Gabe Newell on Half-Life 3 for a decade

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @crowbcat
    @crowbcat  11 дней назад +126

    I'm afraid it's been 9 years ruclips.net/video/YCjNT9qGjh4/видео.html

    • @darnfish
      @darnfish 11 дней назад +5

      Bruh 4 minutes ago

    • @REDEYE_xi
      @REDEYE_xi 10 дней назад +4

      I am still waiting lol.

    • @grey9386
      @grey9386 10 дней назад +3

      i'll wait another millennium if i have to

    • @FeelR4nge
      @FeelR4nge 8 дней назад +1

      Feels bad man :(

    • @GreasyGumbo
      @GreasyGumbo 8 дней назад

      You’re a liar Gabe.

  • @kenshin6553
    @kenshin6553 5 лет назад +22972

    "Half Life 3 is going to have a bunch of stuff you've never seen before." Well, he didn't lie. We still haven't seen it.

    • @chenugent
      @chenugent 5 лет назад +72

      Glenn Wallace 😂😂😂😂

    • @KFPSplayer
      @KFPSplayer 5 лет назад +30

      HAHHAA!A!!A!A!A!!!!A!

    • @chenugent
      @chenugent 5 лет назад +32

      4K 100FPS player *XDDDDD*

    • @KFPSplayer
      @KFPSplayer 5 лет назад +25

      ApaChe 11 Years from now...that’s even longer as cyberpunk2077 and this already took a while and we all had little hope xD

    • @marv9906
      @marv9906 5 лет назад +4

      *black guy meme*

  • @sock496
    @sock496 2 года назад +8355

    He went from
    1- Being Confident
    2- Not Confident
    3-Trolling

    • @TheSunkenShipWreck
      @TheSunkenShipWreck Год назад +324

      The 3 stages of gaben

    • @lilfuzzballa
      @lilfuzzballa Год назад +365

      The stages of money and fame:
      1. Confident because it's early on and you have something to prove.
      2. Not confident because you proved yourself, but now the expectations are even greater, and it's becoming overwhelming.
      3. Trolling because why am I still subjecting myself to the stress of meeting expectations? F you I'm rich now lol.

    • @pheilimobrien6634
      @pheilimobrien6634 Год назад +137

      No it's
      1. Confident
      2. Trolling
      3. Nothing (because he can't count to three)

    • @Sefcear
      @Sefcear Год назад +17

      you mean stages 1, alyx, and 2?

    • @sinisterisrandom8537
      @sinisterisrandom8537 Год назад +6

      @@pheilimobrien6634 "3 great games" he most certainly can. Also yes he said that.

  • @lilkila3339
    @lilkila3339 8 лет назад +7017

    This man will die with the last sentence: "I can't really say anything about Half Life 3"

  • @VitorHunter12
    @VitorHunter12 Год назад +3457

    Me: Dying peacefully at 83 years old
    Valve the next day: Half-Life 3

    • @rufousthefox9766
      @rufousthefox9766 Год назад +235

      "Son of a bi-" **flatline sound**

    • @ragerhot
      @ragerhot Год назад +102

      ​@@rufousthefox9766 I will put god at gunpoint to revive me.

    • @Dementia_Springtrap
      @Dementia_Springtrap Год назад +119

      @@rufousthefox9766Moments before death:
      “Half Life 3 detected.”
      _”MORPHINE ADMINISTERED.”_

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph Год назад +10

      Don't worry, you'll outlive Gaben

    • @nikostalk5730
      @nikostalk5730 Год назад +2

      @@Cenot4ph but that's can't speed up a release of HL3

  • @carjay7
    @carjay7 5 лет назад +7841

    2008: Half life 3 will come out soon
    2019: ANYTIME NOW

    • @naked_snake3921
      @naked_snake3921 5 лет назад +26

      Let's hope so ;)

    • @khayyamal9207
      @khayyamal9207 5 лет назад +437

      2025
      Just wait a bit longer
      2030: yep... We canceled that shit decades ago... Instead we are remaking it...... As a card game

    • @imadrabhi5991
      @imadrabhi5991 5 лет назад +38

      @@khayyamal9207 lol

    • @jacoblimber4040
      @jacoblimber4040 5 лет назад +7

      half life is a life that we just live in a cell and don't have life or anything to dream about, that so sensitive

    • @antonio-onism9814
      @antonio-onism9814 5 лет назад +5

      Looks like they're in a barrel today

  • @normund8348
    @normund8348 6 лет назад +9143

    This is his legacy. Not the man that made Half Life but the man that didnt make Half Life 3.

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 6 лет назад +500

      This is probably the reason he doesn't do a lot of interviews.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 5 лет назад +390

      Damn, that's harsh. And true.

    • @verycasul
      @verycasul 5 лет назад +65

      Ironic right?

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 5 лет назад +227

      I wholeheartedly disagree. Gabe is still one of the most respected innovators in gaming, this is just a small aspect. He constantly is requested to give interviews and speaches regarding things not connected to HL3 and if he passed away tomorrow he'd be celebrated.
      This is just a lighthearted meme, it barely affects his legacy

    • @normund8348
      @normund8348 5 лет назад +49

      @@Crazelord91 Its a joke 😒

  • @minidwarfdude9230
    @minidwarfdude9230 7 лет назад +51003

    If Gaben was president there wouldn't be a world war 3

    • @minidwarfdude9230
      @minidwarfdude9230 7 лет назад +1769

      Spookie Senpai Then fans would be anxiously waiting for WW3 and would riot to get it, causing WW5...

    • @Kaziedell
      @Kaziedell 7 лет назад +356

      mini dwarfdude he would be working on it

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 7 лет назад +1514

      "WW3 is coming, we are working very hard at it"

    • @EdenHamilton
      @EdenHamilton 7 лет назад +652

      I have nothing to say about ww3

    • @Mattmaster56
      @Mattmaster56 7 лет назад +159

      Hope you enjoy Earth War 1, good luck and have fun.

  • @desdenova1
    @desdenova1 Год назад +953

    All the HL3 and EP3 memes aren't jokes, they're a generation attempting to cope with loss.

    • @piotratynski4937
      @piotratynski4937 Год назад +28

      True and kinda deep, damn dude.

    • @90Eight.6
      @90Eight.6 11 месяцев назад +2

      true, but deep? alright

    • @luv_sic
      @luv_sic 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@90Eight.6 a man without a feels

    • @moweewesty279
      @moweewesty279 4 месяца назад

      | || || |_

    • @Lou-yf1jo
      @Lou-yf1jo 4 месяца назад

      No

  • @scottm7310
    @scottm7310 7 лет назад +8349

    50 years from now:
    Gabe's grandson: I have nothing to say about Episode 3

    • @silentry
      @silentry 7 лет назад +125

      50 years from now
      youtube comments: ITS STILL UNORIGINAL!

    • @captainobvious1750
      @captainobvious1750 7 лет назад +56

      SilentSense1 originality never existed

    • @kennan10101
      @kennan10101 7 лет назад +114

      We're all gonna die waiting for this game. It's just a sick joke from valve.

    • @SAMagic
      @SAMagic 7 лет назад +16

      Ike Duke Nukem Forever was once a joke, my son.

    • @cameraman1234567890a
      @cameraman1234567890a 7 лет назад +25

      Ben B it still is

  • @fiona2go359
    @fiona2go359 5 лет назад +3958

    I hope they just upload it one day to steam without any announcement. Would be hilarious

    • @GamalKevin
      @GamalKevin 5 лет назад +92

      And when people ask, they would just say: We Already Have It On Steam!!

    • @cybzer0560
      @cybzer0560 5 лет назад +167

      The problem with all this anticipation is that Half-Life 3 *MUST* be excellent. It cannot be simply good, decent or below. The bar has been set too high. It's big risk, big reward for Valve.

    • @francoismorin6806
      @francoismorin6806 5 лет назад +17

      @@cybzer0560 They can :-) hey have the money to do it they have talents to do it they have the potential of history of the game

    • @danielbueno8474
      @danielbueno8474 5 лет назад +46

      @@cybzer0560 I agree, they would need to make the greatest video game of all time, but I would take the risk if I was them. Like this guy above just said, they do have what it takes to make the greatest video game of all time, and I think that would kinda make Valve the greatest video game company of all time.

    • @kipter
      @kipter 5 лет назад +6

      @OG BamBam GO I mean there hasn't been any elder scrolls games in 8 years.

  • @RobertHarr1son
    @RobertHarr1son 7 лет назад +5306

    Gabe Newell's tombstone: "I've got nothing to say about Episode 3"

  • @eska4935
    @eska4935 Год назад +1015

    valve has the opportunity to post “3” on their social medias and create hype just by making us guess if they’re talking about Portal, Half Life, Dota, or Team Fortress

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable Год назад +261

      3 NEW HATS FOR TF2

    • @Something_Disgusting
      @Something_Disgusting Год назад +127

      ..or Left 4 Dead. (Honestly the most plausible)

    • @NorShii
      @NorShii Год назад +27

      I doubt we'll get a TF3, I imagine we'll get Dota 3 or L4D3 before anything else

    • @arnazian
      @arnazian Год назад +17

      @@NorShii i doubt dota 3, they keep updating everything about the game for updates to dota 2 I can't think of anything that would be too big of an update and would require a full new release.

    • @lucasgalioni4375
      @lucasgalioni4375 Год назад +10

      also CS3

  • @Eviyl
    @Eviyl 4 года назад +8184

    when the hell are we getting whole-life

    • @DepisTV
      @DepisTV 4 года назад +367

      how about half-dead

    • @ctons
      @ctons 4 года назад +278

      How about we get Life.

    • @ZeMewo
      @ZeMewo 4 года назад +101

      How about a life

    • @nemidoonam6963
      @nemidoonam6963 4 года назад +47

      Right for dead

    • @ei991
      @ei991 4 года назад +46

      @@nemidoonam6963 right for alive

  • @TheGamerninja1234
    @TheGamerninja1234 7 лет назад +6319

    Gabe Newell's last words, with his dying breath will be "I've got nothing to say about Half Life 3."

    • @zacharywinders5827
      @zacharywinders5827 7 лет назад +344

      GibbMeSucc . probably will have it written on his tomb stone.

    • @MrEvol94
      @MrEvol94 7 лет назад +46

      Zaster Frager
      hahahaha 😂

    • @CezrusVFX
      @CezrusVFX 7 лет назад +4

      it's the day the world will dying

    • @airaneon
      @airaneon 7 лет назад +83

      Nah, he'll Say "In fact I canceled that shit because u guys got me fed up with the same question every day."

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 7 лет назад +2

      Unfortunately accurate.

  • @TheIceBallsGaming
    @TheIceBallsGaming 8 лет назад +5894

    August 2050: We have nothing to say about half-life 3

    • @crspycs
      @crspycs 8 лет назад +132

      TheZen Gaben will never live past 2030 because of his fat ass constantly eating cheeseburgers.

    • @Tsikarai
      @Tsikarai 8 лет назад +21

      Bento Box there's nothing wrong with being fat it's just a part of life and it's how the human body works so saying somebody is fat means nothing to then unless they're stupid and don't think properly

    • @brainspackle2693
      @brainspackle2693 8 лет назад +5

      ha hu hu ha ha im going to die to laghfter ha hahahaha eeehhhhh!!! !!!

    • @WeissberV
      @WeissberV 8 лет назад +10

      It's cheeseburgers now? Back in ye olde' days it was babies.

    • @akimbodice6955
      @akimbodice6955 8 лет назад +54

      There is everything wrong with being fat. Being fat and morbidly obese is an abnormality that was introduced once our ancestors have passed the stage of having to fight and hunt for food. Now all it takes is a trip to the grocery store. Now tell me again how theres nothing wrong with being fat.

  • @BraveCat9927
    @BraveCat9927 Год назад +882

    I genuinely want to know what made him abandon it. He treats it like it was a top secret experimental weapon and the government told him to stop.

    • @WirxawTanev
      @WirxawTanev Год назад +126

      Eh, you can google up some theories. I think the development team got busted or relocated, then probably came the disaster of steam boxes. Then everyone gave up, the materials were leaked, there was nothing to make the game for.
      Then Half Life Alyx was made just to keep the brand awareness and test new hardware.

    • @domenik8339
      @domenik8339 Год назад +215

      He doesn't think it would hold up today. The game market has changed multiple times over. It's a boring reason, but it's the reason.
      Additionally, he lost all motivation for it. Gabe sent a gnome to space as a joke, if he wanted to finish half life he could, but he doesn't.

    • @comediccomrade5716
      @comediccomrade5716 Год назад +52

      it is a top secret weapon, if HL3 is announced the internet will short circuit and break from the amount of hype. we’re waiting till we need to use an EMP on something to release it

    • @WirxawTanev
      @WirxawTanev Год назад +190

      @@comediccomrade5716 Jokes aside - HL3 could probably have the cheapest marketing campaign in the world. All Gaben would have to do is make a single image about the number "3" and the internet would do the rest. EVERYONE would repost it, even the TV.

    • @princealmighty5391
      @princealmighty5391 Год назад +3

      ​@@WirxawTanev what you mean busted

  • @JayS96Bruh
    @JayS96Bruh 5 лет назад +2932

    Honestly they should just skip Half Life 3 and go straight to 4 just to piss everyone off.

    • @relixnova251
      @relixnova251 5 лет назад +32

      J TheMandalorian half life 2 episode 3

    • @MrSnaztastic
      @MrSnaztastic 5 лет назад +107

      Hey, it worked for Microsoft.

    • @sugmadigg3596
      @sugmadigg3596 5 лет назад +53

      Half life 0: The Origins

    • @acrilyk4672
      @acrilyk4672 5 лет назад +38

      Half Life 2: Episode 2 Part 2

    • @Grivian
      @Grivian 5 лет назад +4

      I have nothing to say about Half Life 4

  • @YourLocalLeadFarmer
    @YourLocalLeadFarmer 7 лет назад +2429

    E3 2018. Gabe Newell raises 3 fingers up, the crowd goes wild thinking Half Life 3 is confirmed, Gabe Newell then says "3 new hats confirmed for Team Fortress 2".

    • @Zillexiaor
      @Zillexiaor 6 лет назад +148

      "And their all sponsored ones so you have to BUY MORE GAMES on STEAM and give ME more MONEY to get HATS."

    • @freemangman
      @freemangman 6 лет назад +24

      we will see half life when source 2 come out.

    • @Zillexiaor
      @Zillexiaor 6 лет назад +8

      Doubt it
      But hell, I really hope so

    • @TheGameGuruTv
      @TheGameGuruTv 6 лет назад +1

      Vasili Tarkov loool

    • @achxd
      @achxd 6 лет назад

      they're*

  • @pootisbirb6158
    @pootisbirb6158 3 года назад +4600

    “I’ll tell you when half life 3 will come out”
    *Last online 10 years ago*

    • @gurkiratsingh8747
      @gurkiratsingh8747 3 года назад +55

      These comments are killing me man

    • @Ceber911
      @Ceber911 3 года назад +39

      Dead Meme
      *Last online 11 years ago*

    • @n_y_0_n38
      @n_y_0_n38 3 года назад +17

      Well now it’s 15

    • @Ceber911
      @Ceber911 3 года назад +16

      @@n_y_0_n38 gaben is a literal living breathing meme

    • @BeanOnTheFlipside
      @BeanOnTheFlipside 3 года назад +3

      Alyx

  • @NecrosVideos
    @NecrosVideos Год назад +411

    Seeing him being so excited for the next game, then slowly not wanting to mention it anymore has me sad. I wonder what HL3 would’ve been like.

    • @RSJiyutoAnzen
      @RSJiyutoAnzen Год назад +29

      Still shrouded in mystery… maybe he lost inspiration or maybe something more personal. We may never know.

    • @PrechtGaebolgHades
      @PrechtGaebolgHades Год назад +11

      ​​@@RSJiyutoAnzenI guess. Maybe he is waiting to make an insane amount of more money by just keeping the audience at the edge for a while. So this can be a very big event. Gab is really a good businessman. Well I just hope it's worth it.

    • @Vanished584
      @Vanished584 Год назад +25

      ​@@RSJiyutoAnzenprobably couldn't get anyone at Valve to agree on what half life 3 was gonna be about. You don't go from wanting to talk about it to "No news" :( that's my opinion and no facts.

    • @sah_sook
      @sah_sook Год назад +2

      @@Vanished584it’ll come eventually

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai Год назад +23

      Valve infamously can’t agree on anything so Gabe was unfortunately seemingly the main one on the team that wanted it to keep going. You can almost see how sad he looks.

  • @jackdaniels8592
    @jackdaniels8592 7 лет назад +3442

    His hair has turned gray talking about when half life 3 will come out. Hext time he's interviewed, it will be his grave, and it will be engraved with " we're still working on it "

    • @georggrech5924
      @georggrech5924 7 лет назад +365

      Jack Daniels No no it would say "We have nothing to say about episode 3"

    • @DrGringus
      @DrGringus 7 лет назад +4

      1000th like 👌

    • @FirstLast-vs1gv
      @FirstLast-vs1gv 7 лет назад +3

      Jack Daniels best comment

    • @belenyer7759
      @belenyer7759 7 лет назад +5

      best comment ever

    • @dekco1
      @dekco1 7 лет назад

      stop thumping this cmt up ppl, till the day valve ships hl3

  • @ReddKraken
    @ReddKraken 7 лет назад +5728

    This game better be 3 months long

  • @seb4179
    @seb4179 7 лет назад +8923

    It's called half life because it's going to take half your life to finish the series.

    • @coffeeinfusedowl1159
      @coffeeinfusedowl1159 7 лет назад +124

      Sebas O. it actually called half life because in a radioactive process then the toxicness fades away it turns into a half life when a person can barely live on process of it

    • @BasedRedemption
      @BasedRedemption 7 лет назад +20

      Sebas O. Guessing you never took a simple chemistry class?

    • @InYourFace7861
      @InYourFace7861 7 лет назад +19

      PikamonMaster It's physics tho...

    • @abelathafilbert9643
      @abelathafilbert9643 7 лет назад +3

      i guess there something not right about half life

    • @valdemardahl5217
      @valdemardahl5217 7 лет назад +75

      Sebas O. My theory is better. First there was Half life and then it was Half life 2. Two half lifes is one life and three half lifes is one and a half life. So we are all dead before half life 3

  • @coolbeans1998
    @coolbeans1998 Год назад +207

    This video is 7 years old. It's been almost 20 years.

    • @codyw518
      @codyw518 Год назад +1

      Sweet fuck

    • @3takoyakis
      @3takoyakis 7 месяцев назад +15

      Another 10 years and they would be forced to say THREE

    • @stonemanofgardnerville1162
      @stonemanofgardnerville1162 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@3takoyakisthen...the true trials will begin.....

    • @Lou-yf1jo
      @Lou-yf1jo 4 месяца назад +1

      7 Years is not 20 years.

    • @fyoutube2294
      @fyoutube2294 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Lou-yf1jothey mean from half life 2

  • @ErnestsLacis
    @ErnestsLacis 5 лет назад +4188

    I remember back in high school how me and my friend were talking how great episode 3 will be.
    that was 11 years ago....

    • @Delicious_Oreoz
      @Delicious_Oreoz 5 лет назад +25

      Wow I remember being in elementary and being like wow this is so cool and my big bro was like yeah episode 3 is gonna be better fucking gonna graduate 2020 still waiting

    • @spoonkey
      @spoonkey 5 лет назад +21

      @@Red-jl7jj what the fucks your problem huh?

    • @DruneMusic
      @DruneMusic 5 лет назад +23

      @@Red-jl7jj damn u must be like twenty twelve or something.

    • @nickdummythicc3361
      @nickdummythicc3361 5 лет назад +3

      this is my name Offended much you snowflake!

    • @Starzcraft88
      @Starzcraft88 5 лет назад +9

      @@ziggytheman5695 i don't see any possible problem with what he said...

  • @PhoenixV30
    @PhoenixV30 7 лет назад +7659

    - Gabe Newell dies in his house
    - His ghost haunts the house
    - 3 centuries later a few people go to the house to check if it is really haunted
    - One of the people feels a cold touch on his shoulder
    - He then hears a calm whisper in his ear
    - "I have nothing to say about Half Life 3"

    • @harveyfong7617
      @harveyfong7617 7 лет назад +19

      I'm too dumb I don't get the joke can you explain, please?

    • @clammaster4
      @clammaster4 7 лет назад +220

      After 3 whole centuries, he unlocks the Cold Shoulder on TF2

    • @Milodiablo
      @Milodiablo 7 лет назад +79

      AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Now that's horrifying.

    • @luisdavila1236
      @luisdavila1236 7 лет назад +11

      NSTAM 27
      The thing you here before you instantly die

    • @thefoolishgmodcube2644
      @thefoolishgmodcube2644 7 лет назад +1

      Then, they all scream of fear and run away.

  • @LearntheLore
    @LearntheLore 8 лет назад +8033

    Maybe the real Half Life 3 was the friends we made along the way.

    • @derekfurst6233
      @derekfurst6233 8 лет назад +465

      that made me laugh

    • @Visuwyg
      @Visuwyg 8 лет назад +689

      +Learn the Lore The real Half Life 3 was inside me, all along!

    • @fastica
      @fastica 8 лет назад +71

      +Learn the Lore That's something Vivi would say.

    • @MottenManOne
      @MottenManOne 8 лет назад +21

      +Learn the Lore I think I just died laughing

    • @masquerade3979
      @masquerade3979 8 лет назад +22

      +Learn the Lore I will learn the lore

  • @sErgEantaEgis12
    @sErgEantaEgis12 Год назад +168

    Imagine if they released Half-Life 3 but with Half-Life 2's engine and assets like there hasn't been 16 years since Half-Life 2: Episode 2.

    • @user-dj9fu6kl8x
      @user-dj9fu6kl8x Год назад +22

      I take it...half life 2 still is great to play nowadays, if you dont care about graphics.....but the atmosphere is better then any moddern game really

    • @PrechtGaebolgHades
      @PrechtGaebolgHades Год назад +8

      ​@@user-dj9fu6kl8xHonestly the graphics are still so great. Especially the rag doll physics. People loved Half life for the story, not for the graphics

    • @Soldier_of_Christ096
      @Soldier_of_Christ096 10 месяцев назад

      if the game comes out and its bad💀

    • @Shockload
      @Shockload 6 месяцев назад

      Source 2 exists you know

    • @sErgEantaEgis12
      @sErgEantaEgis12 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Shockload That's the joke.

  • @charlottesimss9853
    @charlottesimss9853 8 лет назад +4639

    It went from "we're working hard on this!" to "yeah we have a crew on it" and finally "i ain't talking"

    • @iodreamify
      @iodreamify 8 лет назад +342

      I'm glad he has a sense of humor and understands how anticipated it still is though "Don't worry, i'll be sure to call the BBC when i have something to say" :D

    • @aloooo1256
      @aloooo1256 7 лет назад +145

      why don't he just say it is cancelled ? why letting it up in the air ? why letting the fans suffer ? it is not fun Gabe, not fun at all :(

    • @hahayes7174
      @hahayes7174 7 лет назад +11

      Ayadi A. It hasn't been cancelled. It was confirmed in his AMA when somebody asked a question about the half-life/portal universe and he confirmed a sequel. I can guarantee you the portal trilogy is over, so half-life 3 confirmed xd.

    • @DeadTelevision
      @DeadTelevision 7 лет назад +17

      Chef Excellence yeah but Valve always claims they work on stuff that is in the interest of the customers. I see more people asking for Half Life 3 than I do VR or Steam Machines and Valve doesnt give 2 shits.

    • @LightTrack-
      @LightTrack- 7 лет назад +36

      I think the point is that Valve's policy on making games focuses more on their own selfishness than the fans. "Yeah we are not feeling like making it." i understand but there is a fucking line you have to draw until it becomes just cruel and injust. Ep2 ended on a cliffhanger for crying out loud and every other company makes games on their announced dates, only sometimes prolonging them but still usually delivering. Valve just does what they want, hoping that gives better creative results.
      They've set the bar so low that fans including myself are ready to settle for anything at this point. Even if it looks exactly like the Source engine HL2 it always did and has no new mechanics. We just want the story to end.

  • @steel_kaiser
    @steel_kaiser 8 лет назад +2744

    Ruh roh. 2008 was a turning point for Gabe. He went from "It's gonna be great" to "I went too far in some places"

    • @Scrooge042
      @Scrooge042 8 лет назад +296

      +Steel Kaiser Barney is the key to all this.

    • @Gilbertify1
      @Gilbertify1 8 лет назад +177

      For the first few years he's excited about episode 3, then he won't say shit.

    • @anthonyd8835
      @anthonyd8835 8 лет назад +123

      +Steel Kaiser its so dense theres so many headcrabs going on

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 8 лет назад +97

      Barney, he's the key to everything. If we can get him working...

    • @ekmad
      @ekmad 8 лет назад +68

      Half Life 3 took 12 years to make!

  • @Killcamp
    @Killcamp 5 лет назад +7564

    Half life 3 is so good they dont even know how to make it

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 5 лет назад +28

      @@stevsux4442 Unless....
      ...they go backwards. :D

    • @hdet9270
      @hdet9270 5 лет назад +8

      back in time bois here we go

    • @Vince0
      @Vince0 5 лет назад +12

      @@DumDoDoor *HLVR Intensifies*

    • @MsAmber82
      @MsAmber82 5 лет назад +3

      Hey, that makes sense
      That works with Star Citizen

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 лет назад +6

      1. They need ∞ money to do it
      2. they still make it
      3. they still think how to do it

  • @kenneth_997
    @kenneth_997 Год назад +127

    2:20 the fact that gabe gave a smirk is amazing

  • @MAINFRAMELaboratories
    @MAINFRAMELaboratories 7 лет назад +3980

    I love how he becomes progressively more vague

    • @RichardMedhurst
      @RichardMedhurst 7 лет назад +51

      vag*

    • @extraordinarilybasic3250
      @extraordinarilybasic3250 7 лет назад +393

      He should just be honest, we aren't making Half Life 3 because we are too busy printing money with Steam.

    • @thefoolishgmodcube2644
      @thefoolishgmodcube2644 7 лет назад +3

      hate*

    • @negentropyagent7337
      @negentropyagent7337 5 лет назад +3

      And more and more fat

    • @spartan456
      @spartan456 5 лет назад +151

      It's weird because you can see exactly where the decision to stop working on EP3 happened. In the first couple of years after The Orange Box released, Gabe was very forthcoming in explaining how Episode 3 is gonna blow everybody's pants off. He was more than happy to discuss it and at least say "yep, we've been hard at work, it's gonna be great." And then sometime later that all changes. He's no longer happy to even mention it, he just outright tells people "I'm not talking about that", with no explanation other than "it'll be ready when it's ready." I don't think even Gabe was willing to admit they weren't working on it anymore.
      Given the fact that Marc Laidlaw "leaked" the plot for Episode 3 years later, it wouldn't surprise me if some internal conflicts at Valve played a role in shelving the entire development cycle for the game. Something happened at Valve that made Gabe reach the decision to mothball it, and I don't think it's because they've been "too busy" printing money with Steam. The whole point of the Steam market is it's very hands-off. Nobody at Valve has to touch anything to make money from it. It's almost entirely passive income with the exception of occasional maintenance and upkeep. It requires nowhere near the same amount of man power to maintain, unlike developing a video game. I think something happened at Valve. Maybe some important people quit, or possibly even died. I think that's why the sudden shift occurred in Gabe's demeanor on mentioning the game over the years. It'd be one thing if it had been 5 or 6 years and he just got sick of getting the same question, but he became VERY disinterested in even hearing about it after just 2 or 3 years. All very suspicious, IMO.

  • @quaze_tf9921
    @quaze_tf9921 4 года назад +8366

    Teacher: what is 1 + 2?
    Kid Gaben: Alyx.

    • @guigo6892
      @guigo6892 4 года назад +172

      Basically 1.5

    • @ezri6585
      @ezri6585 4 года назад +62

      Half-life Source

    • @CobaltJ
      @CobaltJ 4 года назад +108

      Greater than 2, less than 4

    • @willenribeiro1010
      @willenribeiro1010 4 года назад +17

      Episode one

    • @aldo0368
      @aldo0368 3 года назад +16

      @@CobaltJ 2.1

  • @ProDudeFilmsGaming
    @ProDudeFilmsGaming 5 лет назад +5147

    What if all the “useless” steam updates that happen is just Valve slowly installing Half Life 3 on our computers

    • @sealstealer5007
      @sealstealer5007 5 лет назад +406

      But that's just a theory...
      ..A GAME THEORY!

    • @sealstealer5007
      @sealstealer5007 5 лет назад +55

      @Vasilijan Nikolovski no u

    • @Damashie
      @Damashie 5 лет назад +13

      A GAME THEORY!

    • @SomeRandomPiggo
      @SomeRandomPiggo 5 лет назад +13

      @@godsstrongestschizo get OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT

    • @kami9415
      @kami9415 5 лет назад +3

      @@godsstrongestschizo leave

  • @Curlywhrly
    @Curlywhrly 11 месяцев назад +68

    Cant believe gta 6 was revealed when 5 came out in 2013 while half life 3 has been being worked on for 2 goddamn decades

    • @AWDfreak
      @AWDfreak 7 месяцев назад +8

      "Worked-on"

  • @InsidiousOne
    @InsidiousOne 5 лет назад +3036

    Imagine if HL3 was actually almost ready, but some guy had accidentally deleted all the files and the backups, and they were just ashamed to say that.

    • @allegrachicken9460
      @allegrachicken9460 5 лет назад +234

      Insidious One that would actually make a lot of sense tbh. Imagine how much hate they’d get for something like that

    • @EarthQuakeTheory
      @EarthQuakeTheory 5 лет назад +146

      Illuminati: dont f**king move

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj 5 лет назад +128

      Like Toy Story 2

    • @cyberk1ng_
      @cyberk1ng_ 5 лет назад +9

      Insidious One aperture laboratories: dont fucking move!!!

    • @andreware2483
      @andreware2483 5 лет назад +27

      I've never played a Hl game before, but even I would be pissed off at that.

  • @CosmicMapping
    @CosmicMapping 8 лет назад +5090

    he sounds like a politician

  • @Mr1234tico
    @Mr1234tico 7 лет назад +2209

    He sounds like a game developer on Kickstarter

    • @bartman5693
      @bartman5693 6 лет назад +59

      Totally unprofessional.

    • @Kaodusanya
      @Kaodusanya 6 лет назад +64

      Except has like billions of dollars In the bank and doesn't give a fuck........so much worse than a Kickstarter developer. But hey we got artifact......

    • @towerknight5012
      @towerknight5012 6 лет назад

      What's wrong with kickstarter?

    • @bartman5693
      @bartman5693 6 лет назад +31

      Most of the time, they take your money and run.

    • @jimjimmy8900
      @jimjimmy8900 6 лет назад +4

      Bartman donating to someone on kickstarter is like trying to shoot a fly in the rain at night

  • @Itamarot
    @Itamarot 7 месяцев назад +17

    This video needs a part 2

  • @sillkthashocker
    @sillkthashocker 5 лет назад +3924

    It's been so long Gordon's voice actor is probably dead

    • @raggedyexynos6826
      @raggedyexynos6826 5 лет назад +380

      @@firedgnu2087 thats the joooooooke

    • @TheFapFactory
      @TheFapFactory 5 лет назад +119

      Max Rieser very clever but all the other voice actors probably are dead

    • @peniseusgiganticus9558
      @peniseusgiganticus9558 5 лет назад +33

      FiredGnu r/wooosh

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 5 лет назад +184

      we're all gonna be fucking dead before this comes out

    • @jarhead3571
      @jarhead3571 5 лет назад +164

      It will take so long that half life 4 will come out before half life 3

  • @user84074
    @user84074 3 года назад +6964

    Imagine the amount of people who have died waiting for Episode 3.

    • @User_1795
      @User_1795 3 года назад +253

      Rest In Pepperoni

    • @FilonisHat
      @FilonisHat 3 года назад +349

      The game will be finished by a Gabe automaton V.345 in the year 2878.

    • @User_1795
      @User_1795 3 года назад +102

      @@FilonisHat We won't make it 2878 by the looks of it.

    • @k1mj0ur13
      @k1mj0ur13 3 года назад +42

      @@FilonisHat gaben would do the same thing with glados

    • @hossproductions
      @hossproductions 2 года назад +23

      Sometimes I think about this. I hope it doesn't happen to me.

  • @John.Lemon.
    @John.Lemon. 7 лет назад +5521

    It has been so long, that even the meme died

    • @Dillpickles66
      @Dillpickles66 7 лет назад +322

      John Lemon wow, that just sunk in for me ._.

    • @toontownlegomaster
      @toontownlegomaster 7 лет назад +18

      John Lemon

    • @fahxd._9986
      @fahxd._9986 7 лет назад +21

      oh ..my boy..you are wrong...the meme...
      never dies!!

    • @timmyturner6575
      @timmyturner6575 7 лет назад +120

      "the floor is half life 3"

    • @Chaika1974
      @Chaika1974 7 лет назад +38

      ASAP Goku​
      Valve
      ---------------------------------------------
      Floor

  • @Jayshiver
    @Jayshiver 11 месяцев назад +54

    I remember how Yahtzee said that Valve wants the main Half-Life games to represent huge steps forward for the industry as a whole. The first one did that through being a continuous series of areas without any cutscenes or menus in between. The second one did that through the Source engine’s physics. Alyx did that through pushing VR to its absolute limit. Maybe 3 will come out in a few centuries and show the benefits time travel or teleportation can bring to video games idk

    • @orlandodanielgonzalezalcar3360
      @orlandodanielgonzalezalcar3360 10 месяцев назад +2

      The power of patience or AI

    • @ass-mo5927
      @ass-mo5927 26 дней назад +1

      i think it will have the environment do some wacky shit or have realistic burning physics

    • @dhrumildave4221
      @dhrumildave4221 2 дня назад

      This is actually a thing not talked much in the community, I personally didn't know it till I saw another video entirely on this topic

  • @dog85686
    @dog85686 5 лет назад +10312

    How Gaben counts:
    1
    2
    2.1
    2.2
    Alyx

    • @puredruid
      @puredruid 5 лет назад +613

      @Johnny 600 So
      1
      2
      2.1
      2.2
      1.5

    • @kahate7328
      @kahate7328 5 лет назад +300

      @@puredruid half life 2 episode 2.5
      2 decades later
      Half life 2. Remastered

    • @edgeybrah3544
      @edgeybrah3544 5 лет назад +15

      They have made a half life 3 tho haven’t they ?

    • @pauln_dy2789
      @pauln_dy2789 5 лет назад +90

      1
      2
      2.1
      2.2
      Orange
      Alyx
      Ideas for next game names:
      Lasagna
      Application
      Hour

    • @floreskyle1
      @floreskyle1 5 лет назад +50

      Half life greater than 2 less than 4

  • @hola-gy8te
    @hola-gy8te 3 года назад +3841

    Half Life 3 is probably the longest procrastination I've ever seen in my life.

    • @minecraftherobrine1234
      @minecraftherobrine1234 3 года назад +80

      Then you've never heard of The Winds of Winter

    • @notjimpickens7928
      @notjimpickens7928 2 года назад +104

      @@minecraftherobrine1234 thats only been ten, this ones been 15 years and counting

    • @ByeBaybe
      @ByeBaybe 2 года назад +10

      @@minecraftherobrine1234 I hear that dude doesn't finish tons of his work. But, I can hardly get through the day without forgetting about the laundry.

    • @stoptiktok1691
      @stoptiktok1691 2 года назад +7

      2nd biggest is Bully 2

    • @jamesedleymusic
      @jamesedleymusic 2 года назад +21

      @@stoptiktok1691 Except Bully wrapped things up nicely and doesn’t need a sequel.

  • @gaybobfagpants830
    @gaybobfagpants830 6 лет назад +1099

    From Gabe's reactions HL3 was probably canceled August 2008.

    • @chief6163
      @chief6163 6 лет назад +3

      What time stamp in the video is that

    • @SlightlyInactive
      @SlightlyInactive 6 лет назад +6

      SheepBlippy you ever heard of what ea did with spore? They hyped it up for almost a decade then completely fucked everyone over by shipping a game completely different from what was expected

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 6 лет назад +36

      New half life announced...
      Half Life battle royale mobile game

    • @pizzalord3n
      @pizzalord3n 6 лет назад +19

      @@Journey_to_who_knows do you guys not have phones?!

    • @WTF2BlueTiger
      @WTF2BlueTiger 6 лет назад +4

      ​@SheepBlippy It was hardly edging past 2008 when he stopped answering things directly
      It's a very understandable why he doesn't want to talk about it, he could answer that the game was pretty obviously cancelled because lead didn't think it was good enough to finish off the trilogy, if it was only that simple, there'd be an outcry, people would dig, did everyone think it wasnt good enough? Did someone fuck up? People would rather blame someone, be it gaben or just valve in general for ruining their most anticipated game release rather than the company simply deciding it wasnt good enough
      Half life is a million dollar IP, and it makes no sense to start drama about it, a game was probably being developed and it wasnt good enough so it was cancelled, the worst thing that could happen if he is upfront about it is that people start harassing old employees of something that happened over a decade ago and would do everything they could to dig up a copy of it, or potentially spoil the story.
      Worst case scenario if he doesn't tell everyone what happened? People are mildly annoyed and disgruntled over not having another game of their favorite series released. There's much more at stake than just killing off the expectations of the 1 % fanboy playerbase who refuse to see the obvious

  • @flouserschird
    @flouserschird Год назад +40

    I love how this video is 6 years old and is basically when everyone gave up

  • @exu_skully8728
    @exu_skully8728 7 лет назад +1074

    you either "die" a hero or live enough to become the villain

    • @SushiSauce
      @SushiSauce 6 лет назад +1

      would you rather

    • @garethdouglas5659
      @garethdouglas5659 6 лет назад +5

      Darth Bane You have either never played half life or it's just not you're kind of game/world because for me and many others it is an amazing game with an immense story. Being a fps game should not label it as a bland game, not all games have to be open world fps in order to have good story and immersion.

    • @lordragnarok5336
      @lordragnarok5336 6 лет назад

      EXU_SKULLY nice Madara reference

    • @Morningstar.Unofficial
      @Morningstar.Unofficial 6 лет назад

      Gareth Douglas the story of half life 1 was a bare bones Doom clone with only the ending conversation with Gman doing anything to flesh out the story, and Half-Life 2 has not aged nearly as well as people would have you believe. Half the characters are generic npcs from HL1 that they slapped names on and never get fleshed out cause they treat them like we're supposed to know who they are already. Because the characters know Gordon and talk to him like he already knows everything even though the player has no idea what happened between 1 and 2 or how any of these people are significant. Gordon Freeman doesn't work as a protagonist cause he's too established in the lore for the player to project themselves into but doesn't do anything to build the story since he never speaks. I mean Dr. Breen literally came out of thin air to be the antagonist and you barely see him before he dies. Episodes 1 & 2 are fantastic and still hold up really well but base HL2 is super below average shooter with some trash level design aside from Ravenholm. HL1 holds up better in terms of atmosphere and gameplay tbh.

    • @plasticZarathustra
      @plasticZarathustra 6 лет назад

      aydowon The dark knight

  • @FORRESTtheunoriginal
    @FORRESTtheunoriginal 8 лет назад +5276

    Gabe Newell slowly turning into George Lucas.

    • @derekt7206
      @derekt7206 8 лет назад +158

      Ohh God don't say that next thing you'll see is Steam being sold off...like what happened to Star Wars.

    • @the_dook2145
      @the_dook2145 8 лет назад +31

      +Uncle Joey's Bizzare Adventure It's so dense, every single frame has so much going on

    • @Pointingtothereality
      @Pointingtothereality 8 лет назад +56

      +xTankbeast Gabe Newell is so dense, his whole frame has so much going on

    • @the_dook2145
      @the_dook2145 8 лет назад +43

      +Calvino it's like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @derekt7206
      @derekt7206 8 лет назад +11

      andreyzherebilov I don't know if you missed the memo but they are bought by Disney.

  • @alexandersokolov7001
    @alexandersokolov7001 4 года назад +11967

    Valve Board of directors in 2007: “Gabe, we voted to fire you. You are let go as soon as HL2 Episode 3 is released, thank you for all your hard work”
    Gabe: Ok

    • @pants1403
      @pants1403 4 года назад +198

      lmao

    • @gomaniz
      @gomaniz 4 года назад +535

      Nobody's firing Gabe.

    • @danillebedev3420
      @danillebedev3420 4 года назад +97

      It's private

    • @notjimpickens7928
      @notjimpickens7928 4 года назад +128

      @@gomaniz they should, especially if it took them almost 20 years just to make a prequal to the actual game we all want, and have wanted since 2006, at this rate, ill have grandchildren by the time we a proper ending for one of my least liked series

    • @buddette5513
      @buddette5513 4 года назад +635

      @@notjimpickens7928 if it's your least like series why do you care

  • @Shockload
    @Shockload 6 месяцев назад +19

    HL games are released once every century
    20th century - 1998: Half Life
    21st century - 2004: Half Life 2
    22nd century - 2103: Half Life 3

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 6 месяцев назад +1

      *21st
      *22nd

    • @__FS__
      @__FS__ 5 месяцев назад +3

      HL games are released once every millenia
      2nd millenia - 1998: Half Life
      3rd millenia - 2004: Half Life 2
      4th millenia - 3880: Half Life 3

  • @sebastianxbx
    @sebastianxbx 7 лет назад +1060

    if gabe did 1 sit up for everytime he said "i have nothing to say about half life," gabe would be a body builder

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 5 лет назад +1179

    "Why did you call it half-life?"
    "Because we wont finish it"

    • @bongobliss5795
      @bongobliss5795 5 лет назад +30

      Cuz it takes half of your life to get to see hl3, let me tell its gonna be a very long life

    • @jorjo1061
      @jorjo1061 5 лет назад +1

      Because it will be the moment the earth explodes and we all die then everybody will be reborn in this save file In our newest game, half li-.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 лет назад

      Because youll have to wait 10 half-lifes of uranium

    • @neonsolace2748
      @neonsolace2748 5 лет назад +1

      Actuaally half life is a physical transformation of radioaction or something

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 5 лет назад

      @@neonsolace2748 The half-life of uranium would be finished before half life 3

  • @tommyvercettygt
    @tommyvercettygt 4 года назад +3041

    Gabe Newell, 86 years old: "yes we are still working on it..."

  • @YouYubeEnjoyerNum1
    @YouYubeEnjoyerNum1 3 месяца назад +7

    this video will be 9-10 years old when hl3 comes out

  • @priyajohn9198
    @priyajohn9198 5 лет назад +2733

    Plot twist: We're actually living in Half life 3

    • @QueenJosu
      @QueenJosu 5 лет назад +58

      Hong Kong is basically episode 2 rn lmfao

    • @samueleproiettimicozzi8134
      @samueleproiettimicozzi8134 5 лет назад +11

      So that's why I'm feeling a bit g-man-ish today

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 5 лет назад +9

      Well, with Alyx, we will be living in Half-Life.

    • @nailsungur8607
      @nailsungur8607 5 лет назад +10

      It's half life, we have two half lifes and it makes a *FULL LIFE* .

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 5 лет назад +7

      Half Life 3 is the friends we made along the way.

  • @robogen1331
    @robogen1331 3 года назад +5211

    It would be fucking hilarious if they just released Half Life 3 on steam without saying anything, no trailer, no announcement. Nothing

    • @CockLord2059
      @CockLord2059 2 года назад +162

      Yeah hilarious…

    • @bno6156
      @bno6156 Год назад +165

      They were considering doing that for alyx, weren’t they?

    • @Kazmirl
      @Kazmirl Год назад +403

      @@bno6156 They basically did

    • @morgboat744
      @morgboat744 Год назад +141

      CS2 smoke grenade trailer

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 Год назад +33

      Still the biggest moment in gaming history since mario 64

  • @sokantnevesti603
    @sokantnevesti603 4 года назад +8913

    He behaves like he dropped out of college, but still lies to his parents he's about to graduate.

    • @dragonator36
      @dragonator36 4 года назад +592

      As someone who tried and catastrophically failed to hide my failing grades, this is about as accurate as aimbot.

    • @dankastd4289
      @dankastd4289 4 года назад +21

      Lmao

    • @happypunky4129
      @happypunky4129 4 года назад +22

      Oh god... Yep

    • @duncanwade1026
      @duncanwade1026 4 года назад +176

      He's a Harvard dropout. This is second nature to him.

    • @hughmungus2952
      @hughmungus2952 3 года назад +7

      @j. thank God I only have one semester left id kill myself if I failed

  • @The.ZB.
    @The.ZB. Год назад +20

    It's almost been a decade since this video came out. 2 decades since the promise of episode 3

  • @feganfloop3161
    @feganfloop3161 4 года назад +4488

    bruh he’s almost reached his half life by the time it’s here

    • @Spodogo
      @Spodogo 3 года назад +18

      haha

    • @plasticballs
      @plasticballs 3 года назад +179

      he's reaching his two thirds life

    • @stillalive1607
      @stillalive1607 3 года назад +22

      @@plasticballs now this points of data make a beatiful line

    • @stillalive1607
      @stillalive1607 3 года назад +4

      @@freedomgoddess so im GlaD i got burnd

    • @joethecreeper8178
      @joethecreeper8178 2 года назад +6

      But his mass doubled instead of getting halved

  • @djnico17
    @djnico17 6 лет назад +857

    So sad watching him grow old and tired before my eyes. It's like he lost his inner glow and just abandoned his dreams.

    • @christianempire3909
      @christianempire3909 6 лет назад +121

      Same thing happened to George Lucas.

    • @lolzomgz1337
      @lolzomgz1337 6 лет назад +97

      That's what money does to you, I guess.

    • @Johndoe-gd4tb
      @Johndoe-gd4tb 6 лет назад +90

      I mean, realistically he did more than any of us ever will. I’m tired just from working 40 hours a week at a regular job. Y’all expect everything from this man.

    • @YukioKokoko
      @YukioKokoko 6 лет назад +11

      john doe some of us just want a real closure, not some written bullshit from reddit.
      find a job that you enjoy doing, not some sweaty wallmart transportation. yes he did revolutionize the pc gaming, but that was back in the late 90's, we live in 2018 now. computing is far more advanced and easier.

    • @PurifedGameplays
      @PurifedGameplays 6 лет назад +22

      Anti Nettokavelija Advancing; Yes. Easier; No.

  • @fersotic
    @fersotic 5 лет назад +836

    2:20
    -I will now ask you the world's shortest question ever - Half life 2 episode 3.
    -a..
    -Thank you.

    • @Vladi_AK47
      @Vladi_AK47 5 лет назад +2

      Fersotic best part of the vid 😄

    • @twanakawa5551
      @twanakawa5551 5 лет назад +3

      Adam kovic 😂😂😂

    • @sourceofweb6681
      @sourceofweb6681 5 лет назад +34

      What if he was about to say the release date but since he got cut off he now refuses to talk about the game out of Spite.

    • @InsidiousOne
      @InsidiousOne 5 лет назад +20

      @@sourceofweb6681 he was like: "Hey, you don't wanna listen to me? So no game for you, I'm deleting everything!"

  • @_Jay_Singh
    @_Jay_Singh 3 месяца назад +11

    I had a dream that Valve released “The Purple Box” that had Half-Life 3, Portal 3 and Team Fortress 3. I was about to start playing it and then I woke up and was really sad.

    • @idot3647
      @idot3647 2 месяца назад +1

      :(

    • @ecoman_prime
      @ecoman_prime Месяц назад

      The best deal in gaming history, starting at $9,999!

  • @drfrz8846
    @drfrz8846 7 лет назад +309

    *200 years from now.. gaben's great grandson:*
    "We have nothing to say about episode 3 or half life 3, but when we do, we will definetly let the fans know"

    • @kimjuanjun7124
      @kimjuanjun7124 7 лет назад +6

      Year 3333 march 3rd Gabe Newell the 3rd Releases Half Life 3.

    • @TheThreatenedSwan
      @TheThreatenedSwan 7 лет назад

      Morgan Kendrick People like that don't breed, do they?

  • @MyMindWorks777
    @MyMindWorks777 8 лет назад +434

    2007: Half life 3 nearing completion and being polished.
    2008: Intern wipes hard drive.

    • @DyluPL1st
      @DyluPL1st 8 лет назад +9

      +MyMindWorks777
      Too early m8.

    • @sznio
      @sznio 8 лет назад +1

      +MyMindWorks777 Valve doesn't hire interns.

    • @lemonprofit5147
      @lemonprofit5147 8 лет назад

      maybe Gabe did it to store some porn and blamed some poor intern !

    • @element1111
      @element1111 8 лет назад +2

      Happened with half life 2 didn't it? It was completely wiped by a hacker in early 2003 if i recall correctly.

    • @soylentgreenb
      @soylentgreenb 8 лет назад +6

      No. It wasn't wiped. It was leaked, source code included. After that Valve took out all the fun bits and weapons they had planed and released a half finished mess of a game.

  • @TheHerstad7
    @TheHerstad7 5 лет назад +1692

    you can pinpoint when it went from "We're working on it" to "We scrapped it, but we wont tell you"

    • @ItsLogic
      @ItsLogic 5 лет назад +14

      DavedTheReal it’s out now

    • @ajaybay6195
      @ajaybay6195 5 лет назад +30

      HL3 literally got confirmed after you posted this comment lol

    • @games528
      @games528 5 лет назад +162

      @@ajaybay6195 It's not half life 3. It's a prequel set between the events of half-life and half-life 2

    • @Blackhawk211
      @Blackhawk211 5 лет назад +43

      @@ajaybay6195 how... its a prequel and vr.

    • @games528
      @games528 4 года назад +31

      @@ronidude Not at all. They will make a very small amount with a vr game compared to an flatscreen pancake game. They are making a vr prequel because that's the only way vr can grow.

  • @JonCom3dy
    @JonCom3dy Год назад +19

    This video is almost a decade old. Insane.

  • @loveshankme
    @loveshankme 6 лет назад +1597

    It's hilarious to remember that the LITERAL LAST WORDS OF Episode 2 are
    "No, don't leave me..."
    A little too on the nose, Valve?

    • @targitausrithux2320
      @targitausrithux2320 6 лет назад +23

      Loveshank STOP... the pain is too much, just thinking of the syllables makes me want to twist my own stomach into a literal mush that resembles the splatter of a headcrab getting ran over by a combine vehicle

    • @TheShowCrow_Main_Channel
      @TheShowCrow_Main_Channel 6 лет назад +4

      orgḗ Rithux oof

    • @n-sanecrashfan1820
      @n-sanecrashfan1820 5 лет назад +1

      Really?

    • @rarescatalin25
      @rarescatalin25 5 лет назад +1

      There is not going to be released any episode in the future..They fucked it up with another things such as Dota.Go for glory Rockstar!!!

    • @fpscanada3862
      @fpscanada3862 5 лет назад +1

      @@rarescatalin25 lol makes me laugh. you child

  • @screenplaygermany5221
    @screenplaygermany5221 7 лет назад +574

    Gabe Newell's body has been cryopreserved after his death and he just woke up again. He asked what year it is. We told him it was the year 3333. Gaben replied: "Put me back in there."

  • @Koizoku
    @Koizoku 4 года назад +3008

    2:19 gaben was so ready to not say anything about HL but the fact that the dude took the mic away with a "thank u" broke him

    • @WonderBread4020
      @WonderBread4020 3 года назад +43

      You mean Adam? Yea he was cool until he fucked up real badly and quit the channel he created

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 3 года назад +34

      @@WonderBread4020 what he do

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 3 года назад +242

      He seemed relieved

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 2 года назад +16

      Mind-blowing 💀

    • @samcolton943
      @samcolton943 Год назад +26

      That was Adam "Adam Kovic" Kovic

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 6 лет назад +2422

    Plot twist:
    Its already released and you can only find it in the Blockbuster videogame section.

    • @UncleHaul
      @UncleHaul 5 лет назад +76

      There is like one last blockbuster, but your gonna need you’re membership card to rent/buy one of our 100 available copies so dig your card up.

    • @one_man_community
      @one_man_community 5 лет назад +4

      I have a lot of Blockbuster off-brands near me.

    • @bepobsk3680
      @bepobsk3680 5 лет назад +5

      plot twist artifact 3 comes out for Mac exclusive

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 лет назад +1

      I have a family member who owns a block buster at least thats what he said

    • @maxdog7616
      @maxdog7616 5 лет назад +1

      I do have one I bought near our blockbuster

  • @2facesofevil835
    @2facesofevil835 4 года назад +7584

    I just hope I’m still alive when half-life 3 releases

    • @eddiekaspbrak4624
      @eddiekaspbrak4624 4 года назад +203

      @Barney Stinson Ikr, it would be genuinely so awful if he passed away that would be the worst :((

    • @xrafter
      @xrafter 4 года назад +62

      Wait its still isn't realesed?

    • @forknife326
      @forknife326 4 года назад +30

      @@xrafter on God half-life Alex released

    • @0x7f2c
      @0x7f2c 4 года назад +22

      @@xrafter btw I use arch

    • @Einer4077
      @Einer4077 4 года назад +9

      @@forknife326 half-life alyx is the third half-life?

  • @CLK944
    @CLK944 5 лет назад +1020

    2046:
    Half Life 3 card game

  • @russiantankhiddeninabush
    @russiantankhiddeninabush 3 месяца назад +10

    Finally
    Something about half life leaks were found

  • @rstar7770
    @rstar7770 5 лет назад +645

    I wonder how many people have died waiting for episode 3

    • @PotatoAvenger
      @PotatoAvenger 5 лет назад +81

      This video is so depressing

    • @thanegress4618
      @thanegress4618 5 лет назад +44

      That is kinda heavy probably alot come to think of it

    • @yadiyyussof95
      @yadiyyussof95 5 лет назад +20

      I feel sorry for the one that died and the one that still alive, but let's just say episode 3 won't happen and let's just move on

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 5 лет назад +10

      @@yadiyyussof95 Exactly, if it's not happening he should have just said so by now
      It's been 12 years since Episode 2. It's obvious it was canned, or at least the original was, and he's not saying anything to save face at this point because it would rightfully piss off so many people.
      He needs to stop hyping up something that will never happen.

    • @goldenrule3264
      @goldenrule3264 5 лет назад +3

      Fuck when you put it like that shit man. Alot probably I'm still waiting for that shit 😂

  • @iLL3571
    @iLL3571 6 лет назад +1896

    Scientists are baffled. Game developer lies to fans for over 10 years and gets away with it

    • @ecfr-01
      @ecfr-01 6 лет назад +102

      *Discover right now his secret by clicking here*

    • @iamnotcool7222
      @iamnotcool7222 5 лет назад +36

      *they're waiting for you Gaben, in the reveal trailerrrrr*

    • @gabenewell3955
      @gabenewell3955 5 лет назад +1

      Lex ...

    • @deathxunnat4693
      @deathxunnat4693 5 лет назад +1

      Tru

    • @Goodsir420
      @Goodsir420 5 лет назад

      @@iamnotcool7222 you the real MVP lmfao

  • @mathpc4047
    @mathpc4047 5 лет назад +4766

    I love how his face gets more and more worried and uncomfortable by all of the lies through the years.

    • @teerex1314
      @teerex1314 5 лет назад +480

      That's just depressing, man. Imagine not being able to tell the public the sad truth because it'll be the end of your career, company, and the community that expected and waited patiently for years. It'll be a damning controversy that's gonna be talked about for years if he opens up about it.
      On the other hand, maybe he's just getting real tired of everyone's shit and is running out of excuses to delay the release of the game, hence the worried look.

    • @jt8821
      @jt8821 5 лет назад +133

      He wasn't lying

    • @Crackmonkey2110
      @Crackmonkey2110 5 лет назад +311

      @@teerex1314 steam would never die cuz of a cancelled game lmao

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 лет назад +136

      @@teerex1314 bit of a reach there. Steam isn't gonna die just because half life 3 doesn't come out ever.

    • @unintrov3184
      @unintrov3184 4 года назад +31

      Steam is the best. Origin? Epic Store? Get outta here!

  • @ongogoblogian1343
    @ongogoblogian1343 2 года назад +44

    I love how you see the change in his approach to the question and it’s a hard one, goes from optimism to distain and anger over the name half-life.

  • @Rijam35
    @Rijam35 7 лет назад +3478

    Half Life 3 will come out when Valve makes Dota 3
    Dota 3 will come out when they make Team Fortress 3
    Team Fortress 3 will come out when they make Portal 3
    Portal 3 will come out when they make Left 4 Dead 3
    Left 4 Dead 3 will come out when they make Source 3
    Source 3 will come out when they make Dust 3
    Basically the year 3000

    • @stanimirivanov7787
      @stanimirivanov7787 7 лет назад +80

      Rijam Valve can't count to 3

    • @yinpinglo2855
      @yinpinglo2855 7 лет назад +2

      When will dust 3 come out?

    • @bomberharris9322
      @bomberharris9322 7 лет назад +31

      Jokes on you there's already a Dust3

    • @Rijam35
      @Rijam35 7 лет назад +2

      DustPCG hype!

    • @beefstew6512
      @beefstew6512 7 лет назад +1

      In the recent AMA Gabe mentioned that devs use L4D3 as a place for building narratives.

  • @dominicscreativefilms
    @dominicscreativefilms 5 лет назад +1137

    I'm convinced Half-Life 3 is the biggest April Fools Joke that everyone took seriously.

  • @zakizdaman
    @zakizdaman 5 лет назад +2755

    every time someone asks about half life episode 3 he gains a pound

  • @gameindustryinsider6450
    @gameindustryinsider6450 Год назад +30

    Any day now

  • @MD_Hooligan
    @MD_Hooligan 7 лет назад +1934

    I don't want to die without playing half-life 3.

    • @calandprem
      @calandprem 7 лет назад +46

      literally whats going through my head right now but im only 21 years so about 50 more left

    • @420praiseit2
      @420praiseit2 7 лет назад +130

      *Granted eternal life*

    • @Desmonda6
      @Desmonda6 7 лет назад +51

      This sentence is the sadest story i ever read. I almost cried.

    • @princenaimNFS
      @princenaimNFS 7 лет назад +6

      Me neither...

    • @dankfinn3448
      @dankfinn3448 7 лет назад +30

      Gabe will die without making it

  • @supahtyp
    @supahtyp 8 лет назад +443

    Coming out next summer: Orange Box 2
    Including: Half Life 3, Portal 3, Team Fortress 3

    • @benten42069
      @benten42069 8 лет назад +52

      i wish this was true,and also L4D3

    • @essecanal8131
      @essecanal8131 8 лет назад

      supahtyp one milion dolars copy

    • @reax5526
      @reax5526 8 лет назад +2

      I want this so bad,i love all the games

    • @waffleproductions4946
      @waffleproductions4946 8 лет назад

      supahtyp I wish

    • @PeacefulAF
      @PeacefulAF 7 лет назад +1

      U make me to cry ;,,,,,,,( we all know its false.

  • @aiber3303
    @aiber3303 7 лет назад +330

    Valve on Half Life 3: We were gonna do it but then came CS:GO

  • @destebangm11216
    @destebangm11216 2 года назад +21

    this still hurts man

  • @redchilihead00
    @redchilihead00 7 лет назад +3280

    there will never be a half life 3 because gabe is using all the money to buy those polo shirts

    • @NXTorge
      @NXTorge 7 лет назад +71

      Jesus Gonzalez *Polo tents

    • @jackofspades9742
      @jackofspades9742 7 лет назад +55

      Ralph Lauren tents 🐎👕⛺️

    • @bendaspy566
      @bendaspy566 7 лет назад +1

      And Santa Claus

    • @greenfreak132
      @greenfreak132 7 лет назад +43

      Jesus Gonzalez he's busy using all the money to buy his own CS:GO cases

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 7 лет назад +4

      Jesus Gonzalez also pony crap

  • @SpiderCenturion
    @SpiderCenturion 6 лет назад +2175

    Might as well just admit, "we totally planned on continuing Half Life, but when you guys starting funneling us millions of dollars through Steam, we just kicked back and got rich. why work on it now?"

    • @adolfhitler2026
      @adolfhitler2026 5 лет назад +298

      Millions? Try billions.

    • @detectivecotton6824
      @detectivecotton6824 5 лет назад +40

      SpiderCenturion I mean that’s true they didn’t really have any reason to make a third reason

    • @guillemugas1069
      @guillemugas1069 5 лет назад +56

      @@adolfhitler2026 hotel? Trivago.

    • @usul573
      @usul573 5 лет назад +14

      Lord Gaben has an estimated $3.9 billion net worth.

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 5 лет назад +5

      SpiderCenturion and no one has properly held them accountable for this

  • @arthurgrendell6964
    @arthurgrendell6964 7 лет назад +592

    FUCK I can't believe the "These things, they take time" thing was five years ago

    • @ahcool4453
      @ahcool4453 7 лет назад +7

      James Stokes WHAT DID HE JUST SAY!!

  • @InTeeth
    @InTeeth Год назад +12

    the fact that this was 7 years ago is so funny.

  • @Danger_Above
    @Danger_Above 4 года назад +6941

    Half Life: Alyx was basically a big ass trailer for Half Life 3.

    • @vuxono6517
      @vuxono6517 4 года назад +124

      No, Half Life: Alyx takes place after Half Life 1, but before Half Life: 2.

    • @Danger_Above
      @Danger_Above 4 года назад +349

      @@vuxono6517 just watch the ending,

    • @grufoffg4043
      @grufoffg4043 4 года назад +25

      @NICULL stfu he didnt see the ending

    • @grufoffg4043
      @grufoffg4043 4 года назад +18

      @@seaboardspastic stfu kid

    • @bruhman1094
      @bruhman1094 4 года назад +20

      @NICULL ok mr special snowflake Einstein looking ass😂

  • @jnsn94
    @jnsn94 5 лет назад +1498

    Me : okay gabe ! Let's count to ten
    Gabe : *1,2,I'm not talking,4,5,6,7,8,9,10*

  • @uberchili5332
    @uberchili5332 7 лет назад +2969

    The saddest thing is, people are dying; people die every day. Fans and just regular video game players are dying without playing HL3. Gabe is not very young, he could die before releasing HL3.

    • @alluurpo
      @alluurpo 7 лет назад +280

      And not only very old, but very fat. The variety of heart failure risks are becoming abundant

    • @jimmorrison2362
      @jimmorrison2362 7 лет назад +19

      Alluurpo whoa...ive been subscribed to you for years...thats really insane. You have no idea

    • @alluurpo
      @alluurpo 7 лет назад +21

      +Jim Morrison i was probably still in my teens when you subbed me :D

    • @jimmorrison2362
      @jimmorrison2362 7 лет назад +22

      Alluurpo yeah i was in my early 20's...guessing it was 2005 or 2006 wow that was a long time ago. You were my first sub, i was listening to a lot of bowie back then. Crazy. Its a small (youtube) world after all. Who would've thought we're both half life fans. Anyways, take care man! Nice "running" into ya

    • @Imupoffathatthing
      @Imupoffathatthing 7 лет назад +56

      It seems like thats his plan

  • @DavisInDuval
    @DavisInDuval Год назад +7

    This video came out in 2016. It’s now 2023, still no Half Life 3.

    • @PyroXain
      @PyroXain 10 месяцев назад +3

      It's now 2024 and no Half Life 3

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam 8 лет назад +3200

    The day will come, when at E3 you will see but a single chair and small table with a dinner plate on it bearing steak and asparagus. There will be a glass of wine. The room will be almost dark, except for one beam of light upon the chair and table. Gabe will slowly walk out onto stage, completely ignoring the audience and those around him. He will walk over, sit down. Place his napkin in his lap, and pick up his utensils. With an utter disregard for those around him, he will begin to eat. He will spend the next 5 or so minutes enjoying his luscious meal. He will finish eating, take a sip of his wine, and then stand up. Without a single ounce of acknowledgement, Gabe will slowly walk off stage, and out of sight.
    Half Life 3 flashes onto the screen.

    • @CartoonWarStudios
      @CartoonWarStudios 8 лет назад +644

      +Flowmasta Flam alternate, more likely ending: Valve officially announces the cancellation of Half Life 3, and all of the major employees proceed to walk on stage and piss on the audience with erect wieners

    • @Iceozo1
      @Iceozo1 8 лет назад +445

      +CartoonWarStudios I think we should combine OP's scenario and yours. Gabe has a big ol' meal, enjoys the shit out of it, and then walks off as a big "Half Life 3 is cancelled," flashes on screen, at which point the Valve crew comes out to piss on folks. I can imagine that.

    • @stefannofornari
      @stefannofornari 8 лет назад +136

      +Iceozo1 this would be the best fucking thing ever

    • @JohnSmith-kv3eo
      @JohnSmith-kv3eo 8 лет назад +3

      Best Comment Ever!! xd

    • @rance8838
      @rance8838 8 лет назад +130

      you can if its a half boner

  • @andrein769
    @andrein769 7 лет назад +230

    From: 'yes half life 3 is in development' to: *we have nothing to say about half life 3*

    • @Leomann88
      @Leomann88 7 лет назад +1

      I wonder what happened to him though. He changed like 180.

    • @m.tammekivi
      @m.tammekivi 7 лет назад +2

      Leomann88 He got mid-life crisis.

  • @invertedgames7993
    @invertedgames7993 5 лет назад +1367

    you can pinpoint the exact moment Half-Life 3 was cancelled. it was at 1:25

    • @drboone357
      @drboone357 5 лет назад +140

      You are right. He almost blurts it out twice...

    • @KALSAFilms
      @KALSAFilms 5 лет назад +35

      He says that they're doing episode 3 around 1:52

    • @drboone357
      @drboone357 5 лет назад +55

      @@KALSAFilms He said nothing about development. "We are doing episode 3" just means "Valve is funding the project... for now"

    • @uniqhnd23
      @uniqhnd23 5 лет назад +40

      "Anything about when will see half life 3?"
      *"We're not"*

    • @Cavs191
      @Cavs191 5 лет назад +13

      ORO 0147 anything new graphically or is it a new gameplay paradigm?
      “uh huh”

  • @realspeed1944
    @realspeed1944 3 месяца назад +8

    We are SO BACK!