Multiplayer Half-Life 2 was a Mistake (ft. ISP & Bokoen1)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  5 лет назад +1069

    HA TAKE THAT ISP I GOT THE VIDEO OUT WITHIN A DAY WOOOOOOOOOOO
    also vote #vale2020 bring my mom back

    • @markcakeandcake1053
      @markcakeandcake1053 5 лет назад +5

      Make youtube great again

    • @Ma_ksi
      @Ma_ksi 5 лет назад +1

      @@markcakeandcake1053 no

    • @aciad1703
      @aciad1703 5 лет назад +8

      You know what else was a mistake Vale Your Mother.
      *Claping* *Claping* *Claping* *Claping* *Claping*
      Thank you Thank you Everybody your too kind
      *Claping* *Claping* *Claping* *Claping* *Claping*

    • @Kingofkings987
      @Kingofkings987 5 лет назад +14

      #milkallmen2020

    • @RafaelTheRabbit
      @RafaelTheRabbit 5 лет назад +16

      Well done with the fast upload Vale but... Have you heard about this game called half life 2 apparently its a physics based game.

  • @zolwik1999
    @zolwik1999 5 лет назад +1413

    Isp and Vale are pretty much high scool besties, bulling this weird kid from a imaginary country

  • @valravn5735
    @valravn5735 5 лет назад +529

    Begining of the video: "You can't say the B word!"
    10 minutes in: "I'm gonna close that fuckng gay bar dow, I tell ya"

  • @CounterGecko
    @CounterGecko 5 лет назад +572

    0:35 I honestly could have played GMod RP with those two and would never know.
    It's uncanny

  • @crushdrummer11
    @crushdrummer11 5 лет назад +778

    #vale2020 President by Day, Warcrimes also by Day

  • @jrod.c5
    @jrod.c5 5 лет назад +584

    HALF LIFE 2 IS A PHYSICS BASED GAME

  • @vladimirlenin8169
    @vladimirlenin8169 5 лет назад +321

    Dr. Kleiner: Gordon, why don't you position yourse-
    ISP: *WHO'S GORDON?*

    • @berkleyhuffman48
      @berkleyhuffman48 5 лет назад +6

      Dr.Kleiner: Godron, why don you position yourse-
      Vale: #Vale2020

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond 5 лет назад +466

    Bruh the G man is actually just the CIA agent watching vale while he is on perole

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1 5 лет назад +480

    #Vale2020

    • @30cal23
      @30cal23 5 лет назад +8

      How's the anti article 13 party going

    • @seansun5194
      @seansun5194 5 лет назад +3

      Bokoen1 #Vale2020 I’ll put a 50.cal on every police car

    • @qtarokujod3401
      @qtarokujod3401 5 лет назад +2

      sand bokoen1

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 4 года назад +1

      How come you're not verified Vale?

  • @monteb6276
    @monteb6276 5 лет назад +175

    So half life is a physics based puzzle game

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 лет назад +55

    *"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"*
    Like accidentally killing your friends, accidentally commiting war crimes

  • @lel5102
    @lel5102 5 лет назад +158

    bo is in the vid :(

  • @Vooman
    @Vooman 5 лет назад +64

    "you dont want to get your mom stuffed by Vale?" --ISP, 2019

    • @cthe4081
      @cthe4081 Год назад

      17:29 for anyone wondering.

  • @Endymenbro
    @Endymenbro 5 лет назад +103

    If I knew Valefisk’s real name I’d vote for him as a write in the election no joke.

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 лет назад +18

      In the Puertorrican election paper you can just put Valefisk and it counts.

    • @TheGlamourNazi
      @TheGlamourNazi 5 лет назад +13

      Vale Fisk

  • @jollyroman6695
    @jollyroman6695 5 лет назад +77

    Did you know? You can actually vote for yourself by doing what’s called a “write-in campaign” meaning you write your name down and put it in the ballot box. People did this in 2016 with harambe

  • @captainremington5109
    @captainremington5109 2 года назад +4

    "Suspend her corpse in the White House." Guess you got close enough.

  • @amatthew1231
    @amatthew1231 5 лет назад +42

    This is the content we get when ISP stops doing Hoi4 and it's fucking great. Great chemistry between you guys.

  • @ManOfSemantics
    @ManOfSemantics 5 лет назад +19

    I just noticed that the lobby they were playing in was called, "Desperate Housewives Season 9"

  • @interestingmight4406
    @interestingmight4406 Год назад +2

    4:33 "Look Gordon, Ropes! We can use these to traverse pits!"

  • @Grounders10
    @Grounders10 4 года назад +8

    *sees small soldiers reference, looks down at battered blanket with gorgonites on it* ... God I feel old now.

  • @passedjudgements4729
    @passedjudgements4729 5 лет назад +8

    I swear to god if this doesn't end up as a full play through I will find you Val, strap you to a chair, and make you make this full series. I need this. WE NEED THIS

  • @halzan7467
    @halzan7467 4 года назад +13

    So does that mean the movie national treasure was an archeological movie trying to find Vale’s mom?

  • @lucas23453
    @lucas23453 2 года назад +3

    I just watched 22 minutes of a man with mommy issues requesting to be voted in as president, while his cabinet cheers him on in the background.

  • @Scott.E.H
    @Scott.E.H 5 лет назад +28

    Goddammit Vale I just had my appendix carved out a few hours ago, stop making me laugh so damn hard

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 5 лет назад +4

      at least you didn't have to do it yourself like that one russian doctor in 1960... get better soon!

  • @will12903
    @will12903 5 лет назад +45

    #Vale2020 Making vale crimes legal

  • @blubre
    @blubre 5 лет назад +23

    I didn't know ISP blocking every possible path with anything he could get his crafty communist hands on was what I needed, until I had it. Thanks Vale

  • @Wintersoap123
    @Wintersoap123 5 лет назад +110

    Can you make spiffing the economic expert. He is going to find an exploit in the economy to make infinite money

    • @amatthew1231
      @amatthew1231 5 лет назад +31

      The U.S Economy is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 4 года назад +1

      @@amatthew1231 Except Indentured Servitude

  • @NMND.
    @NMND. 5 лет назад +11

    "Greetings! I am Archer, emissary of the gorgonites!"

    • @kanden27
      @kanden27 5 лет назад

      NMND I read that in the voice. 🤩🤩

  • @holyelliw
    @holyelliw 5 лет назад +5

    The waterspeeder section was like three senile men with mobility scooters

  • @Kolokommouna
    @Kolokommouna 5 лет назад +10

    I can only imagine how entertaining it would be to see you play prop hunt

  • @jack_corvinus
    @jack_corvinus 5 лет назад +6

    You’ve got an outstanding resume with all those war crimes on your record.

  • @doadm5077
    @doadm5077 5 лет назад +7

    Make the Geneva Convention void by voting Valefisk for 2020 #vale2020 #GetTheManOut #BringMyMomBack #MilkTheMales

  • @andrewbogard2411
    @andrewbogard2411 5 лет назад +2

    I love the videos vale you make such funny content, and then you add ISP and bo and perfection is made

  • @idioticreborn
    @idioticreborn 5 лет назад +1

    5:19 that cut off made fucking laugh

  • @srgforge2993
    @srgforge2993 5 лет назад +1

    You dodged that question like a true politician

  • @ngngye
    @ngngye 5 лет назад +3

    This is more of a nightmare than the Battle of the Bulge

  • @mini2dollarjimmy410
    @mini2dollarjimmy410 5 лет назад +1

    I'm on a bus ride back to school after a field trip watching this it makes sitting in this shot bus tolerable

  • @agentwash1
    @agentwash1 5 лет назад +5

    I'm voting for Vale! #vale2020 perfectly balanced as all things should be.

  • @echo_9835
    @echo_9835 5 лет назад +5

    Vale, your secretary of education learned nothing.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 5 лет назад +1

    I like the thoughts that’s it’s not “President Valefisk,” everyone just calls him Vale.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 5 лет назад

    11:19 Don’t know where it’s going, don’t really know where it came from, barley even know where it is, can’t tell you where it went.”

  • @ManOfSemantics
    @ManOfSemantics 5 лет назад +2

    I feel like “Vote for Vale in 2020” is this channel’s version of, “AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!”

  • @majormajorasic
    @majormajorasic 5 лет назад +1

    OH I REMEMBER THE SMALL SOLDIER MOVIE!
    THERE WAS A GAME TOO!

  • @askamikaze3936
    @askamikaze3936 5 лет назад +9

    That moment when your audience is so young that you have to explain what barnacle is

  • @Kali_io
    @Kali_io 5 лет назад +1

    As someone who lives in Leicester it was very annoying when Henry was found under the car park as everyone would not shut up about it but if it’s vales mum it’d be that but on a global scale

  • @thetrexgaming901
    @thetrexgaming901 5 лет назад +1

    Valefisk and the Temple of War Atrocities

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin 5 лет назад +2

    Valefisk: Orphaned presidential candidate, chronic war criminal, and feminist icon.
    EDIT: Holy shit. Technically speaking, Bo's a politician now lol.

  • @hotdogfingerz9674
    @hotdogfingerz9674 5 лет назад +28

    Play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga with Bo or ISP

  • @MasonBially
    @MasonBially 5 лет назад +2

    It would be awesome to see some more HL2 multiplayer mods. Some suggestions:
    * Modular Combat
    * Hidden Source
    * Source Forts
    * Zombie Master
    * Jailbreak!

  • @alexer52
    @alexer52 5 лет назад +5

    *WHEN* Vale is president during 2020, I ask that you make your Secretary of State be the Dwarven warrior known'st as Ben Shapiro.

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 5 лет назад +1

    Coincidentally, that was also around where I gave up Half Life 2, lo those many many years ago.

  • @ghost750x1
    @ghost750x1 5 лет назад

    So half life 2 is a physics based puzzle shooter RTS adventure game in which you need to use physics to solve the puzzle

  • @williewillikers9631
    @williewillikers9631 5 лет назад +3

    I really want to see you three do ravenholm lmao

  • @octavian2381
    @octavian2381 5 лет назад

    Good thing I wore my corset, less my sides would be bursting.

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer
    @CreamTheEverythingFixer 5 лет назад +4

    Valefisk: *does a few dozen warcrimes*
    UN: YOUR BREAKING RDM IM GETTING THE ADMINS TO BAN YOU!!!!

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 лет назад

      does the UN have a squeaker voice tho???

  • @novikovPrinciple
    @novikovPrinciple 5 лет назад

    Vale: I'm gonna bring my mom back
    Alfonse brothers: Now hold it right there

  • @MartinFrostia
    @MartinFrostia 5 лет назад +2

    DEMONITISED: extreme edition

  • @narrowgauge0727
    @narrowgauge0727 2 года назад

    i remember in synergy me and my freinds did the entire coast level without the jeep, using grenades as speed boosts, we climbed everywhere and explored maps for hours cause the server we were on had a double jump plugin.
    also got to play with a half life youtuber, he now has like 4 screenshots of me in super high up places in elis lab and klieners lab

  • @bleggsbleggs
    @bleggsbleggs 4 года назад

    dude lays pretty heavy on the dead mom jokes

  • @dylanbarnhart6311
    @dylanbarnhart6311 5 лет назад

    Road to one million estimated to completion before the end of October

  • @bonogiamboni4830
    @bonogiamboni4830 5 лет назад

    2020 is when we'll get the next valefisk video.

  • @Abby_Liu
    @Abby_Liu 5 лет назад +1

    vale's mum watching this video: monkaS

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 4 года назад

    5:27 Elmo joins the party!

  • @joshuamarino8827
    @joshuamarino8827 5 лет назад

    Half life two is a physics based puzzle game

  • @sebastianlodge7549
    @sebastianlodge7549 5 лет назад

    Half life 2, is a physics based puzzle adventure game.

  • @primalwarrior1945
    @primalwarrior1945 4 года назад +1

    Vale's White House Dilemma

  • @NicoTheCinderace
    @NicoTheCinderace 5 лет назад

    Half Life 2 is a Physics based puzzle game.

  • @baz5042
    @baz5042 5 лет назад +2

    Vale should make his own party, worked for some people...

  • @eternal424
    @eternal424 4 года назад +1

    synergy was a amazing mistake

  • @jmfindorff
    @jmfindorff 5 лет назад +1

    I love how awful the in-game voice chat is. It's sort of nostalgic in a way.

  • @CheeseBurgerJesus
    @CheeseBurgerJesus 5 лет назад

    So Half Life 2 is a Physics Based Puzzle Game

  • @yoyojor
    @yoyojor 5 лет назад +1

    #vale2020 the men are going out

  • @TheDiloEmpire
    @TheDiloEmpire 4 года назад +1

    Sorry about the election Vale

  • @will3553
    @will3553 5 лет назад +1

    No one:
    LEGO people when they die: 3:23

  • @cswizzly
    @cswizzly 3 года назад +2

    Guys... get this, so half-life 2 right?
    is not a physics based puzzle game, it's a battle Royale

  • @jasonshine6699
    @jasonshine6699 5 лет назад +5

    I ripped a bong before watching and I could not stop laughing

  • @platinumeloishell2685
    @platinumeloishell2685 5 лет назад

    Vale 2020, "Time for a clearer future"

  • @flyingfish5054
    @flyingfish5054 5 лет назад +1

    great intro... "oh shit you're inside me"
    #vale2020

  • @teutonicknight6132
    @teutonicknight6132 5 лет назад +1

    Should have done the whole video only using the ingame voice chat

  • @hecksters423
    @hecksters423 5 лет назад +1

    Could've been worse... you three could be playing Sven Co-op

  • @spiderquinnn
    @spiderquinnn 5 лет назад

    I've definitely laughed really hard at a RUclips video before but never so much I almost peed myself. Congrats, I guess.

  • @accountname7425
    @accountname7425 5 лет назад

    Nothing like going with you pals to fight an inter dimensional empire!

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 5 лет назад

    The 'Movie we're all thinking of' Is so right. I completely forgot that it's name is 'Small Soldiers' Man, I watched that movie so much. But even as a kid I recognized it was shit.

  • @psychologicallyunstable2499
    @psychologicallyunstable2499 5 лет назад

    Ah, my daily dose of war crimes and napalm

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 лет назад

      where do you get your other war crimes?????

  • @fletchindary2191
    @fletchindary2191 4 года назад

    Man having Vale as president would have been so much better than what 2020 actually turned out to be. #vale2020

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 5 лет назад +3

    Is this in g-mod, or a half life 2 mod
    Because I’ve played through the entirety of Half life 2 and it’s episodes normally
    And through G-mod while using workshop guns n shiz

    • @rewrew897
      @rewrew897 5 лет назад

      Nvm I checked the description
      I still think doing this with G-mod could be a fun idea, especially with workshop weapons

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire 4 года назад

      It's a game on steam I don't remember the name but it is not Garry's mod

  • @giantflyinghog3550
    @giantflyinghog3550 5 лет назад +3

    Why the hell did you edit out Ravenholm of all things?

  • @demanischaffer
    @demanischaffer 5 лет назад

    Woah it's gmod storymode multiplayer

  • @Edit-nk6nb
    @Edit-nk6nb 5 лет назад +2

    GREETINGS, I AM ARCHER, EMISSARY OF THE GORGONITES

  • @KevinIsNice6984
    @KevinIsNice6984 2 года назад

    HALF LIFE 2 IS A PHYSICS BASED PUZZLE GAME-

  • @tyeberiusmcintyre1879
    @tyeberiusmcintyre1879 5 лет назад

    full multiplayer playthrough when?

  • @ZESAUCEBOSS
    @ZESAUCEBOSS 5 лет назад

    Vale 2020- gas all sharks

  • @torterrionguy1054
    @torterrionguy1054 5 лет назад +17

    Well....here comes my daily autism injection...

  • @cultist_npc
    @cultist_npc 5 лет назад

    Impossible. I thought #schlatt2020 was the only candidate

  • @syiniydethepotatoe9486
    @syiniydethepotatoe9486 5 лет назад +1

    Where is Dinosaur Hunt?

  • @petermay6235
    @petermay6235 5 лет назад +1

    I'm not sure why I watched the video about Vale's dead mom again on Vale's channel.

  • @ConnorShea
    @ConnorShea 5 лет назад

    Where’d those other 2 hours go 🤔 I hope you upload a second part!

  • @CmrdGenerico
    @CmrdGenerico 5 лет назад

    where's the Paradox Quiz Show?

  • @mees9704
    @mees9704 5 лет назад

    WHERE IS THE PARADOX QUIZ VALE

  • @SkorchRabbitz
    @SkorchRabbitz 5 лет назад

    This isn't November!