Repeatedly Breaking the Geneva Convention in Company of Heroes
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
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you're quite literally 73 lol
fuck me
Wait did your intro mean that hitler is your dad?
Please stand up!
What's a Geneva convention
"I expected them to die, but they actually succeeded in their mission!"
You'll do great in the Guard.
The Emperor Protects.
Yes!
Even better, the death korps of krieg!
*excited gas mask noises*
@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky O, it was overwhelming alright.
...
"its not my fault war crimes are so effective"
Nice
Vaping Eagle *United States in Vietnam
@@notsocrates5979 *most countries in most wars
Heard him say it as I read it 😂
Hey! You are good candidate for the we got away with Genocide club.
8:30 "My allies have all these units just... just sitting there..." -- and not rushing into the hellish firestorm you keep unleashing across their nearby bridge? Yeah, I'd be sitting there watching the show, too!
Jason Pratt "Uhhhh, Commander? Why are we not advancing on the outnumbered British?"
"Simple Hans, Oberkommando Valefisk has incendiary artillery shelling them to hell and back, and I for one refuse to become a friendly fire statistic. Also, it's fun watching the bodies fly."
@@alicebrown6215 *given order to attack*
Commander: "Sheisse, we're going into that hellstorm?"
Pratt: "we'll at least get a close up on all those flying bodies."
Incendiary weapons aren't actually a war crime if used against legitimate military targets. Only use on civilians, or military targets near densely populated civilian areas is prohibited. The only actual war crimes committed here were the indiscriminate shelling of helpless soldiers and doctors in the medical tents.
to be fair the game requires they be destroyed to win bc it is a base building if I'm not mistaken.
They aren't a violation of the geneva conventions, but they do violate the convention on certain conventional weapons.
The Geneva Convention's list of war crimes was not a recommendation
Meh, rules are made to be broken amiright
Nor a to-do list if I recall
To be fair, plenty of things were not meant to be used as something, doesn't mean they cant be used as it.
It's okay to firebomb civilians if you drop leaflets first though.
You can murder civilians in a variety of ways as long as you drop leaflets first.
To quote the movie "Top Secret".
- "He won't break. We have tried everything. Do you want me to bring out the Leroy Neiman paintings?"
- "No. We cannot risk violating the Geneva convention."
"We surrender!" Says the the unarmed british soldier. Valefisk: "Send in the napalm boys it's getting out of hand"
List of accused war crimes in order of chronological accusation.
1: Usage of incendiary munitions on infantry: False, the Geneva conventions does not disallow the usage of incendiary munitions on valid military targets so long as civilians and protected assets are not in it's range.
2: Mass bombardment with artillery: False, once again, so long as it's a valid military target and civilians are not in danger, artillery may be used in any quanity.
3: Intentionally targeting medical centers: True, medical areas as designated by the red cross are protected by the geneva conventions and targetting them is a war crime.
While late, by 4 years, technically targeting the medical centers in not in violation of the geneva convention due to the large possibility of you and the enemy using it to either hide able-bodied combatants or keeping it so near other valid military targets that you are using it as a shield.
If you choose Defense for your level three, infantry dodges 10% of all in coming fire. I've seen squads Matrix their way around snipers.
Ahahahahhahaahahahhhahahahahahahaahahah ahahahhaha
That sounds amazing.
"Cant break conventions if you dont sign them"
Edgy Proverb
Soviet union
@@larkalfen9510 Also the US regarding the use of white phosphorus and cluster ammunitions
The conventions are trash. Nations can break them at will as long as global finance and media approve of the violence and cover it up. Drone strikes on civilians are completely acceptable it seems. Israel murders pregnant women all the time at their border. France is routinely gassing its own citizens and the international community says nothing.
Goober Magoob France is gassing their own citizens what the fuck do you mean?
@@Vegito_Fanpage they're using tear gas in protests. I'm honestly not sure if that against the convention. But it's quite morally strange.
9:10 Valefisk accidentally discovers the creeping barrage tactic while trying to kill his own soldiers.
This is why he wasn't allowed to be a general in WWI
Panzer elite. Born to compete. Never retreat.
*Ghost Division*
i see, you are a man of culture as well..
Living or dead. Fed by your dread.
Always ahead. *Ghost Division*
*5 years later*
PRIMO VICTORIA
You can't break the Geneva convention, when you destroy Geneva
*It's nuke time *
*Switzerland sweats porfusle
FIREBOMB GENEVA NOW
You cant break the geneva convention if you break geneva and burn the convention
- Nice baby, what are you naming him?
- Valefisk
- Interesting name, why'd you pick it?
- We want him to grow up to be a self-deprecating youtuber. Also, we have no shame.
@@welshieranger4697 much appreciated :D
Considering by description of his father he was born between WW1 and WW2, thats an impressive amount of predicting the future
@@Brent-jj6qi his “father” was a ww1 vet who killed Hitler. His father was Hitler
*laughs in SS*
Hospital? More like...
*Practice target*
Oh Mr Oskar would be proud
Practice target indeed
When people question the Hotchkiss:
"She may be French but her cannon packs more punch than your pistol..."
“Rules are meant to be broken”
War lord Valefisk
The fuhrer Adolf Valefisk
Vale: The funkwagen has a very special ability
Me: He's going to steal resources?
Vale:*Drops goliath*
Me: oh.
Happy 100th armistice/veterans day!
Do you mean *Remembrance day?*
Do you mean 100th anniversary of Polish independence?
@Mirogod fucking fascist
@@FlyGirl774 but it's the same thing...
@@mrbork7218 *ThATs thE JokE!*
The actual Wehrmacht followed the Geneva convention more than you.
On the eastern front even. Jesus, so many warcrimes.
Chuckles in SS
Chuckles in Gestapo
Chuckles in SA
@@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120 Chuckles in NKVD.
Was it intentional to upload a video about war crimes on the 100th anniversary of the WW1 armistice?
You mean the World War Half-Time Show?
@@drakarna8271 Where Germany forgets how to Germany and the world economy goes to the shitter? THAT'S THE BEST PART!
They weren't crimes then
@Soviet Melon your sacrifice was in vain
vtec just kicked in yo
Nerf shotties.
Valefisk:
"Where are those enemy units"
Valefisk:
"Ah I see you've built another hospital"
The Geneva Convention is more like an optional list, you pick and choose the best bits and ignore the rest.
I feel like releasing a video about breaking the Geneva Convention goes pretty well with the end of the best Geneva Convention breaking simulator of the 1910's
Breaking the geneva conventions is the bread and butter of multiplayer.
Look if we can't commit war crimes on the real battlefield we'll commit them on the digital one
0:44 That pronunciation was actually flawless
“In WW2 he managed to kill hitler.” Haha nice joke- *wait a minute*
War Crimes and Vale go like pb and j.
Superis Closer to a gas canister and the ww1 trenchline
War crimes and vale go together like hallow and cost.
You know, all you'd have to do to break it is put the Red Cross in the game. That's LEGIT against the Geneva Convention. So be more specific! I want a break down of your war crimes!
If you win it’s not a war crime look at Hiroshima
@@nathanlangwell1095 or dresden
@@nathanlangwell1095 Incorrect actually, it was considered a war crime by the Japanese government but the treaty of San Francisco had already been signed. Preventing it from being acknowledged IIRC.
@@noahwatt1269 dresden was not a war crime, that is a misconception based on misinformation
@@NMahon Of course not
You should play the Eastern Front mod. Makes war crimes even more enjoyable.
Nothing more satisfying than two Flak 88s, intersecting fields of six MG-42s and a mortar with dozens of Russians funneling in
@@chrisd2051 Also, with the Elite Troops doctrine of the Ostheer, you can combine Stuka Halftracks, Nebelwerfers, Hummels, LelGs and Panzerwerfers to commit MOAR DAKKA
They're more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules...
-Captain Barbarossa- Valefisk
Technically, the Geneva convention didn’t exist back then, but now we know why it does....
Yes it did? It existed before WW1 but everyone just ignored it.
morrocoball takeover it wasn’t “The Geneva Convention”, and it didn’t ban as many methods of war as many of those banned by the Geneva Convention weren’t invented back then.
@@suirahplanogemo3407 How to ignore the Geneva Convention:
-Step 1: invent new war crimes.
The Geneva Convention existed since 1864. Yes, there have been many more additions and modifications to it but it still existed since then.
It was made in the Victorian era, everybody just ignored it.
You won the game after you destroyed the last MG-nest. Look at 15:00 right at the corner of the minimap. I think your marder 3 did it.
Also you didn't meme hard enough with the panzerelite. My tipp: order 3 hummels on any map and then destroy them yourself. After that order another 3 and destroy them aswell. Do not destroy/run over the wrecks! After you have enough wrecks of hummels get the Bergetiger. I think you already get what i am saying here eh? After you have enough hummels(-wrecks) you should be able to recreate the moon.
Love your vids and hope to see another one soon!
That strategy is meant for a game over an hour long... it's definitely worth the wait
I mean his disregard of grouping units together just makes him feel like a dummy. That and his total lack of overview. Geez.
Hey, I heard about your dad, I really look up the guy, he did so much for us in both world wars. Sad thing he had to die so close to the end though. Hopefully you'll be able to continue his legacy.
Medic: tries to help his dying allies
Vale: Cowabunga it is
Theres no such things as war crimes if you’re the winner
b0b until the league of nations was established
crunchy toast Did it really do anything though?
@@notsocrates5979 No. Even the UN is of questionable effectiveness.
There´s no crime if you do not get caught
Io the UN has had little to no effectiveness
Who needs silly pieces of paper, that tell you what to do and what not to do, anyway.
You officially broke the Geneva convention when you blew up a hospital
7:40 Legion at the first battle of Hoover dam
Oh my god, the world rangers too, while on a dam... perfect c:
Switzerland?
I think you mean Southwestern Germany.
*ANSCHLUSS INTENSIFIES*
They're the same culture so they must want to live under a fascist dictatorship!
Eastern Europe? I think you mean *LEBENSRAUM*
I think you mean *EXPANSION FOR RESSOURCES*
Switzerland? I think you mean SWEDEN.
Vale "upload video about war crimes on armistice day" fisk.
0:07 Wait a minute......
Vale: launches war crime
Game: +5 exp
11:17 that tire kill
holy shit man I never even saw that haha
Top ten anime deaths
A detail so tiny yet so satisfying
Hartkorcraft
*THUMP*
Hartkorcraft Heinrich were going home *gets hit* fecks sake Wilhelm
*Repeatedly breaking the Geneva convention*
OH ÝÝÝÈÈÈÈÈÈÁÁÁÁÁH
0:47 "which I knowingly mispronounce as 'the Scheldt'"
->
pronounces it correctly...
10:49 Erwin Rommel when noticed Normandy invasion 1944 Colorize
anything: exist
mortar: "it´s free reeal estate!"
“It’s not my fault war crimes are so effective”
Valefisk 2018
you know its only now after coming back to this video 2 years later that i understand the opening bit about your grandfather
The hotchkisses were there because the German forces used a lot of foreign tanks they could conquer/confiscate in Poland for example one of the best tanks used was a Czech one the pz 38t
Finally! Another CoH video!
Thanks, I needed this
EDIT: Gotta play Murica and Wehraboos
EDIT2: Proud of you, son
are you valefisk's dad?
@@xxCreeperPLxx N-no...
*rants over **-Steiner-** Valefisk revealing my identity*
@@ScurvyBoi did they accept you in art school
@@T--madefromstalinium Wow, well this is an old comment, I guess the joke doesn't really work now huh?
@@ScurvyBoi i dont know what your talking about,so i guess they didn’t accept you in art school.also ummmm valefisk’s dad when did you shoot hitler
Tank Destroyer Tactics is the biggest meme
Half Track, two Tank Busters, and double AT efforts.
Seeing someone still playing and uploading this game automatically made me want to subscribe, I love this game to death! :D
The MG Nests also count in annihilation, you have to destroy every single structure. Many online matches where I was losing so I sent my HQ truck to hide directly behind the enemy's HQ building just because they literally can't see behind the building unless they pan the camera. So if you distract them enough, they'll only find it upon retreating.
Your artillery meme power is growing. Next: British artillery corps on the right island of Hochwald Gap...
Actually at this time period all of this is legal, except for the blowing up hospitals part.
I didn't think you did anything wrong until you knowingly bombed a hospital and realized i should've called the cops a long time ago
Why did Germany lost: they didn't ask for more Hummel's
>Uploads war crime meme vid on 100 year anniversary of WW1 ending
Kek
Oh hell yes ;d
Not but really your content lately's been absolutely awesome and i hope you're having as much fun making it as i do watching it unfold.
What’s better than dropping artillery on a hospital. Dropping incendiary artillery on a hospital.
I think the proper way to pronounce "front line hospital" is weapons stockpile.
Complains about not having won yet
"Wait why? Why did I win!?"
10/10
Schelt on multiplayer vs real players is pure and total fun!
The amount of times you say “fuck me” is impressive
That opening joke is the cleverest I have seen in a long time.
holy sht i didn't know your dad was Hitler im a big fan
God! I loved Panzer Elite! Heavy infantry spam never felt so *good!*
you artillery and tank spam, with the bergetiger you never take losses.
The Geneva Conventions is pretty much the equivalent of the dude at Laser Tag telling everyone at the start “no running, no screaming, no diving”
The mobile British base is made of the finest plot armor in all the land.
Valefisk perfectly pronounced "The Scheldt" imo. Am I missing the joke?
Been out for just under an hour and its unlisted. Rip.
"I was expecting those guys to die, but they actually succeeded in their mission" - Every single general during WW2
"It's not my fault war crimes are so effective."
Who needs hospitals amiright
Not injured people, that's for sure!
Injured people? You mean *ENEMY COMBATANTS TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO FIGHT* ?
had to like off the bat for that premium hitler joke
ryan winborne it took me a moment but was very well done
"Repeatedly Breaking the Geneva Convention"...
_There are no words to describe how good that sentence is._
How to get drunk: take a shot everytime Vale says “Fuck me”
Valefisk putting the SS to shame...
Is this artillery only?
Have you tried the Infinite Hummel Tactic?
You Kill off your Hummels in a corner, but you dont break their wrecks and make sure you get a burger tiger or 2 before you do it. Then Call as many Hummels as you want(There’s a limit of 3 but) that’s where you have infantry throw their AT Grenades next to them. Once again dont break the wrecks then once you have what you want, get the burger tiger to recover them. Then just rinse and repeat. At one point i had about 24 Hummels going over the pop Cap by like...10 times or something..
“And he even managed to kill hitler” had me laughing
Geneva Convetion? What game do you think you are?
Your daddy may have served in WWI and even killed hitler, BUT my pappy...
Read more
Lead glorious REVOLUTION in mother Russia
Drinking game: take a shot every time he says “fuck me”
My grandpa told me that when he was a wee lad, his dad (my great grandpa) went to Berlin during the war and kicked hitler in the arse.
As a CoH2 veteran (2000+ hours) I beg you to play CoH2,because of the amount of commanders there are,CoH2 is easier to meme,I tell ya.
CoH2>CoH1
Change my mind
They're all just not as good as CoH Doctrines, and the damage models are all over the place with CoH2
@@majormajorasic What do you mean, "all over the place"?
@@user-hm5kv7xe9t Wildy inconsistent
@@majormajorasic Well I guess that because there were only 3 Doctrines Lelic had the time to polish every detail in them, but CoH2 gives more variety to the same units with new tactics or new tactics to the same units, just there're so many your eyes start rolling around(BRITS,*COUGH*), for example, as for the Soviets only I have around 11 different slots while only 2 of them are inactive(memes), I can't say anything about that for CoH2, it's just looking in the box only.
About the "Wildly inconsistent" damage I can say only that it's quite the same to CoH1, except infantry doesn't run on the entire map just to get shot so only 2-3 soldiers survive to do stuff, do you know, why I love CoH1's British Rifle Sections? Because they don't move like that, they're mostly together, so I handle them better.
The complete disregards of artificial lives (would probably be the same with actual lives) and actually enjoying committing war crimes are the main reasons I subbed to you. Never change Vale.
Geneva convention? What's that? Can I smoke it? 😆- Valefisk after defeating the British
You built the vampire and then never used it, it's the ultimate meme vehicle, you park it in enemy territory, set it up, and it goes invisible and siphons those resources to you, so your enemy thinks they still hold the point but you get most of the resources from it.
Tank destroyer tactics, double bazookas, two bazooka squads in a halftrack, and you get yourself a vehicle that kills any other vehicle very quickly.
The British when a command truck is destroyed: there is another
No-one:
Everyone:
Valefisk: ITS TIME FOR A WAR CRIME!
I can see all the 11 Charlie’s laughing with glee from all those Incendiary mortars
Valefisk:my dad fought in both world wars and killed hitler
Hitler:killed himself
Everybody:concerned
Searching up "I violated the Geneva Conventions" gets me this video as first result
Valefisk's father:
Fought in WW1 and WW2
Managed to kill Hitler.
Hitler killed himself
Hitler fought in WW1
Coincidence?
*I THINK NOT*
Panzer Elites: You call this a heavily fortified position, we call this a difficulty tweak.