* Repairs track * Tank commander: We're ready. Hans, full speed forward!!! Tank: moves a few meters and stops suddenly Hans (driver): Herr Kommandant, ze suspension is broke!!!!! Tank commander: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!
@@gamer645464 that's un-american!! It'll be 57 non-nuclear bombs along side 1 nuclear bomb, +42 extra non-nuclear bombs along side an extra nuclear bomb for good measure.
I am russian, and I know this is a video game... But still I must recognize the bravery of the german soldiers running to this freaking mountain with hundreds of cannons and machine guns firing at them :O
40k Death Korps be like: "The scout regiment has proceeded to probe the enemy defences with only 90% casaulties so far." General: "Good. Now we'll send 10 regiments to wear them down a little. Prepare the artillery."
This is pretty much what the Germans faced in the opening phase of Operation Zitadel at Kursk in 1943. German panzer divisions found themselves in a sea of anti-tank fire and many of the Tiger tanks and Ferdinands were hit up to 300 times during the heavy fighting kn and around Prokhorovka.
I would have had the Stukas continuously do bombing runs, have bf 109s do straffing runs, have the Panzers focus their fire on single location of the fort. Maybe have some of them as decoys. Then once the section of the fort has been exploited focus on taking out the guns but not the fort. So you protect your men, you want your enemy have the idea that the fort is secure, what they don't know, is it will be their coffin. With the bottle neck you can start picking them off slowly.
This is great! I like how you added Messerschmitt bombers. And making the walls out of brick, pretty smart! This mega fortress is better than the German one. I also like the fact you added another level of brick wall. But… I’m not so sure about the artillery. It would be better if they were in bunkers or at least had some sandbags surrounding them. It would cast more protection for the most important weapon for the Red Army. And MAYBE… you could add a massive amount of Katyusha Missile Trucks from the inside of the mega fortress so it could give support to the flak guns! And maybe you could add Soviet machine gunners (unless you added them) on the very top with the same protection ideas I had for the artillery guns. Those can possibly work and make the Soviet’s defences higher than expected! Try using those, see if those work! (:
If I was a commander trying to penetrate the fortress, I would've positioned a bunch of snipers on hills in white camo and tell them to take out the artillery team.
The fortress lacks Tesla Coils XD The attack force should have combined German and Allied Forces though, but anyway like the German Fortress this looks awesome
I understand it's just a game but if you're going for historical accuracy the Germans had a mega gun nicknamed Dora it was developed in the late thirties as a siege weapon for acting Maginot line in France, that they could shelled that fortress into rubble before attacking it Google it if you don't believe me
I like how the German are like: Yeah there is this super reinforced fort with lots of at weapon, so lets just send a lot of tank at it instead of blowing it to nothing with arty, it sure will work out fine
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Maus:*appears*
Track:*immeadtly breaks*
JAJAJAJAJAJ LMFAO
LIBERTY PRIME APPEARS:
STALIN MAN OF STEEL APPEARS:
Maus tank is a good meme
Tank was too heavy
It's a joke don't take it seriously
WT in nutshells
Imagine this in your history class
Your topic won't be boring.
More animated history lesson like this should be best option.
This fortress would made world war 2 if it was the germans
The closest I could think of this kind of fort in WW2 is the flak towers of germany
Kurt Meme imagine this is our history class
Our topic will not be biring
History isn’t boring.
*battle for stalins bunker 1946*
I wish this was what Stalingrad was like.... because that woulda been so much more interesting XD
@@eaglesridge7896 Pretty much like siege of Sevastopol xD ? also add Schwerer Gustav
*colourised
World war II if 2 years later
@Alright Dave?
*battle for stalin's tool shed
In Russia, you don’t defend forts. The forts defend you.
omg do you think this joke still funny if you repeat it 1 billion times?
Isnt that the fort's objective? To protect and not to defend them
Lol, i am Russian and i never hear this joke) Thanks)
Thank you forts
The Socialist fort will cover you at any angle.
Maus: *moves a little*
Track: * breaks*
* Repairs track *
Tank commander: We're ready. Hans, full speed forward!!!
Tank: moves a few meters and stops suddenly
Hans (driver): Herr Kommandant, ze suspension is broke!!!!!
Tank commander: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!
@@erwinrommel4210 *It gets swarmed by ifantry*
Commander:Send to gulag an engineer who made this piece of shit
José Luis Hernández German reliability
I guess Maus is too *THICC*
Realistically the Germans would probably use artillery strikes and more aircraft strikes before the raid, but who cares because this is awsome
Well, i think every country would do this)
realistically the tanks were from year 44-45 so they would run out of gas before mission :D
@@dominatorandwhocaresanyway9617 Well ur quite right but what if.... You refuel it.... BEFORE.. the siege?
Dominator and who cares anyways Because Gasoline wasn’t invented in 44 or 45 AD
Thuta - .........
Maus : biggest tank
Golliath : smallest tank drone
German Engineering in a nutshell
*YEP*
German enginerr : i love tank
"No, I'm not defending German technical superiority, I'm stating the f----ing obvious."
THE RATTE
the biggest tank is not a mouse....
You know its going to be a damn good fight when russia sticks ship deck guns on top of brick building lol.
It's Sevastopol siege all over again.
We put naval cannons on everything we could, it was usually effective
You do know they built ships for these guns not guns for the ships right?
Were they expecting a p1000 ratte?
This was a really fantastic idea.
*_"You've just received a an approval from our beloved leader Joseph Stalin."_*
Youre leader had more people killed than hitler
@@5thfjreenactor602 not true, north corean leader in 50s & 60s killed around 50-60 milion people
Kitonja _231 yes true Stalin killed around 40 million hitler 11 million mao 70 million
@@5thfjreenactor602 quite the achievement if I do say so myself
@@kitonja_2315 hey! Not corea! It's korea!!
Good. Now do a 3 hour slow motion video of T-34 rounds bouncing off of objects and penetrating 6 Pz. III with one shot. Thanks. 😍
Hello there
Hello raptor
@@jaypea30 up
Raptor
i love you and everything you make please notice me Senpai
I feel like...like...your referencing a movie...hey wait a minute.
То чувство когда 5- минутный ролик выглядит куда эпичней и красочней чем какой нибудь полноценный фильм!
That’s probably the most accurate portrayal of what using the Maus in combat would look like.
@@WinAmosProd www
Did. . . did you just end it on a cliffhanger? I can't believe you end it on a freaking cliffhanger!
hahahahah! FAZE ONE OF MY EVIL COMMUNIST PLOT TO CONTROL THE YOU-TUBE COMMENTS HAS BEEN COMPLETED!
@@IronWarhorsesFun what
@@cizgaming1966 Random rant. just ignore me, i always do!
Exactly what i thought... I was like uuuhhh sooo do they win?!?!?!?
its quite obvious who won Russians and the Germans took losses and we're attacking.
"Comrade, the enemies are coming"
"Fire at will!"
"Wait, it's our men!"
"Hold your fire!"
"They're retreating!"
"Fire at will!"
*Maus has entered the chat*
..... track breaks
*Maus has left the chat*
With 5km/h and a broken transmission
"Now thats a lot of damage", whoever gets that reference is amazing.
This is what happens when you attack a fortress and don't silence the big guns first.
Soviet vs USA MEGAFROTREES DEFENSE ??
Soviet: Big scary fortress
VS
USA: 1 Atomic bomb
Sovet 😍💓💓💗💗💕💞❣️💖
@@gamer645464 that's un-american!! It'll be 57 non-nuclear bombs along side 1 nuclear bomb, +42 extra non-nuclear bombs along side an extra nuclear bomb for good measure.
@@gamer645464 URSS : literaly the more powerful atomic bomb in the world ,and it has 40 years
@@renegade25_banhammertech_40 One problem the soviets didn't have an atomic bomb until 1949
How Maus got destroyed in offensive: "Scheiße! Our track is destroyed."
I am russian, and I know this is a video game... But still I must recognize the bravery of the german soldiers running to this freaking mountain with hundreds of cannons and machine guns firing at them :O
The intro with Stukas was great
2:10 "у меня есть идея прикройте" Какая у него там идея появилось? Что он собрался делать?
Пойти спросить у дружбанов с права живы ли ещё или нет.
Viral
В туалет ему приспичило)
Что
😁😁😁😁😁 идеяяяяя
Viral в икею собрался сходить ему срочно понадобился стакан инхенфрёлсхелм что бы бухнуть фронтовые сто грам )
This thing got more action in 5 minutes than 90% of "action" movies in 2 hours...
How To Defend Stalin
1:Get A Big Base
2:Destroy The Germans
3:???
4:PROFIT!
puny germans cannot defeat our glorious bunker! our shells are made from pure Stalinium with Stalinium coated bricks!
Did you get that from oversimplifed on youtube about ww2
Shayan Ahsan Yes
Jan Kowalski step 5 SEND YOU TO GULAG FOR BEING A WEST SPY
Communist the soldiers
what is the name of this fort
like:Blyat fort
comment:stalinum fort
Maroon fort..!?! Or battle fort..!??
Rosemary Daruca fort kick ass
STALINUAM
F U C K F O R T
You guys are bunch of idiots!
40k Death Korps be like:
"The scout regiment has proceeded to probe the enemy defences with only 90% casaulties so far."
General: "Good. Now we'll send 10 regiments to wear them down a little. Prepare the artillery."
2/10 Not Enough Soviet Anthem/ No Vodka
not enough DAKKA.
Нот енаф каласников/not enough kalash
How STUPIED stereotips....
@@jorgemarques930 чего?Смешно же!
@@DaCouchWarrior если тебе это смешно, не представляю даже что ты считаешь не смешным.
good work lets try a soviet invasion on japanese castle where the soviets will be armed with katyushas,IS-2 and T-34 tanks.......
*Construction project approved by NKVD on behalf of glorious Comrade Stalin*
Where's Gustav? the star of the Nazi death?
I guess there aint no railways for it
Becoming in the p1500 monster
To open fortresess shoot artilery first.AND IN THIS CASE THE BIGGEST IN EXISTENSE
The only thing can destroy Soviet Union it's the government of Soviet Union comrade....😂And was the truth
Somewhat ironic
What did gorbachev do before destroying the soviet union? Thats right, he went on a DE STALINIZATION spree. Thats why the soviet union fell.
How funny
@@jeffdebono624 that was kruschev
@@jeffdebono624 not for that, stalinists tried to destroy Gorbachev with a Revolution but it doesn't finish well.
This is pretty much what the Germans faced in the opening phase of Operation Zitadel at Kursk in 1943. German panzer divisions found themselves in a sea of anti-tank fire and many of the Tiger tanks and Ferdinands were hit up to 300 times during the heavy fighting kn and around Prokhorovka.
3:42
Hans, the transmission broke!
More like tracks broke..
Pasquale Caputi r/woooosh
Capitalist Painter Pyro First off, that’s not how a woosh works. Second, that’s not the transmission, that’s a track. There’s a difference.
5:03 that german soldier chills hard for that ammount of recoil of this bad ass thor tank
This is not your war, this is *OUR* war comerade
It looks like you put tremendous effort into this video. Well, great job as always! Love and respect from the Russian bias boyz
Maus: **moves**
Maus Commander: Sheisse! Unsere Spuren sind beschädigt, wir sind immobilisiert! (Shit! Our tracks are damaged we're immobilized!)
"I see Jerry is bombing the vodka works again..."
How to take megafortress:
1. Go past it
2. Cut supply
3. Bombard from distance
4. Accept surrender
@天堂心臟 Simpler than a head-on assault.
@@david-barna Actually not, charging against a target is one of the simplest things in the world... but doing what you said is more effective.
There's just something so beautiful about blowing things up.
Как же это круто! Слава советским солдатам!
*_*brings out the Thor*_*
The Thor: fires once, gets obliterated
we put battleship gun on building, why?
because *Russia*
you see Ivan?
when put battleship gun in building
enemy won't know if to use artillery or torpedo
I love watching these types of videos
Nice,can you do more of these Fort defenses? Their really amazing!
Those huge guns on top are called the "German Flinger 900"
*Simo Hayha : I'm gonna end this megafortress carrier*
biggest and the best fortress i ever seen
german kid next to me in class : so it would seem
ww2 continues... to this day
It should actually be name Soviet Gulag Defence.
Truly one of the best videos you've ever made.
AND I AM PROUD HOHO
За Родину!!
I would have had the Stukas continuously do bombing runs, have bf 109s do straffing runs, have the Panzers focus their fire on single location of the fort. Maybe have some of them as decoys. Then once the section of the fort has been exploited focus on taking out the guns but not the fort. So you protect your men, you want your enemy have the idea that the fort is secure, what they don't know, is it will be their coffin. With the bottle neck you can start picking them off slowly.
Against 1946 USSR? Sounds like a death sentence for me to use.
1:02 weeeell that tree just fell normal, am I right!? XD
It's physics of Motherland.
This shows that Russians are brave and will protect the motherland from any invader. We should all give respect to those brave Russians who died.
2:45 poor Germans...
Guy next to Maus: *I just fixed that!!!*
Forget the iron curtain.
Say hello to....
THE STEEL WALL!
4:03 Reznov is that you?
Keep up the great work and videos but more Stalin
Великолепно! Respect from Dagestan!)
*Is that Stalingrad?*
No it's Tokyo
@@natashaskeese4149 your wrong it's OBVIOUSLY Atlantis .
*Well it sems my comment caused some fights soo..Id support @Planet Earth*
You are all idiots, that is Uganda...
@@Kazuya.Mishima bs, that's Ethiopia.
This is great! I like how you added Messerschmitt bombers. And making the walls out of brick, pretty smart! This mega fortress is better than the German one. I also like the fact you added another level of brick wall. But… I’m not so sure about the artillery. It would be better if they were in bunkers or at least had some sandbags surrounding them. It would cast more protection for the most important weapon for the Red Army. And MAYBE… you could add a massive amount of Katyusha Missile Trucks from the inside of the mega fortress so it could give support to the flak guns! And maybe you could add Soviet machine gunners (unless you added them) on the very top with the same protection ideas I had for the artillery guns. Those can possibly work and make the Soviet’s defences higher than expected!
Try using those, see if those work! (:
Wasn't Russia a Fortress itself....like...the Wermacht
This is a joke...I'm only saying this so people don't correct me or rant on about how it wasn't
1:34 Soviets knock out Tiger with a pak40?
1:29 This is a Pak 43
May be mistake in video or Soviet steal this Pak 43.
and reasons why never attack someone way powerful of they’re fortress while fighting an ex-ally of yours
100 Kubelwagens vs 100 willy’s Jeep?
Most pointless battle ever.
Whenever I play men of war I get really bored but then I see this and I forget how creative this game can be
Red Alert 4?
Imagine how loud it would be just standing there
I from Russia
Da, komrad
I ,,AM"
for the Union!
@@Maks-si3xl
We "ARE"
*maus:* I'm virtually impenetrable
*track:* I'ma end this man's whole career
The germans should have brought the landkreuzer p 1000 lol
*p1000 shows up* gets instantly tracked
Hans: shit
@@juh2445 *transmission
Maus:*moves
Track:*im about to end this tank's career*
MOTHER RUSSIA 🇷🇺!!!!!! More vodka for sure though
So this is where the luftwaffe were during the battle of normandy
Must be what clash of clans soviet version looks like
настоящая сказка,если бы немцы несли такие потери,они бы не захватили столько
Schwerer Gustav wants to know your location
If I was a commander trying to penetrate the fortress, I would've positioned a bunch of snipers on hills in white camo and tell them to take out the artillery team.
Чё аниме пацаны?
A few strafing runs would decimate the field artillery sitting on top of each level.
Go soviet army! Go!
@@pancytryna9378 no u
@Pan Cytryna no you are
4:00
Dimitri: *is in trench*
Hans: *kills Dimitri*
Dimitri: шаit, let ме feel motherland's snow one last time
*jumps out of the trench*
"Comrades, our Fort Cyka is too blyatiful stronk for the enemy"
I love this movie in game and nice work😊😮😂
The concussive force of all those cannons firing around all that concrete would probably have dazed half the defenders
This is what I call good city planning in Cities Skylines (or Soviet Republic)
Russian don't need to worry about stock ammunition, they can just randomly reproduce it with the shells they originally used
Reminds me of that last Allied mission in Red Alert 2.
How about this !
- German convoy , in cliff
- Soviet road block
- katyusha on right and left side
- cliff ambush !
I wish the p1000 rate came in
The fortress lacks Tesla Coils XD
The attack force should have combined German and Allied Forces though, but anyway like the German Fortress this looks awesome
Surely the Schwerer Gustav will make short of work for that fort
I understand it's just a game but if you're going for historical accuracy the Germans had a mega gun nicknamed Dora it was developed in the late thirties as a siege weapon for acting Maginot line in France, that they could shelled that fortress into rubble before attacking it
Google it if you don't believe me
Stalin is just watching the deaths of german soldiers while drinking vodka.
It could be better to have this game a ragdoll physics when they die and if they got hit by a bomb, they fly away with the ragdoll. Euphoria physics
I like how the German are like:
Yeah there is this super reinforced fort with lots of at weapon, so lets just send a lot of tank at it instead of blowing it to nothing with arty, it sure will work out fine
Круто, ещё бы здания рушились постепенно. Нравятся твои видео. Привет из России ;)
D-day 2: Germany gets to feel like the allies