How To Pretend You're Not High
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2023
- How To Pretend You're Not High
Listen man, we've all been high in a place were not supposed to be high and for that I have this step by step tutorial on how to act sober while your high 👍
Hope you have a successful mission soldier
The fact that he is sharing his weed wisdom within 4 minutes and 20 seconds is crazy.
Nice
actually 4 minutes and 19 seconds.
@@KKwinsi nope 4 min 20 sec
@@KKwinsi 🤓
This comment has 420 likes and I’m not liking it
I swear getting high when your not supposed to is the most potent high.
Or makes people comedown super quick
Where I am getting high at all is always when you're not supposed to lol
i will never forget my double blinker in school when i was 14 lol
it’s the anxiety that boost the high
@@iamveryfunny7832bro u were definitely hitting that mario kart 😭
Psychedelics are just an exceptional mental health breakthrough. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against depression and anxiety. Saved my life.
Can you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate it Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in Germany. Really need
Yes, dr.porass. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
I wish they were readily available in my place.
Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac.
He's constantly talking about killing someone.
He's violent. Anyone reading this
Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an obsession with violence.
Is he on instagram?
Yes, he is dr.porass.
I'm baked as hell right now, and your stick figure guy is being so kind, helpful, and a total bro for his friend. It's making me so happy.
exactly bro. 🥬
Same
True
@@lilmithiYou was so baked had to comment twice😂
@@huecoplanetI was gonna say 😂
this mans video quality has sky rocketed so much within only 6 months
He started this channel in like July last year. Mad
That's because his channel is growing
"HIGH" quality videos, u know? 😅
@user-cv3jb7dk7v 6 months ago like he said
fr i started watching like since his first vid and its gotten so good
I love how this video ends at the 4:20 mark on a video where chains teaches us how to hide being high 💀
4:19*
@@tate6749🤓
@@tate6749 🤡
@@tate6749 🤓
Chain break
Psilocybin saved my life. I was addicted to heroin for 15 years and after Psilocybin treatment I will be 3 years clean in September. I have zero cravings. This is something that truly needs to be more broadly used in addiction treatment.
A lot of people have testified about this and I really want to give it a shot. I put so much on my plate and it definitely affects my stress and anxiety levels
The Trips I've been having have really helped me a lot,I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well
@Micheal Harris Does dr.sporess ship?
Shrooms was the best trip I had. It was an amazing experience.
These bots wildin
nah i swear “i’m just tired” is the best excuse
fr like it was my first time having 100mg or any weed at all and i was bakedd
real worked on a cop for me
@@james-cal nice
My brother fucked that shit up for me my parents have a 4th sense for that shi
@@wwg3105 damn
I got high as hell after school one day and my dad told me we were going to go out to eat. So to get out of it I just acted like I had a headache the entire time we were at the restaurant so i kept my head down, rubbed my eyes, and complained about the pain. He never noticed a thing.
That, or he noticed, but he was just cool about it. Dads were once teenagers and young adults too. They get it.
@@nickcunningham6344 My dad told me he'd literally kill me if I ever smoked weed.
That’s actually kinda genius. Definitely using this
Yeah, a headache is a great cover. I've been getting violent migraines since the age of six, so it's been an excellent all-purpose strategy for getting out of shit. You say you have a bad headache, and people will give you space. Also explains why you might say or do weird stuff-- your brain is under duress! Can also be used for dealing with a secret hangover.
It excuses vomiting.😅
@@MadamFoogie also you could even say the red eyes are a result of rubbing your eyes
I'm a veteran, was actually addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Congrats on your recovery. Most persons never realizes psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives. Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
I'm really happy for you that your wife decided to help you...I hear about alot of family members or so called friends shutting an addict out of their life, which since most addicts do it to mask emotions to me is the worse thing someone can do to an addict.
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
Psychedelics definitely has potential to deal with health issues like anxiety and depression , I would like to try them but it's hard to source them here
0:02 Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery , it's quite fascinating how effective they're for depression and stress disorders . Saved my life.
Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery , it's quite fascinating how effective they're for depression and stress disorders . Saved my life 0:02
@@StellaJenifer-bw3loMy first shroom trip was really awesome , it felt like I was deep into the sea. It gives different feelings better than the weed. 0:11
@@FernandoLucas-cy9wpplease where can I locate him ? Is he on insta?
@@JamesMichael-kh6fkTaking two grams was a wonderful experience for me 0:07
The amount of times I've pulled the "I'm just tired" card after hanging out with my friends is crazy bro😭😭 and my mom believed it every time
My house is pretty dark, little light from outside so my mom cannot get a clear look at my face but I can’t believe how many times I’ve gotten away with being high, my friends catch me within minutes😂
Sameeee hahah
😂😂😂😂
You think she believed and believes you they definitely know
@@sfwterrill5891yeah. In high school I thought I was getting away with it when my parents asked me questions. But later in life, they told me they knew the whole time
You are lowkey a comedic genius. Your videos are pure gold
truth
Am nut hiugh whaat do uou mean where the nut meg cantozr went i anit do nutrients
Frfr
Especially the video length
@@amogusus6938 yza thz video star cobtent amazing whaaatq do you mean am rhping funny am not high am just tirzd
I started smoking since my teenage, spent my whole life fighting Cigarettes. Cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Congrats on your recovery. Most persons never realizes psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives. Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here.
Can you help me with the reliable source. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the
same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today
Ive done shrooms last month in my house. It taught me how severely traumatized I was from alcohol. I healed from many mental traumas from my past and was able to forgive, let go. Shrooms to me is a remedy not a vice. I even felt more refreshed the
morning after. So no hangovers. No
depression mood for days. No anxiety.I now
have a more calm mind
How do i reach out to him? Is he on Instagram
Bro shared his knowledge and wisdom in 4 minutes and 20 seconds
The “I’m tired” is acceptable because everyone in society knows that life is tiring 24/7 even when your not baked lol
real
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I think the most important thing is to try not to think too much. If you start thinking you're doing something to give away that you're high, you will overthink about it and panic. Just chill out and not worry about whether people think you're high and if someone asks about it, just say you're tired.
Yeah fr this is basically like accepting that ur high and u should just enjoy it, like basically just chill
@@totopoculiado6667 I’m good at being high in public I don’t tweak at alll
@@dacrosber i have panic highs so i be tweakin bro
@@yosrbot420 lol I get that. I basically just got used to it because I was literally high almost 24/7 in college so I’m comfortable acting normal and being baked in public
@@yosrbot420 sorry what
A like from everyone who been waaay to high, but never gotten caught.
“being baked in public is the equivalent of tryna run track with clown shoes” couldn’t have said it better myself
Dude. I am actually like that right now. It's lasting a lot longer then I thought and am on the way down but am trying not to get caught at work. I'm just toasted is all. Just a newbie to this community and I already love it. So welcoming and full of awesome people.
Damn u do sound high asf writing this twin i believe u💀💀, dont get caught for me bro
You propably meant "trying *not* to get caught", right? Although if you are trying to get caught, the good news is that it's gonna be even easier to do.
@@sertu1462 Yeah, can't spell. They just think I didn't get any sleep.
@@jackbarnes5589 I see your already learned the golden method😂
bro said welcoming LMAOO ur baked
The first time I was high, I let the whole world know. I felt so giggly and wanted to share it with others.
i wanted to tell people too, it's nice
I did that in my Freshman year! but I wasn’t intending to I was trying to hide it but there was no point 🤦🏽♀️ ! I was off of 50 mgs of Delta 8 edibles I found on Amazon omw to the lunchroom to see my friends i tried to look normal but my jacket was upside down, I was walking with my arms swaying up and down like I was dancing, my eyes were low, I was smiling and laughing so much, and everyone was concerned my friends told me my crush stared concerned and busted out laughing once he saw me his friends saw but were concerned I even got stares and giggles that day i was seeing shit and I thought I was a pink and purple cotton candy gummy bear I was seeing colorful gumdrops and a gingerbread house too I waved to walls and posters and my friends were laughing I’m shocked I got away with it in front of school officers and security even teachers 🤣🤣
@@maryjaneblinkblinks Oh shit, bro. That's insane.
@@maryjaneblinkblinksall that from just 50mg?
He cap😅
Psilocybin, LSD, shrooms and ketamine are absolutely life changing substances that have so much potential to help people with mental health issues.
I can't find a source anywhere for any good psylocybin in my area , I suffer some pretty bad depression and i got a chance to try K and man it was a miracle substance , I felt free , the only high or euphoria was from the relief of my vices being released , that's exactly what it did
@@AnnaThompsonWilliamsyes he's Dr.jeffshroom ❤
@@WooodThyeah , he's got magic mushrooms , DMT , LSD and other psychs
@@AmadaBlackwhere can I locate him?if he's on insta??
@@StephenOscar-jj9qsyes he's Dr.jeffshroom 🥰
How to pretend your not high: Stop caring about whether or not strangers thing you might be high.
bruh dont forget no eye contact 🤣 that paranioa be hitting different when your manager looks straight into your soul
🤣
Nah that makes it more sus cause people are thinking why tf won’t this dude look at me
Yeah the minute an experienced person sees those dilated pupils, it’s all over. No amount of “I’m tired” will get them off your back
@@joshuastreet8664 my pupils don’t get dilated from weed 🤷🏼♂️ they used to tho
@@joshuastreet8664 laughs in black/dark brown eyes
Guess who’s watching this😭😭
Fr
Who 💀
Bob?billy?chain's teacher?drugs?
Ninye
idk?
We have a customer on mars☠️☠️ 3:00
Some kid: "You're baked"
You who definitely isn't baked: **Lip smack** **Lip smack** "no"
420 likes
Respectable @@aristop9172
I think number 3 should be: say you have allergies or are sick. I think it’s a little more suspicious if someone already suspects you’re high and you respond with “I’m tired” One of my teachers asked why my eyes were bloodshot once and I told her it was my allergies. Way better than saying I was tired.
but what allergies do u then say
@@jackstanton4664 I said pollen allergies and that I had itchy eyes.
@@CapnClutch311what if it’s the middle of December
@@Laquaviont Say that you’ve got a cold and itchy eyes. No one will question a cold or sickness has been my experience.
"Yeah? What kind of allergies?"
I discovered this channel at 3 am a week ago and now im hooked
Having the runtime at exactly 4:20 is a thing I already respect you for
all my first times getting high was in school so i got over my fear and good at pretending real quick
Bro the "I'm tired" trick works like a charm, especially when you're around people who aren't familiar with weed- my ass was sitting at the dinner table, completely greened out, trying to eat some chicken but I couldn't bc my mouth was too dry, and just staring off in to space. My grandma was like "are you okay? :( you're acting kinda weird" I just kinda looked at her man and she said "are you just tired?" And I just kinda went "mmmmhmm" and nodded slowly- she still doesn't suspect I smoke til this day
It really does work for anyone
Your Gma knows
she knew
@@devonwhite9398no doubt
Grandma knows. She was being a total sis and covering for you.
Sober for 1 month and 2 weeks ,still miss it :')
I'm honestly so glad pot was legalized where I live, and I'm also really glad my first high experience didn't put me off it, as the first time I got high was 16 and it was only cause my brother peer pressured me into it x.x
I love how the video ends at exactly 4:20. 🍃🍃🍃
What does that means?
@@dennypuricelli4802 marijuana hour
@@catavelez-2903no☠️☠️ it’s stoner day or sum April 20th
Being baked at your job is the best thing frl
love how the time is 4 mins and 20 seconds long💀💀 perfectly fits the vid
God: I’m sending you to hell for all the wrong you’ve done.
Chains: Nah man I was just tired.
lol
Chains and Ninye been carrying my life these past few weeks. Perfect comedic timing and stories of being absolutely plastered
try lil lukey as well if you haven't already
“ I’m just tired” is a universal excuse it literally goes with anything
"Why is your room foggy and it stinks of weed?"
"Yeah, I'm just tired!"
The mouth sound thing when dehydrated is sooooo accurate
The sunglasses rule works for sure 💀 UNLESS YOU WEAR GLASSES N DONT GO PRECRIPTIONED SUNGLASSES 💀💀💀
Just don’t do drugs, they make you look like a weirdo and a druggie🤡
Bruh imagine having to pay to see
@@recalled4525 imagine having the privilege to see perfectly COULDNT be me at all like not even in the slightest
@@recalled4525 imagine doing drigs
@@recalled4525 drugs*
I’m 100% convinced RUclips is watching me, this shit got recommended to me right as i’m high in an uber on the way home contemplating my life decisions, with the help of this video I WILL pass this obstacle of life Thank You, boy…
I’ve been smokin gas for 2 years now and I have yet to feel depression in fact my life feels more exciting
The amount of joy granted from watching this video is unexplainable. I actually feel happy, im rlly happy rn. I know its gn go away as soon as I comment this but this video actually got me smiling.
The power of funny stickman videos. I always have bad anxiety when waking up, but came to to the computer and saw a new Chains release, forgot about my worries and just smiled and laughed for 4 minutes and 20 seconds. I hope you'll find other sources of smiles (if not, plenty of good channels like this exist for more great content, all Chains' other videos included ).
You're high while watching, too? 🤨🍃
@@pizzaplatinum You're high while commenting too? 🤔🍃
@@Unknown-bc6qw Damn straight. 😎
The “im tired” meathod is top tier. Never lets me down 😂 i say it every SINGLE time
i'm high at school rn and this comment section is really helping me to calm down. i think that i was supposed to have a project today, but i'm totally jaded and i slept like 4 hours and i feel really shitty about myself and the situation i'm in. i want to add something positive at the end of my comment, but i can't until i know that i don't have to project today.
Watching this high was and is the best thing that has happed to me in my entire life. This is some top tier s***
This Video in particular is a huge upgrade. Video Editing, Animation and No needless ramblings!
Funny story. So an old girl friend of mine hmu one summer and just casually asked if I wanted to smoke. I said, "hell yeah I wanna smoke!" So I venmoed her for the gas money and 30 min later we were hanging out in the car at the local parking lot. We decided to drive to a grill place in the forest (since DA WEED is hella illegal where I live) And all 3 of us passed around a fucking MASSIVE blunt. I'm talking an ounce kinda deal. This was maybe the 3rd time I had smoked so I wouldn't say I had a lot of experience. My female friend on the other hand had smoked since she could walk. So she had the privilege to keep an eye on me to see if I was too high to go home or not (I lived with my parents at the time) after we finished the blunt she looked at me and inspected me like a doctor doing a prostate exam. And just said "U good" so her friend drove me home and I went into my room. Once I sat down it hit me like a 10-inch brick wall. I was GONE. And OFCOURSE I get called down for dinner just as I had the brain power to sit down in my room. FORTUNATELY, my 2 brain cells tried everything they had to make me sober up. I used all 3 tricks you mentioned in this video AND OF COURSE THE "I'm tired" worked like a charm. after dinner, I just went to bed and slept for 12 hours straight. I never got caught. This was over 2 years ago
The key is to remain in a "tired" state indefinitely, thus, people get used to it and think that's just how you are.
broo it doesn’t matter how hard i try i can never hide it, but at the end of the day idc because i don’t do it at the places like school and similar, my best tip is you be like me👌🏼
Dudes giving tutorials to life problems 🙌
The fact this man is able to make the best videos about being high is just amazing and I hope that Chains gets to 1 million subs by 2024
I'm only here because of his much creativity he put into making the video 4.20 mins, love the thought❤️😩
I have AWFUL insomnia this week I’ve slept a total of 14 hours so the I’m tired excuse is a instant pass for me at work
Being high whilst watching this made the experience so much better 😂
definitely
i can vouch the “I’m tired” has never failed me
Thanks for the tips! Thanksgiving was bomb AF🔥🔥🗣️
As a pioneer of smoking weed this has definitely helped me out in situations like when I was getting married and I was totally out of focus.
LOL
Tthank yiy george jishnir!
3:11 I would recommend this to anyone who is not trying to get caught
Damn I did all of this every time I’d go to work high or with family, and it never failed
so funny!! loved the video man!
“We got a customer on mars”got me diying🤣
i’ve been accidentally getting a bit too faded lately in public 💀 chains coming in clutch
BEST GUY TO WATCH WHEN ZOODED BEST TRIP, SCREW TRIP VIDEOS, WATCH HIM EVERYTIME 🏫🎒🍃⛽🔥
Yo this video amazing af! Great job 😂👍
Bro this guy makes top tier content
Dude when he applied those eye drops I felt them through the screen
Thanks bro gotch your video at correct time ❤❤❤❤
I dont even bother prentending that I'm not high. I hate looking sober.
I could never do the eye drops so funny enough I always looked stoned even when I wasn't so I got away with it
I was only caught high by my mom once, and can confirm saying that you’re tired is a goddamn cheat code
Meanwhile me who gets my weed from my dad and smokes it with him infront of the hole god gamn family 😅
Visine A in the green box was my magic camouflage. It burned for a few seconds but after the burn your eyes were crystal clear EVERY time. Stay safe out there.
I don't even get high no more. Often times I have to drink a few beers 1st to help give the weed a little more power if I ever want more than just a buzz
the “I didn’t get much sleep yesterday” always works
Bro i love your Stories!
saying youre tired really does work everytime
If only this man knew just how hard he led everyone astray w this video
We need part two!!!!❤️
I love watching chains when I’m faded bro ur funny asf man keep it up😂
Thank you.
congrats on hitting 1 mil subs :)
the smooch at 1:39 healed me fr
This man never fails 😂
This definitely helps
The fact this video is 4:20 long makes it so much better
i like these types of videos with animations that makes me feel like im actually in the video
Being diagnosed with chronic insomnia back when i was the size of a fire extinguisher i must say. Just telling I'm tired has saved my ass from trouble so many more times than i care to remember. When someone points out I'm being a bit too much out of my usual self, just blame it on the meds and i get the free pass
blame it on the meds, so basically "I didn't smoke a plant, I took pills"
This is genius
i love how 1 million people subbed to a guy who is famous for talking about being high
The im tired rule has worked on many occasions for me.
“I’m just tired” NEVER fails
Facts
Last year was my first year in college. Once, I smoked a good gram before I had to attend class. I was on Jupiter. Luckily I didn't have to do any presentations or some shit, but I was absolutely zooted. 10/10 will do again.
love this guy
I prefer to get high alone in a situation where I can just keep to myself without worrying about being bothered or bothering anyone, the only exception being parties or something where it's being passed around and I know everyone will be on the same level. Unpopular opinion but I think being high in public is as stupid as being drunk in public.
ong
“We have a customer on fucking mars” 😂💀
Had this video on in the bus, thought the volume was low so popped it into max.
My headphones werent. connected.
Was i high? Absolutely
I love how a lot of your vids are 4 minutes and 20 seconds