Everything the BMW dealer FAILED to find on my BROKEN X5 4.6is (horrible inspection)

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  • @davidstewart3868
    @davidstewart3868 2 года назад +500

    Johnny, the car ninja, has developed into a real RUclips personality. He tells it like he sees it.

  • @alanbradford3130
    @alanbradford3130 2 года назад +1134

    Looks like Hoovie's skill is finding good mechanics, not good cars!

    • @MrChewymentos
      @MrChewymentos 2 года назад +11

      Well that bodes well for him and them in his RUclips channel and his hoopty saving ways 😎

    • @mattpovah5952
      @mattpovah5952 2 года назад +24

      Finding a good mechanic is north of three quarters of the job.

    • @peterjansen5571
      @peterjansen5571 2 года назад +12

      In my opinion he only found one. The car ninja

    • @logicreversed18t
      @logicreversed18t 2 года назад +33

      Finding good cars = no youtube content
      He's completely capable of finding good cars. His skill is selling us the "bumbling idiot" narrative.

    • @ThorMaxx
      @ThorMaxx 2 года назад +4

      Hoovie is the Auto Mechanic Whisperer

  • @chandlerlofton6536
    @chandlerlofton6536 2 года назад +246

    I am a dealer tech for Mercedes, and I just want to say you nailed it on the head with your rant on dealers. I’ve been in the game over 19 years now, and I can honestly say it’s a different world! All the dealers are corporate owned now. The pride in ownership of these dealers is gone. They are ran by bean counters and under paid “ managers” that couldn’t care less about the customer. The pressure to produce, and lack of training is a killer.

    • @gmc8092
      @gmc8092 2 года назад +6

      It's a US-made euro-bad-car, that's even worst, American workers can't assemble that mess, not even the Germans can, and maintain it? takes some patience to do it 19 years, well done, feel good for your work

    • @parallelpost
      @parallelpost 2 года назад +2

      I do my own work on my Benz. I trust my Mexican to change my hoses more than any dealer in San Diego. Specialty Benz repairs suck too. They couldnt even replace the purge valve hose when it tore before they had it for a week while doing my tranny mount and brake flush.

    • @parallelpost
      @parallelpost 2 года назад +4

      Gonna say, I owned one of these X5 models bought of my cousin's wife after he died. Loved the engine, terrible fuel economy and breaking plastic parts, etc. What pissed me off was the battery went bad and it is located in the back under the spare, under bolts. Sold it for 2000 and bought a Tacoma and Benz instead.

    • @kaveh1836
      @kaveh1836 2 года назад

      Do you happen to work for Mercedes Benz of Calabasas cause you described my experience with them to a T

    • @catinthehat5140
      @catinthehat5140 2 года назад

      Wouldn't a private dealer care more about money since they are closer to the profit?

  • @RichardDotJee
    @RichardDotJee 2 года назад +80

    Hoovie "let's floor it!" And all that blue smoke in the rear. 😆

  • @SW3434
    @SW3434 2 года назад +282

    I fuckin love Jonny. Straight shooting and no bs. The best master BMW mechanic around

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 2 года назад +17

      Yes, if you’re going to specialize, find a brand that breaks constantly, with starry-eyed owners who will spend on their “babies.”

    • @saimk4239
      @saimk4239 2 года назад +9

      @@markstevens1729 Yet again, we have another American who only likes GM and Ford products. Cars like these are not cheap, they need preventive maintenance which is more expensive than other brands and they also have maintenance intervals, which are made for reliability reasons - you don't want to slack on them. These cars depreciate and when you have Ferrari-priced maintenance in a Toyota-priced car, you're asking for it. People buy these cheap, except cheap maintenance prices, but realise they can't afford it, so the cars break and break and come to a point where it costs an arm and a leg to fix and get right. They then get sold on and bought by people like Hoovie, who rants about their reliability. Smh American people...

    • @MyKeeP81
      @MyKeeP81 2 года назад +5

      @@saimk4239 im an american who doesnt like american cars. these bmws are junk lol who buys something to only have it in the shop and cost u a fortune lol i would never. give me a new one on under warranty or give me a used lexus i never have to worry about

    • @aidenp5768
      @aidenp5768 2 года назад +1

      @@saimk4239
      Bro how did you copy exactly what I was going to say! Haha well said. People always have something to say and have no clue. The video even shows how dumb people can be, you take it to the dealer and they say it’s good to go and things that have been checked and in reality it hasn’t, so the owner is expecting a good car. These cars are for people with money and who’s familiar to the car. People love to get their opinions rushed on here as if BMWs 3L - 6L performance calibrated engines are suppose to be as simple and cheap as the a 1.5L-2.5L Toyota/Honda/ economy focus or whatever motors, ridiculous.

    • @sleepyvtek9
      @sleepyvtek9 2 года назад

      him and car wizard are so passionate about fixing cars

  • @jwitt513
    @jwitt513 2 года назад +709

    Hoovie: "He said it wasn't a project"
    Ninja: "Then what is it?"
    LMAO

    • @joshuasargent991
      @joshuasargent991 2 года назад +19

      Well, to be fair a "project" is a car worth fixing. So this one might not be a project.

    • @andreanastacio9548
      @andreanastacio9548 2 года назад +3

      When he said that, my inner voice immediately screamed out garbage

    • @that1guy82
      @that1guy82 2 года назад +2

      He sold the car to hoovie, of course its a project car.

    • @pigeonpoo1823
      @pigeonpoo1823 2 года назад +2

      Haven't Chevy just launched a 1000hp 10l crate engine. Sooooo, LS swap!!!!!!
      Defo a project car

    • @WthaHatchet
      @WthaHatchet 2 года назад +2

      I think he meant POS! Not project 🤣 Maybe bad cell signal? 😆

  • @DirtE30
    @DirtE30 2 года назад +76

    My favorite thing about Hoovie, The Wiziard and Ninja’s channels is that they have seen fit to fight the common notion that all “mechanics” are out to get you… as a tech myself, no longer making a living that way, it warms my heart to see good folks doing things right and finding a way to make financial gain in an honest and helpful way for folks who may not know anything about the topics at hand. THIS! This is what RUclips started as and these fellas have refined it into “Edutainment”! I want in!

    • @TR4G
      @TR4G 2 года назад +1

      being a mechanic and a BMW driver I just accept that everyone will hate my guts even if i am honest and use my blinkers XD

  • @Dahlar
    @Dahlar 2 года назад +153

    Dealer: "We can't sell Hoovie a working car. He doesn't like those."

  • @davidgalinat4257
    @davidgalinat4257 2 года назад +166

    "I bought an old BMW X5 and feel massively screwed." And water is wet.

    • @flbartlett
      @flbartlett 2 года назад +9

      "I bought a BMW and I'm massively screwed." Grammarly corrected.

    • @Notthetimeforit
      @Notthetimeforit 2 года назад

      @@flbartlett you do realise that you can 'feel' massively screwed right? So grammatically there was nothing wrong with that sentence. It was expressing a state of mind. But hey it's an x5 so both work perfectly fine .

    • @flbartlett
      @flbartlett 2 года назад +1

      @@Notthetimeforit I wasn't correcting grammar. I was poking fun at the misery BMW ownership and the relentlessly RUclips marketed product Grammarly.

    • @Notthetimeforit
      @Notthetimeforit 2 года назад

      @@flbartlett Ha, all good I was just stirring shit. Can't say I've seen youtube marketing grammerly, I just get a tonne of political ads for Australia.

    • @Notthetimeforit
      @Notthetimeforit 2 года назад

      @@flbartlett but the BMW misery I can agree with you on. Have to be a masochist to own one.

  • @lightningbear2135
    @lightningbear2135 2 года назад +222

    I always love the Car Ninja’s blunt honesty. “Yes this is going to be much more than a project car” if i had a ninja in near me I would own a BMW.

    • @pkonneker
      @pkonneker 2 года назад +10

      Yeah I was thinking that, too. I need to start finding my local mechanical genius.

    • @mjack70
      @mjack70 2 года назад +2

      Yep, drive by a used stealer ship selling one of these for…wait for it…yep 7500, looks good. Same color, different wheels, five stars.

    • @wykydytron
      @wykydytron 2 года назад +1

      If you have money to keep bmw on road you would drive Ferrari or Lambo anyway so what's the point?

    • @miked3168
      @miked3168 2 года назад +1

      Guess you like handing them your money if that was the case. Lol

    • @mrdowntwoburnone8985
      @mrdowntwoburnone8985 2 года назад

      @shawn bishop if you were in Illinois I know a guy from Lebanon most honest and trustworthy mechanic I’ve ever met and one of the best human beings I’ve met too he specializes in all cars but his son is into BMWs especially the five series so much so that I would buy a BMW because of his father and I have never heard anything positive about BMW maintenance

  • @sayrerowan734
    @sayrerowan734 2 года назад +210

    The seller lied to you about so many things there's no way he didn't mean to screw you.

    • @pennise
      @pennise 2 года назад +27

      "The only person who screws Mr. Hoovie is Mrs. Hoovie." Mrs. Hoovie

    • @anthonyslazas2898
      @anthonyslazas2898 2 года назад +11

      He 7500 hundred and knew Tyler wanted the truck.

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 2 года назад +2

      Kinda seems more like the guy got saved/screwed over by the dealer.
      But as old mate says, hoovie wanted the bike

    • @anthonyslazas2898
      @anthonyslazas2898 2 года назад +1

      @@drumboarder1 I'm not buying that

    • @davidkosa
      @davidkosa 2 года назад +1

      He was a shrewd negotiator and met Hoovie right in the middle at full price.

  • @MetalTrabant
    @MetalTrabant 2 года назад +31

    I'd definitely polish up the headlights on all the 2001 line-up models of yours, so they would almost look brand new on photos from a certain distance (I guess there will be a lot of photos now that you've collected them all).
    Clouded, yellowish headlights can really age down a cars' look, worth doing them.

  • @zk9964
    @zk9964 2 года назад +288

    Finding a good independent shop is one of the greatest things being a car enthusiast. Thanks for showing us you all still exist car ninja.

    • @RealDixonPeter
      @RealDixonPeter 2 года назад +20

      Being capable of doing your own work on your own car is a real enthusiast.

    • @flaggrad
      @flaggrad 2 года назад +9

      I’m considering moving to Kansas just to have easy access to wizard and ninja. It would change my car purchase habits immediately.

    • @timkinley1779
      @timkinley1779 2 года назад +13

      @@flaggrad I wouldn't move to Kansas for that.

    • @faraazgani441
      @faraazgani441 2 года назад +7

      On the flip side, finding the wrong independent shop and your car is toasted! The guy might claim to know how to work on your specific car/engine and ends up messing it up completely!

    • @chrisnewbury3793
      @chrisnewbury3793 2 года назад +1

      Unless it's under warranty, the dealer is always the wrong place to go.

  • @EvanLoxley
    @EvanLoxley 2 года назад +325

    Seller: NO negotiation, I know what I have
    Ninja: Even your dealer didn't find everything wrong with it...

    • @Muffinrando
      @Muffinrando 2 года назад +6

      Sounds like he got rolled don’t it. Auto tempest would have yielded better unit I bet. Pooooor Hoovie.

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 2 года назад +27

      Jonny was being polite, he didn't want to say the dealer defrauded Tyler on camera. Which is exactly what the dealer did as they clearly didn't do an inspection and just ticked all the boxes.
      If a dealer did that to me it'd be lawsuit time.

    • @timkinley1779
      @timkinley1779 2 года назад +1

      @@jwenting Read the fine print. Surely you don't think a dealership is going to open itself up to litigation for some meth-uped washed-out mechanic do you?

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 2 года назад +7

      @@timkinley1779 fine print like that wouldn't pass legal muster here, and I doubt it would in the US either.

    • @tomcassidy6798
      @tomcassidy6798 2 года назад +10

      @@JohnSmith-uy2jg a Tesla is all good until the 7 thousand dollar battery pack goes out

  • @wrale577
    @wrale577 2 года назад +25

    It sounds like you "firmly" need to give the seller a negative review on Ebay.

  • @xdarkmercx
    @xdarkmercx 2 года назад +13

    Life goals. Walking through my mechanics garage saying "This is mine right?"

  • @miketeeveedub5779
    @miketeeveedub5779 2 года назад +127

    Hoovie: "Bought the vehicle sight-unseen."
    BMW Dealer: "Safetied the vehicle sight-unseen."

    • @ryanchase2873
      @ryanchase2873 2 года назад +3

      Not just safeties it, but gave it a bunk Certified Inspection. Lawyer up…

  • @HForceClan
    @HForceClan 2 года назад +141

    PLEASE, get the headlights fixed on all the BMW's before you line them up!! that will make a huge difference. Please!

    • @jovalwilkinson6284
      @jovalwilkinson6284 2 года назад +3

      Yeah those definitely needs some attention

    • @CMHC
      @CMHC 2 года назад +1

      Couldn't agree more.

    • @ruiterinswart5204
      @ruiterinswart5204 2 года назад +3

      Yes please, it was the first thing I noticed. Inexpensive fix but makes a HUGE difference to first impressions.

    • @edwinheredia3735
      @edwinheredia3735 2 года назад

      Specifically the M5

    • @AaronSmith-kr5yf
      @AaronSmith-kr5yf 2 года назад

      Yeah spend $20 on one of those Meguiars headlight polishing kits. I was able to do 4 or 5 cars with that before I ran out, made them all look like brand new and idiot proof, they give you all the sandpaper and polish in one box.

  • @alexhc21
    @alexhc21 2 года назад +31

    It would be cool to see Tyler’s fleet of early 2000s, all silver BMW fleet alongside all new, comparable BMW vehicles in silver. M8 next to the Z8, Z4 next to the Z3, etc

  • @sayrerowan734
    @sayrerowan734 2 года назад +28

    How do you know the guy you bought if from wasn't buddies with someone at the dealership and had them do a bogus inspection?

  • @muffinscars6187
    @muffinscars6187 2 года назад +100

    8:05 When hoovie floored it off the line, you can see the ploom of smoke thicken as the engine got up in the rev range😂

    • @nickforsyth2153
      @nickforsyth2153 2 года назад +20

      I scrolled down waiting for this comment. I’m glad i wasn’t the only one to notice.

    • @jared5021
      @jared5021 2 года назад +1

      @@nickforsyth2153 Nah, I saw it too

    • @MartinTwycross
      @MartinTwycross 2 года назад +1

      Yep saw that 😬

    • @nealewalter
      @nealewalter 2 года назад

      Saw it too

    • @R1CH130
      @R1CH130 2 года назад +1

      What? A petrol BMW that smokes? 😂😂😂
      I remember driving a few and one in particular, was so bad, I couldn’t see the cars behind me! 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @NFS4LFE
    @NFS4LFE 2 года назад +120

    This would make for an amazing Cartrek episode. Instead of constant challenges, an actual Top Gear like presentation/tribute about the 2001 BMW lineup like what they did with Lancia.

  • @MrCarlsonsLab
    @MrCarlsonsLab 2 года назад +70

    Things to come: FSR, DSC, Wheel speed sensors, (Ding, "Transmission fail-safe mode") Bang.. into second it goes.

    • @jerrywilderman1569
      @jerrywilderman1569 2 года назад +1

      Along with the alternator and 4 of the BCMs.....oh shit, the fuel pump just croaked....typical things with newer BeMyWife.

    • @shaikymandel7593
      @shaikymandel7593 2 года назад

      And then the rear lower control arm bushings. And I think the air suspension wasn’t designed well, I had clips crack on mine and it exposed a leak, air suspension problems.

    • @ogdon2009
      @ogdon2009 2 года назад +1

      Alternator bracket gasket leaking oil: Am I a joke to you?

    • @user-ee1ki5lz5e
      @user-ee1ki5lz5e 2 года назад

      yuppers money pit to the next level; this mechanic i so in the right line of auto work its not even funny

  • @BSGSV
    @BSGSV 2 года назад +101

    It would make a great episode to fly out to talk to the previous owner...or better yet, go visit the dealer and review their estimate with them.

    • @peterdawson8180
      @peterdawson8180 2 года назад +17

      Previous owner and dealer are possiblity the same.

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks Год назад +2

      I wonder if the seller faked the inspection by downloading a template inspection sheet off the internet and adding their own check marks. Like a blank Word document where they can type the check marks in. And they marked some problems to make themselves seem honest.

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks Год назад

      Or the inspector at the BMW dealership mixed up two different cars and that's why he said some things on Hoovie's BMW were broken but they really were fine (like tie rods) and passed the inspection when it shouldn't have.

  • @justinbeamon6624
    @justinbeamon6624 2 года назад +77

    I've pretty much conceded to the fact that the dealer is absolutely worthless except for warranty repairs and new cars.

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 2 года назад +5

      Just this morning on Jonny's channel a customer brought in a BMW straight from the dealer for work. He did have the dealer replace the battery with an AGM version and when Jonny looked at it, it wasn't an AGM battery.
      There's a reason we call them "stealers" not "dealers".

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 2 года назад

      Volvo just issued a recall for our 2002 and 2007 wagons. We'll have to have the airbags replaced at the dealership. I'm scared these guys will screw it up in a hurry and get me killed!

    • @davidritchie9344
      @davidritchie9344 2 года назад +1

      I'm lucky I got a good Honda dealer by me. Never up sell, let me known my Acura is in great shape and actually do work. I also only do things like alignment and fluids with them. There is other brands around that I'd never even drive into the lot of.

  • @TrevorWilliams215
    @TrevorWilliams215 2 года назад +73

    Seller: "This is not a project car"
    BMW: "MY INSIDES ARE OUTSIDES!!!"

  • @arekay21
    @arekay21 2 года назад +11

    Man I almost want to make the trip across the country to have Jonny go thru my 02 325ci. Love this era of bmw. This video has me wanting an X5 now as a daily 😳

    • @dawicked2k8
      @dawicked2k8 2 года назад +1

      dont do it like Hoovie and believe what the seller tells you

  • @joeymustang
    @joeymustang 2 года назад +10

    @8:09 did you see the amount of smoke coming out when you floored it? You can definitely see how the view gets grayed out and clears up once you let off the throttle.

  • @off_mah_lawn2074
    @off_mah_lawn2074 2 года назад +235

    I love how Hoovie is starting to fill up the car Ninja’s garage just like the Wizard’s

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 2 года назад +14

      free storage is all I'm going to say......

    • @copano2012
      @copano2012 2 года назад +5

      @@muskokamike127 It’s free real estate!

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 2 года назад +1

      Supporting the local economy?... 😂

    • @danielnelson4881
      @danielnelson4881 2 года назад +1

      @@muskokamike127 Free might be a stretch lol

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 2 года назад

      @@danielnelson4881 well, he isn't paying for storage.....so yeah, it is technically "free".

  • @L0RDLUK
    @L0RDLUK 2 года назад +41

    ,,I used to own one when I was only a few years old"
    I can imagine Tyler driving around in his X5 when he was 10.

  • @ligmaballz1
    @ligmaballz1 2 года назад +8

    I get what Hoovie is saying about the issue with techs and experience, however missing items on a visual PPI is shear negligence.

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 2 года назад +12

    What a great ad for independant mechanics! The only trick is finding one that isn't trying to be dishonest and has the skills.

  • @jblyon2
    @jblyon2 2 года назад +154

    So, you're saying you bought the X5 4.6is in the best mechanical condition available?

    • @dodgeguyz
      @dodgeguyz 2 года назад +1

      LOL, pretty sad isn’t it!

  • @jonnydwolf
    @jonnydwolf 2 года назад +87

    Seller is Urination Bob, “don’t tell anyone I sold this to you!”

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 2 года назад

      actually it would be better than one of his cars, that fiat 124 spider he has and covered is exceptionally rough and needs a full bare metal respray with repairs, with fog lights that have damaged the non original hood fitted to it, and he's asking 15K, when its at most a 6.5K car with the amount of money and work its gonna cost to refinish it back to an acceptable standard, which would be another 12 grand provided they dont find anything else wrong with it.

    • @Smileydudekxy
      @Smileydudekxy 2 года назад +2

      @Sean _ DIARRHEA BILL LMAOOOO

  • @exotichandyman
    @exotichandyman 2 года назад +5

    Hoovie, your regular uploads have been wonderful. Almost like watching a syndicated sitcom back in the day. Thank you!

  • @andrewthomason3857
    @andrewthomason3857 2 года назад +29

    “Ed probably would have offered two grand.” LOL

    • @mickoholland1
      @mickoholland1 2 года назад +2

      Ed would of been right that car is a money pit

    • @SiamLars
      @SiamLars 2 года назад

      Yes. Smack dab in the middle.

    • @kennethbratvogel2333
      @kennethbratvogel2333 2 года назад +1

      No more than 3,000in the shape the the dealer wrote up. 7500 in perfect condition. 14,000$ hard pass. These cars are in no way collector status

  • @alseidel5622
    @alseidel5622 2 года назад +126

    Love Johnnie’s smile.His knowledge goes with out saying, I hope you really understand how lucky you are to have him work on your stuff.

  • @dstarr3
    @dstarr3 2 года назад +26

    10:35 "This is mine, right?" Imagine owning so many cars that you've lost track of which random cars you see are yours.

    • @hazemgiballi
      @hazemgiballi 2 года назад +1

      Lol! I think he was just making sure it wasn’t another customers silver 5 series but his. Not the rarest car around.

  • @poovaneswaransupramaniam19
    @poovaneswaransupramaniam19 2 года назад +1

    Yeah tyler....respect for your tenacity in following through your plan....rescueing old BMWs...now that is definitely a job for not the faint- hearted

  • @grantgilbert6575
    @grantgilbert6575 2 года назад +5

    I love Hoovie's garage it cracks me up everytime.

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. 2 года назад +52

    A BMW dealer lying about the condition of a used BMW?
    The hell you say!😮
    Take them to small claims court!

    • @Veikra
      @Veikra 2 года назад +7

      owner probably revealed he was only inspecting it to sell it. If he had said he was inspecting it to fix then they would have found everything plus things not needed to stack on top !

    • @Cyborg_Auto
      @Cyborg_Auto 2 года назад

      The dealership doesnt really have any reason to lie about an inspection. They probably just rushed it like usual. .

    • @RealDixonPeter
      @RealDixonPeter 2 года назад +1

      FAKE inspection.. Photocopied.. Ring the dealer and see if its legit

    • @jgordon7719
      @jgordon7719 2 года назад

      The owner says to BMW, "I'm trying to sell this car", BMW gives them the sellers "special" inspection

  • @stoshu9584
    @stoshu9584 2 года назад +37

    My mom briefly owned one of those first gen 4.6is's that her friend sold her *very* used in like 2014. I was only 18 but even then I still knew how much of a tragedy it was gonna be, and I tried to talk her out of it but she loved the way it drove and she got a "great deal" on it from the friend. That thing wound up being such a massive pile of shit, she traded it in like 8 months afterwards. It just did not want to live on this earth. I've never seen a car break so comically so many times

    • @stormix5755
      @stormix5755 2 года назад +4

      So many people think used BMWs are great deals. They’re only great if they’ve been really properly maintained, which most haven’t.
      I bought a manual E53 budgeting for a grand or two in repairs, in six months it’s only needed an oil change.

    • @Widemouth1832
      @Widemouth1832 2 года назад +7

      When you first buy a BMW used you are can understand how the Germans could think they could fight the world in two world wars. The cars are beautifully engineered. After you own them and they are out of warranty, you then see why they lost two world wars. My 2002 330CI was gorgeous, until the sunroof broke, the electrical issues, and the interior glue started falling apart. The sagging headliner was a sign that the car needed to go. I look at BMW's, but I don't buy anymore. Lexus for me.

    • @gak2173
      @gak2173 2 года назад +2

      @@Widemouth1832 yup, I agree. German engineers build monuments to themselves.

    • @Globbs
      @Globbs 2 года назад +5

      @@stormix5755 Even when they have been maintained well, it's only a matter of time before you need to tear the front of your car off for a repair or empty your pockets.

    • @805NAVE
      @805NAVE 2 года назад +1

      @@Widemouth1832 yep you cannot beat lexus quality. My 2005 ES330 now has just passed 270,000 miles and it is absolutely perfect. Just needed general maintenance. Every little feature still works too and it’s in beautiful shape. I pamper it lol. I also recently just bought a very neglected GS430, needs a lot of cosmetic work but mechanically it’s very welll and it’s a beast!

  • @Itrique
    @Itrique 2 года назад +6

    The smoke when he floored it on it's way to the Ninja 😂 Go go gadget smokescreen

  • @February54
    @February54 2 года назад +7

    I hope Tyler orders a professional photoshoot of the BMW dream team in style of 1999-2001 sales brochures with sunsets and marker lights and glossy pavement. I would buy a poster of that.

  • @anthonyiacovetti4294
    @anthonyiacovetti4294 2 года назад +52

    Looks like BMW of Bowling Green, KY did an excellent job with the inspection!

    • @jcmerchan5336
      @jcmerchan5336 2 года назад +6

      More like in cahoots with seller

    • @anthonyiacovetti4294
      @anthonyiacovetti4294 2 года назад +1

      @@jcmerchan5336 Seems probable - given that the seller purchased the PPI, it would be in their best interest to go easy on a vehicle on its way to an out-of-state buyer.

    • @kurancy
      @kurancy 2 года назад +4

      @@jcmerchan5336 I noticed that the seller lived in the Chicago area. Why go to Kentucky for an inspection?? Hmmm...

    • @99Vood99
      @99Vood99 2 года назад +1

      @@kurancy Must be working with the shady seller and just passed this.

    • @TheKnobCalledTone.
      @TheKnobCalledTone. 2 года назад +1

      The irony being that the seller didn't use any KY when he shafted Hoovie.

  • @jacket1162
    @jacket1162 2 года назад +26

    Tbh this has become one of my most favourite Shows on RUclips rn. Just like Johnny said, this has never been done before and the lineup youre creating is incredibly unique. Really looking forward to the track day!

  • @angel1980cy
    @angel1980cy 2 года назад

    Well done Hoovie. Massive respect to you for also supporting your local community both financially and with marketing (wizard and car ninja) keep up the good work

  • @edcruz4328
    @edcruz4328 2 года назад +1

    I had the video playing in the background while doing college homework. I heard MX5 in the intro and you got my attention lol. In my head my mind went "The only M X5 I know is the maxda MX5."
    Hoovie, I miss your red MX5. The good old days were great. Love the content! Keep it up. Much love

  • @nicholaslewis9338
    @nicholaslewis9338 2 года назад +35

    I love the ninja and wizard. Its so hard to find good trustworthy shops.

    • @Bmwguy2011
      @Bmwguy2011 2 года назад +1

      I’ve taken my bmw wagon to Johnny 3 times now or so. He’s great.

  • @eriezaccord
    @eriezaccord 2 года назад +27

    Your left rear door has been replaced with a wrong one, the window trim finish is flat vs gloss on all others.

  • @alfonsocvu
    @alfonsocvu 2 года назад

    Man you'r channel is one of the most pleasant channels to watch and interesting content all the time I love that you go and talk to mechanics, most of the people get their knowledge about cars from dealers. Not that they don’t know about them but well they want to sell you the car.

  • @gbaines4284
    @gbaines4284 2 года назад +2

    Hoovie knows what he is doing. It is good info and entertainment and shows how valuable a good mechanic can be.

  • @VinayKapoor
    @VinayKapoor 2 года назад +98

    "this hasn't age well mechanically" you can say that again 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NOrlando952
    @NOrlando952 2 года назад +17

    I love how ninja fixed the wood in the M5 before the mechanical stuff. Thank god he corrected that abomination.

  • @chaunceywilliams8405
    @chaunceywilliams8405 2 года назад +1

    My X brother in law was a service writer for several Mercedes and BMW dealerships in LA. What people don't but should know is they work on commission. That should tell you all you need to know. When you drive up to a service department at your dealership, the service writer is the first person you meet. Cue the theme to Jaws.

  • @tap0019
    @tap0019 2 года назад +11

    Sounds like someone did a desk-based inspection and got check happy with their water-cooled ball point pen. In other trades they call that "radioing" an inspection.

  • @joeyf4454
    @joeyf4454 2 года назад +29

    Car Ninja should call his shop the "Dojo".

  • @HorsTeets
    @HorsTeets 2 года назад +23

    I really love this series. Make sure to also polish the headlights/taillights on the M5, and on all of them for that matter

    • @g.brechmann
      @g.brechmann 2 года назад +1

      Yes someone else noticed it there driving me crazy !!!! Lol 😂

    • @_justsomedude
      @_justsomedude 2 года назад +1

      Wet sand from as low as 400 up to 800, let dry, then apply spraymax 2k clear for a full lense restoration that'll last years. (lurk in a headlight enthusiast group on fb and that's the go to method for restoring lenses)

  • @Viking8888
    @Viking8888 2 года назад

    I have a 2004 X5 with the 3.0L 6 cylinder and I love that thing. I've had some issues over the years, but nothing out of the ordinary. Suspension, tires, brakes, power steering pump and some air con maintenance. Things that just eventually go out ,especially on a 16/17 year old vehicle. Seeing your's swaying when you turned the wheel back and forth was nuts and I was telling my wife today as we were on a round a bout to get on the freeway how ours drives more like a sports car than an SUV. I was accelerating around the roundy thing, not slowing down. Once ninja sorts your out, you'll love it for sure.

  • @jmd7244
    @jmd7244 2 года назад +8

    Tyler's looking at the camera every time Ninja shows an inconsistency is basically Tyler giving an F you to the dealership and the seller who've obviously done a number here.

  • @nabob14
    @nabob14 2 года назад +11

    I stopped working for dealerships when they stopped increasing pay based on door rates and replaced them with upsell incentives, productivity incentives, customer survey results. They hope that these incentives make techs better, but because they get flat rate, it's better to just rush the job and beat the labor time than to try for these bonus incentives

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 2 года назад +1

      I used to work for a service centre and have been around mechanics most of my life. The book rates are weird. Some "times" are so easily beatable it's comical while others are so tight it's comical. Right now, I know a mech who charges $1200 for a 4 wheel brake job including rotors (not calipers) for a Ford F150 pickup and the dealer charges $1400 per axle. If there are no issues the parts cost him $300 and he can bang it off in about an hour.

  • @jeffxp13
    @jeffxp13 2 года назад +16

    I’m so happy for your family of bmws. Can’t wait to see them lined up. When I was ten I used to build and spec. out these cars online with dial-up internet.

  • @MegaLoghome
    @MegaLoghome 2 года назад +3

    Another great vid Hoovie.
    Interesting to know that even getting a car inspected for seemingly simple stuff is not being done very well.
    I work in a way, way different business and am finding the same thing--basic shit that easily can cost 2-4 times more in the end --if it is missed in the first review. I no longer--ever--take the first opinion as I was able to do just a couple of years ago.
    A lot of amateurs out there, but now all at once.

  • @Orcinus1967
    @Orcinus1967 2 года назад +1

    Spot on with your assessment of dealerships. If it doesn't throw a code or explode, they want nothing to do with it. Companies don't stand behind their products anymore.

  • @WatchJRGo
    @WatchJRGo 2 года назад +499

    I feel your X5 pain 😂

    • @kbcarroll
      @kbcarroll 2 года назад +10

      does yours also appear to blow blue smoke when you redline it? 8:09

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 2 года назад +17

      *I've got an X5 with 82,000 miles. Beautiful interior, beautiful exterior. Drivetrain is a nightmare in every way.*

    • @crownhic6827
      @crownhic6827 2 года назад +3

      Haha. You can probably say that on 100’s of cars. You’re the man, JR. love your channel.

    • @BadaBing.UCF30
      @BadaBing.UCF30 2 года назад +1

      @@1nvisible1 what engine?

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 2 года назад +9

      5X the pain?

  • @bluegizmo1983
    @bluegizmo1983 2 года назад +21

    8:12 she's putting out quite a bit of blue smoke there when you floored it. That things gonna need a complete engine overhaul.

    • @don_huzan
      @don_huzan 2 года назад +5

      Bye bye valve seals

    • @ironymatt
      @ironymatt 2 года назад +1

      Stopped the video just to look for this comment

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 2 года назад

      Yep, wonder if they are going to notice it?

    • @nperry106
      @nperry106 2 года назад

      @@wobblysauce probably not until it blows on the track.

    • @haydenh6339
      @haydenh6339 2 года назад +1

      Probably just the PCV system

  • @CarCrazy24
    @CarCrazy24 2 года назад +4

    Love the Ninja!
    Hoovie, take care of the cosmetics on the E39, those headlights have the equivalent of cataracts

  • @ollie620
    @ollie620 2 года назад +1

    Love seeing how much better the ninja is around the camera now, so relaxed and can joke around easy, love the ninja

  • @troypalmer5065
    @troypalmer5065 2 года назад +23

    Should have taken it to the local dealer as well to see what they said. Would have been interesting to see how they stacked up to the Ninja.

  • @brandonw727
    @brandonw727 2 года назад +3

    Hoovie you saved my life. Everytime I get tempted with a cheap e36/46 I watch your videos and it brings back the ptsd of the previous bimmers I've owned.

  • @andrewfletcher5584
    @andrewfletcher5584 2 года назад +5

    "I got so high cleaning that one up" now that's an awesome line!

    • @michellemire8462
      @michellemire8462 2 года назад

      Im not sure if hovies even heard it he was so hyped up on that nice WoOd

  • @MyKeeP81
    @MyKeeP81 2 года назад +4

    Car Ninja is a beast. straight shooter and a really good guy

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 2 года назад +24

    "It's not a project!"
    It's a parts donor.

  • @joealex65
    @joealex65 2 года назад +103

    The Dream Team is finally assembled! He collected them like Pokémon's and saved them from a certain death! And made the Car Ninja earn a lot of money in the process! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gwilli
      @gwilli 2 года назад +2

      Yep! Time to send them to the crusher.

    • @jbuckley2546
      @jbuckley2546 2 года назад +1

      So has Hoovie.

    • @Shauma_llama
      @Shauma_llama 2 года назад

      Ninja has a cabin on that lake I think, Hoovie can help him pay it off.

    • @vanandagames7350
      @vanandagames7350 2 года назад

      HELL YEA! we all need to collect cars like pokemon cards

    • @theyunglos
      @theyunglos 2 года назад

      The BWM Infinity Gauntlet like Thanos

  • @startingtech3900
    @startingtech3900 2 года назад +2

    I just bought an X5 3.0 SPORT w those 4.4 20 inch wheels that hoovie has in his video. Just bought all new 20 inch toyos at iii. I put drilled and slotted rotors all new tires, new rear brakes, new o2 sensors, spark plugs, filters and fluids, and got it to pass smog. Got it for 2k 140k miles clean title mint cherry black interior. It runs great. Just tinted it. I paid 1000$ back fees and about 1k in service i did myself and parts. It a great vehicle now.

    • @aidenp5768
      @aidenp5768 Год назад

      Got an m54 04 x5 too, just ordered myself some style 87s like yours, she is about to look mean with this staggered setup.

  • @NickBond007
    @NickBond007 2 года назад +1

    These engines are fantastic and the feel of these early X5s, like the first gen L322 it shared so much with, is unbeatable. But there is just so much that keeps breaking. The transmission fail safe mode is a big one.

  • @hastyrecon2899
    @hastyrecon2899 2 года назад +30

    Did Stevie Wonder perform that inspection?

    • @timkinley1779
      @timkinley1779 2 года назад

      Almost every mechanic I've met thinks any other mechanic doesn't know squat.

    • @hondaatcfreak420
      @hondaatcfreak420 2 года назад +1

      This what you call slip guy some cash and bang you got clear inspection

    • @stephentrout7879
      @stephentrout7879 2 года назад

      Signed, Sealed, Delivered, it's yours!

  • @benstone7246
    @benstone7246 2 года назад +26

    The guy who sold you the car is either cringing or nodding in agreement with all the issues that thing has smh

  • @engir63
    @engir63 2 года назад +3

    Hoovie "I don't learn from my mistakes" that is one of the things I like about you!!!

  • @benjaminsmall2803
    @benjaminsmall2803 2 года назад

    Really enjoying this series

  • @gregmayled
    @gregmayled 2 года назад +109

    Can’t wait for next years series where Tyler purchases every Hyundai model from 2016

    • @liamhover3029
      @liamhover3029 2 года назад +4

      No jokes all good cars. Just not very exciting….

    • @xiukn8
      @xiukn8 2 года назад +2

      Idk anyone collecting hyundais, but many ppl collect bmw

    • @mattorey5816
      @mattorey5816 2 года назад +7

      If you want to collect good Hyundai’s they should all be 2007-2009. They had a 3 year run just building bulletproof fantastic cars for a great value. Then they started trying to get fancy and the reliability suffered. I work on these things for a living and have owned 2 Tucson’s (1 2.0L and 1 2.7L). 2 Santa Fe’s, both 3.3L’s. And a Veracruz with the 3.8L. They’ve all been high mileage units and they’ve all been unbelievably reliable.

    • @ragnarokncc3137
      @ragnarokncc3137 2 года назад +1

      The CHEAPEST Elantra ON EARTH

    • @GunsNBudder
      @GunsNBudder 2 года назад +4

      All the 2016 Hyundai models still have 5 years of warranty left!

  • @EPYCMX
    @EPYCMX 2 года назад +18

    The first auto brand that separates the dealer from the authorized service shops will win over all the others... Its a conflict of interest.
    Dealers should sell cars, service centers should service and repair them and sell only spare parts.

    • @B0xlife1
      @B0xlife1 2 года назад

      Perhaps your onto something BUT if dealers only sold cars lots of them would close down because many break even with the combo one or the other they would die slowly. But I do agree with the current stigma that is car dealer ships they should separate them so they don’t constantly make your car sound like it’s so bad and junky that it’s time to get a new one.
      You don’t understand how many times I hear ppl say “yeah I took my car to the dealer and they say it’s so bad I need to get a new one, it’s time” that’s like a car dealer that doesn’t have a “sale” going on, when isn’t it “time” to get a new car lol if the dealership tells you your car is tok far gone and it’s time for a new one then immediately ask for the print out of what’s wrong and proceed to take it to another repair shop immediately

    • @scottvincent3062
      @scottvincent3062 2 года назад

      @@B0xlife1 I don't think dealerships barely make money selling new cars, I don't know if they changed things but 20 yrs ago when I went to mechanics school, my small business management teacher who used to sell caddys, as part of his class curiculum used the example of this chevy dealership on the high way it was huge.
      He said the guy who opened it in the late fifties grew it to it's size he managed it and even sold cars into his seventies until he died. His two sons inherited it but wanted nothing to do with selling cars so they hired someone to run it and the only time they stepped foot in there was twice a year to collect a high six or low eight figure check.
      He explained how they got that check was every car that gm sent the had a certain amount of extra money set aside, say 1000 bucks a vehicle. Everyday it remained unsold gm would deduct a certain amount and when it sold they would get that extra money on top of the mark up for the car, if they were to have a high turn over like that place did they could earn millions a year. They may have changed how they do it now after the bankruptcy and all.

  • @particke24
    @particke24 2 года назад +1

    My man is getting the best line up bmw ever did together!! I can't wait to see them on the track and have those pictures. I beg of a few posters made when it's all said and done!!

  • @TR4G
    @TR4G 2 года назад

    I really enjoyed the discussion on tech and dealers and you said it spot on! although I will say it's warranted to ask for an hour to "see why the check engine light is on." If they had just said "tell me the codes" that would be different. But it's finding out why those codes turned on that is the $140. Just my .02

  • @calistocm
    @calistocm 2 года назад +8

    I own a 2004 X5 3.0L with 6speed manual. It's been the most reliable car I've ever owned, 300,000km and still my daily driver. The V8s had alot a issues and all that power really put that drivetrain to work but with the inline 6 👌

    • @B0xlife1
      @B0xlife1 2 года назад +2

      Yeah the 6s are much more reliable besides all those plastic parts especially the coolant parts almost got a 09 for 500 bucks. But missed it

    • @406Steven
      @406Steven 2 года назад +2

      I don't like BMWs but that 3L straight 6 is one of the best engines ever put in a car.

    • @t23n7
      @t23n7 2 года назад +1

      I've got a 3l e53 as a diesel and has over 250'000km at the moment, not a single relevant repair done yet. It's beside my e36 328i i had, the most reliable car i've ever owned!

  • @chrisnewbury3793
    @chrisnewbury3793 2 года назад +5

    I still love my 2005 x5M. The windows have been a pain in the ass, but when it's mattered, she got me where I was going. And when she's feeling well she drives like a dream.

  • @iffy_too4289
    @iffy_too4289 2 года назад +5

    I love how the ninja looks so chuffed with himself at times. Its quite adorable.

  • @jhartford58
    @jhartford58 2 года назад +23

    Ninja - "I got so high cleaning this."
    Hoovie "HOW?!"
    Ninja - "Chemicals"

    • @tati-anaroseee4316
      @tati-anaroseee4316 2 года назад +3

      Literally one of the funniest things I've heard on this channel 😭

  • @rahdigga6031
    @rahdigga6031 2 года назад +7

    Hey Hoovie, I want to thank you for this particular project. As a BMW fan I find it thoroughly enjoyable

  • @vintagespeedshop
    @vintagespeedshop 2 года назад +16

    looked like a nice bit of blue smoke out the back window when you floored it

    • @martinmessineo4964
      @martinmessineo4964 2 года назад

      I saw that too. Valve seals?

    • @cwsmtlevidurov9291
      @cwsmtlevidurov9291 2 года назад +2

      It's a BMW. If it doesn't blow blue smoke something is broken :)

    • @spiritusmalingus343
      @spiritusmalingus343 2 года назад +1

      2003 was the year of blue smoke.

    • @frederiquekruger4818
      @frederiquekruger4818 2 года назад

      @@martinmessineo4964 this engine is the M62, the N62 which was in his 645ci had the valve stem seal issue. The M62 has it's own set of issues. Most likely it is the PCV.

  • @R1CH130
    @R1CH130 2 года назад +3

    Have you noticed how it’s had a new drivers side rear door?
    The colour is slightly off and the black pillar trims are a Matt finish, but the rest of the car has gloss finished trims!

  • @dgriffin6074
    @dgriffin6074 2 года назад

    My experience has been that pre-purchase inspections are perceived by busy service departments as nothing more than checklists. I purchased a several year old Accord from the local dealership; included in the checklist was "spare tire checked". A couple of days later, in preparation for a trip, I checked the spare: pressure was too low to register on the gauge!

  • @Joe0079
    @Joe0079 2 года назад +29

    8:07 I wonder what everyone else at the lights was thinking as he accelerates away in a cloud of smoke

    • @pclayton5063
      @pclayton5063 2 года назад +7

      Yep, saw that cloud of /blue/white smoke. Valve seals usually the problem. You can usually tell the maintenance history on a vehicle when the headlight covers are almost opaque due to lack of prior owners interest in spending $75 to fix.

    • @TheSoap1946
      @TheSoap1946 2 года назад

      Haha I thought I was seeing things but it is a little smoky

  • @TheInja
    @TheInja 2 года назад +398

    "Bro I didn't know you were a youtuber I'm sorry I sold it to you like that I was just going off of what the dealer told me"

    • @xnreyescj
      @xnreyescj 2 года назад +49

      fwd this video to the service manager

    • @dstarr3
      @dstarr3 2 года назад +117

      Dude's probably a friend with a tech at that dealership. "Hey, could you inspect this car real quick and make it look good for me, I'll buy you a beer."

    • @hondaatcfreak420
      @hondaatcfreak420 2 года назад +20

      Oh some shop a give dude some cash you get inspections you want 😂

    • @hondaatcfreak420
      @hondaatcfreak420 2 года назад +4

      @@MAGGOT_VOMIT God dang cell I was mess around at work didn't check 😂

    • @meyerautogroup1089
      @meyerautogroup1089 2 года назад +6

      Hoovie said you did all you could by taking it to the dealer. Sounds like he is blaming the dealer, not you!

  • @Clearanceman2
    @Clearanceman2 2 года назад +10

    Ninja "Do you want to rescue it?" LOL come on, this is what he does.

  • @JpBollin97
    @JpBollin97 2 года назад +1

    Car Ninja is definitely one of my most favorite people. Awesome dude all around.

  • @kowalski5599
    @kowalski5599 2 года назад +19

    Dealerships should be held liable for this, or at least news outlets should be jumping on the fact that dealers charge a hefty fee to inspect... except they didn't inspect.

    • @Alex0992
      @Alex0992 2 года назад +2

      Maybe the seller lied

    • @kowalski5599
      @kowalski5599 2 года назад +3

      @@Alex0992 You didn't watch the video... he literally has a print out of things inspected on the vehicle by the dealership... watch videos before replying

    • @Alex0992
      @Alex0992 2 года назад +1

      @@kowalski5599 I did watch the video. Having documents doesnt mean the seller didn't lie fool. The seller could know someone that works at the dealership. He could've photoshopped some documents. It's plenty of ways to produce a fake dealer inspection. Even Tyler could e made all this up to keep his gullible image up.

    • @Alex0992
      @Alex0992 2 года назад +1

      @@kowalski5599 use your critical thinking skills before you try and be a smart ass kid

    • @RealDixonPeter
      @RealDixonPeter 2 года назад +1

      @@kowalski5599 photocopier is a wonderful thing... Never trust a seller of cars

  • @yoda-1551
    @yoda-1551 2 года назад +41

    LOVING all the tasty BMW content from Tyler!

    • @fredmertz1791
      @fredmertz1791 2 года назад

      You aren't tired of them by now ?

    • @machtschnell7452
      @machtschnell7452 2 года назад

      @@fredmertz1791 Nah, I like Audi's they are repairable.

    • @djyems1021
      @djyems1021 2 года назад

      @@machtschnell7452 lOL.

    • @fredmertz1791
      @fredmertz1791 2 года назад +1

      @@machtschnell7452 take your Audi. A4 THRU A6 and try to change the disc brake pads. See what happens

  • @31dknight
    @31dknight 2 года назад

    Another great video from Hoovie.

  • @Sovereign86
    @Sovereign86 2 года назад +5

    Hoovie sees a bunch of “problems”, all I can see is Aar *least* a months worth of premium content!😁👌🏾