Teaching Alexa Sinister Things | Joe Lycett
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- Опубликовано: 16 янв 2023
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My favourite gag when visiting friends with new Alexa is to ask if they enabled purchase protection then quickly follow up with 'Alexa, buy a Ferrari' .. Never fails!🤣🤣
Reminds me of the XKCD where the guy says "Alexa, order 10 tons of creamed corn. Alexa, confirm purchase." when entering someone's house.
'Alexa, Lock the doors' - could Joe be the next Bond villain?
We had a really unpleasant customer when I worked in bookies. Every single time he was asked for Id. It drove him mad. Petty revenge.
I had to look up "off-license"; in the US we just call 'em 'liquor stores' (barring a few bits of weird, local slang).
...though, personally, I think they should be called "stupormarkets".
Thanks for saving me the trouble of looking that one up, and when does your nextflix special come out? ...good one!
Interestingly most of Canada uses “liquor store” but people from the Prairies sometimes use “off-sale”. I personally always heard off-sale used as meaning a bar that can also sell stuff for offsite consumption
@@casey6556 One weird regionalism I've heard in the US is "Packy Store" or 'Package Store'.
I asked why they called it that but the answer didn't stick; I think it was really dopey, whatever the explanation was.
@@BionicDance I believe it has to do with the fact that in at least some US states, “package” is a term for alcohol sold in boxes or six packs or whatever (as opposed to single cans or an on-premises glass at a bar)
@@casey6556 Is _that_ it? Huh.
Anybody who's worked in retail and had to card everyone has had people go ballistic only to have their ID on them the whole time. An utterly bizarre phenomenon. "Can't you see my grey hair???!" We all can, Janet. Time for a touchup. I had a guy from Florida who always showed his concealed carry permit instead of his license so he could rub in the fact that he has/could have a gun on him. He screamed 'It IS an ID!!!!' at me, and eventually got out said license. Every. Time.
Shit like this and other things I've heard about confirms my plan to NEVER buy one of those machines. I don't care if it is a Siri, Alexa, or by some other name. If one of those comes into the house. Two seconds later it is leaving the house in small pieces.
Stick around and watch some more? I can't do that until you post more.
I'm waiting
@@ThatOldStoner get an armchair and a cuppa 😊
One of the few people who truly amuse me. I’m thankful.
Great bond villain energy
Okay, so who else had their Alexa come to life every time he said her name?
Bottleshop joke. Brilliant. Must remember that one.
You turned on my Alexa! It made me jump
How advance of Alexa!
He's in here every day, and its always the same....
Thats a tv show Joe and local shop owners 🤣
I love that the outro music sounds vaguely pornish
Oh people really hate being asked any questions at checkout
I think in this case, the guy is in buying booze every day, showing ID every day even though they already know he's the right age... I don't blame him for getting frustrated but they probably have to ask for ID by law.
Well if I went somewhere EVERY DAY and was still being asked for my ID I'd probably be a bit pissed off too (though I wouldn't be aggressive liike that) ... I mean, come on, you really don't remember me!? I guess she has to ask because its a legal requirement...but when you know the person that does seem ridiculous and unneccessary.
I’d think if you were in somewhere everyday, you’d know to behave better so that they would remember you as “oh, yeah - we like him” and not as “oh, it’s HIM again.”
@@phastinemoon haha yes.
Alexa ,go to your room,lock the door and Throw the key in the toilet and flush???? 🇨🇦😄
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I've heard Rachel Riley tell a similar completely out of touch story. Let me know you've never worked a job that'll ride you into the ground for not following a vapid procedure to the T now matter how silly it is...