Paul Foot - Moist Cake

Performing at Bloomsbury Theatre in 2007, my "Live Musings",
Cake
People Who've Done A Bit of Travelling And Think They're All Superior
Baby On Board Signs
Firemen
School Sports Days
Sudokus
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[@baalrog887]

The comedy per pixel ratio is outstanding

[@RockLobster223]

Yep, too much vaseline on the lens.

[@davidwhitfield7864]

"I think it's probably the dampest cake I've had all year." Amazing.

[@araberti1793]

I adore this man's sense of humour.

[@philthompson8574]

I used to think the Paul was a deranged eccentric until I heard on BBC local news yesterday that a former employee of Harrods was suing the company for 1 million pounds. This person had been sacked for eating a cake that had been on sale but was returned by customer because it was too dry
his defence and reason for claiming unfair dismissal was that he was merely tasting the cake to ascertain whether it was indeed too dry. I now have to concede that the Mr foot is observer and theorist of human Society of great profundity

[@GerLeahy]

Best YT post eva

[@Nickos1b]

Jenius performance, the words, the delivery, the body language. I can't get enough of Paul Foot s shows.

[@tylerfox7269]

I totally agree, he is a genius! On a Paul Foote binge at the moment, I love the bed & breakfast show... So funny..... We had several landladies do exactly as he describes.

[@foxybox123]

Same. Want more !!

[@RB-nl9ck]

thank you Mr Foot , you have made my morning brighter :-)

[@davesawyer1164]

And mine no less than 8 years after this man's morning has become brighter!

[@JReidG78]

Looked this out cos ive just ate some birthday cake that was a tad on the dry side & instantly thought of paul foots joke 😂😂

[@voyagersa22]

This is brilliant

[@eddiebaby22]

Awesome

[@Pirosbor]

Does anybody know of a video where he expands on the cake moistness bit? I recall him saying, "to think that this cake has been in an oven! At over 150C for a concerted time! It's unfathomable!", or something to that end. I can't find it anywhere.

[@JacobSacher]

Hi Pirosbor
There was a video around on RUclips containing a longer monologue which has since been removed by the uploader.

[@robjetdart9432]

ruclips.net/video/SM_F6VWF40s/видео.html

[@davidkavanagh8175]

Brilliant 👏 👏 👏

[@harryturner8701]

I love the way he pronounces homosexual

[@PaulCarr1]

Dry? Hardly!

[@obiwan3000]

Quality

[@michaellavery4899]

They need more room to play games without fire engines and buckets getting in the way.

[@Robhalifax]

I find Paul Foot hit and miss but this was good.

[@littlerubster]

I tried to hit him once but I missed

[@ScarletSwordfish]

I am not familiar with the phrase "customer under the train."

[@tomnotshom]

Side splitting

[@matthew16901]

4.31

[@RyanGiggsOBE]

I heard that those "baby on board" signs are there so if the car in involved in a car accident, then the emergency services will know and go to get the baby out first

[@paulp1008]

i think thats right,will you feel guilty though if your brothers wifes baby is hurt in a crash as the chances are its your baby : )

[@samspinks9034]

Less funny though.

[@diskgrinder]

That’s a good point. But do you think the majority of people using that sign know that?

[@thebagelsproductions]

I thought it was a sign for other drivers to drive carefully, don't get too close/tailgate - and not to honk if the parents are driving slow.

[@brainybroccoli4499]

Paul reminds me a bit of Ric Mayall in the way he jumps around 😅.

[@danielryder3501]

comment say i like

[@gerardtube82]

.not funny

[@diskgrinder]

You’re .not

[@brainybroccoli4499]

Humour is subjective. I enjoyed it. Not “rolling around the floor enjoyed it” but still enjoyed it ☺️.