Indian Jokes Only | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2023
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Dad is cool but mom's got all the stuff . What an analogy lol 🤣
u knew who was white and black by that analogy hahahaha
@@mendi02 yeah mum is white people
@@mendi02 it was pretty funny, but not all whites are successful That’s obvious in this country.
That line definitely got my attention....lol
@@VARMOT123he ain't talking about his parents race dummy. Both his parents are Indian
Bro I saw you in San Antonio a few days back you did amazing man, i love your shorts but watching your set in person was even greater. Hope you continue to make it out here. Peace and love!
Thank you 🙏🏾
@@Findingnimesh Jug jug jiyo bade bhai 😅
I’m Navajo and his comedy is relatable as an Indian Man
😂 as an Indian I concur too
Uske aage kuch ke sirf relatable
I am West Indian and I can also relate...lol
@@firebadwatergood431 i am indian i don't
@@alphamale..7 nimesh is gujrati fir be he is not retailable
2:22 black Vs white Americans
2:58 white problems
3:50 Starbucks
4:17 Indian entry prevention history lesson
5:13 yoga
5:58 telemarketing
6:20 clock
7:30 dating , white struggle
8:20 race traitor
10:20 personal traitor
11:00 Indian Hollywood
This guy will rise up I'm happy to see indians becoming popular and getting enough representation
good comics yes - this one's awful
Indians have plenty of representation… they have an entire country with one of the biggest populations, one of the most successful combined film industries and the fastest growing economy in the world. They already own tons of businesses in the US. Yes they suffered at the hands of the British empire with over 40 million dead. That being said, they are just fine.
You wrote all that just to say that Indian people are doing fine? Okay. @@toshoshi1551
He's American
@@toshoshi1551 He's saying in the US.... Indian population is like 1%... so they need more representation...
and as another topic, Indians in US really struggle in dating market due to the weird stereotypes... so that weird
12 years a med student 😂😂😂. Great one 👍🏻
Even though I have watched most of these jokes before this never fails to crack me up.
I noticed up here in NE that Indians don't own any businesses that sell any sort of beef. They own Popeyes chickens, Dunkins and places like that. I understand them not eating beef but it also seems as though they won't sell it either.
Muslim and Sikh Indians eat beef
alot eat and sell too.
Dunkin' has sausages from what I remember
Muslims don't sell pork.. Christians don't sell dog meat...whats big deal
How strange to be principled .. extremely un-American
Just saw Nimesh's show tonight in Phoenix! It was great! I was busting a nut laughing so hard! I wish Nimesh all the success, he's funny, humble and is a great comedian! Thank you sir!
"There's a vibe of Indian dudes who've been gentrified, and I think I embody that vibe" ☠️🤡🤭
“12 years a med student” ❤
This is so good. Lucky for the people who attend, he's gonna go big soon!
Dope haha, hadn't heard some of these before. Love your delivery dude!
Great video. Far better than most stand ups these days . Not punching down . Good clever comedy . Carlin-esque
Definitely, he takes comedy to a higher neurological level....lol
I'm an Indian from India and I loved this shit. Don't know why I felt like mentioning the first part though. But yeah. Keep it up!
You're one of my favorites bro, effortlessly funny. You gotta come to CT some time
Love the dry humor. Come to Seattle Nimesh,!
Nimesh is gonna explode on internet like Schulz pretty soon. Is there an Australian tour coming up?
Dunkin Donuts; "Dont Ask, Dont Tell"
The more I watch your videos, the more I like you. You deserve your own netflix show.
Great set.
Just what I needed to start the week properly
Lmao this is great
I got my name as Kumar in Starbucks as well.
Kumar doesn’t have any consonants in common with my name 😂😂
LMFAOOOOOOO they didn’t even try to hear yo name just put the first indian name they could think of on there dawg
in before someone comments "this guy only ever does jokes about indians 🙄"
What?
Yes he do
This shit is fire bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dad joke following around fitness trainers was hilarious.
"i'm addicted to heroin" lmaoo
You are funny man!! Love❤ from India
There are 50+ Columbia level suspensions in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thing is his jokes are real... And celebral.... It takes a moment to get it.
The fact that you misspelled cerebral makes this comment so much better.
I CEREBRATE YOU, BLO!!
@@squeet6831 no thanks to autocorrect 🤪
I’m watching this in the Maldives 🇲🇻
Where, I'm here too. Geo drop.
I know why
@@moon-ry8bb I was at Ayada Resort
@@mckezikgive me your passport bank detsils
Go Eat some. Curry. !!!!!
Why wouldn't i do that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So happy this came in my timeline
Lol
yo thats fireeee
Nimesh, please come to Vancouver Canada!
Where I'm from the Indians often own the 711s but the gas pump never works.
Genuinely funny and natural.
You put every American typical stand up comedian on one side and stand uniquely on the other. You are a new age genius like Kapil Sharma in India, just that you seem more impromptu. Simply relaxing to watch you.
Naaah
This man is better than kapil sharma hands down
@@bonemarrow3439 lol
@@bonemarrow3439 I would not say that. Kapil and his team are a blockbuster unparalleled.
@@narayaniyer7363 bruh kapil is cringe and stoopid asf.
You deserve more popularity in india like if someone google Russel Peter your name should come up
Many indian "indentured servants" (slaves) come to usa to build their railways. The majority of indians came in the 20th century, but a sizable chunk came much before that. They built homes and even were trading and opening clubs, but a racust law was passed against indians owning the business, and everything was taken away from them. One such businessman took his own life by blowing up himself with his property out of frustration of his businesses being taken away everytume he starts something.
12 Years a Med Student! LOL
Love the voice
I just booked my tickets for March 4th in Charlotte 😊😊😊
it's sad that they know they're not Indians, but we all accept calling them Indians
What
You turned into Hedberg there for a second haha. Love it, baby
Represent!!!!
Bruh you're the funniest Indian comic out right now.
You are brilliant!!! ❤
2:15 Non align movement 2.0
Med student joke😂😂😂😂
Rooting for Nimesh 💯
real good jokes
I love your jokes 😁
I dont
@@jethu2945then watch something else, this aint your space
I hope to meet you in person one day...😂
I wrote a paper back in college about the Indians on HB1 vesas stealing the good jobs. everyone in the class thought I was crazy. LOL
Yeah but they’re terrified of losing their jobs and getting kicked out of the country and work insane hours that most native born individuals would refuse too.
m the new sanjay in this beautiful country. man your jokes are relatable!
Legend
Mast hai bhai tu👌
Bro come to Toronto
See you in Phoenix
Love ya
love the handful of shots of angry white women in the crowd lol, they must be fun at parties
@6:15
😂😂
good clip
😂
Perfect timing I needed something to watch while I'm getting ready for my sugar daddy date. Love you man, thanks for the laughs ❤️
Tf
The sugar daddy better be Indian
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
You go girl 😘😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's a win win 🏆
Well don't bitch yog please
Anyways it's hilarious
Huh?
The Kesha tiktok joke has aged well
Yeah.. Dunkin Donuts baby...
Wish to see you in Europe
as a kumar I can confirm it was mine
Was that really Mom & Dad sitting there...???
888th👍 LFG Nimesh out here funny as ever 😂
Snag me a Sanjay 😂😂😂
😅😅😅 snag me a Sanjay 😅😅😅
Nimesh is the best
good jokes :)) btw the difference between white and dark skin is just some have more melanin hormone. :) same same but different :)
I'm four minutes in and so far I like this
It's refreshing to hear an Indian American to admit that, as a people group, they are essentially white. I've been thinking this since living in the Bay Area. The disparity between Indian and white (or any other Asian ethnicity, for that matter) is almost nil compared to the disparity between white and black.
Well the thing is Indians who migrate to US, EU etc are already well to do when they leave India and they build even more on that.
@@rishavmalveeya not really.. most come from villages of Andra Pradesh. But they make less emotional and more economic choices.
@@RAIRADIO LoL i know USA to Andhra people is like Canada to Punjabis but most who immigrate to USA from India are techies and getting BTech from a reputed Engineering College isn't mostly for people from villages of Andhra or of any other places in India. Even a upper middle class person find it hard to immigrate to US bc it's very costly to move to US.
depends on when and where they settled down, and how much money they make. also, the bay area is not like most of the US. i'm from LA, and i can tell you we are not essentially white; however, we definitely don't get treated as bad as other brown folks.
@@rishavmalveeya No its not expensive... the companies sponsor your visa. And its sheer hardwork and parents living frugally to pay for tuitions that get them engineering degree. Its not correct to portray it like they were born with a silver spoon. And even a well off person in India is a poor person in USA. Your savings are in rupees.
I'm Animesh .... You're a Nimesh.... Barumptssss....
stand up scene is getting bigger in India.. TALK TO YOUR MANAGER ..
but most of them are bleh and don't have the freedom of speech to punch up the powerful that is where the best comedy comes from
@@VARMOT123 lol, watch vipul goyal, he punches it pretty hard...
12 yrs a med student!!
Yo Nimz. Was there a time when the joke about your ex having a Boyfriend name Nimesh, stopped at, "her boyfriend was Nimesh" .. and then a few reiterations later, added.. "that was more personal than funny"...
I mean the joke writing process here
😎🤣😁
Hey @nimeshpatel would you do some jokes on gujarati and Americans.
Does his both parents are brown ?
Just asking outta curiosity
Yes
Some of these jks are dead, but most are gold.
I hopped into a Ford Focus, which was what Uber said was coming for me... Car pulls up, I hop in, introduce myself, and this skinny ass white guy just goes into conniptions, offended I thought he was an Uber. I just said my bad bro, calm down, my mistake - and got out.
Not a minute later, my intended ride showed... the real Uber driver and I had a laugh about it.
My man cashing in on stereotypes .
Why this cut off abruptly
The Indians gonna have to choose came true during Israel Hamas war.
Lol comedt😂
Dunkin is cool however I will never again step foot in a Starbucks since I was ignored after waiting in line for 20 minutes. I am in a wheelchair and old so I guess the young white female counterperson didn’t “see” me. When she turned to me she was patronizing and condescending.....so nope; don’t care if I’m having espresso withdrawal....
😅😅😅 Kumar
📍Bauer College of Business
📍Alvarez College of Business
📍Marshall College of Business
📍Mendoza College of Business
📍Lundquist College of Business
📍Fuqua College of Business
Cheesy Banana
I am Indian and my husband is white. Your comedy is hilariously real and true...lol. I love it. I spent my whole life in the USA and finally we got some Indian dudes doing comedy....FANTASTIC and sooo funny. I love it!!
Ay if we Indian dudes don't support our fellow girls' who else will?