Paul Foot - Food Allergies

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024
  • Here is me at the Melbourne Comedy festival's TV Gala in 2012, performing a joke about wheat intolerance mainly, and also the Great War.
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Комментарии • 104

  • @dearydarling
    @dearydarling 2 года назад +19

    I think we all owe Paul's muse a little gratitude. Thank you, Ursula. You are much appreciated.

  • @shaunbarnett2972
    @shaunbarnett2972 5 лет назад +33

    This is perfect, perfect comedy. Love every word of it. Guy's a genius! Love to see him live!!

  • @elvis1969
    @elvis1969 11 месяцев назад +3

    Utterly sublime.

  • @crusade-now007
    @crusade-now007 Год назад +1

    how come this has only just appeared on my youtube so funny cant believe this is 10 years old..worth the wait lol

  • @Marjiekc
    @Marjiekc Год назад +4

    The funniest man! I blame my hernias on him, but I still love him.

  • @71brett
    @71brett 10 лет назад +30

    Cracking stuff! True original! Aching with laughter. This is what you need.

  • @patrickholland1361
    @patrickholland1361 3 года назад +8

    My all time favourite comedian

  • @Correction294
    @Correction294 13 дней назад

    My favourite comedian of all time.

  • @timwilderspin
    @timwilderspin 11 лет назад +20

    As ever, utterly unique targets, tackled in with daring idiosyncrasy! The saviour modern comedy.

  • @duncansteedman9986
    @duncansteedman9986 Год назад +1

    Love this guy! Missed tickets by 3 minute in Edinburgh last week when I phoned friends from the box office to see if they also wanted tickets 🙄🙄

  • @jackdavids2723
    @jackdavids2723 6 лет назад +26

    His delivery of Tolerate it!!!! Was absolutely hilarious, I don't know if he practiced it, it couldn't get any funnier

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 лет назад +5

    Imagine this whole bit was started by the end of it: somebody eating his Kitkat. XD

  • @Caligulita
    @Caligulita 3 месяца назад

    As someone who is egg intolerant and got ridiculously drunk tonight, made eggs and discovered Paul Foot for the first time this is perfection.

  • @前橋みき
    @前橋みき Год назад +2

    Wonderful 🎉❤

  • @davidcthomasmusic
    @davidcthomasmusic 3 года назад +4

    Paul did some comedy at a gig I was playing yesterday. Was the off the bat (apart from his erotic recorder) and I was crying laughing. Very funny and intelligent chap.

  • @ANDYJL1964
    @ANDYJL1964 3 года назад +1

    Top stuff. Top comedian 😃😃

  • @rosebud2044
    @rosebud2044 7 лет назад +7

    This guy is brilliant. 😂

  • @SquirrelRIP
    @SquirrelRIP 2 года назад +1

    I love this ❤

  • @fleanine
    @fleanine 7 лет назад +2

    You’re awesome.

  • @r.g.9717
    @r.g.9717 Год назад +3

    Hah! I have the most pathetic food allergies, and I totally couldn’t have dealt with it ages ago! Eating an apple could kill me, and a grape could put me in the hospital!

  • @edwardbalboa5528
    @edwardbalboa5528 4 года назад +2

    Eccentric comic genius

  • @stizzulka
    @stizzulka 8 лет назад +2

    Superb

  • @The_man_himself_67
    @The_man_himself_67 11 лет назад +6

    3:49 tolerate it!

  • @SunderlandAFC11
    @SunderlandAFC11 11 лет назад +2

    Legend

  • @savgoulis2826
    @savgoulis2826 7 лет назад +1

    EXCELLENT

  • @helipeek2736
    @helipeek2736 Год назад +1

    Woolworths? Wilco more like.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 Год назад

    Oh my birthday and year

  • @stephenreeds3632
    @stephenreeds3632 Год назад

    Genius.

  • @milky2sugars
    @milky2sugars 9 лет назад +2

    Hilarious

  • @foxybox123
    @foxybox123 Год назад

    I think it was the 12th September 1998 when it all started

  • @M4DDISON
    @M4DDISON 11 лет назад +3

    could've sworn I saw paul on roker north pier with 2 women in july 2013 maybe I was mistaken?

  • @therespectedlex9794
    @therespectedlex9794 9 лет назад +2

    The Great War was great, they had food, brothels, bars, weaponry to play on - Ooh it were fantastic! Now what have we got? Grand Theft fucking Auto and Mr Holmes.

  • @lankymattc1
    @lankymattc1 6 лет назад +19

    Jesus. Look at all the people here who think this routine is a hate crime against coeliacs. Get a sense of humour.

  • @redearth8256
    @redearth8256 6 лет назад +6

    Unbelievably I'm allergic to twisties and kit kat, because of the milk.

    • @neilo2323
      @neilo2323 Год назад +2

      Tolerate it!

    • @jamesthecat
      @jamesthecat Год назад

      But if we do this, our children will be next...

  • @kerianpearson9796
    @kerianpearson9796 5 лет назад +2

    This bit is hilarious, until I die because I ate a fig.

  • @grahamjohndavis
    @grahamjohndavis 8 месяцев назад

    I’m Celiac intolerant. I can’t bear them.

    • @Panscrank999
      @Panscrank999 7 месяцев назад

      TOLERATE IT!

    • @grahamjohndavis
      @grahamjohndavis 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Panscrank999 it’s a joke and a play on words. Gluten intolerant.

  • @Robil63
    @Robil63 5 лет назад +4

    Blackadder with mullet

  • @KingsCrossHarry
    @KingsCrossHarry 6 лет назад +2

    But doesn't having an allergy make you a more interesting person?

  • @jonhohensee3258
    @jonhohensee3258 Год назад +1

    It seems to me he could be funnier.

    • @Panscrank999
      @Panscrank999 7 месяцев назад

      So could you

    • @jonhohensee3258
      @jonhohensee3258 7 месяцев назад

      @@Panscrank999 I'm not calling myself a comedian. Mr. Foot is. Can you follow that?

  • @decimus81
    @decimus81 9 лет назад +10

    this is so true, idiots crapping on about gluten when they're not celiac is so stupid, this social media generation of hypochondriacs needs to end lol. paul foot is hilarious

  • @mathieului5350
    @mathieului5350 7 лет назад

    cool

  • @oscartravis5740
    @oscartravis5740 5 лет назад +2

    If he made his name "matey" he'd be Pauly Foot and would have to limp about to qualify it. Greetings

  • @jocelynrawlins8023
    @jocelynrawlins8023 7 месяцев назад

    Years ago people would not have had the gluten intolerance issue because grains bck then were not genetically modified. Correlation CAN be causation.

    • @Caligulita
      @Caligulita 3 месяца назад

      Idiot. Go back to school.

  • @MrMallum
    @MrMallum 2 года назад

    The English Sheldon Cooper....

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins Год назад +2

      Sheldon Cooper is the American Paul Foot.

    • @MrMallum
      @MrMallum Год назад +1

      @@shmookins Or that 😂

  • @MrPro10
    @MrPro10 7 лет назад +11

    Nah. Cheap gag. I can't eat wheat and gluten and it's not that funny to
    be honest. The reason more and more people are getting intolerant to
    these things in the last decade or two is because the manufacturers have
    completely changed the way these things are made. Bread from world war 1
    was made very differently. Bread now is made using the absolute most
    cost effective and financially refined methods possible, perfected to
    the nth degree. It's no wonder people develop problems when you see how
    they're making these things.
    Personally I became wheat/gluten intolerant after working at Papa Johns
    for 2 years and eating a free extra large pizza every single day. It
    took an entire year after I stopped working there for me to pass an
    actual solid shit, rather than the liquidised variety. I ate some bread
    last year to experiment, I was vomitting all night with my phone in
    front of me with 999 pre-dialed in, because I thought I was gonna die.
    I'll probably never be able to eat bread again, kind of annoying when
    you're 36. Bigger problems in the world obviously, but still annoying. I
    can eat a Kit Kat. Not that I do but if I eat one I will look ill for a
    day or two.

    • @chiefdog6909
      @chiefdog6909 7 лет назад +26

      Well, what do you think would happen, eating a large pizza every day, you imbecile?

    • @Mralways
      @Mralways 6 лет назад +2

      Siko Man i’m dying

    • @portaccio
      @portaccio 6 лет назад +6

      MtPro10 #thoughtandprayers

    • @Jordannadroj20
      @Jordannadroj20 2 года назад +11

      All he's saying is, years ago, you wouldn't have gotten away with it

    • @panscrank
      @panscrank 2 года назад +4

      TOLERATE IT!!

  • @moragmackay3597
    @moragmackay3597 9 лет назад +3

    Not funny, revolting specimen, needs to buy himself a mirror.

    • @Cowbelly3000
      @Cowbelly3000 9 лет назад +18

      Says the woman with 0 subscribers to the interlectual comedian with 6200 subscribers!! I take it u can't handle bread!!!!?

    • @papanovembermusic
      @papanovembermusic 8 лет назад +4

      +Morag Mackay +Cowbelly3000 get a room you two! Jokez ennit

    • @moragmackay3597
      @moragmackay3597 8 лет назад +1

      Aimee Frost You've shown your lack of education twice in one post. Dearie, educate yourself: "homophobic" does NOT mean what you think it means - look it up. "In England"? So you can't even recognise a British name and what part of the UK it comes from: you're a cretin, you dumb bint.

    • @moragmackay3597
      @moragmackay3597 7 лет назад +1

      Aimee Frost​​ Mega logic fail! There is nothing wrong with 'ugly straights' as has been said by gay people. You don't know many gays do you kiddie? Instead you like to act the full time "professionally offended". Grow up you stupid bint and find out about the real world. 
      "Some Mongoloid kid". That's one of YOUR posts. Now that IS offensive to call Down's syndrome people that. Ring a bell you foul mouthed HYPOCRITICAL brummie chav? 

    • @moragmackay3597
      @moragmackay3597 7 лет назад +1

      Doctor Feelfunny The only way you could attain the status of a doctor, you idiot, is in your dreams.

  • @mathieului5350
    @mathieului5350 7 лет назад +1

    cool