Here is me at the Melbourne Comedy festival's TV Gala in 2012, performing a joke about wheat intolerance mainly, and also the Great War. www.paulfoot.tv / mrpaulfoot / paulfoot / paulfoot
Paul did some comedy at a gig I was playing yesterday. Was the off the bat (apart from his erotic recorder) and I was crying laughing. Very funny and intelligent chap.
Hah! I have the most pathetic food allergies, and I totally couldn’t have dealt with it ages ago! Eating an apple could kill me, and a grape could put me in the hospital!
The Great War was great, they had food, brothels, bars, weaponry to play on - Ooh it were fantastic! Now what have we got? Grand Theft fucking Auto and Mr Holmes.
this is so true, idiots crapping on about gluten when they're not celiac is so stupid, this social media generation of hypochondriacs needs to end lol. paul foot is hilarious
Nah. Cheap gag. I can't eat wheat and gluten and it's not that funny to be honest. The reason more and more people are getting intolerant to these things in the last decade or two is because the manufacturers have completely changed the way these things are made. Bread from world war 1 was made very differently. Bread now is made using the absolute most cost effective and financially refined methods possible, perfected to the nth degree. It's no wonder people develop problems when you see how they're making these things. Personally I became wheat/gluten intolerant after working at Papa Johns for 2 years and eating a free extra large pizza every single day. It took an entire year after I stopped working there for me to pass an actual solid shit, rather than the liquidised variety. I ate some bread last year to experiment, I was vomitting all night with my phone in front of me with 999 pre-dialed in, because I thought I was gonna die. I'll probably never be able to eat bread again, kind of annoying when you're 36. Bigger problems in the world obviously, but still annoying. I can eat a Kit Kat. Not that I do but if I eat one I will look ill for a day or two.
Aimee Frost You've shown your lack of education twice in one post. Dearie, educate yourself: "homophobic" does NOT mean what you think it means - look it up. "In England"? So you can't even recognise a British name and what part of the UK it comes from: you're a cretin, you dumb bint.
Aimee Frost Mega logic fail! There is nothing wrong with 'ugly straights' as has been said by gay people. You don't know many gays do you kiddie? Instead you like to act the full time "professionally offended". Grow up you stupid bint and find out about the real world. "Some Mongoloid kid". That's one of YOUR posts. Now that IS offensive to call Down's syndrome people that. Ring a bell you foul mouthed HYPOCRITICAL brummie chav?
This is perfect, perfect comedy. Love every word of it. Guy's a genius! Love to see him live!!
He's just not that funny.
just genious
@@SuperTantePeter genious???
I think we all owe Paul's muse a little gratitude. Thank you, Ursula. You are much appreciated.
Who on earth is Ursula?
As ever, utterly unique targets, tackled in with daring idiosyncrasy! The saviour modern comedy.
The funniest man! I blame my hernias on him, but I still love him.
Utterly sublime.
Cracking stuff! True original! Aching with laughter. This is what you need.
how come this has only just appeared on my youtube so funny cant believe this is 10 years old..worth the wait lol
His delivery of Tolerate it!!!! Was absolutely hilarious, I don't know if he practiced it, it couldn't get any funnier
As someone who is egg intolerant and got ridiculously drunk tonight, made eggs and discovered Paul Foot for the first time this is perfection.
My all time favourite comedian
The shires horse 🐎 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine this whole bit was started by the end of it: somebody eating his Kitkat. XD
Paul did some comedy at a gig I was playing yesterday. Was the off the bat (apart from his erotic recorder) and I was crying laughing. Very funny and intelligent chap.
Love this guy! Missed tickets by 3 minute in Edinburgh last week when I phoned friends from the box office to see if they also wanted tickets 🙄🙄
Wonderful 🎉❤
Hah! I have the most pathetic food allergies, and I totally couldn’t have dealt with it ages ago! Eating an apple could kill me, and a grape could put me in the hospital!
TOLERATE IT!
Eccentric comic genius
I love this ❤
This guy is brilliant. 😂
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3:49 tolerate it!
Top stuff. Top comedian 😃😃
You’re awesome.
Superb
Legend
EXCELLENT
Woolworths? Wilco more like.
Hilarious
Unbelievably I'm allergic to twisties and kit kat, because of the milk.
Tolerate it!
But if we do this, our children will be next...
Genius.
Jesus. Look at all the people here who think this routine is a hate crime against coeliacs. Get a sense of humour.
I think it was the 12th September 1998 when it all started
Great stuff, I would put a like, but it would take it to three sixes.
Circus Midgets you can give the like now
Blackadder with mullet
could've sworn I saw paul on roker north pier with 2 women in july 2013 maybe I was mistaken?
Don't know, mate.
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Oh my birthday and year
This bit is hilarious, until I die because I ate a fig.
The Great War was great, they had food, brothels, bars, weaponry to play on - Ooh it were fantastic! Now what have we got? Grand Theft fucking Auto and Mr Holmes.
I’m Celiac intolerant. I can’t bear them.
TOLERATE IT!
@@Panscrank999 it’s a joke and a play on words. Gluten intolerant.
this is so true, idiots crapping on about gluten when they're not celiac is so stupid, this social media generation of hypochondriacs needs to end lol. paul foot is hilarious
But doesn't having an allergy make you a more interesting person?
lol
Nope
It seems to me he could be funnier.
So could you
@@Panscrank999 I'm not calling myself a comedian. Mr. Foot is. Can you follow that?
If he made his name "matey" he'd be Pauly Foot and would have to limp about to qualify it. Greetings
Years ago people would not have had the gluten intolerance issue because grains bck then were not genetically modified. Correlation CAN be causation.
Idiot. Go back to school.
The English Sheldon Cooper....
Sheldon Cooper is the American Paul Foot.
@@shmookins Or that 😂
Nah. Cheap gag. I can't eat wheat and gluten and it's not that funny to
be honest. The reason more and more people are getting intolerant to
these things in the last decade or two is because the manufacturers have
completely changed the way these things are made. Bread from world war 1
was made very differently. Bread now is made using the absolute most
cost effective and financially refined methods possible, perfected to
the nth degree. It's no wonder people develop problems when you see how
they're making these things.
Personally I became wheat/gluten intolerant after working at Papa Johns
for 2 years and eating a free extra large pizza every single day. It
took an entire year after I stopped working there for me to pass an
actual solid shit, rather than the liquidised variety. I ate some bread
last year to experiment, I was vomitting all night with my phone in
front of me with 999 pre-dialed in, because I thought I was gonna die.
I'll probably never be able to eat bread again, kind of annoying when
you're 36. Bigger problems in the world obviously, but still annoying. I
can eat a Kit Kat. Not that I do but if I eat one I will look ill for a
day or two.
Well, what do you think would happen, eating a large pizza every day, you imbecile?
Siko Man i’m dying
MtPro10 #thoughtandprayers
All he's saying is, years ago, you wouldn't have gotten away with it
TOLERATE IT!!
Not funny, revolting specimen, needs to buy himself a mirror.
Says the woman with 0 subscribers to the interlectual comedian with 6200 subscribers!! I take it u can't handle bread!!!!?
+Morag Mackay +Cowbelly3000 get a room you two! Jokez ennit
Aimee Frost You've shown your lack of education twice in one post. Dearie, educate yourself: "homophobic" does NOT mean what you think it means - look it up. "In England"? So you can't even recognise a British name and what part of the UK it comes from: you're a cretin, you dumb bint.
Aimee Frost Mega logic fail! There is nothing wrong with 'ugly straights' as has been said by gay people. You don't know many gays do you kiddie? Instead you like to act the full time "professionally offended". Grow up you stupid bint and find out about the real world.
"Some Mongoloid kid". That's one of YOUR posts. Now that IS offensive to call Down's syndrome people that. Ring a bell you foul mouthed HYPOCRITICAL brummie chav?
Doctor Feelfunny The only way you could attain the status of a doctor, you idiot, is in your dreams.
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