If Minecraft 1.21 was Good
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2024
- no baby villagers were harmed in the making of this video
This is a Minecraft mod I coded for the upcoming Minecraft 1.21 update on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this 
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Ah yes. I too love cooking my 4 year old factory workers in a stone furnace!
some of them are younger
In Minecraft, right
@@OctodonViril What are we talking about?
This is your 99th vid
@@fingees_YTI love doing this ❤
i saw child labor and immediatly clicked
Chad
Who wouldn’t
Same lol
@@johnny2143 😀
Some bro
Please add fentanyl to Minecraft 🙏
Can you please add Femtanyl to Minecraft too
twomad update
@@Tristangre97XDDDDDDD
@@erdemgundogdu6332bro 💀
@@ThefifthBishopofGordYES
The funniest feature about this channel is that he can speak in a very calm tone while showing us the most random, out of pocket and pure insanity made updates
Bro was trying to so hard to not laugh☠️🙏
Why do you speak like thhs
@@rockguy5931 Perhaps you could answer me about my question towards the problem of you asking for the reason of "why do I speak like this"? What's wrong?
Remove you from the been drilling house
😊
It's simple really. You just gotta keep in mind, that design is very human.
“So if you ever wanted to breed a rapper” is a crazy line- 😭😭😭
Finally, someone who listens to the community
a good director makes stuff for what he wants not for what the fans want, since you choose the fans yourself
minecraft however only do what they believe the fans to want, or try to trick the fans into thinking theyre still doing stuff for minecraft
Yeah and I hope He work in mojang
I am afraid of you bro
"The crafter is too complicated for Minecraft, so I replaced it with a much more complicated child labor system."
"If you liked child labor ... in Minecraft"
You hesitated
i lost myself
@@fingees_YT☠️
@@fingees_YT is this how your videos are made so fast? 🤨
We don’t care
@@wombadoo4229??
they got shein sweatshops in minecraft now?😭
hi sweety fox
Minecraft but it's "made in China"
@@chickenosaurus_rex that's crzy
@@fingees_YTHuhhh?
WHAT @@fingees_YT
“If you liked child labor….(in Minecraft) or the copper dimension, or having hurricane inside tiny little breezes” Implies that we have a copper dimension and hurricane inside tiny little breezes outside of Minecraft since it isn’t specified as being in Minecraft
8:40 fingees had to clarify
... In Minecraft
add testicular cancer to minecraft
rip my dad
@@kait6387damn he okay? 😭
@@sammyjones8279 no, he died from testicular cancer
add testicular torsion to Minecraft
Also rip my mom
Now make the TEMU factory for these children.
that's where the children are working at.
add Apple factory instead it's more well known lol
Minecraft fast-fashion haul (clothing rips easily or removes from your armor stat)
Nah make a SHEIN factory that also dispenses annoying ads.
Seriously, I can deal with ads, but SHEIN is insufferable.
America gets everything from china in every store and everything in china is child labour so ..........
Funny thought:
Chinese children don't believe in Santa, cause their the ones making the fucking toys
I’ve seen this comment a million times shut up
@@Qusuduxjwnx fair nuff, I shall.
There are fucking toy factories?
Still waiting for villager slavery expansion update, can't wait for it to be released 💖💝😍🥰
missed opportunity to add being mogged to minecraft
you are so right and i am so ashamed of myself
Also the Sogged which using a bowl on it gives you soggy cereal
Soggy cereal 🤮
What is mogged?
or dogged that's literally just a dog
3:38 Poor sheep already knows whats about to happen 💀
FRFR🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH NAH
@DogeZzzz is that Celestia Ludenberg!!1!?
NAHHH IT'S BIGGER THAN IT'S WHOLE BODY
Ima have to get you DOWN ON SOME GANSTA SHIIII
3:27 bro made the wither storm
I swear I was thinking the exact same thing lmfao
6:15 *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CRUNCH* YEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!
That Taylor Swift joke is wild.
Carbon footprint reference 💀
Gotta get her to watch the Lorax smh
No, it's tamed
It was pretty tame, if it was accurate it would show off how she actually has two private jets and she'll fly them sometimes at the same time just so she won't have to wait.
tfym it's one of the most common jokes made about her, how is it 'wild'
Minecraft has proven that abolishing child labor was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.
Time to write PDF files about where miners are.
Why do you think God gave children tiny hands and small bodies?
To reach areas of the mines too small for adults!!!!!
true, when i was a 10 yo kid i always was so bummed out knowing my dream of working 16 hours a day of heavy manual labor in the mines would never happen at that age by stupid unethical laws
ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE
yes. mines or mines.
The infestation effect making silverfish grotesquely crawl on you is unironically a cool idea and I would use that resource pack/mod.
2:07 that's actually could be a fun mechanic for combat. Maybe not permanent trees, but something like pilars blocking patch during combat so you have to better navigate around. It also looks hella cool.
Dude ain't going to heaven after posting this
Pretty sure that line was crossed somewhere between the cannibalism mod and the Cockroach romantic baths feature
Wait were you always verified?
havent seen you in so long ngl
Gotta abandon this video to
Things got so bad JustinY had to pull up
"but first, i have to explain why i added child labour to minecraft" you really don't - we've come to expect it from you.
this channel is like a pure fever dream that makes me question if i'm having a schizophrenic episode; i love it.
4:38 this is going to creep people out
3:44 bro turned the breeze into the wither storm😭
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED-
5:43 is genuinely very creative. i like it.
6:53 and then i had a very good idea...
I used f5
You see using
Using f5 gives
Gives me a whole new perspective and
@@maidifferent I was able to see a chest
some of these designs are legitimately so cool
0:54 Taking kids that are napping is KIDNAPPING!!!
Kid-napping
Fingees ain't even pregnant but he never fails to deliver
who says he isn’t pregnant?
@@CrownVirtual 👀
He about to be.
@pigeon1923 wouldn't that make you like fingers... what made you down bad for fingers
That sheep is tho
1:50 aww, thank you. Finally someone acknowledged how pretty I am
No greater punishment than being a villager in a Fingees video
Him dropping the crafter into the lava gave me an idea for a troll mod
Every time an item gets destroyed (in creative mode's destroy item button, item gets thrown in lava, thrown into cactus, into the void, etc.), everything pertaining to that item will get wiped from the game files completely
6:20 Clank clank clank😭
4:33 this is a real monstrosity now
bro roasted minecraft in 69 ways💀💀
3:36 please spare the sheep 😭
That sheep will get it's guts rearranged 💀
@@Top_Teayer Do not the sheep
🐑😏🥴
This is not funny anymore (i hate these unfunny comments)
@@MidnightLurkerinyourwindowyou have an among us pfp, get out
LETS GOOO!
CHILD LABOR WAS NEEDED FOR A LONG TIME
Child labor is obviously the best feature, but the bogged variants are unironically pretty good, and the idea of letting a lightning strike be the only way to open a portal is pretty sick, and they may say they hate it, but Swifties will absolutely eat up the 1.22 mod
I absolutely adore how all of your videos feel like playing word association: like every time you add something, you scramble to add the next thing that comes to your mind. I refuse to believe these videos aren't the product of one silly idea and a whole bunch of tangentially related concepts.
Please add penile fracture to Minecraft!
Make sure you can use bricks and wood.
After all, what's wrong with waking up and sitting on your morning wood?
4:10 "chased by omniscient being" lmfaoo
help
@@fingees_YTI'm gonna combust😩😩😩😩😩
@@speedattack🤨📸
5:08 spider pig…., spider pig….
spig
Spider Ham canon?
this is genuinly one of the funniest minecraft videos i have ever seen.
Mojang really doing themselves a disfavour by not hiring Fingees
Thanks for always adding subs to the cursed shit you make. Genuinely appreciate it 💕
i have the audio processing of a 6 year old so i always need sub titles
I love how this guy turns everything into a pun.
The breeze actually having the abilitiy to turn into a catastrophic dilema is really cool, it should be that when two breezes of the same rotation combine they get larger and when two oppisite rotations combine then they get smaller
If Fingees was good, we'd have this video tomorrow
“Hurricane”. As a meteorologist seeing what is visibly a tornado be called a hurricane causes me physical pain lol.
You clearly aren’t a meteorologist as tornados and hurricanes are the same thing
if you know that its a tornado and not a hurricane wouldn't you be a tornadologist or a hurricaneologist or an windologist cause meteorologists study meteors not tornados or hurricanes so i don't actually believe you and in fact it's actually a brainstorm
@@legalisegaybeams9260 actually it seems like neither of you are meteorologists, yall didnt say anything about meteors 🤔🤔
Bro tornadoes and hurricanes are different…? The basic concept is the same but hurricanes are storms and tornadoes are basically just really fast winds- one is from land and the other from sea
@@legalisegaybeams9260 Not really, but sure. I don't understand why you're trying to be overly pedantic and deny someone's credentials. Makes you look like an asshole/idiot
4:03 its obvious a green screen, smart move
Mojang should hire this guy
How is this guy saying all this without even a single chuckle
I like how fingers said “the crafter is too complicated” and then he adds a “complicated” labor system 😂
you're such a hidden gem on the internet, I love your videos fingees
Thank you for these mods 🙏🏻
6:58
Omziscool dimension
flashbacks
No… NOOO
Okay eight sided square
no he ruins the new minecraft version i was very careful to make it better instead
@@fingees_YT not even denying the allegations… rookie mistake, smhing my head
@@kibble_wibblewhat? So he ruins minecraft new versions like eight sided square?
@@kibble_wibble "Shaking my heading my head"
Bro doesn't understand slang, smh
@@pacomatic9833 I don’t think this guy knows what funny is
minecraft needs to hire this guy
_eats steak_ "tastes like child labor"
3:16
fingees is soldier main confirmed
unfortunately i was a 0 skill pyro
i liked how his face was hidden
@@fingees_YT fingees is W+M1 pyro confirmed
@@fingees_YT kinda makes sense assuming what content you are creating hehe
i guess pyro would love to play vehicular mans laughter version of minecraft lol
The sex update is wild☠️ 6:44
Fr
Jenny mod will soon be canon
Wdym it's the most awaited update
its not dat wild doe
@@orionSpacecraft im surprised too
Crafter:❌
Useing children has sla-:✅
Still crazy of how much time and effort you do in a single video!
Like how you even make this model's, animations, textures and ideas that fast is crazy especially only for a video..
If you add child labor, you also have to add Drake lurking around the corners
Add a rare chance for illagers to spawn as drake, which makes them want to be with villagers children instead of killing them
How about a abuse update
I still don’t get why Microsoft hasn’t employed you to be the supreme executive leader of minecraft and child labor.
Dude, before even starting the video I got an ad for working witg children I cannot!
Really wish I had 21 pilots for all those jets I’ll be flying
flying by the dangerous bend symbol
That copper brick is actually very good idea for building blocks.
Ahhh yes, finally I can relate to the film UP! now that I'm a balloon
Also is that Omziscool dimension? 😳
yeah that was a movie about balloons
Bro that lightning rod with the portal idea is actually a great idea. Not what’s inside but just how you ignite it
“One *dot* twenty one” off to a great start already 😭
"Pick up your workers and hide them in a chest" Is that a the binding of isaac refference
NO! THREE REMEMBER THE BOGGED!? 0:04
we got child labor in minecraft before GTA 6 💀
I wasn't traumatized this time but speechless
2:53 ACTUALLY I ACTUALLY DID POG WHEN I SAW THE UPLOAD ON MY NOTIS
I was just watching the 2 video, cant believe i caught an upload in the first minute
tons of clever and creative jokes. Kids nowadays are lucky to have youtubers like you.
Honestly I like the effects you added
Thank you Fingies, but when are they adding nail clippers?
copper zoors?
5:25
copper zoors?
jus wanted to say, been here since pregnancy, the growth has been insane. ty for these hilarious (and sometimes morally concerning) videos!
The full fingees mod pack must be crazy
Nice video. Add fentanyl next please!
4:21 inflation kink confirmed....💀
can't even deny it inflation makes it into like half my videos
@@fingees_YT You're pryocynical's favorite Minecraft RUclipsr
i literally subscribed for that
(jk, i only cook human meat irl lul)
@@NoppyOwO Me too!
this is what minecraft needed from the start
Your new breeze animation/model is actually cool tho
The sad part is there are still going to be people who are stupid enough to think this update really was 6 blocks and 2 mobs, which is always depressing because their not even aware of what any update adds. But other then that- which was a comedic joke I found funny anyways- comedic video as always.
i think mojang did a ton of behind the scenes optimizations for this update which is obviously infinitely harder than just creating new features but when i was coming up with ideas for this video i genuinely struggled to find 8 minutes worth of new features to make fun of
@@fingees_YT There was the entire Trial Chamber- where the whole update is- with it's many rooms and unique traits. The whole ominous system revamp. As well as Vaults, Trial Spawners and their ominous variants. There's also the Mace but you had already made a video on that, same as Armadillo's features. It's been stated all of these were very complex to work on. The behind the scenes technical features would apply to everything in the update. Such a thing was even talked about a few times in the recent dev diaries. The main purpose of the update was combat adventures and setting up future ones, so it makes sense there's less in the way of certain types of things to parody like some other updates may have. Or the exact block count, which while still high in the amount of new ones was less of the focus compared to combat experiences.
But you are right about the massive technical changes, the changelogs of everything they did in this dev cycle including such changes would go on for several hundred pages and that's discounting bugfixes and the many iterations before the snapshots, many things we didn't see. This was a pretty massive update.
You should add seasons (like summer , winter etc.)also the child labor thing should be added to the game I love your content
Summer = everything is on fire
Fall = everything is constantly falling
Winter = everything is froven over
Spring = it's just constantly raining springs
@@Omniscient_AIno springs
@@GR33NPUG fixed it
Fingees is on Trending??? Congratulations man, you have gone so far
The thumbnail caught my eye
Definitely RUclips's eye too
But then I had a very good idea I used F5, you see using F5 gave me a whole new perspective and allowed me to see a hopper dimension that I wasn't able to see before.
Let's add Temu and Shein then this will be top tier
the silverfish one is legit terrifying
Your videos are so cursed I love it.