Company of Heroes 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Russian Bias Only Challenge

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2020
  • Company of Heroes 2 Is a fantastically classic real time strategy game ( RTS ). It perfectly simulates the Russian Bias demonstrated throughout history in the form of unbeatable units that are very broken and overpowered! But how do you make an invincible army that effectively nullifies all damage? Well for that The Spiffing Brit is going to show you the perfectly balanced way of glitches! Yes simply glitch the Russian Army into one massive overpowered squad. So is COH2 A Perfectly Balanced Game with no exploits or has the spiffing brit discovered the Russian Bias Only Challenge to be overpowered and is Broken! I do love strategy game exploits and what better way to show them off than with some British funny moments! So sit back relax and enjoy this funny montage of a mad english chap as he exploits games for your entertainment.
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Spiffing Brit Crusader By - @Jes_Draws
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/collections/spi...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    title: Company of Heroes 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Russian Bias Only Challenge
    Last Exploit Video: Software Inc IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - GAME DEV = Infinite Money Glitch
    #funny #montage #Exploit
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  • @JK-uc2he
    @JK-uc2he 4 года назад +2121

    Game: *exists*
    Spiffing Brit: "Lets find some exploits and turn this thing into a economics simulator"

    • @mgunter
      @mgunter 4 года назад +13

      He'd fit in with the democrats here in America.

    • @LordAugastus
      @LordAugastus 4 года назад +12

      It is the one true way of the capitalist. Fuck everything, gimmy profit

    • @theunknown4834
      @theunknown4834 4 года назад +3

      what about world's hardest game

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад +2

      dumb

    • @darthspock9911
      @darthspock9911 3 года назад +2

      And thats how you sum up a youtube channel.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 года назад +1078

    Spiff: What do you think will happen, A, B or C?
    Me: *All of them at once*

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 4 года назад +48

      D - All of the above.

    • @CJ-wj2uq
      @CJ-wj2uq 4 года назад +45

      E - Colonisation

    • @llbrainjoker5742
      @llbrainjoker5742 4 года назад +14

      Because its a perfectly balanced question

    • @Jonjon13Jonjon13
      @Jonjon13Jonjon13 4 года назад +7

      I knew it was ALL of them, and he didn't even say B

    • @cream_and_butter
      @cream_and_butter 4 года назад +3

      Yeah I think it‘s D again ;)

  • @zachrobinson8357
    @zachrobinson8357 2 года назад +223

    I’m fully convinced that those guys were just pointing finger guns and yelling “DRATATATATATA” at the enemy and the bullets were materializing out of thin air lol.

  • @panko2848
    @panko2848 4 года назад +1427

    "RTS Strategy game" ah yes, I do love my Real Time Strategy Strategy Games

    • @user-tc9sk4ei9y
      @user-tc9sk4ei9y 4 года назад +98

      CoH 2 is basically twice as strategic as any other RTS

    • @mannysikario
      @mannysikario 4 года назад +21

      @@user-tc9sk4ei9y no

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад +41

      I like my automatic teller machine machines.

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 4 года назад +5

      Manny EHC yes

    • @Wolfhound_81
      @Wolfhound_81 3 года назад +2

      How much we all love RAS Syndrome.

  • @andrewn327
    @andrewn327 4 года назад +1496

    The MG guy getting the M1910: "Let me get my gun comrade."
    The conscript group: "Your gun? It's OUR gun."
    *Proceeds to duplicate guns with the power of Stalin.*

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 4 года назад +107

      This gun belongs to _the people_ , _of the Soviet_ , _Union_ !
      _enter the Soviet anthem_

    • @davidpham697
      @davidpham697 4 года назад +15

      U Require more Stalinium!!!

    • @makiskanyt9269
      @makiskanyt9269 4 года назад +13

      if this could happend then germany could have the pillar men for themselfs

    • @hinro
      @hinro 4 года назад +11

      communism at its finest.

    • @ResetmeTomu
      @ResetmeTomu 4 года назад +15

      don't have a gun? just imagine having a gun, don't have food? imagine having food, want to retreat? get shot in the foot

  • @khamankhoma8232
    @khamankhoma8232 4 года назад +2674

    Game Devs: "We're proud to announce that our game is perfectly balanced!"
    [ TEA SLURPING NOISE HEARD APPROACHING IN THE DISTANCE ]
    Game Devs: "What's that? Oh God -- No!"
    [ TEA SLURPING NOISE INTENSIFIES ]
    Game Devs: "No! Get back! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    • @roberternest7289
      @roberternest7289 4 года назад +54

      {Cracking noises and blood sounds}
      The janitor and me: Ah shit here we go again.
      {sweeping sound intensifies}

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 4 года назад +69

      [A TANK THAT LOOKS LIKE A TEA KETTLE ON TREADS BREAKS THROUGH THE WALL OF THE GAME COMPANY]
      Game Devs: Its over! ITS ALL OVER!!!

    • @yudongli2108
      @yudongli2108 4 года назад +11

      Actually company of heroes 2 currently is not even close to balanced...

    • @kenjen9861
      @kenjen9861 4 года назад +7

      @@SephirothRyu GAME OVER, MAN!

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 года назад +9

      *British National Anthem Intensifies*

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 4 года назад +276

    "Gives them abilities, some would consider to be unnatural-ly overpowered"
    Sidious: Good, good. Let the tea flow through you. I sense your Yorkshire. It gives you focus. Makes you stronger.

    • @thecakecore232
      @thecakecore232 4 года назад +8

      As soon as he sais that I scrolled down to look for something like this lol.

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 4 года назад +3

      It's already at 66 likes, the perfect number.

  • @BullMcCloud
    @BullMcCloud 2 года назад +101

    I really enjoyed the campaigns of both Company of Heroes. They did a pretty good job showing the human element while letting you throw said humans at a wall until they break through

  • @mikechurvis9995
    @mikechurvis9995 4 года назад +761

    "Whilst they're not technically that accurate, there's just a ridiculous quantity of them"
    *[HAPPY ORK NOISES]*
    *[DAKKA INTENSIFIES]*

    • @yaboyzzz9098
      @yaboyzzz9098 4 года назад +29

      He knows the way of the waaagh

    • @mikechurvis9995
      @mikechurvis9995 4 года назад +35

      @@yaboyzzz9098 let's also appreciate how these boyz basically will these machineguns into existence cuz zat's wot makes da most dakka. Gork would be proud.

    • @yaboyzzz9098
      @yaboyzzz9098 4 года назад +14

      @@mikechurvis9995 or is it mork?

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 4 года назад +10

      All you need is a small green gremlin-like mobs (children) straps with explosive and then we basically has an Orks as minions.

    • @smormannen
      @smormannen 4 года назад +5

      *WAAAAAGH*

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 4 года назад +444

    Spiff: *Sees Panzer IV*
    Also Spiff: Oh look, a Tiger tank
    Me: Jingles, is that you?

  • @dionrussell9681
    @dionrussell9681 2 года назад +63

    In Company of Heroes 1 you could shred infantry with the Sherman mine sweeper but you had to order your Sherman to approach the infantry with its spin to win flail and not target them.

  • @Scroll120
    @Scroll120 Год назад +25

    Takes the saying
    “The Mind is the greatest weapon.”
    To a whole new level.

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 года назад +208

    "When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots"
    Dmitri Demitrovisk of Demitria, Officer in Charge 20 seconds ago

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 4 года назад +4

      "When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots"
      Just like Cuphead......

  • @ryansanders4067
    @ryansanders4067 4 года назад +225

    Russian forces: *sees enemy forces*
    also Russian forces: *wills cannon shells into being at high velocity generally in the direction of the enemy*
    Spiff: Perfectly balanced

  • @kraanz
    @kraanz 4 года назад +310

    1:38 "If you've never played this game, go grab a coffee."
    E... excuse me, WHAT?
    Oh. He said "copy," not coffee. Phew.

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 4 года назад +8

      kraanz lol it’d be funny if he said go grab a coffee

    • @Ismaelz
      @Ismaelz 4 года назад

      I heard that too

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 4 года назад +5

      Funnily enough, the Germans drink coffee.
      But everyone knows that the Russians prefer tea......
      Uh-oh.

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 года назад +7

      @@meilinchan7314 Russians prefer vodka

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 3 года назад +1

      @@StrokeMahEgo : True, but tea is still every bit as popular after vodka in Russia!

  • @fiendish9474
    @fiendish9474 2 года назад +31

    I see you're using the WH40K Orks strat of bending reality through the power of imagining you have guns

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 4 года назад +480

    "They've got bear hands."
    Soviet power is truly frightening.

    • @mrhelpful1190
      @mrhelpful1190 4 года назад +17

      wherethetatosat I’m imagining them just throwing bullets, at full speed

    • @wherethetatosat
      @wherethetatosat 4 года назад +9

      @@mrhelpful1190 Bears armed with HMGs

    • @user-tc9sk4ei9y
      @user-tc9sk4ei9y 4 года назад +8

      In Soviet Russia you have the right for bear arms. And a bear head too occasionally.

    • @jakkakasunset5485
      @jakkakasunset5485 4 года назад +4

      I have the right to bear arms
      *PULLS OUT BEAR ARMS*

    • @averageskeletonremover2415
      @averageskeletonremover2415 4 года назад

      We are to be feared

  • @EaizePeazy
    @EaizePeazy 4 года назад +143

    "They have a nuke, But its OK, we have machine guns." Spiff, probably.

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 4 года назад +1

      The leader of China during in the 50s felt like developing nukes and an anti-nuke system was pointless because his infantry would protect him

  • @mikehunt3436
    @mikehunt3436 3 года назад +40

    Seems there was a Soviet soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
    "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."
    "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him.The recruit points the broom. "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens.Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. "Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit.The German keeps coming."Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!"It's no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says..."Tankety Tank Tank."

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 года назад +270

    Ah yes, classic Russian strategy, just PRETEND you have weapons.

    • @boromirhimself7528
      @boromirhimself7528 3 года назад +6

      Yee

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 года назад +8

      The Emperor of Man would approve of this strategy.

    • @aymslt8743
      @aymslt8743 Год назад +11

      Very true at their war on Ukraine

    • @tuxie93
      @tuxie93 Год назад +6

      This comment aged well.

    • @bobfruit7400
      @bobfruit7400 Год назад +4

      oof imagine getting it so very wrong a year onwards ;D

  • @arghanothername
    @arghanothername 4 года назад +117

    This is what I like to call “Maxim-izing” your chance of winning

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 4 года назад

      No matter what, we have got
      The Maxim gun and they have not. XD

    • @thecakecore232
      @thecakecore232 4 года назад +1

      Or perhaps Marx-imizing

  • @ProfessionalRtard
    @ProfessionalRtard 4 года назад +283

    "Mistakes happen, and we have to learn to live with them"
    - Walther von Brauchitsch, explaining to Hitler the failure of the Russian Campaign and the 20 million Red Army soldiers moving towards Berlin

    • @Sneaky1ne
      @Sneaky1ne 4 года назад +15

      @alvi syahri "Gentleman there's a solution you aren't seeing here"
      - also Hitler

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад +5

      "Mistakes were made."

    • @shupichii9647
      @shupichii9647 4 года назад +3

      *Goes to listen to Sabaton*

    • @lad7436
      @lad7436 4 года назад +3

      @@carchaos4153 Hitler wasn't a drug addict...
      Was he...?

    • @jebeb6663
      @jebeb6663 4 года назад +6

      @@lad7436 He was on a BUNCH of drugs. His whole army was on crack too, not even joking. they gave the soldiers crack to be faster

  • @Szpareq
    @Szpareq 4 года назад +1126

    "When you were told that only half of the Russians have a rifle, but then you find out it's because the second half has heavy machine guns"
    sad German noises

    • @oreos3174
      @oreos3174 4 года назад +7

      Marek Stefański nah, it’s more effective to pick up the gun of the guy that died in front of you

    • @xXCREEKSTARXx
      @xXCREEKSTARXx 4 года назад +6

      Good one :D

    • @oreos3174
      @oreos3174 3 года назад +1

      @Lukas Engel is joke, and know I did not. Thank you tankie

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 3 года назад +6

      @Lukas Engel a tankie is someone who thinks the USSR did nothing wrong and was perfect

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 3 года назад +2

      @Lukas Engel generally tankies will use real facts to make the soviet union look good, mischaractetising them

  • @gabeland4773
    @gabeland4773 Год назад +11

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time Spif says "Machine Gun"

  • @Jrider-kv1oo
    @Jrider-kv1oo 4 года назад +178

    Game: doesn’t have tea
    The spiffing Brit: ANGER

    • @tomb7642
      @tomb7642 4 года назад +3

      What?! No tea?! 1 out of 10.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +337

    Hitler: "So let me get this straight. A bunch of Russians, who our soldiers confirmed were holding no weapons, managed to gun down our entire army, and destroy our tanks?"
    German commander: "... Yes."
    Hitler: "That's it, you're getting executed."

    • @pumpkinboi9441
      @pumpkinboi9441 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @dertazamane8765
      @dertazamane8765 4 года назад +29

      Hitler: "Also damit ich das richtig verstehe, ein Haufen Russen, welche laut unseren Soldaten keinerlei Waffen trugen, haben es geschafft unsere gesamte Armee und Panzer zu vernichten?"
      Deutscher Kommandant: "... Ja."
      Hitler: "Das war's, sie werden exekutiert!"
      *I just couldn't hold myself back translating this, you're welcome xD*

    • @firockfinion3326
      @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +2

      @@dertazamane8765 Hah, nice.

  • @MuradBeybalaev
    @MuradBeybalaev 4 года назад +266

    Does this work:
    - With mortars?
    - Without USSR?
    - Online?

    • @ukasz1900
      @ukasz1900 4 года назад +60

      Nope, sorry bruh but it only works with soviet abilities accesable only via playing campain

    • @benedictodunsky2790
      @benedictodunsky2790 4 года назад +19

      Nope
      But if you likes raining bullets and do absolute cheating
      There's a cheat mod to against the AI in the skirmish
      Oh and btw it's a mod from the player that you can found ingame

    • @explosion1704
      @explosion1704 4 года назад +6

      HOW DARE YOU THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA

    • @christianschultz9715
      @christianschultz9715 4 года назад +19

      yes it works with mortars and its beautiful

    • @Korayaksoy
      @Korayaksoy 4 года назад

      Ofc not

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 4 года назад +40

    ...actually, I can't get the image of unarmed Russian troops spitting anti-tank ammo and machine gun ammo like living guns, it's amusing, but also slightly horrifying.

  • @charmzie
    @charmzie 4 года назад +103

    Take a sip of tea whenever Spiff says “machine gun”

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 4 года назад +5

      I whould have to make 50 pots of tea to have enough sips

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 года назад +8

      @AlekzHertz drink 3 more cups. Yorkshire gold. You'll instantly grow a new healthy kidney

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 4 года назад

      @AlekzHertz First step to becoming a good Demoman, now you got to lose your eye!

  • @Arturius_Rex_8
    @Arturius_Rex_8 4 года назад +65

    "Yorkshire Tea is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be...unnatural."
    -Spiff January 2020

    • @epyonpl
      @epyonpl 4 года назад +1

      Loved that one :D

    • @gandalflegris3549
      @gandalflegris3549 4 года назад +1

      Do you know the tragedy of darth Teagueis the wise? Not a story a coffee drinker would tell you

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza 4 года назад +39

    "Soon we shall have FLAMETHROWERS!"
    That sentence comes with the most maliciously gleeful voice I've ever heard...

    • @komradevlad7131
      @komradevlad7131 4 года назад +5

      Scorched-Earth at its finest comrades

    • @mikkel066h
      @mikkel066h 4 года назад +7

      TIGER IS UNDER INFANTRY ATTACK..... WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS!?

    • @AViewCado69420
      @AViewCado69420 3 года назад +3

      @@mikkel066h taking fire from the cute little panzer fuckng adorable, now kill it!

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 года назад +1

      There's always Umbrage.

  • @javierlavanchy5316
    @javierlavanchy5316 4 года назад +17

    As a Coh2 vet, this is giving me a heavy Maxim spam PTSD.

  • @sneeringimperialist340
    @sneeringimperialist340 4 года назад +123

    Pretty sure this is an accurate depiction of soviet manufacturing.
    **Pulls mountain of weaponry out of thin air**

    • @lordlopikong6940
      @lordlopikong6940 4 года назад +13

      This ain't a glitch it's historically accurate.

    • @A122345z
      @A122345z 3 года назад +2

      Dakka Dakka

  • @demicus
    @demicus 4 года назад +96

    Me as the OKW: "Hey, that's a lot of veteran infantry you have over there..."
    Friend as USA: "Huh, what do you mean?"
    *380MM STRUMTIGER INTENSIFIES*

    • @blegh277
      @blegh277 4 года назад +1

      sturmorsertiger

    • @gecko2.617
      @gecko2.617 4 года назад +1

      *TIGER II intensifies*

  • @SteveAkaDarktimes
    @SteveAkaDarktimes 4 года назад +37

    "modern RTS releases"
    excuse me, could you point me to them, I seem to have missed them entirely.

  • @mrman5808
    @mrman5808 3 года назад +12

    Spiff is the living stereotype of a posh brit, and we love it

  • @danieldionne2037
    @danieldionne2037 4 года назад +85

    I feel like developers are soon going to have “Spiffing Brit” meetings to check their game for exploits.

  • @FNL-202
    @FNL-202 4 года назад +90

    Spiff: Ask a multible answer question
    Me: Yes

  • @thedungeoneer101
    @thedungeoneer101 Год назад +9

    "use a overpowered unit and break the game."
    **Laughs in shock troop**

  • @ivanstewart9411
    @ivanstewart9411 3 года назад +2

    Yay! This is so fun, thanks for showing us this exploit. Keep up the great work.

  • @alexanderdubstepcek5479
    @alexanderdubstepcek5479 4 года назад +48

    "what's better than a 100 stat man? hundreds of 100 stat men." -Spiff showing stalin how to stalingrad, 1943 (colourised)

  • @darlingtomato11
    @darlingtomato11 4 года назад +26

    "War crime simulator" as if you play anything else. In games with no war you still make war crimes happen, you beautiful bastard.

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 4 года назад +9

    "What will Spiff do?"
    I pick option D for all of the above, because of course it's all of the above.

  • @randomicelander5307
    @randomicelander5307 3 года назад +1

    I had forgotten about this game fore years and now i find out you made a video about it a year ago.honestly just thank you.(despite the fact you will probebly not see this it will be one more fore the algorithm i guess)

  • @sirreal3006
    @sirreal3006 4 года назад +78

    New drinking game: Take a sip of gin every time Spiff says "luckily".

    • @picesnl61
      @picesnl61 4 года назад +7

      Sorry but I'd like to live to see the next video

    • @DrNyow
      @DrNyow 4 года назад +2

      If you hate yourself you can add the words "perfect" and "glorious"

    • @AYangl82l
      @AYangl82l 4 года назад +1

      Or fantastic

    • @souradio
      @souradio 4 года назад

      Or machine gun

    • @matthewwilson4972
      @matthewwilson4972 4 года назад

      Ryan Childs it would end up pure gin

  • @johnnyman117
    @johnnyman117 4 года назад +51

    I’ve got my tea ready for this perfectly balanced game.

  • @Bli757
    @Bli757 4 года назад +2

    The crazy commercial tea breaks in the middle of these videos make it feel like I'm watching an RTS Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and I LOVE it! 🤣

  • @drewk7557
    @drewk7557 4 года назад +57

    "HMG Gun" = Heavy Machine Gun Gun

    • @shgds
      @shgds 3 года назад +1

      Double barreled machine gun??

    • @Dman6779
      @Dman6779 3 года назад +1

      @@shgds no it shoots heavy machine guns

  • @nureineflagge8201
    @nureineflagge8201 4 года назад +135

    Imagine seeing a Panzer 4 F2 and saying its a Tiger
    This post was made by the Wehrmacht

    • @MChannel80
      @MChannel80 4 года назад +6

      Wehrmacht gang*

    • @hansshamre8535
      @hansshamre8535 4 года назад +9

      well a lot (and i mean a lot) of americans though panzer 4's was tigers during 1944 (and i guess 45). the american soldiers apparently encounterd tigers on a regular basis relativly early after the d-day landings, even though the tigers was fighting the british on an entierly different part of the front.

    • @bolikde9389
      @bolikde9389 4 года назад +3

      Wehrmacht denn sowas.

    • @Siamzero1994
      @Siamzero1994 4 года назад

      Hätte eh kein unterschied gemacht

    • @Hoot_hoot777
      @Hoot_hoot777 4 года назад

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one that winced at that.
      Love you spiffing Brit. :) Really enjoy your vids.

  • @davidmullally4792
    @davidmullally4792 4 года назад +34

    Spiff: A, B, or C?
    Me: YES.

  • @FEARSWTOR
    @FEARSWTOR 4 года назад +5

    I feel like there's a drinking game here revolving around every time Spiff says "Machine Guns"

  • @CurryFeatures
    @CurryFeatures 4 года назад +32

    Drinking game:
    1 shot everytime he says "Machine guns"
    2 shots everytime he says "anti-tank guns"

    • @bastion8804
      @bastion8804 4 года назад +9

      Instructions are unclear. Shot my child. The hospitals won't admit him because of the lack of bed.

    • @justkoz2907
      @justkoz2907 4 года назад +6

      Can I take shots of tea?

  • @barsmehmetbalc6339
    @barsmehmetbalc6339 4 года назад +40

    I thought he said "go grab a cup of coffe" while actually he was saying copy. I almost spit my precious tea on screen.

    • @user-hv6gi9ux6z
      @user-hv6gi9ux6z 4 года назад +4

      @@thespiffingbrit if you did that...I would of had to report you to the queen for your utter hersey

    • @alqualonde2998
      @alqualonde2998 4 года назад

      Heard the same thing. I was surprised as well.

    • @Gouneas
      @Gouneas 4 года назад

      He would never promote bean broth

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon 4 года назад +58

    "Don't worry, we have machine guns"
    0:00 - 22:02
    This strategy is the equivalent of when an army went and attached a bunch of MGs together to shoot down planes.

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 4 года назад

      haven't heard of this, I have heard of successfully using AAA Anti-Air artillery in mass to take out tanks and artillery

    • @Blue-mr7fe
      @Blue-mr7fe 4 года назад +2

      It's a Russian thing as well they attached MGs and put it on a rotating table then put that on a milk cart there we go AA vehicle

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 года назад

      @@Blue-mr7fe milk truck* and hey, can't deny that it worked

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 4 года назад

      @@Blue-mr7fe Especially since they were MG42's i think, which have an absolutely bonkers RPM. It was like using 4 of them to make a minigun.

  • @mr.jancok4413
    @mr.jancok4413 3 года назад +8

    everyone is a gangstars until
    Ivan shoting HMG and AT gun from his bare hands

  • @Burgers21
    @Burgers21 4 года назад

    This is the first video im watching while drinking tea!

  • @Oblivius33
    @Oblivius33 4 года назад +30

    "Moden RTS releases"
    Nice meme.

  • @mrwolf891
    @mrwolf891 4 года назад +49

    Any RTS game: exists
    Spiff: how much of Britian can we make it.
    Any RTS game: has tea
    *happy spiff tea sipping*

  • @jabloko992
    @jabloko992 4 года назад +109

    'It's graphics are not on par with some of the modern RTS releases...'
    Such as?

    • @thecakecore232
      @thecakecore232 4 года назад +73

      RAID Shadow Legends, it has _amazing_ innovative graphics!

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 4 года назад +56

      @@thecakecore232 AND DEEP TACTICAL GAMEPLAY

    • @xxnoregretzxxzzz4389
      @xxnoregretzxxzzz4389 4 года назад +6

      jabloko992 prolly like ashes of singularity

    • @MrCaptainTea
      @MrCaptainTea 4 года назад +2

      jabloko992 Civ 7

    • @raulm717
      @raulm717 4 года назад +14

      Warcraft reforged?

  • @taz6333
    @taz6333 4 года назад

    1000 hours, i have clocked onto this game and here i am... absolutely stunned about this. I drink to much coffee it seems.

  • @the_seeker.entity9206
    @the_seeker.entity9206 4 года назад +23

    I PLAY THIS WITH MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME , THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A NASTY SURPRISE! THANKS SPIFF!!!

    • @steveradroach9101
      @steveradroach9101 4 года назад +1

      Get ready to loose your friends then XD

    • @mateuszstepien865
      @mateuszstepien865 4 года назад +15

      Imagine the dissapointment when he realises that he cant do it in mp

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 4 года назад

      mateusz Stępień lol I realized it like 5 minutes into the video but I’m just going to leave the comment😅

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 4 года назад

      Steve Radroach lol yeah I was pranked but I lose anyway so it doesn’t really mstter😂

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 4 года назад +5

    @3:45 "Yorkshire Tea is a path to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. Also, have you heard the tale of Darth Spiffus the Balanced?"

  • @Janitor_Dragon
    @Janitor_Dragon 2 года назад +4

    I have been hunting he tea thief for weeks now. He seems to always be one step ahead, leaving a trail of ruined and unused Yorkshire teabags.
    He will suffer when I get my hands on him

  • @superscott597
    @superscott597 4 года назад +5

    That moment when you realize someone made a video with you as one of the stock photography images. O_O

  • @peterbakic4493
    @peterbakic4493 4 года назад +130

    War crime simulator, no other game like it... ahem “Rimworld” ahem.

    • @deyonvandraanen7492
      @deyonvandraanen7492 4 года назад +1

      I thought of the same thing

    • @mitsvanmitsvanio6106
      @mitsvanmitsvanio6106 4 года назад +28

      Rimworld is not a WAR crime simulator, it is crimes against humanity simulator.

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 4 года назад +5

      its not warcrimes when you are not in war :)

    • @ZiggySol
      @ZiggySol 4 года назад +10

      What i do to the tribals isn't war crimes, it's pest control

    • @jyidorne8042
      @jyidorne8042 4 года назад +5

      Well, technically it can't be a war crime if there's no war... or laws... or a government.

  • @bakagg757
    @bakagg757 4 года назад +19

    *A panzer 4 rolls in*
    "Omg they've got a Tiger tank"

  • @Poisonjam7
    @Poisonjam7 4 года назад +1

    I remember playing the first game in this series back in the day. It was an interesting take on the RTS genre. Pretty cool game.

  • @zanemob1429
    @zanemob1429 4 года назад +2

    You make me laugh so hard... Thank you...

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад +82

    "Not one step back!"
    "But sir the enemy position is encircled, we need to turn around and crush them."
    "NOT ONE STEP BACK!"

    • @felixh2786
      @felixh2786 4 года назад +20

      Just march forward in the opposite direction, lol.

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 4 года назад +8

      Ah, I’ve just realized another flaw in the “not one step back” tactic

    • @exocakes4587
      @exocakes4587 3 года назад

      Then step side ways. Might work

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 4 года назад +25

    If this glitch could be duplicated in real life:
    Stalin: I say this: *NOT ONE STEP BA-*
    Comrade Assistant: Comrade Chairman, we have recaptured Stalingrad from the fascisti.
    Stalin: ....

  • @loewenstern2795
    @loewenstern2795 4 года назад +2

    3:42 the Yorkshire side of the tea is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

  • @misterwho9503
    @misterwho9503 4 года назад +44

    Take a shot of водка every time Spiff says “Machine Guns”

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 года назад

      vodka

    • @Tetinha1
      @Tetinha1 4 года назад

      *dies in **1:36*

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 года назад

      I think you mean to say Yorkshire tea we are not hevens here

  • @nazamroth8427
    @nazamroth8427 4 года назад +5

    Spiff, those are basically Orks. They believe they are holding MGs and ATs, therefore they are.

  • @davidbronke5484
    @davidbronke5484 3 года назад +1

    I've played quite a bit Company of Heroes 2,and I still have it installed. My favorite is playing it co-op with friends vs. the computer.
    Also if D - All of the above isn't an option, I'd go for A.

  • @ryeufatovic7839
    @ryeufatovic7839 3 года назад

    me loves this game and has been playing it since 2015 with about only 450 hours in 2 and 600 in 1 you makes a video on it me YESSSSS!!!!! FINALLY

    • @ryeufatovic7839
      @ryeufatovic7839 3 года назад

      also i have a background for the British army with the queen on it saying "bow down colonials your queen has arrived and it is a true 10/10 background

  • @thetiredtanuki9892
    @thetiredtanuki9892 4 года назад +15

    I've been subbed to this channel for about a year now and just noticed that the stock photos have "spiffco" watermarking

    • @SCHMOBEX
      @SCHMOBEX 4 года назад +2

      @AlekzHertz He was paying for then from the start but let the watermarks in because of dem memes, but it nearly killed the channel because they had a lot of sand in their crotch

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 4 года назад +10

    TSB: (shows up in the middle of the video on every video prior to this one)
    Me: Surely he wouldn't do it again.
    TSB: BAM! I've jumped into the mid-point of the video, when you were least expecting me!
    Me: (becomes very startled) He's too good...

  • @pipsantos6278
    @pipsantos6278 4 года назад

    For some reason, I find this as the funniest gaming video.

  • @Just_Adrian_
    @Just_Adrian_ 2 года назад +15

    This is one of my favorite games, it's so fun to just spam artillery and tanks

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 года назад +27

    Spiff: Oh look, a game exists... I am sure it is balanced.
    *Soviet music in the background while sipping tea.*

  • @shrek4949
    @shrek4949 4 года назад +23

    Well people don’t play campaign because it has never been updated, so all bugs have never been patched, which means that , mechanics that have been removed or added later for multiplayer balance are not in the campaign and for some reason tank combat is kinda broken, but you can always play the American campaign or theater of war (still buggy af but can be pretty challenging on the hardest difficulty).
    Also spifing, we need you to make playing brits great again.

    • @JohnD201
      @JohnD201 4 года назад

      Not even he is powerful enough to make UKF not trash in multiplayer

    • @miniaturesandstuff5209
      @miniaturesandstuff5209 4 года назад

      The STUG E is totally useless in theatre of war besides being a meatshield. And light tanks can barely kill infantry until they're vet 3; unlike in multiplayer and the list goes on....

  • @rovan8348
    @rovan8348 11 месяцев назад +1

    Listening to this as I fall asleep and just jumped up in shock at 1:36 thinking Spiff said to go grab a coffee, its great 😱 thankfully he just said to grab a copy (of the game)

  • @Tijgert
    @Tijgert 4 года назад +16

    Panzer IV rolls in : “oh wait, they’ve got a Tiger tank of some kind.” 🙄

    • @mikkel066h
      @mikkel066h 4 года назад +5

      Well pretty much sums up what the westerm allies said on almost every tank encounter.

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 3 года назад

      @@mikkel066h mostly American's

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 3 года назад

      It was funny in the context. Anyway, now I want to see a squad of 6 anti-tank gunners taking down a Tiger.

    • @DatBoiUKno
      @DatBoiUKno 3 года назад

      That's realistic for how the British saw every panzer.

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 3 года назад

      @@DatBoiUKno
      *American

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 4 года назад +40

    D: All of the Above
    E: Tea
    F: Colonization

  • @GumshoeClassic
    @GumshoeClassic 4 года назад +20

    "This piece of Wonderful War Crime Simulator"
    "A lovely game"
    "Great fun"
    Me: *Cries in Dawn of War 3*

  • @user-qn2fk4xy6w
    @user-qn2fk4xy6w 4 года назад

    This video was glorious!

  • @phantomope4031
    @phantomope4031 3 года назад

    The nostalgia i always play this game after i get home from school wow i miss this

  • @TheDIRTBIKER10
    @TheDIRTBIKER10 4 года назад +22

    Can't do that in a regular MP game, or even a game where its Player vs AI

  • @LudosErgoSum
    @LudosErgoSum 4 года назад +69

    Joseph Stalin: “Quantity has a quality all its own.”
    The Spiffing Brit:

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 4 года назад

      LudosErgoSum pretty sure he never said that

    • @pnduarte4696
      @pnduarte4696 4 года назад +6

      @@Vox_Popul1 it was Napoleon.

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 4 года назад

      PN duarte really?

    • @pnduarte4696
      @pnduarte4696 4 года назад +5

      @@Vox_Popul1 yes.

    • @samuelskinner7704
      @samuelskinner7704 4 года назад

      Wasn't he talking about Katuskas (since their aim is garbage, but they shoot lots of rockets).

  • @customerservice1565
    @customerservice1565 4 года назад +2

    Wakes up
    makes Yorkshire tea
    takes sip
    Aaah
    What a beautiful morning for war crimes

  • @DARKM0NK3Y313
    @DARKM0NK3Y313 4 года назад +1

    I am bummed that Relic closed down I really enjoy CoH2 such a solid RTS and I am totally for Spiff consequently breaking the game.

  • @XMysticHerox
    @XMysticHerox 4 года назад +142

    The way the game depicts order 227 especially in the first mission is completely bs by the way.

    • @carpetclimber4027
      @carpetclimber4027 4 года назад +17

      What's ironic is Hitler issued the same order. They were both irrational lunatics.

    • @user-me5oq3kl4h
      @user-me5oq3kl4h 4 года назад +14

      @@carpetclimber4027 except soviet order was perfectly rational

    • @roborovskihamster5425
      @roborovskihamster5425 4 года назад +43

      Yeah, order 227 was specifically directed at officers not the average foot soldier. It certainly never called for the execution of any soldier that retreated.

    • @carpetclimber4027
      @carpetclimber4027 4 года назад +1

      In this case, yes. It was rational.

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 4 года назад +1

      RETURN TO FORMASHHION!

  • @sail1900
    @sail1900 4 года назад +7

    0:00 - 22:03
    "Machine guns"

  • @Nobody_s324d12n
    @Nobody_s324d12n 3 года назад

    Your my favorite RUclipsr so far

  • @benzominbenos5449
    @benzominbenos5449 4 года назад

    well played the campaign again and saw this so i went and do it myself then found out it also works with mortars divisional guns and the all can go inside building and shoot out of them even the at and div guns thanks spiffing brit now i have lots of fun again in this game

  • @TheAIRevolution1789
    @TheAIRevolution1789 4 года назад +5

    Last time I was this early, the kettle wasn’t ready

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 4 года назад +7

    In CoH1 there was a legitimate way to this playing as the Panzer Elite Anti-Tank General. You spam out the anti-tank infantry with the double rocket launcher upgrade and support it with equal MP44 squad spam. The enemy healthy bars won't be able to keep up with the number of rocket being fired at them. Even better, once you get the squads to level 3, they get the ability to dodge bullets.

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 4 года назад

      Wouldn't that still lose to US ranger spam, machine guns and other allied inf? Stg's would be better for the range imo. And it wouldn't work against a good player unfortunately. That playstyle's very costly, weak to arty or anti-blob abilities and would lose map control since you would need to maneuver the blob to one place at a time... Sorry, love COH, my favorite comp RTS.

    • @sgtjericho7884
      @sgtjericho7884 4 года назад +1

      @@pagatryx5451 You didn't need map control after you got your units level 3... lol.. You walk into their base..
      Although artillery sucked. Funnily enough, they dodged bullets so aircraft or pretty much any other anti-blob didn't work on them

    • @movingparts6270
      @movingparts6270 4 года назад

      @@pagatryx5451 the only effective counter I ever experienced playing against people online was from the British artillery general. On-map artillery does a ton of damage if you aren't on top of your micro. The other anti inf stuff would slow me down for a second but either a rocket would kill the MG or I'd get another squad to flank. MP44 inf got aim bonuses while moving too if I remember right.

    • @AsyrafD
      @AsyrafD 4 года назад

      Ohh i remember those good old days. Eff everything in the commander skill tree, all you need is the double panzershreck. Panzershreck being more effective against infantry in CoH1 also didnt help with the balance either

  • @werftheb7033
    @werftheb7033 3 года назад

    Is it weird to be french and still enjoy this channel ?

  • @M5YUILL
    @M5YUILL 4 года назад

    OMG 2013 Ive owned it since launch and didn't even realize its been 7 years it doesn't get old.