Nimesh Patel - Emotionally Unavailable | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 21 апр 2024
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You'll see none of this LIVE. This is 30 loosely developed minutes I’m throwing away. Done casually over two Thursdays in NYC. It’s just me, sharing some jokes that didn't fit anywhere else. Sit back, relax and enjoy!
COME SEE ME ON TOUR:
April 24 Jacksonville
April 26 Miami
April 27 Miami
May 3 Austin
May 7 Ontario (California)
May 8 Irvine
May 10 Salt Lake City
May 11 Salt Lake City
May 14 Tulsa
May 15 Oklahoma City
May 17 Dallas
May 24 Charlotte
May 25 Charlotte
May 31 Houston
June 1 Houston
June 2 Houston
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Hey all thanks for being here. This is some material im burning as it doesnt fit in my set. nothing crazy, just fun
Bro i love your comedy come to the UK on tour you have not only mentally helped me through lockdown but massively helped my depression watching your material and laughing. A true hero brother. Sal, Manchester UK and British Pakistani
Burn the set😂
THIS is the shit you BURN? 😮
Still great writing, it also took the crowd a little time to warm up it seems like they were to serious at first lol
Merci Nimesh, j'écoute toujours tes nouveaux stand up, 💯🫡🙂
Nimesh laughing at his own jokes is my favourite part of watching him.
It’s like the one thing that really gets me about him. He knows he’s funny and he works well with the crowd
the mom sitting alone in a corner hits so hard
Ian Fidance, Brad Williams, and Nimesh Patel specials all within 48 hours. Hell yeah
And fuck offfff, it's special to me
Brad Williams admitted to rape on a podcast 😂 what a funny little fella
Need more of this.this was hilarious
I'm glad to hear that this was material that you could burn. It means that the other material is amazing. Unfortunately, you're not coming to my goofy country so I'm happy to get this. I would've paid more than 20 bucks for this set.
Thank you Nimesh!
So a few years back I wrecked my dirt bike and shattered my pelvis. I absolutely hate surgery and had a bunch of people trying to talk me into it. So I googled my surgeon and his name was Nimesh Patel. Well I was way more nervous and could have swore my surgeon was a comic, y’all look a lot alike too😂
You are a legend of the game. I named my dog George Carlin 4 years ago in honor. My next dog is going to be named Nimesh Patel 😂😂 I gotchu bro lmao
That is considered offensive and trashing in every other culture existing on planet earth
Love his laugh. Gives me joy
Holy moly this started out good then became awesome
Love your stuff man, thank you for being awesome and real. You inspire so many people man. Top 2 most underrated comic currently working right now.
When I need a good laugh through the rough times I'm having rn, this is the place im going to
big ups to you man! really putting in that work and it shows!
Free content > Best content
=*
Nice! Love your stuff Nimesh!
Wow that looks great
Love your shit man, love to see the new stuff! Hope to go see one of your sets up in NY soon, good funny shit!
consistently droppings gems. luv u god 🐐🥲💆🏾♂️
Woah THANKS FOR THIS was having a rough morning not anymore 😌
I need to go see you again man, you're awesome! 😂
Love you brother!!! Can't wait to see you soon in Cali!
Can’t wait to see you on May 7th in Ontario, CA.
Thanks for this.
This is amazing
Damnn
Now what am I going to binge watch tonight 🥲
Every one of your fans needed this video drop today.
Thank you, Nimesh! ✌️ 🍻
Great material bro…
My fav comedian.
The Watergate is still a cool looking place. I would love to check it out. Was in Jr High school when Nixon f... up. Great stuff brother.
@04:19 - It is actually supposed to be "Nimesh" & not "Neemesh" in proper Indian accent.
The guy mistakenly ended up calling him properly while he himself doesn't.
Nimesh (निमेष) means "Bilnk of an eye/ A short moment/ Split second".
Interestingly, the opposite word "Animesh" (अनिमेष) is a more popular name in India. It means "Unblinking/ Focused".
Love when dorks tell me how to pronounce my name. It’s my name. I’ll say it however the way I want and that way is right. Foh with your “well actually” bs.
@@Findingnimesh Sure bro, call yourself Banunu if you like! 🙂
The point was just about pronunciation of the word "Nimesh".
Didn't mean to diss on your joke or "tell you your name".
I am a indeed a proud dork/ nerd/ geek who loves sharing trivia as long as the probability of getting physically punched in the face is low enough 😂😂
@5SMA you have a point though..
@@Findingnimeshit's not your name , at least not exclusively..there are plenty of PPL who have the same name
You can say your own name wrong if you like, but when the black guy said 'Nimesh' correctly, he actually supported the culture. So technically your joke falls flat.
Yo this jawn funny
That Betterhelp commercial was great 😂😂🤣
Bro i needed this. Thank you mayneeee. The youtube comedys have been dead and dry as phuck lately. And i like how you gave a pretty unbiased perspective on drugs. Im leaving that life behind now, so i can actually have a chance at having a family of my own. It good to hear my favorite comedian doing something similar. Big ups to to you bro. Idk if you'll believe if you think you just a comedian but you are an inspiration to me, keep doing what you do my brother. And all the best with starting your family, i hope you have a strong and healthy kid or kids mayne.💛💛💛 love from nz bro. Also you should do some shows in nz😅
Just saw the show today in Miami it was littttt
this is good bro
Good stuff as always tho!
I wish you could get booked at the palm beach improv while you're in s flo in Miami
I luv this guy 🤣🤣🤣
WAHOOOO YAAAA WHOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAA🎉🎉🎉🎉 THANK YOU FOR THIS
The dude accused you of being a bully, but he was bullying a Bloomingdale's employee. How ironic. You should have called him out on it.
My body is ready
Free idea for a movie: A comic gets kidnapped by a couple and put in a makeshift jail cell in their basement and forced to tell jokes in exchange for food and water! Nothing else is required for him to do. Just tell jokes. If he bombs he starves! He's rescued by a heckler stalker who figured out that he was kidnapped because he never showed up at his next gig! So weirdly he has to appreciate the heckler stalker for saving him! Awkward!
IM COMING TO NYC THIS JUNE!!! I REALLY REALLY HOPE I CAN SEE YOU PERFORM!! ALL THE WAY FROM INDONESIA !!
He's not sorry if you are british ☝️
Nimesh you should add that Riddhi Patel shit in your set. Your sista has done 1 solid for ya 😂
'cocaine is one hell of a drug' - rick james. truer words were never spoken
1 min in i am already laughing in the office
Best Indian comedian! Tall aziz I love u
Bro I'm from Linden and can relate to this so much especially going to hs in Edison
❤come to Belgium please 🤞🏾
“Durgs are great”
Drugs??
he kinda sounds like kuzco from emperor's new groove 😂
Thanks for visiting Salt Lake, Hasan. The one at the end is Netflix material. So is a lot of this ... I don't slide in DMs but I'll leave a comment to reciprocate and hopefully support. Love your shit, thanks for the jokxx
Editor went hard on this 🙂↕️
The omission of the tuxedo section is definitely a psychopath thing, but I support it fully. You should keep that joke at least, it's a solid twist at the end.
Sarthak is the Goat 🐐
Ty Bhai
Nimesh laughs like an Indian Andrew Schulz
why do i feel like i've seen you in KLIA Airport 😎😎
Nimesh, for some time im trying to like u, and the only thing stopping me except the material is your constant laughter ❤❤
Personally i love it when he laughs at his own joke. The mf knows he funny. Just like turn the volume down when he laughs real quick and flick it back up when you see him not lookin like he laughing
@@flowkimontana3120 i was tryng to roast him man...but ur reply is pretty funny to
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They didn't appreciate your work as much as RUclips will
This was a great set. Crowd seemed weak. They didn’t deserve you.
I wonder why it's normalized for people to feel the necessity to mention to an Indian man that they like Indian women.
Maybe it's the drugs, but you told the 'I'm never Gonna get into Princeton story ' many times haha
Ahould call this special mental unwell
To be fair, Kate married in so calm down. XD
Hi Nimesh 👋
LEGEND
Algooooo
I'll pay for it feminism 😂😂😂
What did KC say?
I like Indian women.
On a serious note, contact me if you do get liquor store from your dad and want to sell.
If your Indian father didn't leave, you would not be a comedian. So it all worked out.
In retrospect we can make sense of anything.😂😂 So whatever works.
As a black woman who paid a lot to see you in san antonio i find it weird you say we don"t like you. I liked you before i saw live. Very disappointed but keep doing you
It’s just a joke lady I know you do. I had a group of 10 teachers from Cleveland at my show in Orlando and they loved me. Appreciate the support!
He's a comedian, making jokes, doing his job. Not giving an interview about his emotional wavelengths
He's from jersey. We view race as a joke cause in jersey we see each other as all the same.
I know you gotta have a good joke about my Polish people @findingnimesh
He seemed like he was drugged up this whole show
Not antisemitic enough to get into columbia👀?
But now he is anti semite. So he have high probability of getting into Columbia.😂
Rather boring - I guess he’s working on new material. But it’s laborious and painful n contrived. Enuf with the therapy line - it’s going nowhere.
Bro this dude is not funny
Just what I needed 🫶
Looks like he is on drugs
Not really.
Ty Bhai