My head canon is that whenever Steve crafts anything that doesn’t physically make sense, he keeps the extra bits in case he needs an extra bit of iron for door hinges, cork for bottles, paddle for boats, etc
You see the excess wood is transmuted into the redstone needed to make the pressure plate work, same with stone, iron, and gold, this also explains how you repair a tool using only the mineral the tool head is made from.
@@oberonpanopticon he could do so with the oxygen and carbon, but it's extremely inefficient, he only does so to not lose hunger when walking, or standing still.
Planks being hollow makes so much sense. Planks and logs are made out of the same stuff, and presumably have the same density, but one somehow quadruples itself upon being crafted.
@@MarloTheBlueberry I guess Steve/Alex are bad at making furniture. Or they use the excess wood for a quantum singularity in order to store 27 stacks of blocks in one block.
@@Kabslantivity2000when something is squished, a lot of pressure is applied on it Since 2 wood got compressed into a plate, the author of the comment said that it's as if so much pressure was applied onto this plate, that the reason it's called a pressure plate isn't because it takes pressure and sends a redstone signal, but because the 2 wood planks it was out of were compressed so much they turned into a plate there. I explained the joke
the "no mods" clip is done by teleporting invisible shulkers (the only mob that you can stand on) a tiny bit very quickly along with having a floating block entity follow it to give it a texture.
0:28 For anyone wondering, this build references an old pixel gore animation. I will not elaborate further, and I’ve seen enough interdet to know some people will either not be phased or will be grossed out for maybe 20 minutes
this should be pinned, honestly. I am.. unfortunately very curious and I wish I came here before searching :[ Yes, my own stupidity, it was my own fault, but at the same time, no one I saw mentioned how it's gore, which is a pretty key part about labeling something that has gore O-o
4:52 this is a reference to a meme “ballin” where a man walks down the street looking hella thick and 3 guys follow from behind. Then NSFW things happen but 100% of the time the video cuts out before that part.
That cauldron bug happened to me too, although the strangest bug ive ever seen was when i tried sleeping when it was day, but i had gotten up from bed, and it let me sleep. My friend came back from the nether and asked why i was floating in the eepong animation 5 blocks above it. But i was walking over to the lake to get water bottles... truly a greatly made game
On the note of repairing tools, in my experience digging and picking (yes I've gotten around in my days) it's always the handle that gives before the head of your tool. So yes the wood should be more impactful than the material your pick is made of
6:20 due to how bedrock works, the water in that one leatherworker cauldron will always turn crap brown when placed inside. I don’t know why. It should be dyed red or something, and a piece of dyed leather armour should be found inside there leatherworker chest. This is a petition.
For those wondering the first post is a reference to an old gore animation involving an anime girl, laser beams, and viscera. The original post itself almost certainly doesn’t contain any gore, but rather it’s just a minecraft build of the aforementioned laser beam death machine. The original animation is all pixelated so it’s really quite tame compared to the other things you might see on the internet from the early/mid 2000s, but it’s perfectly understandable why it’s censored.
09:55 The insult should have been a dead giveaway, because nowadays every AI is neutered to oblivion so that they might never output anything potentially rude. Or potentially offensive. Or potentially unpopular. Or black humor. Or... you get the drift.
2:05 I mean yes, the handle would degrade over time, but that's not the part suffering the most wear unless you're using your tools _really_ incorrectly. So it makes sense why the material used in the head of the tool is required for repair, rather than sticks. That said, you shouldn't be repairing your tools with raw resources anyways, especially shovels.
Well, as Steve carries his inventory inside his mouth, it likely means that the items get wet often. In that case, the wood is not going to be in a good condition for long.
6:21 i dont know how this occured in survival, but in bedrock there used to be a command where you could place a lava_cauldron using /setblock or /fill i think, when filled with water, it would look like a dark lava texture.
It occurred in survival because ever since 1.20 dropped, placing water in a cauldron does that. I have no clue how that bug was even made. Nothing in the update affects cauldrons, so how did that happen?
Mathematically speaking, at least 32 pressure plates should be made at a time with two planks, with maybe 8 more being possible from the sides of the planks being cut out.
You gotta tear up both of those blocks to find the good piece of wood. That's why there's a bunch of particles when you craft pressure plates, buttons, etc. You can then use those scraps to make a stopper for a bottle :)
I used to win the Human or Not Game by saying "two bros chilling in a hot tub" because the AI didn't know Vine at the time and couldn't finish it. I lost to the bot tonight because it finally said "five feet apart 'cause they're not gay."
0:40 If you're wondering what it is it's a replication of a machine that was in an animation, and in said animation the machine basically used lasers to flay an anime girl.
What are the weird Steve/Alex blender renders called? I think there needs to be a 3 hour RUclips video essay about their evolution. Because they just keep getting more better
Mathematically and conveniently, yeah, I would love to get 32 pressure plates from two planks and 64 buttons from one plank. You would just have to change it's fuel amount in a furnace to zero :) Edit: If ya'll are wondering, 64 buttons because a button has the volume of 48 pixels but round it up to 64 and you get 64 of them from a block because 64 * 64 = 4096 = 16 * 16 * 16 or 2^6 * 2^6 = 2^12 = 2^4 * 2^4 * 2^4 or 6 + 6 = 12 = 4 + 4 + 4, basic math.
i always imagine the remaining material (e.g wood) gets crushed into that one plate, so all the matter (or wood) is in the plate already, kinda how black holes work
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The cork is made out of the remaining wood
cool.
But WHAT IF I NEVER MAKE THE BOTTLE? WHERE DOES THE WOOD GO?
Cork
@@PhoenixSC They will gone in existence
@@PhoenixSCReally-? I thought it was common knowledge it goes to the void?
My head canon is that whenever Steve crafts anything that doesn’t physically make sense, he keeps the extra bits in case he needs an extra bit of iron for door hinges, cork for bottles, paddle for boats, etc
that makes sense, or maybe he just eats them as a snack, you never know
@@RealSquidShadynaah, he definitely eats the remaining materials as a snack, that makes much more sense
@@farisarm But then how come the hunger bar doesn't fill up randomly while crafting? These items clearly are not nutritional...
@@TheEpicGalaxy21 because it's a snaack! Snacks usually don't fill up your hunger
Why not both? We’ve already established that his inventory’s his mouth
You see the excess wood is transmuted into the redstone needed to make the pressure plate work, same with stone, iron, and gold, this also explains how you repair a tool using only the mineral the tool head is made from.
Ah, of course, it’s simple thermonuclear fusion. That’s well within Steve’s barehand capabilities
@@oberonpanopticon he could do so with the oxygen and carbon, but it's extremely inefficient, he only does so to not lose hunger when walking, or standing still.
Explain why they buffed the recipes for trap doors then
@@KittyGamer1514 well yea, that’s why it takes so much wood
Who is here early?
👇🏻
Planks being hollow makes so much sense. Planks and logs are made out of the same stuff, and presumably have the same density, but one somehow quadruples itself upon being crafted.
I hate that you're right.
i thought that was obvious, if it wasnt hollow the plank texture would have a different north and south texture
The plank blocks being hollow makes actual sense to me. Like i thought immediately "its just more dense. Same mass. Different volume"
2:53 thats a brown smile. Not a beard.
A 10 minute phoenix video? How strange!
Very strange indeed
Nnoooo I don't have no time for it
What!!!??
how utterly bizarre!
My word! A ten minute video from none other than the famed PheonixSC? Utterly bizzare.
Wooden Planks not beeing solid blocks makes sense. You take the wood, cut it into multiple planks and then nail them to a cube.
Wait.. So what is a chest?
@@MarloTheBlueberry I guess Steve/Alex are bad at making furniture. Or they use the excess wood for a quantum singularity in order to store 27 stacks of blocks in one block.
Where do you get the nails?
but whats the cube made of ??
cube
I like to think that the wooden planks are compressed so hard that they turned into a plate, and that's why it's called a pressure plate.
Bro... Pressure Plates function because of the pressure of items and living things 💀
@@Kabslantivity2000its a joke I expect you would know that considering you are one.
@@balancemaster55 how the truck is that a joke
pressured plate
@@Kabslantivity2000when something is squished, a lot of pressure is applied on it
Since 2 wood got compressed into a plate, the author of the comment said that it's as if so much pressure was applied onto this plate, that the reason it's called a pressure plate isn't because it takes pressure and sends a redstone signal, but because the 2 wood planks it was out of were compressed so much they turned into a plate
there. I explained the joke
The bot at 9:00 used fluent capitalisation, grammar and punctuation, but at the last message it suddenly used slangs and whole message was lowercase.
Bot: “they’re catching on act like a human”
the "no mods" clip is done by teleporting invisible shulkers (the only mob that you can stand on) a tiny bit very quickly along with having a floating block entity follow it to give it a texture.
0:28 For anyone wondering, this build references an old pixel gore animation. I will not elaborate further, and I’ve seen enough interdet to know some people will either not be phased or will be grossed out for maybe 20 minutes
Ok ty i was wondering
this should be pinned, honestly. I am.. unfortunately very curious and I wish I came here before searching :[ Yes, my own stupidity, it was my own fault, but at the same time, no one I saw mentioned how it's gore, which is a pretty key part about labeling something that has gore O-o
What’s the name
Oh, that video.
@@luk4323 Fukouna Shoujo 03
*everyone* "wonders where the rest of the wood goes in a pressure plate"
*Me* "wondering where the rest of the wood goes in a button"
Same
the wood is stretched to be button'd
It is turned into wires to make the button work
the inner mechanisms
I didn't question everything in life, I questioned what everyone's questioning
I question this comment
@@beanslinger2i question this question
@@sonicpoweryay i question this questioning
@@埊 i questions this questioning of questioning
5th
Fun fact in the “human or not?” Game ai’s don’t cuss because they don’t think it’s proper so if you see someone say a cuss word they are human
No I got a bot that swore
@@joeyawesomegaming must be new, they didnt do it when i commented
@@M1stic_Stand ok, I think they learn from the people who swore at the bots
the internet has scarred me so badly that no amount of blur could make me not recognize that machine
watching a regular 10 minute video feels like 10 minutes
watching a 10 minute pheonix sc video still feels like 3 minutes
who is that pheonix guy
@@Myranos NOOOOO-
4:52 this is a reference to a meme “ballin” where a man walks down the street looking hella thick and 3 guys follow from behind. Then NSFW things happen but 100% of the time the video cuts out before that part.
animan
Can you link a video without the part cut out? (for a friend)
No it’s Rick Astley
Does anyone else miss when Phoenix would do vids with Fundy? I thought the collabs were really funny and wanna see more content with the two
I could think of something if you guys like. =)
@@PhoenixSC :)
@@PhoenixSCdo it!
@@PhoenixSC:)
yes! I love firefox duo :D
That cauldron bug happened to me too, although the strangest bug ive ever seen was when i tried sleeping when it was day, but i had gotten up from bed, and it let me sleep. My friend came back from the nether and asked why i was floating in the eepong animation 5 blocks above it. But i was walking over to the lake to get water bottles... truly a greatly made game
I meant to say sleeping animation. My auotocorrect is GREAT.
@@SamK-b7x never heard of the comment edit button?!?!
@@RedVRCC ._.
0:29
For anyone wondering...
(CONTAINS NSFW)
Its featured in a pixel animation where a girl gets skinned alive on this machine.
4:12
>featherless
>biped
That is a man.
Eggy
I read "fatherless" 💀
new insult just dropped: fatherless biped
@@YuzinhaSz SAMEEEEEEEEEE
@@YuzinhaSz GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE LMAO
“Why aren’t you in school” 10:04
Me: *its june*
7:23 Steve watching a wooden statue fall when casually raising his arm in a 45 degree angle
💀
@@victor.novorski💀indeed
@@funkyfresh1013 💀 indeed indeed
He got the fuhrerkinesis modpack
@@Honoredmemedoghow do I download the Britishkinesis pack
10:05 "WHAT?" yep. sums it up correctly. This must become as popular as flappy bird or more. Everyone must know of this.
On the note of repairing tools, in my experience digging and picking (yes I've gotten around in my days) it's always the handle that gives before the head of your tool. So yes the wood should be more impactful than the material your pick is made of
6:20 due to how bedrock works, the water in that one leatherworker cauldron will always turn crap brown when placed inside. I don’t know why. It should be dyed red or something, and a piece of dyed leather armour should be found inside there leatherworker chest. This is a petition.
It looks like dark lava.
Yeah water acting weird today
@@olegmoki yeah, it thought it was lava too
For those wondering the first post is a reference to an old gore animation involving an anime girl, laser beams, and viscera.
The original post itself almost certainly doesn’t contain any gore, but rather it’s just a minecraft build of the aforementioned laser beam death machine.
The original animation is all pixelated so it’s really quite tame compared to the other things you might see on the internet from the early/mid 2000s, but it’s perfectly understandable why it’s censored.
was it fukuna shoujo?
@@itanji96yeah, fukouna shoujo 03. I looked it up after he mentioned it lol
@@babeysheep𝙬𝙝𝙖t happened in the v𝙞deo
@@include-bit lasers grab and hold a girl in place and then it skins her alive
It's kinda gross lol
Yeah I assumed
0:39 You know you've been traumatized by the internet when you recognize the camera angle and blurred shapes alone.
Omg 10 minutes of just Minecraft memes with Phoenix.
5:52 "his name in phonix SC
Finally, Poonix
6:03 Phoenix criticizes spongebob for not pronouncing hìs name, when he does the same thing with Mojang right after
Mojang, moyang It has 2 pronunciations.
@@agrilsunil1"majong"
Moyang
0:46 I can't belive steve doesn't even know how to make a cake, he's using glass cups instead of iron buckets!
shoutouts to that one person who makes those satisfying animations with the player models
i dont even need to see anything other than the smeared colours of the blurred image to know *just* what it is
8:14 this takes ancient woman to a different level. Also adorable sniffer girl :D
6:30 the water didn't feel watery but steve did
Natural water springs from Oklahoma be like:
4:21
It’s a featherless biped! For now, anyways
I knew it! Roblox man face is best Face for memes
09:55 The insult should have been a dead giveaway, because nowadays every AI is neutered to oblivion so that they might never output anything potentially rude. Or potentially offensive. Or potentially unpopular. Or black humor. Or... you get the drift.
8:39 is interesting, although has anyone thought of making glow ink out of glowing powder and ink sac?
You posted this video on June 25. So no one would be in school
7:37 Crafting taxes :D
2:05 I mean yes, the handle would degrade over time, but that's not the part suffering the most wear unless you're using your tools _really_ incorrectly. So it makes sense why the material used in the head of the tool is required for repair, rather than sticks.
That said, you shouldn't be repairing your tools with raw resources anyways, especially shovels.
Well, as Steve carries his inventory inside his mouth, it likely means that the items get wet often. In that case, the wood is not going to be in a good condition for long.
@@Salt_Enjoyer But logs and planks are just fine?
@@abbiking3910 Are you sure about that?
I swear if someone just replies with a nerd emoji… (Written by my son)
@@1fleshnhim 🤓
Man I can already feel the Minecraft images that will make you question everything in life coming inside me
AYO??????
I’m so concerned for your mental health
These images are doing WHAT?!
I'm so concerned for my mental health
me concerna casuo Soviet Union mentaar hearth.
3:35 crying obsidian
Steve got hungry and ate the rest as a snack
5:04 im guessing pheonix recorded this anticipation a wild reaction of his own
who is this pheonix guy, it's the second comment about him i see? i checked the subreddit and couldn't find any info about him
8:06 A Sniffer in ultra 4k
ight, i'm buying a 4k screen
3:23 is a biblically accurate Alex
" *Be not afraid.* "
"Do you call it steak or cooked beef?"
Me (for some reason):
cOoKEd sTeaK
3:03 I am actually from that country so this felt kind off special for me
Ik ook
Precies, oh en G E K O L O N I S E E R D
ik ben ook van nederland ❤🇳🇱
6:21 i dont know how this occured in survival, but in bedrock there used to be a command where you could place a lava_cauldron using /setblock or /fill i think, when filled with water, it would look like a dark lava texture.
It occurred in survival because ever since 1.20 dropped, placing water in a cauldron does that. I have no clue how that bug was even made. Nothing in the update affects cauldrons, so how did that happen?
Mathematically speaking, at least 32 pressure plates should be made at a time with two planks, with maybe 8 more being possible from the sides of the planks being cut out.
They are put under pressure and compressed, hence pressure plates
@@tehjamerz they are activated by pressure
A ten minute phoenix video is something I never knew I needed
(Edited because I spelled phoenix very badly)
penx szc
0:28 Even with the blurring, that's still one of the most recognizable images on the internet.
Where can I see said image?
No it’s not
Always a good day when Phone-ix SC uploads
6:47 bro im sorry but that actually sound like among us dead body report sound
Someone should make a modpack that just makes all the crafting make sense. Like you could use a button for the cork at the top of the bottle.
@Text-Official_PhoenixSC just curious, are you a bot or a human? if you are a human, go do something else and stop wasting your time on this
You gotta tear up both of those blocks to find the good piece of wood. That's why there's a bunch of particles when you craft pressure plates, buttons, etc. You can then use those scraps to make a stopper for a bottle :)
I used to win the Human or Not Game by saying "two bros chilling in a hot tub" because the AI didn't know Vine at the time and couldn't finish it.
I lost to the bot tonight because it finally said "five feet apart 'cause they're not gay."
1:33 the extra glass molecules get reconstructed into the cap.
phoenix sc having pain watching ballin 5:06
0:39 for anyone curious, this is a reference to when PhoenixSC was repremanded by his followers
ruclips.net/video/OCXJC9x96mc/видео.html
2:50 I don’t know how to feel..
I love how ecko made the Steve with fingers and then just “What the heck are you doing, Ecko?”
2:52 it isn’t his smile, it is a beard (confirmed by mojang)
7:49 one of the best things ive ever seen
Us humans will simply never comprehend the wood crafting recipes, but I suppose those crafting recipes is how the backrooms is supplied with wood.
The extra wood goes into your woodmeter, which can be taken from for any wood-be attacks of yours
I genuinely wanted those concept vines. They're probably the best looking out of all 3.
0:40 If you're wondering what it is it's a replication of a machine that was in an animation, and in said animation the machine basically used lasers to flay an anime girl.
'You can't convert diamond to wood'
Just wait for the next NileRed video lol, they are both carbon
8:08 yo this sniffer is bussing
What are the weird Steve/Alex blender renders called? I think there needs to be a 3 hour RUclips video essay about their evolution. Because they just keep getting more better
Mathematically and conveniently, yeah, I would love to get 32 pressure plates from two planks and 64 buttons from one plank. You would just have to change it's fuel amount in a furnace to zero :)
Edit: If ya'll are wondering, 64 buttons because a button has the volume of 48 pixels but round it up to 64 and you get 64 of them from a block because 64 * 64 = 4096 = 16 * 16 * 16 or 2^6 * 2^6 = 2^12 = 2^4 * 2^4 * 2^4 or 6 + 6 = 12 = 4 + 4 + 4, basic math.
He played 6 games of human or not, & lost 2. That is a very good score.
3:50 I don't know how i predicted that 😂
i always imagine the remaining material (e.g wood) gets crushed into that one plate, so all the matter (or wood) is in the plate already, kinda how black holes work
Highly pressurised wooden platter.
they make wood sheets lmao
9:40 the eight is upside down
I thought the beginning was an ad... That really says something about how weird ads can get 😭
A ten minute Phoenix video is exactly what I needed right now.
1:05 it comes from leftover sand when smelting it into glass 🤓
1:37 wouldn’t it be funny if there is a chance a spider jumps out at your face every time you broke a cobweb?
you are destroying the lives of arachnophobic minecraft players even further
Pain and suffering? This, i like.
Every true subscriber has already questioned everything cause of phoenix
2 seconds into the video
yes
What the everliving heck is your profile picture
@@nathanstafford8412 pea
@@nathanstafford8412Minecraft Exp orbs
7:36 Steve messes up making the pressure plate so many times that he uses up two planks each time
my mom: clean your room
me: 1:35
3:16 i think it's Jumbo Josh from garten of banban
It is jumbo Josh
@@ChrisGamer_E1 yeah
🤓
shit game so 🤓
You don't fuck with jumbo josh, you try and you get squashed
A cool video as always Pheonix, love your content, keep up the good work ❤
3:58 Those are for the different splitscreen mods on Java, since you can't join mid-game
I know it's a joke, but the Roblox Default Bacon actually still has a smile, but it's a dynamic face so he is happy in life only SOMETIMES.
Cant we just call it an enchanters table?
1:14 i thought you were thinking something, a little more *sus*
⛔
7:06 I can't tell if it's modded Minecraft or TOTK.
It's minecraft
The legend of Minecraft: tears of the world
C O M M A N D S
@@ninecraftnewaccount3102 it's modded
ruclips.net/video/ca3I0fJvqkQ/видео.html
1:59 technical you could seeing as both dimond and wood are made of carbon, just different formations of carbon
That’s what I’m saying
That was the longest phoenix sc video I’ve ever seen. But I enjoyed it.
6:23 i had the same problem but its only on bedrock so bedrock moment describes it perfectly
5:30 The worst thing is that I remade it, but my texturepack got corrupted, and I deleted it. Now I have no idea how to return them
Wtf!? How many times will I see this!?
Is it just me, or does the music at 2:18 sound like the Thinking Chair music from Blues Clues?
It's stal from mc
8:13
If anyone remembers the Mob talker mod from 2013-15 ish, that's the artist who made the sprites in that mod
6:40 Oh hey, my bee diver post, thanks :D
"This is to the obscure fact that doors move when moved." I broke.