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  • Former President Barack Obama dropped a video to encourage young people to vote, the U.K.'s new prime minister is the wealthiest person ever to hold that office, and Adidas finally did the right thing and ended their partnership with Kanye West. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @dyent
    @dyent Год назад +419

    As a Brit, I've never heard anyone refer to Sunak as "Dishy Rishi"
    Usually we call him "Rishi Rich"

    • @abi7183
      @abi7183 Год назад +19

      Lol. You must not be female

    • @BearOnTheMoon
      @BearOnTheMoon Год назад

      @@abi7183 Yeah right... as if Rishi's sudden attractiveness with middle/lower class women, has nothing to do with the fact that they just found out the man can actually piss pure gold.
      The guy's probably just another spoiled rich, upper class british brat.
      Color of skin, does not make him an Indian/Asian/etc... doubt he has the balls to even visit India, without an oxygen tank.

    • @senguptasayn
      @senguptasayn Год назад +8

      Absolutely correct.

    • @shloers
      @shloers Год назад +14

      Am in England as well and never heard that.

    • @jennifermaharaj3551
      @jennifermaharaj3551 Год назад +6

      Strange,people outside of GB know him as dishy,fishy Rishi.

  • @fernandesdave
    @fernandesdave Год назад +574

    When you realise that Stephen did not actually have a chair with him but held the pose and character all the way through. Damn that's some good miming.

    • @u.synlig
      @u.synlig Год назад +54

      Showing off his flexible 50+ year-old knees and hip joints.😄

    • @andromedatonks60
      @andromedatonks60 Год назад +27

      I wasn’t wearing my glasses and totally thought there was a chair there until he just stood up at the end. Had to go back and rewatch to appreciate it fully haha

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Год назад +19

      Second City, baby!

    • @lorrainethomas8797
      @lorrainethomas8797 Год назад +6

      Right?

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 Год назад +10

      Makes me think “OUCH!!” and I’m YOUNGER than Colbert!

  • @darrenskjoelsvold
    @darrenskjoelsvold Год назад +100

    That look on Colbert's face when he realized that his audience is a well informed intelligent group. Priceless..

    • @davidarmillie4226
      @davidarmillie4226 Год назад +5

      I agree! That look on his face was great! Actually, I was surprised too how well informed his audience was!

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo Год назад +1

      @@davidarmillie4226 for an american audience that is.... 😂😂

  • @KittyKeypurr
    @KittyKeypurr Год назад +30

    I have to believe that Obama's kids just fell to the floor laughing their butts off at the "youth pastor" bit 😂 I could see it too!

  • @yokojacobson8494
    @yokojacobson8494 Год назад +663

    "Youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards energy" 👏🏽🤣👏🏽🤣👏🏽🤣👏🏽😂😂. That is AWESOME, speak on it Stephen!.

    • @cyber_tech93
      @cyber_tech93 Год назад +2

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    • @commonsense.1014
      @commonsense.1014 Год назад +3

      Killed me lmao

    • @peopleschampiii584
      @peopleschampiii584 Год назад +1

      That shit killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Год назад +36

    The most enthusiastically any crowd has or will ever utter the name “Liz Truss”

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva Год назад +3

      To be fair, probably never happened before.

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Год назад +4

      They shouted “Liz Truss” like they were reading the top answers on Family Fued 😂😂😂

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 Год назад +1

      The energy of someone who just remembered the correct answer at the last second on a quiz show

  • @Junksaint
    @Junksaint Год назад +42

    Obama's basketball shot never gets old lol

  • @haitiancreolewithluciano
    @haitiancreolewithluciano Год назад +206

    *As a youth pastor, I approve this message*

    • @Z1nny
      @Z1nny Год назад +4

      Thank you for your ministry to the youth. God bless ❤️

    • @stgodless
      @stgodless Год назад +4

      You're cool with me then 😎

    • @kelly-annflanagan7693
      @kelly-annflanagan7693 Год назад +2

      🤣😂🤣😎👍🙏

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Год назад +3

      @@Z1nny ; Indoctrination

    • @sealyoness
      @sealyoness Год назад +2

      I approve this message and have never been a pastor.

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Год назад +50

    They shouted “Liz Truss” like they were reading the top answers on Family Fued 😂😂😂

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Год назад +173

    Mental health is a serious issue, but when you say stuff that endangers a whole lotta folks, it's Adi-dios, Ye!

    • @janmay7961
      @janmay7961 Год назад +6

      🤣👍🏽👏

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад

      @laalaa99stl damn straight 💯

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 Год назад

      @@gnomewithonesock I suppose it takes a nuance in how and where are having an actual debate, or if just spreading hate.

    • @locadisa
      @locadisa Год назад

      Kanye has been saying stupid sh-- for years. Some people even called him a mind ahead if his time yet when it finally lands on the right race to insult then he is banned and ostracized. All of this would have been avoided a long time ago if people had just listened much earlier. They allowed this jerk to run for president... oh wait a minute... this is not the first time that they allow jerks who have wild thoughts to run for president. Americans are busy blaming others like old man Biden for the state of the economy and high gas prices. Truth is, that Americans are their own worst enemies, PERIOD

  • @AinSoph73
    @AinSoph73 Год назад +7

    The youth pastor joint was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while

  • @rainecormier2935
    @rainecormier2935 Год назад +467

    Anytime you get the audience to "oooh" like that is just pure gold 😂 The Liz Truss bit absolutely killed me though

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +12

      I only remember her name because I am a fan of architecture and engineering.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Год назад +40

      When you can become PM a couple days before the queen dies, u-turn on every step of your plans one by one, and then tank the pound sterling all within 45 days, that's a name worth knowing, if only to avoid that person in the future. 🤦‍♀️

    • @NANICU
      @NANICU Год назад +13

      Obviously, the weed they were smoking didn't contain enough THC.

    • @dotapark
      @dotapark Год назад +4

      Best joke I think

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Год назад +13

      I yelled it out along with the audience! LOL

  • @jhonshephard921
    @jhonshephard921 Год назад +231

    Obama's ACTUAL get out the vote effort is actually an entire Netflix show called The G Word. Its an awesome show that shows the good and bad things government can and does do and also some things that ONLY the government can do because the job is too big for the private sector. It is also kind of a recruitment effort since it shows many difficult government jobs in places like the FDA, NOAA, SEC, and DARPA.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Год назад +16

      Had no idea, thanks!

    • @7142320
      @7142320 Год назад +10

      Great show! Everyone should watch 💙

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 Год назад +6

      Not only is it too big for the private sector its too important.
      The whole point of the Private Sector is to maximize profits by any means. Imagine cutting corners with the NOAA or SEC.

    • @keroberusr.9687
      @keroberusr.9687 Год назад +1

      Lean something every day. Thank u

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Год назад +5

      Yeah, govt. entities like NOAA and NODC has had a hard time with recruiting newer blood mainly because the past administrations that have been republican had put a freeze on the hiring process, which did kept my late father working as the head data-wrangler oceanographic info (and accessable to the general public) nearly 30 years, but he was getting sick to the back teeth of Mango Mussolini's massive BS dump that he retired in 2018-2019. IDK what the current status is with NOAA/NODC, but it'd be WONDERFUL if they can hire a new workforce to carry on some of my father's contributions.

  • @plyric
    @plyric Год назад +3

    7:20 Stephen's reaction is so precious! 🤣❤🤣❤🤣❤🤣❤

  • @polygaryd
    @polygaryd Год назад +2

    Colberts reaction to getting schooled by the audience was awesome.

  • @lorrainethomas8797
    @lorrainethomas8797 Год назад +384

    My dad, may he rest in peace, was a youth pastor. Nailed it.

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard Год назад +9

      My most sincere condolences...

    • @lmichelle80sbaby
      @lmichelle80sbaby Год назад +4

      Sure did!! God bless your dad!! Youth leaders make the world a better place💗🤗

    • @joeshmoe9233
      @joeshmoe9233 Год назад

      @@lmichelle80sbaby youth pastors are pedophiles and scam artists.

    • @kerrynicholls6683
      @kerrynicholls6683 Год назад +1

      May he Rest In Peace. ❤

    • @lorrainethomas8797
      @lorrainethomas8797 Год назад

      @@kerrynicholls6683 You're sweet. I'm sure he does.

  • @mellyboo513
    @mellyboo513 Год назад +410

    Stephen in those glasses as Biden takes me out every single time 😎😂

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +4

      I can't remember which comedian has the bit, but he said Biden was the first president who could be punch-assassinated.

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Год назад +29

      @@MonkeyJedi99 A 15 degree incline ramp almost took out the last guy

    • @karenconroy1860
      @karenconroy1860 Год назад +14

      I love Joe & Stephen as Joe

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +16

      @@mh2120 That and drinking from a glass.
      It was like he was an alien in a human skin.
      Kind of an Edgar-suit.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад +4

      @@MonkeyJedi99 Be easier with trunt. He's not as spry as Biden.

  • @petnapapeterson5169
    @petnapapeterson5169 Год назад +2

    “Shoot peasants with crossbow “😂

  • @SidewalkCitizenLA
    @SidewalkCitizenLA Год назад +9

    Why do I love that he always puts his imaginary props away?!? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @debmcgerrigle3477
    @debmcgerrigle3477 Год назад +92

    I love the Schumer ad, so much better than the ones that sell fear.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Год назад +5

      I loved Stephen's reply "Oy Vey! That is Mashugana!" 🤣👏🙌👍👍

    • @saraleigh5336
      @saraleigh5336 Год назад +4

      the apt use of schmo was highly enjoyable.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Год назад

      I didn’t expect it so I had a chuckle

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Год назад +1

      Those are the only ones I see, they have nothing but fear mongering! Vote 🗳! We cannot let the crazies get control!

    • @InsertUniqueName
      @InsertUniqueName Год назад +3

      I agree, I thought it was pretty cute actually! And kinda clever with the "schmo's" at the beginning...I guess people will complain that it "excludes" non-Jewish people, but I don't think so, he's just sharing some words! It's educational! lol And it IS nice to see a political add that's not full of angry white people shooting things or crazy lies about abolishing police or whatever. This one is fun, pleasant and makes a good point! 10/10 would vote for Chuck! lol

  • @danielyates9055
    @danielyates9055 Год назад +11

    Anybody notice this? The longest serving queen in British history, as a final act, swore in the shortest serving prime minister in British history, and they were both named Liz

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle Год назад +1

      Indeed I noticed. :) September 7, 2022 was the only full day that both the Head of State and the Head of Government were named Elizabeth.

  • @cembot66
    @cembot66 Год назад +35

    This is one of the best monologues in a long time! I had to watch it twice to catch all the comedy gold emanating from Stephen's mouth! Absolutely brilliant writing and execution. Speaking of execution, Stephen's upper-class British boor was spot on. I almost died laughing when he just casually threw in the bit about shooting peasants with crossbows. Scary because that really is the attitude of the rich towards the non-rich... of the bunker-builders towards the rest of humanity... yikes! But somehow Stephen manages to make us laugh about the horrors of our time. Keep it coming, Stephen! And don't lock us out of your bunker when the day comes. ;-)

  • @mayap6055
    @mayap6055 Год назад +2

    Chuck Schumers add was hilarious and adorable

  • @theamerican7408
    @theamerican7408 Год назад +11

    “We shoot peasants with crossbows” 😂😂😂😂

  • @anjulikamins6420
    @anjulikamins6420 Год назад +415

    The youth pastor bit was so spot on. Rofl!!!!

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 Год назад +10

      When Stephen said it, I didn't know what he meant. But when he started acting it out, whoa, huge flashbacks. Yup, in Canada decades ago, we had Backwards Chair Youth Pastor.

    • @Bemxuu
      @Bemxuu Год назад +1

      Yup, but at least it’s not “Pokémon Go to the polls”

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 Год назад

      *Game Gokil Van Jon & cock* are all scammers
      that spam anyone with better content (which is *everyone*)
      *Don't be fooled by the Rick Roll of 2022*
      *REPORT* as *"Unwanted commercial content or spam"*

  • @Jeudaos
    @Jeudaos Год назад +61

    'anything could get me, a stiff wind, a particularly spicy chili' LMFAO. HOLY SHIT, I almost missed the Pete Davidson new Adidas 10 inch shoe joke. HOLY SMOKES!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Год назад +1

      I didn't get it.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад

      Yeah, I didn't get it, either. I can only guess it's the obvious - not a shoe but a penis. Probably bigger than Kanye's. No wonder he's gone off all half-cocked.

    • @InsertUniqueName
      @InsertUniqueName Год назад +2

      @@freya8133 it's not very coded....lol

    • @ShayShay564
      @ShayShay564 Год назад +1

      That 10inch joke went over a lot of heads, no pun intended

  • @ziggyustar3137
    @ziggyustar3137 Год назад +3

    I loved Chuck Yiddish lesson & want more

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 Год назад +79

    Another 10/10 monologue! Also, Rishi is acc nicknamed "Dishy Sunak" not because of his looks but because after the first lockdown the government were trying to encourage people to leave their houses again and go back to restaurants. So he implemented a scheme called "Eat Out to Help Out" which gave customers 50% off to eat a meal inside a restaurant

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Год назад +12

      50% off and a side of COVID to take home! Lol

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 Год назад +8

      "Eat Out to Help Out" eh?? .... 😏😏

  • @scarrillo232
    @scarrillo232 Год назад +1350

    That youth pastor bit REALLY MADE MY DAY 😂😂😂

    • @psdeas7530
      @psdeas7530 Год назад +47

      I love how he kept character until he got off the chair. 🤣🤣

    • @bonfacemiringu0108
      @bonfacemiringu0108 Год назад +18

      same,on point

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro Год назад +25

      YES! And, his "posh British" take down of Rishi! LOL!

    • @Zastrutzki
      @Zastrutzki Год назад +12

      Then again, youth pastors are a scary concept. I'd prefer an ex-president over an indoctrination-machine.

    • @victorparedes6887
      @victorparedes6887 Год назад +5

      lol same

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Год назад +582

    I love how Colbert’s audience proved how much they kept up on international news. Colbert was surprised they knew Liz Truss’ name

    • @DisorderedArray
      @DisorderedArray Год назад +28

      Let's ask them again in 6 months after our 6th new monthly prime minister resigns!

    • @vokasimid5330
      @vokasimid5330 Год назад +2

      Maybe most of the audience were not locals

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Год назад +33

      They shouted “Liz Truss” like they were reading the top answers on Family Fued 😂😂😂

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Год назад +19

      @@tylerkochman1007 -- Hey, that would be a great idea for that show! "We asked 100 people in the audience: name the last 5 British prime ministers." "Survey SAID.....!"

    • @skatefan9495
      @skatefan9495 Год назад +3

      Yes, but do they know who Corn Pop is?

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw Год назад +84

    Never fails to impress when wealth inheritors try to act like they understand the rest of the normal world.

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 Год назад +8

      Not inherited, I think. He married into the lion's share of his fortune (the wife is the daughter of a billionaire). But, he has a Stanford business degree, and was a hedge fund manager.

    • @Theonevidz
      @Theonevidz Год назад +2

      @@kenc2257 he also grew up poor/ not rich - got a lucky scholarship to one of the best schools in England

    • @krashd
      @krashd Год назад +2

      @@Theonevidz He didn't grow up poor, he grew up middle class, both his parents were worth a few million.

    • @Theonevidz
      @Theonevidz Год назад +1

      @@krashd one was a GP and one was a pharmacist.
      Not millionaire’s

    • @D_Rogers
      @D_Rogers Год назад +1

      Lower taxes and weak anti-trust laws..
      That's how you build an aristocracy!
      Soon the USA won't have to outsource its royal watching... :D

  • @robinconner9450
    @robinconner9450 Год назад +2

    Youth pastor!!! I. Laughed. Out. Loud!!!

  • @something64
    @something64 Год назад +21

    3:50 Wow, that chair bit was very well done. Don’t quit the mime Colbert.

  • @Mjgirl55
    @Mjgirl55 Год назад +69

    Omg imagine if Adidas made a deal with Pete! That would be priceless!!! 😂😂😂

  • @SouthwesternEagle
    @SouthwesternEagle Год назад +7

    This was some of the finest late night I've seen in nearly 2 years. Wow! That Liz Truss bit especially! :)

  • @CulinaryGuide
    @CulinaryGuide Год назад +10

    My God...this is one of his funniest opening comedy routines.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Год назад +251

    Lost it at Stephen's description of Christ as an influencer with only 12 followers. 🤣

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 Год назад +8

      Yeah, Obama used to be so effortlessly cool, and now he's got this whole Steve Buscemi, "Hello, fellow children!" vibe. What the hell happened?
      (Twelve years happened.)
      Shut up.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +237

    I feel like every time we hear Obama's voice, America gets a little younger! Also, thank you to Adidas for doing the right thing!

    • @2bunnies254
      @2bunnies254 Год назад +18

      I for one would love to have Obama back.

    • @janicecastellanos8091
      @janicecastellanos8091 Год назад +8

      @@2bunnies254 Yes I feel exactly the same way! I think 🤔 we’re on a long long long list of people who agree.

    • @vincebezucha4246
      @vincebezucha4246 Год назад

      @@2bunnies254 you already got Obama back 2 years into his third term with idiot Joe as his front man how's it working for you

    • @jacobl.s.9467
      @jacobl.s.9467 Год назад +2

      Big respect to Adidas 💯

    • @zeldablizzard
      @zeldablizzard Год назад

      In this case it's more akin to being talked down to like you would a particularly slow child. Kids know the planet's on fire. Pretending they're only interested in tv is beyond patronizing.

  • @LynStLouis
    @LynStLouis Год назад +2

    "Youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards energy." Who wrote that line? They deserve a raise! And Stephen... Stephen delivered it PERFCTLY!

  • @poocrafter2
    @poocrafter2 Год назад +237

    I was in 4th grade when Obama was elected for his first term and when he said "Those of you who are turning 18 were 3 or 4 when I was first elected" I had an existential crisis realizing how old I was

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Год назад +27

      … now I feel old because I’d been out of high school for years when he was elected

    • @andromedatonks60
      @andromedatonks60 Год назад +11

      I had the same reaction 😆 5th grade for me

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool Год назад +1

      Buckle up, Buttercup. Have I got an existential wake up call coming for you as you see just how fast the aging bullet train gets.

    • @Massmommamess
      @Massmommamess Год назад +23

      you feel old, I was 60🤣

    • @buttah4943
      @buttah4943 Год назад +6

      @@Nevertoleave same here😅🤣😂 try 28 years!!!

  • @thubtenmunsel8873
    @thubtenmunsel8873 Год назад +499

    As a NYer I love Schumer’s uniquely New York ad.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Год назад +35

      "Oy Vey! That is Mashugana!" 🤣👏🙌👍👍

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Год назад +20

      🤷🏻‍♂️”it’s a living”.

    • @pattyamato8758
      @pattyamato8758 Год назад +22

      I liked it too! Made me smile

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад +59

      As a west coast Canadian, not Jewish, so did I. Why not - every other candidate trots out their culture of guns, church, and reproduction. Nice to see a little celebration of Jewish culture, even just a smidge of it, in the world.

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад +15

      @Thubten Munsel I learned some Yiddish terms! I'm so happy rn!

  • @user-ft7fq4ou4v
    @user-ft7fq4ou4v Год назад +4

    Now we just need to see whether Sunak actually manages to outlast a lettuce

  • @nadt5547
    @nadt5547 Год назад +1

    I love, love, love Shumer's ad. Thank you Stephen. Great monologue again.

  • @JeighNeither
    @JeighNeither Год назад +157

    Haha, the crowd's "Liz Truss" in massive unison was one of the shows finest moments. I mean... does Stephen really think his crowd is full of uninformed nincompoops? That would be Jimmy Fallon's people across town at Rock Center.

    • @nikobatallones
      @nikobatallones Год назад +21

      I say he was building the crowd up - but didn’t expect a very loud “Liz Truss”.

    • @JeighNeither
      @JeighNeither Год назад +11

      @@nikobatallones Yeah, there might have been some of that. I actually rewound the vid a few times to study his facial expression when they let out that roar. He was expecting something for sure, but then expresses genuine surprise at their raucous reply.

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 Год назад +1

      “Some of us” like both!!

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Год назад +2

      You'd think he was at a trump rally.

    • @tvs9978
      @tvs9978 Год назад

      Americans have really low standards if they think knowing Liz Truss' name is indicative of being informed. That should be a given.

  • @elanormenzel1997
    @elanormenzel1997 Год назад +98

    The genuine surprise that the audience knows Liz Truss’s name 😂😂😂

    • @innocentrage1
      @innocentrage1 Год назад +5

      She's been all over reddit tops page last week. Of course they do

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Год назад

      I was more surprised by how many fans of Prince Andrew were apparently in the audience.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +1

      That was my favorite moment ever!

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 Год назад

      I was surprised too

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 Год назад

      @@innocentrage1 wtf? are you 12? Most people aren't using Reddit and certainly not his audience.

  • @tweetscotchy1093
    @tweetscotchy1093 Год назад +2

    How hilarious!! “Youth Pastor energy” made me laugh so hard!! Loved it!

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  • @adamfanalways
    @adamfanalways Год назад +9

    Stephen a pure joy to watch as he gets us all thru the news 📰 on a daily🙌

  • @tammywilks8782
    @tammywilks8782 Год назад +95

    Stephen is the master of the Pastor improv! 🤣 👌

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +397

    Seems like Clarence prefers to obstruct justice instead of being one...

  • @tafm3446
    @tafm3446 Год назад +3

    Ouch, that Pete joke was savage

  • @dorothyedwards7225
    @dorothyedwards7225 Год назад +2

    👏👏👏 good sitting in backwards chair impression!

  • @Taijifufu
    @Taijifufu Год назад +1157

    That's an informed crowd. Asks them to name the PM of another country that was in office for a couple weeks and they nailed it on the spot.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад +48

      but isn't Andrew... Windsor?
      I mean, I could be wrong, but I thought after watching The Crown many would at least be up on that one...
      I think we can take Mountbatten-Windsor, but the former name would probably still pass muster.

    • @feldegast
      @feldegast Год назад +12

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 he is yes...

    • @vforwombat9915
      @vforwombat9915 Год назад +53

      informed, tho?
      these are the world leaders i can name- trudeau, macron, zelensky, truss/rishi, xi, putin, jong un.
      i think i'm an informed american and that's it, out of about 180? countries in the world.
      i don't think that's REALLY informed.

    • @pattyamato8758
      @pattyamato8758 Год назад +12

      I think the connection with QEII made people remember it.

    • @rossanderson5815
      @rossanderson5815 Год назад +14

      She does have a nickname though. The Iceberg lady or Iceberg Liz.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +130

    If you can’t trust your weed dealer, then who can you trust? 😂

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 Год назад +1

      Love your humor! 🤣🤪😜🇺🇲💙

    • @ClayLoomis1958
      @ClayLoomis1958 Год назад +3

      I'm a weed smoker in California, and I will say there have been a couple of times I thought the weed I bought at one of the local dispensaries was lower in THC than the label indicated. But for the most part, it's killer weed. All the weed I've bought that was listed at over 30% THC convinced me it was accurate. Head-popper herb that is WAY better than the stuff we got in the 1970's. Remember those 5 finger lids we got for ten bucks that were full of seeds and stems that had to be cleaned out using a Frisbee and a matchbook cover? Oh yeah, science has been busy since then.

  • @djdissi
    @djdissi Год назад +4

    This monologue WAS LIT

  • @shevey4
    @shevey4 Год назад +2

    Now every time I have communion I will think of Stephen Colbert and "partaking of 'His' body ody ody"!!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +286

    That's what we need.. one more obscenely rich world leader.

    • @js2010ish
      @js2010ish Год назад +35

      Amen, hear hear...😅 cant believe i live on earth when trump and musk are poor people's heroes

    • @elisabethvalade9866
      @elisabethvalade9866 Год назад +10

      Maybe, just MAYBE, he'll be SMART ENOUGH to make some SMART DECISIONS. Somebody'd better be doing it!!

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda Год назад +21

      @@elisabethvalade9866 Depends what you mean by "smart decisions"; he'll likely stabilise the markets (though Truss managed to do that at least a little just by resigning so it's not exactly saying much), but as far as anything else is concerned, like actually making life better for the people of the UK in any meaningful way...I wouldn't bet on it. Sunak publicly admitted not long ago that he had intentions of essentially channelling funds from the poorest areas of the UK right into the pockets of him and all his rich Tory buddies and personally I doubt those plans have gone away. The choices for his cabinet don't exactly bode well either.

    • @elisabethvalade9866
      @elisabethvalade9866 Год назад +9

      @@overlydramaticpanda Oh, dear!

    • @hypatia4754
      @hypatia4754 Год назад +7

      @@overlydramaticpanda neoliberals will be neoliberals

  • @SandroMairata
    @SandroMairata Год назад +36

    Informed crowd! Four blocks away from there, in Times’ Square, Americans can’t tell if Alaska is part of the USA or who’s the first US president. Seeing Stephen being burned for the first time ever is pure gold!!

  • @sandie1945
    @sandie1945 Год назад +3

    It's amazing how limber and flexible he is

  • @distanceismyplastercast
    @distanceismyplastercast Год назад +2

    Amazing the crowd knew Liz Truss, when half of the US don't know who is the President.

  • @stevewinfree1828
    @stevewinfree1828 Год назад +37

    Hahaha the Liz Truss part was gold, Jerry, gold.

  • @aliahnicole434
    @aliahnicole434 Год назад +419

    THIS MONOLOGUE WAS SO GOOD!!

    • @Jeudaos
      @Jeudaos Год назад +12

      I literally just texted my dad. I said 'this monologue from Colbert is fucking hilarious. you need to hear some of this. The calling of the lawyer on the phone just to listen to a guitar solo had me dying!

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Год назад +8

      @@Jeudaos For me the best bit was "Oy Vey! That is Mashugana!" 🤣👏🙌👍👍

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 Год назад +6

      It sure does, made me laugh out loud multiple times

    • @s.z.6200
      @s.z.6200 Год назад +5

      “Microwave a Croc” lol

    • @kirk5152
      @kirk5152 Год назад +6

      Teaming up with Pete Davidson
      🔥burn🔥

  • @africanlegs
    @africanlegs Год назад +2

    Kanye and the 10 inch shoes had me dying lol.

  • @peopleschampiii584
    @peopleschampiii584 Год назад +1

    "Petting zoo tortoise 🐢 excited to see the children" 🤣🤣🤣 I hollered

  • @ahlivetuhsidamaro150
    @ahlivetuhsidamaro150 Год назад +202

    Thank you for posting these almost in real time. Most of us don’t have cable anymore

    • @JillWhitcomb1966
      @JillWhitcomb1966 Год назад +14

      Agreeing with you there. Gave up cable TV in 1995. Got rid of my TV in 2013. Don't miss either one. I watch Stephen (clips and what not) on my laptop computer

    • @marcellastname6862
      @marcellastname6862 Год назад +10

      Cbs is available over the air with an antenna!

    • @edge918
      @edge918 Год назад +10

      I dropped cable years ago. I could not afford the climbing prices. I have hot spot for wifi on my phone. Internet free and unlimited. Almost all of us are watching our rabbit ears 📺🐰🖖

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Год назад +11

      You know you don't need cable to get CBS.

    • @indigowolf556
      @indigowolf556 Год назад +7

      I like watching the monologue on RUclips as well. I just can't stay up that late.

  • @tarmaque
    @tarmaque Год назад +28

    "Youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards."
    ...absolutely ded. 👻

  • @flammablewater1755
    @flammablewater1755 Год назад +4

    This monologue really brightened my morning.

  • @newarteest
    @newarteest Год назад +2

    damn this was a good monologue. I kept thinking something was the best part, and then something else topped it. The youth pastor bit, then the audience shouting Liz Truss, then 10 inch shoe at the end!

  • @elmerfudd5193
    @elmerfudd5193 Год назад +7

    That Pete Davidson cut wuz CLASSIC
    😘 to the writer 🥰

  • @alinchitown7556
    @alinchitown7556 Год назад +21

    Joe B is a Bad A**, and thank the good Lord he won.

  • @alexaales7937
    @alexaales7937 Год назад +4

    still a big fan of Colbert always putting his imaginary props neatly away :-)

  • @calebyoungconductor
    @calebyoungconductor Год назад +6

    This monologue was everything!

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey Год назад +660

    Try asking the crowd at a Trump rally about the last British Prime Minister and you'll get blank states and ''What's a Prime Minister?'' and ''There are other countries?''

    • @concordep2504
      @concordep2504 Год назад

      Ha ha the “there are other countries “ bit is true because they don’t think there are and they think they are in the greatest place in the world yet know nothing about the rest of the USA let alone the rest of the world.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Год назад +28

      Lol! That's probably so true, sadly.

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot Год назад +49

      "ls that one of those Mexican countries?"

    • @jaytee1394
      @jaytee1394 Год назад

      Go on a libshyt college campus and ask the brain dead students the capital of the USA, how many stars on the American flag, what countries border the USA…..Um um um . 😅
      Don’t even ask them what a woman is. 😅

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Год назад +22

      They'd say boris

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko Год назад +14

    I can't wait for when Ye fades into total obscurity in a few years time.

    • @lindahenry6168
      @lindahenry6168 Год назад +3

      He's headed toward the freeway called "My pillow".

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 Год назад +1

    You are not crazy.
    Wish you we're running for president Mr. Colbert 💪

  • @RobSchofield
    @RobSchofield Год назад +1

    Blimey! That audience was on FIRE! Great show. PS "Windsor"

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +67

    Adidas said Nay to Ye. It was Eazy to drop Yeezy. He dared them. He got what he deserved.

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 Год назад +19

      It was eazy to drop Yeezy, because he was too sleazy, with views that left them uneazy and slightly queazy.

    • @janicecastellanos8091
      @janicecastellanos8091 Год назад +4

      @@jessragan6714 Good oneJess!!!

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot Год назад +1

      @@jessragan6714 Noice!

    • @XX2Media
      @XX2Media Год назад +1

      @@jessragan6714 so sleazy, queasy, and easy like a game of Parcheesi, was he…
      …let thee see what he shall be. 😊

  • @TheShaddy15
    @TheShaddy15 Год назад +37

    "Im gonna yeet some truths your way. No cap!" 😂😂

  • @rwv3n
    @rwv3n Год назад +1

    that youth pastor bit though!!!!!!!😂

  • @gloriareszler4196
    @gloriareszler4196 Год назад +1

    Stephen has such good writers .. and of course, Mr. Colbert delivers well!!!👏So love this show!💕💕💕💕💕

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  • @leebatt7964
    @leebatt7964 Год назад +5

    Stephen should know by now his audience is sharp, smart and informed. Thats why we like him so much.

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  • @maxcushingham3468
    @maxcushingham3468 Год назад +159

    Seeing Steven look towards the bandleader after he failed to make a musical noise after Steven set a mime prop off stage was everything. Am I the only one who misses those?

    • @jeswilde6188
      @jeswilde6188 Год назад +21

      I catch every one ;) you are not alone

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Год назад +3

      Yep. They got pretty corny pretty fast.

    • @js2010ish
      @js2010ish Год назад +11

      I imagine its harder on strings than on piano 😅

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Год назад +13

      @@js2010ish Louis plays the piano and has a keyboard right there

    • @USNavyMC
      @USNavyMC Год назад +12

      Wow I missed that good catch! The whole band just grinning enjoying the show, not a clue.

  • @diamondrenee4078
    @diamondrenee4078 Год назад +33

    Oh my God it was so funny when he started talking about Obama……..
    Youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards energy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 Год назад +3

    Underrated joke in a stellar monologue, "Petting Zoo tortoise so happy to see the children" had me howling.

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  • @MrMotchel
    @MrMotchel Год назад +7

    God I miss Jon .. a guitar simply doesn’t work the same way as Batiste’s key strokes during Steven’s vocal delivery. Miss him soooooo 😢

  • @EnormousPurpleGarden
    @EnormousPurpleGarden Год назад +36

    Prince Andrew's last name is Mountbatten-Windsor. It's customary not to use surnames for royals, but they do have them.

    • @pollytiks3885
      @pollytiks3885 Год назад +5

      I could see why - that’s a very long last name!!

    • @jessicaandersson4313
      @jessicaandersson4313 Год назад +10

      @@pollytiks3885 Both the Danish and Norweigan royal families have the surname Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg

    • @adhirbose9910
      @adhirbose9910 Год назад +1

      Am Indian. We know, guess why?
      The surname Mountbateen is , literally immortal in India.

    • @marieroberts5458
      @marieroberts5458 Год назад

      @@jessicaandersson4313 and before WW1 it was shared with the British royal family.

    • @jessicaandersson4313
      @jessicaandersson4313 Год назад +3

      @@marieroberts5458 No ,the previous name for the Brithish royal family was Saxe-Coburg-Gotha so it wasn't the same as the Scandinavians

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Год назад +171

    Adidas is going to take a hit from this but it's the right thing to do

    • @leapintothewild
      @leapintothewild Год назад +28

      They really dragged their feet on it, though.

    • @debmcgerrigle3477
      @debmcgerrigle3477 Год назад +18

      Not the first time they took a stand, they are still are making money.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Год назад +13

      Its better than losing more money down the road.

    • @JeighNeither
      @JeighNeither Год назад +10

      @@leapintothewild Okay, was that pun intended? I would have claimed that one on the spot.

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 Год назад +13

      @@fckzuck He sure is a boloney-aire, though! Plenty of that to spare!

  • @JoeHuman
    @JoeHuman Год назад +1

    I don't know why the guitar solo joke really tickled me. "What'd you think?" 😂😂😂

  • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
    @user-kb9cu4rl9z Год назад +1

    The Band members are not only talented but all so good looking.

  • @mellyboo513
    @mellyboo513 Год назад +12

    “Youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards” energy = Barrack. Yeet.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +39

    People like Kanye is the reason why shampoo bottles come with instructions.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Год назад +1

    As a former youth pastor… that was WAY TOO SPOT ON!! 😂

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  • @mcbeardthebat8589
    @mcbeardthebat8589 Год назад +2

    The Pete Davidson joke is the funniest he's beennin a while

  • @Stuckinabucketagain
    @Stuckinabucketagain Год назад +35

    I got my ballot. Let's put an end to this outrageous BS

    • @junecolohan7306
      @junecolohan7306 Год назад +3

      Here in Arkansas we vote early I am going this Saturday.

  • @LvndrHppE2
    @LvndrHppE2 Год назад +68

    Stephen’s fans are really smart.

    • @Shari466
      @Shari466 Год назад +5

      Yes we are 👍

  • @rhondamccloud2123
    @rhondamccloud2123 Год назад +1

    I just love his comedy. Such a biting wit

  • @signingcharity
    @signingcharity Год назад +1

    That youth group bit was on point!! Dang funny.

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  • @arunpharyn1404
    @arunpharyn1404 Год назад +673

    When the audience surprises and impresses Colbert lmaoo
    Wonderful video as always :D

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark Год назад +3

      I think Stephen is generally more negative about the UK than his audience. He often takes the piss out of British culture which isn't warranted.
      He does so with US culture as well, of course, so maybe he feels it's also self deprecating where the UK is concerned too.

    • @VioletDeliriums
      @VioletDeliriums Год назад +3

      so....you don't think it was scripted?

    • @VioletDeliriums
      @VioletDeliriums Год назад +3

      @@JK_Clark great britain has culture?

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se Год назад +2

      he shouldnt be so surprised, its not like he has a right wing audience

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 Год назад

      @@VioletDeliriums Football, beer and drunken brawling. My kind of culture.

  • @penguinista
    @penguinista Год назад +65

    Am I the only one who hears "Richi Rich" in their heads when people talk about the new PM?

    • @susanrich606
      @susanrich606 Год назад +1

      Yeah, I hear that all the time! That or “Sue Poor”. 😉😂👋

  • @jaymeelk9380
    @jaymeelk9380 Год назад

    NY Loves Chuck Schumer! Thanks for all you do for our state and working so hard.

  • @janicezimmerman9136
    @janicezimmerman9136 Год назад +1

    Al Pacino “Ya could get killed walkin’ your doggie”