Mass Deforestation in Satisfactory

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  4 года назад +1803

    this video would've come out sooner if i hadn't put 112 hours into satisfactory in two weeks

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 4 года назад +28

      Vale, you need to play a game called Space Station 13. No metacomming you ass. I just want a funny compilation of you trying (And failing.) to play and survive.

    • @legendarymasterofstuffness5257
      @legendarymasterofstuffness5257 4 года назад +9

      Don't forget about minecraft and the IRS

    • @Cromwell_
      @Cromwell_ 4 года назад +12

      "Willy Wonka ans the concrete factory"
      comedy gold

    • @Headlessgenie
      @Headlessgenie 4 года назад +8

      I attempted to dm you the Geneva convention because you love breaking it

    • @burningpotato9447
      @burningpotato9447 4 года назад

      Love the StarWars Episode 1 reference

  • @matttanner462
    @matttanner462 4 года назад +880

    "Willy Wonka's Concrete Factory" was the greatest joke I've heard in a while, thank you Vale

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +1026

    Came for the annihilation of trees
    *Stayed for the Mirror's Edge*

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 4 года назад +34

      the bum sliding is the best part of the game tbh

  • @zedkiller112
    @zedkiller112 4 года назад +380

    Normal logger: let’s cut down this forest for wood!
    Valefisk: let’s cut down this forest for fun!

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 4 года назад +744

    I liked the part where they "fell" off the cliffs

    • @xhshdd7113
      @xhshdd7113 4 года назад +14

      They clearly tripped and fell, that's why the rest of them resigned from the small sub group and continued to be part of the larger group

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 4 года назад +3

      Oh god I might have missed that part, it was very rare, can someone give me the timestamps?

    • @TriggoViggo
      @TriggoViggo 4 года назад

      sorry for asking but I got banned by Dom on valefisks discord server and I was just wondering why?

  • @yamanatasu1111
    @yamanatasu1111 4 года назад +124

    at 6:00 plays jurassic park theme
    "They're moving in herds. They do move in herds."

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if 4 года назад +144

    "Who is putting nuts in the iron storage? Excuse me."
    Love that so much

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 4 года назад +710

    Can't decide if this reminds me of what happening in Brazil, Canada or Russia.

    • @greganator111
      @greganator111 4 года назад +51

      I mean in Canada they actually have to reforest the area so it can’t be that

    • @p_q482
      @p_q482 4 года назад +21

      @@greganator111 Selective replanting with only evergreens how ever

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 года назад +20

      @@catcadev yes, hence why you and Russia cut down more forests, but only Brazil is blamed. Because you keep saying exactly that. And somehow Brazil is a perp of global deforestation, swamp removal and desertification of fertile soils... maybe because they have the only intact massive forested region left? If it's wrong, it's wrong for everyone, not for just poor people on the other side of the Atlantic... or on the same side, in your case:D

    • @jakew7982
      @jakew7982 4 года назад +22

      TheArklyte please look into why saying ‘hence why’ makes people physically cringe.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 года назад +4

      @@jakew7982 hence why I'll use it on you...

  • @Monolyth0411
    @Monolyth0411 Год назад +40

    Valefisk: *Gathers 4 people to do deforestation*
    Let's game it out: *Does deforestation by himself, because why not*

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +141

    *Brazil would be proud.*

  • @tylerbennett4488
    @tylerbennett4488 4 года назад +135

    I’m just saying, if we needed trees than we wouldn’t have the ability to delete them all

    • @plant7371
      @plant7371 Год назад

      I'm just saying, if we needed the planet we wouldn't have the ability to nuke it

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn Год назад +8

    I remember the feeling of "I have SO MUCH biomass, it will last forever", and it being literally obliterated before I blinked xD

  • @pencilgaming1233
    @pencilgaming1233 4 года назад +154

    I mean, nature doesn't have the Geneva Convention so...

  • @bluish5189
    @bluish5189 4 года назад +190

    Vale are you continuing this series? I’d love to see more crimes against nature

    • @Cycoldia
      @Cycoldia 2 года назад +34

      "to be continued"
      *Doesn't continue*

    • @stormhawk2595
      @stormhawk2595 Год назад

      Let’s Game It Out’s satisfactory series is even worse if you wanna see more crimes against nature

    • @jonm4883
      @jonm4883 Год назад +3

      Yes he is.

  • @MongoloPawa
    @MongoloPawa 4 года назад +88

    2, 3, 5 biomass burners
    Is it me or is the biomass following fibonacci's series?

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 Год назад

      next you're gonna twll me there's 8 of em

  • @gabrielgutierrez2905
    @gabrielgutierrez2905 4 года назад +103

    "Greenpeace cant stop us now"
    Did valefisk join a brazilian logging Corp?

    • @the_linguist_ll
      @the_linguist_ll Год назад +6

      Nah he started one, the Crypt monster is suprisingly good with a chainsaw

  • @stuartsmith9951
    @stuartsmith9951 2 года назад +10

    "to be continued..." - Valefisk allegedly.

  • @fusionboom
    @fusionboom Год назад +6

    "to be continued" 2 years later

  • @boengaming2819
    @boengaming2819 4 года назад +58

    So does this mean Vale is the wonderbread fetish guy?

  • @TheFool_0
    @TheFool_0 4 года назад +48

    Should've invited "Let'sGameItOut". He would've made the game unplayable within a couple hours

    • @tkbluewolf
      @tkbluewolf 4 года назад +2

      you are very correct

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 Год назад +3

      The only difference between the two is that Let'sGameItOut is 100% a masochist while Valefisk is a sado-masochist

    • @furioustester4056
      @furioustester4056 Год назад

      The forest wouldn’t of lasted as long as it did

  • @arandominternetperson437
    @arandominternetperson437 4 года назад +21

    "What's happens when I eat a nut"
    - lynx, 2020

  • @slipperycipher9889
    @slipperycipher9889 4 года назад +27

    This... Does pit a smile on my face.

  • @humonculeverotostre6804
    @humonculeverotostre6804 4 года назад +3

    "Those guys are idiots"
    *PTSD flashbacks from playing Halo 2 with my friends in 2006*

  • @RolandVonRose
    @RolandVonRose 4 года назад +2

    7:32 “It’s a trick! Send no reply!” A man of culture I see!

  • @DibellaThePan
    @DibellaThePan Год назад +1

    Brother admitted he goes to therapy. True king behaviour

  • @CEOrobotSpace
    @CEOrobotSpace 4 года назад +6

    Ah destruction, such a noble profession

  • @charlesrush414
    @charlesrush414 4 года назад +2

    At least the Geneva convention doesn't have a war crime including mass deforestation. But if they try to stop you remember mo witnesses

  • @faith-uk1ov
    @faith-uk1ov 4 года назад +2

    Nobody :
    Me. :Why whould you do that???
    Oh its you again

  • @bradrichard2195
    @bradrichard2195 2 года назад +4

    To be continued he said

  • @vahki
    @vahki 4 года назад +5

    When someone asks what is your favorite activity:

  • @AChamber
    @AChamber 4 года назад +6

    I like the person that pushed you off in the beginning. Very funny man.

  • @ManOfSemantics
    @ManOfSemantics 4 года назад +11

    Loving the new outro music.

  • @poleslaw4916
    @poleslaw4916 4 года назад +7

    i love a brasilian businessman that does the dirty work himself

  • @user-lw2yb9ln7r
    @user-lw2yb9ln7r 4 года назад +13

    I wonder what happens when they get the human cannons

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 4 года назад +16

      we did, and we ended up launching ourselfs so far out of the map that the only thing you dead body could see is a little line where the space elevator is

    • @alexthetrain6708
      @alexthetrain6708 2 года назад

      @@NovelPond chads

  • @yoshii8926
    @yoshii8926 2 года назад +5

    So this is the new hit anime chainsaw man? Looking pretty good!

  • @retroruin4917
    @retroruin4917 2 года назад +4

    "to be continued"

  • @pcz1642raz
    @pcz1642raz 4 года назад +6

    Pro tip use c to slide combining it with jumping makes you move really fast

  • @vladkuder2348
    @vladkuder2348 4 года назад +2

    Can't wait for him to discover more... explosive... options of deforestation. Also warcrimes.

  • @Samopesh
    @Samopesh 2 года назад +1

    This video’s got some big unga bunga energy

  • @flowerdude6851
    @flowerdude6851 4 года назад +10

    4:02 was that a god damn Jojo's reference

  • @balticpagan1495
    @balticpagan1495 4 года назад +17

    Did you and Kilian plan this?

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 4 года назад +7

    It's been entirely too long since I last reported you to Haag for warcrimes/crimes against humanity.

  • @mescholar3705
    @mescholar3705 4 года назад +1

    You just deforested all the trees team trees planted, time six.

  • @lukesnyder7785
    @lukesnyder7785 4 года назад +2

    This is a pretty cool CS:GO Surf Video

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil 2 года назад +2

    i like thinking about this as 7 people being sent to a different planet to mine ore and earth chose these guys but didnt realise they're stupid and so the cameras on the pod are watching them saying "ooga booga hit rock"

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake 2 года назад +5

    I used to obsessively play Satisfactory, but then I completed all of the story elements available and I didn’t really find optimizing the factory system fun anymore

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 года назад +1

    Valefisk is the bane of any existing international and domestic organizations

  • @firescorched954
    @firescorched954 4 года назад +2

    Oh boy I can't wait for the next valedisk upload in 2021

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 года назад +1

    Not enough deforestation, if you can breathe without a tank it’s not enough

  • @dennislauritsen2590
    @dennislauritsen2590 4 года назад +1

    Love ur vids Valefisk, very high quality content, love it!

  • @snipsnap206
    @snipsnap206 4 года назад +1

    See's title of video
    Me:
    I'm listening

  • @georgiatrainproductions5986
    @georgiatrainproductions5986 2 года назад

    This is the modern "Great Leap Foward".

  • @zendakon8299
    @zendakon8299 2 года назад +1

    Glad I'm not the only one who did this. Now reach tier 5 with only biomass burners for fuel

  • @MysteryKar
    @MysteryKar 4 года назад

    I wish I had friends to fuck around with like this

  • @SKITTISHEAR
    @SKITTISHEAR 4 года назад +1

    Yes, the beauty of pollution and deforestation.

  • @kratos5580
    @kratos5580 4 года назад +4

    wow it almost got to "Lets Game It Out" levels of absurd.

    • @boomermike71
      @boomermike71 4 года назад +4

      almost, but at the same time not even close. Not only did he never crash the game, but he still had a frame rate.
      Besides, if there is no belt weave, human cannon, or tornado of laggieness, it’s not absurd enough

  • @augiekintop6242
    @augiekintop6242 Год назад +1

    Thank you for destroying the red forest

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 4 года назад +2

    Holy shit a Valefisk video

  • @cub_gaming4178
    @cub_gaming4178 3 года назад

    Deforestation and mass are two of my favorite words

  • @Colin__
    @Colin__ 2 года назад

    Missed opportunity to title the video "Mass deforestation is satisfactory"

  • @commanderfoxtrot
    @commanderfoxtrot Год назад

    At least with my odd Factorio spaghetti I can still tell where everything is...

  • @wunderwaffeyt4077
    @wunderwaffeyt4077 4 года назад

    1:25 when you watch too much We Bare Bears

  • @ylofredbear5636
    @ylofredbear5636 4 года назад +1

    you had me at Mass Deforestation.
    For that is my least and most favored thing in the universe.

  • @TomCouger
    @TomCouger 4 года назад

    Now all we need are some blonde wigs and some Wonder Bread to summon "it".

  • @BeondTheKDGaming
    @BeondTheKDGaming 3 года назад

    16:44
    American soldiers experience poison gas attacks, 1918, colorized

  • @GeneraI_Motors
    @GeneraI_Motors 4 года назад +3

    Why did it take me 5 minutes to realize this wasnt a rimmy video

  • @mirzatopcagic9609
    @mirzatopcagic9609 4 года назад

    Valefisk and the concrete factory

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 4 года назад

    Footage of tyranids from Hive Fleet Leviathan devouring a world, 999 M41 colourised.

  • @VaporStrikeX2
    @VaporStrikeX2 Год назад +4

    to be continued...
    (It was not continued)

  • @b-train3027
    @b-train3027 4 года назад +1

    I have been subscribed for a while now and I thought you were gone. This was the first video of yours to show up in my recommend or sub box eventhough I am still subscribed in 5 months. RUclips is trash guess I get to catch up tonight so I'm excited to watch.

  • @joshualong7724
    @joshualong7724 4 года назад

    Its now Tax Lord Valefisk

  • @ianboydstun6453
    @ianboydstun6453 4 года назад

    Mass industrialization at its finest

  • @xykloptic5397
    @xykloptic5397 4 года назад

    It not a crime against humanity if there aren't any humans left

  • @leaves6762
    @leaves6762 4 года назад

    I take the slaughter of leaves personally

  • @andrewmattern8185
    @andrewmattern8185 4 года назад +2

    Ecoterrorism is fun in Satisfactory!

  • @echoambiance4470
    @echoambiance4470 4 года назад +1

    Needs more wonderbread.

  • @Cromwell_
    @Cromwell_ 4 года назад +2

    Now this is the content I've been waiting for

  • @ImNetheN
    @ImNetheN 8 месяцев назад +1

    mass defenestration when

  • @MisterofBattle
    @MisterofBattle Год назад

    To be continued he says.

  • @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643
    @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643 4 года назад

    Oh so like real life companies

  • @seamus2059
    @seamus2059 4 года назад

    You may deforest when ready

  • @averagemumeienjoyer5498
    @averagemumeienjoyer5498 4 года назад

    I sense.....SATOASAMI!
    *BREAD ALERT*

  • @fletcherstange9338
    @fletcherstange9338 4 года назад

    DAMMIT YOU CAN SLIDE JUMP

  • @tacticalnoodles
    @tacticalnoodles 4 года назад +2

    This is epic

  • @Gmoney_Mcswaggins
    @Gmoney_Mcswaggins 4 года назад

    I find this...satisfactory

  • @ravivik3378
    @ravivik3378 4 года назад +1

    If i had to choose between this game and lituraly anything else i would choose... (to be continued)

  • @Jiangcool9
    @Jiangcool9 3 месяца назад

    1.0 is out!
    We need part 2

  • @milkywayprince_
    @milkywayprince_ 4 года назад

    Isengard Simulator 2020

  • @DanSher
    @DanSher 3 месяца назад

    6:42 Parkour Civilization

  • @georgiosgkatzoflias2775
    @georgiosgkatzoflias2775 4 года назад +5

    Brazilian loggers cutting down the Amazon 2020 (colourised)

  • @Wintersoap123
    @Wintersoap123 4 года назад

    Ah the smell of progress

  • @khorneberzerk6141
    @khorneberzerk6141 Год назад

    Alternate title: Valefisk becomes an eco terrorist

  • @josephstalin7975
    @josephstalin7975 4 года назад

    This video was satisfactory

  • @ОлегКозлов-ю9т
    @ОлегКозлов-ю9т 4 года назад

    I didn't know they even stack shit this high

  • @konstantinpost335
    @konstantinpost335 4 года назад +4

    1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
    been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
    2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it
    may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
    3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still
    be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
    4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use
    of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments
    but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
    5. In this article we give attention to only some of
    the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 4 года назад +2

      Wow a communist and a anarchist dont see that everyday

    • @konstantinpost335
      @konstantinpost335 4 года назад

      @@ryanhughes6405 what

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 4 года назад +2

      @@konstantinpost335 well obvious tour a commie and a anarchist as only they would find technological advances and progress and industrial advancements bad

    • @konstantinpost335
      @konstantinpost335 4 года назад +2

      @@ryanhughes6405 this is literally just the First paragraphs from the unibomber manifesto, Google it if you don't know what that is

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 4 года назад +2

      @@konstantinpost335 why on earth eould ypu quote a terrorists manifesto?!

  • @kaungkaung2208
    @kaungkaung2208 4 года назад +1

    Why use chainswords when u can just burn them....
    Wait... can u burn trees in satisfactory!!!

    • @mememachine3029
      @mememachine3029 4 года назад

      You*
      ...burn tree[']s in satisfactory[?]!
      Them... wait... (why write like this?)
      Fixed

  • @ondrajaros6426
    @ondrajaros6426 4 года назад

    the only bad part of satisfactory is you cant burn the jungle with napalm

  • @drunkchey9739
    @drunkchey9739 4 года назад +1

    You think this is chaotic? Watch let’s game it out’s series on this. Man built a fps eating tornado with conveyors.

  • @marcusbrown5781
    @marcusbrown5781 2 года назад +1

    can you make many tornado to build height using convertor belts to torture their fps

  • @Exorion1er
    @Exorion1er 2 года назад +1

    I want a group of friends like that :(