Horrible Maps II

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar  5 лет назад +1670

    More bad maps! Enjoy! Or cringe. Or both.

    • @starkillerx2020
      @starkillerx2020 5 лет назад +21

      You made a mistake, the Danes don't exist

    • @mrprimor227
      @mrprimor227 5 лет назад +7

      Did a part of you die on the inside while making the video?

    • @eroid3017
      @eroid3017 5 лет назад +1

      Make a video of the Arab Revolt

    • @luxembourgishempire2826
      @luxembourgishempire2826 5 лет назад +1

      SO WILL YOU DO THE ESTONIAN WAR OF INDEPENDENCE YET? plz come on you love me 😂😁

    • @EmperorTigerstar
      @EmperorTigerstar  5 лет назад +10

      @@luxembourgishempire2826 and now it's pushed back 11 months instead of 10.

  • @MrPatters
    @MrPatters 5 лет назад +4605

    I bless the rains down in South America

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 5 лет назад +8

      Mr.Pat xD

    • @JenniferinIllinois
      @JenniferinIllinois 5 лет назад +18

      OMG I was almost dying when I saw the map and now I actually am! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @slamwall9057
      @slamwall9057 5 лет назад +13

      I was literally just about to comment that. If it weren't for you then my channel would be 1% bigger

    • @bestgoyim6656
      @bestgoyim6656 5 лет назад +2

      No

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 5 лет назад +20

      *South Amerfrika

  • @spacedoutorca4550
    @spacedoutorca4550 5 лет назад +1762

    The last one is actually pretty creative. And unlike the others, it’s not in a history textbook and misinforming people, it was clearly done for fun. Even if it does make my eyes bleed.

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 5 лет назад +149

      10/10 would like to live on this new world

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 5 лет назад +69

      @@dexulescu My thoughts had begun to feel more enthusiastic when I kept on studying the map, so yeah, 99/10

    • @alphamikeomega5728
      @alphamikeomega5728 5 лет назад +45

      Someone should mod that map into EUIV.

    • @bengineer8
      @bengineer8 5 лет назад +3

      @@alphamikeomega5728what is that?

    • @zitroan9684
      @zitroan9684 5 лет назад +13

      @@bengineer8 Is a history simulation game where you take control over one of the worlds countries between 1444 and 1821
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_Universalis_IV

  • @PaulEIvory
    @PaulEIvory 5 лет назад +2201

    2:27 Denmark doesn't exist therefore that is a correct map.

  • @f.b.i.9067
    @f.b.i.9067 5 лет назад +545

    3:17 LMFAO I was so focused on North America’s mistakes I never noticed Africa replaced South America

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 лет назад +35

      Lol Africa actually kind of does look like South America...

    • @tacomuncher
      @tacomuncher 4 года назад +15

      Da Holy Monke it’s because during the Pangaean era, they were stuck together. It’s like two puzzle pieces!

    • @Sabaoth_Horaios
      @Sabaoth_Horaios 4 года назад +4

      Frick, how didn't I notice that

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang 4 года назад +4

      @@alofii6106 yea if you show it backwords

    • @tawnypelt69420
      @tawnypelt69420 4 года назад +3

      Put them together, and you get a dino skull uwu

  • @antisocial197
    @antisocial197 5 лет назад +1036

    4:45 the longer you look the worse it gets.

    • @maimutescu
      @maimutescu 5 лет назад +167

      @Genghis Khan its on purpose and it would actually be fairly interesting as a fantasy map

    • @lazilypunctual2863
      @lazilypunctual2863 5 лет назад +28

      Maimutescu looking at it that way I think this map can work

    • @Dimitris-cg6hb
      @Dimitris-cg6hb 5 лет назад +5

      True!!!! Dude wtf!!!

    • @EPICoutcast24
      @EPICoutcast24 5 лет назад +24

      Its Transposia

    • @kyleaveryx3477
      @kyleaveryx3477 5 лет назад +76

      @@kaistzar2831 no it's not
      I don't see Australia as an ocean in the middle of Europe as a thing in millions of years.
      Or Swap Africa and South America.
      *Or put Indonesia near Florida*

  • @katzlang
    @katzlang 5 лет назад +409

    That last map was dope though! Not bad at all, would work for some kind of alternate reality scenario

    • @AliansyahKevin
      @AliansyahKevin 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 года назад +11

      Pax Romamerica

    • @SilencedP2P
      @SilencedP2P 4 года назад +18

      Everytime i looked at it, i found somthing new and terrifying

    • @SageofIrrelevance
      @SageofIrrelevance 4 года назад +6

      I guarantee that someone made that last map just to mess with him

    • @gatex33d74
      @gatex33d74 3 года назад

      "what if Africa separated of south America and not the other way around"
      "What if Italians were in united states'"
      Truly a nightmare world

  • @VGMASRFY
    @VGMASRFY 5 лет назад +777

    Oh how I love the continent of South Amafrica

    • @majan6267
      @majan6267 5 лет назад +11

      @Metsarebuff 22 me too my only consolation is that i got it before the Monty Python reference

    • @Dimitris-cg6hb
      @Dimitris-cg6hb 5 лет назад +7

      Yes me too, I didn't realise it until I saw the coast of Somalia

    • @evanmedi6144
      @evanmedi6144 5 лет назад +3

      i genuinly didn't notice that untill i've read your comment and had to scroll up

    • @Alfonso162008
      @Alfonso162008 5 лет назад +4

      I'm ashamed to say that I didn't notice what was wrong until I saw your comment and had to look it up again... and I'm from South America and live there xD Massive facepalm

    • @Dimitris-cg6hb
      @Dimitris-cg6hb 5 лет назад +4

      @@Alfonso162008 xD come on man your own continent?! XD

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 5 лет назад +339

    That last one made me gag. You can't just jumpscare me with cartography gore like that.

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful 5 лет назад +11

      Jokes apart, I was actually creeped out by that map...

    • @StefanTCTS
      @StefanTCTS 4 года назад +4

      I got a nightmare from that map

    • @No-jz1jk
      @No-jz1jk 3 года назад +4

      🦀The USA🦀
      ---------
      🦀Is gone!🦀

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450 5 лет назад +504

    So guys we did it, we liberated Elsass-lothringen

    • @skittybug6937
      @skittybug6937 5 лет назад +18

      As someone who hails from Germans who lived there before and during the first world war, (Mulhazen) I like your sentiment.

    • @dalsosegno
      @dalsosegno 5 лет назад +27

      Elsaß-Lothringen 4 lyfe

    • @Maharlikan_1898
      @Maharlikan_1898 5 лет назад +7

      So guys, we did it, we captured Paris

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450 5 лет назад +8

      The fact that we've gained this much Lebensraum in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal

    • @coatofarms4439
      @coatofarms4439 5 лет назад

      Why not Russia next?

  • @nightsurvivor3673
    @nightsurvivor3673 5 лет назад +398

    "Tis but a scratch."
    "A scratch? Your Ukraine's gone."
    "No it isn't."
    "Well what's that lake then?"
    "Tis just an ink smear."

  • @finnishguy4002
    @finnishguy4002 5 лет назад +956

    2:27 But Denmark doesn't exist...
    *This comment is brought to you by ISP*

    • @jacktadema1692
      @jacktadema1692 5 лет назад +40

      @@yeah91919 ur just a hater lol *dabz*

    • @drenkydrenk7544
      @drenkydrenk7544 5 лет назад +60

      Pretty ironic that a guy with the username Finnish Guy is accusing countries of nonexistence

    • @JimmyaKaTheK
      @JimmyaKaTheK 5 лет назад +5

      Tell him to play the Garfield mod again

    • @suomi-finlandmemes3932
      @suomi-finlandmemes3932 5 лет назад +24

      Yeah man Denmark is even faker than Finland

    • @drenkydrenk7544
      @drenkydrenk7544 5 лет назад +2

      @@suomi-finlandmemes3932 Østsvenskere...

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 5 лет назад +58

    “Nope / 10”
    I actually found that map so hilarious that I went back and screencapped it.

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 5 лет назад +699

    So it is true: Denmark is not a real country

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 лет назад +44

      This comment could go both ways...
      *A-* Swede
      *B-* ISP fan

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 5 лет назад +1

      3: Fan of Arjen Lubach and his "welcoming Trump in his own language" sketch.

    • @keizervanenerc5180
      @keizervanenerc5180 5 лет назад +6

      @@bificommander7472 hahah why not ISP fan and Lubach fan!

    • @zombiespqr3042
      @zombiespqr3042 5 лет назад +6

      To be or not to be....
      The eternal danish question...

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 5 лет назад +1

      Nope.

  • @michaelrobinson166
    @michaelrobinson166 5 лет назад +217

    I need to get a copy of the final map.

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 5 лет назад +6

      In fact it exists as a lake where Mediterranean Sea used to be, and in the middle of it there is Caspian island

    • @RJStockton
      @RJStockton 5 лет назад +1

      Full screen, go back 10 seconds, let the progress bar fade, "prt sc," open Paint, crop, upload to RoyalCanvas during a sale. . . Boom! You are now an insufferable hipster.

  • @marcino457
    @marcino457 5 лет назад +336

    Remember that time when Argentina seized Madagascar from the UK because it was historically part of Spanish La Plata and therefore by their logic it was rightfully Argentinian?

    • @sonofliber
      @sonofliber 5 лет назад +30

      God i remember, terrible war, if it wasnt for the help Tanzania gave the british, argentinians would have won

    • @saguarolorax4698
      @saguarolorax4698 5 лет назад +27

      Yea remember when Alexander the great told Lebron James (the leader of the UK at the time) to step down from the war?

    • @ABCantonese
      @ABCantonese 5 лет назад +5

      Oh, I remember vividly. I was there when it happened. Luckily I lived to share the story with you great folks. I miss my brothers though, they wouldn't get on the plane. The supervolcano on the island blew up, taking everyone with it as it sank down to Davie Jones' Locker.

    • @bluesnail5042
      @bluesnail5042 5 лет назад +3

      Thank god the UK held the Indian Ocean Territories imbetween the mainland and madagascar. Otherwise the British Fleet and Air Force wouldn't have had the range to retake it.

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 5 лет назад +7

      and argentina was using those outdated boeing747 against the by the time super advanced star shaped spears, it was a tofu fight there in the desert south of the north pole named niagara falls doe to those fallen terrestrial vehicles into the woods of the mighty war.

  • @justinianbao
    @justinianbao 5 лет назад +172

    4:45 At least they got Antarctica right.

  • @kravason1616
    @kravason1616 5 лет назад +214

    That last map is just cursed

  • @eceetv4280
    @eceetv4280 5 лет назад +171

    4:45 - Someone should make this in Age of Civilizations II.

  • @thomasgray4188
    @thomasgray4188 5 лет назад +324

    4:45 huh so that's what the uk will look like after brexit

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 5 лет назад +20

      Like a country that actually likes their own culture?

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 5 лет назад +5

      @Omar G is the UK not already in an economic decline?

    • @bluesnail5042
      @bluesnail5042 5 лет назад +40

      >Makes a joke completely devoid of any actual political meaning.
      *Brexiteers and Remainers:* I SENSE A CHANCE TO ANNOUNCE MY OPINION

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 5 лет назад

      @Lord Verus you will be once article 13 comes into effect

    • @monicachain8680
      @monicachain8680 5 лет назад

      you mean a mini-japan?

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 5 лет назад +62

    4:45 This map is surprisingly very accurate! Australia is not there!

    • @wyte4410
      @wyte4410 5 лет назад +4

      Australia still hounts peapole in form of sea

    • @t_aikutsu
      @t_aikutsu 5 лет назад +3

      @@wyte4410 Apart from the Caspian Island

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 лет назад +3

      *_the Mediterranean/Casprian sea:_*

    • @IkkezzUsedEmber
      @IkkezzUsedEmber 3 года назад +1

      The meditistralian sea is there tho

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 3 года назад

      Australia is just a hole between Africa and Europe

  • @fredrickfraser1659
    @fredrickfraser1659 5 лет назад +131

    Ahh the smell of of burning retinas, fills me with a certain ecstasy

  • @MANTARKAFA31
    @MANTARKAFA31 5 лет назад +72

    That turkish map is actually looking like kaiserreich's map

    • @boryolmung9548
      @boryolmung9548 2 года назад +1

      Fun Fact:Turkish map came from a textbook,ENDORSED BY MINISTRY OF NATIONAL EDUCATION.Let's sink in for a minute.

  • @TheDude1980
    @TheDude1980 5 лет назад +75

    4:45 - Turn it sideways and looks like Australia became Mediterranean Ocean Pac Man and started eating Africa

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 лет назад +6

      The Mediterranean and Black Seas are in America

    • @davidmartin3797
      @davidmartin3797 5 лет назад +3

      On the last map the Caspian sea is land inside what appears to be a sea version of Australia

    • @theincrediblehulk2865
      @theincrediblehulk2865 3 года назад

      ikr

  • @hyperlinkblocked1775
    @hyperlinkblocked1775 5 лет назад +392

    Pff.
    We all know Denmark doesn't exist. What's next? Wyoming is real?

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 5 лет назад +21

      I've Been To Wyoming, And Can Confirm it's Simply A Spacetime Anomaly. Denmark, However, Exists, As Otherwise It Couldn't Be A County Of Norway!

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 5 лет назад +20

      @@rateeightx that's not true, Denmark is a suburb of Norway, which is a town in Sweden

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 5 лет назад +10

      @@jakes1566 Isn't Norway The Capital Of Sweden Though? I Think I Fumbled Up My Words, Denmark Must Be A Town In The County Of Norway.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 лет назад +12

      Lies, all lies. It's obviously part of Northern Germany.

    • @XiaoMof
      @XiaoMof 5 лет назад +6

      Math Northern Germany? Don't you mean the great Kaiserreich of mongolia?

  • @denizomg
    @denizomg 5 лет назад +17

    2:38 yes its a turkish book and its used by goverment. very disapointing...

  • @Fireheart1945
    @Fireheart1945 5 лет назад +147

    "Denmark took a lesson from Atlantian history and just sank their entire country so they wouldn't get infected."
    Seems legit LOL
    Also 3:17-3:25 XD

  • @godzillapark1030
    @godzillapark1030 5 лет назад +17

    4:45 At least they didn't forget about Greenland :)

  • @randomradek5284
    @randomradek5284 5 лет назад +157

    You forgot about Jutland, it's a mysterious place in the world, people say there is alien nation called "Denmark" or something. I think it's from Tolkien's fantasy.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 5 лет назад +1

      Wait Isn't Jylland Where The Capital Of Sweden Is? What's It Called? Norway Or Something?

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 5 лет назад +1

      Yup, the Dúndane never confirmed to live there

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 лет назад +9

      Oh, you must be talking about North Germany

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 5 лет назад +1

      @@math3000 TYSKLAND ES NORGE!!!

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 лет назад

      @Death Star II Denmark is Gondor confirmed.

  • @Fractal821
    @Fractal821 5 лет назад +23

    As a geography genius, my geography part of my brain is shocked to see this.

  • @cyclonegames9215
    @cyclonegames9215 5 лет назад +146

    These maps are so bad...not even Dora could find her way with these.

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 5 лет назад +4

      Nah she's fine. The wolf must have stole the map already

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 5 лет назад

      @PokeEmblem 692 my bad
      Back then I didn't watch it in English, so I thought he's a wolf, but you're right

    • @EthanBoBethan
      @EthanBoBethan 5 лет назад +3

      They were so bad not even Swiper decided to swipe them.

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 5 лет назад

      @@EthanBoBethan I think he won't *swipe* it

    • @xmappergamer1002
      @xmappergamer1002 2 года назад

      Swiper decided to kill himself after seeing those maps in Dora's backpack

  • @sampound8386
    @sampound8386 5 лет назад +15

    I love the Australian sea its so beautiful

  • @thepcg4094
    @thepcg4094 5 лет назад +47

    Bad maps in my history class was the bane of my existence, and when the teacher continued to back up said map no matter what...

    • @thepcg4094
      @thepcg4094 5 лет назад +18

      @Random Estonian wow, she didn't even realize Australia isn't a real place

    • @bewmotionsk627
      @bewmotionsk627 5 лет назад +3

      My teacher said Canada is a small country

    • @jaytea4093
      @jaytea4093 5 лет назад

      My history teacher back in high school referred to both Tsar Nicholas and Vladimir Putin as "Leader of the Soviet Union." Yeah.

    • @ieceineint452
      @ieceineint452 5 лет назад

      @John Hinchliff a history teacher said the HRE was rome italy (which guess could be worse but still)

  • @ezrakostenko5959
    @ezrakostenko5959 5 лет назад +10

    4:45
    I've never wanted to throw up in my life so much.
    This is worse than bubonic plague.

  • @kingusernamelxixthemagnificent
    @kingusernamelxixthemagnificent 5 лет назад +447

    4:45
    Fun for the whole family.
    Try to find Great Britain.

  • @oguzakar6274
    @oguzakar6274 5 лет назад +7

    2:45 i totaly remember this map from 3 years ago when i was in 8th grade. And i was so confused about the borders they are horrible

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +396

    *That's how map-fia works*

  • @ronmatry
    @ronmatry Год назад +2

    my brain auto corrected the bird map until you pushed in on it, and then I audibly gasped in shock and horror

    • @drain4314
      @drain4314 8 месяцев назад +3

      i was trying to find out whats wrong for like a minute then i started dying of laughter

  • @sarcasmal5744
    @sarcasmal5744 5 лет назад +36

    As a fellow history nerd, I share the same pain. My WW1 history textbook shows Sweden owning Copenhagen and Bulgaria owning Istanbul.

    • @skittybug6937
      @skittybug6937 5 лет назад

      My one showed France owning the Lowlands and Alsace-Lorraine before the war began. My great-great grandparents (fathers fathers mothers parents) were raised in Mulhazen (now Mulhouse) as Germans in the German Empire.
      It was disgusting.

    • @sarcasmal5744
      @sarcasmal5744 5 лет назад +2

      @@skittybug6937 Ewww, I had the alsace-Lorraine problem as well, but the lowlands? What?
      Whoever designs these maps is a war criminal.

  • @greens5652
    @greens5652 3 года назад +5

    3:38 it took me a stupid long time until I realized what was wrong

  • @kuto0987
    @kuto0987 5 лет назад +165

    0:30 what the hell is that Florida

    • @quintiax
      @quintiax 5 лет назад +39

      I assume it is an old map. Made around 1600 when they didn't fully map the Americas yet.

    • @Yallan
      @Yallan 5 лет назад +3

      INB4 a peepee

    • @marcelinebrownell8399
      @marcelinebrownell8399 5 лет назад +3

      The reason it looks so bad is because there was no way to professionally map something back then and make it look accurate. This changed when better technology came around in the late 1800’s.

    • @kuto0987
      @kuto0987 5 лет назад

      The King Of Maxia i understand that, it just looks weird

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 5 лет назад +2

      Peg leg Florida

  • @mackycabangon8945
    @mackycabangon8945 5 лет назад +15

    2:25
    BELGIUM IS MY CITY

  • @coolpatrickandryan
    @coolpatrickandryan 5 лет назад +61

    TBH this needs to be a regular series

  • @user-uj8jb8lo9n
    @user-uj8jb8lo9n 5 лет назад +7

    4:46 Now the caspian sea is an island! And then the carribean lakes are formed!

  • @GamerZHuB512
    @GamerZHuB512 5 лет назад +121

    4:44 The more you look at it the worse it gets

    • @travesseiroquadrupedenadador
      @travesseiroquadrupedenadador 5 лет назад +6

      Yes, awful map.

    • @ilmisteriosofranceseradene7548
      @ilmisteriosofranceseradene7548 5 лет назад +12

      You mean better?

    • @perfectlyfine1675
      @perfectlyfine1675 5 лет назад +1

      @@travesseiroquadrupedenadador that's the point of it.

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 5 лет назад +10

      The best part about this map is that it's so purposefully terrible it's actually amazing

    • @korayacar1444
      @korayacar1444 5 лет назад +4

      @@Kurtownia Not to mention that eastern Siberia and India switched places too, with a rearranged British Isles as stand-ins for the islands of eastern Siberia which is where India should be

  • @ChristianJiang
    @ChristianJiang 5 лет назад +27

    4:45 I love how Australia became the sea... made me laugh so much
    EDIT: omg and the caspian sea looool

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 лет назад

      *_And how the rest of Indonesia literally placed in North America as a sea._*

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 лет назад +1

      Ah shet that’s Philippines as the UK and the Great Britain as Madagascar

  • @DiamondTurtleGamer
    @DiamondTurtleGamer 5 лет назад +72

    It's official. The mapping community caused 6.5 million USA people to become flat earthers

  • @sheacorduroy5565
    @sheacorduroy5565 5 лет назад +17

    3:46
    What do you mean? African or European Swallow?
    I.. I don’t know that!
    AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад

      ree

    • @_chonkywoofwoof
      @_chonkywoofwoof 4 года назад

      *slow mo while skipping a few frames as bridge guy falls to his death intensifies*

  • @LoafingtonBloke
    @LoafingtonBloke 5 лет назад +264

    Been waiting for this one

    • @foughtstatue1023
      @foughtstatue1023 5 лет назад +4

      Just watched the first one so I waited about 3 days. Also I thought you were dead.

    • @eednb4257
      @eednb4257 5 лет назад +2

      so u recovered from ligma

    • @TheBigRedskull
      @TheBigRedskull 5 лет назад +5

      You’re not dead?

    • @joshuas135
      @joshuas135 5 лет назад +1

      Yo I’m your biggest fan

    • @muhammedsoofi4971
      @muhammedsoofi4971 5 лет назад +1

      WHERE ARE YOU BLYAT

  • @like31000
    @like31000 5 лет назад +5

    4:45 why is Italy in North America, why is Japan in Europe, Why are Africa and South America so mixed, why is great Britain in the Indian ocean, why there is no Australia, why are the Philippines in North America. Etc.

  • @mpitt0730
    @mpitt0730 5 лет назад +68

    "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    "European or African Swallow?"
    "I don't know"
    *Dies instantly*

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 4 года назад

      mpitt0730 he didn’t die instantly, he got yeeted into the gorge of eternal peril

  • @doridore1234
    @doridore1234 5 лет назад +1

    Hey, I tweeted the first map to you a few weeks ago, so cool you put it in the video! I don't remember if I mentioned this in the tweet, but that map was from the 2007 AP World exam guide booklet.

  • @slandgsmith
    @slandgsmith 5 лет назад +17

    That map gives a whole new meaning to South “Africa”

  • @pattyTimer
    @pattyTimer 5 лет назад +3

    I think a video on good maps, or possibly "What makes a map good?"
    Showcasing mapmaking and cartography techniques used in various ages of mapmaking.
    Just an idea. Great video though!

  • @kyonthomas612
    @kyonthomas612 5 лет назад +27

    That last map could be an alternative history scenario. By the way, if Japan is where the UK is normally, where is the UK now?

    • @perfectlyfine1675
      @perfectlyfine1675 5 лет назад +8

      The UK in that map is mirrored into the Indian Ocean

    • @-caesarian-6078
      @-caesarian-6078 5 лет назад

      Is that mess of land the UK? Doesn’t look like it to me. Also, where is New Zealand?

    • @t40xd
      @t40xd 5 лет назад

      @Random Adam, "Africa"

    • @AphelionPony
      @AphelionPony 5 лет назад

      @@-caesarian-6078 New Zealand is east of Great Britain, the South Island also connects to India

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 5 лет назад +2

      Well, Japan and France are twin brothers culturewise, and remember that Britain wants India so much, just let them move there. So that map is _accurate_

  • @briaormead4239
    @briaormead4239 5 лет назад +6

    Me: *Laughs to dumb maps*
    Me *Being a turk, sees **2:34**, the smile fades into a crying face*

  • @Max-fh7ij
    @Max-fh7ij 5 лет назад +20

    So guys, we did it! We have _almost_ reached the quarter of a million subscribers

  • @mercedesSlk666
    @mercedesSlk666 5 лет назад

    I am so happy to see ET having so much success. I subscribed to you when you were still making mute map videos and your subscriber count didn’t want to go up. Congrats man, what a journey!

  • @Ultimate_Silicium
    @Ultimate_Silicium 5 лет назад +83

    4:45 *What the hell was that?*

    • @yuropean_eunion2133
      @yuropean_eunion2133 5 лет назад +7

      if you gave some effort you would notice in 5 seconds

    • @Ultimate_Silicium
      @Ultimate_Silicium 5 лет назад +2

      @@yuropean_eunion2133 bro are you saying it seriously?

    • @epicgamer-hf4jb
      @epicgamer-hf4jb 5 лет назад +12

      Papptatt it’s a map where things are in random places, if you look you can see the Mediterranean in North America

    • @Ultimate_Silicium
      @Ultimate_Silicium 5 лет назад +1

      @@epicgamer-hf4jb Thank you, but i already knew it xD.

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 5 лет назад +9

      9/10 would like to live in that timeline

  • @germanshepherd2701
    @germanshepherd2701 5 лет назад

    Lmaooo was that a freakin’ Pyrocinical home at the beginning?
    Anyways, this is probably my favorite series of yours. I’ve rewatched the first one a lot... seeing bad maps is almost addictive. It’s like a cringe compilation, or looking at a car crash when you should just keep driving. Lol.
    Keep it up Emp!

  • @britishmenace9565
    @britishmenace9565 5 лет назад +12

    2:16 - As a person from East Anglia, specifically Norfolk, the placement of the "chav-pool" of Great Yarmouth where Norwich is in reality (not even on the coast to boot) both horrifies and disgusts me. Sincerely, a mildly disgruntled East Anglian.

  • @daviddodger
    @daviddodger 5 лет назад +2

    That last one legit hurts my brain

  • @TrialByDance
    @TrialByDance 5 лет назад +19

    So guys, we did it

  • @thenaturekid3739
    @thenaturekid3739 2 года назад +1

    It makes sense that the map at 3:37 doesn't have any islands north of Canada. The Canadian Archipelago is virtually treeless, and where do perching birds perch without trees?

  • @fggt6431
    @fggt6431 5 лет назад +9

    2:27 the map shows the truth about Denmark

  • @HoH
    @HoH 5 лет назад +3

    Congratulations on almost-a-quarter-of-a-million-subscribers!

  • @thebos1213
    @thebos1213 5 лет назад +4

    Honestly didn't think a map could make me laugh, but that last one got me going for five minutes straight
    F'kin Australia Mate

  • @markbaldwin9859
    @markbaldwin9859 5 лет назад +13

    At 2:20 it shows the truth about Denmark. I knew it all long it not real.

  • @thehuman2cs715
    @thehuman2cs715 5 лет назад +6

    4:45 isn't that supposed to be an alternate history map with the Mediterranean in America, a sea in the shape of Australia in the Mediterranean etc as a for fun hypothetical?

  • @jamessinclair2898
    @jamessinclair2898 5 лет назад +1

    The last channel I was expecting "So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers" from

  • @Oropher420
    @Oropher420 3 года назад +4

    3:22, huh doesn't look that ba- *Sees South America*
    OH MY GOODNESS!

  • @rhn122
    @rhn122 5 лет назад +2

    The last one night be our future.... When everything have been intersected with one another......
    Or probably just some guy havin' fun messin' the map....

  • @deltoroperdedor3166
    @deltoroperdedor3166 5 лет назад +4

    2:05 Finally! It proves yet again that Denmark is not real! You ain't foolin' nobody no more, Northern Schleswig!

  • @thegovenor4629
    @thegovenor4629 5 лет назад +2

    2:27 another mistake is the location of frankfurt and nuremburg, the cities are about 200 km away not 500-600km

    • @TTIBAIA
      @TTIBAIA 5 лет назад

      Looks like Frankfurt is in France / Alsace and Nuremburg is in Austria

  • @dorkfish1275
    @dorkfish1275 5 лет назад +11

    That last one O_o

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 5 лет назад

    That ancient world map and whatever tf that past map was were painful, but like the Hindenburg it was so horrifying I couldn't look away.

  • @はなびがく花火学
    @はなびがく花火学 5 лет назад +4

    4:30 It was probably a lazily-done school project.

  • @samuele9735
    @samuele9735 5 лет назад +2

    4:45
    Alaska: What's the problem, guys?
    Arabia: I don't know, mate
    Norway: Me neither, everything looks normal
    Korea: Then why everyone is saying than nothing is normal?
    Vietnam: I'd want to know it too
    *North Carolina speaks Jews*
    Arabia: TIME TO DECLARE WAR

  • @tudor9369
    @tudor9369 5 лет назад +11

    Love you tiger

  • @Marisu_Prada
    @Marisu_Prada 3 года назад +1

    That last map activated my fight or flight response

  • @kyleaveryx3477
    @kyleaveryx3477 5 лет назад +24

    4:44
    ...just why...
    *W H Y*

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer 5 лет назад

    3:18 I feel so stupid, I literally had to wait until you pointed it out to notice this mistake

  • @Gatinois
    @Gatinois 5 лет назад +12

    '' Thanks for quarter one million, here is a ad in your face to thank you. ''

  • @eip81
    @eip81 5 лет назад

    The map substituting Africa for South America is the best one!!! I've never seen it drawn like that anywhere XD

  • @ekmalsukarno2302
    @ekmalsukarno2302 5 лет назад +30

    Please make a video on the Malaysia-Indonesia confrontation of 1963. Please accept my request.

    • @Balequalm
      @Balequalm 5 лет назад

      God, you are dedicated aren't you?

    • @ekmalsukarno2302
      @ekmalsukarno2302 5 лет назад

      Selehaddin Ahmet Mahmut Koyun Kırpıcı Dedicated to what? Please explain.

    • @Balequalm
      @Balequalm 5 лет назад

      @@ekmalsukarno2302 Weren't you the guy who was writing the same request for more than a year?

    • @ekmalsukarno2302
      @ekmalsukarno2302 5 лет назад +2

      Selehaddin Ahmet Mahmut Koyun Kırpıcı Yes I am. I have made that same request for more than a year because I want EmperorTigerstar to make a video on the topic that I have requested, which he has not yet done.

    • @Balequalm
      @Balequalm 5 лет назад +2

      @@ekmalsukarno2302 Understandable, and that's why I said you seemed really dedicated.
      I bow afore thy dedication, mister. I'd frankly surprized if he took your suggestion in a near future.

  • @kungflu9388
    @kungflu9388 5 лет назад

    that last one gave me a heart attack. Also that opening joke has made you my favorite RUclipsr

  • @therealmeowkitty
    @therealmeowkitty 5 лет назад +6

    Congrats on getting almost 1/4 of a million subscribers! Those maps really suck.

  • @somefancycashews4418
    @somefancycashews4418 5 лет назад +1

    List of Atrocities at 4:45
    1. The Black Sea and Great Lakes are swapped
    2. Mediterranean Sea is located in the center of the U.S.
    3. The Philippines, Borneo, Papua, and several other Indonesian islands are where the Caribbean Islands are supposed to be
    4. The Southern portion of South America swapped with the Southern portion of Africa
    5. Japan is where the UK should be
    6. The Mediterranean Sea has been replaced with a sea shaped like Australia
    7. Tasmania is a lake in Africa
    8. The Caspian Sea is an island now, and also inside of the Australia sea
    9. The Caribbean Islands are now a series of lakes where the Caspian Sea used to be
    10. The Okhost Peninsula (or whatever it's called. The Russian peninsula facing Alaska) has switched places with India, including Sri Lanka
    11. Great Britain, Ireland, and several other islands (?) are in the general area of where Sri Lanka should be
    12. Java and the other parts of Indonesia (?) that aren't in the Caribbean are bent up towards Korea
    13. Madagascar is where Japan should be
    14. I can't seem to find New Zealand anywhere
    15. Can't put down any specifics, but other islands (like the line West of North Africa) and most of the lakes in Canada and Central Asia look wrong. (Pacific Islands? A swap?)
    Comment if you find anything else

  • @JarNO_WAY
    @JarNO_WAY 5 лет назад +4

    I think we need another video. Make it a series or something.

  • @boaoftheboaians
    @boaoftheboaians 5 лет назад

    That last map.
    It made my head hurt.
    Especially where Philippines is now.
    I am 99.9% sure whoever sent that to you, Mr. EmperorTigerStar, made that and sent it either for the memes or just to piss you and every other map nerd off.
    I RATE THIS "NOPE OUT OF 10" TOO! WHAT A TRAINWRECK OF CARTOGRAPHY THIS IS! X_X

  • @orangebanana845
    @orangebanana845 5 лет назад +9

    Never clicked on a video so fast

  • @JohnnyElRed
    @JohnnyElRed 5 лет назад

    2:46 Also, is funny how in that map, the Ebro and Guadalquivir, the two biggest rivers in Spain are not marked, but the Miño in Galicia, (northwestern Spain) yes.

  • @sgtrainsstudio6931
    @sgtrainsstudio6931 5 лет назад +3

    2:16 oh god where is Denmark
    3:36 that’s Africa... nice

  • @CarloNassar
    @CarloNassar Год назад

    4:44
    That was SUPER funny. Seriously, I burst into laughter when I saw it.

  • @kolafloro
    @kolafloro 5 лет назад +4

    Ahh, the Beautiful Panama-Moroccan border, magnificent

  • @Richard_is_cool
    @Richard_is_cool 5 лет назад +1

    I spent a good half a minute trying to find Great Britain on that last map. 10/10

  • @thatfighterguy5846
    @thatfighterguy5846 5 лет назад +11

    So apparently you like Monty Python.

  • @92up7
    @92up7 Год назад

    The last one reminds me of the map game for elementary kids where everyone gets cutouts to pin up. Lol but at first I actually thought it was an old map until the Mediterranean lakes of Oceania caught my eye…

  • @IanCaponeDrVonoreheimdonzYT
    @IanCaponeDrVonoreheimdonzYT 5 лет назад +3

    who does not know that in 1914 the greeks and ottomans gave bulgaria istanbul?!

  • @Exodon2020
    @Exodon2020 5 лет назад +1

    2:51 not only Alsace Lorraine but also the Region of Comté. Germany never extended that far into the west. While at the same time they decided to cede almost their entire access to the North sea including their most important harbor to Denmark...