Poland and Canada's Geneva Checklist - US and UK Response
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"All right Canada, what have you learned from the Geneva Conventions?"
"Leave no witnesses."
💯 agree
Damn straight. That's how we lost the Airborne Regiment. 💀
As a Canadian, what I've learned . . .
Be more creative? I mean, no one likes a repeat.
@@ohurley11 We should bring the regiment back.
@@TheNightlessFall When the Airborne Regiment was disbanded the members went back to their respective Regiments - RCR, PPCLI, R 22nd R (Vandoos) - which formed their own jump companies. The Airborne Regiment may be gone, but Canada still has paratroopers.
As a Canadian, I should inform you to us it’s not a checklist. It’s a list of accomplishments.
As Polish I will just add that Russia didn't sign the list...
It’s all fun and games until you guys stop saying sorry. 😂
Conventions, ohhhhhhh, I thought you said suggestions 😂
they want to check what were the things they've missed earlier.
and we will look for new ones to add.
Don't worry guys, Canada will bring our geese. We can blame everything on them. It's a flawless plan, eh?
"i have no idea how those geese go there feet on weaponized smallpox. it's a complete mystery." foolproof.
And if we get hungry we can eat it.
Yes our natural weapons from our home and native land
The geese 🪿 do not abide by the laws of man. I currently live in the south eastern United States and they STOP TRAFFIC !!!! They slowly cross the street and we all just wait patiently.
@@dippst They don't need to be diseased. Canada geese (cobra chickens to most) are terrors.
If it isn't on the list, it isn't illegal... yet.
Time to get creative
Modern conflicts require modern solutions…
It's not a war crime the first time
Where do we stand on laser rifles?
Well they do have those really strong green lasers... could give those to infantry to point at any enemy aircraft...
“But if we don’t commit the horrors of war upon our enemies how will they ever learn that fighting us is not the play in the future?” - Canada and Poland
well for Canada that was called Peacekeepers and Shocktroopers you'd not be surprised by how one equals the other.... or how often those things make the geneva checklist
It started with cans of food, paused at sewing machine.
By the way Canada is going now, the checklist might need some updating soon.
The rest of the world: "this is the geneva convention."
Canada: "this list is incomplete, we will help by expanding it."
America was obviously on board with that idea considering all the crap they have been making since then.
As a Mexican I thought only we had a dark history
@@josem588 what until you find out how the Irish are.
Canada and Poland are like the poster childs of "It's not a war crime the first time."
Yeah as opposed to Britain in America. 🙄
@@LLandS18 who let you eat glue again?
@@Wicked_Knight Oh yes, denial. America's war on terrorism was one big breaking of the Geneva conference. Let's not forget the Vietnam war, the Korean war, the occupation of the Philippines. The war the Brits had with the Indians to leave the Commonwealth one big breaking of the Geneva conference. Just because you have the memory of a guppy and you're so selective on what you remember and what you don't doesn't mean the rest of us are. At least Canada and Poland have own what they've done. They've gotten better, not perfect. No one is. But it's foolish to think that Americans or some sort of saints in the world.
@@Wicked_Knight Also, quite recently you had a trial because an entire group of Navy seals admit it to the fact that they nursed to death by doing unnecessary, inappropriate and medically unfit procedures on a handcuffed 16-year-old boy. Who maybe was or wasn't an isis fighter. And when other people tried to bring them up on a criminal war offense, you all screamed about millennials. That happened when Trump was in charge. It's like you don't even know your own history.
@@LLandS18 congratulations you fell for the propaganda! Good job!
If they didn't want us to finish it they wouldn't have made it a list
I'm fuckin dying xD
😂
We intend to help by *expanding it*
Im from Poland and I have never heard anyone using "Geneva checklist" term, but a lot of military people here are using therm "Ottawa sugestion" so there is something like that ;)
What's a couple of mines between friends after all
Yes, you don't have to worry about it applying to Russians. 😂
Do they actually call it that?
If so that's hilarious
@@AHHHHHHHH550
I think it has to do with the Canadians having committed war crimes.
@@bobfg3130committed? We used the Germans in 2 world wars to invent a whoooole lot of them in response to Germany starting the war crimes championships challenge with us twice. We won.
Poland and Canada hand back the Geneva Checklist.
'Thank you for making us read this. It gave us so much perspective...and so many opportunities.'
I laughed and cringed at the same time.(more laugh)
'yeah half the stuff we thought up aren't on there yet, but give us time and it will'
Canadian officer: "Is it on the Checklist?"
Canadian NCO: "No, Captain."
Canadian officer: "Do it."
Geneva Officials: "F%&@!!!... alright... add that to the conventions and send the Canadians an update..."
@@m.jasondoty9062 SORRY SIR the lines are down the CANADIANS never got the updates in time ..Oh well make sure they get them in time for the next war.lol
The Geneva suggestions
🇺🇲: "Ok Canada, repeat after us"
🇨🇦: "Ok"
🇺🇲: "Don't"
🇨🇦: "Don't"
🇬🇧: "Commit"
🇨🇦: "Commit"
🇺🇲: "War"
🇨🇦: "War"
🇬🇧: "Crimes"
🇨🇦: "Crimes"
🇺🇲; "Don't commit war crimes"
🇨🇦: "Don't leave any survivors"
🇬🇧: "AH, BLOODY HELL!"
🇺🇲: "GODDAMNIT CANADA!"
🇵🇱: **Thumbs up to Canada**
🇨🇦: **Givea thumbs up back to Poland**
Mexico: *panics in tequila*
Canada listening to this is like you listening to the safety brief you yourself caused.
Lol pretty little boats... Well it's true! DON'T TOUCH THE BOATS!
Were aware, we get to look at all the shiny boats every time you invade our pool to flex at the Russians
@@dylanburns7253 Just remember Japan touched our boats and we made them live up to the title, "land of the rising sun", twice.
And also, we can't forget the "proportional" response to Iran attacking one of our boats in (I believe) the 80s.
@@patrickevans9604 USS Liberty though?
@@JBrix86 what about the uss liberty?
The Geneva Bingo Card!😅
LMAO
Oh we only needed one row for bingo? oh sorry I already filled out the card
"It's not a funny joke..." Proceeds to be the funniest thing I've heard all day.
Decorate a couple of forests with body parts and all the sudden Geneva wants to make suggestions...
Love this series of Poland and Canada just being rogue agents in war. 🤣
Canada / Poland: All right. Enough f'ng around. We've got $#!t to do. Let's get this over with...
Everyone else: 😳
See, if it's not on the checklist, then it's fine.
Esp when no one survives to report it.
We just like to feel connected to our history - Canada❤
Why take a prisoner…. That’s a lot of work for people pushing the attack forward shouldn’t need to be bothered by eh! ~ some WW1 era Canadian quite literally
Also, "you just shot half the guys I grew up playing hockey with in the head, and now you think you're gonna throw up your hands and yell kamerad? give er, lads"
U.S. marines stopped taking Japanese prisoners in WW2 because the Japanese soldiers just grenaded themselves along with our troops so.... they all got bullets.
Also literally "no prisoners. They will just eat your rations."
No prisoners! FOR THE FALLENNNN!
Like many of my fellow Canadians, I to have memorized the Geneva checklist in no particular order for no particular reason! Oh (boy) Canada!!!!
"Don't you worry your pretty little boats." 😂😂
Yall go through what my Polish ancestors did. You'll realise that the Geneva suggestions are like monopoly rules. Different for every game
Most of war crimes Poland did was pre-Geneva shit. Like fucking up Ukraine between 1600 and 1920.
Canada/Poland is an unexpected friendship I didn't know I needed. US/UK brothership is, of course, always enjoyable. The rest of the world in these shorts are also 🔥. On the lookout for more informative world news via this guys shorts 👀.
I'm okay with that, lets get creative Poland ^^.
Just so you know Russia didn't sign it.
If they don't want to play by the rules I don't see why we should.
still haven't found out: what did poland do?
Hey the poles were in the canadian army in Normandy, just saying we go back
Trump 2024
As an Australian, I'm surprised you haven't done one about the ASAS yet and how "civil" they are
you lost a war to some chickens. that takes precedence over some war crimes. :)
@@thecursed01at least the birds we lost to, were big. China lost to sparrows and actually had a death toll. Australia had a guy fall of a rolls Royce with a machine gun on it…. Stop making fun it makes me feel bad about myself!!
@@troystaunton254 if that makes you feel bad...wanna switch? I'm german XD
Half German, half American.
to be fair those Birds had a mean streak a mile wide!@@troystaunton254
As a Canadian I fully support this sentiment. “When the sorry stops the war crimes start”. (Thanks HLC)
As a Canadian this joke is hilarious. Also if I’m getting conscripted in the future me and my pals are living up to those textbooks. Canada hasn’t lost a war yet and we fought America once.
Ok ok let’s calm down just a bit there bud, we don’t need our hat bringing up any irrelevant history
Canada NEVER used conscription…didn’t need to.
@@hunterreeves6525 "irrelevant" typical of an American to act like it doesn't matter, you're just afraid.
@@hunterreeves6525not to brag, but we're 6 for 6 since 1900, eh? You guys are maybe batting 6 for 8 in that time, and were late to 2 of them.
@@SBel65 oh yes we did...it was not especially popular or successful..but it was done,in both world wars...they called conscripts zombies in ww2...as they didn't choose to fight and were not "motivated" in the same way the volunteers were...the way things are going for the caf these days- I'm honestly surprised no one has brought up compulsory service as a way out of the manpower crisis...
The Geneva Convention could've been alot shorter if they wrote "Please don't leave the Canadians unsupervised"
Canada: I see the Geneva Conventions, but In these modern times we must adapt and I now call it " -Steam- Geneva Achievements"
And I'm going for all the hidden ones.
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Canada is the highest ranking player and Gabe UN is fucking scared of Canada
"hidden ones" is hilarious
NATO= Geneva Conventions
Canada= To-Do list
Poland= geneva bingo
Ok so NATO = Geneva Conventions ... and they expect Canada to go along with them,how STUPID ARE you all talking about kicking Canada out of NATO cause we're not meeting the 2% of the budget for NATO?TALK about break glass in case of an emergency..... Canada to Poland.come on brother we have work to do.lol
No, sorry eh ..
It's an incomplete list of accomplishments , people keep surrendering before we are finished.
"Canadian, you were my colony once, and I was there when you did it the first time. You are not allowed to do that again."
I like to think that while the US fought a bloody war for its independence, Britain just looked at what Canada did in world war one and decided that us just asking nicely was enough.
@@BlackEpyon Diplomacy XD
@@slowjamsliver7006 And war crimes.
@BlackEpyon thanks for reminding me, it's always a fun day when I get to recall, that not only were the canadians one of the 1st to experience gas attacks in ww1, but by the end of it, they used more than anybody else, with one artillery officer at one point stating, "we would have gassed the whole country if we could have"
@@slowjamsliver7006Gunboat diplomacy doesn't work if you don't terrify the enemy.
We need the checklist so that we know what we have done and how to get creative.
Less of a checklist, more of a greatest hits.
I didn’t think I could say this but I love you just as much as habitual linecrosser! Keep em coming!
Gotta look at the Geneva notes and copy the Geneva homework.
Remember, in war it's never illegal the *first* time you do it.
Or the third, if you're Canada.
The US follows the Geneva convention, Until someone messes with our boats
Then it becomes the Geneva suggestions
as a fellow canadian
BRING US THE CHECKLIST!!
shouldn't you be busy arresting ppl who dare to doubt your führer trudeau?
We need it for our pre-game brainstorming session
@@StarboyXL9 "Right, how many men do we need for the grenade hot potato?"
@@Adriel_HD I'd say five, but certainly no less than 4. Three is just awkward.
So which military unit will Canada have to disband due to warcrimes this time guys?
....place your bets, place your bets.......
Remember kids, it's never a war crime the first time.
And if it isn't the first time, it just means you need to find the loop holes!
Convention?? My officer in the Canadian armed forces called that the modus operandi
And people tbink we are all so sweet and kind…
No. We are fully aware that when the "sory's" stop, the war crimes start.
You lot just think we think you are kind. Unless of course, we just think you think that we think that. In which case, you already know we know. So you know that we know you know. Ya know?
"just spray em with toothpaste" lol
As a Canadian, I say US and Britain need to relax, we got a list and we are going over it twice 🙂↕️🙂↕️ just to make sure we remember the good times 🙂↕️🙂↕️
I can see Canada & Poland being the best of friends
Haha started laughing as soon as they said Geneva checklist
As a Pole, can someone explain me what this means? did they forget to teach me something important?
As a Canadian... not only do we learn about our warcrimes... but we build museums to them... so future generations can see something to aspire to :)
I am proud of our reputation and traditions in war. As equally proud of them as I am proud of our reputation in peace.
we use some variation of a saying to describe it
"In Peace, We're Sorry. In War, You're Sorry."
Probably Polish-Bolshevik war? I'm confused either.
No no you know everything you need to and if you need ideas ask Canada they will be doing the same
You'll have to do the research to get all the info. The short version is Canada did so much killing in WWI that the Geneva convention had to be created*. Throwing tins of food over to the Germans, then following up with grenades.
Weirdly it's not something I remember learning about in school.
*it's sort of a joke sort of not.
For the polish I have no idea.
@@meganheartswell I think that's legitimate and great way to kill off enemies? Why tf was it banned
We in canada invented most of the list....
As a Canadian, please get us the list...we've learned....from one of yours. He said, "It's not a war crime the first time".... list please....
Any Geneva Convention talk only reminds me of how the U.S. Army only phased out flamethrowers as recent as 1978 and the GC only outlawed them in 1980.
Russia didn't sign the checklist.
It's quite self explenatory
They have signed almost as much of it as America, just different parts.
Did China?
@@flemmingpedersen567 I mean, land mines and cluster munitions are fun to play with.
I'm not sure either America nor the UK have any moral high ground when it comes to war crimes.
The Geneva To-Do list.
Canada actually needs one🤣🤣🤣
I'm from Canada and I approve of this message
"it's not a to do list, we're checking to see if the things we have planned are on here yet"
Spray us with toothpaste, pretty sure that's chemical weapons 😂
sorry
Canadians: Hey, check the list. Are we allowed to do this?
Also Canadians: Bad news, eh. Its already been checked.....
Also Also Canadians: "I'll fuckin' do it again, eh."
@Blue2x2x when you lose, they call it a tribunal. When you win, they call it a convention. Either way the moral of the story is: if they would stop playing fuck around and find out with us everyone would be a lot happier.
So the Geneva suggestions are now a checklist well that makes things easier
I'm out of loop. Why is Poland talking about Geneva Tips and Tricks?
Seriously what did Poland do??? 😅
I'm also curious... as a Pole, we only want Article 5 😈
@@OZU363 cicho bo sie wyda 🤫😁😁
@@PoisonFart 😄😄
@@OZU363 As a Canadian, i too want article 5
Something in Afghanistan.. RUclips hates when you link to your sources clearly so I'd suggest try looking up "polish war crimes in Afghanistan" to find the info ..
so... is talking to the US about offering healthcare now on the geneva checklist?
“Todo list” 😂😂 they sound like a stellaris player I would know I am one but instead of s checklist we call it the Geneva suggestion
I always laugh to myself, when people say "Oh, Canadians are so polite and nice" Yes we actually are, extremely nice. We're also that friend, when we get a call of distress at 2am from someone in trouble, we have the car already started, and the shovel in the trunk. Sorry, not sorry 😂
Achievement unlocked
"Discovered new war crime"
As a Canadian I'm offended.
Why did no one give us the checklist?
The same reason you dont need to give an author their own book
0:57 "That's not a funny joke, coming from y'all!"
Brits repelled by toothpaste is just brilliant!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Script note: Nobody from the UK would ever say “you all” or “ya’ll.” They would say “all of you.”
the forbidden bucket list
My friend ‘Kanada’ sent this to the group chat
rermember: it's not a warcrime (yet) the first time somebody do it
Geneva bucket challenge list! 😌
"don't you worry your pretty little boats, US" XD
Geneva Bingo. What will be the free space?
FREE SPACE: Canada makes the rest of the world add something else to the Geneva Checklist
ITS THE GENEVA CHECK LIST
Also in Canada we call it the Geneva suggestions
Finaly found out what the infamous check-list is 😂
When the sorries stop the war crimes start. 🇨🇦
UK: This is not funny. I have read a history book.
It should be: "This is not funny. I have written many history books."
I love the Geneva checklist gag 😂
Canada: if I did it before it was signed, it doesn’t count
"Hey Poland, let me see that checklist. You ever heard of a game called bingo?"
- Florida Man
Canada: we just need to make sure we don't repeat ourselves... the next conflict may see more added
"Spray them with toothpaste". That is my favorite fraise from this channel other than, "don't touch my boats".
What did Poland do?
What did Poland do with the Geneva to-do list? One war, after its approval, in which Poland took part, consisted of checking all points on the Poles, not by Poles.
As a Canadian I find this utterly hilarious and yes I know what my country did in WW1 and it’s still funny.
What’s also funny is that my 87yrs old gramma refuses to believe Canada had that reputation in ww1 she’s convinced this didn’t happen as she was never taught about it in school. She’s convinced Canadas been nothing but Peace keepers through everything. lol
My grandma (we're also Canadian) used to day the opposite. She said "Dad didn't make it home by playing nice"
I’ll be honest with you. I knew we had a reputation for heroics but I was completely unaware of our reputation for being bastards until I stumbled upon an article in the National Post.
@@Mr_T_Badger my kid brother is a huge war time history nerd so he’s the one that keeps reminding me of our history.
I also had a maternal great uncle who fought in the Korean War and spent some time in Japan on one side and on the other side, step family, I have a great grandfather who was a part of the Dutch underground and smuggled my gramma and aunts and uncle out of Holland to Canada where they all found each other again after the wars.
We Canadians call it the Geneva suggestions I'm kidding tho I think
You're absolutely nuts--I like that!s I've noticed that you seem to be under the impression that "military" = "army"...squids and jarheads would disagree. Anyway, I think you have a very good grasp of what's going on in the world, and the humor you wring from it is delightful.
Well, given our national sport at times includes players whose only purpose is to break the rules by viciously thumping on members of the other team (aka 'tough guy', 'thug', 'Dave Brown'...).
Meanwhile the other guys only do that some of the time (and refraining from doing so is rare enough there's a trophy for it - but it's called the "Lady Byng" and I think some guys found the idea of winning it potentially emasculating).
And now Canadian women have made clear they're quite willing to play hockey to the max as well...
I'm not sure the evidence against the stereotype portrayed in this video would hold up in any court...
Or psychological evaluation.
Funny, but you missed a joke. It's a checklist so they don't repeat the same ones. Just invent new ones to be added.
Here in Canada, we have a saying. 'It ain't a war crime, if it's the first time.' We will expand the Geneva conventions list. Lol jk. Our PM has evaporated this country's backbone. Poland might be on their own now 😢.
Is it still a war crime if no ones left to report it ? 😂
This plays rent free in my head A LOT!
Poland and Canada trying to 100% of achievements
That checklist was made to control the aggression of kind people
Alternative proposal "the geneva bingo board"
as a canadian , i can confirm its a checklist , and its like a game of uno , you only win once you all checked them !
We cry for war 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 the kindness and the stories are just thinly veiled criticisms
And each statment of the Geneva checklist starts with the words "do not do"