Honestly bro, I skipped school just so I could get high but the thing is I'd done it already so I thought everything was fine. I went to school the next day...and the principal called me into the office and told me that i had detention and if I skipped again I'd be suspended so yh...I smoke behind the bleachers👀👀
I remember when I was high school soon as I get there me and the boys would ditch all day to go get high and come back durning lunch time grub out and go back to the homies crib and smoke some more I literally didn’t even exist at school lol 😂
I got pretty lucky with this shit tbh. I missed over 100 days every school year from 10th-12th grade, but since I was still bringing home good grades, neither my parents or the school really cared. I was told by some younger students that they really started cracking down on attendance about two years after I graduated though.
I wish I had it that good, I would miss so much school and ace the tests but they sent my ass to court for truancy, yes, where I am that's a literal crime, and my dad also got in trouble for "allowing" it to happen smh I ended up just dropping out at 16
lmao idek how many days i “ missed “ since this was in the zoom times i would just sign in the zoom and sleep im pretty sure almost everyone did that shit 😭
That’s the same thing that happened to me. I would skip majority of the quarter, but pass all my tests and get good grades. I’m lucky my parents didn’t read English well and didn’t notice the absences 💀 All they saw was A,A,B,A,B
Same he’s funny af deadass I can’t keep watching. Currently drunk and stoned af in a park listening to music but I got distracted from that cuz I seen a new Chains vid up lmao and of course I loved it. Edit: can’t stop watching my b I’m faded af it’s Sunday I don’t work
At my school, if you're 18 or older you can just call in a sick day without even telling your parents and chill downtown or in a "hideout" or somewhere. I can basically skip school without skipping school, how awesome is that?!?
The FBI part is so true 😂. One time, I missed the last lesson of the day and went to McDonalds. My fucking math teacher followed me to the fucking McDonalds, sat next to me and told me that I am in deep shit and called my mom while he sat next to me and I got my ass whooped so hard, I couldn’t sit the next week. My Math teacher is the biggest fucking snitch I have ever seen. Btw I didn’t skip math lessons, he just saw me leaving and followed me, it’s not like he abandoned the rest of my class to follow me.
The first time I skip I ended up getting suspended. I went across the street to get some food but little did I know the manger and the school principal were locked in 🤞. They ended up calling my mom and suspended me 😭
I had an advantage my senior year because I was 19 I could fill out a form that states I’m living by myself but in reality it was basically my chill grandpas address so I could basically leave whenever I wanted
In October 2022, I got diagnosed with Covid, and when I came back to school, the teachers helped me catch up on what everyone else did. But, sometimes, I feel like teachers think I was there in class the day I was gone
One time, I skipped my class and I went to the near park to smoke for my first time, after that we came back to the fiscal education a little bit baked and we play volleyball like absolutely gods 🤣
here's a cool trick i saw on reddit: when you got back to back boring ass classes, bring an EMPTY water bottle to school, and ask to fill it up during boring class 1. waste as much time as possible. come back to boring class 1, and chug the entire bottle. now go pee and waste as much time as possible. come back to boring class 1. go to boring class 2. go pee again(because dayum you drank a ton of water). waste as much time as possible. come back. if you feelin risky, go pee again in the same class. pros: you get some breaks while also maintaining a good attendance/grade cons: you dont get the whole day off to go wherever, school bathrooms are full of STANKY vapes
I have found another method of skipping school that never fails. In grade seven, I taught myself how to throw up on command and now whenever I don’t want to attend a class or test I go into the toilets, throw up and then go to the nurses office, tell them I threw up and where so they can investigate and then ask to go home. Works every time
Kinda same here, i have asthma and i always made scenes about my asthma. Its always works, principials suspended about it but they never caught me lackin
@@MisguidedCollective stick your finger down your throat and feel how your body gags, then try to replicate that feeling while thinking of something disguisting. Takes practice, dont do it too much
I literally ate chocolate, drank orange juice and water so I would get diarrhea and my mom picked me up from school and I didn't go for 2 or 3 days more, the first day I was dying but it was totally worth it for exams
After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad
I’ve been microdosing for years now and it was truly helped me with my trauma. It’s helped with my anxiety, depression & PTSD. Always respect the drug & understand what you want to take from it.
When I was still in highschool, I skipped so much that I got my very own truancy officer. If she would catch me skipping I would run, getting chased by the law was a high no other drug could replicate.
Here in Germany if you skip class to often, let’s say you skipped for like 3 weeks in total the school gonna inform the police! One thing to say being escorted by the police to school isn’t a pleasant thing. (Totally not happened to me lol)
I have a strategy that was a little similar to that, but not exact. If I ever did something bad in school, I would have to make a note that had to get signed by a parent or guardian. Then I would have to bring that back to school. So what I did was, I asked my mom to sign a piece of paper that was some sort of dumb partition or something like that, then, I save that signature in my computer. After that, I would take my copy machine and upload that note into my computer and edit the signature onto the paper. And in the end, I will just print out a piece of paper with that same note and a signature on it.
Haha I had the older method of this where my mum was dropping me to school early in the year, we were late so she tells me to write the note and sign it for her. That school never once saw my mother's legit signature. Anytime I needed money for a trip or something I'd go to my dad, when I was late or bailing it was "my mum" signing me out. Skipping English Thursday mornings was the highlight of my week every week. 28 lates and absences on the report not so much
Yep exactly what I did for all my high school years minus the email. I just threw it in the trash after class and the school never bothered me. By senior year I had skip so much that I'm surprised nobody checked lol
Skipping class can either be ok or not depending on the reason. For those extroverts out there who skip class just to talk to their friends in the bathroom; I think it is safe to say they deserve to fail and get punished for skipping class.
better than introverts who skip school just to sit on their asses in their room watching some weeb anime shit or smth. When you talk to ppl, you make connections and connections are more important than like 98% of the stuff they teach you at school. You got enough connections, you could end up being a billionaire while doing nothing.
@@ashenzenden if you think being an extrovert gives you the right to bash introverts, you're not an extrovert, you're an asstrovert. and so are the 8 people who liked your comment.
broo fr, throughout all 4 years of secondary my attendance was below 50%, blocked the schools email and phone number from my mum so she didnt find out, never read my report cards and i even missed a couple exams because of my attendance, now im in college though doing a good course so im all good
see, my school didn’t E-mail, they left automated phone calls with a pre-recorded message saying how you missed school, so most people just blocked the schools automated number on their parents phones
I’m actually watching this while I skipped a whole month of school but now yea uhhhh they went FBI mode on me but now I skipped only a week of school right now when I was replying to this comment but I think they gonna go FBI mode on me again lol I’m literally so scared rn bruh
you know the video's gonna be a banger when Bob appears
Ratio black boy
Little black boy
@@5679_ thsi gotta be racist lmao
All chains videos are bangers with or without bob
Bob was genius as fuck in this tho. Wish I had known this method back in school haha
"Skipping class in high school is a slippery slope."
A truer sentence could not be made
found out the hard way 😭
Honestly bro, I skipped school just so I could get high but the thing is I'd done it already so I thought everything was fine. I went to school the next day...and the principal called me into the office and told me that i had detention and if I skipped again I'd be suspended so yh...I smoke behind the bleachers👀👀
@@chainsfr same
I remember when I was high school soon as I get there me and the boys would ditch all day to go get high and come back durning lunch time grub out and go back to the homies crib and smoke some more I literally didn’t even exist at school lol 😂
Fr I skipped like Half of grade 12
2:15 BOB CAN TALK?????????😮😮😮
na its just chains's interpretation, bob speaks in rizz
1:16 bob smiles😂
I swear Bob is out there living the best life
Big BOBBBB
Dang
Fax tho
fr
bob is smokin that pack
this man comes in with the most clutch upload timing always
its a good day when CHAINSFR uploads...he has also been an inspiration to my STORYTIME ANIMATION CHANNEL: ruclips.net/channel/UCoziM7mOTn1XAsAparCW5Vw
@@Pixibee-100 bro self promote stfu
Nice profile mate
real
Beans greens tomatoes potatoes yams hams
🫡🫡🥳
What job
Hell yeah my boiiiii🎉😂
LETS GOOO
🫡🫡🫡
1:15 is the first time seeing bob showing emotions.
Not the first time tho
@@cursedwizardFor me.
wait .... bob can talk?
HUH?
yea that’s what I said
WHaT
He could but now he cant
WHaT
"changes your mom's contact information"
Pens: allow us to introduce ourselves
Easy way to get around that; have your mum writes her details down in pencil, erase it and replace it with the penned fake ones.
whiteout's a lifesaver tho
@@greentealol1666 you can clearly see whiteout
the one use for white crayons
Just change 1 number or something
Bob seems like the chillest and realest friend ever
I got pretty lucky with this shit tbh. I missed over 100 days every school year from 10th-12th grade, but since I was still bringing home good grades, neither my parents or the school really cared. I was told by some younger students that they really started cracking down on attendance about two years after I graduated though.
bro 100?????
I wish I had it that good, I would miss so much school and ace the tests but they sent my ass to court for truancy, yes, where I am that's a literal crime, and my dad also got in trouble for "allowing" it to happen smh
I ended up just dropping out at 16
lmao idek how many days i “ missed “ since this was in the zoom times i would just sign in the zoom and sleep im pretty sure almost everyone did that shit 😭
Bro tf when i miss a day my parents wanna beat me up and take my pc away
That’s the same thing that happened to me. I would skip majority of the quarter, but pass all my tests and get good grades. I’m lucky my parents didn’t read English well and didn’t notice the absences 💀 All they saw was A,A,B,A,B
5:02 that “gawd dayum” got me 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
2:21 he can talk
We need a special lit ass intro whenever bob shows up.
damn fr
or like a bob theme
@@Flugs0 make it plug walk
Thank you Chains for the amazing content as always! I'm so glad I found your channel.
Same he’s funny af deadass I can’t keep watching. Currently drunk and stoned af in a park listening to music but I got distracted from that cuz I seen a new Chains vid up lmao and of course I loved it. Edit: can’t stop watching my b I’m faded af it’s Sunday I don’t work
You know it’s a good day when Chains uploads
its a good day when CHAINSFR uploads...he has also been an inspiration to my STORYTIME ANIMATION CHANNEL: ruclips.net/channel/UCoziM7mOTn1XAsAparCW5Vw
Bro just advertise his channel 💀
He should Collab with Seven Hunnid & do a mukbang 💯
4:02 just block him and there u go
I remember this kid in my class skipped for his very first time and his mom ended up randomly coming to pick him up early while he was gone 💀
God actually hates him
You know he slept good after that ass whoopin
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I remember one time I skiped 6 months of school xD
@@darkestsoulsshadow212 6 months? thats almost the entire school year
When it comes to paying attention in class I zone out, but when it comes to planning on skipping class all of a sudden I'm Light Yagami
FR
At my school, if you're 18 or older you can just call in a sick day without even telling your parents and chill downtown or in a "hideout" or somewhere. I can basically skip school without skipping school, how awesome is that?!?
Dawg thats just how college works, you’re held accountable for your choices
@@Tokimi_ I'm in high school and repeated a year bruh
@@maxiona714 Damn thats tough
@@maxiona714 for a reason if that's how your thinking is like god damn bro don't repeat another one 😭
Chains so funny
Bob talked top 1 biggest plot twist in the universe 🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:06 BOB CAN TALK
Honestly, I thought he was mute🔥
💀💀💀
The FBI part is so true 😂. One time, I missed the last lesson of the day and went to McDonalds. My fucking math teacher followed me to the fucking McDonalds, sat next to me and told me that I am in deep shit and called my mom while he sat next to me and I got my ass whooped so hard, I couldn’t sit the next week. My Math teacher is the biggest fucking snitch I have ever seen.
Btw I didn’t skip math lessons, he just saw me leaving and followed me, it’s not like he abandoned the rest of my class to follow me.
Bro you got caught lacking😭😭😭
Wow
😭bro wtf
call the police and say he was stalking you
Call the cops on him. Your math teacher is a stalker
I missed 3 weeks of school once and when I came back which was on the last day, everyone thought I actually disappeared 💀
BRUHHH HELP SAME
I missed 2 months of school and everyone thought I moved schools
I missed like 2 weeks cuz I had a crazy fever
@@mtyre05same. one time I threw up and I only slipped like 2 days. but for some reason with the extremely crazy fever I didn’t throw up
Bob has been the hero of nearly every story. Dude is a legend.
Rare footage of Bob speaking
2:03 He Talked...
Rare footage of Bob talking
That's he's first words
I missed 29 days my senior year, and the teachers stopped emailing my mom because her responses were “his grades are good enough, he can skip”
Help?
Damn, you got a swag mom
My friend constantly skips school over 3 weeks each time💀
you already know he probably got the hardest ass whooping's of this generation
@@Vroom193 😔pretty sure his parents don’t care about him enough to give him one.
That’s not a good thing tho means he has neglecting parents or sumthin else. Happened to a kid in my class last year
@@ACLA23 yeah but I don’t wanna get involved
maybe ask him why. that doesn't look like a good thing skipping 1 day is fine but skipping 3 weeks man
The first time I skip I ended up getting suspended. I went across the street to get some food but little did I know the manger and the school principal were locked in 🤞. They ended up calling my mom and suspended me 😭
Dayum
Personally i would never snitch that hard
Damn that manager a hard snitch you know he telling the principal about every kid💀
I had an advantage my senior year because I was 19 I could fill out a form that states I’m living by myself but in reality it was basically my chill grandpas address so I could basically leave whenever I wanted
@@hutch1010 same bro
chains never run out of storys
Someone in my school skipped 3 months
WHAT!
ARE YOU SERIOUS
Fr i think a girl in my class was abused from her grandfather. She was 2-5 time a month in the school... now she is fat and have 3 kids
Someone in my school 8 months
Someone came one day(the first one)
Then we never saw that dude again until the next year
We later found out that he went to Saudi arabia
0:50 i missed a full week of school once, the teacher didnt give a shit-
But was that in high school cuz in elementary I skipped like 3 weeks
In October 2022, I got diagnosed with Covid, and when I came back to school, the teachers helped me catch up on what everyone else did. But, sometimes, I feel like teachers think I was there in class the day I was gone
I missed the whole year my teacher didn’t give a shit either
Bob has gotta be a god because he is coming in clutch every time
0:41 HAS ME DYINGGGG
3:46 "beat chains ass plz" 💀
Bob has been the goat through all the videos.
3:33 yo i have the keyboard
Thanks for this inredible content, in 2023 you are going to be huge!
@@Pixibee-100 shut up
3:55 i’m fucking crying this is hilarious… the vids keep getting better and better 😂💞
Love the vids chains, your honestly very funny and your stories always make me laugh. Keep up the good work.
its a good day when CHAINSFR uploads...he has also been an inspiration to my STORYTIME ANIMATION CHANNEL: ruclips.net/channel/UCoziM7mOTn1XAsAparCW5Vw
You know the video is tuff when bob actually talks 😮💨💯🔥
Currently skipping class and watching this video lol
One time, I skipped my class and I went to the near park to smoke for my first time, after that we came back to the fiscal education a little bit baked and we play volleyball like absolutely gods 🤣
My g🤣💯
Damn, would’ve loved to play volleyball during Tax Education…
Ngl volleyball is a high sport
I wish chains had an infinite amount of videos I could binge watch this dude is so awesome
1:41 didnt know anyone else had to use schoology lol
here's a cool trick i saw on reddit:
when you got back to back boring ass classes, bring an EMPTY water bottle to school, and ask to fill it up during boring class 1. waste as much time as possible. come back to boring class 1, and chug the entire bottle. now go pee and waste as much time as possible. come back to boring class 1. go to boring class 2. go pee again(because dayum you drank a ton of water). waste as much time as possible. come back. if you feelin risky, go pee again in the same class.
pros: you get some breaks while also maintaining a good attendance/grade
cons: you dont get the whole day off to go wherever, school bathrooms are full of STANKY vapes
This vid can never be topped. Bob talked bro 🎉
I have found another method of skipping school that never fails. In grade seven, I taught myself how to throw up on command and now whenever I don’t want to attend a class or test I go into the toilets, throw up and then go to the nurses office, tell them I threw up and where so they can investigate and then ask to go home. Works every time
how do you do it
Kinda same here, i have asthma and i always made scenes about my asthma. Its always works, principials suspended about it but they never caught me lackin
Vomiting on command is really bad if you do it quite frequently
@@MisguidedCollective stick your finger down your throat and feel how your body gags, then try to replicate that feeling while thinking of something disguisting. Takes practice, dont do it too much
I literally ate chocolate, drank orange juice and water so I would get diarrhea and my mom picked me up from school and I didn't go for 2 or 3 days more, the first day I was dying but it was totally worth it for exams
After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad
Took 3 grams on my second trip and the visuals were almost nonexistent, but my god it was by far the most enlightening experience of my life
It’s super sad that we have to be so secretive about it. It’s part of Mother Earth. Not man-made like alcohol or meth.
Tried shrooms two weeks ago only 2.5 grams and it was the most relieved and self accepting I’ve felt in a long time.
@goblin2 Where to contact him? Is it IG?
I’ve been microdosing for years now and it was truly helped me with my trauma. It’s helped with my anxiety, depression & PTSD. Always respect the drug & understand what you want to take from it.
When I was still in highschool, I skipped so much that I got my very own truancy officer. If she would catch me skipping I would run, getting chased by the law was a high no other drug could replicate.
4:39 I mean thank God he said he not everything is rainbows and unicorns, I mean HE WAS TOUCHING GRASS
You know a plan is good when even bob is mesmerized 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro Bob is low key a God 😂
man that discord call disconnect sound at 4:34 got me. i was like "damn tf? i was in a call? who tf was that?" lmao
FR
Thought it was mah girl
During my senior year of high school, I would call the front desk lady, pretend to be my mom, and say I was sick. Worked every time
Man he is goated at making me laugh 😂
2:51 what if your parent uses pen?
Ur cooked then
Erasable pens
Here in Germany if you skip class to often, let’s say you skipped for like 3 weeks in total the school gonna inform the police! One thing to say being escorted by the police to school isn’t a pleasant thing. (Totally not happened to me lol)
omg skipping school in Germany is like a real life Jet Set Radio lmao
Deutschland über alles
Wer von der Polizei gebracht wird weiß einfach nicht wie man es richtig anstellt.
That is the smartest method I ever heard! Could have used that when I was a student! Though I figured there is always a loophole.
I have a strategy that was a little similar to that, but not exact. If I ever did something bad in school, I would have to make a note that had to get signed by a parent or guardian. Then I would have to bring that back to school. So what I did was, I asked my mom to sign a piece of paper that was some sort of dumb partition or something like that, then, I save that signature in my computer. After that, I would take my copy machine and upload that note into my computer and edit the signature onto the paper. And in the end, I will just print out a piece of paper with that same note and a signature on it.
Bob can talk OMG😮😮😮😮😮😮
4:25bro yall got de samposah god now its not arab
I just had this good ass pop tart. Man that shit was 🔥
Who Asked.
@@LukaPlayzGamez damn don't need to be so hostile
Haha I had the older method of this where my mum was dropping me to school early in the year, we were late so she tells me to write the note and sign it for her. That school never once saw my mother's legit signature. Anytime I needed money for a trip or something I'd go to my dad, when I was late or bailing it was "my mum" signing me out. Skipping English Thursday mornings was the highlight of my week every week. 28 lates and absences on the report not so much
My high school has a rule that if you skip school for 15 days in a semester you won't be able to take the final exam which essentially means you fail
Bro hold on........BOB CAN TALK.
We all need a homie like bob in our lives
0:35 relatable
i only went to my online classes 3 times during covid, skipped that whole year🤣
4:13 XDD
Bob and Billy have switch bodies😂😂😂😂
3:15 what if my mom rights it in pen?
Use whiteout
@@Black_hole5exactly what I was thinking
Bruh, so the "secret method" is a federal crime ☠️
Not a crime if nobody finds out
Remember kids...smoking isn't cool but crime is
5:01 Had me dying 😂😂
Bob is just solos🗣️
Just as I was sparking up….there he was, ready to amuse my would-be tetrahydrocannabinol filled self for the next 5 minutes and 13 seconds…..
Yep exactly what I did for all my high school years minus the email. I just threw it in the trash after class and the school never bothered me. By senior year I had skip so much that I'm surprised nobody checked lol
It’s all fun and games until they bring up emails in the parent teacher conference
Until the school calls ur mom saying that u missed 1 or more classes 😳
2:20 bob just spoke 💀💀💀💀💀💀
bob be livin life
2:07 HE CAN TALK!!??!!?!?!
Skipping class can either be ok or not depending on the reason.
For those extroverts out there who skip class just to talk to their friends in the bathroom; I think it is safe to say they deserve to fail and get punished for skipping class.
better than introverts who skip school just to sit on their asses in their room watching some weeb anime shit or smth. When you talk to ppl, you make connections and connections are more important than like 98% of the stuff they teach you at school. You got enough connections, you could end up being a billionaire while doing nothing.
@ashenzenden I think you took this to seriously
@@ashenzendenbro is a hurt extrovert
point is why yall go to class you fuckin nerds
@@ashenzenden if you think being an extrovert gives you the right to bash introverts, you're not an extrovert, you're an asstrovert.
and so are the 8 people who liked your comment.
broo fr, throughout all 4 years of secondary my attendance was below 50%, blocked the schools email and phone number from my mum so she didnt find out, never read my report cards and i even missed a couple exams because of my attendance, now im in college though doing a good course so im all good
When Bob enters the video yk it's going to be bussin
A rare instance of Bob using his voice box.💀
see, my school didn’t E-mail, they left automated phone calls with a pre-recorded message saying how you missed school, so most people just blocked the schools automated number on their parents phones
LUCKY
WHERE
I used to put my phone number on the form instead of my parents so when they called “ my parents” they were really calling me mid class 😂😂😂😂
But when they registered me they instantly had my dad number (because my mom don’t speak English)
1:25 What was the teachers wallpaper
💀💀
💀🥶😭
💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
Finally bob is smiling
3:01 Bruh I have an older brother I cant do that 💀💀
0:26 my name is james
he said chains
he said chains
he said chains
he said chains
he said chains
Damn you're lucky. My school had all parents emails and phone numbers on file in the office, and the attendance lady would call instead of email
Me too
1:21 damn
bro bob is on fire!
4:32 Thats Literally my backpack lol XD
I once missed school and my friends told me there was a "student vs teacher" fight🤦🏻♂️
Bob can talk
Huh
anyone else watching this while skipping school
I’m actually watching this while I skipped a whole month of school but now yea uhhhh they went FBI mode on me but now I skipped only a week of school right now when I was replying to this comment but I think they gonna go FBI mode on me again lol I’m literally so scared rn bruh