"... going through the entirety of the female single market in Europe..." I mean, I'm sure that *wasn't* what the European leaders envisioned when they made the European single market...
There is something fitting about Vale using "Tip of the Spear" from the Halo: Reach soundtrack at the end of this video. ISP's Dad was certainly using the tip of his spear.
The answer to your question is Yes. I have seen him more than a hundred times in our courts. The only reason he gets off the hook is that he bribes me, the Scottish representative, with copious amounts of alcohol.
@@Jack-iv1ed meanwhile, some guy from canada just flew into an airport in Kazakhstan and immediately got jumped for not being related to the great khan.
Innocent youtuber makes a video RUclips:DEMONTIZED!! Valefisk makes a video about dropping napalm, shooting with heavy tanks and other frontline weaponry at Hong Kong protesters. RUclips: I pretend I didn't see that...
Fun fact: pharaoh ramses II, aka ozymandias, was isp's dad in real life. He had around 200 kids, most of which illegitimate, and died at the ripe old age of about 95, which for ancient world standards is a fucking baller move (hell, even nowadays 95 is seen as pretty much more than you could realistically hope for). So yeah, weirdly enough this whole episode does have a historical precedent.
I did an achievement run like 5 months ago, and at the last generations all I did was spread my seed. Managed to get almost 40 children with one lad, that was fun. I was planning on doing a hausberg game, no wars just breed to win next.
"Let me talk without giving birth, goddamn it!" Ah, yes. Of course. Edit: Also a very cool quote is "I didn't wanna own Italy, this just kinda happened on it's own."
As someone who lives in the Czech Republic (Bohemia + Moravia + Silesia) I can confirm that this is basically how it works here. Come join our *mating cult* any time!
Him after three years is like zap branagan in futurism in the Amazon episode, just “please I need rest, my spirit is willing but my flesh is spongey and bruised”
You can easily change the concubine/wife size easily in the files, there is even a mod that does it for you. I currently have a game with over 100 wives.
I haven't talked to my dad in 15 year, It's good to see he's doing well.
Me too.
When I last saw him, he said that he's buying milk
Hey son
@@nilsneier5558 daddy?
hes just gone to get beer
“Let’s focus on any woman with a pulse” *next video* “We need to EXPAND our horizons, any woman, dead or alive.”
You're to close minded... that tree stump looks pretty thicc.
"alright necrophilia wasent enough, lets get that fanfic magic and get the men pregnant
@@seelcudoom1
And have them give birth out of their dicks!
Yes, I did that just to see men suffer.
Ива́н Васи́льевич not only the men but the women and children too
Zoophilia is not enough! You need Protogent!
he's reached the point where he is so fertile he reproduces by spore cloud
So basically the way fish do it but airborne
@@eracer166 When a remotely alive female is in the general area he releases a massive white cloud
He is an Ork now.
@@XenosImplyer He is Ork+
HEZ DA REEL ORK BOSS DA GREATEST BOSS EVA.
A Chance for Slavomir, Captain of Gondor, to Show his Quality
And his
Dk
Valefisk can u bring communism in cruseider kings I wanna se a gulag in medieval time
You still make videos? I thought this was a dead channel so I unsubbed.
I had a high chief of Poland have a son named Drogomir, he became the first wendish emperor
great vid but your voice kind of sounds muffled like it's coming from some distance away.
Can you imagine how much one must drink when they have 10 children and 20 lovers but their alcohol abuse is what they are known for
anything to ease the constant post-nut pain
@@bathshebahubber614 those are some TF2 demoman levels of drinking. And he replaced his guts with a booze factory to stay permanently drunk!
@@isaacmayer-splain8974 he did? God I love tf2
"Why would I want to make the horse immortal?"
Makes the horse immortal.
Why would you not make the horse immortal?
An immortal steed, for the immortal lord!
"... going through the entirety of the female single market in Europe..."
I mean, I'm sure that *wasn't* what the European leaders envisioned when they made the European single market...
...but it's a nice byproduct nevertheless!
"any woman with a pulse"
this is discrimination towards dead women!
well, who said he didnt try?
Only women? How about female being?
Necrophilia is easy!
Genghis khan: finally a worthy opponent!
OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
Anything fleshy: ono
@@spencerhamilton2557
Fleshly?
Nah, lust Argonian maid 2 electric boogaloo!
@The Nova renaissance What about Solumen. It was said in the Bible that he had over a 1000 Wives and Concubines. :3
He mounted everything that moved tho
''Taking any line from this video out of context is gonna sound horrible''
-Valefisk 2020
Specially this one tbqh
I watched the entire video (my gosh, I watched the entire video?!) in context and the quotes still sound horrible xD
I can't believe he fucking said that my god what a horrible person
Ew, god, what a weirdo.
"Hey babe, just so you know, I invited a few friends to come over. I hope you don't mind."
* 1,126 single women show up *
There is something fitting about Vale using "Tip of the Spear" from the Halo: Reach soundtrack at the end of this video. ISP's Dad was certainly using the tip of his spear.
My man single handedly caused a population spike
Single duckedly?
"Fuck it we're making the horse immortal" and it was at that point I lost my shit.
"Let me talk without giving birth!"
-Valefisk 2020
Imagine fucking your way into owning Italy.
Is every single time Vale leaves for weeks just another trip to the Hague for warcrime trials?
I have been liked by Vale my life is now complete. Time to commit tax fraud and end this life off on a high note
The answer to your question is Yes. I have seen him more than a hundred times in our courts. The only reason he gets off the hook is that he bribes me, the Scottish representative, with copious amounts of alcohol.
@@lazerninjastudios9827 Senpai noticed you!
"...are we farming them", idk bro, looks like its you who is being milked here
"I accidentally married a Bulgarian Princess"- Valefisk, 8th Century
"Mating with Everything that Moves in Crusader Kings II"
Me: Thats my chance! Finally!
Woman: *Dies of stress*
Vale: "You think your stressed?"
This should have been labeled “Consensual Genghis Khan Simulator”
Charlemagne simulator
The Virgin English Ratboys vs The Chad Bohemian Thatchers
At 15600% fertility you can make men preganant
This isnt Hoi4 in a nutshell wtf
LynxHylix I see your on the hoi4 train as well
Pathetic I only play hoi3
Lieutenant Enzy I play hoi2 CHECKMATE
This is what hoi4 is like for me. What game have you been playing?
@@Enzo_honey YEAH!
"the bubonic plague cant kill us all if we keep popping out more kids"
I love how Valefisk never realized that you can edit what messages show up as the scrolls or in the log and just soldiered through.
Now we know where the incels from stellaris came from
*That's heresy*
"How does Santa make it to every house?"
Well you see, he spends the rest of the year backwards long jumping into a corner to build up speed-
"111! Holy shit we have 111 children!"
Well Genghis Khan had 125, so it's not so impossible.
Probably everyone in continental Asia is related to genghis
@@Jack-iv1ed meanwhile, some guy from canada just flew into an airport in Kazakhstan and immediately got jumped for not being related to the great khan.
As a Bohemian, I can say this is 100% historically accurate.
"where are we even storing them" that was for sure the best sentence in this video
Building the Habsburg 2: Electric Boogaloo
As if medieval Europe wasn't enough of a warzone of successions between two potential heirs, let alone the offspring of more than 500!!!
Someone with the patience of a saint needs to do this and go from the oldest start to the latest start.
Innocent youtuber makes a video
RUclips:DEMONTIZED!!
Valefisk makes a video about dropping napalm, shooting with heavy tanks and other frontline weaponry at Hong Kong protesters.
RUclips: I pretend I didn't see that...
+4500 Ducets (Chinese Sponsor)
In all fairness, China probably gives money for that.
“Any woman with a pulse” damn valefisk way to single people out smh. Where my necrophilia boys at?
Here- *arrested by the FBI*
Queen Victoria: I'm the grandmother of Europe.
Niels Thatcher: Bish please.
Fun fact: pharaoh ramses II, aka ozymandias, was isp's dad in real life. He had around 200 kids, most of which illegitimate, and died at the ripe old age of about 95, which for ancient world standards is a fucking baller move (hell, even nowadays 95 is seen as pretty much more than you could realistically hope for). So yeah, weirdly enough this whole episode does have a historical precedent.
"Oops, I own Italy" is one of the most fucking CK2 things I've ever heard
17:01 "Needless to say, it's a little bit of a mess down here."
Truer words were never spoken...
This man outbred the bubonic plague.
Dude is playing as a hentai protag wtf i'm buying this game
I think it's free rn. Just the dlcs are not.
There may be a cough cough different way to get them for free
"The King's Brothel" is the name of the large building dedicated to.... Well we know.
“And that’s how ISP, organizer of artillery only divisions and taker of children was born”
“The identity of his true mother is unknown to this day”
I love that you get to a point where you have to think of your children as percentages.
There's a mod that removes all other male characters from the game so that you can do this. Heard that from a friend...
ISP: I can’t it’s racist
Valefisk: Even better
Ah yes, the Genghis Khan simulator
Oh my favorite confessions channel on RUclips. Let’s start the day with some Warcrimes or Morally wrong actions.
10:50 Don't you just hate when you accidently marry princess from Bulgaria.
This guy could effectively conquer the whole world with just his children, true units of an army and diplomacy 😂
"Are we farming them?"
Well you are planting your seed soooo
he's going to literally create his own small nation from scratch if left alone for a few years...
I did an achievement run like 5 months ago, and at the last generations all I did was spread my seed.
Managed to get almost 40 children with one lad, that was fun.
I was planning on doing a hausberg game, no wars just breed to win next.
Animal:*makes a step*
Valefisk: A move is a move
" *makes a step* "
@@jepp6419 prepare your ass you poor man
"Offspring"? Man, you're dwelling in realms where the appropriate term would be "Litter"
"How does he able to go into each one every night?" *-Valefisk, 2020*
Impregnate as many men as possible CK2 Challenge.
Damn, Valefisk really spent so much time clicking on fertility but the maximum is 300 % anyway.
"Let me talk without giving birth, goddamn it!"
Ah, yes. Of course.
Edit: Also a very cool quote is "I didn't wanna own Italy, this just kinda happened on it's own."
Being that you wanted your character to go after all the ladies, I think Niels Snatcher would have been a more appropriate name.
*The Habsburgs wants to know your location*
You made your character so fertile all he has to do is just brush against a woman and he has to pay child support.
nillsputin, bohemia's greatest love machine
As someone who lives in the Czech Republic (Bohemia + Moravia + Silesia) I can confirm that this is basically how it works here. Come join our *mating cult* any time!
Europe isn’t enough to contain or satisfy this man. It’s time for a *WORLD TOUR*
Next video: "Mating with anything that moves as a tentacle monster."
Asia
Austria
Australia
"Austrasia" 18:58
Vid went public 2 minutes ago and Vale’s already planning an atrocity
The Genghis Khan of Europe: Niels Thatcher
Crusader Kings II: Walter Frey simulator
Nils: Welcome to my harem!
thank god you exist Vale, your shenanigans never stop being fun
5:31 you cheeky, cheeky boi. I see what you did there.
"I'll find another" - Lord Niels Thatcher (Frey)
Black Death: *Kills a third of Europe*
Niels Thatcher: My time has come
Sounds like my daily life, hahaha, that's why I'm in jail. Please, someone break me out.
No
stupid person
But he said please
@@thesecutor4625 No
The moment I saw this alert in my youtube notifications I thought to myself "This is the kind of quality content I subscribe to Valefisk for.".
Walder Frey Simulator 2020.
This reminds me of a darkthrone song. "Five million women, so alone in the night. I had them all satisfied, profusely, every night by myself"
Alternative title: More prolific than Gangis Kahn
This is evidence that real life is a paradox game. King Solomon was just meta-Valefisk trying to beat a record.
The Hapsburg's have nothing on the mighty Thatcherz
That man wasn't starting a kingdom, he was starting a boarding school
Santa goes to millions of homes. Nills goes to millions of holes. It just works
As a Czech, this Sunni coat of arms really offends me
It’s a joke bro
boo fucking hoo
boo fucking hoo
boo fucking hoo
boo fucking hoo
Now imagine if every single one of those children were DEMON CHILD...
finally a new video from my favourite RUclipsr.
The great Tupac Yupanqui and his 140 sons are proud of you Vale
"5 guys and too many wifes" sounds like a sitcom. Reminds me of "2 1/2 guys" from the feeling of the title.
It’s already demonetized.
Nice
I saw an ad
not anymore.
Her: I bet he's thinking about other women...
Neils Thatcher: *is actually thinking of other women*
Now where have i've seen this one before. (looks at previous ck2 video)
Val: I didn’t mean to own Italy...it just kind of happened.
Now do the same with the Game of Thrones mod.
House Hare, "If it moves, you can f*** it"
''Taking any line from this video out of context is gonna sound horrible''
Taking any line from any video made by Valefisk is gonna sound horrible~
Him after three years is like zap branagan in futurism in the Amazon episode, just “please I need rest, my spirit is willing but my flesh is spongey and bruised”
“Come to Bohemia” ~ Some creepy guy who says he rules Bohemia.
You can easily change the concubine/wife size easily in the files, there is even a mod that does it for you. I currently have a game with over 100 wives.
What I love about this is it's applying a popular way of playing the fucking Sims to CK2.