Alita: Battle Angel - Nostalgia Critic
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Though it got mixed reviews and wasn't the hit some hoped for, there's still a ton of awesomeness that isn't appreciated enough in this anime adaptation! Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Alita: Battle Angel.
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Alita: Battle Angel is a 2019 American cyberpunk action film based on Japanese manga artist Yukito Kishiro's 1990s series Gunnm and its 1993 original video animation adaptation Battle Angel. It was directed by Robert Rodriguez and produced by James Cameron, who co-wrote the script with Laeta Kalogridis. Rosa Salazar stars through performance-capture animation as Alita, a cyborg who awakens in a new body with no memory of her past and sets out to uncover her destiny. Christoph Waltz, Jennifer Connelly, Mahershala Ali, Ed Skrein, Jackie Earle Haley, and Keean Johnson star in supporting roles.
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What are your thoughts on Alita: Battle Angel?
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Review Steven Universe: The Movie and invite AwestruckVox from The Roundtable.
Review Barnyard (2007).
REVIEW THE 1954 JAPANESE MOVIE GOJIRA!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!
pls do a review of dylan dog, that movie is possibly the worst comic book adaptation ever created
Scooby Doo Curse Of The Lake Monster Nostalgia Critic
Alita may be flawed but it showed one important thing:
A Hollywood adaptation of an anime can actually be solid
Yeah not perfect like everything is but damn good
The level of near-gore throughout was pretty awesome.
@@ColeslawVariant PG-13 ah fuk it where NC-17
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 the better question is how is this movie's PG-13 is so violent it feels like they are cutting corners
Didn't Ghost in the Shell do that too though? (I thought it was good)
it's so refreshing to see the Critic standing up for a movie for once, and actually pushing for the sequel to happen
Yeah honestly never thought I'd live to see this happening, good for him
yeah!
It's happened before in the editorials but yea, I think this is the first full review where it's happened.
As funny as it is seeing him tear apart awful movies, he should make more positive reviews every once and a while.
Nikki Castro yeah we need more positivity!
Having the blood be from an innocent creature she’s avenging rather than from some enemy is really metal and meaningful to me.
I know what you mean; it carries the same energy as Bardock wearing a bandana soaked with the blood of his fallen comrades.
@watashi Closet case.
@@justafan9399 Or Doomguy, from the end of Doom. Poor guy lost his bunny...
@@justafan9399 or like big boss wiping the ashes of the diamond dogs on his face in metal gear solid 5
Are you saying john wick is intolerant
The eyes only distracted me for like 10 minutes. Then they were just part of the character. Kinda like how the animation in Spiderverse distracted me until my eyes got used to it.
It was the dramatic people that complained. I got used to the eyes withing the first 5 minutes of watching.
Ten whole minutes?
We were in lov ewith her in the first 5 and barely noticed the eyes!
How do Peni's eyes distract when it's an animated film?
Honestly, I didn’t really notice until my friend kept repeatedly pointing it out
To be fair i looked at those eyes on the trailer and was like that looks like shit but then i watched the movie later and it was good alltho ending was a letdown but still enjoyable movie.
"disney..... you owned us a sequel we actually want"
Nostalgia Critic
damm right
Yeah, Toy Story 5 The Return of Woody
There is hope. Fan backlash changed "Meow" to a Sonic the Hedgehog we actually wanted. The studios listening to the fans might be rare, but it has happened and it can happen again.
Hell yeah! I want to see more of this series.
Owed*
Incredibles 2 was a sequel that people asked Brad Bird for several years.
Having not read the original manga, I still have to agree: this movie really DOES deserve a sequel.
You gotta check it out
it's because of comments like these that Hollywood makes terrible sequels... can't a movie just be a one-shot done deal?
@@julcaos did you see the ending though? This movie does need a sequel
They probably squeezed in motorball out of fear of not getting a sequel. It should have been introduced later to flesh out characters more.
Agreed. We need a sequel!!!
Don't worry..."Boomer will live."
We can rebuild him. Make him better, stronger, doggier.
ok boomer
If not, John Wick will help avenge him and fight for dog kind.
@@LadyOnikara we have to petition for a Cyberpunk John Wick with some cool ass gadgets. Like a Matrix film but actually good
.
@@elisacabrales9334 it’s called cyberpunk 2077 and it didn’t turn out so well
I actually liked her using the dog’s blood for the marks under her eyes. I thought it showed not only her innocence but the distortion of it - it was unsettling to see the wide-eyed, kind character do such a thing and it kinda tipped me off that there was a darker side to her nature. It also showed her desire for justice for those who deserved it, but never got it. Just my thoughts.
Critic must have forgotten, that that scene came from the anime adaptation.
This is how you properly adapt an anime into a live action movie
This and bleach
And Japanese live action Death Note movies as well as Japanese live action Attack on Titan movies and Japanese live action Rurouni Kenshin movies. Basically best ones are from Japan.
And The Rurouni Kenshin Live Action too
Some one needs to tell this to Netflix.
@@Mecha82 - The 2017 live action adaptation of "Blade of the Immortal" by Miike Takashi was great IMHO, very good cast.
I hope that with the sequel going on right now, it might make Miike want to do either a sequel taking part in the OG manga, or an adaptation of the new one.
This film was "sacrificed" by the critics so that Captain Marvel could be "groundbreaking". Alita was INFINITELY better
its hilarious that there are people still blaming critics over this. the fact that some butthurt incels made tons of butthurt free advertisement for captain marvel didn't help too huh? lmao
@@ARCtheCartoonMaster inside out was so good
@Rich B You just sound like a butthurt weeaboo
Nah. Get over yourself.
@@CobaltCruiser You sound like you have said nothing original in your life.
14:11 i actually think why they made that change: they showed Alita as an idealist that wanted to fight evil and save the world, thinking she was the hero the world needed. nobody takes her seriously and then she gets torn to pieces, showing that a pure heart and good intentions are not enough to survive in a world of cyborg bounty hunters.
That's another movie change I didn't like. Alita never set out to 'be the heroine the world needed' in the manga. She fought because the situation demanded it. Whatever naive thinking she had early on the manga was soon dashed to pieces like her original cyborg body.
I'm rather sad this movie didn't do too well. It was legitimately one of the best movies of last year IMO, and by far the best live-action anime adaptation thus far.
To be fair, is calling it the best live action anime adaptation really much ? Not trying to sound too negative but a vast majority of them a garbage so not much competition.
It was a good film but 2019 was extremely strong year for film. It didnt have much going for it in terms of advertisement. Coming out in theaters during the dead period of the year was the smartest move they could've done with it.
@@connorwood9211 a vast of majority of DC and Marvel movies are also garbage
Agreed!! This film actually sparked my interest in Anime and got me to read the original manga.
Alita Battle Angel
Everything Ghost in the Shell could've been.
You mean if they'd chosen to adapt an anime where the lead wasn't Asian to begin with?
@@ShadowSonic2 I really don't think that was the biggest issue with that movie
The sad thing is that GITS is even better than GUNNM, yea both are really good ones but GITS takes everything more deeper.. and they have the work already done an damn movie.. a movie already done, a damn movie that is loved by almost everyone... forget the manga for 1 second; I will say it one more so we can understand the most basic error... a damn movie was already made only 1 job.. take it to live action, made everything that was made in that movie to live action... you take the movie, watch it with your team then do alll in live action... 1 simple job, and they failed.
@@ATSaale It was a major controversial point.
If people would stop overrating the Ghost in the Shell anime, they COULD enjoy the live action movie. I found it friggin boring and watched the live action one for the scene recreations and designs, and wasn't disappointed. Thankfully they didn't remake the pseudo-deep philosophical babble you weebs love so much.
"Women and chocolate has been done so much cant we get something a little different?"
In the Teen Titans, Starfire likes mustard.
I forgot about that
Oh Starfire. You were a light in our chocolate addicted darkness.
@@AndreNitroX I like mustard too, so I will never forget.
@@andrewponder3855 But do you drink it straight out of the bottle?
It’s so cute too
I was just pissed that the movie ended on a cliffhanger for a sequel that clearly won't happen now. Also - her eyes make some sense in-universe. Since she's actually Martian, larger eyes would be more ideal for the lower light conditions of that planet (and she may have done some fighting in the outer planets also). If you look closely in the flashback sequences all her companions have them too.
It will be a crime, if they don't create a superior sequel for this gem
To be fair the were able get so much in only 2 hours. We are talking about a 5 year long story. But it does suck that a sequel might never happen
To be fair making a completed movie out of the first 20th part of the story or encapsulating the whole story in under 3hrs is just not realistic
True the manga is huge, but still smaller than most of the naruto-esq series 🤷♂️
It was also explained in the manga about her big eyes.
NostalgiaCritic: "because its always chicks and chocolates"
me (chick): *stopped chewing on my chocolate and looked embarrassed at my choco brownie*
If you are Wonder Woman though, it's Ice Cream.
Chocolate is the best and don't you ever let anyone tell you otherwise
@@alexandererhard2516
Or it's Hand Cake.
BattleAngelFan like an alien girl, a foreign girl who comes from country where chocolate doesn’t exist, or....your newborn daughter
Me (not a chick): *tries to throw up the chocolate from last night*
This movie is the living proof that when a director knows the source material,
The potential is sooo high!
Read the complete manga some time then retype that line with a straight face.
@@Graeystone Ah yes, because it wasn't 100% accurate to the original source, making the adaptation pointless, that statement is now invalidated.
Lol Shut up.
When a director loves* I think is more accurate.
Both Cameron and Rodrigeuz have this pro; It's easy to make fun of them, but when they get it right, they REALLY get it right
Then again, Shyamalan supposedly knew and loved The Last Airbender...
This was everything Hollywood claims they want: a strong female character whose not sexualized, awesome action and special effects, and great acting. And yet, it was slept on while the boring crap-fest that was “Captain Marvel” was instead given all the attention. It’s a crime that this film wasn’t more successful than it was. (It was also released in a horrible, the month of January)
The problem isn't with the movie, it's with the audience. The braindead blue checkmarks on Twitter immediately assumed that, since it was both based on an anime and being hyped by straight white males, it was going to be "offensively problematic, filled with male toxicity and patriarchal messages" (I actually read that in one of the many hit pieces that came out to try and kill the movie before it was released) despite ticking almost every one of their diversity checkboxes.
It also accomplished something else that Captain Marvel failed at. Doing an overpowered hero with amnesia without making her void of personality or likability.
genius2012 Pretty sure it was a February release.
@@Dargonhuman It was also the mainstream media that kept constantly putting the film down questioning the 'boob' size of Alita's new body, or anything they could find to downplay it compared to Captain Marvel. There were many hit pieces before the movie came out trying to put a bad light on it while they at the same time was praising & anointing Captain Marvel as the second coming of cinema.
@@geensloth911 Captain Marvel also failed hard at being as good as the movie from which they stole a lot of the plot and the Samuel Jackson:
The Long Kiss Goodnight (awkward title, I know) starring Geena Davis
My favorite part about the "I give you my heart" scene is how the two of them acknowledge afterward how awkward the moment it was.
Ok There's Something About Alita Turning Into Ponyo Screaming Ham That Made Me Laugh
YES! XD
😂😂😂It was the sudden change of character
It was just out of nowhere bad s*** and sanity
Alita liking chocolate is, I think, actually a reference to the manga, where it's shown that she can basically subsist entirely on chocolate. It provides the sugars her brain needs, while her artificial body otherwise requires little to no nutrients. I thought it was a good touch!
True, though the sugars in fruits like the oranges would work just as well. But I am guessing the chocolate thing is a bit more endearing, since it's a type of candy and thus helps make her seem mroe childlike and innocent for how much she loves it.
Yeah I liked that part, too!
It could also be a Venom situation where she requires a chemical found in chocolate. Read the comics.
Chocolate is comfort food
@@LegitMan335 well yeah but thats because its also very fatty. A robot that only needed sugar would run better on pure sugar no doubt
You have NO IDEA how refreshing it is to see one of my favorite RUclips critics review a movie he actually LOVED and mostly pointed out the best elements of it, almost like a CinemaWins video! PLEASE make more videos like this in the future! Also You’re the funniest critic EVER!!!
Noah Zinar
I agree,I always like seeing cinema wins videos more,cinema sins is *great* but I like the positivity that is cinema wins :)
@@shinysoda6 I agree for the most part, but some times it gets annoying, like when he reviews a movie that is obviously bad like Last Airbender.
i agree, even if he blunders, he can comeback from it
I’m glad he liked the movie like I did. Too bad angry joe didn’t
@@IchibanOfIjincho never really cared for him, i like saints row 3, he dosnt, screw him its fun
This move is the most under-appreciated gem of the past decade.
Between the technology, the writing, the acting, this is an amazing experience and Hollywood really should have showered THIS movie in Oscars and not the FernGully remake.
God the OSCARs disgust me, they represent nothing anymore, winning an OSCAR means you ticked off all the boxes, not made an amazing film.
Oh please you mean Black Panther was a pandering piece of shit? Oh wait, it was..
The nostalgia critic see robots get killed: “How is this rated pg-13!?!”
Me seeing the puppy gets killed:
“How is that rated pg-13!?!”
Answer: it was off-screen, naturally.
"By the way you have a giant gaping wound on your shoulder- It's anime rules I'll just walk it off with my angst"
So hilarious and true at the same time
Spoiler alert
He's a computer control meat sack.
"Oh....that looks fatal...no matter I'll be fine."
That applies with getting shot in the shoulder in action movies not a big deal
I have a lot of respect for the NC saying
"...Yeah, that's called an anime."
Feels like the most loving call-out I've ever received.
AbyssalCorvidian its like Urutsukidoji all over again . ..
Except it isn't an anime being reviewed, it's a movie.
@@misterwishart Except Its a movie that is supposed to be using the source material of anime and manga?
@@leggotheeggodemon1323 - So? You use the source material, but you're still ultimately making a film.
That's why it's called an adaptation and not a copy
@@misterwishart Adaptations fail because they don't keep the style or spirit of their source material, i.e every Hollywood attempt at an anime adaptation before this. This one does keep the style and spirit, including the density of the manga and anime's lineup.
I really hope Alita gets a sequel. I thought the movie was fantastic and I'm thrilled to see someone else praise it too.
Alita is both adorable and terrifying at the same time.
Tamara: I can't wait to see all the make-up and digital effects we'll use to make me look like Alita.
Doug: Umm...
Alita was very underrated. She had character unlike some other anime adaptation as of recent.
Ikr?! The others are bland as sin. Akita is literally a robot and she has nothing but personality oozing out of every robotic pore of hers
Or to put it the other way, when was the last time we had a protagonist that's a cyborg and who _doesn't_ angst over his body and\or put in one without a consent?
I love how this adaptation carries over the eastern view on cyborgs ("replace part of my body with machine? Okay.") instead of the western luddistic one ("Replace part of my body with machine? OH NO, my *HUMANITY* is being drained away!!!!").
Something that _other_ recent Hollywood adaptation about anime cyborgs didn't had guts to do.
Meta Runner: *replace one part with a machine*
Main Character: how did that happen? Oh well, it's useful in this future.
@Warlok Oh yeah, but the GITS turn is more like a quiet introspective "If I'm not human anymore, what am I now?" instead of scared "Oh god, I'm NOT HUMAN! IM A MONSTER!" that would be in a western spin on the same concept.
Adam Jensen: *looks away*
@@557deadpool Also Adam Jensen: you know the meme I'm talking about.
Never realized it, but you're right. The whole theme of one clinging to his/her humanity because of being a cyborg HAS been kinda overused at this point. Who knew that Rhys from Borderlands would be interesting because of being funny and not because of Blade Running?
That's very dark how that doctor sharin was dismembered and stuffed into a box with minimal body parts but just enough to see and feel whats going on. That is some human centipede nightmare fuel there
Sharin had about as much relevance to Alita as that female elf in the The Hobbit movies did. . .as in NEITHER EXISTED IN THE ORIGINAL SOURCE!
Sharin was in the anime, wasn't she?
@@TheOneLichemperor Yeah but she didn't have much of a prescence.
Diego A. Acuña
She basically got the Baxter Stockman 2003 treatment.
I love this movie and hated how critics and Twitter tried to tear this film down unfairly just to prop up the mediocre movie Captain Marvel
So glad that now It's getting the recognition it deserves
It was actually the other way around. People (idiots) tried to use this movie to make Captain Marvel fail
@@christiansanchez2088 Really? I remember more people on Twitter being like "Don't watch the sexist and misoginystic and racist Alita movie!! If you like women, you need to watch Captain Marvel!"
Sin Kö he prolly one of those woke fans who loves captain marvel and just talking shit when he has nothing to back up his nonsense
Sin Kö Man, I saw nothing but the opposite. There was literally the ‘Alita Challenge’ to try and get people to watch it instead of Captain Marvel. knowyourmeme.com/memes/alita-challenge
@@robpagenkopf5829 the Alita / Marvel war is a mess... it's verry hard to know how it started and who started it... the Alita chalange is a good exemple, the goal was to challenge people to try Alita, but it was started by a guy with more conservative ideas who disliked Cap Marvel and after that internet did the rest. The problem is that many youtubers have directly compared Alita to Cap Marvel because of the story similarities between the two films, it did not help, especialy when they made video called "Alita vs Cap feminist". The irony is that Alita contains more feminist stuff than Cap Marvel when you look deep in it haha :P . And yes it is possible that a small group of people voluntarily wanted to use alita against Marvel and Disney; whenever they criticized Marvel they tag the AlitaArmy. This ended up causing a clash, many fans demanded that everyone who spoke of Cap Marvel stop using the hastag because the reputation of the group was really degraded. I must also admit that some reviews did not help either... yes a beautiful mess.
Rosa did a phenomenal job bringing Alita to life. Personally, I found her smile contagious and it was truly a joy watching it in theaters multiple times. I just hope we get a sequel lol
Alita's failure was on the heads of the fools in Hollywood that made Dragon Ball Evolution, and the Marketing Teams behind Ghost in the Shell.
I freaking adore this movie, and saw it a few times... but when I first went to see it, I was apprehensive, and almost didn't go, because of my experience with all the other "adaptations."
I'm sorry Alita. But when you came out there were so many bad anime adaptations that, i confess, i didn't even watched you one time.
I guess it's our fault too. I talked to a lot of people, anime fans, that were very skeptical, expecting a new Dragon Ball.
Sorry Lady/girl/kid/robot.
Yea, we dropped the ball this time. It sucks too, because I can't find it on Netflix and I'm sure as shit not paying for _another_ subscription service just because stupid companies want to compete. But I do want to watch it legally and offer my paltry support.
Agent J then buy a physical copy, that’s what I did.
Those so called anime fans should have known that this movie couldn't have been done wrong if they actually have read the manga. At least it would have been just "good".
Now everyone gets a second chance! Rerelease in theaters should show everyone we still want a sequel.
Fun fact: the chocolate was made by Robert Rodriguez himself!
Seriously???
@@98953812 Indeed, it actually was. I think it was his Alita edition of 10 Minute Cooking School, something he did on a lot of his DVD's since....Spy Kids 1? At least since Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Y'know, back when his movies regularly had tons of DVD extras.
That is such a tiny little detail to know. I LOVE IT!!
It probably tasted like badass and pg-13 that should be r rated
Well then Rodriguez is quite the Willy Wonka is he now?
That’s the ticket, the golden ticket !
Oompa Loompa doompaty Doo
Hollywood needs to make a sequel. It's a sequel we all want
I don't want it. Please dont speak for me.
You know the rules!
We only get sequels to NOT good movies.
@@windedwriterfilms8321 wait a minute Disney owns this are you shiting me
@@jessicaevans7847 cough cough empire strikes back
@@jessicaevans7847 that was a great film and so was a new
as an anime fan it is actually true that anime characters can get hurt badly yet still walk it off
Did Nostalgia Critic just say, Robert Rodrguez is one of his favorite film directors? We have one thing in common then.
I think most of it has to be because of Sin City which apparently is one of his favorite movies. I admit, I also do like a lot of his work even if some his movies aren’t that great.
@@bbolin5626 Robert Rodriguez is one of my favorite directors his style on guerrilla filmmaking inspired me years ago.
This has gotta be the most positive Nostalgia Critic review I have ever seen.
I know right?
Miracle of miracles. i'm surprised he held his ego in check long enough to actually say ANYTHING positive given his propensity for doing a whole production number about how something sucks and if you disagree with him you're wrong.
You mean other Ethan his Ponyo review?
He's got a few like A Goofy Movie, but that just goes to show how good this movie is.
A film worth talking about in a positive way!
This movie did the impossible: It made me ignore the huge eyes at some point, which are the equivalent of the stupid "Truth or Dare" smile.
I couldn't get over them. Besides the trailer pretty much spoils the story. And from what I read on the wiki the real story isn't much, either.
@@SwiftNimblefoot No.
Swift Nimblefoot the actual story made me question things that most people have never even considered like what’s the real you if your brain was replaced at childhood with a chip or the consequences of good intentions and bad ones both that end in good
@Black Ninja With those huge eyes, experiencing all those new things while being absolutely hyped about them, it makes her seem like a kid. I think that ended up having a "bonding" effect. The movie had a bit too much filler, but the characters were always charming. And I just can't stop liking Christoph Waltz even if he basically plays the same role in each movie.
NC: “She’s the most promising anime adaptation I’ve seen in years.”
Lupin III The First: 👁👄👁
10:08 Oh no ponyo has returned for ham.
Ponyo: By the demons of the seas, I will have ham!!!
Ponyo: "You will not stop my pursuit of Oscar Myer!"
Okay where's the petition for the sequel. I'm ready to sign
I'll sign it and get my brothers and sisters to sign it.
As if any petition has changed something.
There is only one petition for movie sequels and once it is done running, it is done for good. The last time any signature petition made any difference was after the third season of Family Guy.
For me Christoph Waltz was just amazing. He made other half of movie.
And he didn’t have a preexisting nonsensical hate train like Scarlet Johansson does, so nobody pretended to be angry about him playing a Japanese character for this movie.
He’s one of the better actors in Film lately
The wall review
He's literally the reason why I saw the movie.
I love Alita: Battle Angel so darn much. I hope it gets a sequel soon.
So, about those eyes: I don't know if anyone else out there remembers, but in the original trailer her eyes were WAY bigger than they ended up being, to the point that, when I saw said trailer, I cringed at just how big they were. It's why I never saw it when it first came out. I did find out later that they made her eyes a bit smaller than in the initial trailer, and I went ahead and got a copy to see for myself just what they did with what is one of my favorite anime and manga series.
Most of what you mentioned, both good and bad, I more or less agree with you about. There is, however, one exception to that: Motorball. This is one of those few portions that was missing from the anime that I had wished they included more of it in it, and was happy to see it spotlighted in this movie. It added the perfect bit of action that focused on it being a game rather than just mortal combat, which is what most of this movie, as well as its source material, had focused on. Personally I absolutely loved its addition.
At first I was a bit miffed when you said that they dropped the ball on him climbing the tube, but after hearing your reasoning on it, I can kinda see where you're coming from. I still feel they stayed true to the original immensely well, but...yeah, I suppose he wasn't as crazed as he was in the anime, I'll give you that one.
Finally, I absolutely loved the end of this review! When that black dude started explaining the shortcomings of Alita I had half-expected Stan from South Park to pop up out of nowhere and ask him, "Morgan Freeman, why is it when everything gets so convoluted you always come out of nowhere to explain everything?" Only to have him respond something to the respect of "I'm not Morgan Freeman. I think you might need some glasses kid." The part with the video climbing the tube was kinda corny, but...meh.
"This episode brought to you by-"
STAMPS . COM!
"hello fresh"
Oh...
For me, it would be:
"This episode is brought to you by-"
*_"COMMERCIALS!!!"_*
Don't forget Express VPN or SkillShare lol.
Honestly surprised he did not use the spongebob “chocolate” guy.
Was waiting for it.
Yeah, me too.
That meme was waiting for it's moment of greatness :P
has to be a women in that joke
I was, too. lol
Honestly, I'm surprised he used the Fairly OddParents clip on it.
Peach, man, preach.
0:50 thats how I feel when I found a LEGO set worth 70 dollars nearly intact in the parts bin at bricks and minifigures
Regarding the bar scene and it "not feeling right," I chalk that up to "this is actually a coming of age story." In the beginning Alita has the body of a child/teen, and that matches her maturity level, and it's only after she gets her new body does she mature. Since this scene is with the child/teen body, I see this as her being an idealistic teenager that constantly makes communist facebook posts and doesn't understand why people are citing the track record of communist regimes. It actually makes perfect sense when you apply that filter.
Alita battle angel: I’m the only live action anime movie in America
Dragon ball evolution: what about m-
Alita battle angel: You don’t exist
What about Speed Racer?
Avatar (the last airbender): Don't forget about me!
What doesn't exist?
@@Missmay123p - big blue Smurfs or the one that DOESN'T EXIST.
You don't exist(the dbz and avatar live actions movies Don't and never will exist)
NC: I've seen Elfin Lied, I know where this is going
Me: What's he talking about I don't remember a dog in-- oh.
The OVA special featured a pretty grizzly scene involving a dog. It was Lucy's origin story.
And this's a guy who not too long ago claimed that he hasn't seen "that many" anime. Seriously, how does a guy whose repertoire consists mostly of mainstream junk like FMA wind up watching straight through a show that's full of gruesome mutilations, sexual abuse, tons of nudity, several involving girls who might not be ready for kindergarten but still rip people apart with a smile on their faces, and just about any kind of depravity or cruelty you would want to think of and then some?
Ah yes I've seen that scene on the anime.
Those kids are scum motherf*****s....
I would like to see Victor Sayenko and Igor Suprunyuk then find these kids and make a sequel of 3 guys 1 hammer and the victims are kids who murdered a defenseless puppy.
@@broEye1 Sage probably showed it to him.
@@broEye1 I think he explained it when he said it was one of the few you could rent on VHS back then and it had a nice sticker that's supposed to help parents keep their children away but attracts the children to it
Hearing that random "hi, doggy" and knowing immediately then it came from The Room!
Was working in a movie theatre for a year or so leading up to this film's release. It was pushed back two or three times, meaning the trailer floated through the theatre for months, and I had to hear it a dozen times per shift. I thought it looked weird and most of the people I worked with, like me, didn't know anything about the source material. I forget why I actually stayed after work to watch it one day, but I freaking loved this movie. It had so much charm, great fight sequences, and amazing acting. Never would have watched it had I not worked at the cinema at the time, where I pretty saw everything because I didn't have to pay for tickets. I would encourage everyone to check this out
"Sit down"
"I can't I'm a blu-ray"
"Then you have nothing to worry about"
"Hooray"
28:00 her death hit me really hard
Alita: Battle Angel is one of the best live action anime adaptations to ever exist. Nuff said
In my view, it's the only decent anime adaptation.
You're setting the bar very high
Not really
If it doesn't get that sequel I'm gonna riot.
Though given pretty much every other live action anime adaptation, that's not really a high bar to reach.
7 minutes in and I kinda don't wanna finish NC's review... he's kinda made me want to experience the movie for myself... yes, no I must stop! Though I LOVE Tamara's added charm, I'm tapping out for now till after I've seen it.
Enjoy!! Ive been there.
I really enjoyed this film. It was fun, it looked good and now it makes me want to read the manga.
It's flawed, they try to fit too much into the movie, which leaves some of it a bit flat... But there's also so much cool stuff in there too, especially if you can get past some of the "anime" dialogue lol.
Personally I'd recommend it, but I'm sure many will have issues with it... But then I had issues with it and still loved it lol.
I freaking love this movie!! Low love love love it!!!
*love
Waltz also starred in "Big Eyes"(2014). A coincidence?!?!?! Um, yeah. But really!
I stand by my claim that the film was failed by its advertising, not that it was difficult.
That heart scene was perfect to build two separate trailers with it as the end points, one for sci-fi fans and one for romance fans, then use targeted advertising on social media and sites like RUclips to make sure people saw the right ad for them.
TLDR: old media failed to engage with modern audiences by not capitalizing on both audiences it could appeal to via Social media and sites like RUclips.
"That heart scene was perfect to build two separate trailers with it as the end points, one for sci-fi fans and one for romance fans"
This might surprise you but people who like romance don't like hearts literally being pulled out of the love interest. Also the lack of focus on the romance and relationships would lead to this movie failing with romance fans.
You'd do better advertising to the sci-fi and action crowds.
Not even the advertising itself but because all the main stream sources reviewing it and advertising it were calling it “problamatic” and trying to drive the movie into the ground so they could promote the garbage captain marvel as a true “feminist hero” movie instead.
To be honest I agree with you on the advertisement, but I think the biggest reason is that not enough people knew what this movie was. This was an older anime, that came out in the 90s, so unless you are a hardcore anime fan, or grew up in those times, you probably missed it. Marketing anime is very tricky, and while it has a huge following now, I don't think it's quite large enough to be considered untapped market potential (might be by next generation). It has to speak with and resonate with a wide enough audience while giving the fans to make it worth while and I just think that won't be possible for a while. On top this, this was released during the time where marvel was wrapping up their cinematic universe, not to mention Sonic the Hedgehog movie being announced, and those projects were soaking up most of the attention.... Alita was kind of a small project among juggernauts, and probably would have done better in 2017 or 2018.
@@uanime1 Deadpool advertised as a romance too though...
My wife and I, just on a whim, rented this movie having never heard of it (she likes Mahershala Ali, I like Christoph Waltz so we gave it a shot.)
We loved every second of it. We were so excited at the idea of a sequel but it's not certain...If it doesn't, then I hope it's one of those movies that gets a cult fandom and sequel 5 or 10 years from now, but I just know it probably wouldn't have the same cast and magic as the first did. I really hope they follow through with the sequel sooner rather than later.
If you want a sequel buy the movie on Blu-Ray or DVD. It's the only way we'll get one. The movie did just okay in theaters so the home video sales need to be really good.
You can also read the manga if you want to know the rest of the story.
Rodriguez built the Alita sets to last for 15 years and only 1 of those years has passed since the movie came out. He and Cameron fully intend to make a sequel, it's just a matter of when.
@@tomnorton4277 except Disney owns the movie now and they will probably make things difficult...
@@johnnysasaki Actually James Cameron still owns the rights to everything except the distribution of the movies. If Disney pisses him off, they could lose a potential cash cow. As long as he doesn't concede ground, they can only grind their teeth in frustration because the only power they have is to release the movies, not get involved in making them.
I actually like all the different yet seemingly abandoned plot threads, because I think it actually makes the story good to the type it wants to tell, a coming of age story. This is something so many coming of age stories fail to capture, the fast paced nature of growing up, and how things that were super important moments ago are no longer important at all. The overall movie is telling Alita's journey from birth to mature adult, complete with romance, jobs, teenage idealism, discovering the world, growing jaded as life beats you down, puberty with the bodies, extra curriculars, and more. It seems like it wants to be all these different genres (love, revenge, sports, mystery, political commentary, etc.), but all of them exist to serve the greater coming of age story.
22:30 this movie is underrated, it put the balls back into PG-13.
I really liked the movie. They did a good job. But I kinda wish there was more of an ending
It's because it was supposed to be the first movie in a trilogy, idk if they are making more but I hope they do it was great!
@@KabooomandStuff they better make more lol
@@MrGoobus I afraid they said there won't be any sequels. Disney said wasn't profitable enough.
I was afraid NC was going to shit on this movie
It ended the way it did so if it got a sequel, it could lead off from here, or if it didn't it could just be seen as its own one off thing, so it serves as a dual purpose.
I was surprised how well handled the movie was, considering that they only covered a very early portion of the HUGE lore GUNNM (the manga) has. This movie is proof that anime can have good western adaptations when left in good hands.
yeah, it is!
I want them to get enough sequels to the point we can have the Caerula Sanguis vampire movie
Alita is coming back to theaters Oct 30th at Cinemark. #ReReleaseAlita!
PG-13 was really a head scratcher for me too. I know they are cyborgs, but the intensity of the violence is very high.
the cgi isnt given enough credit. rosa's face is 100% on screen and without her emoting the character wouldnt work. her micro expressions and skin imperfections / tiny scars were preserved in the rendering so it really IS rosa. the heart scene is in the manga except she is betting her life against boomerang mans character.
Hey, don't tie it to just women. *Everyone* loves chocolate.
Chocolate holds a lot of symbolism in so many contexts especially with emotional input
Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love.
I don't. And I'm a woman.
*CHOCOLATE* 🍫 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
@@toaarky You know what they say. "Love is blind".
5:57 love how you used a pic of Yuki yuna is a hero
Fun fact: in the original the protagonist was named Gally, but in the movie it was changed to Alita. There is a scene in the movie, though, where Hugo calls her Gally, so it seems like the writers originally wanted her the keep the Gally name but changed it early in filming. Hugo accidentally calling her Gally more than likely means either that scene was shot very early, or it was an accident that Rodrigue decided to keep in as a wink to all the fans of the anime/manga.
I guess, he just shortens her name and calls her "Ali".
I had no problem the US verrsion of the manga decided to translate "Gally" into "Alita", and "Gunnm" into "Battle Angel Alita". Do as you please, my version have the right names. But keeping those names for an international release movie, it's getting under my skin.
Dragon Ball Evolution is full of problems, but at least they didn't called that "Magic Balls Quest", with the main hero, "Tony".
damn... this just makes you wonder. How did Avatar do it???
It's so depressing for Alita not to have even 10% of the recognition that Avatar did.
Avatar went first and was kid friendly and light hearted. That's pretty much it
@@gabrielrognon6238 I think it's got a lot to do with Cameron being the Director, apart from the ground breaking effects it's not even that special
Because many people including you doesn't understand that Alita is the only movie produced by Cameron without directing it!
@@dantefromdevilmaycry9857 I had Avatar on 2 discs, I watched Avatar disk 2 so many times, it's freaking amazing!
You forgot that this was when critics were trying to prove captain marvel was only dislikes by Russian bots and sexists so they have this movie a mediocre score because it’s success proves them wrong
Disney: We have an Elsa
Marvel: We have a Natasha
Star Wars: We have a Leia
DC: We have a Diana
Fox: We have an Alita
Rey and Captain Marvel: Oh that's why no one likes us, our names don't end in an A.
@@422rds That's weirdly true lol
*had.
HAD an Alita. But apparently being Trump’s official propaganda machine seemed like the better investment.
And it’s totally working like the Jem and the Holograms movie.
Disney: We have all of you
fixed it :P
That girls love chocolate vs ham joke hit really close to home. I have 2 daughters. 1 loves chocolate, the other ham.
For people sad about the puppy, there’s a Easter egg where the puppy comes back with a robot body and his old head, still barking happily 😊
I’m so happy this movie is getting the love it deserves. That stupid online war between Cap marvel and Alita didn’t help
Ya, especially when Alita fans think their movie was more popular when Captain Marvel tripled it at the box office. But hey, at least Alita beat DC's Captain Marvel movie.
Remember Alita fans, you can say your movie is better (art is subjective, so you aren't objectively wrong), but you sure as hell can't say either more people saw or it, or it was more popular than the movie that got second at the box office six weeks after its release (and was only second to the highest grossing film of all time)
Geoffrey Sorkin sigh captain marvel was boring as hell alita was charming and enjoyable
Captain Marvel was a big brand name coming off a huge multifilm megaproject series thing.
People felt like they had to watch it. I believe it might have felt like missing an episode of GoT (think season 1).
And BOY I remember the shitstorm it kicked off. I didn't watch it. Never was into the superhero thing. But, well, you can't deny Cap. Marvel rode off the success of the other movies.
Alita (which I didn't watch either, but wanted to. Until I forgot about it) was it's own thing. No brand recognition, not coming off a big franchise. It was that small poster you saw in the corner and went "huh?".
Alita's flop was kind of a tactical mistake by the movie release people. You simply do not release an expensive to make movie next to a marvel movie. It might be "Marvel's Captain Ass" and you literally stare at an ass for 2h, yet people will flock to the marvel thing just because marvel. And I heard and saw archival proof of rotten tomatoes deleting 50k Cap. Marvel reviews, so no matter how bad it might be, and how willing review aggregates are to bend to corporate will and let the consumer be ripped off to not hurt the profits of giant media corporations, there's proof people will watch it.
Also, this the season of the Superhero Movie. It's what's "in" right now.
Both seem to have similar elements and certainly the superhero thing helped promote Alita to some degree. But if it was the season of "anime cinematic adaptation", which Alita could have helped kick off by Doug's praise of the film, the figures would have been different. And it would not cut into Disney's profit margins.
And you can like both. You can still think one is better. People turn weirdly tribal into seeminghly competing cultural products that are not mutually exclusive. I'm more familiar with the Megadeth vs Metallica thing in Thrash Metal. But that at least had the reason of Dave Mustaine being rightfully kicked from Metallica in the early days for being a dick and forming Megadeth while holding a grudge for a decade, then Metallica becoming mainstream.
I don't know. I'm kinda bummed out there won't be a sequel to Alita. Doug made me feel like watching the movie but I now know it will feel incomplete as there's no proper end to the story.
Yeah, Caplain Marvel damaged Alita by that online war and ruined X-Men: Dark Phoenix by stealing its ending and forcing them to reshoot the movie.
You know....Doug is the only critic I’ll listen too.
Why?
He watched the anime, also he called out the stupid critics that gave this a 61%
Unfortunate.
This got a 61?! But I actually enjoyed this! That's a fucking milestone for an anime adaption!
Wait, what does watching the anime have to do with reviewing a film? Shouldn't the adaptation stand on its own merits?
(or are you actually saying: I'm only going to listen to someone who's an unabashed fan of the original)
@@logicaloverdrive8197 never listen to critic reviews (not NC). when it comes to movies or tv, i look at audience reviews. If its high audience, i usually end up liking it as well. The Orville is a great example of this. Season 1, Critics gave it a 10%. audience gave it a 95%. I loved it. Alita, i LOVED it. Hoping each day to hear news of a sequal or TV show on netflix or Amazon.
@@misterwishart I never watched the anime and I still enjoyed it.
IMO the size of the budget was the root of the problem.
bigger budget > more risk averse > no R rating and generally much less edgy
The face he made on 30:06 is when you were a kid and your mom took away your Game Cube.
I love this movie. While I wish it had more focused plot as well as not relying on sequel baiting, Alita herself is an amazing character who more than makes up for this movie's shortcomings. I've seen this movie 3 times in theaters, so I did my part.
I saw it twice
I went to the cinema 4 times to watch it. Somehow, this movie resonates with my brain.
i only saw it once in theaters, but i did buy the bluray, which cost 3 times more than my ticket did, so basically i paid to see it 4 times
Same :)
Errm... I bought the bluray. Do I get points for that?
"If it ain't red, then nothing bled" That actually is a really good quote, and makes a lot of sense for something mortal kombat, like showing off the fatalities or something, gotta use someone with different color blood or get demonized
This movie should get a Sequel, the Manga get's follow up's Why not this movie.... Despite some of the flaws, IT is a faithful Adaptation of not just the Manga, But the OVA as well.
I feel sorry for Critic here.
One of the few movies that I actually went to see it in theaters 3 times! I loved this movie, I loved Alita, the world, the visuals. It is such a fantastic film, and it's fans did everything they could to make it a bigger hit. I remember one guy actually bought all the seats of a showing for support.
But yeah... not many people gave it a chance. My third viewing I sat completely alone in the room. It was awesome! But it's a shame that it didn't do so good.
Fun Fact:
The composer for this movie also composed for the Sonic Movie.
Two films based on a japanese property that did okay on the box office but nevertheless have huge cult following.
Ryan GODsling Okay? The Sonic movie made substantially more than what it costed to make, even with the redesign. But nonetheless, the both films do deserve their praises, even if they have their flaws.
@@mafeuk
And both films pissed woke Twitter off for being good
Tom Holkenburg is his name. He has his name on a lot of good titles like Mad Max Fury Road, Batman v Superman & 300 to mention a few.
And Deadpool
To be fair, Chocolate is pretty frickin’ amazing and I can’t imagine a life without it
I love the voice actress for Alita..the emotion she exhumed from her voice was amazing
That's Rosa Salazar for you.
9:18 That moment when a bully walks away from beating you up and you get onto your feet, hatching a milisecond revenge plan
Alita: Battle Angel - Nostalgia Critic Pitch Meeting
"Close your eyes"
"Okay, but it'll take 2 minutes"
That was subtle gold, sir.
28:36 Love how the FMA live action movie is on Netflix and everyone forgot about it
"Robert Rodriguez makes movies with no money!" LOL how true
This Nostalgia Critic episode had some of the best acting from Tamara Chambers.
Don't know if this is meant to be sarcastic, but voice acting is usually considered more difficult.
So Tamara only got a voice role and not go on screen? Doug voiced those movies on Blockbuster City while showing up as the Nostalgia Critic, the main character of his show.
Alex the Kaiju Fan ayyy I like your ultraman icon though I’m more into Kamen rider I still think ultraman is neat
I especially loved Tamara and The Critic acting at the end
this is litrally the best anime adaptation hollywood has ever made
Not a high bar.
Insert flight laugh here
Wait till Im done
Guyver: Dark Hero (1994)
Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
Considering that the only other one that wasn't bad was the Speed Racer film, that's a bit like saying The Incredible Hulk is the best Hulk movie.
It was a cat actually. He had a cat named Alita that died some time before he found cyborg Alita. Thats why he named her that. It was supposed to be temporary because it was all he could think of at the momemt but it just sorta stuck. And chocolate is Alita's favorite "food". In the manga she justifies it by saying the sugar is all she needs to keep her brain working. Cuz....nutrition I guess.
The problem was it came out at the same time as a "feminist masterpiece" that I can't even remember the name of now. There was no progressive message therefore the movie was advertised very poorly.
A female robot literally slices male robots twice her size in half. I'd say that could work as a progressive message.
@BattleAngelFan Sorry, I can't jump on that bandwagon. I enjoyed "Infinity War" and "Endgame" way too much.
This is nonsense. Alita didn’t come out at “the same time”. It came out a full three weeks prior. Captain Marvel had nothing to do with Alita doing badly.
@@MaximilianWWW no it wasn't promoted. And during that time captain marvel was heavily promoted. It was panned by critics the same critics who gave captain marvel glowing reviews. It was in every way pushed aside in favor of captain marvel.
Joshua Reynolds Dude, the majority of reviews were positive lol, about on par with Aquaman which came out on Alita’s originally scheduled release date.
I just assumed Alita had big eyes in the movie because she's not human and her designer was an anime fan.
I also really liked Alita in this because she was genuinely likeable.
Unlike Rey from Star Wars where she started off likeable and instantly went Mary Sue "yOu HaVe To LiKe HeR."
IIRC she has big eyes in the manga too (not "anime" big, "holy shit why are your eyes so large?!" big), and they're big because she's a martian.
@@DarthBiomech her being from Mars has nothing to do with it. If anything her 'defining feature' is her 'Octolips'(a running gag throughout Last Order) because of how thick they are in the manga.
I think I recall back on social media how people argued that the actor playing Alita should've been played by an Asian woman because they thought the big cgi eyes was just the director trying to make the character look more anime. But that sounds stupid because regardless they would've done the same thing anyways just because it's supposed to kinda show Alita isn't human. Casting an Asian woman makes no difference.
@KJ Beast if i can say one good thing about Captain Marvel, its that young Nick Fury was very funny.
I'd like to add that Alita is a proper STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER. She kicks ass, but that's not the only thing that defines her. She is full of charm and life and love. She isn't just there to show up men. She has a life outside of the violence.
true dat
"She has a life outside of the violence.", yeah, a life that revolves completely around two men. Does this stupid movie even pass the Bechdel test?..
@@diesirae1128 you're just mad because this movie didn't bend the knee to the narrative. Yes, women can have men in their life AND be happy. At least Alita has a life, as opposed to captain marvelous how boring she is.
Exactly!
@@diesirae1128 We live in an integrated world and we need each other. Let's not pretend the world will get better if we keep to the people of our sex.
The "Ham" joke literally made me cry laughing!