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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang.
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Music:
Wayne Jones - Mr. Sunny Face
Kevin MacLeod - Also Sprach Zarathustra
Mario Kart 64 - Credits
#PhoenixSC #Memes
4:22 A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!!
Yo, a little help here?
Stand back, son. Let's see here, uhhh 1, 1, 1, uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, 1!
INCOMING!!!
Hey, Its still here!
4:25 i couldn't rest until i figured it out, the person who posted it said that there's nothing in it, it has no hidden secret, it's just a house, they said "the joke is there's nothing in it"
I was looking for loss
@@kylefarrell849 same lmao
@@seb__ It's the table in the top left that does this, methinks.
@@kylefarrell849 same
Is it loss?
My favorite bedrock bug is when mobs don’t get mad at you, I love going up to the zombies that don’t get mad at me, they’re basically pets
chunks not loading in java is a cool bug
@@rubenlohata5263in the many years I’ve played Java I’ve never seen chunks not loading outside of a modpack with 300+ mods running on 1.7.10
@@rubenlohata5263sometimes in creative mode the mountains wouldn't load so most of the Time i flew into them
and then later they start telekinetically killing you from a mile away
@@LilacMonarch this surprisingly never happens to me
0:38 _steve, I don't feel so good_
PMD reference 🗣️🔥
*-but it accepted*
0:13 I don't know if someone said it already, but I think it makes extra sense because:
Ender pearl = End,
Blaze powder = Nether,
Wind charge = Overworld above ground (because air),
Echo shard = Overworld underground,
and Prismarine shard = Overworld waterbodies.
I want this recipe!
Too hard for crafting😮😮😮 Especially Prismarine
It would be much cool I guess, but I'm not a fan of locking the main progression of Minecraft behind finding various randomly generated structures that could be thousands of blocks apart, with no guarantee that you'll ever find it. All this would do is make a lot of people just not bother going to The End, or they'd just play on the version before the update.
@@Lagchunk Or they can change cartographers to have different maps based on biome
@@Auxbrained I'm assuming to find these structures, that only one of which would actually appear on a map, unless you make it so you can see through floors and into the Nether, which further ruins the rarity of the structure in the first place and makes finding them way too easy. This is like cracking your phone screen and then slapping tape on it, when you really just need a new phone.
4:33
“For Niko, a dream, just like any other dream. For you, a game, just like any other game.”
hello I'm Niko
@@_SweetLittleAngel_ no you're not i am
@@Elementening Naaah. You're Niko because you wear the pfp of a game character named like that. I am Niko because it's my real name. We're not the same.
THANK YOU
@@Elementeningnoik gaeming
7:42 The 0 heart thing and the not being able to heal fully are apart of the same display bug from what I can tell from testing.
Are they just both offset by 0.5? So 0.5 hearts looks like 0 and 10 looks like 9.5?
@@Candlemancer ye maybe, at least the 9.5 one
its not a glitch, you guys are just realizing now that steve is getting older
I suppose it's just an on screen issue and you're not actually at 0 hearts or 9.5 hearts forever but it just shows that?
Players have 20 health points for 10 hearts. 10 points is supposed to be 5 hearts.
An offset-by-one bug usually happens when someone forgets to account for zero-based arrays, but I can't think of any reason an array would be present here.
4:32 That's the room you wake up in OneShot-
furniture :D
goodbye niko
Ohhhhhhhhhh
As a Niko pfp person I should've guessed
omg it IS
:3c
5:36 If you look closely, You can see there's a missing brownish pixel towards the bottom
0:47 I swear i heard d-
Ur not alone
Yeah, because you perceived the "This Stick" as "Thiss Tick", and the way he said it made it sound like D instead of T, and this is not me trying to cover the fact that it happened to me too...
Huh.
I was going down to ask this same thing. Glad I'm not alone in my degeneracy.
HE'S PULLING HIS C**K OUT-
I looked away from the video and then I thought he said it
8:00 So that’s what they did before those cities were ancient..
😂😂
Need for Speed, most wanted flashbacks*
Would
3:42 The dragon now knows how to ragdoll in the air. Impressive Maccraft Lagva and bugrock edition... Truly impressive...
I'm glad someone else also noticed the move that the dragon did mid-air
Yes
if someone says first im leaking their ip
edit: i have accidentally created an example of perverse incentive
edit: please stop
w
First
Second
first 🥺
Lol
5:18 minecraft story mode ahh highway
SO TRUE
4:32 You only have One Shot, Phoenix SC.
So if bedrock has 9.5 hearts it explains why people go to 0
Below 0.5 health
4:32 oh hey Oneshot
thats what im saying!
true!
ONESHOT MENTIONED
The beloved scrunkly
I HATE MYSELF FOR NOT RECOGNISING IT GRAHHHH
7:55 But it refused
Undertale Reference let's gooo
0:35 *-but it accepted*
7:22 no one gonna talk about how heart-breakingly cute that is?
I was waiting for someone to say something about it
Yes indeed
Omll thank you :DDD (I made it)
@@mystorioconscript3787 no thank you
Im sorry but check the time comment below this one
0:42
Steve splits the sticks into 4 and the same thing goes for the piece of coal. It's enough to make a torch.
2:27 yes. yes it is phoenix
Not really
@MKG_ the average computer can't run on high render distance without mods
Its laggy….for someone not rich with a shitty pc maybe🤣.
@@SliceOfLife93 Why is that funny?
@@SliceOfLife93 man, Java elitist and a pc master race member? No wonder people hate both
1:32 the oink timing is perfect
It’s edited
he’s a bit slow
Made in heaven
6:34 I hate having the requisite knowledge for this joke. Kinda funny the mouth meme comes right after this.
is it because of CSM
CHAINSAW MAN
@@SpookyIsRealYeah
CHAINSAW MAN MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯
Why is the tundra biome covered in white blocks? What is that?
3:10 Can't those llamas have Steves on their backs holding another ∞ llamas?
So, by that logic, Steve can carry ∞∞ weight. And -giraffe- camel can carry 2∞∞ weight.
But wait, can't Steve carry ∞ camels carrying 2 Steves carrying ∞ camels carrying 2 Steves carrying ∞ camels carrying 2 Steves carrying ∞ camels carrying 2 Steves carrying ∞ camels carrying 2 Steves carrying ∞ camels carrying 2 Steves carrying ∞ camels carrying 2 Steves carrying ∞ camels carrying 2 Steves... carrying ∞ llamas?
Each Steve can carry only 64 * 37 = 2368 llamas because of limited inventory space
This is why infinities don't multiply that well, and some infinities are greater than others while others are the same
You can't carry a lama while someone is riding on it.
@@dhruvmitna8465 I thought once you leash something, that lead no longer takes up a spot in your inventory. So you could keep replenishing your inventory with more leads?
@@Tom-oz7wk you're right
7:40 You are fully healed, the extra half heart is just invisible. If you're missing half a heart, you can survive at "no" health, but you have the invisible half a heart. It's solely visual
2:50 I'll never understand why they added a handle to the iron door.
I always assumed it was added to make it easier to tell which direction the iron door was facing
Apple
@@waffleproductions9525 they could have added something that looks more like a keyhole or something if that was the case. a handle on a door that can never be opened with a handle is just confusing visual design.
Removing the handle on a pack I made ages ago took like 4 seconds. I've never had issues with it either so idk why Mojang kept it
4:14 So long, Gay Bowser *deletes warden from existence*
It is supposed to be: _"So Long King Bowser"_
@@GamerHitman2007incorrect
@@GamerHitman2007 **Incorrect Buzzer**
@@GamerHitman2007i always heard it as “So long, eh, Bowser!”
@@syndromeofadown21nah, if it were supposed to say "So long gay bowser!" It would've been canceled long ago.
There is an incorrect pixel on your youtube profile picture trust
Looks fine to me
@@icyshow22 delusional
I don't trust
0:35 mr. wither, i don't feel so good..
4:04 sm64.... also, SO LONG GAY BOWSER
3:15 Actually infinityx2 is still infinity so a giraffe is as strong as steve
not really, there are infnities that are bigger than others, so 2x infinity is quite possible ( i think)
@@t-r-y7986 Everything or everything twice is still everything
Trying to do concrete math with infinity doesn't make sense, but the limit as x approaches infinity of 2x, is indeed infinity.
@@clowny3605You haven't been to Hilbert's Hotel
Wrong! There are many, many proofs of this, but just Google it cause they take a while to type: some infinities are greater than others. Vsauce2 has a video on it.
7:12 this took me a moment to realize what this was implying 😭
Im sorry i didnt get it, can i ask for some context?
@extremederpz4270
7 minutes ago
Im sorry i didnt get it, can i ask for some context?
@@extremederpz4270 you dont wanna know
@@extremederpz4270hes gonna bed the dog
@@MKG_eyyo 😭😭
5:55 fun fact i actually randomized the output with about a 1/12 chance of a circle in the triangle factory
6:56 “maybe it’s whale baleen”- maybelline in an alternate universe
Ok the redstone torch (1:44) actually looks pretty good, just needs to be a little bit (a lot) toned down.
4:25 i was so happy when it was among us and not loss
Scrolled so far to figure out what that pic is, its Among Us? Is that from the show or smth?
@@kay-kay6483 no, it's litterally an among us guy, top right room is his visor, left protrusion is his backpack, and his legs are separated
@@FinnthechatlmaoI still don't get it T.T
I was so sad when it wasn't loss
Same I was like "is this loss??? Again???" But no, it was not.
5:24 It's the new Arceus type, Hellspawn!
4:33 is that OneShot
I thought so too but I don't think it's the case
Nvm it's definitely Oneshot
YIPEE!!!!!!!
yes
0:15 its cool how each element is included. you could argue the echo shard but theyre found underground sooo yeah
7:46 I noticed this too. I also noticed that if 9.5 hearts were missing I'd be sitting at no hearts. The next bit pf damage received killed me
I got my ip leaked :(
… are you somehow related to that other comment?
What is it?
@@infinitedarkstars1767 Different universes, United by words.
Pōrnhub
@@ZorkyKrazy :skull:
4:20 TF2 MENTIONED
Tf2 mentioned
INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IN THE BASE
A RED SPY'S IN THE BASE?@@StarDoritoYt
"Intruder alert!" music starts playing*
@@Testbot379 HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT *goofy fall*AGH- WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
2:15 HELL YEAH!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!
ITS BIRD TIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mr president.
Aaaaahenah
Wonder why Jack Black isn't in the thumbnail.
3:37
some great timing when my spotify started playing some metal music
4:32 ONESHOT MENTIONED LETS FUCKING GRODE
Vivid/Stasis mentioned??? Someone sound the second trumpet.
@@nicknack5388 nor way
wahh wah wah wawawawawawa wah wah wah wawa
REALLLL
LETS GROOODE
Phoenix SC becoming an official Minecraft developer is so horrifying to even think about
he should be.
I feel like he could be a bug tester
Imagine the April fools updates though
Hey engie, need a dispensa here
[ No, I'm not that annoying scout]
4:32 "It seems that I have finally been found."
Edit: i don't wanna be that guy so i won't be that guy
What is this?
text from the computer in the first room
@@eeeeeee3eeeeeeeeeee Is it Oneshot?
@@AmenKing1999Gaming yes
It's so weird seeing oneshot out in the wild
0:53 Finally... fencing
I WAS GONNA SAY THATTT
5:29 you mean Arkoos?
nerd
arse
Man of culture I see
5:09 bro got some framerate and chunkloading
Blud is going faster than the speed of light
4:32 I didn't expect oneshot reference
WAIT YEAH
For anyone wondering, I’m 99% certain the thumbnail answer is A.
No its C
@@sm64beYou’re right. This is why in need glasses.
0:25 honestly I wouldn't be opposed to this
I would be opposed
I would be very very opposed
7:23 that ain't an arm
BRO
NAHHH
Shut up man
It's a paw.
Then what is it
0:10 I feel like this could actually be interesting for a new expanded End area different from the outer islands, or even a new “dimension” altogether. Specifically I’d like to see the Dragon Egg get more of a use than just reviving the Ender Dragon whenever you need XP or wanna do the fight again, I feel like not many casual players actually use that feature and instead just keep it sitting around as a Trophy. Maybe instead we could have some sort of merging of realms if this kind of “chaotic” Eye is used on an End Portal instead of a normal Ender Eye? Would also give more of a reason to search out multiple strongholds.
you don't even need the egg to revive the dragon, you just put a nether crystal in the middle of each side of the bedrock portal.
@@kevwanoyou actually do in bedrock tho lmao
@@soapysoapsterno????? What are you talking about
@@kevwanoender crystal
@@beeftips1628 the realm im in had a person stole the dragon egg and now we tried to respawn the dragon, it doesnt work
3:03 Everyone's talking about math, but no one mentions that it's not even a giraffe
what are you talking about that's clearly a giraffe
Are we watching the same video? That's clearly a giraffe
That's a giraffe bud, I don't see anything else 😅
For a serious answer, it’s a running gag to refer to the camel as a giraffe. For the lulz
I dunno what video your watching but that's definitely a Giraffe to me
4:55 imagine waking up and finding out your post featured
4:31 ONESHOT MENTIONED ONESHOT HOUSE ONESHOT!!!!
6:51 nah steve got his mouth open like :o with a big nose
00:10 this is the future JettStarfish wants.
Nah he wanted people to pay him money so they could not go to the ancient city until after the end
1:20 Pigs in Spaaaaacceeeeeeeee😆 (Muppets reference)
If you argue that echo shards are earth, since the warden pops out of the ground and sculk spread on the ground. The eye of ender recipe would represent all four elements as well
8:00 Jack Black giving the humans a tour of Minecraft in the movie
8:09 omg i just watched the assetto corsa map showcase for this
0:25 blaze + powder would still work, but only be able to be placed in the frame. It wouldn't locate anything. Echo shard wouldn't do anything if the wind charge isn't also there, and if both are there, it would have a 100% chance at breaking. Prismarine turns it into its current self.
that sounds really cool, but that would clog up the inventory with 5(?) variations of the same item, and vanilla minecraft doesn't really do that besides copper, could be a dope mod though
@@mr.phantom674 yeah good point, didn't even think about that
5:46 Ominous bucket. Summons a raid if touched whether or not you’re in a village.
4:31
they said my oneshot obsession wouldnt pay off
I wasnt ready for the oneshot reference
LET'S GOO MY ANIMATION GOT FEATURED IN A PHOENIX SC VIDEO :DDDDDD
7:23
No way you did a good job
smash.
So good
I bet yall are going 🍆📈📈📈 at that video
2:21 we're destroying cities with this one! 🗣🔥🔥🔥
2001 time!!!!🗣🔥🔥🔥
For the last race car video:
There is a whole Minecraft Campaign in Trackmania now and it's really good :)
Yes! Wirtual has some great coverage of it! It's really neat!
0:57 phoenix’s reaction to not seeing them in a while is really sweet
1:08 this is a mood. I'm still rocking the same skin I've had since 2013
7:23 "Don't look at the first frame"
LMFAO
2:07 as someone who suffers from being left-handed, it’s nice to see SOMEONE prioritizing the 10% of the population who (somehow weirdly) currently have a statistically higher chance of being the US president(6 of the last 14 presidents since WWII were left-handed)
Remember, the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, and vice-versa.
So, left-handers are the only ones in their "right minds." 🤣
...Put the tomatoes down, I'll show myself out.
1:02 it was lightsaber
*Violent swoooshing sound with screams of little kids on background*
the fact that i instantly think of that eating meme as soon as i see someone eating anything including actual food is ridiculous
1:02 our elephant (наш слоняра👍👍👍🐘🐘🐘)
база
6:44 im sick of this. its obviously steve trying to kiss you.
7:32 I thought I was the o fly one who found this out!
Phoenix: "Is Java that laggy?"
Also Phoenix: 3:32
7:32 This actually literally happened to Stampy in his recent video where he shows off his Lovely World on the Bedrock marketplace
the spinning nail clipping
2:39
wth is that texture pack???
( 3:32 ) w h a t .
1:55 THE REDSTONE DUST TEXTURES DON'T TOUCH
-- LeCHL
There’s a resource pack on vanilla tweaks that fixes this lol.
5:07 thats my dad
Actually the eye of Ender change seems like a good start to an idea.
1:44 human... I remember you're speedruns...
5:16 i just watched wall-e. this reminded me of that one scene of the axiom returning to earth
Hyperjump
I like how Mojang's solution to randomly dying on bedrock was to make it so you can't die
1:15
Human, i remember you’re genocides
pacifists *
@@interbeamproductionsneutrals*
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 *
Human, forgor
Honestly like the ender pearl idea.
4:31 honestly i think this is the last place i would have expected to see a oneshot reference
3:51 the better tnt mine cart trap
4:32 Do we tell him?
Nice pfp
Please tell me, I have no idea what this means
hello niko pfp person
@@randomserbianguy5677 It's OneShot's room where the game starts
@@randomserbianguy5677 It's room in OneShot where's the game starts
oneshot sleeper agent activated 4:30
Clearly the real answer is D - Jack Black
4:34 if anyone doesn’t know: that’s the starting room from the game “OneShot”
The new minecart changes came out and basically everyone had the same idea