The UNSCOUTABLE(?) Cannon Rush | Cheesiest MAN Alive

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @jaewonkim279
    @jaewonkim279 Год назад +328

    Hey guys. Ive watched every Harstem’s videos since the original Pretending to be AFK and this channel has been the most important community to me. Well, I have the biggest interview in my life in 3 hours. This will determine if I become a doctor. Just wanted to share this, and I hope everyone has a killer day

    • @Dennishjohansen
      @Dennishjohansen Год назад +9

      Good luck @Jeawon kim
      Hope your interview goes well

    • @twofish777
      @twofish777 Год назад +14

      GLHF

    • @niccreznic8259
      @niccreznic8259 Год назад +18

      GL and we support you if you decide to become a sc2 pro instead

    • @Schoolfunds1
      @Schoolfunds1 Год назад +5

      It’s easier to become a doctor lol (but seriously)

    • @Schoolfunds1
      @Schoolfunds1 Год назад +4

      Fellow SC and Harstem fan. Managed to continue playing SC2 throughout medical school.. far less often during residency. Good luck!

  • @jaewonkim279
    @jaewonkim279 Год назад +58

    Cannon rushes then says “I just wanted a standard game”

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 Год назад +3

      Well I mean it is PvP... Building in the other player's base is a standard game :P

  • @Alloran
    @Alloran Год назад +7

    The Captain's existential crisis during cheesiest man alive is what keeps me coming back. There's nothing like watching a guy begin to question his purpose and meaning in life while attempting a cannon rush or trying to figure out why the opponent is playing nonstandard.

    • @jantuitman
      @jantuitman Год назад

      It pains me sometimes to watch it. I feel that if Harstem looses, it is very often because he becomes either very scared and thinks he is behind and then does not use his army for far too long time, or he becomes crazy optimistic about how much he is ahead. In all cases his emotions seem to be his worst enemy.

  • @Zmej420BlazeIt
    @Zmej420BlazeIt Год назад +2

    I love these. Since i stopped playing myself i dont enjoy watching the super high level play as much. No longer remember all the players and the pro meta.
    These are just pure sc2 fun. High level but no drama or technical plays that are over my head

  • @mefikFS
    @mefikFS Год назад +7

    The moment Cpt said his comp will be unbeatable, I knew the ending of that story :P

  • @banshee_2552
    @banshee_2552 Год назад +6

    Haha, I'm German and I laughed very badly as you sad "Schadenfreude" 😂 you're the best

  • @PavlosPapageorgiou
    @PavlosPapageorgiou Год назад +5

    Massing units and not knowing what's going on seems like a normal StarCraft game to me

  • @TiredOwl464
    @TiredOwl464 Год назад +3

    That story with DiMaga was so sweet. Be kind to each other fellas!

  • @ХЕЙТЕРЫ-ы2б
    @ХЕЙТЕРЫ-ы2б Год назад

    Lol. Man you know The Beatles's "Help"! Not bad for cannon rusher, bro! xD

  • @SmithnWesson
    @SmithnWesson Год назад +8

    In the third game, you did not give a GLHF. This actually gives your opponent a clue. If you're in too much of a rush to give a greeting, then you're going to do a cannon rush.

    • @gmurph623
      @gmurph623 Год назад +1

      Harstem usually does it before the game starts.

    • @januszkurahenowski2860
      @januszkurahenowski2860 Год назад

      @@gmurph623 Yeah, if you play a custom game but it's ladder so how?

    • @januszkurahenowski2860
      @januszkurahenowski2860 Год назад +1

      When someone doesn't say gl hf I immediately scout for cheese, it means they are busy, potentially tilted or an asshole so cheese is like 3x as likely lol. It's funny seeing those people shocked when I find out when they've clued me in themselves

  • @chanlaoshi8634
    @chanlaoshi8634 Год назад +2

    WAKE UP
    cannonrush and put a little makeup
    cannonrush to fade away the shakeup
    cannonrush the keys up on the table
    cannonrush creates another fable (you wanted to)

  • @Illiadofmalorne
    @Illiadofmalorne Год назад +1

    I've never seen a cannon rush start so good then get thrown so bad lol. It happens though from personal experience. The cannon rush goes "too good" and your brain shuts off since youve "already won"

  • @luxon4
    @luxon4 Год назад

    3:14 Maxpax: they like cheesevideos?
    H: they love cheesevideos. and it's fun and easy to make. nothing better than cannonrushing some poor fool.

  • @tatatatartine2588
    @tatatatartine2588 Год назад +1

    My favorite thing about you cannon rushing is to imagine Printf's reaction while watching this disaster :D

  • @Rawsawn
    @Rawsawn Год назад

    There has to be a math to this, im not good at math or at starcraft but pylons take X time how many workers does he have to pull to get through a pylon screen and a cannon before both are active, and will it be able to fire enough to redeem its worth. Thats the math you need to have from my perspective. Also alternatively if you can build and cancel a certain amount of cannons/pylons before gateway/marines/zerglings/queens comes out can you meanwhile net a higher mining count than the enemy and then just always do that to always get a headstart into a standard game? If so i think you can change the meta on some maps to just always do that and enemy has to respond or die while at the same time get behind on mining.

  • @xSteveLoL
    @xSteveLoL Год назад +13

    More cannon rushes from Harstem is always a good day

  • @Sumlildood
    @Sumlildood Год назад +2

    is there a reason you dont build a shield battery while you cannon rush? seems like that could seal the deal if its in the back? Again, im a noob though

  • @andreashalbfeld7671
    @andreashalbfeld7671 Год назад +2

    You're a content MACHINE!

  • @WRJara
    @WRJara Год назад +6

    Dude, wtf, how did u tilt so much in the first 2 minutes, u had it on the bag xD

  • @trentostgaard
    @trentostgaard Год назад +1

    interesting insight that immortal/voids is good at 170 supply, for me I feel differently, if I take any amount of harass in the early game this is my obligatory all in composition and I spend no time waiting to attack my opponents

  • @chrisrose1983
    @chrisrose1983 Год назад

    I like seeing how Maxpax wishes him a good day.

  • @Protegit
    @Protegit Год назад

    That highschool rant was too real tho

  • @webrunnr
    @webrunnr Год назад +3

    If you are regularly struck by old friends, I understand why you are confused in regular life. Real friends won't abuse you.

  • @Schoolfunds1
    @Schoolfunds1 Год назад +3

    Your follow-up’s should be cheesier… after a someone successful initial attack, you should go for carrier or tempest rush..

  • @stinz1993
    @stinz1993 Год назад +1

    Honestly watching you do a cannon rush with German accent is s tier

  • @alfonshasel1995
    @alfonshasel1995 Год назад

    Watched lowko casting her0s phoenix cannon rush against maxpax earlier today. Harstems first game is kinda a twisted version of this

  • @anzyroadside2374
    @anzyroadside2374 Год назад

    Mass phoenixes melting to a greater mass phoenixes is a sight to see.

  • @Adrianzx
    @Adrianzx Год назад +1

    The older I get the more I realize that real life is exactly like high school. All the b******* that existed in high school is just more extreme as an adult.

  • @rafaujma7534
    @rafaujma7534 Год назад

    I think like SC2DAY is due to one more episode. I would love to hear what you have to say about what happened in Katowice.

  • @32Tumbles
    @32Tumbles Год назад

    You are the Ben Finegold of Starcraft 2. I'm sure you've heard that a million times before

  • @hanrockabrand95
    @hanrockabrand95 Год назад

    Schadenfreude is my favorite German word. Maginot line is my favorite French.

  • @RMarkNolan
    @RMarkNolan 18 дней назад

    I thought that last cannon rush would result in a win!

  • @wedgeantilles8575
    @wedgeantilles8575 Год назад

    No offense, but the first part (5 mins) of the first game reminded me a lot of the Brone League Heroes games from Winter :D

  • @Adrianzx
    @Adrianzx Год назад

    I like waking up and cannon rushing

  • @tyarthas
    @tyarthas Год назад +2

    So apparently, us creatures of the sea aren't welcome on this video?

    • @nekrosis4431
      @nekrosis4431 Год назад +1

      This is not HarstemCasts
      He opens (almost) every Cast with that but (sadly) on his main channel, he never greets the creatures of the sea.

  • @Mamutete
    @Mamutete Год назад

    Worse than high school. People in some workplaces act like inmates from jail. or toddlers. The gossiping, envy, the backstabbing, the childish behaviors... So glad you have your own business and don't have to deal with any of that.

  • @felicityc
    @felicityc Год назад

    that first game was excellent

  • @Zemkezis
    @Zemkezis Год назад

    There's 2 phoenix wars. In one of them he made phoenixes.

  • @Cheshire9k
    @Cheshire9k Год назад

    For the cheesiet man alive Harstem knows nothing about cheese.

  • @Pyladin
    @Pyladin Год назад

    Confucius would be happy about this game

  • @Alexiuso
    @Alexiuso Год назад

    Finally!! My favorite Harstem episode! 😃

  • @riley97
    @riley97 Год назад

    Mass phoenix against mass phoenix is beautiful to see

  • @Firestorm-tq7fy
    @Firestorm-tq7fy Год назад

    28:14 🤣👌🏼

  • @Zmej420BlazeIt
    @Zmej420BlazeIt Год назад

    "what could go wrong?"

  • @AntiDoctor-cx2jd
    @AntiDoctor-cx2jd Год назад

    working in congress is basically high-school

  • @MrMali22
    @MrMali22 Год назад

    I'm 29:00 and i think you had the win. I'm predicting now that you lose since you're not keeping the pressure on. Lol i hope I'm wrong but i have watched too much Harstem and i notice when you out think yourself.
    Edit: lol i knew it. And you say you shouldn't have been on the map but you should've been. You had to know after showing void rays he was going to make something for it. You gave him like 5 minutes free to do it

  • @chrisgriffith1573
    @chrisgriffith1573 Год назад

    *Schadenfreude* Grrrreat conversation peice there!

  • @TimTamChips01
    @TimTamChips01 Год назад

    "this is the suicide of a lifetime" he says

  • @Keripundrik
    @Keripundrik Год назад

    thermy cheese would be on game 7 by now :D

  • @AntiDoctor-cx2jd
    @AntiDoctor-cx2jd Год назад

    really sad not having an iodis for a while

  • @sc2youtube744
    @sc2youtube744 Год назад

    Would love to hear harstems views on TIME.

  • @Syaska
    @Syaska Год назад

    I work at a highschool and it's just like highschool

  • @verigumetin4291
    @verigumetin4291 Год назад

    Give us your thoughts on IEM Harstem!

  • @andreygalkin5666
    @andreygalkin5666 Год назад

    Love your videos!

  • @benjamineidam
    @benjamineidam 6 месяцев назад

    If ± was a game of SCII:

  • @You-ul8qw
    @You-ul8qw Год назад

    XYlove could be a chinese player, since the chinese server shut down all the high level players from there have had to move to other servers, whilst EU would certainly be less popular than NA or KR, you could expect a couple people to try it out a bit I think.

    • @zerger2419
      @zerger2419 Год назад

      Gess you were right, I saw him in bilibili

  • @chrisgriffith1573
    @chrisgriffith1573 Год назад

    Second game, should have stuck it out- while they defeated your rush, they also had not mined in about a solid minute...

  • @ludisnemo887
    @ludisnemo887 Год назад +3

    The AI generated thumbnails look uncanny.

    • @HappytreeLuis
      @HappytreeLuis Год назад +1

      Are they really?

    • @ludisnemo887
      @ludisnemo887 Год назад +1

      @@HappytreeLuis That is not an actual human face.

    • @nR00R
      @nR00R Год назад

      ​@@ludisnemo887 Lmao it's literally easier for him to make a goofy face for a thumbnail than AI generate one. Clown

    • @ludisnemo887
      @ludisnemo887 Год назад

      @@nR00R *WHOOOOSH*

    • @nR00R
      @nR00R Год назад

      @@ludisnemo887 Oh it was just a dogshit quality joke, /Whoosh indeed. Sorry, I have a hard time picking up jokes that stupid.

  • @ingainloggningsnamn
    @ingainloggningsnamn Год назад

    Can't lose Pylons if you have no Pylons.

  • @sc2youtube744
    @sc2youtube744 Год назад

    TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @asdqwe123610
    @asdqwe123610 Год назад

    hello i am a creature of the sea and i feel very unwelcome why was i not welcomed harstem

  • @KPEXIO
    @KPEXIO Год назад

    oh good. It looks like you're streaming in a higher definition now. I'm glad that you stopped gambling.

  • @jjesl
    @jjesl Год назад

    hahahah cannon rush into moronic phoenix fights. This should be the title of the video.

  • @kthxbi1
    @kthxbi1 Год назад

    lol thumbnail

  • @DalaranBBB
    @DalaranBBB Год назад

    YOSH

  • @Larsino2000
    @Larsino2000 Год назад

    the first game was really the worst cannon rush combined with the worst defense in SC2 history.

  • @tyrellarson
    @tyrellarson Год назад

    Ok this has been bothering me for a while. How does he know at a glance how many workers he has? At 11:50 he said "I have 76 workers already". Where is that info?

    • @corey.shuman
      @corey.shuman Год назад

      If you hover your cursor over the unit counter in the top right it'll show you a tooltip with worker count.

    • @tyrellarson
      @tyrellarson Год назад +1

      @@corey.shuman No shit... !! Amazing. Thanks my dude.

  • @chrisgriffith1573
    @chrisgriffith1573 Год назад

    Not very high MMR... 5.5 -LOL, Ha! I only wish...

  • @egilsjolander779
    @egilsjolander779 Год назад

    lol! A cannonrusher is never the protagonist.

  • @dreamzerg
    @dreamzerg Год назад +1

    First

  • @GeneralPathik4201luv
    @GeneralPathik4201luv Год назад

    4th

  • @Toxicflu
    @Toxicflu Год назад

    Why clickbait with a failed canon rushes? Please start watching PrintF and learn how to. (ps spending over 500 minerals to kill a 400 mineral nexus puts you behind, and you spent like way more).

  • @MeesterG
    @MeesterG Год назад +2

    win 1 game, lose 2. Free spoilers today :D

    • @shize9ine
      @shize9ine Год назад

      Hey, I’m watching here!

    • @MeesterG
      @MeesterG Год назад

      @@shize9ine risk you took when you went to the comments :p

  • @StrikerEureka1
    @StrikerEureka1 Год назад

    i laught because in recomended i see these videos of chessiest man alive, im always busy so i dont click on them . i thought like a casting about byun or raynor idk. but you meant yourself xdd

  • @ryanstradford9771
    @ryanstradford9771 Год назад

    First