Minecraft memes, but it's a fever dream.
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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang.
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Portal Muzsika
#PhoenixSC #Memes 
Игры
Boo. ruclips.net/video/Fy56jtdJBpI/видео.html
Gasp!
lol
Congratulations oob
YAY PHEONIX
~
9:09 you don't actually dye the whole dog, however using commands you can summon a wolf that changes colors completely when dyed
_jeb dog????
@@lpmatthews7387 on_tame tag
How would one accomplish this? Asking for scientific purposes lmao
Is this possible in real life?
@@PhoenixSC *_h a i r d y e_*
4:35
That's actually a terraria reference, every new character starts with a set of copper tools.
...and one of them somehow always has the "broken" prefix...
OH I KNEW IT WAS FROM SOMETHING...
Terraria is a great game
the world is also 1 block wide or 2D, and a villager is there to represent the guide
*insert Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme when I saw the terraria reference*
I was about to comment about this until I realized that somebody else had to have made this comment already.
4:37 this is what it looks like when you first start a terraria world, you have copper tools, and the villager is the Guide NPC
Welp it sounds like the villager's gonna die a lot
the herobrine on minecraft boxart is real, at least on switch.
at this point,im just convinced Phoenix doesnt even have braincells anymore
Did you meant peenix
@@pleaseenteraname.5862 💀
@MinecraftTuberDMCOfficial🤓
Yeah, peenix
they corroded away because of us
7:07 The tree you broke in your example you did wrong. You were clearly jumping distance from a one block elevated position from your tree, so that means you leave 2 blocks at the base, jump off the hill onto the 2 blocks, then proceed to chop the tree all the way down. Even if you can reach it without jumping from the hill, you always utilize the hill cause sometimes it’s tough to tell if you can reach.
DAMN IT.
@@PhoenixSCman, you were so close to perfect.
What if there is no hill but just flat area?
@@bartoszweber118 that’s when you do what he did in the video and just hop onto the block on the bottom. And if you are unfortunate enough to still not reach the top, you gotta jump and place a block below you for height cause only a psychopath would leave floating logs and leaves around the map.
If you have a water bucket you can also swim your way up the tree and collect wood from above.
4:37 Copper tools that get slower with oxidation would be cool
A7 is the ONLY way to arrange your hotbar
A1
Glad I'm not the only one
based
I'd say A7, A1 and C1 are all valid
I agree
Okay
Why has no one pointed out that in 2:59 Phoenix does not seem to know the definition of rare
He went from super rare to over cooked
was just going to comment on that
he wanted to say mythical but it burnt too fast
@@DragenstAhahaha same
Thats not over cooked
Thats 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦
@@eezee9181 no its not its congratulations
At 4:06 . The crafting recipe that is wrong is in (Counting the first 3x3 as Column 1, Row 1) Column 3, Row 8. Simply count down 8 then count right 3 to find the recipe with no paper and only leather! :D
Good catch!
Thank you
Lmao it stuck out like a sore thumb to me, I’m glad he acknowledged it
its like find waldo
Also at 1:21 if you go to 2 D you'll see, shovel, sword, pickaxe, hoe, shovel, no axe and 1 D also has that except that hoe and the second shovel are switched
Well actually the lightest block is the light block both because of the pun factor, and the fact that it removes the air without adding any mass. Also the light block is always releasing energy outward at the same light, so Steve breaks some of the laws of the universe. (I feel so much like a nerd right now.)
The messed up book arrangement is at (3,8) on the grid, no paper, just one leather
"You can't bite that ingot, it's burnt!" Says Phoenix
Yes, you can bite all other metal ingots just fine, they are cooked
You can bite ingots because they're cooled down enough to hold in your hands. Just don't blame me when you inevitably lose your teeth.
to be fair! netherite is very hard
@@Operational117 Yeah, how hard is it?
Not the iron one. It'll give you salmetalla.
I love how Phoenix SC puts in random cursed animations without any explanation, and nobody has questioned it
what is with that?
aren't those also reddit posts?
I've always wondered that lol
Yes
Why does he put that?
C7 hotbar layout. Shovel and hoe can be swapped for other utility items (bow, flint&steel) or more space if needed.
A7
7:02 I honestly mine log 3 first
9:06 Due to a glitch with commands, you can summon a pet wolf and then dye *the entire wolf*
"That's not an ingot, that's a brick"
*Proceeds to count the "Nether Brick" as an ingot too even though it's also a brick*
Also, look at this quark 2:13
9:56 is anyone wondering why did they use the furry avatar
@@Agnarpyfan1 no
why did it take me a sec to realize the first part was an AI voice lol
I didn't believe you at first. I didn't want to believe you. But now... now it's blatantly obvious.
I thought he was talking a little weird for the bit
I honestly couldn’t tell when he stopped using AI
it took me a couple seconds but i noticed it sounded weird and realized it was probably ai then read the text at the bottom
@@cinnamoncat8950 Yea, I wondered why the accent sounded more American than Australian
9:28 I really like this idea, I feel like it could change a lot of crafting recipes. The wood and stone tools for example.
7:50 Let's play king of the dead bodies in my basement!
Love how Pheonix says the bricks get more rare as they get more cooked. Seems right.
first
@@kklebits not pheonix its phoenix
4:52 The lightest item is what the Shulker shoots. It has the ability to make Steve float when he holds the heaviest item.
No that makes it the strongest and lightest
but it float, is lighter than air@@liamburke8424
It's called the "shulker bullet"
the air particles that once were planned to be used to make the effect of flying in creative mode are the lightest items in mincerap
Well it's not an item so it doesn't count
8:25 it looks like the one on the right, except the empty spaces replaced with spaces from the one on the left.
I arrange my tools as in A3, but I usually play modded, so the pick, shovel, and axe are often replaced with a paxel.
6:56 HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!
i don't get it 😭
@@HolarMusiche hit the enderman with an arrow but how
@@ScriptoTheCode ooooooh, thanks
That cant fool me... There was a Rain the enderman was damage by the raindrop.
@@Omnie054oh yeah? Where is the arrow then
4:10 I can't believe almost 10 years passed and I remember most major plot points from that lmao. He didn't do kill @a because he wanted not to kill anyone but to scare the order of the stone into doing (or not doing) something he wanted. Well, look at how that turned out. This is also why he realized he fricked up bad and wanted to help out in episode 4.
what is that from
what a great game that was
Nah nah nah, he should've done /kill @a[type=!PeeweeHerman]
@@superyeah4ever2ur missing out or living under a rock if u have never heard of Minecraft story mode. U should play it, it’s far better than Minecraft earth, dungeons, and legends combined
he should’ve just done /kill@a[type=thatbutcherthattriedtokillrueben]
*inhales*
BETOVERING TAFEL
1:20 ....none?
hotbar slot 1: sword, 2: torches, 3: food, 4: pickaxe, 5: empty (usually), 6: whatever I happen to need, 7: water bucket, 8: any tool that isn't an axe, 9: axe (usually)
and my keybinds to swap to each slot are, from 1 to 9: C, X, F, Z, R, T, Q, G, V
1:00 now we need a full version of this
I would love to be a part of this petition
It's real ruclips.net/video/-LL4ktdoJvc/видео.html
7:05 Phoenix doesn't even play survival and he still knows what's the right way to break a tree
I’m always the A7 guy
me 2
Same
That's what I was gonna say!
i'm supprised he didnt realize that this was a terraria meme 4:36
3:55 the wrong one is x3y8, as it has no paper.
It's y6
@@shailasaad2437no, im pretty sure i know how to count
@@Bens-stuffyou cant
Guys x3y6 is ⬛️🟫⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬜️
⬛️⬜️⬜️
And x3y8 is ⬛️⬛️🟫
⬛️⬛️⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️
It is y8 top to bottom but it is y6 bottom top
5:25 he looks like he’s having so much fun
Just jiggling around
The seventh A of the alphabet.
In the "How do you craft your book?" The 3 column of the 3x3 and 8 row
1:25 Figurines, like the fertility goddess here, are found pretty often by archaeologists. They call them Venus figurines and they're from the upper Paleolithic. Most are found in Europe, but they are found all throughout Eurasia.
Humanity never changes
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Veenux SC
Tbf though, villagers don't appear to be sexually dimorphic. Or they simply don't have any gender, what with just about any two being able to breed.
@@starkstruckus At first I was like "oh yeah, any two _can_ breed. I guess they have no gender." But then "Wait wouldn't they be able to reproduce asexually? Like cells?"
So I've come to the conclusion that Minecraft villagers are hermaphroditic.
4:06: if your using a coordinate base system (excluding the 2x2 recipes in the top corner), it's at 3, 6.
This has saved many minutes of staring at a still image
I was confused at first because I was counting from top to bottom and got 8 down 3 in
it makes a book but with no pages
☝🤓actually, it is 3,8
@@battryleaf where are you counting from?
1:10 RIGHT AWAY!! It’s A-1
I usually do B1 or B10: it depends on whether I’m using an axe or a sword for my weapon. Additionally, I put my torches between my pickaxe and my weapon.
Can we take a moment to appreciate all the content PhenoilxSC shoots all over us.
I hate how you worded this.
phenoilxsc
shut up
I love the videos he makes, especially long ones like this. I can feel his content coming inside me as I watch…
wtf am I reading here
4:54 The lightest block in Minecraft is the Light Level 15 block…
or the sun
r/technicallythetruth
The sun is not a block, and light level 15 block ties with lava
7:07 ...and that is to make ladders, put them on the side, crawl up the tree, and as you mine down the ladders break and you can reuse easily. Works on all trees.
If you think about it, a brick is a clay ingot
y e s
9:02 justice for Barbeenix
7:28 That's not RGB, that's GGG
DGGLG
rgb is red blue green ggg is ground grass color
@@Carlang29 that would be GGC
Green green green
1:21 A-7 is the only acceptable answer here
Same. I use A-7
it's rare, medium rare, good, very good, awesome, congratulations, exotic, ancient and non-existent!
8:22 my ender chest is just a bunch of shulker boxes in it
Same
9:14 reminds me of that emesis blue part where soldiers are flowing through transparent red blood vessels
1:32 The Totem of Undying. Angel or fertility goddess what a lovely discord he has
4:06 third row, 8th column doesn't have any paper.
7:55 Holy shit its a villager king
NO NO NO NO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT 😭
I hate with a passion that I know what you mean by this
@@jasonander4964 Explain it to me, then.
@@esmaeilm7676look up Rat King
@@esmaeilm7676there is a "rat king" that is just rats stuck together
3:06 @PhoenixSC , rare means it’s cooked less… so ultra super rare would be basically raw
nah, ultra super rare is a live cow
Why are you deleted
1:12 Q6179
(Quartz slab, red dye, hay block, dried kelp, pineapple)
The beat at the end was so perfect
7:42 happened to me too. Its what happens when you install Fresh Animations but optifine isnt downloaded.
8:35 from building a command block game with them, I know it is the Warped Hyphae block. Although technically a "wood" block, like "oak wood" and such, it is called hyphae. A Warped "log" is actually called a stem. Same applies to crimson.
Makes sense considering they're fungi.
4:02 the wrong one is the recipe with only one leather but no paper
My tools arrangement is A7, best one ever, you can't change my mind
6:08 you're just digging your own grave at that point.
2:49, I actually had a headache after seeing this, and also a storm form or rage resulted from the sight of this as well.
Ok I want the portal radio to be an official Minecraft feature RIGHT NOW.
I ALSO use A1, and I keep my torches on the last slot of my hotbar so I can switch to them and put them in my off hand easily in dark places or at night.
9:55 in bedrock, sometimes, when the game doesn't or before it does load the account and the gamertag, if your skin is in a skinpack it temporarily picks the name the skin has in its pack as the name(in bedrock, if you don't have a gamertag/account you can set your name how you want, but obviously you can't play most multiplayer, except for lan)
Yes
Yes. I really just spent 15 minutes looking at gray 3x3 grids with some differently colored pixels to figure out that the fake is in row 8, column 3. (only using the 3x3 grid grid rows and columns) I have found the proper way to craft my books.
I had to full screen and pause to find it. I am supersized most of those work, I normally just do a row of paper and call it good.
Thank you for ur sacrifice
oh my god thank you so much
thanks for your perseverance, my lord
Thank you 🙏
1:20 My setup is way different. 1)axe, 2)ranged (crossbow), 3) Food, 4-7)Anything you need, 8) Quick build block (Dirt/cobble), 9)torches, 0) pickaxe (No need for swords. Shovel is situational. Hoe is used only one time when you're building a base, there's no reason to drag it along with you anywhere outside the field.)
Crafting doors was always annoying, because like... Who needs that third door?
1:01
Who knew Phoenix had such a good singing voice?
10:25 Can't be the only one hearing "so wrong meow", right?
Ye
You are the only one
if i had fifty thousand dollars for every time i heard someone quote the bee movie, id be rich
1:10 A1 is the best of these options but nowadays I have it
Sword, Bow, Pickaxe, Axe, Riptide Trident, and I don’t really carry a shovel/hoe on me unless I need to collect materials or excavate/farm
2:40 when I first heard the word "pickaxe" I literally thought it was "pig axe", a tool used for slaughtering pigs. This image just surfaced a beautiful memory of my younger years.
0:59 I didn't know Phoenix could sing that well, holyyy
Ikr
Does anyone know where i can find a full version
@@xxxcalibur idk but we need one
@@xxxcaliburthe oh vid is from Colleen ballinger apologizing for being a child groomer
@@B-17flyingfortresholy sh!t you didn't have to go that far with details
You might think that "Air" is the heaviest item in minecraft but it's actually the flint and steel! Its a little lighter.
I also use A1, though usually not all at once (since I use mods and have other stuff that goes in my hotbar, like spellbooks or shotguns).
A1 goes from most generally useful to most situationally useful.
9:13 the scene got me that feels like minecraft story mode
6:02 hardest ive ever heard phoenix laugh
Who wouldn't laugh when German invade someone post (definitely not my) lol
@@averybruhman5060Guten Tag, hiermit wurde Ihr Antwortverlauf im Namen der Bundesrepublik Deutschland beschlagnahmt.
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Actually, the thing with the mobs with closed eyes reminds me of the models in Minecraft dungeons. This is because the eyes are separate to the rest of the head to give more expression. So if you remove the eyes you get a mob with closed eyes.
2:48 this one actually almost choked me bc my neck muscles were strained from a recent fall, epic swag 💯😎🤙
7:21 doofus just use a clentaminator
You should have blocked off the corruption before it corrupted your world.
Where are you gonna fire it? the computer?
5:52 this is Vietnamese and the translation in the game is also "Bàn phù phép"
Ah, I see you have found my post
@@averybruhman5060 i only know your post when I see the video
5:53
who made monster school = Monster School was an animated series by Willcraft Animations, about the everyday life of the students of a school (all of whom are hostile/neutral mobs) as Herobrine and Hildegarde try to train, prepare and educate the students for their career as mobs.
for the "they owe us 13 doors part", its even worse in 1.7 (you only get 1 door)
2:57 I can't believe phoenix doesn't know the difference between rare and well done. The whitest is the rarest while the darkest is the most well done
4:07 starting with the big boxes its the 8th row 3rd column. Each different space the leather is in has 55 different combinations. The one with the mistake has 56.
Wait, how? Did you steal this comment from someone? Because that is not the case. R8C3 doesn't have any paper, that's the deal.
@@TugiDeg I actually spent 3 minutes to look for the piece and found it by myself before looking at the comments. What I'm trying to say is there are 55 combinations for each spot the leather is in. So say for example the leather is in the corner. There is 55 crafts with the leather in that part of the grid excluding the 2 by 2 craft. once it moves to the next part of the grid there is another 55 crafts with the leather in that spot. All i'm saying is R8C3 is an extra from the pattern on said grid. It has no purpose.
@@grumpysheep9680 Well, yeah but wouldn't it have way more combinations because it has 3 more free spaces? I don't understand the 56 versus 55 part. I get the 55 part but how did you end up with 56?
@@grumpysheep96806th from the bottom 4th from the left. Found it as Phnix was talking about the mistake, how about everyone else?
I found it almost immediately lmao
4:38 *steve’s brain has been turned to jam by villager!*
9:06
this is actually real, idk if it still exists, but there was a command you can type that would summon a dog that can be dyed.
here's the command
"/summon minecraft:wolf ~~~ minecraft:on_tame"
6:25
Lol
Mine is full of shulker boxes
The colored dog thing is a command which bugs the collar/tame attribute to instead color the whole dog. I don't know the complex stuff but I tried to explain it (Bedrock only).
1:07. A1 is acceptable, B1 is supremecy, and everything else is serial killer type shit.
I have my toolbar in sets of 2, like, axe with shovel above because I would never need to quickly switch between.
8:05 Phoenix saying "español" feels satisfying for some reason
Fr
Nah, that was more like "espanyol" than español
@@jmesen180that’s how you say ”ñ”
For anyone wondering what the wrong square was at 4:00, its third column from the left 8th row from top
Förtrollningsbord-enchantment table
Cool, now we have a RGB parrot, RGB sheep and... Its all
5:44 I wasn't expect my post would be invaded by Germans
I got P.T.S.D
Servus,
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Moin
1:01 Ok but can we talk about how good his voice is while singing-
It's AI
@@Queen_Of_DiscordNo the Bee Movie script part was
@@Sarah12471 they both are AI, unless Phoenix does cameo and sung for that post
@@RontheCannonfodder huh weird
@@Sarah12471 they’re both ai
7:43 why does this noice play when I am in the end