Why I Got Kicked Off Stage at Columbia | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @Homerj1117
    @Homerj1117 4 года назад +3713

    "they say im afraid of gay people and hate black people when really its quite the opposite" had me dying

    • @ohtebowah
      @ohtebowah 4 года назад +155

      That was an example of a joke for the comedian lmao

    • @hkaarsenal
      @hkaarsenal 4 года назад +27

      I didnt get it. Please explain

    • @timothymcaleer6480
      @timothymcaleer6480 4 года назад +308

      @@hkaarsenal 'quite the opposite' could mean that he loves both, or it's the opposite in the sense that he hates gay people and is a afraid of black people.

    • @ohtebowah
      @ohtebowah 4 года назад +103

      @@timothymcaleer6480 no he's defo saying he hates gays and fears blacks loool

    • @adampower9757
      @adampower9757 4 года назад +4

      @@ohtebowah ohh . thanks

  • @edturner512
    @edturner512 4 года назад +1803

    As a 62 year old man who's been black all his life that was a funny joke! And it was true. Proving again the best humor is found in the truth.

    • @Dalmater969
      @Dalmater969 4 года назад +8

      Exactly 👍

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 4 года назад +19

      I've often considered being black and gay to be a double-negative.

    • @Jianju69
      @Jianju69 4 года назад +5

      It's only true if you buy into the victim mind set.

    • @eraserhead2063
      @eraserhead2063 3 года назад +15

      Black guy here too. I’m surprised people are offended. You don’t necessarily need thick-skin, just a sense of humour.

    • @ALL_CAPS__
      @ALL_CAPS__ 3 года назад +13

      @@Jianju69 BS. You don't have to be a victim to understand what's going on around you. If you let it stop you from persevering, that's a different story.

  • @Steve-vd3nx
    @Steve-vd3nx 5 лет назад +886

    That “Hey Losers” bit is amazing lmao

    • @Fire_Marshall_Bill
      @Fire_Marshall_Bill 4 года назад +29

      Apparently we would have been the only people in the room that laughed if we had been there.

    • @vrth0mas
      @vrth0mas 4 года назад +32

      @@Fire_Marshall_Bill I volunteered for Bernie and I think that shit is hilarious

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 года назад +7

      I guarantee even Bernie would be laughing as a good portion of his supporter base pre-COVID are losers.

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/rrBxZGWCdgs/видео.html

  • @stayawile14
    @stayawile14 3 года назад +329

    "generation is not soft... Theyre eatin ass with no health insurance" 10/10

  • @kilroy2517
    @kilroy2517 4 года назад +1092

    "when really it's quite the opposite.." An unspoken punchline. Kudos.

    • @董家琪
      @董家琪 4 года назад +40

      I got some Chappelle vibes off that line. Good delivery too.

    • @zitools
      @zitools 4 года назад +10

      best punchline to the whole setup. just needs to be the anchor before the "thanks i'm npatel"

    • @OjiSensei
      @OjiSensei 4 года назад

      Had me chuckling for a bit lol

    • @VShoshanim
      @VShoshanim 4 года назад +9

      @Puss nBoots "They say I'm afraid of gay people and hate black people, when really it's quite the opposite" the joke is he's afraid of black people and hates gay people.

    • @merona1546
      @merona1546 4 года назад +2

      @@VShoshanim I don't understand how that's funny. So he just admitted he IS a homophobe?

  • @MSG685
    @MSG685 4 года назад +1544

    That is a legitimately funny and intelligent joke. The only people getting offended by it are choosing to be offended

    • @alburnett75
      @alburnett75 4 года назад +5

      I absolutely agree

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/rrBxZGWCdgs/видео.html

    • @Dalmater969
      @Dalmater969 4 года назад

      Yep

    • @kenlandon6130
      @kenlandon6130 3 года назад +1

      I'm not a person who cares much for claims of "cancel culture" cause 99% of the time it's just bullshit, but this time I think folks did go too far in their zeal to take offense at stuff.

    • @grouperkng1
      @grouperkng1 3 года назад

      Mmmhm

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 4 года назад +863

    I'm positive Pursey would've loved that joke.

    • @juliecasas4198
      @juliecasas4198 4 года назад +17

      Best comment because it's TRUE

    • @TheChunkyluver53
      @TheChunkyluver53 4 года назад +19

      He gave him the joke

    • @audiofeinz5754
      @audiofeinz5754 3 года назад +3

      He is the one who made it up

    • @goreyboyz8564
      @goreyboyz8564 3 года назад +1

      @jon pork it could be because he changes his jokes. In the original video the gay guys name was fabreeze

    • @Frankygoestohull1
      @Frankygoestohull1 2 года назад

      There is no pursey he made that up . Listen to joe Rogan where instead of pursey it was Fabrice and the story moved to Brooklyn instead of Hell’s Kitchen this guy is a liar.

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 4 года назад +1928

    Wow. How is one dumb enough to not get that joke, but smart enough to get into college?

    • @Paul-ou1rx
      @Paul-ou1rx 4 года назад +87

      Government funded student loans. The college gets paid either way.

    • @AndrewSlacks
      @AndrewSlacks 4 года назад +177

      As a current college student, I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that very dumb people who think they're smart get into college

    • @reckz420
      @reckz420 4 года назад +41

      I guess the more Ivy league school you go to, more snowflake you become, that could be the only explanation.

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/rrBxZGWCdgs/видео.html

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 года назад +5

      @BBD Design he is pretty funny. So is this....
      ruclips.net/video/rrBxZGWCdgs/видео.html

  • @thechaplainisin8598
    @thechaplainisin8598 4 года назад +359

    I'm a 75 year old great grandmother and I found you by accident - happy accident! I'm so glad! Blessings and be safe - and thanks for the laughs!

    • @chipmunk4928
      @chipmunk4928 4 года назад +7

      Keep laughing grandma!! 🙏👍🙏👍

    • @PaperbackDreamsMusic
      @PaperbackDreamsMusic 2 года назад +1

      Keep laughing gran!

    • @vvbvgeneraltsung2913
      @vvbvgeneraltsung2913 2 года назад +1

      Awsome your a badass grandma, your grandkids and great grandkids must be extra lucky🙏

    • @firstlast476
      @firstlast476 2 года назад +2

      I miss my grandma's 😟

    • @Xinnie_The_Flu
      @Xinnie_The_Flu Год назад +2

      Stay healthy grandma, youre adorable.❤

  • @slow_rednline4874
    @slow_rednline4874 4 года назад +517

    As a straight black man..that joke was absolutely on point. Being black is hard enough as is 🤘🏾

    • @Robisquick
      @Robisquick Год назад +1

      No demographic truly knows how difficult it is to be another demographic. Respect to you though.

    • @jagerpetroni4495
      @jagerpetroni4495 Год назад +2

      Man try to be a Mexican!!

    • @eastvern5147
      @eastvern5147 Год назад

      @@jagerpetroni4495 fuck yeah! Need to increase my taco intake or something?

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 месяцев назад

      @@Robisquick Can't know in the sense of personal experience, but we've all heard the stories of driving/walking/jogging while black.

    • @Robisquick
      @Robisquick 5 месяцев назад

      @@marshwetland3808 Yes. The real question is. Does the amount of stories that are spread match the amount of situations that actually happen. While I actually am liberal with social ideas like blacks people still dealing with the aftereffects of history, it’s still important to have a healthy understanding of just how frequent a narrative gets pushed relative to how often shit happens. But yes being black generally is gonna be harder than being white today.

  • @ashutoshsharmash
    @ashutoshsharmash 4 года назад +186

    "Fuck Taco Tuesday, there should be Tandoori Thursday."
    That was funny 🤣🤣

  • @williampursey7567
    @williampursey7567 4 года назад +282

    When you last name is Pursey...

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 4 года назад +130

    "Nah Tuck you too thirsty for this"
    God that whole lineup was beautiful.

  • @janeholland1399
    @janeholland1399 4 года назад +430

    I’m a 72 yr old Australian woman , I’ve just watched this, cracked up laughing and have to say you’ve restored my faith in America!

    • @henryrollins9177
      @henryrollins9177 4 года назад +1

      *the juice media*

    • @eleanordixon9678
      @eleanordixon9678 4 года назад +10

      Hello from Holland! I am 71 years old and I think he is hilarious.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 года назад +1

      I'm an American and i wish he'd restored my faith in America.. sadly its going to take a little more this time... it really screwed the pooch this time

    • @tundrawomansays5067
      @tundrawomansays5067 4 года назад +1

      I read your comment as an old American widow broad and just cracked up laughin that you have zombies in the Land Down Under! Clearly!
      Last I knew your country and everyone in it was being incinerated or to put it in polite speak: “Cremation Donations Voluntary or Otherwise Made Here.” I think they had a “Go Fire Me” because the cost of dyin’ there is a hella lot less than the cost of livin’ there.

    • @CovidConQuitTheCensorship
      @CovidConQuitTheCensorship 2 года назад

      @@tundrawomansays5067 the land of zombies now for sure

  • @Lishkafe
    @Lishkafe 4 года назад +133

    He sounds like he just woke up from a phone call and his telling his friend about his day, half sleeping

    • @Tzar-Athi
      @Tzar-Athi 4 года назад +4

      #weedpower

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 месяцев назад

      @@Tzar-Athi lol. I've known lots of Indians, but none that talk the way he does. Interesting way of speaking.

  • @kushlinfield7106
    @kushlinfield7106 Год назад +72

    I’m a 107 year old great great grandfather and, on behalf of all centenarians, I can safely say that you are hilarious

    • @af2585
      @af2585 6 месяцев назад +2

      you are impressive!

    • @maxpeterson8616
      @maxpeterson8616 6 месяцев назад +1

      You look very young for your age.

    • @user-pq7jj3vs3e
      @user-pq7jj3vs3e 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wow. I agree. I just turned 110.

    • @biggs8440
      @biggs8440 5 месяцев назад +1

      150 years old hea lmao

  • @koreee_alexx7905
    @koreee_alexx7905 4 года назад +303

    The problem is they heard the words “black” and “gay” and immediately got offended because everyone’s afraid of the truth these days smh. Whenever you mention a specific group even if the comment is positive ppl are gonna get upset because for some reason it’s deemed taboo to even speak of certain topics unfortunately. Those ppl have no sense of humor and really his joke wasn’t really a joke, it was honestly a real life issue that they just weren’t ready for.

    • @jerryvelasco1474
      @jerryvelasco1474 3 года назад +5

      I don't think so, plenty of comedians make fun of other groups of people all the time. The black people I know family and friends can usually take even some of the most stereotypical border line racists jokes. It's the other group the LGB whatever, look at what they are trying to do to Dave Chappelle. It's literally everyone is free for all except the LG community.

    • @Kiwipeanutlove
      @Kiwipeanutlove 2 года назад +1

      That’s not why they got offended believe me.

    • @Kiwipeanutlove
      @Kiwipeanutlove 2 года назад +1

      It’s a life issue for you, not for Columbia students of any race. They got offended because they don’t have hardships that most of the people have. I’m an alumnae. I personally didn’t care about the joke but it’s reasonable that younger generation did.

    • @koreee_alexx7905
      @koreee_alexx7905 2 года назад

      @@Kiwipeanutlove idk what you’re talking about

    • @Kiwipeanutlove
      @Kiwipeanutlove 2 года назад +4

      @@koreee_alexx7905 “no one would chose to be gay if they were already black…. Because no black person in America ever wakes up and thinks this shit is too easy” it’s not funny for that audience and I’m pretty sure it never even occurred to them that they are supposed to feel some sort of hardship because of their race or because they are gay. It wasn’t a good choice of a joke for that environment, that’s it. He made a mistake with his audience. Happens.

  • @End3rWi99in
    @End3rWi99in 4 года назад +52

    Getting kicked off stage is the only reason I learned about your comedy. Great work, Columbia University on that Streisand Effect! Love the work man.

  • @ukulkarni
    @ukulkarni 3 года назад +101

    Thanks Columbia Univ for making him popular. He is a very good comedian

  • @Jtmurph222
    @Jtmurph222 4 года назад +37

    "Quite the opposite"
    Took me a second. Top Notch! Had me rolling!

  • @rohanpant4734
    @rohanpant4734 4 года назад +433

    He Should've ended it with "I'm Nimesh, thanks everyone for coming out, and Mike Pence for not!" :D

    • @coreyings4597
      @coreyings4597 4 года назад +5

      Rohan Pant fucking hilarious!!!

    • @duket.8598
      @duket.8598 4 года назад +3

      Well played...

    • @Joiedevivredesilives
      @Joiedevivredesilives 4 года назад

      Whaaat Pence hasnt come out

    • @megahedgehog8649
      @megahedgehog8649 4 года назад +5

      He's totally gonna use that, I can see it. Don't forget to pay the man, Nimesh, it's a good line.

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 4 года назад +2

      Imma be real wit ya, chief. His actual ending was way better than this.

  • @wajn4785
    @wajn4785 4 года назад +114

    Thats what comedians are supposed to do offend and touch nerves in a funny way, right.

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 4 года назад +97

    Man, it took me a solid minute to realize the audio wasn’t recorded over.

    • @reckz420
      @reckz420 4 года назад +1

      Exactly! The first few seconds I thought it was being narrated by a voiceover.

  • @allanroser1070
    @allanroser1070 4 года назад +102

    Reporter famously asked Sammy Davis Jr at a Golf course what his handicap was... "I'm a one-eyed black Jew with a drinking problem..." was the reply 🤣

  • @stefanienava
    @stefanienava 4 года назад +73

    "Hello Losers!" LOL I love Bernie and that joke was hilarious. We all knew he didn't have a chance.

    • @mahumike7531
      @mahumike7531 4 года назад +5

      SO true. Amazing how Americans can be herded constantly to vote against their own best interests

    • @drftjuice
      @drftjuice 4 года назад +8

      We love constantly paying for corporate bailouts and tax breaks for the rich

    • @siddharthnandi8567
      @siddharthnandi8567 4 года назад +2

      @@drftjuice what's funny was bernie supporters don't pay taxes

    • @drftjuice
      @drftjuice 4 года назад

      @@siddharthnandi8567 didn't realize 45 is a Bernie supporter

    • @monicabeaston4996
      @monicabeaston4996 5 месяцев назад

      ​@siddharthnandi8567 sure we do.

  • @JenJenJen666
    @JenJenJen666 2 года назад +23

    I graduated from Columbia. I found you on TikTok and I really like your jokes. Will buy tickets to see you!

  • @sunshaman
    @sunshaman 4 года назад +17

    "These kids are eating ass, and no one has health insurance"

  • @DeepPockets5
    @DeepPockets5 4 года назад +42

    That was FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! Very witty, good timing. I appreciate the risk and the honesty.

  • @siliconterbulance
    @siliconterbulance 4 года назад +188

    My man Putting some tandoori sheekh kababs in puja after that show.

  • @DrinkinMars
    @DrinkinMars 4 года назад +75

    "I'm not going to fight a bunch of break dancers" had me dying 😂😂😂 too many asians trying to break dance

  • @klbj94fm
    @klbj94fm 5 лет назад +1328

    He's famous now. I got here thru Joe Rogan Podcast and never heard of this guy. He is fxxkin funnyy!🤪

    • @thatsagoose4039
      @thatsagoose4039 5 лет назад +9

      dude he was already pretty famous already

    • @jdc4316
      @jdc4316 5 лет назад +4

      Thats a goose no he wasn’t

    • @kaguth
      @kaguth 5 лет назад +18

      Yeah, that Columbia crowd was so annoying but in the end, it helped him. I'm happy for the guy.

    • @donhav7654
      @donhav7654 4 года назад +16

      Facts tho he also look like an Indian Sylvester Stallone.😂

    • @everythinggaming7938
      @everythinggaming7938 4 года назад

      he aint famous

  • @rcnewman51.
    @rcnewman51. 3 года назад +20

    “I’m not gunna fight a bunch of breakdancers”💀😭😂 totally worth spitting my coffee out!🔥

  • @richardcaraballo4947
    @richardcaraballo4947 4 года назад +853

    How are comedians like Amy Schumer more popular than this guy

  • @_Damian_.
    @_Damian_. 4 года назад +177

    People trying to be offended on the behalf of others who aren't offended at all.

    • @Droemar
      @Droemar 4 года назад +17

      I'm a progressive socialist, but in the last two years I've noticed this happening a lot. We need to give a voice to the powerless, not speak for them like their grievances are our own.

    • @flclub54
      @flclub54 4 года назад +1

      @@Droemar Well said.

    • @theGoldjey
      @theGoldjey 4 года назад +4

      definitely and by doing that we are taking their voice! If we stand up and talk about it instead of them. Instead of listening for once. If someone cracks a light hearted joke about stereotypes for example to a black friend who am I to be offended if he is not. There is REAL HATE out there a lot of it. We should not waste resources on those who came from a light-hearted, good place.

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 4 года назад

      @@Droemar Lol

    • @Droemar
      @Droemar 4 года назад +4

      @@johnjackson9767 The bottom line, really, is that Americans have less protected rights than other first world countries. We don't have the right to healthcare, we don't have the right to quality of life, we don't have the right to rest, or the right to livable wages or education. The answer to everything, EVERYTHING, is just "Work harder." Which, if you're disabled, like I am, is "Get fucked."
      The horse from Animal Farm, Boxer, said "I must work harder."
      Since democratic socialism appears to address those issues, that strikes me as progressive. A rising tide lifts all boats, and in the US it's like "Whoa, whoa, wait a moment: what if somebody ends up getting what they don't deserve?"
      Libraries are progressive policy. Who doesn't deserve the right to go to a library?

  • @tinalindsey1598
    @tinalindsey1598 2 года назад +22

    I’m a southern republican and I’ve never been offended by you! You’re a comedian! Comedy is what keeps the world from sucking!!! Love you Nimesh!!!! Come to Atlanta!!!

  • @gokulzerone
    @gokulzerone 4 года назад +782

    Why isn't there any space between the mic and the wall?

    • @johndebruin5008
      @johndebruin5008 4 года назад +252

      because there's a person there

    • @gokulzerone
      @gokulzerone 4 года назад +100

      @@johndebruin5008 Damn! I didn't see that. Thanks for enlightening me.

    • @taahaabbasi645
      @taahaabbasi645 4 года назад +44

      @@johndebruin5008 you deserve an award😂😂😂

    • @rahulbirari401
      @rahulbirari401 4 года назад +28

      Because (I assume) its in Newyork.

    • @tracymiller1149
      @tracymiller1149 4 года назад +16

      I was thinking the same thing. Seemed very claustrophobic.

  • @rohannm
    @rohannm 4 года назад +77

    Chill and laidback comedy! Good delivery, and consistently made me laugh throughout the set! 🤣

  • @ChocolateMilkCultLeader
    @ChocolateMilkCultLeader 4 года назад +199

    Imagine kicking out a comedian for telling jokes

    • @archraskal
      @archraskal 4 года назад +5

      It's easy. Remember the "scandal" around Roseanne Barr's middle of the night tweet? It cost her a highly rated television show. The condemnation she received was ridiculous.

    • @TheLoveweaver
      @TheLoveweaver 4 года назад +10

      @@archraskal but that wasn't funny. 🤔

    • @JohnBock-nq9lr
      @JohnBock-nq9lr 7 месяцев назад +1

      Lenny Bruce was ARRESTED in San Francisco in the early 60s for saying " cocksucker" on stage!
      He was also arrested in Chicago for joking about the catholic church...too bad society hasn't grown one bit....most of these cancel culture morons have never known a society where they cannot say what they want ...so apparently, they're trying to create one.

  • @noegojimmy
    @noegojimmy 4 года назад +46

    I accidentally bumped with Nimesh on RUclips.
    I've never heard about him, I still haven't listen enough, but I can already say I love him.
    The "Fuck off" attitude and relentless search of personal and global truth threw comedy he is presenting is to be envious of.
    Hat down all the way from Bosnia.

  • @user-jk9zr3sc5h
    @user-jk9zr3sc5h 2 года назад +7

    that "quite the opposite" joke is fuckin gold

  • @augustlilly
    @augustlilly 4 года назад +40

    I was amused in the first half and legit lol'd in the second. I'm a fan.

  • @quinnamcnamara
    @quinnamcnamara 5 лет назад +34

    This should have more views.
    Love your work homie! bless up

  • @The88Cheat
    @The88Cheat 4 года назад +10

    "Nah Tuck. You too thirsty for this." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @valenciajohn3043
    @valenciajohn3043 4 года назад +26

    He's alright like a person who's not afraid to speak the truth but with laughter, no better way to be! Keep on, keeping on!

  • @mohammadirtezarizvi841
    @mohammadirtezarizvi841 3 года назад +202

    This feels very much like what Dave Chapelle does. Nimesh isn't just trying to bury something in the past and move on, rather he's trying to man up, rise upto the ocassion, dissect it infront of live audience,ruminate what went wrong, save his face and be funny at the same time. Absolutely Brilliant!! This guy is really going places.

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 2 года назад +15

      i think nimesh is much much better at navigating laser beams. chapelle used to be a genius at dodging them. now he gets hit every show, on purpose, because he knows it furthers his career. which is so strange coming from a guy who passed over millions of dollars for the sake of his own independence and morality.
      i have mixed feelings about chapelle. i really want to love him, i truly do, but it feels like he’s willfully ignorant at times and that’s the last thing a comedian should be. i’m not saying he isn’t woke enough, but at times he comes at social problems from an incredibly personal and anecdotal perspective instead of looking at the larger issues.

    • @yeetyahh950
      @yeetyahh950 2 года назад +2

      last thing nimesh is EVER trying to do is save his face 💀 he said what he said

    • @yuvraj6724
      @yuvraj6724 2 года назад +2

      I think he is copying Chapelle's style and delivery maybe unintentionally but there is a resemblance

    • @drluswala
      @drluswala 2 года назад +2

      Guantanamo

    • @agin1519
      @agin1519 Год назад

      @@tonoornottono yeh he’s got old, figured out he’s not up and comer no more and he’s losing his filter. Started playing to the early bird special crowd more and more, cos that’s more and more what he is.

  • @dz_ca
    @dz_ca 4 года назад +15

    Broken comedy at matchless (RIP) was always the best night of my week. The darker and more personal the jokes got, the better it felt. Thanks for doing what you do, keep up the good fight

  • @wks197980
    @wks197980 4 года назад +68

    I happened to be Indian when I was hired. I'm white now so it's cool. ☠️

  • @armanddehorta
    @armanddehorta 5 лет назад +99

    I love how he is pretty much being comedic with the story and it turned into more material for his stand up so rock on! Funny ass guy. :D

  • @nike9769
    @nike9769 4 года назад +25

    Can't believe I'm only just discovering this guy LMAO!!!

  • @franciscogalhetas9954
    @franciscogalhetas9954 4 года назад +93

    man as a bernie supporter if I was at that rally I would have died laughing at the "hey losers"

  • @sb-b3071
    @sb-b3071 4 года назад +12

    I had never heard of Nimesh until this morning. This is hilarious. Looking forward to watching the special.

  • @jaspersmythe6014
    @jaspersmythe6014 4 года назад +47

    Barry White, an Indian, and a pot dealer walk into a bar....out comes Nimesh Patel.

    • @IthacaDon
      @IthacaDon 6 месяцев назад

      That's funny! We'll done!

  • @NyleChyld
    @NyleChyld 4 года назад +5

    "everyone is eating ass and no one has health insurance"
    *dead*

  • @allenetube
    @allenetube 4 года назад +40

    I want to thank you for inspiring me. I'm a comedian/actor. I love your honesty and it reminded me of a bit I wrote years ago but never had the clarity or the courage to tell. It's about how there are insane and sane people of every race. I'm going to try it out as soon as I get a chance to hit the stage again after all this covid sadness.

  • @vectorm4
    @vectorm4 4 года назад +11

    "This black sh*t - too easy." That was funny.

  • @monkeypolicd
    @monkeypolicd 4 года назад +30

    This dude has no chill lol. Best kind of comedy lol.

    • @thisismetoday
      @thisismetoday 4 года назад

      What? He's so chill. He doesn't give a shit

  • @tamimh
    @tamimh 4 года назад +86

    This guy has an element of Dave chapelle in him. That's a dangerous mix. I hope he becomes a big star!

    • @anshuuu9708
      @anshuuu9708 2 года назад

      Exactly, I also felt that way and I have many people saying this in comments of his other videos.

  • @CH-ls7ye
    @CH-ls7ye 4 года назад +15

    Can't believe I only came across him now hahahaha
    What an intelligent, charming and hilarious way to handle the drama. I vibe with this man. Gotta go binge all his stuff now.

  • @atbattson
    @atbattson 4 года назад +15

    Very interesting observations on life and the situation, especially at the end. Hysterical too. I think I found a new comedian to follow. Thanks for sharing.

  • @oregonhighway
    @oregonhighway 4 года назад +11

    Damn near choked on my cereal watching this early Saturday morning. Sweet Jebus, great way to start the day 🤣

  • @JDiculous1
    @JDiculous1 4 года назад +71

    Dude's actually pretty funny, got a new fan

  • @paulgriffin8566
    @paulgriffin8566 4 года назад +15

    Nimesh, many many thanks. An antidote for the strange times we find ourselves in. Peace be with you brother. Would love to catch your act in Australia when this madness is done with.

  • @hedi3274
    @hedi3274 4 года назад +7

    This is so good, the lines Nimesh walks, so funny yet so loaded with commentary.

  • @VelvetVoice
    @VelvetVoice 4 года назад +5

    RUclips brought me here, I’m happy to say. Hadn’t heard of Nimesh before, so, make that double-happy: always a buzz to make a new discovery. Dude is hilarious. Great understated deadpan delivery - keep doing what you’re doing, squire! 👍

  • @bigwill795
    @bigwill795 5 лет назад +303

    Why nimesh laugh like kawhi Leonard? Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 4 года назад +6

      I can't stop picturing that now 😂

    • @aalonboots
      @aalonboots 4 года назад +6

      i looked thru the comments to make sure i didnt clone a comment lol

    • @plabanpratim5202
      @plabanpratim5202 4 года назад +1

      Totally

    • @sneakernickel
      @sneakernickel 4 года назад

      You forgot to write "does."

    • @aalonboots
      @aalonboots 4 года назад +3

      @@sneakernickel wow what an intellectual

  • @runnergo1398
    @runnergo1398 3 года назад +13

    You deserve your own show on TV or to be one of the people on The Daily Show. Keep on keeping on!

  • @melanietoth1376
    @melanietoth1376 4 года назад +7

    He is both cute and funny as heck! He talks like it's a conversation...perfectly relaxed and casual. Love it!

  • @jameshughes1641
    @jameshughes1641 4 года назад +11

    How is this guy not have more subscribers. He’s funnier than most of the main stream comedians out there

  • @humanze
    @humanze 3 года назад +8

    What I love about Nimesh Patel is that you're never sure if his contempt for his audience is genuine or part of the act. He never lets on. Nobody can work a crowd like this dude. Brilliant comedian.

  • @christinaheuer7169
    @christinaheuer7169 4 года назад +105

    Take older comedians advice when they says to NEVER perform at colleges.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 года назад +6

      @Boyd well, some folks think its racists to categorize.. tho these days seems like some will think its racists not to..

  • @jigglypuff1303
    @jigglypuff1303 4 года назад +7

    I'm just coming across this. Ur funny af. Most people can take a joke but alot cant. Ur hilarious

  • @Russpng
    @Russpng 4 года назад +17

    The gay Pence part was hilarious. Made my day.

  • @mahumike7531
    @mahumike7531 4 года назад +30

    probably not the first but im gay and i laffed my ass off

  • @evanwhite2680
    @evanwhite2680 5 лет назад +160

    Who’s here from Joe Rogan suggestions

  • @RicanNY7
    @RicanNY7 4 года назад +6

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 that Pence joke was hilarious. Lmao

  • @VP-wt5dv
    @VP-wt5dv 4 года назад +8

    « Hello loosers » ... “ever been started at by a room full of people with purple hair » accurate af 😂😂😂

  • @meridethtohayes
    @meridethtohayes 4 года назад +3

    I'm Very Glad I ran across this video!
    I Love your work, Nimesh!!!
    Thank You!

  • @mr.impatient4850
    @mr.impatient4850 4 года назад +36

    I can imagine Asian version of Dave Chappelle .... ✍️ 🔥🔥🔥

  • @57drdlk
    @57drdlk 4 года назад +177

    Nimesh, as a gay black man who is somewhat of a comedian myself (a few years ago I ran for president of the U.S. {in drag} ) and that joke you told is one of the funniest I have ever heard coming from the mouth of a straight man. I usually don't give breeders...oops! sorry. Straight people, especially men, any credit for being aware that much. Fuck. Now I'm gonna have to take some of my own medicine and not put everyone in the same basket, huh? Thanks a lot, Patel.

    • @jlyo1991
      @jlyo1991 4 года назад +13

      I don’t know why I’d never heard the term breeders but my life was incomplete without it. I love it. Calling myself straight is boring.

    • @onemorepinacolada5356
      @onemorepinacolada5356 4 года назад +8

      breeders lmfao.

    • @ISa-jy8ol
      @ISa-jy8ol 4 года назад

      I thought this shit was funny too....
      ruclips.net/video/rrBxZGWCdgs/видео.html

    • @Ishbu101
      @Ishbu101 3 года назад

      stop spreading gastro-intestinal parasites...use a dental dam.

    • @GoogleUserX
      @GoogleUserX Год назад +1

      Breeders )))
      It's like "why you don't smoke? wanna live long, you silly natty?" ))

  • @bennywolf2169
    @bennywolf2169 4 года назад +1357

    He is Indian, but claimed to be white, while sounding black.

    • @BoilerBloodline
      @BoilerBloodline 4 года назад +27

      Ben Wolf I read your comment in Mitch Hedberg’s voice.

    • @valenciajohn3043
      @valenciajohn3043 4 года назад +23

      So what's the problem?

    • @bennywolf2169
      @bennywolf2169 4 года назад +8

      ​@@valenciajohn3043 ???

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 4 года назад +8

      He’s a smore.

    • @JahMagne223
      @JahMagne223 4 года назад +5

      @@valenciajohn3043 so whats the meed to not understand comedy?

  • @BanditBlitz76
    @BanditBlitz76 5 лет назад +31

    dude deserves all the laughs

  • @Nauxman
    @Nauxman Год назад +2

    You've got balls off steel man! Big up to you!!
    I Would love to see you here in Toronto!!!!

  • @StevenAllotey
    @StevenAllotey 4 года назад +93

    Anytime I hear about a comedian getting flack for an insensitive joke I almost immediately become a fan when I see their stand up

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 4 года назад

      Only ones who can truly can themselves "comedians".

  • @aquinojose94
    @aquinojose94 2 года назад +5

    “My kind of Asian but also the kind you’re picturing” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I say this at work, most people think Asians are only Chinese and don’t realize India is also in Asia 😂

  • @shelbytrue4848
    @shelbytrue4848 4 года назад +11

    I LOVE that Jared Fried asks if he got paid 😂😂😂

  • @neu-ter
    @neu-ter 4 года назад +6

    I'm only 7 minutes into my second introduction to you but I think you might be what gets me through this pandemic

  • @ThatZeroPlays
    @ThatZeroPlays 4 года назад +11

    This whole thing was great, but when you said line about this generations kids being gangster because they invented eatin ass, and do it with no health insurance. Lost it. Holy shit, that hit me so hard. lmao

  • @bradenvankirk291
    @bradenvankirk291 4 года назад +3

    I'm so high that at one point I thought the shadow from his head was a giant bushy ponytail. LMAO

    • @deathkissgoodbye
      @deathkissgoodbye 4 года назад +2

      Dude I thought the whole time he had bushy jaimiacan hair then I realized it was a shadow and I’m not even high.

  • @thethreespikes9737
    @thethreespikes9737 4 года назад +7

    You are an addictive man. Glad I found ya. 🤘

  • @juliekrolak1450
    @juliekrolak1450 4 года назад +7

    You are so funny! Thank you for making my day!

  • @bhagmeister
    @bhagmeister 4 года назад +13

    tandoori thursday - i like. btw, True on Pence.

  • @poisonivy745
    @poisonivy745 4 года назад +1

    OMG this was FUCKING HILARIOUS.

  • @lycandemon6167
    @lycandemon6167 5 лет назад +300

    Definitely soft society. This man is hilarious though.

    • @atithi8
      @atithi8 4 года назад +10

      If Don Rickles was invited to do a show at any Uni, they would know what's out of line now, is just pure bs. No one knows how to laugh at anything remotely non-pc

    • @wraith1066
      @wraith1066 4 года назад +4

      Blame the previous generations. Boomers created the "every child is special" nonsense. Poor kids today are having to figure things out. But they really aren't that soft. Most of the people who served in Iraq and Afghanistan are millennials. That's not soft at all.

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 4 года назад

      @@wraith1066 Veterans aren't kicking comedians off stage. And they're a tiny percent of the population.

    • @jackxiao9702
      @jackxiao9702 2 года назад

      But it's not even soft, it just makes no sense.

  • @TheTerminator1919
    @TheTerminator1919 4 года назад +33

    I thought it was a narrator at first but it was actually him talking

  • @jimmyholloway8527
    @jimmyholloway8527 4 года назад +5

    I laughed the most at his smile right after, "But really, it's quite the opposite."

  • @bryanoutside
    @bryanoutside 4 года назад +3

    Loved your bit. It gives me hope that someday we will get to the other side of this. Keep going!

  • @JFedd
    @JFedd 2 года назад +6

    Nimesh seems like the dopest friend to have.. luv this guys humor 🤣🤣

  • @TerrillFischer
    @TerrillFischer 4 года назад +5

    😆😆"Nah Tuck you too thirsty for this. ain't coming on your goofy ass show." @8:05 -8:20

  • @robertbetts5129
    @robertbetts5129 4 года назад +7

    Bro!!! I wish I could hit the 👍 button a thousand times!!! You just got yourself a new Sub and a new fan!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @icetredotnet6473
    @icetredotnet6473 2 года назад +2

    “Sometimes Comedy, is for the Comedian”