Zooted At The Family Dinner
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2022
- Zooted At The Family Dinner
Instagram: / chainsforeal
Being high around your parents is pretty much a near death experience. So here's my story of when I was high at the family dinner and my parents almost found out i was zooted. If you have any close calls of your family finding out your high let me know in the comments!
You know it’s a good story when bob’s there.
fr
Hahahaha yeah always entertaining
FR bro
bob is the goat
He gotta let bob narrate one
Bob is a life saver he has everything
so true. he even got gumball on dvd (or was it running on tv, i forgor)
true
@@tomiivaswort6921 sh"Ts a trip when you high as hell and watch that show 😂
Everyone in a stoner group has at least one bob you gotta just love bob🫶
Bro I was high as hell a couple days ago I literally felt like I was the flash like everything in my body was vibrating I'd zoom in and out go fast then slow man I was a goner I went straight up to my room after I got out my friends car and I stayed up til like 4 I was seeing things lol
Who's watching this in 2024 after 1 year anyone?
I am
Me
Nah bru I'm in 2077
A
Me
I'm sittin here zooted watchin this. And it didn't even hit me as well how stupid it was he rang his own doorbell. When he said "fuck im off to a bad start." I'm sitting here in TEARS. 🤣
I can relate I did the same high asf
Dude, i dont even need to be high to be ringin my own doorbell because im just a dumbass by default.
Lol I had a good laugh at that part too and thought yeah that’s definitely something I would do.
c'mon bro no need to smoke
most relatable shit ever
Man’s have been in every situation Zooted
Ya fr
Because after you feel zooted for the first time, you will bring yourself to this feeling again and again. If a simple high is like poppy seeds level of addiction, being zooted is a whole ass heroine
It’s called being a smoker
Zooted in space
@society is it worth it I want to try it rly badly tbh
Stoned af rn while watching these just hit different
literally the highlight of my high 😭
im saying😭
Same here, I’m high af and feel like I share some stoner connection with Chains and the gang 😂
That’s literally all of what my recommended videos are now 😂😂
I haven’t smoked for awhile until right now and holy shit is he accurate about everything lmaoo That “Crap why did I say that” is so real
4:11 mmmm succulent mac & cheese 💀💀💀💀💀💀
scrumptious even
We love bob fr💯😂 0:43
This guy is the most relatable story teller in existence right now
Especially Bob
Honestly
Look up brewstew
Drug Dealer
His stories are so fake
Saying you're tired really is the most effective answer. It matches all the symptoms basically, and it's very easy to play the part of someone who just wants sleep.
Facts
Nah i did this i started laughing cuz they were watching me and they got me plus beat me
@@Haise.17 😭😭😭
@@Haise.17 you started laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i once said i was tired at 2pm and went to bed
imagine if your parents saw one of ur vids
Real
Bruh watching this after my mom caught me stoned lol
"I really changed my ways" Bro aint change a damn thing🤣
Frfr 💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
Nothing like the classic “I’m tired” or “I have allergies” while they give you a death stare right into ur oven baked SOUL 😂😂
Omg!!!! Or when u try sneak up the stairs & your mom say Come down here 😂😂😂😂
@@arealwoman1534 dam you aint hit her with the “I GOTTA TAKE A DOOKIE!”
222 👍
Fucj
yea my excuse is nah im just a lil tired
Can we all agree that bob is chain's guardian angel
You know I always got your back chains, you my real homie
Yo where can I be purchasing some of those i glasses tho?
The meat riding crazy
@@JhonBarosa clout goggles?
you got gas?
yooooo bob!!!! wussupp
So relatable it's crazy. Anyone know how old Chains is? Based on the content I'd guess under 20 but dudes already a natural at comedy. Hope he keeps it going, this channel's gonna have a blow up moment soon for sure.
he prolly like 40
@@gvk.movies yeah… maybe in his mid 20’s
mid 20s for sure
Mid 20s for sure. Definitely out of high school
HELL YES BRO amazing world of gumball is built different👌
I started doing drugs since my teenage. Got addicted to heroin for over 16 years. Heroin addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source
@@user-hv6xb4qp9di m 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in France. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
@@Tina-hb7ecI'm really happy for you that your mom decided to help you...I hear about alot of family members or so called friends shutting an addict out of their life, which since most addicts do it to mask emotions to me is the worse thing someone can do to an addict.
@@WooodThYes he's Dr.jeffshroom. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used
@@AmandaKimberly-vp7jnmushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.
I find that pepper brings me down quite fast, chewing on whole peppercorns works better but ground pepper works too.
I was zooted in school and I realized I had an exam so I just ate some pepper and I was sober by the time I started the exam
Yep, black pepper, it helps calm the anxiety and paranoia. Little known fact black pepper contains the only known dietary cannabinoid, which is why it's so effective at blocking the negative affects of thc.
the only thing better than watching chains
is watching chains while HIGH.
😂
Frrrrr
watching most things is better while high
+
FRRRR
Took an edible last night and I felt fine waking up this morning, as soon as I clock in to work about 16 hours after taking it though, suddenly i am CONKED. Took me like half of my shift to get back to normal but before I did everything was just white noise
thats crazy ive never heard anything like that
I had the same thing as well, when I woke (I took a edible at 10 pm last night) the highness was still there and worse actually 😂😂😂
watching this while faded and it sent me into an existential crisis
Bro is gonna have so many stories to tell his grandkids
So I'm not the only one that just says I'm tired when I'm trying not to get caught high lmao
The better part is everyone I know knows it’s very common for me to only get 2-3 hours of sleep so everyone just believes it.
@@jotsa nah its due to my work schedule. The thing is some days I get 12 hours and others I get 2. It’s kinda screwed up but it works.
@@bentrod3405 damn bro just like me fr. I do small freight deliveries so I work for 36 hours, sleep for 12, work for 10, sleep for 2, you get the gist
This guy is legit the first youtuber I’ve recommended to my friends like fr. Such a unique story time youtuber, doesn’t just talk about generic shit everyone else talks about and makes an entertaining video with no shit giving intact. Mad respect
All he talks about is getting high. It's literally the MOST generic shit.
@@XXXXX8 He does it in a unique way. Like yeah we know when click on the video this bastard is probably high, but it’s how the story unfolds, and the way he presents which makes it entertaining
This is chains....@@afdbjakdhefbarhebfrkjea
Bob has more rizz than gojo, this man is HIM
Man I wish I had a friend like Bob my life would be better with a guy like that
Another banger from ChainsFR himself 🙏
if ChainsFR does not pin zimu's comment, he is a femboy.
@@Grey_Soldier_Productions1270 no need for the homophobicness
@@Grey_Soldier_Productions1270 smooth criminal
Nothing better than a Chains video before bed🙏🏽
fuck yeah
Me every night 😅
Good night 🌙
3:01 had me dead asf, so relatable
Does anyone notice this small animation mistake, look at chains brother and he doesn't have a mouth 5:37.
Shit 🤣🤣🤣😂I saw it
@@brad_ey at least I’m not the only one.
@@Swampert2344 he disappeared too. 😭
2:41 why do my mans Ninye like that?
😭
he deserved it tf stop crying untempered child
You too
Bob is the absolute legend all friend groups need
5:43 rip chains big bro
4:37 LOLLLLLLL😂😂😂😂
“We are off to a bad start” got me crying in the subway
Had to look for this comment, this man is hilarious 😂
I suffered the borderline disorder for over 23 years. With so much anxiety Not until I came across psilocybin mushrooms treatmentPsilocybin treatment actually saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms
Microdosing helped me get out of the pit of my worst depressive episode, a three year long episodeenough to start working on my mental health 0:07
@@HudsonJayCan you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate itMany people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in
Germany. Really need 0:01
@@MichaelLucosdr.johnsonshroom is your guy. Best shrooms and psychedelics guy I know. 0:06
0:04 they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here. and mushrooms are one of the most amazing things on this planet i wish people would all realize. they could solve a lot of problems, more than just mental treatments, environmental clean up; the possibilities are endless with fungus
@@Peter-ir7rsHow do I reach out to him? Is he on insta 0:02
Who's here after Ninye called out Chainz?
wait what happened
His video got covered up by another youtubers video that chainz really likes
@@timmeados3486 yea ik it got covered up by zero
Talking while high is so hard when u take a long ass time off I b stuttering n shit😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 the floating animation, starting off bad, and “succulent” 😭😭😭😭
2:40 check the second video in feed
chains we saw the ninye vid g
my best advice: just analyse your behavior for 2 days when your sober, so you know how to play it when your stoned af. and the im tired shit always works
I love how your brother is just eating dinner in the background of you and your mom talking
Whats your beef with Ninye?
My man did ninye dirty there on the right 2:41
2:01 nah amazing world of gumball is a great show, but if you high your gonna be tripping balls
Oh my days dawg i been watching for an hour and best hour of ma life g trust
You got called out my g
called out man
Watching these on my tolerance break Imao
4:17 jack hancock
Chains we saw the ninye video bro
Damn, actually did my boy ninye dirty on this one 💀 2:40
Yeah bro man just disrespected my boy
You have to keep posting I love these it’s so true in high school and middle school
Been here since 50 k! I appreciate the growth you deserve this king.
Bro you got called out by Ninye :o
Whatcha gon do bout it
We all need a dude like bob in our lives fam
Bro I always watch these videos when I’m baked to perfection 😂😂😂😂 everyone following chains if you bored asf at work just pop one of these vids on and the time flies by
thank you for this masterpiece it makes me very happy
Justice for my boi ninye
Oh... I've got this beat by a mile. When I was 15 I had to drive my parents around while tripping on LSD. Earlier that week, I had bought a single tab that I was going to take the coming up weekend since my parents were planning on going out of town. So that Friday after I got off work, I raced home to take a shower and get ready for the big weekend. I was super excited to start partying, and I decided to take the hit while I was showering so I would be nice and blasted soon after finishing. My parents had told me a few days earlier they would be leaving town right after work, so everything would be cool because they would be gone by the time I got out of the shower. That was a mistake.
I come out of the bathroom and my parents are still there just watching tv in the living room. So I casually asked them when they would be leaving on their trip and they told me something had come up and they were staying in town. But the worst was yet to come... they then tell me they are low on a few things like milk and other shit and that they want me to drive them to the fucking grocery store!! I feebly made some excuse for why I couldn't take them but my dad was having none of it. I shit you not... literally as soon as we pull out of the driveway the LSD starts kicking in. I'm fucking panicking yet I know I can't lose my shit because now I'm driving them around blasted out my mind like a dumbass. My saving grace was I was quite the smoker by that point and could hold my own.
So we finally get to the grocery store after what seems like an eternity and luckily my parents tell me to just stay in the car because they won't be that long. So I decide to listen to some music while waiting for them. Back in the day, I used to have this big ass carrying case that could hold 60 cassette tapes, and I would carry that thing everywhere with me. I browse through all my favorites and then decide hey some Pink Floyd would be awesome right now. And not just any Pink Floyd album will do... it has to be Ummagumma. At this point, I'm so fucking high that I simply stop caring and throw caution to the wind. Anybody who has ever tripped before knows what I mean... in the first couple hours you just get higher and higher. It is like there is no cap on how high you get during that period.
I get lost in the music. I'm so far removed from the everyday world that I don't realize how long my parents have been in the grocery store, and I'm just getting even more blasted as the time passes. They had decided to just go ahead and buy groceries instead of getting the few items we were low on, and I was so fucked up by that time that I just lost track of time. Every song that passes I get more and more lost in my own little world... Astronomy Domine, Careful With That Axe Eugene, Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun... I'm just in this magical land filled with the most mind melting sounds ever. To anyone who has never heard Pink Floyd's Ummagumma... get baked and listen to it.
Suddenly, I hear the car trunk opening and realize my parents are loading the groceries, and its instant terror because I suddenly become cognizant of just how blasted I really am. My mom gets in the back seat and my father in the front passenger seat. I start up the car and start pulling away and now realize just how fucked up I am. I panic for a moment but there is nothing I can do but buckle down and drive. My vision is swirling like I'm looking through rippling water, its night now and all the car headlights are trailing hard. Out of the corner of my eye, I see my father leaning over and glaring straight at me with a furious look on his face. I meekly turn my head to him to ask what is wrong and realize he isn't looking at me at all but instead staring dead ahead at the road.
I'm flippin out... I'm so fucked up now I can barely keep from bursting out into hysterical laughter for no reason. Everything suddenly becomes funny and I muster all my willpower to hold back the chuckles. I let one slip and my mother asks what's so funny... I tell her I remembered a joke my best friend had told me at school earlier that day. She of course asks to hear the joke... and I of course can't remember one. I sit in silence for what felt like minutes racking my brain until finally blurting out "what did the mathematician do when he became constipated?" What my mother asks. "He worked it out with a pencil" I excitedly exclaimed and erupted into laughter. That saved my ass... it gave me the excuse to sit there laughing for no reason and luckily for me it cracked them up too.
Suddenly my father looks earnestly at me for real this time and says in a very confused voice "what in the world are you listening to son?" Then in horror I realize Ummagumma is still playing... and Several Species Of Small Furry Animals has just come on. To the average person, that song would seem like pure nonsense. It's definitely not what my parents would consider music, and in that instant I felt like kicking myself because that one mistake was about to make everything unravel. I mumbled some lame excuse that my musician friend had insisted I borrow the tape and try learning how to play one of the other songs on guitar. I said he told me it was important because the song contained some specific principles in music theory that he was currently teaching me. Nevertheless, my father sat there for a while just looking at me questioningly before finally turning the volume down and saying well that's enough of that racket. The rest of the ride home was tense... for me anyway, and I tried my best to keep all conversation short and simple or avoid talk all together.
When we finally arrived back home, I experienced the most profound sense of relief that I have ever felt in my life. It was as if I had been holding my breath that entire time and could finally exhale. As soon as we entered the house, I made a beeline to my room. A little later, one of my friends called and asked if I wanted to hang out... you can imagine my response. I had never been happier to see my friends as that night when they pulled into the driveway, and after driving away and chatting for a while, I told them what had happened. My buddies were in pure disbelief... they were dumbfounded that I had successfully driven my parents around while tripping balls without them detecting that I was high as a kite. And while recounting the story, I realized just how incredible the feat I had performed really was. That was 3 decades ago and I still love telling that story from time to time, and one day when the time is right and they are quite old, I will tell my parents too.
🙏🏽💉💊🍫💨🔌
🙏🏽💉💊🍫💨🔌
good story 👍
@@edozm.2628 Maybe I should start my own channel devoted to stoner humor 😁
Why were you driving your parents places at 15?
Watching your videos is the best thing I can do while high
Saying you're tired is the most goated response. Always works
you did Ninye dirty box him or apologize😵
Chains hiding ninye from us 👀👀👀 2:41
I love ur stories I genuinely laugh everytime
Ayo chains is the GOAT! fr bro
did ninye dirty😭
Ninye called you out
Bob is a life saver he has everything. Can we all agree that bob is chain's guardian angel.
these videos always make me so happy
we all need a boy like bob
bro ninye called you out
you made my night bro Thx
yooooo you just hit 2mil thanks for making me laugh and keep making funny content
Im telling you the being tired excuse is an ELITE way to get away with being high
My boss let me go home early one day when I was super baked in a meeting. She thought I was tired, definitely just ran with it when she asked me 😅
The weed stickmen are beefing
bro hearing these stories really makes me realize that my family would ever realize that I'd be drunk or high because I already act weird as shit! 😈
This guy is the most relatable story teller in existence right now. Bob is the absolute legend all friend groups need.
I love bob
Me to
You did ninye dirty bro
SLOW DOWN VIDEO TO LOWEST AND GO TO 2:40-2:41 WHY YOU DO MY BRO NYNE LIKE DAT GANG
best videos its funny and cool keep the great job going love your content!!
I lost it at the term "smooth criminal" I use that term whenever I get away with it without anyone noticing so hearing you use it too was so relatable lmao
2:41 ninye?
Im here for the weed stickmen beef
chains is just so funny he makes my day especially bob
These videos are just to good 😂 Getting baked and making up the most dumbest shit up it hilarious😂
Bob is a living legend bro shout out to Bob, we love Bob.
2:42 bro has some explaining to do
help im dieing, bob is the GOAT and the only reason i watch this channel bro XD
we all need a friend like Bob
0:37 I literally said “until I did” out loud bc I knew it was coming 🤣
who’s here after ninye’s video 😭
When he sed twister it had me cracking tf up 😂
Man I watch him when I’m high and it’s goated each time
what are your thoughts on the ninye situation
Pretty devious
Bro y u edit out @ninye video😂 2:41
I love all my guys videos
You know its gonna be a good video if the legend Bob is there