How To Pretend You're Not High

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @stopbappinho
    @stopbappinho 2 года назад +8187

    this mans video quality has sky rocketed so much within only 6 months

    • @RV-ni7tl
      @RV-ni7tl 2 года назад +156

      He started this channel in like July last year. Mad

    • @RADIOACTIVE429
      @RADIOACTIVE429 2 года назад +43

      That's because his channel is growing

    • @adamhrin9866
      @adamhrin9866 2 года назад +151

      "HIGH" quality videos, u know? 😅

    • @arsenalmp5
      @arsenalmp5 2 года назад +9

      @user-cv3jb7dk7v 6 months ago like he said

    • @ariel5613
      @ariel5613 2 года назад +13

      fr i started watching like since his first vid and its gotten so good

  • @HaIIow
    @HaIIow 2 года назад +7198

    The fact that he is sharing his weed wisdom within 4 minutes and 20 seconds is crazy.

    • @realatlastoby
      @realatlastoby 2 года назад +22

      Nice

    • @KKwinsi
      @KKwinsi 2 года назад +16

      actually 4 minutes and 19 seconds.

    • @coreywilliam8474
      @coreywilliam8474 2 года назад +61

      @@KKwinsi nope 4 min 20 sec

    • @bsrussian
      @bsrussian 2 года назад +12

      This comment has 420 likes and I’m not liking it

    • @elijahmedina3911
      @elijahmedina3911 2 года назад +1

      This made me laugh 😂

  • @purpledurple
    @purpledurple 3 месяца назад +137

    Even tho u shouldn’t, when ur high and go outside, shits the best experience of ur life

    • @mothegoatrs
      @mothegoatrs 13 дней назад

      me and my friend got chased by a homeless tweaker at 3am in the middle of the city center whilst he was screaming "pussy pussy pussy" in a cartoon voice at us and that shit was the funniest experience ever

    • @KatBlskwn777
      @KatBlskwn777 7 дней назад +3

      I tend to laugh at people lol

    • @Jayluu-k7q
      @Jayluu-k7q День назад +1

      @@KatBlskwn777 same here lol, can't stop laughing smh haha.

  • @chickenskin21
    @chickenskin21 Год назад +2786

    I swear getting high when your not supposed to is the most potent high.

    • @blakefuechtmann
      @blakefuechtmann Год назад +92

      Or makes people comedown super quick

    • @iamveryfunny7832
      @iamveryfunny7832 Год назад +61

      i will never forget my double blinker in school when i was 14 lol

    • @AnthonyBarrios-g6e
      @AnthonyBarrios-g6e Год назад +62

      it’s the anxiety that boost the high

    • @melonyellow92
      @melonyellow92 Год назад +14

      @@iamveryfunny7832bro u were definitely hitting that mario kart 😭

    • @NightFML
      @NightFML Год назад +5

      Ong at work I be going crazy😂

  • @SladeDHJ
    @SladeDHJ 2 года назад +2291

    You are lowkey a comedic genius. Your videos are pure gold

    • @rrtttfthxg2143
      @rrtttfthxg2143 2 года назад +2

      Am nut hiugh whaat do uou mean where the nut meg cantozr went i anit do nutrients

    • @TheeUnknown420
      @TheeUnknown420 2 года назад +2

      Frfr

    • @amogusus6938
      @amogusus6938 2 года назад +1

      Especially the video length

    • @rrtttfthxg2143
      @rrtttfthxg2143 2 года назад

      @@amogusus6938 yza thz video star cobtent amazing whaaatq do you mean am rhping funny am not high am just tirzd

    • @kellenpies160
      @kellenpies160 2 года назад

      @@rrtttfthxg2143man stfu that’s cringey asl

  • @patriaciasmith3499
    @patriaciasmith3499 Год назад +462

    Psilocybin saved my life. I was addicted to heroin for 15 years and after Psilocybin treatment I will be 3 years clean in September. I have zero cravings. This is something that truly needs to be more broadly used in addiction treatment.

    • @APOLLINAIREBARTHOLOMIEU
      @APOLLINAIREBARTHOLOMIEU Год назад +3

      The Trips I've been having have really helped me a lot,I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well

    • @AnjeloValeriano
      @AnjeloValeriano Год назад +1

      Shrooms was the best trip I had. It was an amazing experience.

    • @JF-jw6mk
      @JF-jw6mk Год назад +31

      These bots wildin

    • @DefinitelyJarvis
      @DefinitelyJarvis Год назад

      Fuckin' hell man, no-one cares.

    • @naman245
      @naman245 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah lol​@@JF-jw6mk

  • @graymortal8812
    @graymortal8812 2 года назад +1798

    I got high as hell after school one day and my dad told me we were going to go out to eat. So to get out of it I just acted like I had a headache the entire time we were at the restaurant so i kept my head down, rubbed my eyes, and complained about the pain. He never noticed a thing.

    • @nickcunningham6344
      @nickcunningham6344 2 года назад +326

      That, or he noticed, but he was just cool about it. Dads were once teenagers and young adults too. They get it.

    • @graymortal8812
      @graymortal8812 2 года назад +316

      @@nickcunningham6344 My dad told me he'd literally kill me if I ever smoked weed.

    • @josephvenable688
      @josephvenable688 2 года назад +58

      That’s actually kinda genius. Definitely using this

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 года назад +94

      Yeah, a headache is a great cover. I've been getting violent migraines since the age of six, so it's been an excellent all-purpose strategy for getting out of shit. You say you have a bad headache, and people will give you space. Also explains why you might say or do weird stuff-- your brain is under duress! Can also be used for dealing with a secret hangover.
      It excuses vomiting.😅

    • @izukq
      @izukq 2 года назад +18

      @@MadamFoogie also you could even say the red eyes are a result of rubbing your eyes

  • @Soooooooooooonicable
    @Soooooooooooonicable Год назад +1452

    I'm baked as hell right now, and your stick figure guy is being so kind, helpful, and a total bro for his friend. It's making me so happy.

    • @jer254
      @jer254 Год назад +42

      exactly bro. 🥬

    • @lilmithi
      @lilmithi Год назад +27

      Same

    • @lilmithi
      @lilmithi Год назад +24

      True

    • @huecoplanet
      @huecoplanet Год назад +69

      ⁠@@lilmithiYou was so baked had to comment twice😂

    • @J4YY378
      @J4YY378 Год назад +7

      ​@@huecoplanetI was gonna say 😂

  • @lifewiththutooo
    @lifewiththutooo 8 месяцев назад +1998

    Who else high rn?

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 2 года назад +6626

    I love how this video ends at the 4:20 mark on a video where chains teaches us how to hide being high 💀

  • @sneakylist
    @sneakylist 2 года назад +2048

    nah i swear “i’m just tired” is the best excuse

    • @ok-ko1lt
      @ok-ko1lt 2 года назад +38

      fr like it was my first time having 100mg or any weed at all and i was bakedd

    • @james-cal
      @james-cal 2 года назад +63

      real worked on a cop for me

    • @zeikesmith2555
      @zeikesmith2555 2 года назад +3

      @@james-cal nice

    • @wwg3105
      @wwg3105 2 года назад +2

      My brother fucked that shit up for me my parents have a 4th sense for that shi

    • @zeikesmith2555
      @zeikesmith2555 2 года назад +4

      @@wwg3105 damn

  • @empanadillahermosa2971
    @empanadillahermosa2971 3 месяца назад +99

    i love the fact that this video lasts 4:20 minutes

    • @khloeluvcatz
      @khloeluvcatz 3 месяца назад +3

      It's not like 20 minutes long because I almost go sleep like idk min in yk

    • @AquaCookie02
      @AquaCookie02 2 месяца назад +4

      @@khloeluvcatz how high we’re you when you wrote this 😭

    • @khloeluvcatz
      @khloeluvcatz 2 месяца назад +2

      @@AquaCookie02 bro im sober and i dont understand that shit lmaoo

  • @karahrichards3389
    @karahrichards3389 2 года назад +1090

    The amount of times I've pulled the "I'm just tired" card after hanging out with my friends is crazy bro😭😭 and my mom believed it every time

    • @twon8019
      @twon8019 2 года назад +54

      My house is pretty dark, little light from outside so my mom cannot get a clear look at my face but I can’t believe how many times I’ve gotten away with being high, my friends catch me within minutes😂

    • @ed7258
      @ed7258 Год назад +1

      Sameeee hahah

    • @RocketMan-jc1lb
      @RocketMan-jc1lb Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sfwterrill5891
      @sfwterrill5891 Год назад +20

      You think she believed and believes you they definitely know

    • @michaelking1091
      @michaelking1091 Год назад +14

      @@sfwterrill5891yeah. In high school I thought I was getting away with it when my parents asked me questions. But later in life, they told me they knew the whole time

  • @jackbarnes5589
    @jackbarnes5589 2 года назад +685

    Dude. I am actually like that right now. It's lasting a lot longer then I thought and am on the way down but am trying not to get caught at work. I'm just toasted is all. Just a newbie to this community and I already love it. So welcoming and full of awesome people.

    • @gede0n0
      @gede0n0 2 года назад +195

      Damn u do sound high asf writing this twin i believe u💀💀, dont get caught for me bro

    • @sertu1462
      @sertu1462 2 года назад +33

      You propably meant "trying *not* to get caught", right? Although if you are trying to get caught, the good news is that it's gonna be even easier to do.

    • @jackbarnes5589
      @jackbarnes5589 2 года назад +42

      @@sertu1462 Yeah, can't spell. They just think I didn't get any sleep.

    • @gregoirechoquer9979
      @gregoirechoquer9979 2 года назад +61

      @@jackbarnes5589 I see your already learned the golden method😂

    • @notsaying
      @notsaying 2 года назад +26

      bro said welcoming LMAOO ur baked

  • @Mrmemerboi
    @Mrmemerboi Год назад +5

    I discovered this channel at 3 am a week ago and now im hooked

  • @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
    @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh 2 года назад +677

    I think the most important thing is to try not to think too much. If you start thinking you're doing something to give away that you're high, you will overthink about it and panic. Just chill out and not worry about whether people think you're high and if someone asks about it, just say you're tired.

    • @totopoculiado6667
      @totopoculiado6667 2 года назад +44

      Yeah fr this is basically like accepting that ur high and u should just enjoy it, like basically just chill

    • @yosrbot420
      @yosrbot420 Год назад +12

      @dacrosber i have panic highs so i be tweakin bro

    • @mateus_fortunatoo
      @mateus_fortunatoo Год назад

      @@yosrbot420 sorry what

    • @themanofeggs8441
      @themanofeggs8441 Год назад

      I really don’t understand what y’all talkin about, weed is nothing, if u think it is, Idek what to say, how do you have to control how you think, you can’t handle your own brain?😂 shits actually crazy

    • @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
      @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh Год назад

      @@themanofeggs8441 ok weirdo

  • @silentagony1019
    @silentagony1019 2 года назад +660

    The “I’m tired” is acceptable because everyone in society knows that life is tiring 24/7 even when your not baked lol

  • @RaulForLife
    @RaulForLife Год назад

    I’m 100% convinced RUclips is watching me, this shit got recommended to me right as i’m high in an uber on the way home contemplating my life decisions, with the help of this video I WILL pass this obstacle of life Thank You, boy…

  • @WilliamWKnowles
    @WilliamWKnowles 2 года назад +183

    bruh dont forget no eye contact 🤣 that paranioa be hitting different when your manager looks straight into your soul

    • @nickelbus7596
      @nickelbus7596 2 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @griffin_kith6214
      @griffin_kith6214 2 года назад +19

      Nah that makes it more sus cause people are thinking why tf won’t this dude look at me

    • @joshuastreet8664
      @joshuastreet8664 Год назад +2

      Yeah the minute an experienced person sees those dilated pupils, it’s all over. No amount of “I’m tired” will get them off your back

    • @griffin_kith6214
      @griffin_kith6214 Год назад +2

      @@joshuastreet8664 my pupils don’t get dilated from weed 🤷🏼‍♂️ they used to tho

    • @miaa7968
      @miaa7968 Год назад +1

      @@joshuastreet8664 laughs in black/dark brown eyes

  • @Noir-st4sx
    @Noir-st4sx 2 года назад +345

    The first time I was high, I let the whole world know. I felt so giggly and wanted to share it with others.

    • @SufficientDaikon
      @SufficientDaikon Год назад +28

      i wanted to tell people too, it's nice

    • @maryjaneblinkblinks
      @maryjaneblinkblinks Год назад +17

      I did that in my Freshman year! but I wasn’t intending to I was trying to hide it but there was no point 🤦🏽‍♀️ ! I was off of 50 mgs of Delta 8 edibles I found on Amazon omw to the lunchroom to see my friends i tried to look normal but my jacket was upside down, I was walking with my arms swaying up and down like I was dancing, my eyes were low, I was smiling and laughing so much, and everyone was concerned my friends told me my crush stared concerned and busted out laughing once he saw me his friends saw but were concerned I even got stares and giggles that day i was seeing shit and I thought I was a pink and purple cotton candy gummy bear I was seeing colorful gumdrops and a gingerbread house too I waved to walls and posters and my friends were laughing I’m shocked I got away with it in front of school officers and security even teachers 🤣🤣

    • @Noir-st4sx
      @Noir-st4sx Год назад +2

      @@maryjaneblinkblinks Oh shit, bro. That's insane.

    • @Xzxz12
      @Xzxz12 Год назад +4

      @@maryjaneblinkblinksall that from just 50mg?

    • @kevis5372
      @kevis5372 Год назад

      He cap😅

  • @AmandaKimberly-vp7jn
    @AmandaKimberly-vp7jn 11 месяцев назад +14

    Psilocybin, LSD, shrooms and ketamine are absolutely life changing substances that have so much potential to help people with mental health issues.

    • @AnnaThompsonWilliams
      @AnnaThompsonWilliams 11 месяцев назад +8

      I can't find a source anywhere for any good psylocybin in my area , I suffer some pretty bad depression and i got a chance to try K and man it was a miracle substance , I felt free , the only high or euphoria was from the relief of my vices being released , that's exactly what it did

    • @WooodTh
      @WooodTh 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@AnnaThompsonWilliamsyes he's Dr.jeffshroom ❤

    • @AmadaBlack
      @AmadaBlack 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@WooodThyeah , he's got magic mushrooms , DMT , LSD and other psychs

    • @StephenOscar-jj9qs
      @StephenOscar-jj9qs 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@AmadaBlackwhere can I locate him?if he's on insta??

    • @GooglechriseOliver
      @GooglechriseOliver 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@StephenOscar-jj9qsyes he's Dr.jeffshroom 🥰

  • @thatssoometal_
    @thatssoometal_ 2 года назад +65

    Bro the "I'm tired" trick works like a charm, especially when you're around people who aren't familiar with weed- my ass was sitting at the dinner table, completely greened out, trying to eat some chicken but I couldn't bc my mouth was too dry, and just staring off in to space. My grandma was like "are you okay? :( you're acting kinda weird" I just kinda looked at her man and she said "are you just tired?" And I just kinda went "mmmmhmm" and nodded slowly- she still doesn't suspect I smoke til this day

  • @lilloverdose6985
    @lilloverdose6985 7 месяцев назад +4

    I never thought I would need this video but here we are

  • @nathankc6711
    @nathankc6711 2 года назад +45

    all my first times getting high was in school so i got over my fear and good at pretending real quick

  • @classiccops
    @classiccops 2 года назад +95

    Chains and Ninye been carrying my life these past few weeks. Perfect comedic timing and stories of being absolutely plastered

    • @miaa7968
      @miaa7968 Год назад

      try lil lukey as well if you haven't already

  • @reina7201
    @reina7201 9 месяцев назад +3

    1:30 I am high asf watching this and this made me giggle! Thank yuuuu needed them eye drops

  • @raheemsmith2433
    @raheemsmith2433 2 года назад +134

    I love how the video ends at exactly 4:20. 🍃🍃🍃

  • @CapnClutch311
    @CapnClutch311 2 года назад +283

    I think number 3 should be: say you have allergies or are sick. I think it’s a little more suspicious if someone already suspects you’re high and you respond with “I’m tired” One of my teachers asked why my eyes were bloodshot once and I told her it was my allergies. Way better than saying I was tired.

    • @jackstanton4664
      @jackstanton4664 2 года назад +3

      but what allergies do u then say

    • @CapnClutch311
      @CapnClutch311 2 года назад +9

      @@jackstanton4664 I said pollen allergies and that I had itchy eyes.

    • @Laquaviont
      @Laquaviont Год назад +3

      @@CapnClutch311what if it’s the middle of December

    • @CapnClutch311
      @CapnClutch311 Год назад +10

      @@Laquaviont Say that you’ve got a cold and itchy eyes. No one will question a cold or sickness has been my experience.

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta Год назад +2

      "Yeah? What kind of allergies?"

  • @TFerguson736
    @TFerguson736 2 месяца назад

    Once you build up your tolerance you can do anything. I believe in you.

  • @TonioT.
    @TonioT. 2 года назад +19

    The “im tired” meathod is top tier. Never lets me down 😂 i say it every SINGLE time

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Год назад +586

    Some kid: "You're baked"
    You who definitely isn't baked: **Lip smack** **Lip smack** "no"

  • @steceymorgan814
    @steceymorgan814 Год назад

    Psychedelics are just an exceptional mental health breakthrough. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against depression and anxiety. Saved my life.

  • @carcalol401
    @carcalol401 2 года назад +29

    Being baked at your job is the best thing frl

    • @asiphegq
      @asiphegq Месяц назад

      I always have a bless.

  • @AlanLare
    @AlanLare Год назад +3

    I'm honestly so glad pot was legalized where I live, and I'm also really glad my first high experience didn't put me off it, as the first time I got high was 16 and it was only cause my brother peer pressured me into it x.x

  • @blank4490
    @blank4490 2 года назад +57

    The mouth sound thing when dehydrated is sooooo accurate

  • @itsnardowasnttaken4118
    @itsnardowasnttaken4118 2 года назад +28

    The fact this man is able to make the best videos about being high is just amazing and I hope that Chains gets to 1 million subs by 2024

  • @Neptytoon864
    @Neptytoon864 2 месяца назад +1

    its giving
    "Yall went to highschool, i went to school high"

  • @FatNick990
    @FatNick990 Год назад +5

    Watching this high was and is the best thing that has happed to me in my entire life. This is some top tier s***

  • @ferrisspilker6661
    @ferrisspilker6661 2 года назад +22

    This Video in particular is a huge upgrade. Video Editing, Animation and No needless ramblings!

  • @scaranara.
    @scaranara. 10 месяцев назад

    i'm high at school rn and this comment section is really helping me to calm down. i think that i was supposed to have a project today, but i'm totally jaded and i slept like 4 hours and i feel really shitty about myself and the situation i'm in. i want to add something positive at the end of my comment, but i can't until i know that i don't have to project today.

  • @acemakaveli866
    @acemakaveli866 Год назад +15

    As a pioneer of smoking weed this has definitely helped me out in situations like when I was getting married and I was totally out of focus.

  • @Hklovesme
    @Hklovesme Год назад +12

    I remember being so faded at a church ceremony for my aunt’s funeral it’s like I was seeing myself sitting there watching everybody cry I was Fr in heaven 😂

  • @dirtyhiggins5484
    @dirtyhiggins5484 Год назад

    Visine A in the green box was my magic camouflage. It burned for a few seconds but after the burn your eyes were crystal clear EVERY time. Stay safe out there.

  • @notj8477
    @notj8477 2 года назад +8

    Bro this guy makes top tier content

  • @kacpergruszczynski3619
    @kacpergruszczynski3619 2 года назад +10

    Being high whilst watching this made the experience so much better 😂

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 2 года назад +65

    The key is to remain in a "tired" state indefinitely, thus, people get used to it and think that's just how you are.

  • @dylandagenais4023
    @dylandagenais4023 Год назад +1

    Nobody wants to hear this but I discovered smoking weed by myself and it was the best thing ive ever done. I used to be really depressed and as soon as I got that feeling of being high it was my top point all my
    problems went away and I was so happy I know it seems to some people that its really bad or something but its really not if you use it the right way. I still get As in school and am a good kid but it has made a very positive inpact on me for awhile even doctors are prescribing it to some people because it makes you calm and happy but also aware not like other drugs. Use it responsibly

  • @Bissehund
    @Bissehund 2 года назад +5

    Being diagnosed with chronic insomnia back when i was the size of a fire extinguisher i must say. Just telling I'm tired has saved my ass from trouble so many more times than i care to remember. When someone points out I'm being a bit too much out of my usual self, just blame it on the meds and i get the free pass

    • @Hurb2
      @Hurb2 2 года назад

      blame it on the meds, so basically "I didn't smoke a plant, I took pills"

  • @leonellopez4083
    @leonellopez4083 2 года назад +12

    I love watching chains when I’m faded bro ur funny asf man keep it up😂

  • @mayjailerr245
    @mayjailerr245 3 месяца назад

    I just discover your channel yesterday and I freaking loved it, your content is so relatable

  • @kale564
    @kale564 Год назад +47

    “being baked in public is the equivalent of tryna run track with clown shoes” couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @rootski6553
    @rootski6553 2 месяца назад +9

    2:50 I have legit done this at a mcdonalds!! lmaoooo

  • @MysteryGamer69
    @MysteryGamer69 Год назад +2

    First time I watched this I was zooted and. I thought he was actually giving me eyedrops

  • @Trees_are_real67
    @Trees_are_real67 2 года назад +16

    I could never do the eye drops so funny enough I always looked stoned even when I wasn't so I got away with it

  • @Luphor
    @Luphor 2 года назад +12

    “We got a customer on mars”got me diying🤣

  • @n1.official263
    @n1.official263 Год назад +1

    “ I’m just tired” is a universal excuse it literally goes with anything

  • @Netox_
    @Netox_ 2 года назад +9

    This man never fails 😂

  • @jai4753
    @jai4753 Год назад +30

    We have a customer on mars☠️☠️ 3:00

  • @Hatman7525
    @Hatman7525 Месяц назад

    How did i never know about this channel before? Bro is hilarious this is such a vibe

  • @gatodiabetico88
    @gatodiabetico88 2 года назад +6

    Dude when he applied those eye drops I felt them through the screen

  • @Lilkuv
    @Lilkuv 2 года назад +10

    We need part two!!!!❤️

  • @julescesarn.6829
    @julescesarn.6829 Год назад

    Having the runtime at exactly 4:20 is a thing I already respect you for

  • @ComanderComander
    @ComanderComander Год назад +10

    A like from everyone who been waaay to high, but never gotten caught.

  • @FallenPepper614
    @FallenPepper614 2 года назад +6

    3:11 I would recommend this to anyone who is not trying to get caught

  • @aprocesss
    @aprocesss Месяц назад

    being high in public is so much better, like you are just chilling and people just pass by

  • @leef9242
    @leef9242 2 года назад +18

    “I’m just tired” NEVER fails

  • @Pydro22
    @Pydro22 2 года назад +62

    God: I’m sending you to hell for all the wrong you’ve done.
    Chains: Nah man I was just tired.

  • @27Rova
    @27Rova Год назад +1

    love how the time is 4 mins and 20 seconds long💀💀 perfectly fits the vid

  • @wabby9050
    @wabby9050 2 года назад +126

    The sunglasses rule works for sure 💀 UNLESS YOU WEAR GLASSES N DONT GO PRECRIPTIONED SUNGLASSES 💀💀💀

  • @Aprjtosbricnsgflr
    @Aprjtosbricnsgflr 2 месяца назад +28

    0:16 this aged well

  • @LynneLopez-mz3kc
    @LynneLopez-mz3kc Год назад

    I have AWFUL insomnia this week I’ve slept a total of 14 hours so the I’m tired excuse is a instant pass for me at work

  • @fifty0872
    @fifty0872 2 года назад +44

    i can tell your animation and editing has gotten a whole lot better keep it up

    • @ocslick
      @ocslick 2 года назад +1

      I wish dat shi could still affect me like that I got too much tolerance 😂

  • @YLKYo
    @YLKYo Год назад +4

    1:28 bro the fact he knew I was high😂😂😂

  • @bella-nina
    @bella-nina 2 года назад +9

    i’ve been accidentally getting a bit too faded lately in public 💀 chains coming in clutch

  • @DevonDeville
    @DevonDeville 9 месяцев назад

    I usually use mints,eye drop, blunt spray(they work better than most things), and a bottle of water.

  • @pabo3345
    @pabo3345 2 года назад +16

    Funny story. So an old girl friend of mine hmu one summer and just casually asked if I wanted to smoke. I said, "hell yeah I wanna smoke!" So I venmoed her for the gas money and 30 min later we were hanging out in the car at the local parking lot. We decided to drive to a grill place in the forest (since DA WEED is hella illegal where I live) And all 3 of us passed around a fucking MASSIVE blunt. I'm talking an ounce kinda deal. This was maybe the 3rd time I had smoked so I wouldn't say I had a lot of experience. My female friend on the other hand had smoked since she could walk. So she had the privilege to keep an eye on me to see if I was too high to go home or not (I lived with my parents at the time) after we finished the blunt she looked at me and inspected me like a doctor doing a prostate exam. And just said "U good" so her friend drove me home and I went into my room. Once I sat down it hit me like a 10-inch brick wall. I was GONE. And OFCOURSE I get called down for dinner just as I had the brain power to sit down in my room. FORTUNATELY, my 2 brain cells tried everything they had to make me sober up. I used all 3 tricks you mentioned in this video AND OF COURSE THE "I'm tired" worked like a charm. after dinner, I just went to bed and slept for 12 hours straight. I never got caught. This was over 2 years ago

  • @hypershock408
    @hypershock408 Год назад +8

    I was only caught high by my mom once, and can confirm saying that you’re tired is a goddamn cheat code

    • @Jayden-uv2kk
      @Jayden-uv2kk Год назад

      Meanwhile me who gets my weed from my dad and smokes it with him infront of the hole god gamn family 😅

  • @rudollf-9156
    @rudollf-9156 Год назад +1

    Sober for 1 month and 2 weeks ,still miss it :')

  • @Kristh_loveee
    @Kristh_loveee 3 месяца назад +4

    2:29 Monday morning, me in class while high:

  • @Ichabod_Jericho
    @Ichabod_Jericho Год назад +6

    How to pretend your not high: Stop caring about whether or not strangers thing you might be high.

  • @ILS_W
    @ILS_W 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bro I got high mid school day and for the rest of the day I was all giggly and tweaking like crazy

    • @ILS_W
      @ILS_W 10 месяцев назад

      @Mauriel-yUvnMM nice

  • @HeyItsJericho
    @HeyItsJericho 2 года назад +7

    “We have a customer on fucking mars” 😂💀

  • @Fabbekrazy
    @Fabbekrazy 2 года назад +6

    Your videos hit different while baked😂😂😂

  • @AD0T2BRAZYY
    @AD0T2BRAZYY 9 месяцев назад

    BEST GUY TO WATCH WHEN ZOODED BEST TRIP, SCREW TRIP VIDEOS, WATCH HIM EVERYTIME 🏫🎒🍃⛽🔥

  • @Jonas_Albert
    @Jonas_Albert Год назад +3

    2:37.
    I ask those questions, even though i'm sobar.

  • @regalternative
    @regalternative 2 года назад +8

    I prefer to get high alone in a situation where I can just keep to myself without worrying about being bothered or bothering anyone, the only exception being parties or something where it's being passed around and I know everyone will be on the same level. Unpopular opinion but I think being high in public is as stupid as being drunk in public.

  • @OddsglitzyMoughraby
    @OddsglitzyMoughraby Год назад

    I love that the Description on chains from go in about then read description it says I love you but I love him too my guy

  • @itssmeehoe4414
    @itssmeehoe4414 2 года назад +6

    him: where yu goin ?
    me: school
    him: you’re going to your grandmas 89th birthday?
    me: sure
    3:58

  • @Opi0id-z
    @Opi0id-z Год назад +7

    Just had the wildest high 😂 Went bowling with like 9 friends, before we went in a dude that owns a CBD shop pulls out two joints, it was literally the strongest weed I ever smoked and I used to smoke daily for years 😂 when we went into the bowling hall it was playing loud music and there was like 100 people + and I just died laughing looking at the others because they looked so high and like it was the last place they wanted to be 😂 but we all had fun and laughed the whole night, we didn't care if we looked high so we was just having fun 😂

  • @TwdMyles
    @TwdMyles Год назад +1

    I love how this vid is 4 minutes 20 seconds

  • @gageneisius8034
    @gageneisius8034 2 года назад +4

    Being baked is the only time I can be in public lol

  • @Minecraftplayer-gs1nf
    @Minecraftplayer-gs1nf Год назад +5

    2:50 is so of the best

  • @DescendDab
    @DescendDab Год назад

    Last year was my first year in college. Once, I smoked a good gram before I had to attend class. I was on Jupiter. Luckily I didn't have to do any presentations or some shit, but I was absolutely zooted. 10/10 will do again.

  • @ChasingDragons420
    @ChasingDragons420 Год назад +3

    I dont even bother prentending that I'm not high. I hate looking sober.

  • @michael_dugan
    @michael_dugan 2 года назад +7

    I eliminate my smell problem by not smoking and only doing edibles. Downside I’m even more high than the smokers 😂

    • @loveawayy
      @loveawayy 2 года назад

      do you get bad breath from it?

    • @Manuk0ra
      @Manuk0ra Год назад

      ​@@loveawayy my breath has never smelled better

    • @prodbyNOVAER
      @prodbyNOVAER Год назад +1

      Get a dry herb vape, trust me. You'll never even think about the damn smell anymore, it's gone in like 2 minutes. And if you think vapes are too expensive: get the fenix mini for around 60-90 bucks depending on where you live. You'll also need way less weed than when smoking to get the same effect, so you'll even save money in the long run.

  • @lakayiamcnair1440
    @lakayiamcnair1440 Месяц назад +1

    High or not his videos hit every time

  • @mixemup.
    @mixemup. 2 года назад +4

    1:32 that’s crazy animation 😮😅 shit scared me

  • @Bman62296
    @Bman62296 2 года назад +22

    I had AI turn this video into a song xD
    Verse 1:
    I'm feeling high, but I can't let it show
    Gotta cover up that dank smell, before it starts to grow
    A little cologne and Febreze, should do the trick
    But I can't let my guard down, or I'll be caught real quick
    Chorus:
    Pretending I'm not zooted, it's a delicate game
    I've got to keep my cool, and play it all the same
    I'll act like I'm just tired, that's my go-to line
    Pretending I'm not zooted, ain't no crime
    Verse 2:
    My eyes are bloodshot, gotta fix that too
    A few drops of eye drops, and I'll be good as new
    I can't talk too much, or too little, that's a no-no
    Just gotta find the balance, and let my flow go
    Chorus:
    Pretending I'm not zooted, it's a delicate game
    I've got to keep my cool, and play it all the same
    I'll act like I'm just tired, that's my go-to line
    Pretending I'm not zooted, ain't no crime
    Bridge:
    I'm headed to grandma's birthday, I hope she don't suspect
    I'll play it cool and act sober, it's all in the context
    Chorus:
    Pretending I'm not zooted, it's a delicate game
    I've got to keep my cool, and play it all the same
    I'll act like I'm just tired, that's my go-to line
    Pretending I'm not zooted, ain't no crime
    Outro:
    I made it through the day, without getting caught
    I'll do it again tomorrow, that's what I've been taught
    Pretending I'm not zooted, is just a part of life
    I'll keep on doing it, cause it's worth the strife.

  • @Brandon-nb8yc
    @Brandon-nb8yc Год назад

    I don’t know why I started watching these type of videos when I quit smoking it just helps 😂

  • @Pharospig2443
    @Pharospig2443 2 года назад +4

    Have any of you guys notice that the animation looks more better and runs smoothly. Its like a 4k remaster.