Can A CANNON RUSH Beat this 7000 MMR Player? | Cheesiest man Alive

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
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  • @TiredOwl464
    @TiredOwl464 2 года назад +133

    Harstem: complained about battery nerf
    Also Harstem: the one who nerfed battery

    • @Sara_Feingold
      @Sara_Feingold 2 года назад +22

      Dammit Kevin, how you could nerf Harstem's batteries? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    • @chir0pter
      @chir0pter 2 года назад +2

      He had nothing to do with that

    • @daltonsurber306
      @daltonsurber306 2 года назад +4

      He had such a hard time not smiling/laughing while saying it too

    • @codyheiner3636
      @codyheiner3636 2 года назад +2

      Yes, that's the joke...

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb 2 года назад

      he blamed the big man up stairs, aka god.

  • @Zach_Routhier
    @Zach_Routhier 2 года назад +176

    “They nerfed the battery, god knows why they did that. Now we have to play stupid macro cannon rushes. But this was the call from the men upstairs, I had nothing to do with this.” -Harstem meanwhile being one of the pros on the board who DOES actually make these decisions.
    His subtle humor knows no bounds.

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 2 года назад +7

      "I didn't expect Leopards to eat my probes' faces"

    • @codyheiner3636
      @codyheiner3636 2 года назад +7

      I don't think there was anything subtle about this

    • @MrCrashDavi
      @MrCrashDavi 2 года назад

      +

    • @MrAnderson234
      @MrAnderson234 2 года назад

      I had 5 banelings run into a zealot that wouldn't die cause those fucking batteries

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 2 года назад +5

      @@MrAnderson234 You're complaining that the single most cost-effective unit in the game didn't just get to steamroller something, because you intentionally aimed at a defensive emplacement and it's guardian?

  • @13loodySword
    @13loodySword 2 года назад +70

    for the game against heromarine, I think you could have killed the unbuildable plates with the cannon that wasn't in range of anything then full wall off with a single pylon and gateway WoL style

    • @ralphwarom2514
      @ralphwarom2514 11 месяцев назад

      lol. "I think to forgot to GG." - After canon rushing a dude :D

  • @BucksterMcgee
    @BucksterMcgee 2 года назад +62

    "Harstem: This is brilliant!" *two seconds later* "Harstem: WHAT??!" - Gets me *every* time. :D

    • @WhitefoxSpace
      @WhitefoxSpace 2 года назад +7

      Every single episode. Never gets old. My favorite is "this sounds stupid, but actually..." And then 2 minutes later "he has a lot of crap..."

  • @ARavingLobster
    @ARavingLobster 2 года назад +41

    Complaining with such vigor about the shield battery nerf is beautiful because a few years from now someone is gunna be watching through this series and they will have no idea that you were on the community team that made those changes lmao.
    The sarcasm was so deep this time that they're just gunna think you were genuinely complaining about it; and it's hilarious!

    • @Rafael_Fuchs
      @Rafael_Fuchs 2 года назад +5

      People don't even realize it now. Lol

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 2 года назад

      @@Rafael_Fuchs half of them are flat out insisting he didn't for heck's sake

    • @mikeballew3207
      @mikeballew3207 2 года назад

      "Wow, Harstem really hates the balance team" lmao

  • @Amoeby
    @Amoeby 2 года назад +19

    15/24 is quite easy to calculate. Both numerator and denominator can be divided by 3 which gives us 5/8. As we all know 1/8 is 0.125 so 5/8 = 0.625 or 62.5%.

    • @mikeballew3207
      @mikeballew3207 2 года назад +9

      Unfortunately, when you're live on camera, you get a significant nerf to math. I don't know if it's a bug, but it's been like that for as long as I can remember. If you also watch Lowko, he can definitely confirm it as well. I wish the devs would fix it. The best workaround, as Harstem demonstrated, is to do the math off-camera, and then update.

    • @f3nixfire
      @f3nixfire 2 года назад +2

      Yep, Lowko definitely suffers from the same bug.

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb 2 года назад +2

      Harstem mains protoss, so unlikely he knows fractions.

  • @dppsupporter5622
    @dppsupporter5622 2 года назад +4

    5:02 thats what she said captain, thats what she said

  • @mithcio
    @mithcio 2 года назад +14

    i started watching the cheesiest man alive when printf first appeared here and I'm super happy to see full-on cannon rush episode again ❤

  • @jmgreetis
    @jmgreetis 2 года назад +7

    Man I haven't watched SC2 on youtube in probably 8 years or so. I've probably watching 10 of your videos since yesterday and I love them. You're an entertaining player and your commentary while you're playing is pretty funny. I'm glad I found your channel. Here, have another GG...

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace 2 года назад +4

    4:52 "name a more classic duo: me and 'being silent when I don't wanna get spotted' " lmfao

  • @schmuben8580
    @schmuben8580 2 года назад +8

    The Captain and barely losing to S-Tier players - name a better duo

  • @faisaleid4702
    @faisaleid4702 2 года назад +1

    "We are hitting a philosophical bedrock here with a shovel of stupid question"
    -Harstem

  • @ingainloggningsnamn
    @ingainloggningsnamn 2 года назад

    9:37 Aren't at least one of those Oracles within range of a creep tumor when you're trying to sell that fake as an idiot? 😂

  • @broinlol
    @broinlol 2 года назад +5

    thank you harstem for showing that you know the difference between tactic and strategy

    • @StpMakinMeChangMyNam
      @StpMakinMeChangMyNam 2 года назад +1

      It's the little things that make him the greatest self-casting SC2 player of all time. Even with English as my first language I had to pause and think for a second to realize that yes, tactic was the more appropriate word.

  • @geologg7226
    @geologg7226 2 года назад +3

    I was almost screaming to the monitor when Harstem was trying to figure out the way to lock SCVs in for legit 90 seconds not realizing he can kill rocks with his idling cannon for an easy three pylon wall!

  • @maxnaks8001
    @maxnaks8001 2 года назад +2

    lol i watched the match vs heromarine live in heros stream like 2 hours earlier^^

  • @chaseb4480
    @chaseb4480 2 года назад

    Nice Sam Harris reference lol. That's probably my favorite quote from him!

  • @johannreed8909
    @johannreed8909 2 года назад

    How about you ride my cannon rush.. all the way to the end baby.. PSSHHUU - "thats what he said"

  • @andreashalbfeld7671
    @andreashalbfeld7671 2 года назад +1

    You're a content MACHINE!

  • @humanchristiaan98
    @humanchristiaan98 2 года назад +4

    The one canon vs Heromarine was afk for a long time. It could have killed the rocks to wall off the main ramp with 3 pylons.

  • @sc2youtube744
    @sc2youtube744 2 года назад +1

    That's game with the super successful cannon rush on zerg was painful to watch

  • @chemicallust77
    @chemicallust77 2 года назад

    Subbed....the fact that you can take the "L" and learn something shows humility....kind of a rare quality in gamers these days...good video

  • @CarpathiaS
    @CarpathiaS 2 года назад

    That first game was beautiful!

  • @jamespetersen8985
    @jamespetersen8985 2 года назад

    5:50 i rewinded 3 times when he said i saw that, first time i didn't see what happened, second time i thought it was lings, and last time i watched far enough to see him say it was roaches and went back to see myself

  • @meeshuSC2
    @meeshuSC2 2 года назад +1

    I have this song stuck in my head... "No more production for you..." :/

  • @__-dy9gv
    @__-dy9gv Год назад

    during the game against heromarine:
    putting the first pylon in the mineral line. would have made it possible to put one cannon on each side and reapers cannot harass mining anymore.

  • @mikeballew3207
    @mikeballew3207 2 года назад +1

    You will get HeroMarine one day, and I will be here for it, cheering as loudly as possible. I love this series. Thanks for the games, Harstem. You're a legend

  • @nickfeijoo7779
    @nickfeijoo7779 2 года назад +2

    This content is too good for the lack of views

    • @alpha-cf2oi
      @alpha-cf2oi 2 года назад

      I wouldnt call consistent 15-20k, sometimes 30 or even 50, 60k or in the 3digit-k views as a "lack" esp for such a niche game like sc2

  • @jaconmayer5940
    @jaconmayer5940 2 года назад +1

    BGMWSS: beat Zerg by building an extra, hidden cybernetics core to research +1

  • @Necrocidal
    @Necrocidal 2 года назад

    Nice attempt at the bongcloud defence for the last game

  • @SuperBoUeT
    @SuperBoUeT 2 года назад

    These streams are really entertaining! Keep up the good work :)

  • @jeffreywarf
    @jeffreywarf 2 года назад +2

    Looks like it's time to nerf queens to only be able to transfuse within range of a completed town Hall

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 2 года назад

      Just take the damned nydus creep back. The patch claiming to stop Queen walks was a very carefully worded, entirely intentional, lie.

  • @ExequielRauscher
    @ExequielRauscher 2 года назад

    By far the best content of sc2!!

  • @whatthehex7926
    @whatthehex7926 2 года назад

    lmfao cannonrushes heromarine "doing this illegal thing reminds me of my days as a criminal"

  • @crashtiansClips
    @crashtiansClips 2 года назад

    "We will just send this Oracle over creep slightly to look like a mistake and draw his queens over"
    *parks his main group of oracles over creep*

  • @cavemantero
    @cavemantero 2 года назад +1

    straight up thug. im disappointed the caveman approach didn't work...

  • @gcgames446
    @gcgames446 2 года назад +1

    Omg, I was just thinking about doing a canon rush In a tournament and I couldn't remember how to follow up.

    • @gcgames446
      @gcgames446 2 года назад +1

      Update, I won the canon rush game, lost the other

  • @RMJ1984
    @RMJ1984 2 года назад

    They definitely need to buff Zerg spine crawler rush again, by allowing hatchery to make creep while building, it's still way more expensive than cannon rush.
    And it would also help to defend against cannonrush, so win / win! :D

  • @BenWeigt
    @BenWeigt 2 года назад +6

    Easiest way to beat Python every time is with brackets.

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep 2 года назад

    In the game vs heromarine, your low-ground cannon was doing nothing for ages. You should have had it kill the debris at the bottom of the ramp, so you could wall it off way easier.

  • @tatatatartine2588
    @tatatatartine2588 2 года назад +1

    Hey Harstem. Do you know what is doing Printf since the battery has been nerfed? Still canon rushing or what?

  • @Lost7one
    @Lost7one 2 года назад +1

    i thought it was a build order win if you cannon rush vs a terran proxy

  • @zelix953
    @zelix953 2 года назад

    I honestly didn’t even think about cannon rushes being affected by the shield battery nerf I just assumed it only affected voidray lock outs 😅

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 2 года назад

      It even affects ability to defend you own bases if you're a single hex out of place.

  • @plantex625
    @plantex625 2 года назад

    These Cannon rush cheeses are the most entertaining cheese episodes. When does Turkey Dano return?

  • @IPray4TheComforter
    @IPray4TheComforter 2 года назад

    nice to see some tower defense in the 3rd game

  • @amhm8664
    @amhm8664 2 года назад

    you are quite the architect

  • @QuasarGamers
    @QuasarGamers 2 года назад +1

    Cannon rush is a free win vs proxy reaper if you know what you're doing, sad you missed that opportunity

  • @windfly_
    @windfly_ 2 года назад +3

    Goodluck in DreamH)))

  • @dc42nr86
    @dc42nr86 2 года назад

    I felt that pain at the end of the heromarine game

  • @nickels
    @nickels 2 года назад

    Cheesiest man alive is always my favorite

  • @williamobando4159
    @williamobando4159 2 года назад

    You are a very funny individual

  • @EPgamingcast
    @EPgamingcast 2 года назад

    you’re awesome man

  • @MrGuibig
    @MrGuibig 2 года назад

    Best first game ever

  • @LachimusPrime
    @LachimusPrime 2 года назад

    We love you.

  • @TonkoRockets
    @TonkoRockets 2 года назад

    would have been so funny if the video ended after the first game :D

  • @blocklandia1770
    @blocklandia1770 2 года назад +3

    Could the cannon take out the debri?

    • @halahmilksheikh
      @halahmilksheikh 2 года назад

      Yeah I was wondering why he didn't do that. One cannon was just chilling in the back, he could have used that and then done a triple pylon wall

  • @ehk5948
    @ehk5948 2 года назад

    The first game made me laugh

  • @deepvoid2871
    @deepvoid2871 2 года назад +1

    you cant even trust on caveman approach these days..

  • @sunnytzude2900
    @sunnytzude2900 2 года назад

    Why didn’t he just attack the workers with cannons?

  • @TheSuperappelflap
    @TheSuperappelflap 2 года назад +1

    15/24 = 5/8 = 62.5%

    • @caloreen1992
      @caloreen1992 2 года назад

      @@darkprelatezeratul4621 15/24 = 62.5%

  • @spaceorbison
    @spaceorbison 2 года назад

    So this is the reason all the noobs in gold are cannon rushing

  • @zacharyomeara8166
    @zacharyomeara8166 2 года назад

    Love

  • @sz-gn9id
    @sz-gn9id 2 года назад

    Harstem let's go!
    Next time getting the dub against big Gabe

  • @BeyondSorrowYYY
    @BeyondSorrowYYY 2 года назад +1

  • @biggybro4124
    @biggybro4124 2 года назад

    Algorithm bump

  • @IoannisS84
    @IoannisS84 2 года назад

    dude you are ridiculously good looking ... how come you didn't do male modeling.

  • @irunxboxlive916
    @irunxboxlive916 2 года назад

    eedur

  • @EnvoYofAiuR85
    @EnvoYofAiuR85 2 года назад

    Does anyone still play this game?

  • @6uDoH_DEPbMA
    @6uDoH_DEPbMA 2 года назад

    Красава

  • @buboclan
    @buboclan 2 года назад

    nice 1999 graphics

  • @Naomi-ig1vz
    @Naomi-ig1vz 2 года назад

    6 dts and you would have won

  • @Deadgray
    @Deadgray 2 года назад +1

    2nd 🙂

  • @goshu7009
    @goshu7009 2 года назад

    Its always too latet for cannon rushing. I mean, you are not a real protoss, if you dont cannon rush, you are just a silly robot with no dignity.

  • @Siege181
    @Siege181 2 года назад

    Love Harstem but to be honest dude, you need to learn off of Florencio if you want to be a true scumbag cannon rusher!

  • @leonardmilcin7798
    @leonardmilcin7798 2 года назад

    "Macro cannon rush".
    Yeah, guys upstairs def don't know what they are doing. Everybody knows that cannon rush is for people who don't want/know how to macro. Where's the fun in having to do actual work to win the game?

  • @lyn4er
    @lyn4er 2 года назад

    Stupid style canon rush

  • @sinephase
    @sinephase 2 года назад

    2:35 - they nerfed them because of people like you LMAO

  • @Gromst3rr
    @Gromst3rr 2 года назад

    i love you pappi have my babies