What if Trotsky Came To Power Instead Of Stalin? (Ft: Cypher the Cynical Historian)

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    Its often wondered what the Soviet Union could have become if just one man had taken over, instead of Stalin. A surprisingly long-lasting mythos of Trotsky. So what would actually had happened if he had taken over after Lenin? Here is one scenario.
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  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub  3 года назад +1155

    Special thanks to Cypher the Cynical Historian for helping out with this video. Check out his Soviet Myth video here: ruclips.net/video/97qO3g5MGmc/видео.html

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 3 года назад +11

      Dear AlternateHistoryHub,
      Do you ever look at history and how it turned out, and figure that there really is a God?

    • @acxesta2
      @acxesta2 3 года назад +8

      I have a question: What if the Second Balkan War never happened because, I don't know, Bulgaria takes a few parts of Macedonia? I feel that that might make WW1 end differently because Bulgaria would probably join the Entente at some point during the war. Would this change the outcome of WW1? Would it be similar to what would happen if Teddy Roosevelt became president in 1912?

    • @RiggsBF
      @RiggsBF 3 года назад +2

      What if South Africa kept its nuclear weapons program?

    • @everettsalmans104
      @everettsalmans104 3 года назад +3

      Hello Cody, I sincerely enjoy watching your videos and content and was wondering if you could perhaps dedicate a video towards the question of "What if Britain and the United States accepted Himmler's peace negotiations to help the Germans fight the Soviets?". I know Hitler and some of his still faithful supporters weren't aware and I think it would be interesting to see how the whole situation would turn out. I hope the question doesn't come off as idiotic as I did not do too much research into the peace talks, but I think it would still be interesting nonetheless. Thank you and keep making awesome content for everyone to enjoy!

    • @TheIT221
      @TheIT221 3 года назад +3

      Honestly I don’t like the last part. Until 1933 Germany didn’t have the N. in control. They would remain a democracy. Then if Trotsky helped the communists in Germany either they would take over and become an ally, or trigger a civil war. Then the western powers would likely work together against him like you said. Then there is the fact of the Great Depression, and that could spur communism in the west. Lastly, France had many socialist supporters, and Trotsky also could’ve demanded they trigger a civil war. This is very great tho, 10/10

  • @ChessedGamon
    @ChessedGamon 3 года назад +15419

    Lenin: “I want Trotsky to be in charge”
    Trotsky: “Nice pick”
    Stalin: “Ice pick”

    • @_badger_9902
      @_badger_9902 3 года назад +319

      So dumb...
      I LOVE IT!

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 3 года назад +348

      "The world may never know if Stalin's paranoia was targeting the right people, or whether he made more enemies trying to exterminate every Trotsykist in the Party. What is known is that what he feared eventually came to pass. Today, Leon Trotsky reemerged as having returned from his exile, and with the support of several influential party members and NKVD officers, launched a coup overthrowing Stalin's rule.
      The former General Secretary was attacked in his home with an ice axe, and was swiftly executed along with several of his supporters. Tearing down the cult of personality he built up will take time, but the people know now at least that he was not immortal." - HOI4

    • @alexh4989
      @alexh4989 3 года назад +15

      😂

    • @bruinironside
      @bruinironside 3 года назад +7

      lol

    • @javierrivera9824
      @javierrivera9824 3 года назад +16

      That’s gold 😂

  • @hcy0772
    @hcy0772 3 года назад +5933

    You’re telling me Trotsky was so leftist he actually annoyed other leftists?

    • @Maria29G
      @Maria29G 3 года назад +1771

      As a leftist, trust me when I say that all leftists annoy other leftists

    • @ravenwolf3715
      @ravenwolf3715 3 года назад +621

      Maria G as another Leftist, the anarchist kind, I can confirm

    • @tejasdhami8734
      @tejasdhami8734 3 года назад +582

      @@Maria29G No wonder Franco won the Spanish Civil War.

    • @ghostontheohio
      @ghostontheohio 3 года назад +488

      To be fair, all leftists are annoying to all other leftists. Have you ever met a leftist?

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 3 года назад +86

      And the leftists are so obnoxious that they tried to each other alive.

  • @ghyuty17
    @ghyuty17 2 года назад +2722

    The thing is, in this alternate timeline we’d be thinking, “man this trotsky guy stinks, if Stalin came to power everything would be better”

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 2 года назад +278

      I doubt that, Trotsky was a military leader and history has a tendency to fetishize military leaders. Stalin being a complete bungler, really hurts him in history.

    • @theultimategodofgaming3200
      @theultimategodofgaming3200 2 года назад +69

      @@Edax_Royeaux That's true, but you could also make the case that Hitler was a military leader, and I don't see many people fetishizing him.

    • @morningwoody4514
      @morningwoody4514 2 года назад +178

      @@Edax_Royeaux Funnily enough, Nazi Germany's military was so effective directly *because* Hitler didn’t touch it. Most of the officers of WW1 weren’t purged, with promotions and medals still being based on competence.
      The problem was that having all political power consolidated into one man is a double-edged sword. While Hitler could promote skilled leaders at a record pace and make risky moves, it also meant that commanders would over-promise and grovel to Hitler for resources. Not to mention the fact that because France fell so quickly (a war that Hitler himself thought would cost over a million German lives), it made Hitler feel invincible and caused him to overextend his military until it broke.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 2 года назад +39

      @@morningwoody4514 Hitler was Supreme Commander of the German Army. During the Battle of Stalingrad (before the encirclement), he sacked General Halder and Field Marshal List and took direct command of Army Group A in the Caucasus. And at least according to TIK, he wasn't terrible as Commander of Army Group A, because he was capable of thinking on a grand strategic level while his generals had tunnel vision. Even though Hitler could see the impending disaster at Stalingrad coming, there wasn't many forces left he could put in it's way to try and stop it. Also Hitler being Supreme Commander of the German Army and Commander of Army Group A created a weird chain of command structure loop

    • @questionmaker5666
      @questionmaker5666 2 года назад +31

      @@Edax_Royeaux It shows that the German military was most effective when he provided a general overview and allowed the military to do its thing, but once he because overly involved in military matters things got worse. But Germany was bound to loose, and there was nothing Hitler could do about that.

  • @adamwathen5962
    @adamwathen5962 3 года назад +4252

    It took me until now that you replaced the swastica with the RUclips logo, and I have never been happier with a substitute symbol..

    • @JayKay-on2gr
      @JayKay-on2gr 3 года назад +80

      Scrolled all the way down here to see a comment appreciating it as much as I did 😄

    • @pedrosilvaferreira2562
      @pedrosilvaferreira2562 3 года назад +56

      Swastica ? You confused hold east asian symbols with hammers and sickles.

    • @johnathangaminj8200
      @johnathangaminj8200 3 года назад +28

      Aren't those the same thing?

    • @adamwathen5962
      @adamwathen5962 3 года назад +37

      @@johnathangaminj8200 The difference is one of them has incorporated females into their regime, and the other one never had the chance

    • @adamwathen5962
      @adamwathen5962 3 года назад +11

      @@johnathangaminj8200 Yes, you’re right, my apologies

  • @lauraschantz9058
    @lauraschantz9058 3 года назад +4770

    I'm reminded of an old joke. A Soviet artist is told to design a poster for the film, "Lenin in Poland." He returns with a picture of a man and woman engaging in barely-acceptable-to-print behavior. The maker of the film is furious.
    "Who is this shameless man here?"
    "That is Trotsky."
    "And who is this loose woman beside him?"
    "That is Lenin's wife."
    "And where," cries the filmmaker, "is Lenin?!"
    The artist gives a conspiratorial smile. "Lenin's in Poland."

    • @HiromiyamotoDesuDesu
      @HiromiyamotoDesuDesu 3 года назад +413

      For some reason I read this in the voice of Slavoj Zizek

    • @amagiordi2615
      @amagiordi2615 3 года назад +252

      @@HiromiyamotoDesuDesu *nose touching intensifies*

    • @oracle8192
      @oracle8192 3 года назад +96

      @@HiromiyamotoDesuDesu PAH-URE IDEOLOGY

    • @HiromiyamotoDesuDesu
      @HiromiyamotoDesuDesu 3 года назад +60

      @@oracle8192 *sniff*

    • @prkp7248
      @prkp7248 3 года назад +53

      That was not about Trotsky, that was about Dzierżynski.

  • @pipolwes000
    @pipolwes000 3 года назад +2857

    "He was extremely opinionated"
    Okay
    "even by leftist revolutionary standards"
    oh no

  • @bellowingsilence
    @bellowingsilence 2 года назад +480

    I always assumed Trotsky rising to power would have resulted in a much more severe Cold War, because Trotsky really was committed to spreading communism ideologically, while Stalin only sought that as a means of promoting Soviet interests.

    • @SeattlePioneer
      @SeattlePioneer 2 года назад +20

      My guess is that had Trotsky wound up at the top of the heap instead of Stalin, it would have resulted in the failure of Communism any number of times. Trotsky simply lacked the political skills and iron determination to drive the Communist agenda with the talent and energy Stalin brought to it.
      Just as a possible scenario---
      Trotsky was HOT to collectivize the land ---to take it away from the control of the peasantry who had grabbed it during THEIR revolution.
      Lenin took a shot at doing that. He failed and adopted the NEP. I can see Trotsky doing what Lenin did, and driving the USSR and Communism over the cliff when the peasantry revolted effectively.
      Trotsky was always hot to collectivize the land, while Stalin patiently accumulated the power to WAGE WAR effectively on the peasantry when the time came. So again I would expect Trotsky to have gone off prematurely, causing a rebellion he couldn't contain.
      Stalin DID begin his campaign to collectivize the land, right after getting rid of Trotsky! At that time he has the political means to wage WAR effectively against the peasants who constituted most of the population of Russia. He killed off MILLIONS in getting what he wanted.
      Trotsky was as brutal as Lenin or Stalin, but I don't think he would have had the political talent to carry that off.
      Just my guess and bias, of course. But while Stalin was successfully waging war on the peasantry, stealing their assets and collectivizing the land, Trotsky was first kicked out of the Communist Party, then forced into internal exile, then kicked out of the Soviet Union altogether. That's the measure of the difference between Stalin and Trotsky, in my opinion.

    • @notaspider4084
      @notaspider4084 7 месяцев назад +13

      being devoted to spreading communism as opposed to just advancing soviet interests is a good thing though. Stalin was such a controversial figure the USSR underwent an entire period of de-Stalinisation after he died. He was then replaced by increasingly liberal leaders who culminated in Gorbachyov & the destruction of the soviet union from the inside-out. I think it would have played out a lot differently if Trotsky did a good job of promoting communism, something that Stalin failed at.

    • @ahuman9100
      @ahuman9100 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@SeattlePioneeractually, by that logic, Trotsky would probably end the Bolshevik rule, prematurely freeing Russia

    • @SeattlePioneer
      @SeattlePioneer 6 месяцев назад

      Interesting speculation.
      I would suppose that Trotski would have failed to be willing to kill millions of Russians and Ukraineans in order to steal grain produced by peasants to selll on the world market to finance USSR's industrialization.
      That would have meant that USSR would only had a part of the industrialization needed to arms millions of Red Army soldiers with T34 tanks and aircraft to defeat Hitler. And he would not have flogged and terrorized a winning effort out of Red army commanders and soldiers, and thus the USSR would have been defeated by Germany.
      So PERHAPS the people of the USSR would not have been as enslaved by Stalin, and instead would have been enslaved when USSR was defeated by Germany in WWII.
      Stalin's main way of justifying all his murder and terror was the defeat of Germany. That really only happened BECAUSE of Stalin's murder and terror. So your suggestion that Trotsky would not have been as murderous as Stalin also suggests that USSR% would not have had the margin of power needed to defeat Hitler ---and even at that it was a very near thing early in Germany's invasion.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 5 месяцев назад +1

      I would be suprised if the soviet union still exists in the 50s, at least in Europe

  • @Drietfoga
    @Drietfoga 3 года назад +235

    I don't understand why the post-Lenin period is always framed as a Stalin vs. Trotsky rivalry. It was so much more complicated than that, for example Nikolai Bukharin was very influential as well, surely more than Trotsky, but he is rarely even mentioned when this period is discussed.

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen Год назад +31

      Speaking of Bukharin, another aspect I'm curious about is to what degree the Old Bolshiveks would have had Stalin not kill them off. I feel Trotsky would've kept them around to support his legitimacy, and in doing so, might have kept enough "carefully curated opposition" to help keep memory of the revolution alive... whereas Stalin basically killed everyone off who wasn't constantly loyal to him personally and therefore upon Stalin's death the USSR was basically drifting with a system that doesn't develop a system of leadership willing to take chances. Would the USSR still be around today had the Old Bolshiveks been left around to in turn keep that revolutionary zeal alive?

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Год назад +1

      Remilia elected as Chairwoman of the State Soviet

    • @railroading5726
      @railroading5726 Год назад +3

      Bukharin didnt get a funny death

    • @redtexan7053
      @redtexan7053 Год назад +13

      Strange as it might sound, as far as the West is concerned at least, I think the reason might be George Orwell. For a long time, Orwell has been capitalism’s favorite anti-communist shill, and his perceptions of Soviet politics have become the *only* perceptions of Soviet politics for a lot of westerners who don’t study the subject with any interest. But while he might have been an irritating reactionary gnat, Orwell was a strange sort of Trotsky proponent. You see it over and over again, in his two most subsidized works especially. Snowball and Goldstein. Apart from Trotsky’s own writings, the idea that Trotsky was just a few years away from achieving “real socialism” really starts in most people when they read Animal Farm. None of it is true, of course. Trotsky was a political fool whose ideology was riddled with petty bourgeois revision. But the idea has gotten there none the less.

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@seronymusWho was Remilia?

  • @lionheart6176
    @lionheart6176 3 года назад +5612

    so trotsky was the first guy to say "But thats not real communism"

    • @dogguy8603
      @dogguy8603 3 года назад +136

      Lol

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 года назад +151

      Nailed it.

    • @MacetazzOpina
      @MacetazzOpina 3 года назад +527

      That’s kinda true tho, Britain was supposed to become communist, not a pre industrial nation with less resources like Russia. And the soviets weren’t really following the whole Marxist theory because they really couldn’t.
      You could say it’s like in capitalism you have rotten countries like the Latin America and US and more balanced and fair countries like the nordics, Europe, etc. If the whole world was like Germany or Norway I don’t think many people would oppose capitalism so much, the same way, if Britain had developed communism in the vein of Marxist theory I don’t think it would have been as bad as it was

    • @rurak2727
      @rurak2727 3 года назад +41

      @@MacetazzOpina You aren‘t levying the criticism Trotsky did

    • @te1327
      @te1327 3 года назад +24

      @@n.m.8802 well we have a political party that flip flopped between centrism and socialism so it's not that strange.

  • @lastword8783
    @lastword8783 3 года назад +6085

    A Soviet Joke: A man in the USSR is sentenced to ten years in the gulag. Upon his arrival, he is asked by another prisoner, “How did you get ten years?”
    He responds, “I did nothing!”
    The prisoner says to him, “Don’t lie to me now! Everyone knows that nothing gets you five years!”

    • @Cadu_Ferreira
      @Cadu_Ferreira 3 года назад +64

      I don’t get it

    • @daviddiaz4855
      @daviddiaz4855 3 года назад +820

      @@Cadu_Ferreira The joke is that people that did nothing get 5 years in the gulag, the man got 10, meaning he did something

    • @mycrobyte6063
      @mycrobyte6063 3 года назад +77

      Wow you are a comedy genius

    • @andrewa9694
      @andrewa9694 3 года назад +158

      @@mycrobyte6063 I think he gets the joke but is adding his own humorous layer. As perhaps are you.

    • @Roketsune
      @Roketsune 3 года назад +42

      It's funny because it's true!

  • @Mark761966
    @Mark761966 3 года назад +48

    Orson Welles wrote Animal Farm?
    That's some Major League Counterfactual History.

  • @BlueRockBill
    @BlueRockBill 2 года назад +111

    I think you're missing some nuances from Germany. The Russian Communists (including Lenin) never thought any revolution would work without at least one fully capitalist country having their own socialist revolution (the Bolsheviks are kind of like the dog that caught the car, in this way). Germany ends up with two competing groups of socialists: the Democratic Socialists and the German Communists (one wants to elect socialism into power, the other wants to revolt). Fascism gets going while these two (bigger) groups fight each other. When Hitlers says that in the early days, if his enemies had united fascism would've been crushed, this is what he's referring to. So the real historical question is: If it was Trotsky, instead of Stalin, would a more aggressive Communist Russia, create conditions in Germany where a socialist government (through either elections or revolution) would have come to power. This would have extinguished fascism in Germany before it began.
    Who knows.
    Additionally, Trotsky was Jewish and Russia post-revolution still had a lot of Anti-Semitic sentiment (even if it was illegal). He declined the offer to become Prime Minister after the coup, for this reason. He didn't think the country would follow him. Lenin would have had to over come Russian prejudice to get Trotsky in.

    • @just_one_opinion
      @just_one_opinion Год назад

      U kidding right!!!!! Uker famine holocaust in 30s was caused by zion komissars...lenin jew, marx jew, trotski jew...kommies were jews

    • @quack6292
      @quack6292 Год назад +3

      Hey, do you happen to have a source on the Trotsky turning down that position thing? Not doubting you but I'm doing a pet-project related to Soviet History and I wanted to know where you heard that he declined the position. Thanks!

    • @BlueRockBill
      @BlueRockBill Год назад +2

      @@quack6292 Sorry for the late reply: Revolutions Podcast by Mike Duncan. He's a journalist, not a prof, but he does do a HUGE amount of research and keeps a relatively neutral position as he goes through Russian History, Marxism, etc.
      He's also a good source for French, Haitian, American, and Mexican revolutions and the English Civil Wars.

    • @quack6292
      @quack6292 Год назад

      @@BlueRockBill Sorry for my late reply lol, Thank you very much! This should be very helpful to me

    • @SpaceMarine500
      @SpaceMarine500 10 дней назад

      National socialism and fascism are not the same.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 3 года назад +2717

    If Snowball kicked Napoleon out from the Animal Farm and stayed in power, then he could've saved the windmills.

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 3 года назад +91

      Everything Snowball wanted to do Napoleon did so the results would've stayed the same.

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 3 года назад +162

      @@mysteryjunkie9808 umm, no.

    • @al3xa723
      @al3xa723 3 года назад +88

      @@mysteryjunkie9808 No, not really lol

    • @darjeelingoffthegourd
      @darjeelingoffthegourd 3 года назад +84

      snowball was a fucking revisionist and you know it

    • @al3xa723
      @al3xa723 3 года назад +42

      @@darjeelingoffthegourd not as bad as Napoleon, he was just a pig...
      Sorry

  • @erichunsaker4969
    @erichunsaker4969 3 года назад +1997

    **points** Hey, I've seen this one a few years ago.

    • @PresidentAutumn
      @PresidentAutumn 3 года назад +131

      “This is a classic!”

    • @phasmas1803
      @phasmas1803 3 года назад +141

      New fans: What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new,

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 3 года назад +13

      Communism spreads beyond Russia, as well as becoming the aggresser in what would become WW2. And so after the Soviets are defeated, the Nazis and America enter into a Cold War. Which would ALSO mean, that instead of "The Nazis Were Right!" and "Neo Nazis" being in America, there would be far left "The Soviets Were Right!" and "Neo Soviets" would be in America.

    • @moonshinei
      @moonshinei 3 года назад +4

      Hunter V and instead the left jeers and points at everything remotely right wing and calls it Nazi propaganda

    • @dimitriosdrossidis9633
      @dimitriosdrossidis9633 3 года назад +2

      @@hunterv9983 nah, even If the Nazis won (which No, but let's ignore that), they would still lose

  • @Qba86
    @Qba86 3 года назад +35

    Now correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I recall, Orwell's portrail of Snowball/Trotsky wasn't all unicorns and rainbows. He was in favour of pigs getting special treatment just as much as Napoleon.

  • @niekdekleijn134
    @niekdekleijn134 2 года назад +18

    Since so many different people have different reasons for portraying Trotsky in a certain way it seems ill advised to trust an account that attributes Animal Farm to Orson Welles

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 года назад +2674

    *Trotsky:* "This Empire is in...unacceptable...CONDITIOOOOOOOOOOONS! UNACCEPTABLE! One million years work camp!"

    • @LoopysLeftovers
      @LoopysLeftovers 3 года назад +19

      Huh, you are here too

    • @joshelguapo5563
      @joshelguapo5563 3 года назад +148

      Is it wrong that I read that in lemongrabs voice?

    • @NeoakiraIV
      @NeoakiraIV 3 года назад +14

      Joshua Saffy saaame lol

    • @areszhu8198
      @areszhu8198 3 года назад +4

      You here too????? We’re are you coming from?

    • @How23497
      @How23497 3 года назад +3

      Joshua Saffy no

  • @Ekvitarius
    @Ekvitarius 3 года назад +2471

    “Long time fans might be thinking, didn’t he do a video about this already?” Dude, I still remember the old alternatehistorypt-style videos you used to make

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 3 года назад +31

      i rembered that

    • @grisha5051
      @grisha5051 3 года назад +46

      I remember when the What if l Persia defeated Greece video came out

    • @Ekvitarius
      @Ekvitarius 3 года назад +37

      Zoomer Imperator that was 2017. I’m talking about the 2013 era.

    • @mape7934
      @mape7934 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 3 года назад +5

      @Zoomer Imperator I'm pretty sure he still does it. The timing is just erratic.

  • @toxicman9128
    @toxicman9128 3 года назад +53

    Gotta remember that Fascism was adopted by the Eastern European nations BECAUSE it was seen as fervently anti-communist. It’s entirely possible that Britain and France could have seen large and even prominent fascist parties as communism is seen as more of a threat than fascism

    • @ratelarmonter4736
      @ratelarmonter4736 3 года назад +24

      Fascism is not a threat to the bourgeoisie; on the contrary, it is salvation. Fascism was formed as a reaction to communist sentiments in the country, as a terrorist agony in an attempt to preserve the bourgeois system.

    • @alecmullaney7957
      @alecmullaney7957 2 года назад

      That's part of how the US's current fascist party came into power

    • @therainbowconnection6813
      @therainbowconnection6813 2 года назад +4

      @@ratelarmonter4736 Communism is not seen as a threat to the bourgeoisie either. Those are the ones funding it. Communism is a threat to the middle and working class. To those with enough money to be hated, but not enough to be safe and to those who have no means of resisting tyranny.

    • @user-yj3ti9rg7n
      @user-yj3ti9rg7n 2 года назад +3

      @@therainbowconnection6813 lol. Tell me you're joking, because if you are then that's a good one.

    • @therainbowconnection6813
      @therainbowconnection6813 2 года назад

      @@user-yj3ti9rg7n Explain.

  • @Zaroni_
    @Zaroni_ Год назад +52

    To be honest I think that Trotsky would realize maybe after taking power that his thought of safety through elimination was not such a good idea.

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 5 месяцев назад +3

      It didn't stop Lenin. If Trotsky had ultimate authority he would have used it.

    • @SeattlePioneer
      @SeattlePioneer 2 месяца назад

      You are supposing that Trotsky WAS NOT A BOLSHEVIK?
      There is PLENTY of evidence that he was ----and none that he was not.
      Shucks ---even soft hearted Stalin gave Trotsky opportunities to LIVE after being expelled from the party. Stalin never made THAT mistake again!

  • @itsyaboitavino3273
    @itsyaboitavino3273 3 года назад +2971

    The true heir should not have been Stalin or Trotsky. The true heir was Tim Curry all along

    • @ghostontheohio
      @ghostontheohio 3 года назад +269

      spaaAAACE

    • @idkwut4523
      @idkwut4523 3 года назад +25

      REEEEE

    • @schlabber9677
      @schlabber9677 3 года назад +27

      Red Alert ?

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 3 года назад +5

      @@pitipuziko3555 realistically no as anime would be near unrecognisable or never exist.

    • @croatianbolshevik3533
      @croatianbolshevik3533 3 года назад +7

      Wrong the people elected Stalin , Lenin didnt chose heirs in USSR people elected their leaders.

  • @oswald7597
    @oswald7597 3 года назад +6013

    "Tell the guy in charge of giving people jobs not to let that jerk Stalin take over. BTW, who's the guy in charge of giving people jobs again?"
    "That would be Stalin, sir"

    • @lordmiraak8991
      @lordmiraak8991 3 года назад +517

      I see you're a man of culture

    • @riccards
      @riccards 3 года назад +512

      Thats too simplified

    • @oswald7597
      @oswald7597 3 года назад +702

      @@riccards You could even say it's Oversimplified

    • @andresolmos8639
      @andresolmos8639 3 года назад +290

      @@oswald7597 Roll the credits

    • @xanic3708
      @xanic3708 3 года назад +82

      nice oversimplified reference

  • @randomstuffc.j.o1408
    @randomstuffc.j.o1408 3 года назад +31

    Replace one ruthless dictator with another ruthless dictator that was supposed to be the original ruthless dictator that got replaced by the ruthless dictator

  • @1homelander179
    @1homelander179 3 года назад +16

    Trotsky: propose Stalin to the general secretary post
    Stalin: exile Trotsky
    Trotsky: suprised pikachu face

  • @devilord3271
    @devilord3271 3 года назад +1822

    So basically people romantacized Trotszky because he wrote fanfiction of himself all the time

    • @erikthomsen4768
      @erikthomsen4768 3 года назад +212

      Considering the alternatives: *Romanticizing Stalin*
      Yeah I can understand the blind hope.

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 3 года назад +68

      Useless fact Stalin very rarely took a bath of course everyone was too scared to say something

    • @inmemoryofjstark7893
      @inmemoryofjstark7893 3 года назад +123

      @Spartan 506 and the fact he killed 20milion people

    • @inmemoryofjstark7893
      @inmemoryofjstark7893 3 года назад +74

      @Spartan 506 ? Stalin was estimated to have killed 20 million

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 3 года назад +82

      @Spartan 506 tankie detected

  • @theprussianmink
    @theprussianmink 3 года назад +645

    Ah, yes. The famous writer behind Animal Farm: Orson Welles.

    • @Doctor_Robert
      @Doctor_Robert 3 года назад +52

      I was thinking maybe it was some sort of "fool-the-algorithm" thing, a bit like the RUclips Party replacing the Nazis in all these videos...

    • @Mongolium
      @Mongolium 3 года назад +64

      My family still thinks Orson Welles is the English socialist and George Orwell did the broadcast about aliens.

    • @CynicalHistorian
      @CynicalHistorian 3 года назад +60

      @@Doctor_Robert nope, just a slip of the tongue that neither Cody or I caught, LOL

    • @Doctor_Robert
      @Doctor_Robert 3 года назад +6

      @@CynicalHistorian lol, awesome. (Could've entirely fooled me)

    • @silentrevolver4600
      @silentrevolver4600 3 года назад +15

      In an alternative timeline where citizen Kane ran an animal farm in 1984 called Insoc

  • @monkeyassvespucci8463
    @monkeyassvespucci8463 2 года назад +17

    Trotsky was a bit of a military genius but he suffered big time defeats externally and internally.

    • @spencer101
      @spencer101 6 месяцев назад +1

      He wasn't a military genius lmao, he was good at organizing and modernize the Red Army. He wasn't a strategist at all. The best thing he did was getting former Officers into the Red Army so it's a professional army instead of a Revolutionary.

  • @gordonlynch771
    @gordonlynch771 2 года назад +24

    Having done Russian history from 1800 through the Napoleonic era up until the end of the Soviet Union, I found myself thinking about this same question and often found myself bemoaning the failure of Trotsky to take over from Lenin.

    • @grantflippin7808
      @grantflippin7808 2 месяца назад

      Then we'd bemoan the failure of Stalin to take over

  • @cow1816
    @cow1816 3 года назад +1306

    "The Soviets might not just stop at Germany"
    "Hmm sounds familiar..."
    *Looks at China*

    • @mommat794
      @mommat794 3 года назад +25

      Japan already had China and most of Asia pretty well flatten by then (2nd Sino war).

    • @havanascp9602
      @havanascp9602 3 года назад +12

      Excuse his lack of knowledge in sure he thinks Japan was an allied 😁😁

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 3 года назад +11

      @@mommat794 a perfect vehicle to export the revolution across

    • @mommat794
      @mommat794 3 года назад +4

      @@maxwellli7057 look up William Blum on the internet archive.

    • @ycasto1063
      @ycasto1063 3 года назад +3

      Uh.... the CCP was waging its revolution since the mid 1920s

  • @mage1over137
    @mage1over137 3 года назад +530

    On Hitler's armband, he replaced the swastica with the youtube Icon, subtle, lol.

    • @alexross1816
      @alexross1816 3 года назад +88

      (Not making fun of you) It's been like that for a while, specifically since RUclips's been flagging and censoring WWII videos.

    • @konigstiger3252
      @konigstiger3252 3 года назад +15

      Remember the the left for their sins and vote come Nov

    • @xump4617
      @xump4617 3 года назад +18

      Königstiger what?

    • @Aeluron
      @Aeluron 3 года назад +17

      I don't think Qannon is healthy for you. Don't listen

    • @mage1over137
      @mage1over137 3 года назад

      Yeah I do remember that now, he made a whole video. I feel like an idiot.

  • @noc7869
    @noc7869 3 года назад +16

    5:58 the memories this scene gave me. Ill never forget this series

  • @larryinc64
    @larryinc64 3 года назад +18

    I mentally jumbled Trotsky with Tchaikovsky when reading the title, and that sounds like a interesting scenario.

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 3 года назад +2

      USSR anthem: 1922 overture

  • @ZachValkyrie
    @ZachValkyrie 3 года назад +376

    George Orwell: "...who the bloody hell is Orson Welles?"

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 3 года назад +4

      You’ve never seen The Magnificent Burmese Ambersons?

    • @bradfordhatch5085
      @bradfordhatch5085 3 года назад +14

      He was best known for the (largely fictional) panic aroused by his (actual) broadcast of a radio play based on War of the Worlds in 1938. But apparently this guy just had a brain fart when he said Orson Welles instead of George Orwell.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 года назад

      @@bradfordhatch5085 To be honest their names are quite similar.

    • @bradfordhatch5085
      @bradfordhatch5085 3 года назад

      @@JonatasAdoM Oh, I know that; that's probably how the brain fart (or Freudian slip if you prefer the actual technical name) came about in the first place. I wasn't *dissing* the man, if that's what you thought. We *all* make such slips; God knows I've made my share. That doesn't mean the guy was dumb or anything. If anything the smarter and more educated you are the more likely you are to make such slips! Hence the common trope of the absent-minded professor. :-)

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 3 года назад

      @@bradfordhatch5085 If I had a nickel for the times I've messed up Will Farrell and Pharell Williams...

  • @nbewarwe
    @nbewarwe 3 года назад +345

    A yes, Leon "I'm gonna start a revolution in every country that hosts me in my exile" Trotsky

    • @SplashTasty
      @SplashTasty 3 года назад +33

      Based

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 3 года назад +6

      Fuck he really did not think that one through

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 3 года назад +2

      @@ItsButterBean1020 Mexican Ice Picks! Come get your Mexican Ice Picks!

  • @nitrosophelin
    @nitrosophelin 3 года назад +15

    Trotsky's willingness to use people from the old regime to train people in the USSR is kinda similar to what Mao ended up doing later

  • @whateverthisis389
    @whateverthisis389 Год назад +9

    Stalin: We must prepare, for a great threat shall soon come.
    Trotsky: *WE ARE THE DANGER*

  • @edsiles4297
    @edsiles4297 3 года назад +756

    Another scenario that could be interesting: what if Lenin was in better health and remained alive and in power a few years (or decades) longer?

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 3 года назад +167

      Then, since Lenin wiuld be in, Stalin would be out, so he would become Stalout and maybe be related to Stallone.

    • @wonderfulwonderful8543
      @wonderfulwonderful8543 3 года назад +30

      @Jonathan Williams Search up Lenin's : Peaceful Coexistence
      It would have been the opposite

    • @PORRRIDGE_GUN
      @PORRRIDGE_GUN 3 года назад +154

      Churchill wrote that 'Russia's greatest misfortune was Lenin's birth. It's second greatest misfortune was his untimely death'
      Even an arch imperialist and capitalist like Churchill could see that the Soviet Union was ultimately a humanist ideology. He found it easy to be an ally of the Soviet Union because he argued 'Whilst Nazism can only get worse, Bolshevism can only get better'
      When your ideological opponents respect and agree with you, you know you are doing something right.

    • @handsomejas105
      @handsomejas105 3 года назад +72

      @@PORRRIDGE_GUN man fuck I wish Lenin didn't die

    • @Varun37251
      @Varun37251 2 года назад +10

      Lenin would’ve accidentally been killed and Trotsky would’ve disappeared. Stalin would then reluctantly take power and eat all the grain.

  • @littlebearoverlook
    @littlebearoverlook 3 года назад +2194

    15:02
    "Far less restraint than Stalin" is one of, if not the most terrifying phrases I think I've ever heard.

    • @liker-qd4fz
      @liker-qd4fz 3 года назад +23

      Well sh

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 года назад +81

      So Stalin was tame in comparison???

    • @littlebearoverlook
      @littlebearoverlook 3 года назад +112

      @@laurocoman As terrifying as it sounds I guess so

    • @Depipro
      @Depipro 3 года назад +267

      The same goes for Lenin himself. Simon Sebag Montefiore describes a scene in his biography of the young Stalin (until 1917, that is - he wrote about Stalin's later life and rule extensively earlier), in which Lenin, in an argument during a pre-revolution communist congress, began to call for the immediate exectuion of everyone who didn't agree with him. It was Stalin who told Lenin to calm the hell down and stop being so ridiculous.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 года назад +50

      @@Depipro is there any communist who wasn't bat-shit insane?

  • @KingAlanI
    @KingAlanI 6 месяцев назад +4

    Ironic that his willingness to listen to technical experts would have helped some problems but his ideological zeal even by revolutionary standards would have caused other issues

  • @3417gekkou
    @3417gekkou 2 года назад +5

    That damn Orson Welles and his romanticizing of Trotsky in Citizen Kane

  • @nikhilratta4076
    @nikhilratta4076 3 года назад +331

    "So basically centrist"
    Jreg wants to know your location

    • @Targisvear
      @Targisvear 3 года назад

      For a handshake?

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 3 года назад +1

      Targi Svear
      Centracide

    • @Targisvear
      @Targisvear 3 года назад +8

      @@randomuser5443 I mean, Cody was criticising people who would take fascists side just because communist attack them by calling them "basically centrist" so Cody isn't being nice to them, unless Jreg would centracide at the mention of them at all... would he?

    • @JohnSmith-gz4fs
      @JohnSmith-gz4fs 3 года назад +2

      @@Targisvear I think we both know the answer

    • @Targisvear
      @Targisvear 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnSmith-gz4fs So like "Meet the Parents" it is: "You said centrism on an airplane" "I said I didn't like centrism" "You said centrism on an airplane".

  • @RabidlyTaboo
    @RabidlyTaboo 3 года назад +1445

    Alternate History: What if George Orwell was a radio host and Orson Wells was a writer.

    • @ThePreciseClimber
      @ThePreciseClimber 3 года назад +106

      "Snowball... That's right. Snowball Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."

    • @njb1126
      @njb1126 3 года назад +32

      I heard that and thought did I hear that right? Maybe that’s the same world where the president was Ronald Reagan, the First Lady was Jane wyman, and the Vice President was Jerry Lewis

    • @NoahBodze
      @NoahBodze 3 года назад +51

      Orwell WAS a radio host. For the BBC. He did anti communist propaganda. Look it up. His work as a broadcaster for the BBC is what gave him the details for the offices and rooms in the Ministry of Truth.

    • @robertjohnson1647
      @robertjohnson1647 3 года назад +13

      Citizen Smith (that's probably only going to work for UK readers).

    • @robertjohnson1647
      @robertjohnson1647 3 года назад +20

      @@NoahBodze and Wells was a writer. He co-wrote Citizen Kane.

  • @codylgarcia
    @codylgarcia 8 месяцев назад +4

    3:20
    On mobile, when I tap the screen to pull up the pause, previous & next video, CC, fullscreen, etc. buttons, the figures get an outline and little angry faces in light gray.

  • @susangoaway
    @susangoaway 3 года назад +22

    >the USSR would be an ideological fanatical state
    So... just like the USSR?

    • @JohnDoe-mp1yn
      @JohnDoe-mp1yn 3 года назад

      when you're a radical leftist like me, you'd know that they were authoritarian social democrats who can't be brought to actually practice communism.

    • @susangoaway
      @susangoaway 3 года назад

      @@JohnDoe-mp1yn Same enemies to me.

    • @JohnDoe-mp1yn
      @JohnDoe-mp1yn 3 года назад

      @@susangoaway social democrats are plugging the holes of capitalism, so you better pray they get shit done. you will never be a billionaire and capitalists will always be private dictators.

    • @robertstan298
      @robertstan298 3 года назад +2

      What world superpower across history isn't?
      Cause we all know US imperialism isn't fanatical at all.
      "they hate us because of our fReEdOm"
      *US proceeds to bomb another children's hospital*...
      Yep, that must be it.

    • @susangoaway
      @susangoaway 3 года назад +2

      @@JohnDoe-mp1yn Social democrats are the ones creating these holes in capitalism turning it into cronyism.
      They are the last ones I'd trust.

  • @Canhistoryismylife
    @Canhistoryismylife 3 года назад +443

    19:07 did cypher really call George Orwell Orson Welles?

    • @cynthmcgpoet
      @cynthmcgpoet 3 года назад +28

      Yes, he did.

    • @WinderTP
      @WinderTP 3 года назад +204

      Orson Welles wrote Animal Farm in the timeline where Trotsky got to power

    • @col.nugget1524
      @col.nugget1524 3 года назад +15

      I was so confused....

    • @cyberpotato63
      @cyberpotato63 3 года назад +8

      At least it wasn't me having a brain fart. I'm getting old and thought I was having a senior moment, or maybe there was a glitch in the matrix.

    • @AP-hv9ll
      @AP-hv9ll 3 года назад +27

      Cypher, to me, can be a bit of a know-it-all pompous twat, so I find this especially funny.

  • @AlexeiRamotar
    @AlexeiRamotar 3 года назад +1098

    Trotsky was opposed to Lenin's change and move to the NEP. Stalin used this to isolate Trotsky. Trotsky also overestimated his popularity and underestimated Stalin's intelligence.

    • @JakobMusick
      @JakobMusick 3 года назад +44

      He also under-estimated the spinelessness and bravery of potential allies in the party.

    • @thomasprat7760
      @thomasprat7760 3 года назад +6

      He was also an inconsistent and undecided leftist who had bad strategies and couldn’t make up his mind. Lenin called him a political slut in the newspapers, to make sure that he wouldn’t replace him.

    • @JakobMusick
      @JakobMusick 3 года назад

      @@thomasprat7760 Whom are u referrıng to?

    • @thomasprat7760
      @thomasprat7760 3 года назад +19

      @@JakobMusick Trotsky. He played a crucial role in the October revolution and in the civil war, but then his ideas were constantly changing and he wasn’t consistent. Then he fled in 1928-29 and started advocating for a US military coup in the SU.

    • @JakobMusick
      @JakobMusick 3 года назад +33

      @@thomasprat7760 Stalins were also changing throughout the years. Stalin was the ultimate opportunist. It was charecteristic of State Socialism for the 'party line' to change. These people were forging absolutely new paths. Their ideas changed as the conditions changed, and their prospects of being in or out of power also changed

  • @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328
    @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 3 года назад +1

    Great video Cody, keep up the good work buddy!

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 2 года назад +4

    *@ **19:00** or so;*
    Orson Wells didn't write Animal Farm; George Orwell wrote it.

  • @drock8eight1
    @drock8eight1 3 года назад +311

    I love how he replaced the swastika with the RUclips logo 😂

  • @dakkarnemo1094
    @dakkarnemo1094 3 года назад +256

    "And they have aged terribly."
    *"OOOOPS."*

    • @AvsJoe
      @AvsJoe 3 года назад +5

      RIP Sequelitis

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 3 года назад

      I wish I understood, alas I know nothing of history and only watch these because me likey the voice

    • @dakkarnemo1094
      @dakkarnemo1094 3 года назад +10

      @@creshiell The picture was used on an old video of his on Trotsky, but it's not Trotsky there. I forgot what the guy's name was.

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 3 года назад +1

      @@dakkarnemo1094 that's amazing LMFAO thank you

    • @th3d3storoy3r
      @th3d3storoy3r 3 года назад +3

      @@dakkarnemo1094 Yeah, IIRC, it was Mikhail Kalinin

  • @mkepioneet
    @mkepioneet 3 года назад +1

    This is easily my favorite video of yours

  • @anaustrianguy1861
    @anaustrianguy1861 2 года назад +10

    Imagine knowing nearly nothing about Trotsky but making a video about it

  • @historyarmyproductions
    @historyarmyproductions 3 года назад +401

    *holy crap he's wearing a budenovka, my life is complete.*

    • @thatoneportuguese6843
      @thatoneportuguese6843 3 года назад +19

      Russian civil war uniform goes brrrrrrrrr

    • @awkwardbound569
      @awkwardbound569 3 года назад +8

      he just needs some telogreika and then our lives would be complete

    • @historyarmyproductions
      @historyarmyproductions 3 года назад +3

      @@awkwardbound569 And Sapogi. Don't forget the Sapogi

    • @awkwardbound569
      @awkwardbound569 3 года назад +1

      @@historyarmyproductions Also the gimnasterka

  • @dspserpico
    @dspserpico 3 года назад +1089

    “He was extremely opinionated, even by leftist revolutionary standards.”

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 3 года назад +86

      “Blow up the moon to empower black minorities”

    • @comissar8953
      @comissar8953 3 года назад +27

      Yeah we leftists don't like trots

    • @bouddicathesleepinglioness3148
      @bouddicathesleepinglioness3148 3 года назад +38

      @@comissar8953 I can't think of a strain that LIKES trots. from anarchist, to Marxist-Leninist from Council comminists and syndicalists to Third world Maoists and Bordgists. Is there any actual kind of leftist that likes Trots?

    • @comissar8953
      @comissar8953 3 года назад +16

      @@bouddicathesleepinglioness3148 maybe leftcoms but idk , he has Trotskyists

    • @comissar8953
      @comissar8953 3 года назад +14

      @@bouddicathesleepinglioness3148 there is a kind of meme Trotskyism , posadism believes in permanent Revolution and nuclear war and aliens lol

  • @rimfire8217
    @rimfire8217 2 года назад +3

    In Orwell's Defense he did show some corruption before Snowball [Trotsky] was exiled.
    The Pigs all agreed to hoard the apples, Snowball [Trotsky] included. Snowball [Trotsky] also discouraged Boxer from crying over a dead man. Snowball [Trotsky] by all accounts was a fanatic.
    However Animal Farm's view of the Russian Revolution was still rather skewed in favor of Snowball [Trotsky] making him into a martyr for the Socialist's Theology. Old Georgie was a socialist himself after all. Therefore his work cannot be used to criticize Socialism, despite that clearly being what Animal Farm is about!!

  • @aacproductions996
    @aacproductions996 7 месяцев назад +3

    You should totally do a what if Beria took over after Stalin video

  • @Hemdael
    @Hemdael 3 года назад +199

    So, Trotsky would be my average Soviet run of Hearts of Iron

    • @sevret313
      @sevret313 3 года назад +23

      I tried being a nice Stalin and not purge anyone in one of my Russia runs, but then Trotsky attacked.

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 3 года назад +8

      @@sevret313 Everything changed when...
      Never mind

    • @math3000
      @math3000 3 года назад +1

      I always do a Trotsky run, I like the stage a coup buffs

  • @Azoth86730
    @Azoth86730 3 года назад +170

    "But *Orson Welles* had to stick his pen in it..."
    This is truly an alternate timeline.

    • @Akrafena
      @Akrafena Год назад

      probs because welles is similar to orwell

  • @Daretobestupider
    @Daretobestupider 2 года назад +5

    I always feel slightly awkward about how hot Stalin was as a young man; I'm straight, Moustache Boy, get out of my brain!

  • @ronaldreagan7772
    @ronaldreagan7772 3 года назад +5

    "Stalin is too rude and this fault become unacceptable in the office of the General Secretary. Therefore I propose to the comrades that a way be found to remove Stalin from his position and replace him with someone more considerate to his comrades" Lenin

  • @als3022
    @als3022 3 года назад +188

    Trotsky takes power of the Soviet Union, accidently falls down the stairs onto 72 knives and Stalin reluctantly comes into power. There is always Stalin comrade.

    • @LydiaRavenQueen
      @LydiaRavenQueen 3 года назад +2

      😆😆😆🤮

    • @GargamelGold
      @GargamelGold 3 года назад +1

      AL S,
      Not if Stalin died before being able to gain power. That’s another possibility. Perhaps Trotsky only gained power because Stalin wasn’t around to take it

    • @als3022
      @als3022 3 года назад +10

      @@GargamelGold Comrade I think you need to talk to these nice men with guns. They will show you how Stalin would always have been around.
      Good point though.

    • @joemama-qy4fb
      @joemama-qy4fb 3 года назад +1

      *"reluctantly"*

    • @luskarian4055
      @luskarian4055 3 года назад

      Two self-inflicted gunshots in the back of Trotsky's head, Stalin had no choice but to step up

  • @Cellaghney
    @Cellaghney 3 года назад +349

    Personally, I'm particularly interested in Cypher's alternate history Animal Farm, which is his universe was written by Orson Welles rather than George Orwell... :D

    • @vydave
      @vydave 2 года назад +32

      I'm still not sure if it was a joke, or an oversight on Cypher's part. Either way, Citizen Kane but it's Animal Farm. Talk about a confusing crossover.

  • @LegoandmoviereviewsBlogspot
    @LegoandmoviereviewsBlogspot 3 года назад +5

    1:27 Damn. Young Stalin was kind of a chad

  • @DwRockett
    @DwRockett 2 года назад +2

    13:55 another perfect opportunity to use the “OOPS!” sound effect

  • @lensy6
    @lensy6 3 года назад +405

    I rmember reading one of trotsky's books once and he started it with going off about how the west are technically wrong with the months they use for the 1917 revolutions. The original umm acktually

    • @fanaticaltechpriest1002
      @fanaticaltechpriest1002 3 года назад +84

      What a stupidly pointless and irrelevant detail, definitely Trotsky

    • @jayayerson8819
      @jayayerson8819 3 года назад +64

      It's not so much that the western dates are wrong, but that Russia used a different calendar.
      For example, in the old Russian calendar, the taking of the Winter Palace was in October 1917, but by the western calendar it was already November.
      LOTS of quotes give the dates in the original Russian calendar.

    • @jossaha
      @jossaha 3 года назад +18

      @@fanaticaltechpriest1002 Very relevant given that the topic was Russia's relationship with modernity. Moron.

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 3 года назад +4

      It's because Russia still used the Julian calendar and it's date differs by a week or so.

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz 3 года назад

      @@thaneofwhiterun3562 - By some 13 days.

  • @cesarflores6005
    @cesarflores6005 3 года назад +128

    Astronaut:"Wait Trotsky's regime would have been equally as bad as Stalin's and maybe even worse?"
    Astronaut with gun:"всегда был известен."

  • @dominicanemperor28
    @dominicanemperor28 Год назад +3

    I feel that Trotsky was the closest to fully embrace Marx's ideals. Lenin was ruthless, but he did think communism would help everybody, Stalin was just an asshole

  • @AccountRemoved101
    @AccountRemoved101 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thought of this yesterday night, and just slept regardless.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +218

    OutKast: What's cooler than being cool?
    Trotsky: *ICE COLD*

    • @limeboiler5471
      @limeboiler5471 3 года назад +1

      avery, my hero

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 3 года назад +9

      Hahahaaha ice pick go brrrr

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 3 года назад +11

      ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 3 года назад

      @@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAA

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 3 года назад

      Avery go away

  • @Kulsprutejojjo
    @Kulsprutejojjo 3 года назад +80

    "But Orson Welles had to stick his pen in it"
    Very funny way to pronounce George Orwell there.

    • @lutherblissett2634
      @lutherblissett2634 3 года назад +1

      I didn't get this joke. What was it all about?

    • @LtLuigi25
      @LtLuigi25 3 года назад +1

      Luther Blissett Cynical said Orson Welles when he talked about Animal Farm, Orson Welles did not write Animal Farm, George Orwell did. Orwell, O. Welles.

    • @lutherblissett2634
      @lutherblissett2634 3 года назад +1

      @@LtLuigi25 Yeah i got that one, but i thought there would be something deeper about it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @skywindow6764
      @skywindow6764 3 года назад

      @@lutherblissett2634 deeper than your name?

    • @lutherblissett2634
      @lutherblissett2634 3 года назад +1

      @@skywindow6764 that was what I was hoping for 😉

  • @axelvelazquez183
    @axelvelazquez183 2 года назад +2

    I live in Mexico city, very close to Trotsky’s home while in exile, it is now a museum, its shameful my country gave assylum to such a dangerous ideologue

  • @kardal9838
    @kardal9838 3 года назад +7

    0:46 Michail Kalinin :)

  • @chrisnicolaou5429
    @chrisnicolaou5429 3 года назад +163

    what westen historians dont get right is that the "lenin letter" was refered to the general assembly of the Soviet Comunist party and metioned many personalitys of the politic buro with critism on their positive and negatives. Not only stalin but also Trosky buharin and otheirs.

    • @ImmelMasterTV
      @ImmelMasterTV 2 года назад +16

      The worst adjective Lenin stated on the big three:
      Stalin - Authoritarian
      Trotsky - Political Slut
      Bukharin - Young and unprepared

    • @arthurfine4284
      @arthurfine4284 2 года назад +23

      So it was Lenin's essentially roasting the Bolsheviks from his deathbed...

    • @charlietheron8947
      @charlietheron8947 2 года назад +6

      Yes but he later sent a second letter calling for the removal of Stalin.
      Although the letter did come from Lenin's wife who was an active party member and was vocally against Stalin so who knows the authenticity.

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 3 года назад +551

    I think you guys overcomplicated Trotsky rise to power. Yes, he was greatly disliked by the party. It doesn't matter though because he was liked by the army. There's a reason why Stalin executed pretty much every officers in the Red Army after Trotsky left (which is actually a big reason why the Soviets did so poorly in the Winter War and the start of WW2, they just had no experienced officers left at all.) That reason is that the army and especially the generals still supported Trotsky who was their leader for so long. So I don't think Trotsky rise to power happens by him somehow seducing the Politburo, I think it happens with Trotsky just not accepting it when they kick him out of the party, rallying up his generals and becoming a military dictator. Sure, doing something like that would be against what Trotsky believed in but, as you said, he was a contrarian and a zealot, he could easily convince himself it was in the interest of the revolution in the long run.
    I'm also glad you point out that the Soviets could easily win that version of WW2 because, without the officer's purge Stalin did, I think the Red army would have been a lot more formidable.

    • @victortisme
      @victortisme 3 года назад +33

      The correct take

    • @jpusar
      @jpusar 3 года назад +38

      I don’t think the Soviets would take control of the world. More like Cody’s take on the Nazis: eventually civil conflicts bog down the empire, and US/Canada/Australia become fighting forces to eventually take it down....and just like in the IRL USSR their inevitable undoing will be their own system and lack of innovation to keep up with the West while maintaining such a vast empire. Making it larger doesn’t change the fact that a socialist empire fighting a capitalist one in innovation will never win. In fact it exasperates a lot of the issues it had being bogged down in massive bureaucracy and mismanagement.
      ...or everyone just dies in nuclear hellfire and no one wins. Don’t see a scenario where the Soviets take over the world. But yeah, probably the majority of it (Europe and most of Asia).

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander 3 года назад +55

      @@jpusar The thing is that with Trotsky, the ideology of the USSR is changed completely (you know, party separated from economics) and more union power, and less command economics, therefore there's more room for improvement (the USSR actually didnt lack improvement and innovation, it lacked consumer products and individual people)

    • @hypppo
      @hypppo 3 года назад +7

      Most purged officers were not shot. Many were in fact reinstated. Do 3 of 5 marshals were shot.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 3 года назад +58

      ​ @hypppo Yes, 3 of 5 marshalls. Also 13 of 15 army commanders, 8 of 9 admirals, 50 of 57 army corps commanders, 154 out of 186 division commanders, 16 of 16 army commissars, and 25 of 28 army corps commissars. And most of those who weren't purged were Bolsheviks who were put in those positions because of their political affiliation with the Politburo, every veteran officers who had actually served either Trotsky or the Tsar at some point were purged. And those who were reinstated were only reinstated during WW2 after Russia had already lost millions of men.
      The effects of the purge on the Red Army were massive dude. Their ''strategy'' during the Winter War was basically to send their armies in a single compact line toward Finland's biggest cities. And then they wondered why they lost 6 times more men and thousands of tanks to Finnish infantry on skis.

  • @losh330
    @losh330 2 года назад +4

    Despite his poor ideas, Lenin was a man who genuinely wanted to improve Russia. Stalin was just paranoid AF and only wanted power. Lenin didn't even want Stalin to succeed him.

  • @comradestalin1109
    @comradestalin1109 2 года назад +4

    Oh no...

  • @WOSArchives
    @WOSArchives 3 года назад +182

    19:04 Calls George Orwell "Orson Welles".
    K

    • @fikanera838
      @fikanera838 3 года назад +10

      He didn't even direct the film. It was John Stephenson, 14 years after Welles died...

    • @robotv56
      @robotv56 3 года назад +10

      @@fikanera838 I think the bigger issue is that Orson Welles had nothing to do with it.

    • @alexross1816
      @alexross1816 3 года назад +7

      In his defense, I know many people who get then confused (myself included, I also throw in H. G. Wells because reasons).

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 3 года назад +5

      He did that to avoid demonetization.

    • @jonathanslater1397
      @jonathanslater1397 3 года назад

      @@JohnSmith-wx9wj ...how does that work exactly?

  • @CynicalHistorian
    @CynicalHistorian 3 года назад +2830

    RIP this comments section. May the tankie/red-baiter feud commence!

  • @filkoutsodim
    @filkoutsodim 2 года назад +3

    You could say that the alternative timeline would also contain many... Atroskities

  • @danielgaleas3547
    @danielgaleas3547 3 года назад +6

    It's the first time I realize I am an "old subscriber" because I do remember that first video 🤣

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 3 года назад +408

    Alternate History Cypher: Woodrow Wilson is to blame for the rise of Trotsky

    • @europadefender
      @europadefender 3 года назад

      Why

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 3 года назад +48

      @@europadefender simplified, Woodrow Wilson kept the US neutral, which lead to WWI lasting longer, and the Germans sending Lenin back to Russia, who later lead a revolution against the Russian Republic, which lead the Soviet Union.
      Also he created Wilsonism, which basically means that America should intervene in other countries to make it safe for democracy

    • @samuelwithers2221
      @samuelwithers2221 3 года назад +53

      @@gamebawesome Wilsonianism is just a fancy way of saying imperialism with democracy sprinkled in. At least Teddy was honest about it

    • @NathanDudani
      @NathanDudani 3 года назад +4

      @@samuelwithers2221 aT lEaSt

    • @samuelwithers2221
      @samuelwithers2221 3 года назад +11

      @@NathanDudani Relax, not defending Teddy, but he didn't even beat the bush about it

  • @toasterstore8031
    @toasterstore8031 3 года назад +307

    Title: "What if Trotsky Came To Power Instead Of Stalin?"
    Me who put Trotsky in power in HOI4: Been there, done that.

    • @fkjl4717
      @fkjl4717 3 года назад +19

      Is it given you some profit? Trotsky just gives faster wargoals and you have to trade best generals and ministers for Him...

    • @mangoshi1251
      @mangoshi1251 3 года назад +24

      I do like playing with Permanent Revolution + NKVD Primacy to turn Europe communist without firing a shot.
      Slower wargoals are annoying, but I’m not a fan of world conquest anyways. Once I kill the Axis as USSR, it gets pretty boring.

    • @wennick4859
      @wennick4859 3 года назад +3

      @@mangoshi1251 same I usually just win ww2 conquer some time countries around me and give up

    • @someoneepiciguess505
      @someoneepiciguess505 3 года назад +4

      @@mangoshi1251 im doing that with road to 56, you should challange japan and the usa, and this comment was 2 months ago so idk if you done it, and also build up the nuke piles.

    • @finns935
      @finns935 2 года назад +4

      well, the New Soviet DLC comes out sooner, and good luck..

  • @sillygoose9791
    @sillygoose9791 2 года назад +3

    Stalin offered to resign his postof general secretary SIX times, whenever the Testament (called that by Trotskyists, whether or not Lenin could have even really written/dictated the document is sketchy) was called out during a party congress. But he had everyone so wrapped around his finger no one was willing to

    • @SeattlePioneer
      @SeattlePioneer 2 года назад

      That's right. That showed Stalin as the master of political organization and intrigue.

  • @CairnsG
    @CairnsG 2 года назад +2

    The Quote from animal farm is “All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”

    • @gking407
      @gking407 2 года назад +2

      literally the US founding fathers

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 3 года назад +1007

    What do you call a communist sniper?
    A Marx man

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander 3 года назад +64

      this pun makes you deserve 10 million years in G.U.L.A.G.

    • @omar_xxnader9246
      @omar_xxnader9246 3 года назад +4

      It's not original, I saw it in another video

    • @tom33453
      @tom33453 3 года назад +4

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
      @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 3 года назад +42

      @@omar_xxnader9246 cuz its *OUR* comment

    • @alexanderzippel8809
      @alexanderzippel8809 3 года назад

      The Red Death

  • @marinuswillett6147
    @marinuswillett6147 3 года назад +436

    Congrats to Cypher, getting Orson Wells and George Orwell mixed up

    • @adrianmedina2629
      @adrianmedina2629 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 года назад +14

      He said the wrong name, people do it all the time, Jesus

    • @RHR199X
      @RHR199X 3 года назад +54

      Georgson Orwells

    • @Depipro
      @Depipro 3 года назад +4

      @@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 Indeed, in the given context, Jesus would be the wrong name also. :p

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 года назад +6

      @@Depipro yes but I just don't like how everyone cared so much about the wrong name being said, someone tried to portray it as a reason why Cody is a bad RUclipsr or something

  • @NathanLucas5
    @NathanLucas5 2 года назад +3

    I just want to raise a point, the kulaks were not hard working farmers that earned their way. They took advantage of a 1910s program established by Stolypin to pull their land out of the village shared system, they basically stole the best land from everyone else. They were despised for this

    • @solthegamer3769
      @solthegamer3769 2 года назад +1

      The Kulaks were just more successful farmers. Whether they got that success honestly or not is irrelevant to the Soviets

    • @SeattlePioneer
      @SeattlePioneer 2 года назад

      >
      Oh, boohoo! So you say they were plucky and self confident.

    • @NathanLucas5
      @NathanLucas5 2 года назад

      @@SeattlePioneer what? no I'm saying the opposite. Private land reform in Russia was a very recent situation. The Kulaks were those who stole the best land from the strip system (prior to the Stolypin reforms, the land was marked into strips and each farmer in the village received a set of strips, some good, some bad, ensuring everyone had a balance). They were thieves who got rich at their neighbors' expense

    • @SeattlePioneer
      @SeattlePioneer 2 года назад

      @@NathanLucas5
      You are a TREASURE! It's very rare to find a committed Stalinist who will still repeat the lies underpinning one of the great massacres in human history!
      That's the equivalent of someone who blames the Jews for being the victims of Hitler.

    • @NathanLucas5
      @NathanLucas5 2 года назад

      @@SeattlePioneer I'm not a stalinist and I don't support collectivization, my issue is with the common portrayal of Kulaks as family farmers who just did well

  • @jwil4286
    @jwil4286 3 года назад +3

    can't wait to see the tankies denying/downplaying the Holodomor

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 3 года назад +2187

    Twitter tankies: “I’m a Marxist-Leninist, meaning I believe Lenin was correct in his assertions about the world and politics.”
    Also Twitter tankies: “Stalin was based.”

    • @MasterAdam100
      @MasterAdam100 3 года назад +224

      Marxist Leninists are not Leninists but Stalinists.

    • @ryhanzfx1641
      @ryhanzfx1641 3 года назад +119

      @@MasterAdam100 depends on who you arguing

    • @comissar8953
      @comissar8953 3 года назад +57

      @@MasterAdam100 that's dumb

    • @theblackestvoid
      @theblackestvoid 3 года назад +187

      Not all ML's are the Stalinist types, the stalinists are usually teenagers and just really loud(they post and reply a lot).

    • @comissar8953
      @comissar8953 3 года назад +73

      @@theblackestvoid I know 40 year old MLs which support Stalin and can be considered stalinists

  • @maxwellli7057
    @maxwellli7057 3 года назад +394

    TL;DR: We would be asking "what if Stalin came to power"

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush 3 года назад +9

    trotsky was the original left twitter

  • @FishtownRec
    @FishtownRec Год назад +3

    The swastika being replaced by the RUclips logo is the greatest piece of irony and symbolism I’ve ever seen😂

  • @Cumnerevar
    @Cumnerevar 3 года назад +118

    I would like to see Stalin’s and Trotsky’s mustache’s fight.

    • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
      @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 3 года назад +6

      That would be amazing 😂

    • @Balls128
      @Balls128 3 года назад +11

      Lenin’s Mustache has entered the ring

    • @aurin_komak
      @aurin_komak 3 года назад +4

      Now this is what I'm talking about

    • @Ethan-qj8uq
      @Ethan-qj8uq 3 года назад +7

      I think trotsky's would win but only after his goatee intervenes

  • @Becks1986
    @Becks1986 3 года назад +115

    "I've seen this one before."
    "What do you mean you've seen this before, it's brand new."

  • @AdolphusOfBlood
    @AdolphusOfBlood 2 года назад +2

    A lot of people forget that before fascism was a huge fad before the Italians attacked ethiopia, to the point a lot people people were thinking churchill would become a fascist and become the leader of the movement in the UK. Along with the fact that the Nazis were seen as fairly moderate till after they annexed Czechoslovakia.

  • @punished4890
    @punished4890 2 года назад +2

    13:40 Ah, history never repeats, but it does sometimes rhyme.

  • @stefanminciuna9426
    @stefanminciuna9426 3 года назад +156

    2 things that I would like to clarify about Animal farm:
    - In the book it is hinted that Snowball would be just as bad of a leader as Napoleon(the windmill plan, his zealotry about Animalism, the stolen milk ,etc..) .
    -Orwell didn't release the book, that is a thing only a publishing company can do, and in fact was rejected numerous times because of the war alliance.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 3 года назад +28

      There was also Snowball agreeing with the plan that all apples from the apple tree would go to only the pigs. It was one of the few things he and Napoleon agreed on.

    • @paireon3419
      @paireon3419 3 года назад +19

      It's almost as if most people are bad at getting subtlety... Hmm...

  • @lucasfuzatocipriano652
    @lucasfuzatocipriano652 3 года назад +684

    In a nutshell.
    Stalin: Entrench against capitalism.
    Trotsky: Crusade against capitalism, *MARX VULT*
    Bukharin: Defeat capitalism on their own game. In order to defeat the enemy, we must become the enemy. *Deng Xiaoping takes notes

    • @ahmet-eo1zd
      @ahmet-eo1zd 3 года назад +5

      Nice one mate

    • @bloomper
      @bloomper 3 года назад +9

      Xiaoping wasn't a socialist

    • @lukexu6400
      @lukexu6400 3 года назад +74

      Deng was probably a communist in the 20s through 40s, but by the time of Mao's death he was arguably one of the most right-leaning leaders in China. Most of Deng's supporters today fits pretty well into the stereotypical US Republican voter image, although more socially conservative (you hear me right) and favor slightly more government intervention.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 3 года назад +23

      @@lukexu6400 So a stereotypical US Democrat. I see.

    • @robertjohnson1647
      @robertjohnson1647 3 года назад +1

      @@orrorsaness5942 weak

  • @SultanFriendlyGuest
    @SultanFriendlyGuest Год назад +1

    It's so astonishing how little orwell knew about the USSR. Like, holy fuck.