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Speedrunners are going to abuse that last one for sure
I dont think it will gain traction outside of P% tho. The startup of the fight is skipped as well so you can punch coins at him while he is bowing
v2 1-4 speedrun strat is just too op
yeah
Now we have a faster way to reach V2 than ultraboosting
+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
Instructions unclear, i attempted the V2 nether portal tech and my minecraft is now running Doom
Then you're doing it right.
@@PhoenixSC i mean hes not gonna be able to kill v2 fast enough for a WR look hes not even coin punching
Yoo
@@PhoenixSC dont dare to compare ultrakill with doom
are you from braking bad
I've seen the clip at 3:47 before and did the math on it. There are 15 double chests, each has 54 slots, we see nothing but torches drop and quite a lot of them, torches stack to 64, assuming every chest was full, the exploding Creeper caused 3,456 torches to drop simultaneously.
Plus the dropped blocks from the explosion.
rounding error compared to torches@@bruceholmquist9082
you cant say you did the math when you forgot to multiply the 3456 by 15 for each double chest
1:01
The Quark mod actually adds wood-specific ladders, and it gets around the differentiation problem by making the recipe 6 sticks at the sides and a single plank of the wood type you want in the middle instead of another stick.
why don't do this like tinted glass, max of 8 ladder and wood plank or the stripped log (to make it more useful)
@@LaserMob. because you aren't dying the ladder a different wood type, so that wouldn't make any sense
that's not how wood works
@@theobserver3088 yeah, I think that can make sense if you can do for 4 or 8 with wood plank or slab, or make it more simple but less dynamic only make it with plank and 8 ladder (with this you can make a stack craft it 8 time, because 64 is 8 pow of 8). I don't make mode and I don't know how the crafting dynamic is made, but I am a program and with problem solving ability I can make quick responses, now for you this is a good alternative of the recipe of mod
i would do a slab in the middle instead of a full block
You won't need different wood types of sticks, because now ladders require a single plank in the center.
Since when? I'm so out of touch with the game
The chain one won't make sense tho-
Its called a button.
Y’all ever heard of quark? Cuz that is how you craft different ladders in quark.
@@lukechapin5563 clearly a ladder
phoenix is the only person who can make me feel simultaneously concerned and intrigued
Good.
good
good
Good.
Good.
Why does the guy at 3:52 have so many chests of just torches?
Yes
Who doesn't have many chests of just torches?
He probably just mines alot
He's excavating a whole continent.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
He has 103680 torches
1:00 I love how this implies birch sticks will be added, which are a classic form of punishment and therefore should deal extra damage. Maybe they could be put in traps or something to deal damage to mobs. This would be a great reason to visit birch forest biomes
As if we needed another reason
oh my god that last one caught me so off guard. Ultrakill was the last thing I expected to see in a PhoenixSC video
PhoenixSC plays ultrakill when
I saw the V2 comments but it didn’t register until the end
Ultrakill is seriously my life
@@zink8504 we're on the same ship
saaame
if you're going to speedrun from start of prelude to act 1-4, then you might as well also do the funny pre-start kill
Yeah, this is awful for IL speedruns, but it might be useful in a full gane run if you are lucky enough to spawn near a lava pit
Btw guys game name?
@@SaaifXDultrakill
@@SaaifXD minecraft ofc
also get sub 10 wr :)))))
2:37
Peonix : "players don't breed"
A modder : "are you sure about that 😈"
The Jenny Modder:
💀
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Minecraft: The S- Update
I think that staircase might be more dangerous than wraparounds.
In a wraparound if you fall you fall a maximum of one story, but on those it becomes a real bad "I Told You About Stairs Bro" situation.
I've always imagined another type of villager being the Woodcutter, and his workspace being a Sawmill. This sawmill would be similar to the stonecutter, but for wood instead, meaning you could make doors and things like that out of a single plank. Perhaps this would be a good way to go about making multiple wood-types of ladders.
I would call them the -lumberjack- carpenter, but I agree.
Wouldn't that be a carpenter? A Lumberjack would specialize in cutting down trees and hauling them to the village. A carpenter is someone that specializes with working with wood.
@@Logan-zp8bi That's probably better, woodcutter was just the first thing that came to my mind. I'm really just looking for a villager with a wood-version of a stonecutter. On the other hand, a shepherd is a person who farms sheep and harvests their wool, and a loom is their workspace, even though a loom is used to shape wool into blankets and things, which a shepherd does not do.
@@Logan-zp8bi honestly, either could work. Minecraft isn’t totally accurate. A farmer grows food, yet the farmer villager still sells pie and cake, which are usually made by a baker.
And it could actually go in hand with the fletcher and make sense with who the hell would have been trading 32 sticks with them
3:47 Bro screamed so hard his computer couldn’t take it anymore 💀
This clip was hilarious
Fraps crashed
the best part is that it's all torches
I died of laughter😂
The time that this released,I saw a mushroom cloud,very small,I think that was his computer
3:04 a sad fact for us bedrock players
For the ladders, you should check out what the Quark mod does for ladders of different wood types! You use a plank in the middle but make some more ladders to compensate. Really good mod as a whole :D
By the time you build the portal, you would already be minutes behind the world record completion but when talking about minecraft, the Knucklebuster would be really good against mobs, especially blazes and skeletons due to the fact that you can deflect projectiles (not parrying like how the Feedbacker can do) neutralizing the projectiles almost completely.
finally i can get return to sender
If you complete act 2 before the end dragon fight then u can gribble and railcoin the Ender dragon to and if done right can save you at least 0.2s which a drastic number for speed running
Once you get to the end you chain rocket riding and elytra flying
If you successfully clip just right, you'll be able to enter the v2 fight as it's cutscenes is starting. Successfully coin bouncing to kill v2 would only take 20 seconds at most, so the detriment to time shouldn't be too great compared to the sheer damage from the knuckleblaster.
creeps😂
Fun fact, you can do the nether portal technique in a pyramid to immediately skip to the second V2 bossfight
still slower than an actual speedrun lmao
Will i teleport to second gabriel fight if i use this tech in nether fortress?
Wait...
I gotta try this
i see
@@serhiiko7141 use it in the end and you get free pass to 7-1
i think if ladders did do that, theyd just have the requested wood type as the center plank, and give more ladders, and have normal oak ladders also be craftable with just sticks
A different angle's gonna send your straight to the Gabriel, apostate of hate fight, cutting out the bossfights in the middle. Truly the ultimate speedrun strat
5:20 THAT'S HOW MELONS AND PUMPKINS SHOULD WORK 💀
Mellons yes, but pumpkins no ( well if I think about those big orange, un eatable , ornament pumpkins ).
THE SIGNS ARE MADE FROM ACTUAL WOOD??
as a learning carpenter I am just so happy
I love the Steve and Alex random animations we get in every video. They're always so good
3:23 When you've had enough of the goofy auuuugh skeletons and their aimbot
I love the ultrakill reference at the end
Nail gun go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@blrbro9879saved me in 1-4
what's wrong about the last clip really is the fact he's using auto aim unironically
Bro got a skill issue 💀
TRUE ULTRAKILL CHADS NEVER USE AUTOAIM BECAUSE IT MESSES UP COINS
@@kpjammerwolf330 mhm
ultrakill players when someone plays differently to them:
4:58 Bamboo is solid in between each segment, so based on the model, it would go in a few pixels before being blocked.
but y can make bambooroll a falling sand entity and itl work?
@@equilibrum999 I was talking about real life. What you're describing would definitely work, yes.
That lego hurt so bad the game couldnt process it and just said "death.attack.foot.pain"
5:46 this better become a meme
2:57
This is not just a gray color, but 127/127/127 in the RGB, an even middle between pure black and pure white.
the guy at 2:13 is running linux. What a chad.
Oh yea he is
the fact phoenix called a peep a fish finger has me dying on the floor
Nothing like waking up at 5:30 to watch a PhoenixSC video.
My honest reaction: 5:47
3:41
D... Do you not know what peeps are?
Yeah what are peeps?
@@kelfo4997 Marshmallow Baby Chickens/Chicks
If you turn the creeps upside-down, they look like peeps
3:54 This is the first time i heard Phoenix genuinely laughing
Phoenix you scare me. It shouldn't be possible for one man to simultaneously feel as many different emotions as I.
Y is there like 5mil torches 4:04
needs them for expeditions
Lol
blud had a bright idea 💀
As of now, these videos each month have lined up with my period for the last 2 months and it's been cheering me up every time. It's been wonderful to say the least
The way the Quark mod makes diffrient variants of ladders, is instead of the central stick you put a plank type.
Ok that thing with the anvil putting the enchant on the sword is unironically a great idea.
1:43 hive is still alive, its bedrock community is thriving
In java it's ded
@@KahelCat gotta hurt, a lot of the good gamemodes are still on java
Ok phoenix has to add ultrakill to minecraft now
and yet here i am looking at it to support you phoenix
5:35 it's a very old bedrock bug
happend to me 2 months ago
5:05 have you ever had a dream where you
Bro that's what I thought 😂
It changes that quickly 2:44
4:28 I have had that cup for 2 years and never thoght about that, please stop living
I'm surprised that Phoenix didn't comment on how those creepers looked like a very familiar suspicious shape
Amogus
amoqus
They looked tasty ngl I wanna take a bite
Oh my god I felt the absolute *PAIN* from the clip of the guy's storage getting blown up by a creeper. That has happened to me not once but TWICE in TWO different survival worlds 😭
when I hear a creepers 'sss' while storing some items I always go "nope, not doing this" and pull out Esc + peaceful mode immediately. it might be cowardly but hell I am not going to watch 20 hours worth of obtaining items get detonated by the green blob.
@Pheonixsc For the ladders you should check out what the quark mod does It includes 1 plank in the recipe and it makes more ladders so really intuitive
and yes they do exist 3:34
2:51 I THOUGHT THE SNIFFER WAS MOVING ITS EYEBROWS
THEN I REALIZED IT WAS NOSE
ITS CALLED A FUCKING SNIFFER FOR A REASON.
5:24 they're just horsin around
1:00 - Something like Quark mod kind of make it so you dont really need to:
just using a specific plank type and sticks in a ladder craft shape gives you said ladder types.
3:57 ah- ah- ahhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh
this one hits home 💀
5:13 you just realized you live in the matrix
Anyone else think sniffer nose is eyes..
No
5:19 This actually makes so much sense. This is exactly how it should work.
4:36 someone literally bought me this as a gift but with diamond ore and pickaxe instead of gold xD
4:41 I played this when I was like four because I didn’t have enough money to buy Minecraft
4:30 *just a burning memory begins to play*
I have that mug
@@striderachiveI have a diamond ore one
What’s up 1:19
Hello
that last one is game-changing
but like literally
1:15 i was expecting “i have no enemies, because they’re all dead”
Phoenix is a type of a person who filters most sus reddit posts and sends them to his channel
I don’t any images In these videos are acceptable, phoenix.
agreed
agreed
There's more! If you also look directly down while above an end portal and go to the top right portal block (if bottom is the entrance to portal room) if can align yourself pixel perfect and fall down through the portal on a specific pixel you can spawn DIRECTLY in the Sisyphus prime battle room with all the previous enemies cleared, essentially giving you a free P rank (Patched)
instructions unclear game crashed and now I cant turn off my laptop
@@Sunny_chips yea they patched this just now, I'll edit the comment
There's even more: using tnt at X position left from portal and exactly 4 blocks and 7 pixels from you the exact same second you teleport will trigger vigilante, Vergil,Dreadbaloon and Devourer of Gods fight at the same time.
Since Vergil hardcoded to delete all other entities, you only need a lot of eggs and some chains.
The strategy is to trap his stupid ai in chains, while using eggs to trigger entity cramming
Hope this strategy will improve the results
Its wholesome to hear pheonix laugh at something once in awhile.
The thing is that cobwebs broken by a sword drop one string, but if it is crafted it makes 9 string
Cobweb It Should Be Cob Eb
They say that in the video
2:08 should be real
Fax
6:22
i expected some backrooms joke but that works
4:46 bad piggies reference ong no way
Phoenix's videos singlehandedly make minecraft memes popular
0:45 how vegans are born
2:21 Is this guy crazy? You can never have too many memes!
5:11 1st of July 2022
Was expecting the nether portal to clip into the backrooms
1:56 no. these are pions - kind of elementary particle.
Am i only one that heard penis?
i am unreasonably happy that ULTRAKILL appeared in a phoenixsc video
that last one was not expected
Hey Phoenix can you do a perfomance test of 1.20 when it comes out? Supposedly Mojang updated the lighting engine.
The Quark mod does the ladder wood type thing well, by including a plank in the recipe, so no new sticks need to be added.
1:36 Can't believe you cut the best part out...
0:39 is so disturbing. My brothers name is Roger and my dads name is Andrew. ARE YOU IN MY WALLS
spzi's videos just get better and better I *MUST* know how they make them
hearted comment nice
I'm actaully in a discord with them. One thing I can tell you is its done in blender. Also minecraft isn't the only thing they make animations for.
@@manonthelaggymoon6891 knew it was blender lol
cool and cool, thanks
5:00 it reminds me of those snack things with the wafer sticks with the filling you should totally do that Phoenix.
(Making this comment fast so I forgot the name)
I WANT A 2 HOUR TIMELAPSE OF THOSE SQUISHY STEVE AND ALEX SHORTS!!!
0:53 It would be a GREAT idea but ladders are made of sticks, and we have no sticks for each type of wood
6:12 speedrun v2
Cant wait to coin punch 4 times
3:23 terraria be like
What is that mod
@@GravlitMWtimeless and classic guns
i was not expecting an ULTRAKILL meme in a phoenix video, i am very happy
1:43 I miss playing on the Hive; I was only there to enjoy maybe the last two years of it because I only just got java edition back around 2019-2020, but I played its Block Party so much and loved it. That and hide-n-seek. That one was iconic, I remember watching some of the og mcyters play it all the time.
If Phoenixes were in Minecraft, would they be passive? Or have Phoenix SC's personality?
i think the correct answer is neutral, and attacking them makes them aggressive, and attack with increasingly buggy methods.
now I imagine a phoenix from mystical stories fly around looking at various intriguing and mildly concerning things.
1:13 That Enderman's name is Thorfinn, If you know what I Mean.
I like how in 0:55 the warped wood stairs are actually…
warped.
Considering how fast 1-4 speedrunning has gotten, this new tech is probably sub-optimal
3:11 YOU SHOULD K-
I love your channel phoenix, keep up the good work on your content!
The V2 bossfight: exists
The spare change in my pocket:
Bundles are just gonna be the feature Minecraft teases forever but never adds is it