Salty RAGER Gets Punished by Blizzard And Harstem | Cheesiest Man Alive

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @HippopotamusPencil
    @HippopotamusPencil 10 месяцев назад +333

    Harstem is clearly not subhuman, not with those superhuman supply blocks.

    • @psychaoticproductions3994
      @psychaoticproductions3994 10 месяцев назад +17

      He's just gaslighting opponents that he can't count, right before Intel Extreme Masters.
      Huge play

    • @roberts.wilson1848
      @roberts.wilson1848 10 месяцев назад

      @@psychaoticproductions3994 that's an iq200 sub human strat
      LOL

    • @plantex625
      @plantex625 10 месяцев назад +13

      Is he smarter than the average human? No. But compared to the average Protoss hes a genius

    • @johnsontommyg
      @johnsontommyg 10 месяцев назад

      Metahuman

    • @JohnKuhn-j6k
      @JohnKuhn-j6k 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@plantex625wtf man lol

  • @lodthefraud4993
    @lodthefraud4993 10 месяцев назад +34

    Props to Shameless, not only for taking those losses like a champ, but also playing some incredibly engaging SC2. Those last two games had me on the edge of my seat

  • @Markfr0mCanada
    @Markfr0mCanada 10 месяцев назад +39

    Harstem: Dumps the plan completely and saves himself with insane micro, "I think my plan is going very well!"

  • @eclipseeffigy
    @eclipseeffigy 10 месяцев назад +83

    "I think 'subhuman go die' doesn't quite qualify as a gg" 😂 humor dry as a fine aged cheese hahah

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 10 месяцев назад +128

    Harstem’s humor never fails to miss
    Edit: Lmfao, I meant hit, but I suppose I will leave this typo in here because this is too funny

    • @Tuxalonso
      @Tuxalonso 10 месяцев назад +14

      so it always misses? am I missing something?

    • @kokokoku4281
      @kokokoku4281 10 месяцев назад +1

      Bruh

    • @lelouchvibritannia7809
      @lelouchvibritannia7809 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@Tuxalonso i meant hit! Yikes!
      It looks like 10 people misread that just like I mistyped it XD

    • @thomasgrams9715
      @thomasgrams9715 10 месяцев назад +3

      I think this has good meme potential

    • @chrisR-B
      @chrisR-B 10 месяцев назад +1

      Clearly not a typo. But a backhanded “joke”. Hit correcting to miss is such an astronomical chance it’s not even funny

  • @jd_ska
    @jd_ska 10 месяцев назад +91

    Blizzard doesn't punish, they have less than 1 guy working StarCraft 2 community support.

    • @NeonTheGreat
      @NeonTheGreat 10 месяцев назад +50

      Less than 1 guy, so does it makes him subhuman xD ?

    • @mariuszdziem8203
      @mariuszdziem8203 10 месяцев назад +8

      This guy patches Starcraft, so probably 0.5 human to give bans to all players while idling in Blizzard programming spaces, cubicles ;)

    • @Fimbu1vetr
      @Fimbu1vetr 10 месяцев назад

      But Harstem can get people banned cuz he has a connection at Blizz. So barcode person is prolly going byebye

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 10 месяцев назад +1

      if you have bots to report someone, you can get the automated system to ban him. (well mute him) uh... so I've been told

    • @owenthailand
      @owenthailand 10 месяцев назад +2

      One guy that works on both SC2 and WC3, while occasionally update brood war maps.

  • @markluijten4291
    @markluijten4291 10 месяцев назад +53

    i think it would be called 'superhuman', considering speeds are called subsonic and supersonic for example.

    • @Wwillswords
      @Wwillswords 10 месяцев назад

      In marvel comics they call mutants superior humans...

    • @abudgie6909
      @abudgie6909 10 месяцев назад +2

      Übermensch

    • @theashenfox
      @theashenfox 10 месяцев назад

      less than one person? A subhuman then? lol

    • @Wwillswords
      @Wwillswords 10 месяцев назад

      @@theashenfox or a dwarf....

  • @pamsp
    @pamsp 10 месяцев назад +32

    I love that he is that angry after Harstem uses THE SAME BUILD HE USED BEFORE, but executes better...

  • @zimti7390
    @zimti7390 10 месяцев назад +18

    If Harstem joins the Marines would that make him a Submarine? 🤔

  • @RubyOlivia90
    @RubyOlivia90 5 месяцев назад +1

    I absolutely lost it when you started singing "fly it in fly it out that's what starcraft is all about"

  • @BentusiProgenitors
    @BentusiProgenitors 10 месяцев назад +10

    He saw what purification nova was about to do to him and wasn't having it.

  • @RyanFarnes
    @RyanFarnes 10 месяцев назад +18

    Harstem is so infectiously positive.

    • @JohnKuhn-j6k
      @JohnKuhn-j6k 10 месяцев назад +1

      Until you mention oats lol

  • @DanielDem87
    @DanielDem87 10 месяцев назад +3

    You'd think this is scripted but Harstem is actually just a genius when it comes to comedy, I love this guy lol.

  • @minityper
    @minityper 10 месяцев назад +2

    Lying in the sun at the pool at the parador in Malaga watching the ocean and listening to Harstem like a pro subhuman 😎, life is great.

  • @Alexiuso
    @Alexiuso 10 месяцев назад +2

    Subhuman could be a referance for him being below most humans. The Netherland is not famous for it's mountains.

  • @dustyodyssey
    @dustyodyssey 10 месяцев назад +3

    Man that last game was organized chaos, perfect for the 200th gg

  • @Atlan
    @Atlan 5 месяцев назад

    I don't play sc2 but I love the commentary and tone of your videos (good editing too) im just glad I'm not trying to be an sc2 content creator because even if I somehow miraculously became a top tier player, I would not in a million years be this funny and entertaining to watch, thanks for doing this!

  • @michailvartholomaios9587
    @michailvartholomaios9587 10 месяцев назад +2

    The "subhuman harstem" song felt suprisingly good :P

  • @Alloran
    @Alloran 10 месяцев назад +4

    congratulations on the 200ggs Captain. The harvester of sorrow continues his work. Also, I wish to cultivate a stable mindset which can absorb the kind of attempts at inflicted emotional damage that Harstem manages. The man has a +10 modifier to will saves.

  • @Hurtone
    @Hurtone 10 месяцев назад +1

    Harstem getting dangerously close to discussing Ubermensch

  • @hipser
    @hipser 10 месяцев назад

    doesn't QUITE qualify. I love your tone. never stop.

  • @lolomat6854
    @lolomat6854 10 месяцев назад +2

    The opposite of course is Nietzsche's Übermensch. If I interpret his texts correctly the cheesiest man alive would qualify.

  • @TheCostume
    @TheCostume 4 месяца назад

    >Attempt to insult the Captain.
    >Proceeds to riff it for the rest of the day.

  • @christophergaus5886
    @christophergaus5886 10 месяцев назад

    cheers to 200 and thanks for a great year, you prohuman.

  • @almondbungames584
    @almondbungames584 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm sure he meant: Submarine, go dive.

  • @NeonTheGreat
    @NeonTheGreat 10 месяцев назад +12

    So if your opponent lost to a subhuman, what does it make him xd ?

    • @Alex-xk9yd
      @Alex-xk9yd 10 месяцев назад +2

      Subsubhuman

    • @rexekim3397
      @rexekim3397 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hyper-super-subhuman

  • @jacekmichalewski4059
    @jacekmichalewski4059 10 месяцев назад +1

    On the contrary u probably fiil the description of Nietzsches Ubermensch (overman?) quite misunderstood by one of his big fans with funny mustache!

  • @daryladhityahenry
    @daryladhityahenry 10 месяцев назад

    IDEA: Fake Canon Rush! The attempt to canon rushing will always fail, but the main goal is making the enemy lost so much time handling the fake canon rush while you still macro ing. So you relentlessly try to make canon, then cancel it. Till one point when they lost so badly on income and just destroy them.
    IDEA2: Massive Sentry DROP! The goal is to stop mining using force field. Close the path of mining, and they will having a hard time earn money :D:D:D.
    Hope you read it and can make it come true, I don't know if it can work or not, but if anyone can do it, it's you captain :D:D.

  • @Gammawatt
    @Gammawatt 10 месяцев назад

    Wonderful video! Thanks for sharing your content Harsty!❤

  • @MrMeoow91
    @MrMeoow91 10 месяцев назад

    “go die!” is straight from typical Anime’s phrases 😂

  • @Ramón_b23
    @Ramón_b23 10 месяцев назад

    Captain, if I may: great singing, once again.
    On another note: maybe adding hallucinated warp prism into those cheeses? Would be great

  • @CheekyPandaGaming
    @CheekyPandaGaming 10 месяцев назад +2

    lol this guy is a natural born troll. Don't ever change harstem :)

  • @АдилетСатаев-ч4л
    @АдилетСатаев-ч4л 10 месяцев назад +56

    Levels above human:
    - data scientist
    - doctor
    - Serral

    • @adrianong360
      @adrianong360 10 месяцев назад +2

      Beyond human

    • @boorockt
      @boorockt 10 месяцев назад

      Hello there fellow data scientist. Let's celebrate our superiority of macro here. 😎

  • @Saberwulfy
    @Saberwulfy 10 месяцев назад +1

    You know it's a rat mentality when it start verbal struggling over a cheese.

  • @Therunner77452
    @Therunner77452 10 месяцев назад

    The level above can be none other than nietzsche’s ubermensch (loosely translated to overhuman)

  • @michalmichalski4152
    @michalmichalski4152 10 месяцев назад

    Opposite of "subhuman" is the over-human, overman, Übermensch.

  • @douglasedwards4474
    @douglasedwards4474 10 месяцев назад

    Dogs, that is the level above human.

  • @f00dify
    @f00dify 10 месяцев назад

    the being greater than a human would be a greaterhuman and when you put a subhuman and a greaterhuman together you get one human.

  • @CaramelCapptn
    @CaramelCapptn 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for the vid Harstem!

  • @rum028
    @rum028 10 месяцев назад +2

    That's easy - the level above Human is Superhuman. You might know one named Superman :)

    • @tree_eats
      @tree_eats 10 месяцев назад

      Subman just doesn't have the same feeling.

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 10 месяцев назад +2

      übermensch

  • @miza6
    @miza6 10 месяцев назад

    Ocean born hotel and casino. Harstem Speaking

  • @Markfr0mCanada
    @Markfr0mCanada 10 месяцев назад

    I'm pretty sure the other direction from subhuman would be superhuman.

  • @dragon3010lol
    @dragon3010lol 10 месяцев назад

    the creature above a human is a demigod.

  • @twofish777
    @twofish777 10 месяцев назад +7

    Congrats on 200ggs from one subhuman to another.

  • @XanderCrews4Prez
    @XanderCrews4Prez 10 месяцев назад

    mmmm. I love the idea of Harstem meting out justice on the ladder

  • @Astaesteceeacesp
    @Astaesteceeacesp 10 месяцев назад

    Opposite of 'sub' prefix is 'super', ie superhuman. Also, could be used on youtube for Superscribe! Or in sub culture, calling out to your super lol

  • @Flatscores
    @Flatscores 10 месяцев назад

    Above is “super”, so superhuman.

  • @alltat
    @alltat 10 месяцев назад

    I believe "above human head" is called a hat.

  • @ArcadiaCv
    @ArcadiaCv 10 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone that lives in a penthouse is above regular humans. Living below the first floor makes you a subhuman, i.e. in mom's basement.

  • @chir0pter
    @chir0pter 10 месяцев назад

    6:25 Bobby Kotick just got fired...maybe this barcode has more pull than you think Hamstern

  • @celzolsen8988
    @celzolsen8988 10 месяцев назад +5

    The level above human: Übermensch

  • @gamingnarrativesandstories1700
    @gamingnarrativesandstories1700 10 месяцев назад

    the opposite of sub is super, so the opposite of a sub human is Harstem, aka Superman

  • @KumarBendrake
    @KumarBendrake 10 месяцев назад

    We don't talk about the Übermensch.

  • @tree_eats
    @tree_eats 10 месяцев назад +6

    6 minutes in and I can't stop laughing.

  • @TwinSimian
    @TwinSimian 6 месяцев назад

    "As an atheist" Thank you for being a stellar example of a decent human being 😊

  • @davidmuller1554
    @davidmuller1554 10 месяцев назад +5

    well done, that's how I wish I could handle toxicity

  • @andrebrodbeck3883
    @andrebrodbeck3883 10 месяцев назад

    There are still 2 gg's missing on the counter, from the last episode.

  • @IceCreamAustin
    @IceCreamAustin 10 месяцев назад

    So....what is worse? Being subhuman or being born on a farm? I need answers [15:27]

  • @FinetalPies
    @FinetalPies 10 месяцев назад

    "poof goes the freaking dynamite"

  • @JohnKuhn-j6k
    @JohnKuhn-j6k 10 месяцев назад

    My favorite starcraft player. Harstem is the goat imo

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 10 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine getting defeated by an X-man.

  • @recklessluck87
    @recklessluck87 10 месяцев назад

    Human paragon would be above human.

  • @sirgamermore8518
    @sirgamermore8518 10 месяцев назад +2

    Harstem, I think it’s time to add a BM counter to you gg no gg counter

  • @isaacfrank6029
    @isaacfrank6029 10 месяцев назад

    The opposite of the prefix "Sub" is the prefix "Super"

  • @Tsnafu
    @Tsnafu 10 месяцев назад

    Sub is below, super is above, so it'd be superhuman

  • @matth1005
    @matth1005 10 месяцев назад

    I believe the correct term is "underhuman"

  • @jermstergaming8780
    @jermstergaming8780 10 месяцев назад

    Simple thought process.
    Same opponent
    Same map
    Same strategy
    Same location
    Should=Same Outcome!

  • @epakai
    @epakai 10 месяцев назад

    The next level is demigod.

  • @Karmolicious
    @Karmolicious 10 месяцев назад +4

    6:28ish. This video probably wasn't recorded on todays date (29th dec) but Bobby Kotick is actually officially stepping down today. So I think the barcode will remain unmolested for now.

    • @mr.mystery9338
      @mr.mystery9338 10 месяцев назад

      Who is bobby?

    • @alfonshasel1995
      @alfonshasel1995 10 месяцев назад

      So hopefully blizz will start making decent games again in the next couple of years

    • @snowdrop9810
      @snowdrop9810 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@mr.mystery9338 the female employee diddler CEO of activision blizzard.

    • @danielbeshers1689
      @danielbeshers1689 10 месяцев назад +1

      Plot twist: it was Bobby

    • @aloe7794
      @aloe7794 10 месяцев назад

      Not like he'd do anything in particular about it but whatever

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 10 месяцев назад +1

    10:17 I love the idea of harstem making a new account called "subhumanharstem" or "subhumanharsty" etc, and then he finds / makes build with the intent to not only win but make the opponent angry.

    • @StrigWilson
      @StrigWilson 10 месяцев назад +1

      Subhuman Cowboy

  • @OrderPrerogative
    @OrderPrerogative 9 месяцев назад

    Cant shoot if you are dead.
    Genius.

  • @Knowbody42
    @Knowbody42 10 месяцев назад

    Bobby Kotick is no longer in charge of Blizzard.

  • @truthless4720
    @truthless4720 10 месяцев назад

    Superhuman would be the correct term.

  • @monkeybusiness673
    @monkeybusiness673 10 месяцев назад

    "Subhuman", huh?! Well, given that you never fail to greet us "other creatures of the sea", I think I'm okay with that. As a merman myself I tend to live below the humans in terms of altitude anyway 😀

  • @tehguitarque
    @tehguitarque 10 месяцев назад

    new gg pattern: superhuman go live!

  • @egilsjolander779
    @egilsjolander779 10 месяцев назад

    level above is a Übermensch

  • @gabrielswanson6145
    @gabrielswanson6145 10 месяцев назад

    Game 1 - Humbly hilarious
    Game 2 - Quoting Jesus Christ, Lord and Saviour...
    Harstem is best Kevin. Put Rotti08 #liquidret and Harstem in a room. Ask for Kevin, everyone knows you want Harstem.
    Imagine telling people you're looking for a Kevin, a Dutch Protoss, and you're thinking it's you. You're so proud they're not asking for Simon... you're about to standup... then they don't mention NASL but instand it's about 2017 and the year of HARSTEM !!~ TaKe and Kaelaris go CRAZY !!~
    You're Rotti08... you smile through the pain... you go play poker and X4 more in a day that your sc2 earnings. You question life.
    To be continued...
    Dictated not read

  • @EttoreBalderi
    @EttoreBalderi 10 месяцев назад

    The cheeses possibilties are endless with the three races, that’s crazy. Anyway next vid with reynor?

  • @martinsramek8643
    @martinsramek8643 7 месяцев назад

    its insane that its already at over 300 wins, I remember when it was under 100 :D

  • @discursion
    @discursion 10 месяцев назад +2

    Calling someone subhuman when losing is like declaring yourself subsubhuman.

  • @Time-Eraser
    @Time-Eraser 10 месяцев назад

    Processing comments...
    Data analysis complete.
    Findings indicate unanimous agreement towards the logical deduction of a superhuman entity as the accurate solution. Terminology such as subsonic and supersonic elucidate the application of prefixes in context.

  • @disconsolator
    @disconsolator 10 месяцев назад +1

    To be fair, playing a cheeser with 6600 MMR skill must be very frustrating for a 5700 MMR player

    • @SteamPaladin
      @SteamPaladin 10 месяцев назад

      cheese is easily defeatable by scouting, counterplaying, and game knowledge. in a word: git gud scrub

  • @Gizzardx0
    @Gizzardx0 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gouda video.

    • @alfonshasel1995
      @alfonshasel1995 10 месяцев назад

      Ouch! Afaik gouda is barely considered cheese in the netherlands.

    • @eclipseeffigy
      @eclipseeffigy 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@alfonshasel1995it's considered good cheese, but we have such great access to good cheese everywhere in the country that it doesn't stand out imho

  • @LinkageAX
    @LinkageAX 10 месяцев назад

    I like we can basically use the GG counter to extrapolate what percentage of the SC2 community are salty beaches. ~33%

  • @GwnMartijnXD
    @GwnMartijnXD 10 месяцев назад

    Since the Netherlands has an average elevation is 30m above see level, which is the 7th lowest average elevation in the world, country wise, with the other countries being five island nations and Qatar, Harstem is absolutely below 99% of the world's population most of the time and therefore, subhuman.

  • @Weirdo-e5j
    @Weirdo-e5j 10 месяцев назад

    above human=superhuman

  • @stevenothingspecial
    @stevenothingspecial 10 месяцев назад

    Super human of course

  • @jingxuanwang8674
    @jingxuanwang8674 10 месяцев назад +3

    Harstem: Says he's atheist.
    Also Harstem, half a second later: uses Bible phrase.

  • @attractivegd9531
    @attractivegd9531 10 месяцев назад

    You are a beautiful human.

  • @KenjiVdusc
    @KenjiVdusc 10 месяцев назад

    7:35 - subhuman --> -human --> domhuman, isnt it?

  • @enriquegarciacota3914
    @enriquegarciacota3914 10 месяцев назад

    Are we human, or are we dancers?

  • @elmoo88
    @elmoo88 10 месяцев назад

    Het tegenovergestelde van sub- is super-
    Dus superhuman zou het zijn... Wel een beetje "ubermensch-y".....

  • @simonkonicek1300
    @simonkonicek1300 10 месяцев назад

    Dogs of course...

  •  10 месяцев назад

    pooof goes the dynamite

  • @stevesmith7839
    @stevesmith7839 10 месяцев назад

    Above human = uberman, overman,

  • @oliround
    @oliround 10 месяцев назад

    The person who called you that is a good example of a beta male.
    A beta male is someone whos emotions get in the way of their intentions, goals or genuine human expression.

  • @joeo6378
    @joeo6378 10 месяцев назад

    Sur-human
    Human
    Sub-human

  • @Ty-bz7zx
    @Ty-bz7zx 10 месяцев назад

    Uber-human ... =))))

  • @alfonshasel1995
    @alfonshasel1995 10 месяцев назад +4

    6:22 subhuman may even be a nazi slur if barcode is german speaking, as it roughly translates to untermensch, a deragatory term for jews during the nazi regime

    • @wernerviehhauser94
      @wernerviehhauser94 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, but not limited to that. The term in its usual meaning was first "officially" coined by Lothrop Stoddard in the US in 1922, but the use dates back to the times of Theodor Fontane, where it was used as the (pretty straight forward) inverse to "Übermensch" (superhuman), and its use has not been limited to racist contexts. We just very prominently remember its use in Nazi propaganda.

    • @assault410
      @assault410 10 месяцев назад +3

      alright buddy, its definitely a terrible insult but lets not get carried away

    • @martinsz441
      @martinsz441 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@assault410 in german its really heavily associated with nazi slang, its true..

    • @assault410
      @assault410 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@martinsz441maybe, but im not gonna presume to know someones political ideology off of 1 insult in a 13 year old video game

    • @dustyodyssey
      @dustyodyssey 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@assault410 which is why he said "may even be" a slur instead of "it is" a slur

  • @roberts.wilson1848
    @roberts.wilson1848 10 месяцев назад

    So...if harstem using his strategy successfully is a subhuman, what makes him, the one being so incompetent of using that strategy to win.
    Does that make that other guy a sub sub human?! lol