powerful move there
@@connector_studios thats quit a powerful move there
@@fossick2992 thats enter a powerful move there
I love that he literally just said "girl?" Not even "wait, you're a girl?" Just "girl?"
Haha
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“?
That's how powerful it is
Its like he is a cow in minecraft and he just saw wheat
I like how whoever was playing hecker messed up and started typing for a second
I love how Eugene always has to put a period at the end of his sentences.
"You wanna go out any time,"
"Yes, right now in fact."
Leaves server
lull
Understandable
Lol
Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I got a edm song out called Dancing Alone and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)
@@ZachzWinner ill check it out later :)
@@hyphen4299 thanks
"Eugene is the greatest mod of all time."
"Beluga is the greatest mod of all time."
"Wait no-"
@@a-rahman5312 lol
@@a-rahman5312 Jr
@@a-rahman5312 beluga kiss my cat
@@hecker8955 are you the real Mr. hecker?
Please anyone can tell of girl music which he use
Beluga at the end:we just hit 2m subscribers!
Me:and 2 million pings
LOL I LOVE THIS CHANNEL BELUGA IS DA GOD
Winning an argument with a smart person is hard. Winning one against a dumb person is even harder. Their brains are just so smooth that facts and logic just slide right over them.
True
My Moto is "It is Hard to argue with a genius but it is imposible to argue with a moron."
TRUTH
Same applies to chess. I have to sacrifice like half my pieces before I've moved my sister's pieces enough to actually play.
@@oddaardvark7733 That’s true, happens
I like how Beluga just started doing this and now he has 2 million
Wow first
crazy
@@MembersOfHistory oh um hello there mr levi sir
Yea that's crazy. Because it's fake. But still kinda funny.
When did he get 1.9 million?
i love that they are texting at 3 am😂
0:46 Eugene: Ooh I have you there sweetie!
when yes was banned, just ask "Is fornite good?"
get ready for eugene to not like what he just did...
Ofcourse , yeah , you are asking ..there can be many answers to that 👁👄👁
He could have said 'it is'
yep. yeah.
Damn , genius ...
yeah, it is
Fun Fact: *After Beluga met Heker, His channel is growing faster than light*
I know him from childhood
He has definitely used heker in this
@@skittle3 hi skittle big fan
Heckwe hacked the youtube lol
Please anyone can tell of girl music which he use
@@skittle3 where have you been all this time
I've been subbed ever since you started
im tired of watching these videos after i watch my fav youtubers videos i will come back to watching ur videos.your videos are AWESOME
I can't tell if "Hecker is typing..." was a mistake or an elaborate setup
Same
Yes
Yes
Yes
it's an easter egg, the Beluga universe expands
"Eugene is the greatest mod of all time"
"Eugene is the worst mod of all time"
*that is how you do it.*
@Georgina Orwell I suppose that would work
@@tacosauce8639 although gay jokes kinda suck
@@_FunE_ i guess they could be funny if you use them in the right context. but just saying "lol but ur gay" isnt really a good comeback.
"Eugene is the ugliest mode of all time
“lol ur gay”
“i thought we were keeping our relationship a secret”
No one:
Me:unpauses and pauses quickly to see the spam memes
Also the "Light diet" is GOLDEN🤣🤣
Eugene:My opinion is finally proven to me wrong
Beluwuga: *exists*
Every being in existence: well, Hello there.. “M’lady.”
Everyone is adrien
@@godlylion6857 WAIT WAS THAT A MIRACULOUS REFERENCE
@@s-agk you’re cringy af
@@apoorlydrawnbabyfrompocaho7639 is that so? i’m absolutely devastated! i’m in my room, in a puddle of tears, crying my eyes out until they’re dry. i’ve never experienced this type of anguish before. i cant breathe, i can’t sleep, i can’t experience love. i’m broken. i will never, ever, be the same.
lmao how tf am i supposed to reply to that 😭🤚
Bruh I can't imagine being as down horrendous as this dude in the video
"There is nothing more gullible and therefore a much easier opponent than a Discord mod." - Sun Tzu
Techno fans here? One of us?
Call of Duty Fan eh
@@clammyyapper7
ONE OF US
@@lavenishere_ One of us
ONE OF US
I like how beluga changes nicknames and profiles.
strat 4: yes
beluga: slowly typing yes
meanwhile hecker: *typing*
Plot Twist: Beluga wins with strategy 4 after he starts saying “yess” instead of “yes”
Or he can also say yeah or sure
Well same opinnion
Ye
yes
'S' is enough bro😪
just imitate him with quotes and weird writing
"EuGeNe Is tHe BeSt MoD eVeR"
"JuSt ImItAtE hIm WiTh QuOtEs AnD wEiRd WrItInG"
"'EuGeNe Is ThE bEsT mOd EvEr'"
@@thebucketheadgaming yea like that
Please don't keep going tho
@@Nihil660 ok.
@@thebucketheadgaming thank you
@@Nihil660 You're most certainly welcome.
I love how he does all that stuff at 3 am lol
The ultimate power. Reveal enemy as simp.
2:19 hecker is always watching
Yes
yes
YeS
Yes
Yes
You should've done "That's what your mother said." In the part where he says he's the greatest mod.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH shut
@BILLIE SAYS DUH Don’t waste ur money on a professional mic
@BILLIE SAYS DUH k
the yes strategy works if you also use words like "mhm" "aye" "OK" "alright" "all right" and vice versa.
there's also the "and" strategy where you just say "and?" in response to everything.
rick : press this link. beluga : you press it first. rick : ok. rick : i rickrolled myself
Fact: This channel is addictive.
Ikr!!
True
I know that already
Ikr
not for me :kek:
This is an important lesson I wanted to learn today. Thanks Beluga for these tips.
DON'T READ MY PROFILÉ PICTURÉ :)))))))))))
shut up , your channel is dead let it rest
here before this blows up
Yeah
@@dont9989 stfu
love how all these messages were sent at 3 am in the morning
When Eugene types that he's the best mod, that is the time to destroy him with a "reason you suck" speech
The most powerful thing in the universe on discord is saying "I'm a girl btw."
Trueee
Girv
Very very true
I think this guy beat RUclips itself at the rate he’s gaining subscribers.
4 weeks since 1 mill
he’s gained so fast 📈📈📈
Dream The Second
IShowSpeed >
ive timed it 2million in 2 months
You sir have won the internet today!
"Yes is a banned word"
"Yeah"
Why are these so damn satisfying and hilarious? It's like Discord exists to be this guy's platform.
虚
虚
yes
its fake
Chinatown
Finding out Beluga isn’t actually a cat was emotionally devastating to me.
Me too the pic is so cute
true
Ye
Or a girl, lol.
@@admiralmurphy1543 Eugene is that you.
Strategy 4: yes
Yes is unable to be used
Me: ye+s
y+es
yes,
Y+e+s
The most dangerous warhead in the world:
"I'm a girl"
Asexuals be like : DO I LOOK LIKE-
i really am a girl HahA
@The Chosen one Noice
if that's a warhead this is an orbital strike :
STEP 1 be girl image
Step 2 say "I'm a boy"
step 3 live the rest of your life with PTSD and the guilt of murdering a civilisation.
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! that’s a bot
This channel actually teaches kids a bit.
Namely: DON'T TRUST STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
Wait so you’re saying I shouldn’t have given Lester my address
@@MalusDemonium No, McDonalds Ayaka, no.
@@MalusDemonium Hi did you dm me?
@@TheAzsunshine11 the anime waifus gone sweetie . I’m here now and the only thing left on the menu is one child. Straight from the basement.
your takeaway should be: fartnite sucks
0:01 CORRECT, BELUGA!!
God the minion memes are so relatable, my friend keeps sending me them.
You have a cool name :))
@@-loli-3171 Thank u!
No one gonna talk about Hecker typing in the "yes" argument?
YeZ
oh its gonna be an easter egg
Nice observation and btw can you plz tell me if I’m shadowbanned by replying to me
@@imakeeditsiwillbeatevil9346 no
@@imakeeditsiwillbeatevil9346 shadow banned wot
How to win a dc argument:
Step 1: facts and logic
Step 2: copy
Step 3: memes
Step 4: yes
Step 5: (if necessary) be a girl
Actually this is going to work, the tip is to annoy the ones arguing with you on a messenger gc or a discord server
Those creeps need to get outta discord! This has come so far that a girl on discord is basically a joke now...
Yea, even if you at disadvantages. Try to annoy them, whoever snap first lost 🤣. Cuz they're so desperate to win 🥴
@@sarthakiii always has been
@@ondreaction1911 *gunshot*
Please anyone can tell of girl music which he use
0:20 you missed the opportunity to say "yeah, right, you said enough" and then pull an Uno reverse card, muting EggEune. Skill issue lol 😂
Beluga: How to win an argument in 9.17 secs
Also Beluga: Arguing in 3 mins 16 secs straight
strategy 1: facts and logic
strategy 2: imitation
strategy 3: memes
strategy 4: yes
strategy 5:
Strategy 5: Use at your own risk
Yes is the best
@@dotie6343 yes
Yes
Yes