Using Only Goliaths in Company of Heroes
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- Опубликовано: 13 ноя 2019
- "We'll send the injured in first, they're worth less to me"
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“I love how inclusive the Nazis are” - *Valefisk 2019*
They did have the most inclusive army tbh. Muslims, indians, blacks, turks. Etc...
Ariel Eliahu a lot of them were PoW recruits though
@@abudgie6909 true, they still fought though, so they are diverse, plus the indians who fought were captured but fought so india could be independant so even though they were POWs they still did it over ideology.
You can count on osstroppen.
PoW's are still willing recruits
This is historical inaccurate, that’s more fuel then Germany ever had during WW2.
He said he had 16000 fuel reserves at one point
loool!!
than *
@@MrAlex19810 yeah typical mistake to mix up "then" and "than"
memes:Realse Claymore Roomba
Germans:Realse High Explosive Faster than a ferari Roomba
"Dentonation" - Valefisk 2019, before nuking literally everyone but himself in WWII with RC Cars.
They detonate from getting too dented
OMG JC a bomb!
I would call this doctrine Glorious German Engineering.
BRRRRRRAKA MONOGA!
Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi!
Jeanette ahhh I see your a man of culture aswell xD
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Beat me to it
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Ah, but is German Science and Engineering better than the Belkan kind.
@@kabob0077 Belka did nothing wrong (tm)
USSR Generals: We need more men!
Valefisk: I need more BODIES!
As a nazi he is very inclusive today
Pretty sure that's because Valefisk is secretly an Imperial Guard General.
@@anarorekriptih4515 me to
same thing lol
Valefisk: "I've done some thinking.."
The Hague: "My god..."
The Hagueian here, can confirm I'm foaming at the mouth
There’s more
Hague “No!”
The Goliath swarm looked like cockroaches.
It's like the Plagues of Egypt in the Bible, except infinitely worse.
they are equally hard to kill with just guns
When he touched that blob and they started spreading out it looked just like those videos where baby spiders run out of egg sacs or away from the mother :D
@@Aruthicon At least the Plagues didn't explode, one killed the first borns though.
They are just the robotic version.
When your T34 commander says theres a box moving towards your tank.
METHAL BAWKES!
that’s a real Cyclops Remote Demolition Vehicle moment
*battle music starts playing*
Your Amazon package is here
You know the video will be interesting when Valefisk says he has done some thinking.
And this time it was the biggest think of them all.
@@Crusader-tg1wx so far.
Indeed
Vale, I think this is beyond war crimes
It is *ASCENDED*
James Hamlyn this isn’t a war crime
@@goldenfiberwheat238 It should be
"I was messing around in COH match with friends..."
You mean violating again the Geneva convention and commiting horrendous warcrimes ?
You can't fool us Valefisk, we know you well.
Imagine sitting in a trench expecting a Tiger, untl you see 64 Death Roomba's appear.
“Sir WTF is that”
- solider moments before death by explosion roomba
You mean boomba.....
I mean one Papa Death Roomba has to be somewhat scary.
Brett Evans Not Boomba, GrandBoomba.
Valefisk:
"Your worth less to me injured" *sends severely injured troops to the frontlines*
Valefisk:1 Geneva Convention:0
i can't even imagine the amount of orphanages that exploded in the making of this video.
I don’t like Goliaths. Their course, rough and they get everywhere
Genial Anakin
I like sand. It’s nice, smooth and they don’t get everywhere.
they're*
@@NoNameAtAll2 I see why a Grammer Nazi is on a valefisk video
@@TheDiloEmpire grammar*
“Colonel, get captain Valefisk and his Company of Rum-I mean Goliaths!”
Everyone : It's a war crime!
Valefisk : *I can't hear you over* *the people screaming and* *goliaths exploding!*
Sounds like a fun time.
ValeFisk: why do they have so many MG nests everywhere?
Also ValeFisk: Let's just line the whole river with flak guns, because why not?
Velfisk:plays company of heroes
UN:sweats nervosly
ivan matanovic, I believe you meant 'sweats profusely'. 🤣🤣🤣
yes
UN: looks like we need to write another angry letter and say how much angry we are... That will show to those pesky warlords!
"I need more bodies!" Vealefisk the art of video game war crime.
Never Knew Vale "War-Crimes" Fisk actually Watch Top Gear, there's no normal person who doesn't remember the correct specifications and speed for a Porsche 911 without also knowing who are Hamster, Captain Slow, and The Orangutan
Oh God, I miss Top Gear...
And fuck, I'm an AMERICAN.
"I love how inclusive the nazis were."
-Valefisk.
The inclusivity is killing me.
@Sightless_Seeker oh god oh fuck
@Sightless_Seeker oh wow
@Sightless_Seeker >Holocaust joke
RUclips: D E M O N I T I Z E D
>Mention: State of Israel
RUclips: D E M O N I T I Z E D
So what was the joke the sightless seeker dude said
"If I even so much as see him I'm gonna retreat" - Danish soldiers the second the Germans invaded
They defended the fatherland until first contact
Yea lol, they lasted about 4 hours
@@crowcaster970 from 5:30 to 11:30, so 6 hours
Ladies and Gentlemen of the UN Human Rights Council, here we have the infamous warcriminal Valefisk, utilizing yet another banned weapon of war: The Claymore Roomba
Claymore roomba would be more sane. Goliath caried a proper demo charge, 60 pounds of tnt if i recall correctly
"So I think my strategy here is..."
*Continues to use the same strategy he always uses*
Efficient war crimes
"Oh god, oh no"-every Valefisk video.
Last engineer sees the Goliaths rolling up.
“No..”
“Please no”
BOOOM!
"I guess I don't need my legs or my lower torso anymore" -*Pioneers*
This like infants going against a WWE proffesional
The graduating class of Berlin Technical University 2019 and their rc car collection.
That would be an amazing Clan or group to be in.
Sheer Heart attack has no weakness!
*Click*
"looks clear.......oh shit sector not clear!" - valefisk: the story of warcrimes chapter 28
Hi, real Michael Collins here. This video has proved very helpful in my plans, to reunite the nation.
I will be requesting a shipment of *all your stock*
"He defended the fatherland until death" lol but yeah, fine print not implemented in game: no wifi. Goliaths were operated from corded controls, by infantry that had to chase after it. Otherwise, working as intended XD
*two seconds a bridge was formed* ah german engineering at its finest
No one:
Not 1 person:
Vale: Hey, Wanna Rc car?
German engineering is the greatest in the world
I'd buy the entire supply of them every year until i had enough one day to win a world war.
7:19 is the time to turn on Katyusha.
Entire army of german engineers swarming your local home to fix all your toasters.
"Depiction of the Great Robot Uprising." (1944, Colorized)
From what I remember, when the game first came out, Goliaths were only 50 munitions..
You could also spawn paratroopers directly into an enemy base..
you can still drop paratroopers in the middle of their base, provided you have vision
Making 700 dollars an hour in McDonalds sounds like a good deal to me...
Maybe he's the manager, or someone higher :D
Goddamnit, you're gonna make me fail No Nut November
When you gotta fight the USSR at 3:00, but you also have to compete in the annual Hotwheels competition at 4:00.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER HEART ATTACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL CARDIAC~
SHEER HEART ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS!
Holy shit, those goliaths spreading from the *Great Circle* looked like what happens when you sting a hornets nest.
Valefisk got me into playing CoH for the memes. Thanks Valefisk, I haven't had this much fun toying with virtual soldiers' lives in ages with all sorts of fun -weapons- experiments...
This was me 10 years ago.
I lost count how many times i did the 'Goliath strategy' and had about as much fun as u did my friend ;-)
Someone needs to put googly eyes on the Goliath.
There has to be a mod for it right?
15:15 "From where you're kneeling, this must seem like a 17 karat run of bad luck..."
Vale, as a tip, don't detonate the goliaths right away on the bridge. They can camouflage when not moving, so just set it on the bridge, wait for the enemies to step on it and stupidly shoot it, so the goliath blows and takes down both the enemy and the bridge.
I don't usually enjoy watching videos with commentary, but this?
This put a smile on my face.
Vale this video: ECUSPLOSSSSION!
I see you're man of culture
Vale literally every game, “why hasn’t this ended yet” “if I blow this up will it end?” “No?” “What about this” “no?” “Yes”
7:00 Lieutenant Dan, you’ve got no legs!
One day I hope to meet someone who makes me as happy as Goliaths make Vale
Imagine just walking with your squad when you see a Goliath Convoy with 64 Goliaths in it.
You'd be screwed.
“Into the river he goes”
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEYON CITY!
Nobody:
Valefisk: *DEATH BY ROOMBA IT IS*
These Company Of Heroes videos are actually some of the best content on youtube
It was the way the goliaths started moving and suddenly looked like a swarm of ants instead of remote controlled bombs.
"My grandpappy told me stories of the VBIED's of WW2... the horror in his eyes"
But goliaths arent improvised...
There has to be a mod out there that changes the Goliath sound effect to those from Starcraft... GOLIATH ONLINE
I've been waiting for a long time for this
Me: about to do homework
Also me: sees new valefisk video
I love how Company of Heroes still have a good amount of community behind it even after over a decade after its release. I just hope that multiplayer was still a thing people do.
Coming up natural geographic : the lives of a Goliath hive
ypu should really try the eastern front mod, it adds russians and the ostheer
"I've done some thinking" - Valefisk.
Careful there, friend.
Nice to see people continuing pretty much "forgotten" games. Love Company of Heroes
I love videos like this!
Just stupid fun with historical stuff
This reminds me of how I would play MP as a kid. The artillery I built dug a trench so deep on the enemy side of the main bridge the game started rendering fog in it, and enemy armor could take cover there
Really nice video and gameplay, thanks!
Fun fact: in multiplayer there is a map called REDBALL EXPRESS FREE FOR ALL 8P and there you get so much ammo that this strategy is not only encouraged as a wehrmacht player, it is practically necessary to stop the constant wave of shermans and airbornes and m10's
I like how the central bridge gets progressively burned and full of charred tank husks as the video goes on.
*hits blunt*
the little man inside that exploding little car thing must have been a very brave dwarf.
german officer watches solemnly as the death roomba trundles toward the allied base and then explodes. he removes his helmet and says softly "he defended the fatherland until death"
ValeFisk : Using GOLIATS Only
Enginer : No, you need me
Germans: How many Goliath Tracked Mines do you need?
Valefisk: *YES*
Sees Goliath in title.
Waiting for that inevitable blow the bridges and make a choke point.
Edit: Americans? Well, lets hope they dont bring Calliopes
Edit2: Welp...
He's tanky
He's Zoomy
But most importantly he go kablewy
sending goliath like jojo's throwing punches : way too many, way too powerful... and fun
Imagine you’re at your FOB. You’re just working on a vehicle and some people are running by on a training run. Suddenly in the distance you hear what sounds like vehicle tracks. So you look in that direction only to see dozens of small tracked things coming over the hill unsure of what they are. One stops next to you and as you look at it, it explodes.
Vale, you can salvage the destroyed tanks and vehicles for munitions btw. Gives at least 50-75 munitions per tank.
*cough cough* actually, they're PIONEERS, not engineers, excuse me
You just finished training on how to use your gun and common tactics and then get deployed to the front line. You step outside your tent and are immidiatley greeted with a heavily armored rc car and your own destroyed base.
The explosive 1942 roomba.
A whole different meaning of cleaning up a mess.
That was freakin awesome all hail valefisk!
Vale: Trust me, im an engineer.
Definitely came out *today* Vale
2018: artillery only
2019: Goliath only
VV , excited! Another Vid from Valefisk, valiantly verbose and vehemently victorious!
If you approach the flak line your heartbeat will flatline
I love the screams of soldiers during the morning thx ☺️😃
Me: a really defensive player
Also me: Valefisk is my inspiration
Goliath-Chan just wants to give you a warm hug!
And here we see Goliaths in the wild, ready to commit some war crimes.
Footage of Valefisk gaining the JoJo stand, "Sheer Heart Attack"
Nah, Sheer Heart Attack is the Stand's second ability (or bomb actually.). The Stand is 「Killer Queen」 .
you know what 12:30-12:50 reminds me of? when a giant swarm of bugs gets disrupted
Some commanders have passive abilitys where you can place light artillery for 600 manpower and 4 unit space and it can hit the enemy hq from across the map if you place it in the hq sector.
"It a Goliaths farm there are you want to milk them ?"
Those little buggers are the cutest damn murder-machines ever.