New Business Idea For Indian People - Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 10 дек 2023
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the 251$ is so on point lmao
So on point 😂😂
Only an Indian would get this 🤣
@@scrum7what’s that about?
@@immers2410 Even number ain't good. So, they add an extra 1 dollar to the total.
251 નો ચાંલ્લો 😂😂
That is a very unique way to refer to the Diwali as Convenience Store and Gas Station Conference.😄
As an Indian, don’t go to a religious ceremony drunk.
Also, don’t go to a reception drunk… there will be plenty of free drinks there lol
Gujarat is a dry state bro
Who cares about the gujus. Go to any other state. @@rutvikchaudhari869 Also, doesnt gujurat have the highest alcohol consumption rates in India lol. Prohibition never works.
@@rutvikchaudhari869but still u can get the booze😂😂
@@rutvikchaudhari869that's why most celebrations happen in daman
You don’t get booze in weddings in Gujarat, you gotta do pre game because you may not get it after 😅
Not a Gujrati wedding that's basically the main event of every Hindu wedding.
Even with all the regional variations, that going around the fire is probably something even the Bali Hindus do.
Burnol lgaa le lndbhkt muutpeu jhaaanto bnndarr
Saw Nimesh in Vegas. Freaking hilarious. Non stop laughs. Met fans afterwards for photos. Truly amazing.
I work audio visual setup for Indian weddings (free food and open bar is sick, that butter chicken and garlic naan go crazy) and as a white guy I had no idea what he was talking about and it did not matter one bit lmao. This guy makes comedy a universal language.
The $1 in $251 is Shagun 😂
Man the subtitles says 'swam and Iron conference ' wtf 😂
Who is searching for Jaws now to hear swaha.. classic Nimesh.. true gem 😂😂😂
The Swaha bit killed me
Nimesh.is.like the sarcastic,smart-ass,weed smokin' older brother that I wish I had.
Major congrats on the Garden my man!!! 🤩
Swaha Swaha Swaha ... Jaws theme had me LOLin
Bro you're sooooooo hilarioussss 😂😂😂
Sleep through it lol 😂❤
Johnnie Walker Patel 😂😂
લાયો લાયો ભાઇ 😂😂😂
jaws theme was so funny why is that so realll xD
hahahah.. you forgot the Joota chori towards the end. Way for a payback! Need to keep groom in check if that mothafaka doesn't entertain us.
$251 🤣🤣
Nimesh is referring to Hindu wedding as Indian and Gujrati wedding.
You really murdered your Indian words.
Iam jealous of this business idea. Iam Indian.
Give me tickets to the wedding
I’m all in 🤣🤣🤣
I heard Paul Varghese do a similar joke 20 years ago.
In Russian slavic marriage they do same thing swaha and fire ❤
I need to get me a ticket to the Indian wedding experience with Nimesh🎉😂 it’s gone be lit af🎉
🤣🤣🤣
I’d buy a ticket to an Indian wedding with nimesh fer sure.
The Apu convention 😄👍
Lol . This is slightly racist but funny too . Well done sir
@@VARMOT123 wasn't meant to be racist tho 😀 I remember Apu as a great character, a hard worker and very real, convincing
No go. Imma diabetic.
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not offending some one but hindi comedy is top notch level ❤❤❤😂
In gujarati wedding there are only 4 ferras😅
Mallus have three and no fire 😂
@@anushreenair6241 What does they signify?
In our case, 4 mangal ferra signify dharm arth kam and moksh
@@harshpatel4999 No clue whatsoever....asking the wrong person...
Odia weddings have NO pheras
i thought i had a speck on my screen
People pay for this level of jokes ?
Not funny dude- talking about Lords video on IG.
May Mighty Lord have mercy on you.
Yea, i dont want to smell b.o and get diarrhea. Gross
You must smell like that often, projection at its finest😂
so you watched like 5 minutes of this video to comment this racist shit? lmao
Given by your comment, I assume you live in your mom's basement, so you wouldn't have to worry about the stinky bo anyway plus that abomination you call food isn't even fit for animal consumption, let alone someone you or your kind...
You Better stay away from your mother's tuna hole then
Nah, man. You get to smell curry, and that's freaking delicious.