Comedian Confused By White Lady's Job - Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy (Crowd Work)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
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  • @all4thedriversubaru815
    @all4thedriversubaru815 4 месяца назад +47

    Unbelievable! You’d think it was scripted. Dolphin trainer 😂

  • @EvanAndHell
    @EvanAndHell 4 месяца назад +19

    If white female dolphin trainer from Utah turned unemployed, online geology student married to a Boeing aerospace engineer ain’t a job, then I don’t know what is.

  • @ianweniger6620
    @ianweniger6620 4 месяца назад +23

    Sometimes this shit writes itself so well that your material can wait. I am crying with laffs.

  • @PaivMonster
    @PaivMonster 4 месяца назад +50

    the "fuck my life" nimesh hits after she says "dolphin trainer" is amazing 😭😭😭

    • @jacobmorres9817
      @jacobmorres9817 4 месяца назад +3

      Dude when he said "eee eee eee ee" I lost it lol

  • @mckpat03
    @mckpat03 4 месяца назад +22

    We need a follow up with that couple eventually, or something, hahaha. That was too good, honestly.

  • @catherinegigliotti1368
    @catherinegigliotti1368 4 месяца назад +7

    You know I love it when your child within comes in the rolling of your head back laugh. 😂 Nimesh are you coming out for Netflix is A Joke?

  • @cgulljbravi8264
    @cgulljbravi8264 4 месяца назад +4

    That displacement, such a geographic joke

  • @yellowluma101
    @yellowluma101 4 месяца назад +10

    Great set! Can’t believe that’s your voice 🤯

  • @Milkyway109
    @Milkyway109 4 месяца назад +12

    Great Comedian

  • @noahpierce8155
    @noahpierce8155 4 месяца назад +3

    I bust out laughing! Ive got to find a show near me!

  • @sparkygump
    @sparkygump 4 месяца назад +9

    I want to do bong hits with Nimesh.

  • @sangeetagarwal4570
    @sangeetagarwal4570 4 месяца назад +1

    Hey man, any chance you coming to Toronto soon?

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz 4 месяца назад +79

    That’s not his actual voice!!!

    • @Findingnimesh
      @Findingnimesh  4 месяца назад +48

      lol yes it is

    • @tylerdurden3618
      @tylerdurden3618 4 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @rvSaturn
      @rvSaturn 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Findingnimeshvoice of your mother on bed

    • @akshayasharma8920
      @akshayasharma8920 4 месяца назад +1

      That accent be as real as prince andrew’s alibi!

    • @dudeman99999
      @dudeman99999 4 месяца назад

      Wtf OP you’re freakinstupiddddd

  • @kurdishtankie6299
    @kurdishtankie6299 3 месяца назад +2

    How the fuck does one become a dolphin trainer tho 😂

  • @RaviPatel-wi7xk
    @RaviPatel-wi7xk 4 месяца назад +3

    You're a beauty! Don't let the haters bring you down!

  • @andrewhardwick4480
    @andrewhardwick4480 4 месяца назад +5

    I like this guy's voice

  • @stanleygohome4869
    @stanleygohome4869 4 месяца назад +6

    LOL! Big fan in Kraków PL!

  • @pragatimohitgulati6161
    @pragatimohitgulati6161 4 месяца назад +2

    Nothing rhymes with husband, but happy spouse, happy house!

  • @austint.6627
    @austint.6627 4 месяца назад +1

    Divine intervention no doubt😂😂😂

  • @sharkOutTheTank
    @sharkOutTheTank 4 месяца назад +7

    Montreal pls

  • @SuperDanDan2012
    @SuperDanDan2012 4 месяца назад +1

    Go Utes! Shout out to U of U!.

  • @VNavale
    @VNavale 14 дней назад +1

    His crowd work is better than his comedy.

  • @wadood8700
    @wadood8700 4 месяца назад +1

    Hands down best Nimesh video

  • @Poemi10304
    @Poemi10304 8 дней назад

    I got married to a foreign exchange student. We just went to city hall! But then his family threw us a wedding (more like they threw it for themselves) when we visited them overseas the next year. I didn't have to do anything, but it was weird. The wedding dress looked like a bad prom dress and was a very light pastel orange, and the dj just had to play an English breakup song, even though I spoke up about it to my partner during the rehearsal. Not like they understood the lyrics anyway. Only I did. 😥 And then his dad made up a speech for my dad, who wasn't even there because of the trip cost, and included idioms in their own language. That was pretty funny to find out about. 😅

  • @srivasthav7907
    @srivasthav7907 4 месяца назад +3

    should stop being so sensitive , he made fun of Jesus and no one balled an eye (except for that one white lady who posted on Facebook)

  • @_Eltoto93
    @_Eltoto93 4 месяца назад +3

    Happy spouse happy house. But husband ain’t ever happy so
    Fuck it 😊

  • @johncleese4739
    @johncleese4739 4 месяца назад +4

    Bro I can’t help. I watch every single one of your videos. I also went to your fast and loose tour in Norfolk. but personally i felt laughing at her geography major was a bit insulting. I can see she laughed it off but it felt kinda weird to me idk.

  • @RossiFumiIndia
    @RossiFumiIndia 4 месяца назад +2

    Fuck my life! Husband here

  • @otter4x4
    @otter4x4 3 месяца назад +1

    Why no Atlanta tour stop?

  • @MCC4RTHY1
    @MCC4RTHY1 4 месяца назад +4

    Happy spouse happy house.

  • @BrentElisens
    @BrentElisens 4 месяца назад +3

    Put an A in the hashtag.

  • @AbhiPoudel-bh2ev
    @AbhiPoudel-bh2ev 4 месяца назад +5

    Don't make fun of lord Hanuman 😡🤬

    • @TheGeorgeous
      @TheGeorgeous 3 месяца назад +1

      Gobar bhakts who got independence after 2014 will not understand what freedom and liberty is. When you are slaves to your owners.

  • @Shinyflubba
    @Shinyflubba 4 месяца назад +1

    Congrats on getting that alleyoop from God

  • @user-td2ii3vg6m
    @user-td2ii3vg6m 4 месяца назад +3

    Hi

  • @thewonderingworld9301
    @thewonderingworld9301 3 месяца назад +1

    boeing has all types of blood on their hands

  • @Bleed.Blue1990
    @Bleed.Blue1990 4 месяца назад +8

    Ah bro get ready for a lot of hate comments by bots or by people nothing better to do who got offended by that Hanuman joke. Knowing you good material for future tho.

    • @kartik-mw2vv
      @kartik-mw2vv 4 месяца назад

      Can you be shut up it's none of your business crap

    • @VARMOT123
      @VARMOT123 4 месяца назад

      Did it get viral on twitter or something ?

    • @VARMOT123
      @VARMOT123 4 месяца назад

      Did he delete it ?

  • @NigerWifeChronicles
    @NigerWifeChronicles 3 месяца назад +1

    His laugh is Indian hee hee

  • @dimitriphotography5673
    @dimitriphotography5673 4 месяца назад

    i wanted to watch more :/

  • @MrSalamander14
    @MrSalamander14 4 месяца назад +1

    These comments are ridiculous😂😂😂

  • @theuniqueboytanmay8625
    @theuniqueboytanmay8625 4 месяца назад +4

    Why u make comments on g o d

  • @Khunal1
    @Khunal1 4 месяца назад

    That’s not his real voice!!

  • @paranjayshukla6039
    @paranjayshukla6039 4 месяца назад +5

    Hanuman ji ne mafi mang

  • @the_parth_
    @the_parth_ 4 месяца назад

    Low effort content , B2C is good for the people you have choose.

  • @BLRBOM
    @BLRBOM 4 месяца назад +2

    Nimesh man- your voice is not audible , spend some money on the AUDIO equipement, dont be a GUJJU .. Keep it up Dude..

  • @user-ds8gf3ki2g
    @user-ds8gf3ki2g 4 месяца назад +7

    Here come all the angry Hindus who can’t take a joke 😂

    • @rvSaturn
      @rvSaturn 4 месяца назад

      Quran is porn comics Book

    • @rvSaturn
      @rvSaturn 4 месяца назад +8

      Q u. Ran is p * r n comics book

    • @backbenchervlogs5040
      @backbenchervlogs5040 4 месяца назад

      Make a joke about Muhammad 😂
      You will no more in the world

    • @backbenchervlogs5040
      @backbenchervlogs5040 4 месяца назад

      God is the not topic to make a joke on

    • @Stw077
      @Stw077 4 месяца назад +1

      @@backbenchervlogs5040or sorry poor baby . You want a napkin

  • @vllamani4976
    @vllamani4976 4 месяца назад

    Fuck

  • @godlgaming9341
    @godlgaming9341 4 месяца назад

    Come to India nimesh we r waiting iykyk

    • @TheGeorgeous
      @TheGeorgeous 3 месяца назад +1

      Bhai tum 2nd class ticket bhi nahi kharred paoge when he comes, kya waiting ? Gau mutra shots peeke so jao

  • @Jigar_maheswari_0_3
    @Jigar_maheswari_0_3 4 месяца назад

    Teri himat kese hui hanumanji ke bare me bol ne ki

    • @Findingnimesh
      @Findingnimesh  4 месяца назад +7

      Because God is on my side 😂

    • @Jigar_maheswari_0_3
      @Jigar_maheswari_0_3 4 месяца назад

      @@Findingnimesh teri himat kese hui

    • @Jigar_maheswari_0_3
      @Jigar_maheswari_0_3 4 месяца назад

      Tu mil mere ko ake

    • @Jigar_maheswari_0_3
      @Jigar_maheswari_0_3 4 месяца назад

      Tu hanuman ji ke bare me bol raha he

    • @SatyaVani-fq1fl
      @SatyaVani-fq1fl 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@Findingnimesh nope, no God can save you....One day an unknown man will reach to you. Till then enjoy

  • @hopexhope8568
    @hopexhope8568 4 месяца назад

    Stop vomiting

  • @arpitadwivedi4335
    @arpitadwivedi4335 4 месяца назад

    Worst

  • @hrremixdj
    @hrremixdj 4 месяца назад +7

    Jai shree Ram 🚩🚩🚩

    • @Findingnimesh
      @Findingnimesh  4 месяца назад +17

      Jai Shri Krishna!!!! Now what? lol

    • @ayushbansal5854
      @ayushbansal5854 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Findingnimesh are you brainless or what now nothing! Just mock allah and jesus once ...wanna see your guts ...to mint money now you have to mock God try some other religion once too

    • @sriramsankar
      @sriramsankar 4 месяца назад +2

      Leave me out of this please

    • @RoniDattaChoudhury
      @RoniDattaChoudhury 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ayushbansal5854he is not your personal wife man 😂😂😂.

    • @Harishrao6154
      @Harishrao6154 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Findingnimesh I think he is greeting you 😅

  • @theuniqueboytanmay8625
    @theuniqueboytanmay8625 4 месяца назад +1

    Why you joke on god?

    • @TheGeorgeous
      @TheGeorgeous 3 месяца назад

      its the funniest thing in the world

  • @Manish93545.
    @Manish93545. 4 месяца назад +2

    You mocking hindu belief it's not right nimesh 😢

    • @adityavlogs3683
      @adityavlogs3683 4 месяца назад +1

      Iski ma kisi or ke sath na soi hoti us rat ko sahi rehta

    • @TheGeorgeous
      @TheGeorgeous 4 месяца назад +4

      Lol. You guys are hilarious children 😂

    • @Manish93545.
      @Manish93545. 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheGeorgeous haha 🤣 very funny comment i pinned your comment(📍je📍s📍us📍)

    • @TheGeorgeous
      @TheGeorgeous 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Manish93545.Making fun of jesus is hilarious and making fun of religious people is even more hilarious.
      If you believe in religion and get hurt by people making fun of it, you don't have a God or belief just insecurities.

  • @animesh_0505
    @animesh_0505 4 месяца назад +4

    Don't play with fire .......Patel, you r disrespecting hanuman ji for your enjoyment n earning.....don't be a silly otherwise u will face lots of problems in ur life.......Hate from India.......U forget ur roots bro this is soo bad👎

  • @amiychandrakar2175
    @amiychandrakar2175 4 месяца назад +6

    Bro How can you be such disrespectful towards your own god 🤬 even if you don't believe in god you don't have any rights to hurt or disrespect anyothers religion in such a manner , Shame On you man😡

    • @RoniDattaChoudhury
      @RoniDattaChoudhury 4 месяца назад +1

      Bcoz our God has no value in Western society

    • @KintolzRED77
      @KintolzRED77 4 месяца назад +1

      😂 you’re a fool

    • @Shourav101
      @Shourav101 4 месяца назад +1

      STFU and learn to take a joke.

    • @TheGeorgeous
      @TheGeorgeous 4 месяца назад +2

      He's a comedian at a comedy show.
      If you want people to respect your god, stay in your temple not a comedy show 😂

    • @amiychandrakar2175
      @amiychandrakar2175 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheGeorgeous We Don't want him or you to respect others feelings just don't disrespect it. Comedy shows are made so that people can have fun and enjoy them, it's not meant for Disrespecting someone's God in such a way. By The way I know you can't Understand it because it has become a trend in your Country to disrespect someone openly without any Enthics and Moral Value , Hollow from Inside.

  • @seniorpeepers
    @seniorpeepers 4 месяца назад +2

    You arent funny at all. Watched the whole video and subscribed, but ridiculously unfunny.

    • @pragatimohitgulati6161
      @pragatimohitgulati6161 4 месяца назад +2

      Went to his inperson show in Sacramento…he had the whole theater cracking up the whole time…this is just crowd work

    • @jacobmorres9817
      @jacobmorres9817 4 месяца назад +2

      Humor is subjective lol. Tons of stuff you find funny others won't and vice versa. I died hard thruout this whole video 😭

    • @bgmcrazy_
      @bgmcrazy_ 4 месяца назад

      ​@@jacobmorres9817what's your funeral date then

  • @prashantmishra9355
    @prashantmishra9355 4 месяца назад +2

    Sudhar ja 😡😡😡😡

  • @raxeev
    @raxeev 4 месяца назад +6

    You are not at all funny.

    • @Findingnimesh
      @Findingnimesh  4 месяца назад +28

      And yet so many people are laughing 🤯

    • @amiychandrakar2175
      @amiychandrakar2175 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Findingnimesh They had to laugh because they paid for it.

    • @rvSaturn
      @rvSaturn 4 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@Findingnimeshcome to India There are many people here waiting for you

    • @pragatimohitgulati6161
      @pragatimohitgulati6161 4 месяца назад +3

      Went to his inperson show in Sacramento…he had the whole theater cracking up the whole time…this is just crowd work

    • @backbenchervlogs5040
      @backbenchervlogs5040 4 месяца назад +2

      ​​@@Findingnimeshyou threatened them to laugh

  • @rosshole
    @rosshole 3 месяца назад +1

    Shannon ❤

  • @dineshnagal07
    @dineshnagal07 4 месяца назад +6

    Worst comedian i've ever seen

    • @Findingnimesh
      @Findingnimesh  4 месяца назад +36

      And yet here you are 😂

    • @dineshnagal07
      @dineshnagal07 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Findingnimesh to see how awful a comedian can be 🤡

    • @Abran07
      @Abran07 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Findingnimeshsavage bro 🪦😂

    • @pragatimohitgulati6161
      @pragatimohitgulati6161 4 месяца назад +3

      Went to his inperson show in Sacramento…he had the whole theater cracking up the whole time…this is just crowd work