The Tale of Johnny and Claire | Joe Lycett

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 78

  • @trockodile
    @trockodile 7 месяцев назад +159

    "Don't worry, they don't know you're called Peter..."🤣

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 7 месяцев назад +81

    “Why’s she over there?…” 😂😂😂😂

  • @lucyelizxo5066
    @lucyelizxo5066 7 месяцев назад +98

    The gays of Wigan are with you joe 😭😭😂wish all five of us had known about your gig 😭😭

    • @deborahjasaurus3046
      @deborahjasaurus3046 7 месяцев назад +4

      I'm from Wigan, constantly find myself apologising on Wigan's behalf 🤣🤣

  • @simonkingsley-holmes6775
    @simonkingsley-holmes6775 5 месяцев назад +13

    That snail's eye line is the funniest joke I've heard in years!

  • @jacquelinelopez1671
    @jacquelinelopez1671 7 месяцев назад +53

    …”And she’s called Lorraine” 😂😂

  • @crystalaustralia
    @crystalaustralia 7 месяцев назад +66

    We love Claire 😂

    • @angemaidment5640
      @angemaidment5640 7 месяцев назад

      He says it like he’s trying to convince himself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @teycha88
    @teycha88 7 месяцев назад +22

    Joe is such a hoot. 😂 I love his stories😂

  • @thelyrebird1310
    @thelyrebird1310 7 месяцев назад +82

    The best coming out story I ever heard was a friend who when he came out to his parents, they explained that they were both bi and in an open relationship with their close friends lol

    • @Digighost_5
      @Digighost_5 7 месяцев назад +12

      That is simultaneously hilarious, and incredibly heartwarming

    • @nemnyoom
      @nemnyoom 6 месяцев назад +4

      imagine you're just forewarning your parents that the life partner you end up with may not be what they envisioned for you, and then they tell you that your godfather might be your bio dad

    • @diranbodossian6061
      @diranbodossian6061 5 месяцев назад +16

      How to react to your son coming out as gay: tell him "we're gayer" to assert dominance

  • @jakeheez
    @jakeheez 7 месяцев назад +25

    holy shit joe lycett is fire on stage

    • @jonwilkinson9695
      @jonwilkinson9695 6 месяцев назад +2

      I hate that his fame is usually from TV shows because his standup is hilarious and genuinely well structured

  • @TOBLEROWAN123
    @TOBLEROWAN123 7 месяцев назад +18

    Classic old Lycett love it

  • @michaeldenney6622
    @michaeldenney6622 7 месяцев назад +17

    claire is my kind of person

  • @mickeyfilmer5551
    @mickeyfilmer5551 6 месяцев назад +5

    Much better than when I have to stand up at Tesco and present my card....😂 You're amazing! Top work Joe!

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 7 месяцев назад +36

    Now I'm going to be randomly picturing a cat walking with tp rolls on for a month at least.
    If you see someone outside suddenly start giggling for no reason, could be me 😉🤣

    • @ModelsExInferis
      @ModelsExInferis 7 месяцев назад +3

      I've got two cats. I'll be walking around the house spontaneously erupting in laughter whenever I see them. I wonder how long I can get away with it before my Mum asks what the hell is so funny? 🤔🤣

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ModelsExInferis Are they very active lil weirdos? Bc then she might have a clue as to why 😜🤣

    • @ModelsExInferis
      @ModelsExInferis 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@echognomecal6742 Not as active as they once were as they're 17 in a couple of months. But they have their moments where they get a bug up their bum and shoot through the house like grease lightning! Cats really are mystery! 😂

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ModelsExInferis Aww, siblings?
      Yeah, we had a few memorable incidents of ours getting the zoomies & creating chaos lol
      Wishing you more very happy times together with them!

    • @ModelsExInferis
      @ModelsExInferis 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@echognomecal6742 Yes, two girls. That's actually Shakti in my channel logo there. Her sister is Bast. Found them as stray kittens in the winter of 2007, one of the coldest we had, so we took them in.
      Do you have any now?
      Thanks for the kind words, really nice of you!

  • @SandraHudson-d9e
    @SandraHudson-d9e 29 дней назад

    Gives a whole new meaning to here'sssss Johnny!

  • @kathfro09
    @kathfro09 6 месяцев назад +3

    Laughing so hard because we’ve all come across a few Claire’s in our time 😂

  • @foxbosmit521
    @foxbosmit521 7 месяцев назад +26

    You know Joe puts it quite simple I struggled with the labels that others put on you and I go by panbi just to be awkward lol

    • @Argeaux2
      @Argeaux2 7 месяцев назад

      You think that’s awkward?
      Bless your heart.

    • @foxbosmit521
      @foxbosmit521 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Argeaux2 Apologies for the long reply
      Well considering i joined the regs ( the real army ) at 16 was always called gay behind my back never once had a fella while i was serving cant say the same for the others there's a thing called only gay while away ¬.¬ anyway it was infuriating because some real ugly lads would think i was into them because i was open about sex and would often say jokingly ''dont knock it if you have not tried it'' and how people shouldn't feel shame ( this was 2008) and to a infantry lads brain back then that means gaaaaaaay lol its kinda awkward because i'm a massive flirt and i'd do it to people just to make the situation awkward just for teh lulz as was the sayings anyway with all the flags and lables and everything else and a lot of self discovery i settled on panbi because its not a label that people are making cash out of

  • @just_passing_through
    @just_passing_through 7 месяцев назад +31

    16:00 Is that Rachael Riley and Pasha Kovalev in the audience?

    • @thomassbowmann
      @thomassbowmann 7 месяцев назад +1

      👍

    • @nederlanditism1154
      @nederlanditism1154 7 месяцев назад +1

      Also a very helpful hint for pinning down the year. I'd like to say not only 10 kilos (he) but also ten years (if not more) ago.

    • @Pinkponyclerb24
      @Pinkponyclerb24 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@nederlanditism1154what a weird thing to say

    • @alexplorer
      @alexplorer 7 месяцев назад +4

      Good catch. I scrolled down just now to see if anyone else noticed.

  • @Bad-wolfe
    @Bad-wolfe 7 месяцев назад +8

    I'm originally from Dudley lol

  • @judegray381
    @judegray381 7 месяцев назад +3

    Fucking love your humour 😂😂❤

  • @mikemclaughlin5255
    @mikemclaughlin5255 7 месяцев назад +21

    I am Rhubarb Bikini

  • @veeek8
    @veeek8 5 месяцев назад +2

    Id love a night out with Joe and Clare 😂

  • @TheGreatFish23
    @TheGreatFish23 7 месяцев назад +1

    what can i say you make me laugh so hard i piss myself

  • @tommymayfield814
    @tommymayfield814 4 месяца назад +1

    I love rachel riley in the audience!

  • @karleken2009
    @karleken2009 7 месяцев назад +2

    Soooo funny!

  • @yaellesahbel3157
    @yaellesahbel3157 6 месяцев назад +2

    His comments about the sofa don't do much to help the misconception about the "fucking-things-in-the-kitchen" pansexuality.😂😂😂

  • @Giles4200
    @Giles4200 2 месяца назад

    Rachel and Pasha!

  • @OthelloBoulevard
    @OthelloBoulevard 5 месяцев назад

    My motto is dumb, too. I shall reassess.

  • @jerrycallender9352
    @jerrycallender9352 7 месяцев назад +4

    Greetings from the Gay in Tucson, Arizona USofA..
    Didn't realize I hadn't subscribed so just did.

  • @lizanna6390
    @lizanna6390 5 месяцев назад +2

    Someone mentioned pansexuality on television so for some reason I made a joke about sexy pots and pans. My Dad gave the great response of 'I know it doesn't mean that. Im not sure what it does mean but nothing to do with kitchen stuff." Correct, Dad.

  • @Alice_Malice
    @Alice_Malice Месяц назад

    JD Vance took the couch joke too seriously I fear 😂

  • @masterxyr
    @masterxyr 7 месяцев назад +4

    I find bisexuality as confusing as the Earth being an oblate spheroid.
    Anyway, sweet set. Maybe I'll tattoo the one that goes ' if you can get a poo out , you can get a knob in'

  • @wolfie_75
    @wolfie_75 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wooo

  • @ratholin
    @ratholin 7 месяцев назад +3

    lol Great now I have rage against the machine's Renee gays of funk stuck in my head.

  • @thefourthsauce7020
    @thefourthsauce7020 7 месяцев назад +16

    This comment was sponsored by Alan Sugar. 🎉

  • @LimeyRedneck
    @LimeyRedneck 7 месяцев назад +1

    😅

  • @DebB-u7n
    @DebB-u7n 7 месяцев назад +2

    Who doesn't love a Stalin quote? 😂

  • @pyroneus9941
    @pyroneus9941 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why do you live at home with Sam's parents

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 7 месяцев назад +1

    It’s ‘aitch’ …..not ‘haitch’ !! Joe …..🤔😳😘

  • @WovenChaos
    @WovenChaos 7 месяцев назад +1

    🌈

  • @RobespierreThePoof
    @RobespierreThePoof 5 месяцев назад

    Jie's hilarious. I'm nor entirely clear why he thinks the available accepted vocabularies for sexuality are not sufficient. Not everything needs a neologism. Homosexual, hetereosexual and all the shades of bisxual are covered by those three words. But whatever.

  • @EXbobomb
    @EXbobomb 7 месяцев назад +3

    Bruh you've been re-uploading the same shit for years. Wtf.

  • @Plasterman2025
    @Plasterman2025 7 месяцев назад

    Lost interest 2x speed 🤨

  • @timspencer4324
    @timspencer4324 7 месяцев назад

    Yawn.....

  • @Spider.vintage
    @Spider.vintage 6 месяцев назад

    No need to tell people your bi, don't be like vegans

  • @sparker931
    @sparker931 6 месяцев назад

    The most unfunny comedian ever

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 6 месяцев назад +7

      Why are you here then? Seems a lot of masochistic people who hate certain comedians, but always have to say it and watch them.

    • @sparker931
      @sparker931 6 месяцев назад

      @@johnking5174 the problem nowadays not enough people call out rubbish.
      He is crap

    • @KhiemNguyen-ly1wz
      @KhiemNguyen-ly1wz 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@sparker931Still funnier than you evidently

    • @MURDERPILLOW.
      @MURDERPILLOW. 5 месяцев назад

      I wanked off to your pfp :)