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As a polish person, the final segment made me want to tear my ears off. Amazing video!
Yeah I didn't even realise it's Polish until I re-watched it
i was super confused when it started lol
REL.
same
You get the skin block.
Peenix is Polish?! goddamn, what a timeline we live in.
yes someone smart!
That took me of guard
I'm Polish and I had to re-watch that segment to realise it's actually Polish
Yes
@@TheRealYgrek u sure u're polish?
3:03 Andesite stairs never had that texture. Either that or this screenshot was made in a very specific bedrock snapshot
I thought it was there’s two different colors of cobblestone for the building and the sidewalk
It’s just an old texture. They did have that texture
Survival craft!!!
Something looks oddly beta like about the lighting.
6:57 that was a reference to Stardew Valley, where if you get enough hearts (friendship) with Shane (npc) you can unlock blue chickens!
Yesss you just reminded me of my fav game that i left for 2 years
That generated polish Phoenix sounds so cursed, damn.
Cursed both in sounding and grammar. Nevertheless it's cool to hear it
@@darthvater2087 IDK he sounded like typical teenage polish RUclipsr to me (grammar, etc).
POLSKA GUROM
It sound like a reversed audio
@@AdrianKiel górą, gramatyka
i love how nobody questions spzi's cursed animations anymore, they're just forever a part of peenix's channel, an intermission if you will
i love how hes peenix now.
Fr, those animations are just..... there and peenix doesn't add any sort of commentary, he just lets it play
@@DrkTheNewGuy which makes them better
Yeah, too bad he doesn't loop them more than once anymore tho.
Finally their kinda has been noticed
4:05 NAHH NOT THE COLON DASH SPIDER MEME
1:10 AWWWWW THANKS!! I FEEL SO SPECIAL!
Took me a minute to understand the joke
@@RinKato-lj1qv lmao
you couldve put the timestamp earlier, i didnt get it because it was so late.
same@@sunthedrifter
I'm pretty sure the first "what's wrong with this image" is the slabs around the lights. In the older versions slabs could only be placed on the lower half of a block.
And the glass in the hand had a part missing
Actually the andesite stairs didnt exist in the period where the screenshot was taken
@@hokyosei they did if we consider that this photo used “programmer art” textures
@@hokyosei so i guess the only wrong thing is someone willingly using the “Programmer art” resource pack
I think its the fact that he is in F1 but you can still see the glass block in his hand
What happens if we shear Steve a third time….
Skeleton.
Fourth time?
@@PhoenixSC💀
Early gang
Fifth time?
"Name a mob that starts with N"
Wither Skeleton
😏
You’re a genius!
*I hate you.*
You can't do that-
@@nataliaentalia Stop me then
Enderman
3:22 This is literally just the carpenter's blocks mod.
No this is the framed blocks mod.
@@dominusempire2917 Honestly could've been either one. I only JUST learned about framed blocks after playing the Pokehann modpack. Carpenter's blocks is what i'm most used to (and prefer).
3:03 took me a sec but in the top left is andesite stairs, and seeing that the glass texture is the original one, the screenshot is either from pre-1.14, or the user that took the screenshot is using the Developer Textures
Also, this is just to clearify, but Andesite Stairs were added in 1.14, specifically 18w43a
Edit: more research has been done, and a time period of when the screenshot was take has been found, between 1.5 13w02a and 1.14 18w43a
also there is a floating blue concreate powder
I noticed the andesite stairs and og glass texture but I think it’s something else
@@palacsintaplayno it’s supported
And those top half slabs on the ceiling
@@SurrealMath1 half slabs being placed like that is normal
I love how he began to speak broken polish fluently, then he started to speak like he doesn't know how to read those words xD
Read the corner it was dubbed
@@RandomPerson-dr4pyr/woosh
@@kacperkonieczny7333 I’m pretty sure it’s not a joke it’s white text on a white back ground I debated and checked other comments many times I pretty some people don’t realize it’s dubbed so don’t woosh me
@@RandomPerson-dr4py ok
@@RandomPerson-dr4pycertainly not , if so is is then not by someone who speaks Polish as a native
2:58 Ooh a fashion show! 🧒👧 👗
3:54 lmao this happened to me when I was doing getting all the portals, I had to land on one of the pillars to get my bearings after seeing her in the distance
Polish pheonix doesnt exsist he can't hurt you.
Polish phoenix:
FeniksSC broke my brain.
Peenix*
Pjeoniscz*
tag
The Polish bit broke my mind, because I thought I was so tired that my brain automatically translated everything I heard into Polish xd
Me too
Serio
Same
też tak miałem XD
Xd tak!
Dash jumpscare and corrugation jumpscare 4:10
0:03 You never told me you wanted to become a barber! 💈
That last segment really took a toll on my mental health. Thank you Peenix for taking your time to learn Polish, and as a Pole I commend your great effort that you 100% put into making that bit that was not AI generated whatsoever.
are you a light pole or a telephone pole?
I thought that was just reversed lol
Stripper pole :)
I can't believe the dash spider meme has gone so far even phoenix knows about it. Good job Gd Cologne.
fr
"it's a bad introduction"
- gd cologne before unintentionally introducing it so perfectly to the entire internet
I generally believe this will last longer than lobotomy.
I love GD Furry
i dont get it ;-;
@@the_Dos__ Yea cause it's not really sightreadable for new players
3:04
i think its those little window things on the roof, since they’re different slabs but placed together
4:04 I cant escape, Colon what have you done
Fun fact: In vanilla minecraft bedrock, if you type /give [username] spawn_egg 1 51 you get an NPC spawn egg, which creates an NPC, a mob that starts with N
Ik right
bro why not necromancer
Thats why I said that lol
Nitwit exists too!
True!
"Name a mob that starts with N"
me: The NPC You can spawn with commands.
Or a Nitwit
Nether Skeleton just chillin looking at the thumbnail
@@mralienhominid Wither Skeleton
@@mralienhominidit’s called wither skeleton not nether skeleton
Nitwit villagers:
1:45 i remember some youtube musician actually made an entire let's play series using only a piano keyboard
4:07 NOOO NOT THE DASH SPIDER PART
In case anyone's wondering, I'm pretty sure the stuff at 3:13 to 3:31 is from the Grim Pack mod for 1.12.2
looked like the framed blocks mod to me
I thought it was the carpenters blocks mod lol
As a Geometry Dash fan, it's crazy seeing how far the recent GD memes are spreading. Also, despite being reasonably good at the game Dash's spider part was the biggest chokepoint in the entire level lmao
That went literally everywhere
What about congregation jumpscare
@@Electro_SRS yeah that was also unexpected i thought that was only in gd community, didnt know that spread as well
i immediately understood it but still dont get many times that you have to click at indicators in daily levels what is wrong with me lol
Yes we are infecting all gaming communities 😂
4:05 as a gd player this really got me
Dash jumpscare :)
1:56 Aw, hi lil turtle…
7:24 the blinking in it genuinely made me terrified
3:16 Anyone else get really nostalgic seeing the original emerald block texture
Just enable programmer art in your resource pack folder
@@noah-xt9tx bedrock edition: 🗿
Thanks anyway though
@@thequantumqbe_5474The old texture pack its on the marketplace tho
for free
@@thequantumqbe_5474it’s in bedrock too
@@thequantumqbe_5474bedrock edition literally has a free resource pack in the marketplace that does the same thing
"Name a Minecraft mob that starts with the letter N"
Me: Enderman 🗿
Wait..... OH HELL NAAHHW
@@Cheeseliker699I dont get it-OH NVM WUT THE HELLLLL
4:05 bro summoned the gd community💀
4:08 we loooove gd colonge
3:05 the Andesite stairs didn't exist back then,
especially with this texture in java only in an announcement, it was added in 1.14 snapshots with the first phase of the newer textures.
u can still use programmer art tho so there might not be anything wrong with it
@@Nuhbzdotvee2 but you can also just turn off smooth lighting? theres nothing about this image you cant make in modern minecraft
But the lighting isn't blocky though? Unless you mean the smooth lighting looks different past 1.14, which I can't recognize because I never payed too much attention to how lighting is in different Minecraft versions
@@nyssalikesbugs to answer all of you,
When someone makes a post of this kind you can assume they'd show a single very obscure difference,
The reason I noticed it is that I have played daily since 2013 and I have long term photographic memory,
So the answer came to me as soon as I saw the texture of the stair blocks,
recalling when they were first added.
Nathan Drake
0:41 i love making like, glass walls with lava behind them
7:30 biblically accurate armadillo
i actually told my friend the same thing when watching in class lmao
"Grant us eyes"
This makes my trypophobia trigger…
I came here to say the same thing, but you beat me to it
4:13 DASH REFERENCE
we are the most desperate for attention community on the internet
The meme has spread far and wide
GEOMETRY DASH FAN
IN A COMMUNITY OTHER THAN GD
impossible
@@locust_playz7932
Jokes aside, you guys are all in Touhou related videos whenever you hear Nuclear Fusion because of Yatagarasu and Lunatic Princess
I CANT ESCAPE IT
4:06 spider part jumpscare
Hey a German clip on 4:28
How it feels to chew 5 gum 3:55
that's oddly specific i love it
Stimulate your senses
How it chews to gum five feels
Senses your stimulate
mmmmmm gum gum@@nooooooooooooodle
Numbat aka bat
At first I was like "Oh, someone dubbed Phoenix in Polish? 😃" and then I heard the last few sentences and realised it's just AI and google translate. Still cool though 👍🏼🇵🇱
not google translate but WhisperSpeech supporting only en and pl now
@@koliwbr Either way it's... A bit off with that translation.
3:09 its that this guy is playing with old textures but he still has andesite stairs, something added in the texture update.
3:03 I think it's the andesite stairs cuz the texture for glass means it's an old version from before andesite stairs came out
Fun fact: Stone cutting wheels aren't sharp. They're abrasive, they don't actually cut stone they just grind it away to go through and get the chunk of rock you need
Sure, but I'm guessing it'll still get to the bone if you stick your arm it it. I mean, I'm not going to look it up but friction can shred away human skin and muscle tissue
@@starsiadraws oh absolutely it can. In some ways it would be worse since it wouldn't cut the skin, it would tear it
@@LMF1716 absolutely, abrasions are considered to not only be the most painful but also the least sanitary wounds
Seeing PhoenixSC speak Polish is... such a grace. What a time to be alive.
The Dash Spider Memes brought a tear to my eye😪
1:39 maybe it was unintentional or not but the music student writing a song "everytime I touch my keyboard"...
Everytime we Touch by Cascada, anyone?
2:08
An N-derman obviously
My dumbass said that to💀
😂 funny comment
What does the N stand for?
an N-derdragon
@@SneedFeedAndSeed black
Idk if I’m correct, but at 6:59 I think that might be a ‘blue chicken’ from the game Stardew Valley. Basically if you get so many hearts with the bachelor ‘Shane’ then he gives go the ability to own Blue Chickens, then every one in four times you buy a chicken from the farm shop owner ‘Marnie’ it could be a Blue Chicken :)
@@Cheeseman709 no the diamond chicken doesn't look like that, it's slightly different
@@Cheeseman709 Yeah and it doesn't have the purple feathers on it's head
I don't think that's a enchanted chicken, I guess?
It might be a different texture of a chicken, or could be a slightly altered version of the Diamond chicken from one of the April fools updates.
it was object 12 from Chicken Gun if u don't know look it up
4:06 gd colon would be screaming rn
3:54 That cursed glitch you see when you go to the end while using the second player feature in minecraft.
6:22 spacedesk kind of amaizing
real
5:16 this reminded me of my neighbor Totoro
YEAH
What a reveal at the end! I am Polish and something in my head snapped when i heard him speak.
4:03 Bluescuti beat Tetris by getting to level 157
6:35 I actually live on that island 💀💀
Jawir
And so do 140 million others
wir
What is it called
Java?
It’s Java.
In portuguese, Stray was called nômade (just a direct translation). I dont know if they still called like that, but on Pocket Edition 0.16 and Console Edition Tu46 (2016-2017) was called like that.
Edit: In bedrock, they still called Nômade, on Java, they are called "Esqueleto-Errante" (Skeleton + Another way to say stary in portuguese)
Hello everybody, my name is Portugese
5:47 you can do this now in the new 1.20/1.21 snapshots in vanilla lol
That last bit made me die inside
Loved the vid
Out of all the weird stuff that has been shown in this channel (which is saying a lot), Phoenix speaking Polish was the most unexpected one so far
I was not expecting a Dash spider AND a Congregation jumpscare in a Phoenix video, truly a jumpscare.
0:38 me with the flint and steel netherack lights;
2:07 NPC and Nerd Creeper. NPC is a mob in minecraft education edition and the nerd creeper was an april fools mob, which means that it has been in an actual version of the game.
4:54 I think the bread went mouldy cuz there aint no lettuce in that recipe
Fun fact: There are actually two mobs that existed at one point that began with the letter "N," one of which still exists in the game to this day.
One of the them is the Nerd Creeper from the 2019 3D Shareware v1.34 April Fools update
The other one is the NPC, an editable mob resembling villagers from the Education Edition.
was just about to comment that, thank you
6:58 i looked at that and my brain immediately went "Joe Hills"
3:03 the row of quarts and glass blocks on the ceiling are in the center. When it's not supposed to be
5:36 dio lore
ZA. WARUDO
Now I know what Phoenix is a stone block.
Because he can be Polished
6:59 diamond chicken. Mojang was going to add chickens that spit out diamonds instead if eggs but the idea was scrapped because it was "too overpowered"
0:43 truly Educational, thank you for showing this phenomenon
4:40
That kinda scared me ngl
2:14 The NPC mob from Education Edition
That’s what I was thinking
thats protably the second most ansewered thing on the post
Dolphin, and drowned
@@AustinPlayzNothingthat’s a D my good sir
@@AustinPlayzNothingWhat
I was not expecting there to be a TF2 reference in this video. I love TF2 and Minecraft, lol
3:10 the slabs on the roof have 2 different textures on the side at the front of the pic (in the tunnel slabs)
4:58 wait but where the hell did the lettuce come from? (or drip leaf)
Steve Throws Up to make lettuce
From the swamp
@@Yesodin41I was about to say that lmao.
5:08 that one scene in My Neighbor Totoro be like:
Finally found someone that also felt the need to comment on that lol
There are 2 mobs to have been implemented whose official names in english start with the letter N
Nerd Creeper (in an april fools update)
NPC (weird villagers in education edition)
You can never leave the DASH SPIDER >:)
i like when phoenix starts speaking polish but in random moment it just breaks and starts sounding like giberish but comes back after a second to normal polish again (yes im polish)
4:23 NOT THE FUING CONGREGATION BROOOO
I could not understand most things that the ending said as a polish person. Good job!!
3:02 I think it's the andesite stairs 'cause the textures are before the texture update, and andesite stairs didn't exist back then
5:31 nahh that's worse than the washing machine 💀
Is it that pic real?
Dude the Polish Peenix at the end 😂
Bro had personal beef with that zombie 💀💀💀 5:35
5:35 yea
I’m a Sakuya Fan
4:18 he didn't even see how gd cologne even commented
Oh I saw
Petition for Phoenix to beat every main geometry dash level
Include... Clubstep, TOE 2 and Deadlocked....? Waiting for Explorers
@@IntenseLag yes
get the vid to 100k PLEASE
Consider it signed!@@IntenseLag
0:35 Your brain will hurt after looking at the minecraft block chain
3:06 i think its that there is andesite but it still has the old textures
5:41 IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE??
No
@@PyroscityYes
ZA WARUDO
4:35 He’s supposed to jump over the spikesssssssss
He hacked
@@matthewboire6843no he just better then u
@@SawyerTheAnimator I beat 6 demons
oh, I thought you cant go over it nor go under it, and I thought you gotta go through it.
no shit sherlock
3:09
I’m proud of how quickly I noticed it
4:57 where did the salad come from?