Going To School Drunk
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Going To School Drunk
Going to high school while high is a pretty normal thing to lots of people, but going to school drunk, that shi just isnt normal. So you already know I got a storytime for yall about it, let me know if you've ever gone to school while drunk in the comments!!
Hope you have a glorious day
I completely lost it when the principal was like “take em off” and my man bob had glasses under the glasses💀💀
💀💀 I didn’t even clock that till after
He didn't say to take them ALL off, actually
same lol
Bobs just goated 🤣🤣
You’ve got take have a cover….for the dope and etc.
Pulling more 10s than EDP is out of pocket Chains 😂😂😂
Facts 😂😂😂😂
That joke had me💀
This joke went over my head 😭 can someone break it down for this boomer?
@@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495 edp is a pedophile that tries to date underage kids
@@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495 edp is a youtuber/pedo
Bob carrying the team left and right 💀
I love how Bob takes off his sunglasses to have another pair on underneath
Same😂
"Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy"
I see what you did there 👌
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that
"vomit on his sweater already" (moms spaghetti)
He’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keep on forgetting what we wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he opens his mouth but the words won’t come out he choking now everybody choking the clock run out times up over now
BLAOW
Snap back to reality
Ope, there goes gravity
Ope, there goes gravity nope he won't give up that easy
I've been drunk at school too many times, but people always think I'm drunk or high, even when I'm sober, so it just blends in
Saaameeeee
-_-
@@dacianarobu1094 Yes, to the point where some people even ask to share my drink with them
Why would you want to be drunk or vape in school or do it at all smh
@@pug9191 because life kinda sucks and being fucked up and fucking are the two things humans look forward to on a primal level from the day we get old enough to register stress.
absolutely NOTHING is better than opening youtube and seeing a new chains upload 😩🤞
fr but act cool he might be reading B)
Facts
Always waiting for chains to upload so I can eat- lol
Well maybe seeing that cancer was cured
Frrrr he need to upload everyday
2:49 love the eminem reference🤣🤣
Yeah not a lot of people noticed lol 😂
That's what I'm sayin
Mom's spaghetti
NO WAY I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
Bro reaal
This man has experienced every scenario imaginable
I think at this point it's fake but it's entertaining so who gives a fuck
@@FlashMcQueen96 fr
Same problem with Luna too, he was one of the first story time channels with a focus on these types of stories, and it's been a few years since he's started to noticeably lie lmao
he's just improvising now and it shows
@@vilkhunter853 fr no one stayin after they principle say "ima be back to check"
Bruh! I love Bob! Dude be chill AF. I never went to school high or drunk, but I’d imagine it’d be fun as hell!
It's only fun when you got friends, cause y'all do stupid shit but without friends it's just boring 😭😭😭
@@AJSketches I’m jealous bro! I was the jock, captain of football team. So I couldn’t do the silly things like that 😩
@@AJSketches Ong tho, before I got expelled I made hella friends in the school bathroom. We all got zooted asf in the morning and got along, best time of my life.
it can be fun or absolutely nerve wrecking, depends if you got friends doing it with you or not
@@arlord_100 this one kid I ran into was on acid at school, did it all by himself. He said he had a pretty good time. Personally Ion know if I’d do it at school tho
2 of my tattoos were done by ppl baked asf, and tbh they be better then sober ones fr 🙏
That’s facts
Mad fax
😂 that’s fac
@@chainsfr u got tattoos?
You don't?
As a German it’s really weird for me that you would be suspended just for being drunk at a school dance.
It’s very different here.
I read a commwnt that you get drunk the last day of school and some teachers also get drunk?
Yes in germany we sometimes drink with our teachers
Yeah germans support the liver failure
Lucky
That pretty much mean yo teachers don't really give a shit bout u then😂
1:03 I thought he was gonna say bc he was so baked he went to school at night 💀
god the nostalgia...I remember going to school drunk in 10th grade in high school with my boy Noah, shit was wild
☝️☝️Check out the page on my name description, he got psych products and ships discreetly.....
I’ve been high at school many times but only once have I been drunk. Learned my lesson on that real quick
bruh how is ur account 6 days old wtf 💀
@@ecclesman because I have a life and don’t live on the internet. My car is in the shop and I was bored
@@jennim1810 yikes alright i was just interested lmao
@@jennim1810 really thought you did sum
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@@jennim1810 yeah you definitely got no life
bro real talk this is one of the best channels I’ve ever seen
3:08 my homie chugged a big ass bottle of vodka like it’s was a juice
“Someone who pulls 10’s more than EDP” 💀💀💀
what does EDP mean?
@@gergoszabo9252 edp445 is a youtuber who was caught wanting to meet a minor and sending his poo photos to her
@@nebeprisikiskiakopusteliau8884 lol thanks
😭😭💀💀💀
@@nebeprisikiskiakopusteliau8884 That shit is disgudting dawg
2:54 smooth Eminem line bro
Lol
He thinks we didnt notice his eminem reference
2:54 bro got those Eminem bars🔥🗣️
The fact he said “And they make sure to pat us down….. a-a little bit too good.”
Chains went to school drunk on probably the most expected day too when you think about this his school is really cool for the amount of chances they gave chains
Not really u can get away with a ton in public schools
@@ihavenothingtodo9317 True that. I got caught with alc and an AP just made me pour it out.
My homie pulled up to class yesterday after drinking some titos. Lord have mercy i was dying😭😭 he asked the teacher if he was dreaming and shit💀💀 I cant believe I had to deal with his ass
Hell nah
Here in austria getting drunk is basically the whole point of prom... The graduating students even run their own bar and go on holiday together with the profits they make from it.
principal scared bob so bad he showed emotion 💀
4:42 first time Bob has talked and bro has infinite glasses
I also noticed that
all we need now is going to school and high and drunk 💀
i did that last week, and i got drunk first and was feelin good, then my homie gave me a bottle too so i was like fuck it imma have more and then my other homie had the penjamin, basically it was lunch and theres bean bags in one of the rooms we were chillin in and so we were slumped and soon as i hit the penjamin it was like i was time traveling thru lunch, id black out for a sec and then start playing highest in the room in my head and id pop back up and join the convo again lmaoo, if it werent for the homies i wouldnt have made it thru the day, but tbh during lunch was gas, ive been crossed before but it felt like what i imagine heroin probably feels like
Never try to put off my glasses again.
THE LEGEND BOB!
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOBBBB!!!!!!!
Bobby 😎
1:40 nah that joke was wild 💀💀💀
Watching this on a crowded train was a bad idea. Laughing so hard 🤣
4:54 apparently bob has glasses as eyes?
Nah he just wears 3 pairs
Being drunk in school is one of the best memories about it. After taking the final exams and still having lessons, 2 friends of mine and me drank starting at school beginning (welcome to Germany)
However, there is this one early stage before getting drunk, where you are actually smarter. After having math lessons, my teacher personally told me after the lesson, that I never contributed that well and why I didn´t start earlier. To this day I wonder.... why I didn´t.
this story is so similar to my own, sophomore year i snuck in a flask in my tights under my dress. we get to go in and there's random metal detection, and pat downs. I gambled w my life that day. only person in our group who got checked was my friend who happened to have a cut in her bra. they said they smelled weed but we just agreed and said the whole hallway did, and that it was someone else... (idk how tf we got in 😭)
i'd ask how'd they know that if they never smoked.....
I need a face reveal
You dont understand, chains is THE STICKMAN IN IRL
Bro he is a stick man you are drunk ( you are not I am kidding)
@@YeXB_K1lmao
For Billy and Bob too
@@YeXB_K1 fr
The principal looks like pringles
I also got drunk the first year of high school lol and I had a thermos full of peach shnaps and I had fitness so I was stumbling around and stuff😂 good times
I've been to class drunk twice in highschool, but always with a group. Our other classmates told us afterwards they definitely noticed and smelled it except for me bcs "I'm acting drunk when sober so there's no difference" 😭, the teachers definitely noticed bcs one of the group went to puke in the toilet, the other was as red as a tomato, half sleeping 🥴
I went to 2 school dances on molly, it was definitely interesting 😂 much love 🙌🏽
As a person that probably won't get high, but will get sober, this got me prepared
0:15 bro I live on Mary Jane lane
why you say dat
What your state??
chains fr literally makes me smile when he uploads
Mannn much love 🤞🖤
@@chainsfr Much love to you homie 🖤🕊
@@chainsfrI was in hospital last year and I blame you bro
@@Choccymilkaddictdon't blame him bro blame yourself for doing what ever you did what he did
5:03 principal do the middle finger💀
That ain't a finger 5:00
I got drunk asf In school on our last day of school and coach knew we was and he wasn’t even mad 🤣
i never went to school drunk but i did go to school high once. i happened to be in a class with a bunch of people i didn’t know whatsoever and all those kids they could tell i was baked and so could the teacher. i was so mortified. never did it again
I love how Bob takes of his glasses to reveal another set of glasses 😂
Chains you are super funny. You make me so entertain every single day!
Billy at the end was soo funny, he didn't dance with a girl but he had fun dancing.
We sometimes would drink at school before our PE soccer lessos. It was the best thing ever. One mate got too drunk an couldn't even tie his shoes without falling over. When another mate from an other school, who came to drink with us, asked our teacher to join our game, he became suspicious. He noticed some of us were drunk and took the most drunk one of us to the principal. Luckily he wasn't suspended but had to give an anti-alcohol talk to some 7th years. The rest of us were allowed to proceed playing soccer. We never had a game with such a high level of motivation and so much fun again xD
Nah but it's football
My vibe was fucked before I watched this video. Now my ass is laughing and can’t wipe this smile off my face
1:16 Aya bob smiled for once
What about moms spaghetti?
3:32 “F**K!!”😂😂
3:34 😂😂😂
I go to school drunk ALL the time, but drinking never affects me as much as it affects other people so that’s why I can pull it off so well
U got a prollem
Yup, this ain’t nothing to brag about G 😅
You're an alcoholic gang
i also went to school drunk all the time and now im in rehab 🤷♀
if it doesnt affect you then youre not drunk lmfao, the definition of drunk is too much alcohol to the point where you are definitely feelin it, you probably went under the influence of alcohol but you were definitely not drunk
i’ve been high at school dozens of times but only went drunk like twice. once was in middle school before a field trip and the second was on an exam day i forgot about. somehow i was never found out both times, but last instance i got high in senior year i got sent to the alternative school 😂
ayo that pfp 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@Max6chenwhy did you make me look 😭😭😭
the first time bob smiles 1:22
Fr
Also at 1:09
i know there's a lot oh "high stick figure story guys" but this guy is by far the best.
I could binge watch this all day
AYOOO 2:00 PAUSE BRUH PAUSE💀🤣love ur vids
AYO
I went to school drunk way too often for a couple of months. (Life was putting me through the ringer) Was wasted one time and almost dropped a teacher's lap top she handed me while walking back to my desk. Had to run out of the class to throw up. Managed to convince the principals and the school cop I was just sick and didn't wanna miss school. Gotta away Scott free but definitely smartened up.
“ Rihana to get us hyped”😂
Thank you for 1 like
3:00 definetly he was looking nervous, yet thanks to the alcohol on the sourface he was calm and ready
☝️☝️ Check out the page on my name description, he got psych products and ships discreetly
He was ready to drop bombs as dance moves but did constantly forget it
But he opened his mouth and the scent wont come out hes choking now everybody is drunken now times up over OW
Snap back to reality ope there goes alcoholidy ope there goes glasses he chocked he's so drunk but he won't pass out that easy
@@Jamesgames4705he knows he’s so drunk but he won’t give up that easily back to the mobile home he goes that easily
This guy never gets boring so good at story telling and one hell of a comedian 👏
I'm faded and harmed watching this and I'm lookin like Bob with the black shades
Great way to start the day when chains uploads
5:10 I’m confused
How old was this guy
2:07 and bob just let them, what a dude
I unintentionally went to school drunk my senior year. We started drinking at probably like 10-12 at night and finally stopped drinking at 5 in the morning. I wasn’t really paying attention to the time, so not only was I hammered at 5 in the morning, but I only slept for an hour before having to wake up for school. Sleep deprived + hammered was not a good mix but nobody asked me questions lmao
It's a good day when chains uploads with ANOTHER banger, I love you chains fr 😭
This man has been through it all.
Not Umbrella by Rihanna at 2:18
Bob is “The Rizzler”😂
Your principal is the Pringles guy lol gotta love it 😂💯
3:20 Maybe a teacher should’ve told them that in advance
Homie💀 one time I spent the night getting drunk with a friend, had school the next morning and was up by 5 am (bus came at 6:30) I spent a lil time smoking out my bong and took a shower, then randomly was already drinking a sprite before the bus came and decided to pour about two shots of vodka that I had left into the bottle. Brought it to school and was slightly buzzing until lunch, last hour and a half of the day was fine and I went home and smoked more lol
Bob must have some form of eye sensitivity if he's wearing them glasses 24/7
Have you ever gone to school when you were drunk and high at the same time?
man I’ve been through that and greening out while drunk and high is the worst experience
ngl if you do that you're a quaranteed loser
heart failure speedrun
tbh being drunk on school is mad fun, we went drinking in class and my teachers didn’t even think it was weird that we were playing rock paper scissors all over the place. This shit happend on the last day of school btw
bro got robbed of the female touch fr
I haven’t gone to school drunk, but I have gotten drunk in school
1:45 bob finally has a face expression
drunk is the only way i got through school lmaoo
Bob got that unmatched drip and rizz
5:57 this reminds me of that seen from Shrek
1:34 Bob finally smiles
A little bit too good” made me laugh so hard 😹
SAMEEEE😭😭😂😭🥲💀💀💀💀💀💀shi had me dying
Not school exactly, but about 5 years ago when I was doing practice for color guard (flag twirling, which took place at school) I guess i decided it would be a good idea to straight slurp at least 5(?) shots of vodka. Went to practice plastered out of my mind and everyone was telling me I was gonna get in trouble. I remember just laughing it off and falling alot. Finally sobered up the next morning, apparently I'm kicked off the team and my parents are FURIOUS. I have at least 10 bruises all over from dropping the flag on myself and falling up stairs, as well as a fucked up knee cuz i had temporarily dislocated it during that time. Luckily my coach didn't tell school admin, but my life was absolute HELL for a while. I'm not even regretful of it. I'm glad I got that experience.
That Eminem reference is FIRE
Spent ages looking for this
Chains the type of guy to tell his parents to go to bed
Nah bro bob😎 is
If there is one thing I learned from this video, Bob is the rizzard of oz.
Rare moment of bob talking about
My classmate came to school drunk a few years back and when the teacher asked if he's okay, he just said "Im drunk as fuck"😂
That was his last day of school. Now he's married at 19 yrs old, which is very, very young here
not bob taking off his glasses to reveal another layer of glasses lmao😭
bob reminds me of the episod eof teen titan go where the team tried to take off robin mask but it was just another mask underneath 4:46
my school just doesn’t gaf about me anymore as long as i can keep up wit the conversation im straight to em🤣🤣
6:42 Elementary School Valentine Dances be like
“who pulls more 10’s than edp” is crazy
My friend gave me a drink on my last day of school and I just chugged that shit and was off my ass the whole day it was so interesting I’m so surprised teachers didn’t know😂😂
2:54
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality
Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's knows is grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
Da da dum, da dum da da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfucking roof off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot
Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got
You better
Lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
“Palms are sweaty, knees are weak, arms are heavy” nice reference bro
rare sight of bob smiling