Win Any Argument in 9.17 Seconds

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  3 года назад +52177

    Subscribe or no electricity for a week

  • @NoahAtlantis
    @NoahAtlantis 3 года назад +8197

    “Apologize, now.”
    I’m sorry, you think you deserve an apology.

    • @tarunraina1454
      @tarunraina1454 3 года назад +163

      Without the comma ❤️

    • @LIA-52
      @LIA-52 3 года назад +8

      Kimi: FOR WHATT??!!

    • @lidialedesma7955
      @lidialedesma7955 3 года назад +10

      @@ArMentorLazada WUT ARE U GONNA TAKE OVER RUclips

    • @skullsweatz
      @skullsweatz 3 года назад +1

      Fortniteeee

    • @bluedash24
      @bluedash24 3 года назад +6

      “Oh my god, I'm my father.”

  • @federicocardello5927
    @federicocardello5927 3 года назад +7103

    The fact that Eugene got beluga to say that he is the best mod, while he could have used that opportunity to get him to say that fortnut is a good game, just shows what kind of villain he is

    • @Axolotllot
      @Axolotllot 3 года назад +90

      Beluga uploaded a new video a little bit ago and it was taken down as soon as it was uploaded

    • @federicocardello5927
      @federicocardello5927 3 года назад +85

      @@Axolotllot Eugene Dinkleberg strikes back

    • @stephanieburkinshaw
      @stephanieburkinshaw 3 года назад +3

      Stoopid

    • @amongsus1690
      @amongsus1690 3 года назад +3

      @@federicocardello5927 xd

    • @idk-my4zw
      @idk-my4zw 3 года назад +37

      BECAUSE I AM THE BEST MOD

  • @thenamestails7152
    @thenamestails7152 6 месяцев назад +75

    2:50 gotta love the little detail he said "ye", which means word "yes" is still banned.

  • @Omma
    @Omma 3 года назад +3712

    Used this against my mom and now I'm being sent to prison for Arson

    • @anglerfish9723
      @anglerfish9723 3 года назад +19

      Rip

    • @inexplicable1906
      @inexplicable1906 3 года назад +96

      you turned into a girl in front of your mom? what?

    • @CosmosMemes
      @CosmosMemes 3 года назад +64

      My tip: Just say "I'm a girl btw" Infront of a mod and boom here's your 1 million dollar house

    • @archbishopgodfery1369
      @archbishopgodfery1369 3 года назад +11

      Here before this blows up….?

    • @fuahh
      @fuahh 3 года назад +6

      lmao

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +12255

    Looks like being a girl on Discord is more powerful than the Infinity Gauntlet

    • @mayralopez6328
      @mayralopez6328 3 года назад +62

      second

    • @Hebiiiii1
      @Hebiiiii1 3 года назад +309

      I love you so much. I hate those that call u a spammer or stop commenting. I love ur comments cuz they make me feel happy that someone as great as you watches the same content as me

    • @a.dustin_
      @a.dustin_ 3 года назад +11

      Hi...

    • @leyh9
      @leyh9 3 года назад +27

      Almost as powerful as Thanos.

    • @atomicdeathray2004
      @atomicdeathray2004 3 года назад +31

      Everywhere I go, I see Jellal

  • @benedictfishy1218
    @benedictfishy1218 3 года назад +6091

    "Did you win the argument?"
    "Yes."
    "What did it cost."
    "My gender."

    • @CTCAgent
      @CTCAgent 3 года назад +77

      @@jujutsuing he became trans

    • @bingbong2005
      @bingbong2005 3 года назад +45

      Now I dislike simps even more..

    • @solid_h2o476
      @solid_h2o476 3 года назад +23

      @@bingbong2005 I have reached max hate for simps

    • @matthinton19
      @matthinton19 3 года назад +35

      It cost 8000 messages a day from the mod he argued with

    • @jvckpott
      @jvckpott 3 года назад +42

      @@jujutsuing that’s… not how that surgery works… (also u can be trans w/out having surgery)

  • @ozgamerab8780
    @ozgamerab8780 Год назад +8

    2:14 DID YOU REALISE SOMETHING?! HECKER WAS LITERALLY TYPING!!!

  • @jaahas6870
    @jaahas6870 3 года назад +3188

    "don't argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
    -some guy on the Internet

    • @jonispatented
      @jonispatented 3 года назад +39

      Yul Brynner was the one who said this first, but he actually attributed it to a coworker by the name of Jean Cocteau, so Cocteau was probably the first to say it.

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 3 года назад +50

      They say it is hard to beat a genius in a debate but impossible with a idiot

    • @YtStaffMember
      @YtStaffMember 3 года назад +4

      a meme

    • @tiredmoonship
      @tiredmoonship 3 года назад +6

      Wise words

    • @neonwolfrr6650
      @neonwolfrr6650 3 года назад +1

      yes

  • @spyhy4019
    @spyhy4019 3 года назад +2288

    "Did you win the argument?"
    "Yes"
    "What did it cost?"
    "Yes"

  • @vvxi9655
    @vvxi9655 3 года назад +1388

    Beluga: transforms to girl
    Eugene: yes marry me.

    • @vvxi9655
      @vvxi9655 3 года назад +4

      @@hecker5775 omg 😳

    • @astroviv
      @astroviv 3 года назад +1

      @@hecker5775 guess where i live hecker

    • @mellowmation9027
      @mellowmation9027 3 года назад +2

      Trans beluga not click bait

    • @stupidsophia3831
      @stupidsophia3831 3 года назад +1

      @@hecker5775 hecker tell me what my alts user name in roblox is :DDD

  • @Lyes_bounihi
    @Lyes_bounihi 2 года назад +60

    2:14 hecker is typing

    • @Catwillcattle
      @Catwillcattle 4 месяца назад +4

      Ye i think he was stopped

    • @Lyes_bounihi
      @Lyes_bounihi 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Catwillcattle wow 1 year later

  • @Fspoke_
    @Fspoke_ 3 года назад +1662

    _Ah yes, the classic “Beluwuga” strategy, it’s foolproof, it just works every time!_

    • @thestoryman5706
      @thestoryman5706 3 года назад +20

      I'm pretty sure I read this in the art of war

    • @netfriendly9132
      @netfriendly9132 3 года назад +3

      Did he delete his yesterday's video???

    • @LEGIJACK
      @LEGIJACK 3 года назад +2

      Not beluwuga its beluga

    • @LEGIJACK
      @LEGIJACK 3 года назад +2

      I thing that he want to put hindi name belunga it means I will kill spree

    • @getstickbuggedlmao7630
      @getstickbuggedlmao7630 3 года назад +2

      @@netfriendly9132 it was violated by RUclips's comunnity guidelines

  • @arttukettunen5757
    @arttukettunen5757 3 года назад +751

    Love how the mods always get the bot to mute/ban them even though clicking 2-3 times would often be faster

    • @cozysummer8358
      @cozysummer8358 3 года назад

      Same Lmao

    • @cozysummer8358
      @cozysummer8358 3 года назад

      @@jujutsuing OML 55 seconds ago

    • @doomjunyu_
      @doomjunyu_ 3 года назад +7

      Well muting with bots logs the mute so it can be used for future reference

    • @watterztrail7870
      @watterztrail7870 3 года назад

      I’m pretty sure the regular ban not from the bot is just an ip ban and they can get back in with a vpn
      The bot ensures that they don’t come back

    • @curvedtoaster5931
      @curvedtoaster5931 3 года назад

      Pretty much how that goes

  • @jimfromwalmart261
    @jimfromwalmart261 3 года назад +1561

    The sound that played when Eugene appeared is perfect

    • @melbagda
      @melbagda 3 года назад +13

      it's Fnac 1 jumpscare sound

    • @jabyan7337
      @jabyan7337 3 года назад +2

      SHUT UP

    • @yeetmeister3055
      @yeetmeister3055 3 года назад +2

      Hey I know you

    • @6-dpegasus425
      @6-dpegasus425 3 года назад +2

      @@melbagda when does sound play in game

    • @jabyan7337
      @jabyan7337 3 года назад +2

      @Holl ywood Begging you to shut up

  • @forresterlewis3197
    @forresterlewis3197 2 года назад +33

    Eugene: gets happy about Beluga calling him the best mod ever
    Also Eugene: *your opinion cannot be tolerated, prepare for your ban.*

  • @breadpitt4113
    @breadpitt4113 3 года назад +517

    Fun Fact: *After Beluga met Heker, His channel is growing faster than light*

    • @Abhidalal013
      @Abhidalal013 3 года назад +44

      I know him from childhood
      He has definitely used heker in this

    • @sorrydontknowmyname5907
      @sorrydontknowmyname5907 3 года назад +12

      @@Abhidalal013 hi skittle big fan

    • @AdebowaleV
      @AdebowaleV 3 года назад +4

      Heckwe hacked the youtube lol

    • @adityarepaka6566
      @adityarepaka6566 3 года назад +1

      Please anyone can tell of girl music which he use

    • @bbtmvids9202
      @bbtmvids9202 3 года назад +1

      @@Abhidalal013 where have you been all this time

  • @bobdrey
    @bobdrey 3 года назад +3553

    The fact that beluga gained over 2 million subs in a month is awesome

    • @minty1960
      @minty1960 3 года назад +27

      ye btw go check out his other channel Its called Explore Lucid Dreaming

    • @okbasto
      @okbasto 3 года назад +14

      @@minty1960 is that him??

    • @tweet3247
      @tweet3247 3 года назад +12

      @@okbasto yeah it is

    • @ddestroyer9213
      @ddestroyer9213 3 года назад +15

      I’ve been here since his explore lucid dream channel was bigger it’s crazy how much he grew

    • @tweet3247
      @tweet3247 3 года назад +1

      @@ddestroyer9213 yeah same, its just insane

  • @AizawaOnGanja
    @AizawaOnGanja 3 года назад +1641

    Beluga should've pinged pablo and lester when he wrote "I'm the greatest mod" and he would see the battle of mods happen right infront of him

    • @Xpjustcall
      @Xpjustcall 3 года назад +11

      Lol it's a role play

    • @gat3d728
      @gat3d728 3 года назад +79

      @@Xpjustcall r/youmissedthejoke

    • @sai_sh
      @sai_sh 3 года назад +4

      Same thought 😂

    • @tapas_b_c
      @tapas_b_c 3 года назад +10

      Pablo is the greatest mod 🕴️

    • @MilkIsTheOne
      @MilkIsTheOne 3 года назад +7

      @@gat3d728
      That's just
      R/Wooooosh

  • @zxface4221
    @zxface4221 2 года назад +9

    The fact that Eugene wanted to go out with you when you changed your avatar and nickname ties the video together in a comical way. That was a brilliant video. Thank you for posting it. It made my day

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 3 года назад +709

    For the 4th strategy, just use yes replacements like "yeah", "indeed", and "an affirmative response."

  • @dismal5186
    @dismal5186 3 года назад +613

    The fact that they're arguing at 3 in the morning just makes it more funny

    • @dissmine5994
      @dissmine5994 3 года назад +4

      I didn't noticed it lol

    • @dissmine5994
      @dissmine5994 3 года назад +1

      @@a-rahman5312 hi jr

    • @babanpreetsinghbabhrah2121
      @babanpreetsinghbabhrah2121 3 года назад

      Abdullah is that you?

    • @sazurishin9651
      @sazurishin9651 3 года назад

      Hi, its nice to see a muslim here, i wonder what it is like in a differemt religion... not making fun or anything just wanna know what it's like

    • @dismal5186
      @dismal5186 3 года назад

      @@babanpreetsinghbabhrah2121 bruh

  • @iAmGGlitch
    @iAmGGlitch 3 года назад +970

    when yes was banned, just ask "Is fornite good?"
    get ready for eugene to not like what he just did...

  • @Lisa-bw7qc
    @Lisa-bw7qc 2 года назад +4

    I love how Eugene always has to put a period at the end of his sentences.

  • @TheRareMohab
    @TheRareMohab 3 года назад +2602

    i like how hecker was typing while beluga was typing “yes”

    • @poopnfart
      @poopnfart 3 года назад +15

      i don’t get it?

    • @jishuraj9122
      @jishuraj9122 3 года назад +40

      Was Hecker trying to warn?

    • @dvilish3632
      @dvilish3632 3 года назад +49

      @@poopnfart 2:19 watch carefully buddy HECKER IS TYPING 😈

    • @literallyfree5672
      @literallyfree5672 3 года назад +14

      Why was your comment posted 1,000 years ago?

    • @TheRareMohab
      @TheRareMohab 3 года назад +20

      @@literallyfree5672 mate its my username

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 года назад +3497

    This is an important lesson I wanted to learn today. Thanks Beluga for these tips.

    • @dont9989
      @dont9989 3 года назад +9

      DON'T READ MY PROFILÉ PICTURÉ :)))))))))))

    • @bamb514
      @bamb514 3 года назад +5

      shut up , your channel is dead let it rest

    • @broyeet5062
      @broyeet5062 3 года назад

      here before this blows up

    • @lawlietxd4062
      @lawlietxd4062 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @catnoee
      @catnoee 3 года назад +2

      @@dont9989 stfu

  • @emmalin466
    @emmalin466 3 года назад +1026

    "apologize, now" "i'm sorry that your opinion is wrong"

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 3 года назад +32

      "You have the right to an opinion, as do I. And my opinion is that yours is stupid.:

    • @zaccyfn
      @zaccyfn 3 года назад +4

      ez gg get rekt idot

    • @dazaiosamu2938
      @dazaiosamu2938 3 года назад

      @Holl ywood u cant even spell hollywood correct, ur a bot

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 3 года назад

      @@dazaiosamu2938 you dont know what a 3 year old is

    • @cia_zeuss4055
      @cia_zeuss4055 3 года назад

      OHHHHHHHHH

  • @anuradhabiju
    @anuradhabiju Год назад +7

    The music was everything

  • @PikachuFanRishabh
    @PikachuFanRishabh 3 года назад +1905

    "I'm a girl" is the most powerful sentence of all time I guess.

    • @jsflorendo
      @jsflorendo 3 года назад +35

      not in the olden days /j

    • @willaimafton7028
      @willaimafton7028 3 года назад +27

      but- im a girl- XD

    • @0Yumi
      @0Yumi 3 года назад +41

      I wish, being an actual girl, this worked for me.

    • @fireflymiesumae
      @fireflymiesumae 3 года назад +6

      Ye

    • @Rowanisnthere
      @Rowanisnthere 3 года назад +1

      @@anyaegan8705 wdym yeah I’m sorry what

  • @muhammadhashir6136
    @muhammadhashir6136 3 года назад +622

    "You wanna go out any time,"
    "Yes, right now in fact."
    Leaves server

    • @Rockethead293
      @Rockethead293 3 года назад +5

      lull

    • @knur0970
      @knur0970 3 года назад +2

      Understandable

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад +2

      Lol
      Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I got a edm song out called Dancing Alone and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

    • @hyphen4299
      @hyphen4299 3 года назад +2

      @@ZachzWinner ill check it out later :)

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад +1

      @@hyphen4299 thanks

  • @trol3926
    @trol3926 3 года назад +982

    Beluga: yes
    Eugene: *bans the word yes in the server*
    "indeed"

  • @ozgamerab8780
    @ozgamerab8780 Год назад +1

    Here is the history of failures.
    Strategy 1 - Mods like to mute people for disagreeing, so Beluga couldn’t give arguments
    Strategy 2 - Copying didn’t work, because mods have a higher emoji capacity than normal users
    Strategy 3 - Memes didn’t work, because Eugene is a master of meme
    Strategy 4 - Eugene could ban the word yes

  • @headfullofdreams6083
    @headfullofdreams6083 3 года назад +1344

    I love that he literally just said "girl?" Not even "wait, you're a girl?" Just "girl?"

    • @justalittleme
      @justalittleme 3 года назад +9

      Haha

    • @nabilhussaingaming5661
      @nabilhussaingaming5661 3 года назад

      W̷a̷t̷c̷h̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷n̷e̷w̷ ̷v̷i̷d̷e̷o̷ ̷l̷i̷k̷e̷ ̷2̷k̷i

    • @szrii
      @szrii 3 года назад

      “?

    • @oiyou9170
      @oiyou9170 3 года назад +5

      That's how powerful it is

    • @johnwendel702
      @johnwendel702 3 года назад +10

      Its like he is a cow in minecraft and he just saw wheat

  • @AdmiralColdhead
    @AdmiralColdhead 3 года назад +439

    "Apologize. Now."
    "I'm sorry that you're a mod."

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 3 года назад +673

    “People stray away from the point of the argument, for the sake of winning the argument”
    -someone im not bothered enough to remember.

    • @jadoo782002able
      @jadoo782002able 3 года назад +17

      “People stray away from the point of the argument, for the sake of winning the argument”
      -someone im not bothered enough to remember.

    • @mraksoveech
      @mraksoveech 3 года назад +3

      @@jadoo782002able thats quit a powerful move there

    • @connector_studios
      @connector_studios 3 года назад +2

      @Vishnu PM thats quit a powerful move there

    • @fossick2992
      @fossick2992 3 года назад +2

      @@connector_studios thats quit a powerful move there

    • @ridenberg
      @ridenberg 3 года назад +4

      @@fossick2992 thats enter a powerful move there

  • @VAL-ENT
    @VAL-ENT 2 года назад +2

    I came across your channel when you had 140k subscribers, your videos are hilarious, and you grew so quickly, good luck with 10 million :)

  • @forty5842
    @forty5842 3 года назад +223

    How to win a dc argument:
    Step 1: facts and logic
    Step 2: copy
    Step 3: memes
    Step 4: yes
    Step 5: (if necessary) be a girl
    Actually this is going to work, the tip is to annoy the ones arguing with you on a messenger gc or a discord server

    • @sarthakiii
      @sarthakiii 3 года назад

      Those creeps need to get outta discord! This has come so far that a girl on discord is basically a joke now...

    • @littleboss2006
      @littleboss2006 3 года назад

      Yea, even if you at disadvantages. Try to annoy them, whoever snap first lost 🤣. Cuz they're so desperate to win 🥴

    • @ondreaction1911
      @ondreaction1911 3 года назад

      @@sarthakiii always has been

    • @January1983_1
      @January1983_1 3 года назад

      @@ondreaction1911 *gunshot*

    • @adityarepaka6566
      @adityarepaka6566 3 года назад

      Please anyone can tell of girl music which he use

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 3 года назад +1859

    Winning an argument with a smart person is hard. Winning one against a dumb person is even harder. Their brains are just so smooth that facts and logic just slide right over them.

    • @indigo_editzz
      @indigo_editzz 3 года назад +27

      True

    • @lucifersatan8240
      @lucifersatan8240 3 года назад +94

      My Moto is "It is Hard to argue with a genius but it is imposible to argue with a moron."

    • @elizabethafton2449
      @elizabethafton2449 3 года назад +4

      TRUTH

    • @oddaardvark7733
      @oddaardvark7733 3 года назад +5

      Same applies to chess. I have to sacrifice like half my pieces before I've moved my sister's pieces enough to actually play.

    • @BB-sr6ub
      @BB-sr6ub 3 года назад +1

      Nope its impossible

  • @theproofyt
    @theproofyt 3 года назад +432

    Fact: This channel is addictive.

  • @ozgamerab8780
    @ozgamerab8780 Год назад +1

    0:46 Eugene: Ooh I have you there sweetie!

  • @skylan031
    @skylan031 3 года назад +510

    I like how Beluga just started doing this and now he has 2 million

    • @gond6099
      @gond6099 3 года назад +1

      Wow first

    • @MembersOfHistory
      @MembersOfHistory 3 года назад +3

      crazy

    • @gond6099
      @gond6099 3 года назад +1

      @@MembersOfHistory oh um hello there mr levi sir

    • @gibraltar0553
      @gibraltar0553 3 года назад +2

      Yea that's crazy. Because it's fake. But still kinda funny.

    • @mu2137
      @mu2137 3 года назад +1

      When did he get 1.9 million?

  • @lucastaney
    @lucastaney 3 года назад +665

    I think this guy beat RUclips itself at the rate he’s gaining subscribers.

  • @hidden4378
    @hidden4378 3 года назад +678

    "Eugene is the greatest mod of all time."
    "Beluga is the greatest mod of all time."
    "Wait no-"

  • @aresknight12
    @aresknight12 2 года назад +1

    I like how whoever was playing hecker messed up and started typing for a second

  • @nuclear9929
    @nuclear9929 3 года назад +940

    "It's hard to win an argument against a smart person. But it's impossible to win against an idiot.
    Unless you ban them."
    -Sun Tzu, Art of Discord

    • @Blue-fd4ur
      @Blue-fd4ur 3 года назад +11

      You a techno fan too or just like the reference

    • @gu-TT0
      @gu-TT0 3 года назад +8

      @Borisskyman i think im looking at a mirror, like, people swear at me only because i enjoy playing Fortnite with my little brother, like, thats what i hate about the internet, and i cant really do anything but ignore, because internet arguments never end because nobody wants to accept the fact that theyre wrong

    • @Curseycubey
      @Curseycubey 3 года назад +2

      @@Blue-fd4ur who that Technology Fan

    • @oleevv
      @oleevv 3 года назад +1

      @@Curseycubey a second ago? dude how fast are these replies?

    • @Curseycubey
      @Curseycubey 3 года назад +1

      @@Blue-fd4ur is that blood god art of war sun tzu you remember this hero is want To Kill govorment He nice hero he save EVERYONE

  • @D4rant
    @D4rant 3 года назад +857

    2:19 hecker is always watching

  • @denizo9263
    @denizo9263 3 года назад +607

    You should've done "That's what your mother said." In the part where he says he's the greatest mod.

    • @Fuzzyisme
      @Fuzzyisme 3 года назад +4

      @BILLIE SAYS DUH shut

    • @jamesdonnelly7194
      @jamesdonnelly7194 3 года назад +3

      @BILLIE SAYS DUH Don’t waste ur money on a professional mic

    • @k.et0
      @k.et0 3 года назад

      @BILLIE SAYS DUH k

  • @Sonadow17916
    @Sonadow17916 2 года назад +2

    Plot twist : eugene is actually nikocado avacado in disguise

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +2926

    How mods sees themselves to wamen...
    Girl: Are you a Discord mod and a Redditor? *hand fans herself* *takes off her coat* Oh, my God...

    • @guesswhat5633
      @guesswhat5633 3 года назад +26

      are you a redditor and a discord admin

    • @Yggdraseed
      @Yggdraseed 3 года назад +16

      "Oh me oh my, I do declare, I seem to be comin' down with a case of the vapors! Would you be so kind as to tell me about your encyclopedic knowledge of katanas?"

    • @shhydxghfcbjfxvhjf
      @shhydxghfcbjfxvhjf 3 года назад +1

      Bruh quit copying an old dead meme

    • @alienspear8706
      @alienspear8706 3 года назад +1

      Don’t worry the moderator’s fat ass tummy will take care of that punch 👍

    • @y.juriko4007
      @y.juriko4007 3 года назад +5

      @@shhydxghfcbjfxvhjf no one asked

  • @caseynguyen3319
    @caseynguyen3319 3 года назад +535

    Plot Twist: Beluga wins with strategy 4 after he starts saying “yess” instead of “yes”

  • @s0laret012
    @s0laret012 3 года назад +566

    This channel actually teaches kids a bit.
    Namely: DON'T TRUST STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET

    • @MalusDemonium
      @MalusDemonium 3 года назад +3

      Wait so you’re saying I shouldn’t have given Lester my address

    • @TheAzsunshine11
      @TheAzsunshine11 3 года назад +2

      @@MalusDemonium No, McDonalds Ayaka, no.

    • @Anim3central
      @Anim3central 3 года назад +1

      @@MalusDemonium Hi did you dm me?

    • @MalusDemonium
      @MalusDemonium 3 года назад

      @@TheAzsunshine11 the anime waifus gone sweetie . I’m here now and the only thing left on the menu is one child. Straight from the basement.

    • @PRBananastan
      @PRBananastan 3 года назад

      your takeaway should be: fartnite sucks

  • @sixkicksfightertricks949
    @sixkicksfightertricks949 2 года назад +1

    My strategies in order are:
    1, tell the person I want peaceful debate, not conflict.
    2, Let's agree to disagree.
    3, pretend to agree with obvious sarcasm.
    4, tell them that I wish the exchange could have gone better but it turned out like this instead.
    5, k.
    Thankfully I never felt the need to resort to "k".

  • @sigil9414
    @sigil9414 3 года назад +422

    Why are these so damn satisfying and hilarious? It's like Discord exists to be this guy's platform.

  • @yeahnolol8337
    @yeahnolol8337 3 года назад +609

    “Sometimes, sacrifices must be made.” -skittle, August 2007
    Omg relatable 💀

  • @tony8717
    @tony8717 3 года назад +681

    "There is nothing more gullible and therefore a much easier opponent than a Discord mod." - Sun Tzu

  • @bb8pew
    @bb8pew 2 года назад

    Past Beluga: “Thanks for 2 million subs
    Future Beluga: “Thanks for 7.52 million sub”

  • @kostisk4019
    @kostisk4019 3 года назад +397

    I can't tell if "Hecker is typing..." was a mistake or an elaborate setup

  • @ThatGuy-si1lu
    @ThatGuy-si1lu 3 года назад +774

    Beluwuga: *exists*
    Every being in existence: well, Hello there.. “M’lady.”

    • @godlylion6857
      @godlylion6857 3 года назад +10

      Everyone is adrien

    • @s-agk
      @s-agk 3 года назад +5

      @@godlylion6857 WAIT WAS THAT A MIRACULOUS REFERENCE

    • @apoorlydrawnbabyfrompocaho7639
      @apoorlydrawnbabyfrompocaho7639 3 года назад +3

      @@s-agk you’re cringy af

    • @s-agk
      @s-agk 3 года назад +18

      @@apoorlydrawnbabyfrompocaho7639 is that so? i’m absolutely devastated! i’m in my room, in a puddle of tears, crying my eyes out until they’re dry. i’ve never experienced this type of anguish before. i cant breathe, i can’t sleep, i can’t experience love. i’m broken. i will never, ever, be the same.
      lmao how tf am i supposed to reply to that 😭🤚

    • @nasty_playzyt4888
      @nasty_playzyt4888 3 года назад

      Bruh I can't imagine being as down horrendous as this dude in the video

  • @tacosauce8639
    @tacosauce8639 3 года назад +966

    "Eugene is the greatest mod of all time"
    "Eugene is the worst mod of all time"
    *that is how you do it.*

    • @tacosauce8639
      @tacosauce8639 3 года назад +20

      @Georgina Orwell I suppose that would work

    • @_FunE_
      @_FunE_ 3 года назад +21

      @@tacosauce8639 although gay jokes kinda suck

    • @tacosauce8639
      @tacosauce8639 3 года назад +31

      @@_FunE_ i guess they could be funny if you use them in the right context. but just saying "lol but ur gay" isnt really a good comeback.

    • @allisproduction2716
      @allisproduction2716 3 года назад +3

      "Eugene is the ugliest mode of all time

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 3 года назад +18

      “lol ur gay”
      “i thought we were keeping our relationship a secret”

  • @conrad2521
    @conrad2521 2 года назад

    strat 4: yes
    beluga: slowly typing yes
    meanwhile hecker: *typing*

  • @fim...
    @fim... 3 года назад +1310

    strategy 1: facts and logic
    strategy 2: imitation
    strategy 3: memes
    strategy 4: yes
    strategy 5:

  • @Xyros0
    @Xyros0 3 года назад +771

    just imitate him with quotes and weird writing
    "EuGeNe Is tHe BeSt MoD eVeR"

    • @thebucketheadgaming
      @thebucketheadgaming 3 года назад +57

      "JuSt ImItAtE hIm WiTh QuOtEs AnD wEiRd WrItInG"
      "'EuGeNe Is ThE bEsT mOd EvEr'"

    • @Xyros0
      @Xyros0 3 года назад +41

      @@thebucketheadgaming yea like that
      Please don't keep going tho

    • @thebucketheadgaming
      @thebucketheadgaming 3 года назад +27

      @@Xyros0 ok.

    • @Xyros0
      @Xyros0 3 года назад +27

      @@thebucketheadgaming thank you

    • @thebucketheadgaming
      @thebucketheadgaming 3 года назад +28

      ​@@Xyros0 You're most certainly welcome.

  • @prov1d317
    @prov1d317 3 года назад +416

    This man hit 2 mil a week ago and now he's almost close to 3 mil. Everyone knows this is good content

    • @divaykey
      @divaykey 3 года назад +11

      he was 170k like 3 or 4 weeks ago lol he really blew up fast

    • @prov1d317
      @prov1d317 3 года назад +12

      @@divaykey he blew up faster than most dad's leaving to get mill

    • @ibrahimmapkar2220
      @ibrahimmapkar2220 3 года назад +3

      He was at 70k like a month ago

    • @johnlinelu.alcorroque5880
      @johnlinelu.alcorroque5880 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @Black-ki4qm
      @Black-ki4qm 3 года назад +1

      It's super entertaining

  • @mellowsans2944
    @mellowsans2944 2 года назад

    can't tell whats more hilarious. the overall video or the cat pfp just fitting perfectly to the imitation part

  • @CloudflierEvolved
    @CloudflierEvolved 3 года назад +665

    Finding out Beluga isn’t actually a cat was emotionally devastating to me.

  • @elitehumpty3603
    @elitehumpty3603 3 года назад +1450

    Can everyone accept the fact that Beluga posts daily and still manages to get great edits and make us laugh. And he literly earned 200,000 subs in 3 days wtf

    • @Menderino
      @Menderino 3 года назад +42

      once he got blessed by the algorythm it took off from there, like it always happens. People subscribing get the notification as reccomended in the home page

    • @BulletBlad3
      @BulletBlad3 3 года назад +25

      Mmm yes…daily
      Still good vids tho

    • @mysticwizardphd
      @mysticwizardphd 3 года назад +5

      You realize I’ve been counting his subs since the dawn of time

    • @mysticwizardphd
      @mysticwizardphd 3 года назад +3

      You can find my comments in his videos

    • @JH-vt2ee
      @JH-vt2ee 3 года назад +4

      He has earned 2,000,000 in two months?!

  • @rauftaj
    @rauftaj 3 года назад +535

    I'm proud of Beluga. He's beating the subscribers gaining rate, cause of his awesome vids. Ppl who have nothing to do with discord are knowing this. Great job, I wish you become more successful.
    Edit: Tysm for 500 likes!

    • @remukanava3290
      @remukanava3290 3 года назад +4

      @@ArMentorLazada Pablo

    • @Jane-n2k1q
      @Jane-n2k1q 3 года назад +3

      @@ArMentorLazada Pablo

    • @Benimaruabenihime
      @Benimaruabenihime 3 года назад +3

      @@ArMentorLazada pablo

    • @lucidduck
      @lucidduck 3 года назад

      feel like he is fruit berries

    • @hamzahussain8641
      @hamzahussain8641 3 года назад +1

      Please tell me why this channel got 2 million followers and what content it provides

  • @visloyal
    @visloyal 9 месяцев назад +1

    I really love these discord video these are awesome !

  • @Zetosolos
    @Zetosolos 3 года назад +502

    Eugene: yes you did sweetie
    If he was my mom and I said no I didn't:
    Belt:

    • @levachan5610
      @levachan5610 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @2saw
      @2saw 3 года назад

      that username tho..

  • @sirnoob7871
    @sirnoob7871 3 года назад +106

    The most powerful thing in the universe on discord is saying "I'm a girl btw."

  • @ILSN1996
    @ILSN1996 3 года назад +420

    The most dangerous warhead in the world:
    "I'm a girl"

    • @adi4032
      @adi4032 3 года назад +4

      Asexuals be like : DO I LOOK LIKE-

    • @-aestheticfox-3335
      @-aestheticfox-3335 3 года назад +6

      i really am a girl HahA

    • @-aestheticfox-3335
      @-aestheticfox-3335 3 года назад +1

      @The Chosen one Noice

    • @universal5459
      @universal5459 3 года назад +5

      if that's a warhead this is an orbital strike :
      STEP 1 be girl image
      Step 2 say "I'm a boy"
      step 3 live the rest of your life with PTSD and the guilt of murdering a civilisation.

    • @Wor_u15
      @Wor_u15 3 года назад +3

      @EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! that’s a bot

  • @jayden_ebubeze_3810
    @jayden_ebubeze_3810 2 месяца назад +1

    At the moment I saw the thumbnail, I knew it was "I'm sorry you're an egg" 😆

  • @anay5239
    @anay5239 3 года назад +696

    "I prefer gym"
    "working out"
    "eating healthy"
    Top 10 biggest anime lies

    • @inkymey
      @inkymey 3 года назад +9

      *He lied as naturally as he breathed...*

    • @CosmosMemes
      @CosmosMemes 3 года назад +4

      "I prefer home"
      "Working in" (Lmfao who's even working?)
      "Eating"

    • @longjohn8672
      @longjohn8672 3 года назад +5

      @@TheGamingPalace123 no, stop begging

    • @iNCO42
      @iNCO42 3 года назад

      *lies all lies*

    • @iNCO42
      @iNCO42 3 года назад

      @@TheGamingPalace123 no fuck no you've been a naughty and you are getting none

  • @greenpewdiepie4207
    @greenpewdiepie4207 3 года назад +1090

    This might be one of the best pieces of content I’ve seen in a long time.

    • @elgabel411
      @elgabel411 3 года назад +6

      same! I was entertained for 3 minutes and 16 seconds

    • @eugene7626
      @eugene7626 3 года назад +7

      I don t agree

    • @Coabb1
      @Coabb1 3 года назад +1

      @@eugene7626 dam you

    • @tans8426
      @tans8426 3 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @tans8426
      @tans8426 3 года назад +1

      @@eugene7626 ur head looks like an egg :/

  • @mephrix672
    @mephrix672 3 года назад +162

    No one gonna talk about Hecker typing in the "yes" argument?

    • @mazin-ix4no
      @mazin-ix4no 3 года назад +3

      YeZ

    • @brendonseng7557
      @brendonseng7557 3 года назад +10

      oh its gonna be an easter egg

    • @imakeeditsiwillbeatevil9346
      @imakeeditsiwillbeatevil9346 3 года назад +1

      Nice observation and btw can you plz tell me if I’m shadowbanned by replying to me

    • @somebody2772
      @somebody2772 3 года назад

      @@imakeeditsiwillbeatevil9346 no

    • @Yo-kk7hw
      @Yo-kk7hw 3 года назад

      @@imakeeditsiwillbeatevil9346 shadow banned wot

  • @YamamotoTV2021
    @YamamotoTV2021 6 месяцев назад

    0:34 Alternative strategy:
    - Yes, you did, sweetie.
    - Yes, you did, eggie.
    - Don’t call me eggie.
    - Don’t call me sweetie.

  • @lianlul
    @lianlul 3 года назад +390

    Eugene: girl?
    Beluwuga: ye
    Eugene: i was kidding... fortnite isn't a great game
    *typical people*

    • @sonofgreatsteppes9497
      @sonofgreatsteppes9497 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, typical.
      We live in a [REDACTED],
      .....
      We live in a period.

    • @lethall6609
      @lethall6609 3 года назад +2

      @@sonofgreatsteppes9497 cod reference?

    • @sonofgreatsteppes9497
      @sonofgreatsteppes9497 3 года назад +6

      @@lethall6609 you mean the 'we live in a period'? No, it's reference on the interview of Oswald Mosley, a british fascist, in 1930.
      "We live in a period, when politicians are not very popular."

    • @lethall6609
      @lethall6609 3 года назад +2

      @@sonofgreatsteppes9497 ooh I see

    • @BraveSoda
      @BraveSoda 3 года назад +1

      XD

  • @stinkywinkxy
    @stinkywinkxy 3 года назад +480

    Plot Twist: Eugene is the Facebook Mom undercover.

  • @donyg7031
    @donyg7031 3 года назад +367

    "The learning curve was flattened which ruined the competitive " that's how all great games die. They make the game too easy to "help new players" which just ruins the game for preexisting players by lowering the skill ceiling

    • @EthanDBG
      @EthanDBG 3 года назад +9

      I haven’t played fortnite in about a year but I was sweating for an entire month practicing every day as much as I could, and then I tried playing against my friends and got absolutely dumped on.
      It’s really not that easy to get the game and become better than someone with 3+ years of experience

    • @BossAwesomeSauce
      @BossAwesomeSauce 3 года назад

      Fax

    • @ItsDaKoolaidDude
      @ItsDaKoolaidDude 3 года назад +1

      As someone who walked away from Warframe...
      Yes. Though not in the same way you describe and not to the same effect.

    • @Assassin5671000
      @Assassin5671000 3 года назад +1

      And you may as well end up with a dying game since all the new players keep losing to the experienced ones . I mean I get it's bad to lower the curve but new players need to win sometimes to keep themselves invested ,why would you keep playing if you get curbed stomped every time you play

    • @lamarr51
      @lamarr51 3 года назад +1

      @@EthanDBG well I have 2.7k hours on the game (now I quit its boring) and I'd say I kind of agree but at the same time there's harder games that didn't get rid of the learning curve, I went through that learning curve all the way back in season 3 but that was when epic really didn't care about new players

  • @Hurricane6220
    @Hurricane6220 2 года назад

    I love the ultra-fast private message spam at the end :DDD

  • @jenardnolieseminiano3458
    @jenardnolieseminiano3458 3 года назад +301

    Beluga: casually typing yes
    *Hecker is Typing*

  • @L0N2359
    @L0N2359 3 года назад +426

    “People keep quoting things from me that I’ve never said.”
    - Albert Einstein

    • @saidelbiev5326
      @saidelbiev5326 3 года назад +34

      "Who is watching this in 1891?" - Albert Einstein

    • @samoht5674
      @samoht5674 3 года назад +22

      @@saidelbiev5326 "I don't know"-Albert Einstein...probably

    • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
      @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 3 года назад +20

      "Legend has it people are still trying to misquote Einstein." - Abraham Lincoln

    • @mskyba
      @mskyba 3 года назад +16

      "I didn't say this quote."
      - Albert Einstein

    • @liyajk_007
      @liyajk_007 3 года назад +11

      "Y'all are funny" -Albert Einstein

  • @Tythan-rg4uc
    @Tythan-rg4uc 3 года назад +388

    Thought the “We just got 2 million subscribers” would be “We just got 2 million dms from Eugene”

  • @leongamingplayz8313
    @leongamingplayz8313 2 года назад +1

    Beluga channel is growing too fast. UNBELIEVABLE

  • @daryojpg
    @daryojpg 3 года назад +153

    optional:
    -screenshot the victim saying "fortnite good"
    -go to a server where everyone hates fortnite
    -threaten him to post the screenshot of him (or more extreme his user) unless he says he lost the argument
    or just be a woman

    • @Soy_boy-by8ez
      @Soy_boy-by8ez 3 года назад +1

      lol be a woman

    • @oO0yuu0Oo
      @oO0yuu0Oo 3 года назад

      but what if he is SECRETLY a woman

    • @linjix
      @linjix 3 года назад

      @@oO0yuu0Oo even better

  • @Anim3central
    @Anim3central 3 года назад +1277

    I see Eugene isn't a good mod. Time to replace him with myself

    • @user-no7vm8of3s
      @user-no7vm8of3s 3 года назад +100

      *you're even worse*

    • @---io5kw
      @---io5kw 3 года назад +39

      nah you're not a good mod either

    • @WaffleWafi137
      @WaffleWafi137 3 года назад +22

      Your worse lester

    • @Mando-mc4lk
      @Mando-mc4lk 3 года назад +18

      Joined two hours ago?💀💀💀 still you’re worst than him mr lEsTeR

    • @funkiestcord67
      @funkiestcord67 3 года назад +12

      Eugene is egg

  • @s0meRand0m129
    @s0meRand0m129 3 года назад +229

    last strategy : "pretend to be a girl"
    I did this before and the results is what you would expect but the longer you give them attention, the worse it gets

    • @urmum9611
      @urmum9611 3 года назад +3

      What if I’m already a girl?! 🤨

    • @garibmehra
      @garibmehra 3 года назад +14

      @@urmum9611 then change your gender
      Do a gender change surgery
      And then pretend to be woman
      Simple🤦‍♂️

    • @limesandlemons1367
      @limesandlemons1367 3 года назад +2

      @@garibmehra gender change surgery? you sure thats what it's called?

    • @garibmehra
      @garibmehra 3 года назад +10

      @@limesandlemons1367 no I just spit whatever came in my mind
      You got the idea tho

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +11

      What if my opponent is either a straight girl or a gay boy?

  • @Justanooblol
    @Justanooblol Год назад +2

    Bro this channel grew so much in just a year...

  • @scoops.1425
    @scoops.1425 3 года назад +414

    I want a movie with every single character interacting with each other, that would be so cool...

  • @swarnalodh7429
    @swarnalodh7429 3 года назад +406

    Can we just appreciate how the music change highly controls the drama, and this guy played it too well! I honestly love all his videos

  • @anuvindh_s3612
    @anuvindh_s3612 3 года назад +136

    2:19
    EUGENE :- BANS THE WORD "YES"
    Beluga :- CALLS HECKER
    Hecker :- " hecker is typing "

    • @awd7477
      @awd7477 3 года назад +3

      i saw it :)

    • @hao123psn4
      @hao123psn4 3 года назад

      @@awd7477 me too!

  • @brownie_m0nzt3r
    @brownie_m0nzt3r 2 года назад

    -Eugene is the greatest mod of all time
    Me if i was in beluga's shoes: Beluga is the greatest person of all time.

  • @bobaboba1760
    @bobaboba1760 3 года назад +494

    The videos are short, but the editing is just so amazing.

    • @sffsvfvsvfds8695
      @sffsvfvsvfds8695 3 года назад +1

      SHORT LIKE YOU OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @t0xicwaves737
      @t0xicwaves737 3 года назад +6

      @@sffsvfvsvfds8695 Tf

    • @CrownedMeadow
      @CrownedMeadow 3 года назад +2

      Agree! That’s two reasons they’re so worth watching. 👏 😁

    • @Pglizm
      @Pglizm 3 года назад +4

      @@sffsvfvsvfds8695 wow best roast ever
      not

    • @Chickenbwoy85
      @Chickenbwoy85 3 года назад

      @@Pglizm he was playing..........

  • @fittzwmz2641
    @fittzwmz2641 3 года назад +198

    This reminds me of highschool, a perpetual attempt to voice your opinion without getting harassed.

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 3 года назад +4

      reminds me of the entire fucking internet

    • @TheRanscat
      @TheRanscat 3 года назад +2

      I harrased people with my opinion because I was annoying as fuck. OH YEAH!

    • @smogui68
      @smogui68 3 года назад

      Ñ

  • @pablobarreto3587
    @pablobarreto3587 3 года назад +342

    if "yes" turn into a banned word just use different words like "yep", "yeah", "indeed" and others like that 'till everyone cant say a single word that implies agreeing with something and the mod get banned or demoted by the owner for having 44 reports of admin abuse

  • @LinhNguyen-vm2um
    @LinhNguyen-vm2um 2 года назад

    0:50 imagine the word "but not today lol" suddenly appears on the screen and Beluga says "Eugene is the worst mod of all time."

  • @Justjams
    @Justjams 3 года назад +431

    An argument against someone intelligent is difficult, an argument against an idiot is impossible

    • @voncurfn9443
      @voncurfn9443 3 года назад +1

      My dream since I started yt was to hit 1k I hope you guys would help me out I would appreciate it alot

    • @richardwattersonplays679
      @richardwattersonplays679 3 года назад

      E

    • @johnmarston57
      @johnmarston57 3 года назад

      first reply

    • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug5884
      @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug5884 3 года назад +3

      Answering a verified content creator is pointless, because he won't see your message at all and is just here for subs

    • @S.11Ayers
      @S.11Ayers 3 года назад

      @Muscleman8562 bruh moment how did you legit delete the self promoting reply to you?

  • @Aquald
    @Aquald 3 года назад +446

    I like how Hecker tried to warn Beluga about banned "Yes"

  • @9836-b9k
    @9836-b9k 3 года назад +109

    "I'm a girl btw" has become the most powerful and magical sentence on discord.

    • @CosmosMemes
      @CosmosMemes 3 года назад +8

      @Drista Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Stop spamming
      Or imma report u

    • @fxtal7768
      @fxtal7768 3 года назад +1

      Its more powerful than the Infinity gaunlet
      stolen commrnt btw(:/

    • @boom4528
      @boom4528 3 года назад

      @Drista wow so brocken :,((((((

  • @thenamestails7152
    @thenamestails7152 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:20 you missed the opportunity to say "yeah, right, you said enough" and then pull an Uno reverse card, muting EggEune. Skill issue lol 😂