In a world, where Steam Sales has taken over, no-one has social lives. Everyone is constantly on steam, looking for the next sale. Everything seemed weird, but no-one minded. Then Gaben changed. Something in the deepest darkest corner of his mind had been corupted. One day, Steam was gone. No sales. Nothing. People were confused at first, then sad, then angry. Riots broke out, houses were lit on fire. World War 3 had officially begun. There were few survivors, but not many. The 50 people left alive, besides Gaben, were let to an arena. The objective: to kill. The last survivor will get the pre-realease alpha version 1.001 of Half Life 3. " SURVIVOR OF THE HALF LIFE 3 " *STARRING:* Nicolas Cage Amy Whinehouse Dick Tracy The black guy who dies first xX_pro_steAm_playA_420_Xx Christopher Lloyd Lord Gaben Gay Pancake Man *DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY AND MICHEAL J. FOX* Coming soon on Steam only this summer.
Never resist. Always beleve, We will get what we wish for, Steam. Summer. Sale. It might take time, It might be annoying to wait for, But, Pray to the lord, He is listening, Your wallet is the key, to a goldy guarded plase where only the Steam users can enter. Soon... Soon... Soon...
When humanity meets it's demise, this will be the only thing left. And when aliens find the desolate planet that used to be called Earth, they will discover this. They will know how grand where the once inhabitants of this planet. And our existance won't be forgotten, brother.
Keiro if you are going to have a negative comment, please. keep it to yourself. also, you not know the meaning of autism. i go to high school and in 1st period i sit in front of an autistic teenager. so shut up.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how OP took the time to find and cut out Gaben's face from all the correct angles to match with the people in the picture?
@@emanueli.9817 **Spoilers** Less of a interquel and more of... A sequel from the perspective of G-Man. Leads directly into a new timeline version of HL3, leaving the work of Project Borealis within the original canon.
EVERYONE! MAKE HASTE! THE HOLY LORD IS LOWERING PRICES YET AGAIN! WE SIMPLY HAVE TO WAIT A MONTH, AND ALL OUR TROUBLES SHALL BE GONE. I HATH STOCKPILED $20 AS WE SPEAK, MAKE HASTE BRETHREN! SAVE YOUR MONEY! HIDE YOU WALLETS! CANCEL YOUR WIFE'S CREDIT CARD! THE HOLY LORD DEMANDS A SACRIFICE OF CURRENCY!
Never resist. Always beleve, We will get what we wish for, Steam. Summer. Sale. It might take time, It might be annoying to wait for, But, Pray to the lord, He is listening, Your wallet is the key, to a goldy guarded plase where only the Steam users can enter. Soon... Soon... Soon...
My brethren... The time is nigh
for half-life 3 to be released....
For the steam holiday sale
Time to take down the consoles?
For EA to fall once and for all
Our all mighty lord gabe Newell
This is basically a holiday tradition for me
Yeah, for me too
@@WAWAnoci glad I’m not the only one with this tradition
@@witheredwolftrap8519never the only one
Rated G for Gaben
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666 likes can’t ruin it. Lol 😂
As someone with the name Ben...
this song has followed me everywhere the past two christmases...
GAY BEN
+derp sauce :(
+Ben Lash YOUR NOT ALONE :D
My name isn't Ben and I find this offensive.
My name isn't offensive and i find this Ben.
Damnit JP, I can't handle this much awesome.
no YOU :3
y u edit comment
NO U
EVERYONE
Harry101UK eyyy bro wassup you should make a portal attack on titan theme parody.
***** You are not the true pokedexer! Feel Gabe's might crush you!
Gabe: Reads out his email once
Literally the entire Valve community: Funniest shit I've ever seen
Browsing the steam sale to this
God this comment is so great.
Ockeroid I hope you are looking for the GTA Trevor animation.
In a world, where Steam Sales has taken over, no-one has social lives. Everyone is constantly on steam, looking for the next sale. Everything seemed weird, but no-one minded. Then Gaben changed. Something in the deepest darkest corner of his mind had been corupted. One day, Steam was gone. No sales. Nothing. People were confused at first, then sad, then angry. Riots broke out, houses were lit on fire. World War 3 had officially begun. There were few survivors, but not many. The 50 people left alive, besides Gaben, were let to an arena. The objective: to kill. The last survivor will get the pre-realease alpha version 1.001 of Half Life 3.
" SURVIVOR OF THE HALF LIFE 3 "
*STARRING:*
Nicolas Cage
Amy Whinehouse
Dick Tracy
The black guy who dies first
xX_pro_steAm_playA_420_Xx
Christopher Lloyd
Lord Gaben
Gay Pancake Man
*DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY AND MICHEAL J. FOX*
Coming soon on Steam only this summer.
WHERE IS CHUCK NORISS?!
+Nick Lopez He is just a younger version of GabeN
Oh ok
+The Lunatic Fridge What game is real life, and where can i get it?
+The Lunatic Fridge Have all my complimentary internets, good Sir and/or Madame.
Prophet of the PC master race.
Never resist.
Always beleve, We will get what we wish for,
Steam.
Summer.
Sale.
It might take time,
It might be annoying to wait for,
But, Pray to the lord,
He is listening,
Your wallet is the key,
to a goldy guarded plase where only the Steam users can enter.
Soon...
Soon...
Soon...
Bilbo Swaggins Indeed.
It is our calling!
Almighty Lord GabeN merry Christmas Gaben!
Phoney Booky obvious troll is obvios
This is an absolute masterpiece.
When humanity meets it's demise, this will be the only thing left.
And when aliens find the desolate planet that used to be called Earth, they will discover this.
They will know how grand where the once inhabitants of this planet.
And our existance won't be forgotten, brother.
No, you are wrong. This is a masterpiece AND a half!
Remember the reason for the season. Keep GABE In Gabemas.
Keep the Steam Deals, Lose the Myth.
Don't lie to your children about Gabe Newell.
Josef Stalin STALIN!!! WHY YOU KILL ME!?!?!?!
But, you gave me the Poison. Or...That is what is said.
I honestly wonder how Gabe Newell feels about being a meme...
+TheRubbaRazza I'll e-mail him, and ask him :P
+PsychoLlama anything???
Kiero Vance™ e-mail failed to send for some reason, i'll try again some time.
+PsychoLlama did you use the right email address.
if you didn't know it is gaben@valvesoftware.com
Nchara I did, I dunno what happened
my oh my this is amazing JP
kootra You got that right!
kootra It dern sure is.
Gabe will probably smile apon you for listening to this song.
+kootra dern sure!
+kootra Yum.
It's been 5 years, and I still find myself coming back. Who knew Christmas memes could be so epic
tfw you will never experience a live performance of Gabens in song
right in my feels bro
"tfw" WRITE THE FUCKING WORDS YOU WANT TO SAY.
that feel :(
More like "tf2" HAHA!
Haha...
Ah jeez...
NOT IF WE CLONE HIM.
Half-Life Alyx: *Exists*
Me: "Bois, it's time to rise up to our anthem again."
the time has come
This will play as I eat Christmas Eve and Christmas Day dinner.
Thomas Lu
I think he is Gaben in disguise
Gaben j e p e a n e r. D s a
Home Alone's new Christmas song
I got my Steam Deck today and I had this blasting on my stereo while I set it up. Transcendent.
GabeN means 'To Gift'.
Holy christ.
*Holy GabeN
Holy Newell you’re right!
This song has taken a whole new meaning.
in german its geben so right
how exactly?
'Tis the season approximately 365 days a year
Your discord picture makes this comment so much better
The brony commnity is pure autism. By the way your grammar literally just killed my brain cells.
Keiro if you are going to have a negative comment, please. keep it to yourself. also, you not know the meaning of autism. i go to high school and in 1st period i sit in front of an autistic teenager. so shut up.
Keiro I really hope you don't truly think like that.
Liam I don't even know what to say, what you said just overloaded my brain with logic and you are rightful in your words.
Why the fuck are these Gaben remixes so addictive?
+OrionoftheStar They're always worth the weight.
Soon.
know what ur thinking there m8.
I CANT REEEESIIIIST HEEEEELP.
oi hey dere
I'm so glad I discovered this wonderful music. This holiday, Carol of the Sales and Gabe the Halls will be the only Christmas songs on my radio.
Please be gentle Gabe..
woah my pepl neds me buh i wil nvr pee unpolite
"It was okay"
10/10 -IGN
The time has come
This is genuinely a good song....
This is the song sang by the angels up high, praising the one true son of god,
*Gaben!*
Hail Lord Gaben
Holy Gaben in the Sky.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how OP took the time to find and cut out Gaben's face from all the correct angles to match with the people in the picture?
Here for my yearly viewing.
GabeN
7 years and still does not gets old
Not all heroes wear capes.
ITS BEAUTIFUL
I had forgotten about this gem, but now I've found it again.
It's beautiful...
I’ve been listening to this since middle school
All hail Lord Gaben.
6 Gabens, 1 steam sale= 6+1=7
The title of the song have 4 words=7-4=....
HALF LIFE 3 confirmed.
@@cathyqt9911 ye but its not half life 3
we dont know for sure yet it could be half life 3 tho
@@cathyqt9911 i think the r never using the name half life 3. But instead some random shit like they did in the csgo operations
@@cathyqt9911 mmhh we will know when it launches and people find out the timeline stuff. It is kinda hl3 but im still waiting for portal 3
@@emanueli.9817 k did u play the game?
@@emanueli.9817
**Spoilers**
Less of a interquel and more of... A sequel from the perspective of G-Man. Leads directly into a new timeline version of HL3, leaving the work of Project Borealis within the original canon.
pure awsome
I had this song playing at my family christmas party on repeat. no one questioned it.
HOWS IT GOIN' KIDS ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
These actually sound pretty good, like legitimately good songs.
Almost upon us lads
Cult of Gaben, lets join it.
It's that time of year again...
Hide your wallets. Winter is coming...
There's a really bad storm outside so I'm listening to this to ward off the spooks. Save me Gaben.
Gaben protects all who follow the word of the steam end user agreement
Oh fuck, I didnt read it, Well now I know what to spen the rest of my life on.
Its that time of the year again.
Christmas in July
***** no shit, moron.
*****
But he said no shit?
*IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN*
I forgot, what comes after "Gaben"?
G-A-B-E-N
Ok, but what about after "Newell"?
Devin Venneman A.K.A Jesus Norris
gaben@valvesoftwares.com
Gaberude - Newelstorm
20 years sale
First the PAYDAY 2 Xmas soundtrack now THIS!
This is beautiful! :D
Still my favorite version of Carol of the bells unironically
In that case, you might like this one: ruclips.net/video/J0NXY89WsxY/видео.html
Oh boy, it's that time of the year again.
This is also my yearly pitstop. Thank you.
10 HOUR VERSION
Gaben is love, Gaben is life.
***** Cause we stir-fry!
IM PLAYING PORTAL HELP ME I NEED TO STOP WHEATLY
zkmuffin gamer The cake i-
Nevermind.
RELEASE THE GABEN
Brehm Storm GabeN ~~GOD since 1963
he is once again tamed but when the time is nigh he will come out and destroy every single wallet
RELEASE THE GABEN INSIDE YOU
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
It's about that time of year.
Gentlemen, it's time. Good luck, and good hunting for those deals.
It's things like this that will tempt aliens to visiting our planet.
all of my fucking yes
The time has come again
That time of the year again
That time of year again boys
It's almost that time again.
*Merry Christmas, 2019!*
Gaben: The Man. The Meme. The Legend.
But mostly the meme.
I come back to this every year
Got Stanley Parable and Bioshock Infinite for less than $20. PRAISE THE GABEN!!
It's ok I accept your praise. You will be blessed with your favorite game in the next Steam Sale. Love,
Gabe
Gabe Newell fuck me gabe
Gabe Newell IMPOSTER!
Uh no, just me, Gabe Newell!
Gabe Newell uhhh no, its me the real Gabe Newell
That'll do JP
That'll do
+Drunken Hobo NEVER
It's that time of the Steam year again
the Heavy update...
This is the best Gaben thing I've ever seen. More pls.
Such music to my ears....my soul is blessed.
The winter steam sale cometh.
ITS SUMMER AGAIN SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Its like, everything thats good and pure in the world in one soundtrack...
EVERYONE! MAKE HASTE! THE HOLY LORD IS LOWERING PRICES YET AGAIN! WE SIMPLY HAVE TO WAIT A MONTH, AND ALL OUR TROUBLES SHALL BE GONE. I HATH STOCKPILED $20 AS WE SPEAK, MAKE HASTE BRETHREN! SAVE YOUR MONEY! HIDE YOU WALLETS! CANCEL YOUR WIFE'S CREDIT CARD! THE HOLY LORD DEMANDS A SACRIFICE OF CURRENCY!
Yea
MY LORD! I HAVE JUST GOTTEN WORK THAT WE HAVE RECEIVED A NEW HALF LIFE INSTALLMENT! AND 'TIS IN VR!
@@nerd_5615 LORD GABEN GIVETH WONDEROUS GIFTS FOR OUR LOYALTY
1996 Ford Crown Victoria INDEED, MY LORD! A TOAST, TO OUR WONDROUS SAVIOR! TO GABEN!
@@nageorgiou2 FORSOOTH, FELLOW DISCIPLE; WE GIVETH FURTHER OFFERINGS SO YOND WE ART REWARD'D
Holy CRAP.
It’s that time of the year again! Happy sales and festivities!
This sounds like Main-Menu music.
+EpicGuy02 it is,only for half life 3.
It's almost time
Gay-ben Gay-ben Gay-ben Gay-ben Gay-ben Gay-ben Gay-ben G A E B A N Gay-ben Gay-ben Gay-ben Gay-ben
gay burn in wan?
Gay-ben Gey-ben! Gay-beeeeeeeennnnnnn!
YOU DARE MOCK OUR ALMIGHTY LORD AND SAVIOUR? I SHALT SMITE THEE WHERE THOU STAND.
Gay bounty then
its Gay-Ban :)
I come back every year
Sounds like gay ben :(
Praise GabeN
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
Wow, this is amazing. This may be one of the best songs of the "Gaben" genre
It is nearly upon us once again.
only 15 more days my friends, then the sales shall released.
8 actually
Ben 7 actually
Hostilian 5 actually
Love actually
Just kidding that movie is awful
Thanks for showing me this 10 years late, yt
teabagging ben teabagging ben
Merry Gaben
Half-Life 2, Episode One, and Episode Two, for $6. Never leave Gaben, we would be lost without you.
Merry GABEN Christmas 2023!
Our Lord and saviour has given us the gift of the winter sales.
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! SUMMER SALE LADS
3rd gaben from the left has a different face. HL3 CONFIRMED
The sales are once again here. Lord gaben has blessed us again!
+Spongesonic20 Now they are :P
+BONDPlayz and we have another sale
+bob jones theres summer sale again now
Chosen Hawk Ya
PRAISE THE LORD GABEN
Never resist.
Always beleve, We will get what we wish for,
Steam.
Summer.
Sale.
It might take time,
It might be annoying to wait for,
But, Pray to the lord,
He is listening,
Your wallet is the key,
to a goldy guarded plase where only the Steam users can enter.
Soon...
Soon...
Soon...
It's time again, my brothers.
Fucking CHILLS. All hail LORD GABEN