I ... am questioning everything right now.
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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang.
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#PhoenixSC #Memes 
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Speaking of lave, 2 years ago Phoenix made a video titled "strangest Minecraft questions on the internet" and someone there already mentioned lave. Dude was ahead of his time.
omg, you're right... it took me a really long time to find that video, but it's true.
...lave...
ok time travel is confirmed now
0_0
@@Watermelime i want to apologize because I thought it's a rick roll
Omg I just checked and you're right!!
Not only Phoenix SC and the Minecraft community mocked Mojang for their mistake for the Minecraft updates, but they even doxxed them for it. Truly the wonders of internet culture
Lol
lol
lOL
Yo is that another Engineer?
What might the updates be?
the fact that mojang removed fireflies instead of just... not making frogs eat them? pains me
Yeah they dint remove cookies even though they killed parrots idk why they can't do this
Yeah surely the frogs just wouldn’t eat them. That makes way more sense
@@TheSilverHermitMage to be fair, cookies were added to the game way before parrots were added.
Id be fine if Mojang just made frogs not eat fire flies and give fire flies another use.
@@PraiseHeavyLobster or no use like bats, just decorative mob
@FierySpirit That’s an odd excuse. They were kinda promised to be there so surely they could bring them in in a later update?
This Subreddit will never run out of Minecraft characters possessing liquid-like properties and getting put through tubes and funnels
“Because they’ve been in the game for so long, we can’t remove them.”
Zombie pigmen:
Miss them already
Those weren't removed, they were... reconsidered.
Yeah doesn't work, they are just renamed and their head changed, literally everything else about them didn't change.
Updates, people, updates!
firstly, they were just changed
secondly, a lot of peolpe hated it to be removed
1:00 I think mushrooms were the first foods to be added into the game very early on, interestingly there red mushrooms depleted health upon eating them rather than healing, so it is kind of weird that they got used for stew
There are a few mushrooms out there that can make you sick if eaten raw, but are safe to eat after being cooked, so maybe the red mushroom in Minecraft is one of those. ...Or Notch just didn't think that hard about it.
It's actually pretty easy to remove the toxins from fly agaric, and they are regularly used in cooking in some parts of the world. I guess we can just assume that Steve learned about parboiling them before eating them (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria#Culinary_use )
Besides; there are mushroom irl that are edible (obviously) and minecraft's mushrooms aren't really named and made to be anything specific (like chocolate cookies to parrots for example).
Besides, you can't eat mushrooms raw in this game and the fact that you can't make stew from nether shrooms says something.
It would actually be pretty cool if they harmed you when eaten raw but were fine in the stew
@@mewnani A LOT of toxins denature with heat, which isn't surprising, as they they are by nature, volatile organic compounds. Most volatile compounds tend to react and turn into something else in the presence of heat.
3:10 Someone turned the Jetstream Sam death scene into a Minecraft animation! Wow! They must have seen that meme using the original and decided to make it MC. Awesome!
the “hey dream stans you wanna manhunt irl? join the army!” got me dying
Same. Though, look at the @ of that account. "0fficial". It's got a checkmark.
Gotta love twitter blue... 💀
Except that "being hunted by the Taliban" would be more accurate.
Yeah but hunting the Taliban didn't go that well I guess. Especially when you realize that they spend a ton of tax money to replace the Taliban government with the Taliban Government in just 20 years... Makes you reconsider joining the army
6:55
Man, I feel that. Elytra addiction is too powerful. Its so weird remembering when minecarts and walking were all we had.
me, who doesn't want to go to the end until all of the world is built in
@@kikosawa you literally explain what i do in my minecraft survival world
OH! I was wondering what the last one was about, damn I feel stupid now :D
I play on a survival server where we have disabled elytras, it is actually so much more fun and more interesting. Also tall and angled builds are so much more impressive
I t-pose and use redstone piston-slimeblock-observer contraption to fly instead of elytra :)
My own private cesna plane
that ending was a jumpscare, i genuinely yelled
the definition of blursed video >_>
Hang on… i am dumb? I don’t see anything at the end besides someone mining then gliding
elytras didnt exist till release 1.9, that video was in alpha
@@Shry99 I'm pretty sure that it's an old edition of Minecraft with the new (relative to the old textures etc) elytra
Is from a mod that generate alpha and - or beta terrain in 1.16 +, so you have elytras in "alpha"
The final one inspires abject horror within me, for some reason
Maybe because you thought they were going to die because they were not in 1.9
Right? I physically jumped a bit when he started flying, idk why it hit me like a brick
i felt weird when they started running and then terror went into my body when they started flying
1:56 Physically Pained Me
5:49 that's not Steve that's drowned who saw the egg and then kept it in the treasure chest and then Steve finds it in the chest while exploring underwayer
NOT STEVE
Nobody is talking about the US army post
It's the person that eventually became a drowned.
"Underwayer". New idea for Phoenix!
5:03 the "IS THAT A CHALLENGE?" is perfect just after the "don't do that, it's gonna hurt" with the step-torch
op here, bit late but yeah lmao i was asking a friend for advancements and stuff
The way how the torch is stuck is because it’s burred in snow and put in via commands, the snow then has a grass texture.
0:20 bayblade bayblade let it rip
Phoenix: posts new video
Me: what’s this?
Phoenix: shows axolotl with swords
Me: uh oh… it’s that time of the month again…
hm
Hmmmmmmmm?
@xXBlackPeterGamingXx tf?
That axolotl defeated a warden
"You guys'll find every possible way to claim that they're lazy, even though they're obviously not"
[66 Seconds Later]
"Wow, have they just forgotten about education edition?"
The 5:28 concept is so cool. Now you can gather armies and fight like it's the 19th century and completely break SMPs.
Yes
bribing pillagers to become minutemen
@@pipebombmailer They already have a lot of settlements
Yes
@@PelinalWhitestrake9147Hey, another settlement needs your help. I’ve marked it on your map
0:49
*approximately 12 million kids join the military, all holding diamond swords and flying in a Eleytra to afganistan*
* Gets hit by an rpg in mid air *
Mojang really "Bamboozled" us with the amount of bamboo you need to craft a bamboo block!
porky it's me
That is what he said in the video
@@ihaveinternet who?
@@TopDiggerYT check ur discord
@@ihaveinternet me kant be on discork rn
6:45 now the joke here is, the guy has an elytra and those didn’t exist then.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
IK
And sprinting iirc
I guess the fictional "red mushroom" doesn't have to be poisonous, since it isn't called "fly agaric"
5:23 Christian kirbo: be’n sneaky
We need Phoenix to make full length videos on his subreddit
tru
0:08 it's official, phoenix is no longer family friendly : D (boss name)
I dunno what you’re talking about, it definitely says “puck”.
For sure. Yup. No doubt about it. No doubt.
There may be a little bit of doubt.
@@brunoaltoe100it said the f word
@@jonathanc6767 hmm yeah no it doesn’t say that
Have you not heard of sarcasm?
@@Mr.pangolin901have you heard of being dumb
I always knew axolotls were op souls bosses
As some wise man said once:
you can eat every single mushroom, but some of them only once
It's a rarity for Pheonix to upload a video longer than 5 minutes.
How do you only have 24 likes in 12 hours of posting this?
The last clip with the old Minecraft textures had me convinced, until they used elytra, but that itself was kinda wholesome. Like bringing a little bit from the future of Minecraft back to the past, for old times sake.
If you're questioning everything, then you could as well call yourself Phoenix Wright
1:25 ive seen bad apple in so many different ways even in discord messages
So many as so many half life mods lol
Xiaomi Banning Chiseled Bookshelf in Minecraft
fr
as a dumpster, we sure hate when mojang employees work inside us
Lave actually sounds like an expensive clothing brand, especially with that "logo"
4:20 the most underrated "NOOOOO" meme so far
If axolotl has netherite sword ring.
you were already know what happened next right?
2:52 yes phoenix that's funny
Axolotl used Swords Dance! Axolotl's attack sharply increased!
Axolotl used Rapid Spin! It was super effective!
1:48 Anyone else hear bungee zombie?
I heard it
Same
Why is it there
6:44 I think most of us know what that block breaking pattern reminded us of.
what
?
ummmmmmmmm The Creeper Rap?
@@leannefox2112 Indeed.
@@bluefire3939that's just stone mining sounds?
Mojang devs: mess one thing up
Phoenix SC: and i took that personally
1:17 chiseled bookshelf rolled
3:17 This looks like that cutscene from MGR:R
I wonder why 🤔
Cuz it is
You know a video is a banger when it opens with the Vordt theme kicking in
3:20 bro thinks he Walter White 💀💀
Bro thinks that scene was from breaking bad 💀
0:34 these type of videos always remind me of the dreams in tommadachi life
omg true
tomodachi life fan spotted
3:05 yeah they will also find every way to hate on bedrock 😭
We bedrock players are the BEST
What a disappointment of a minecraft edition 💀💀💀💀
@@AVPolaris1 imagine hating your own playerbase. bedrock and java are both minecraft. who cares what came first. you can't run java edition on a phone or console without it crashing
On the last video I felt an emotion that I’ve never felt before
The fact... that Badapple is so widespread and well known... that I get to hear Pheonix mention it by name is beautiful.
.... now could someone please... make a version of that awesome Gensokyo map... FOR 1.18 AT LEAST!?
Ever tried harvesting all those bamboo in the bamboo forest of the lost?
RIGHT especially with cherry blossoms added
You love using ... don't you?
@@anorbinspace51 I type as I would speak, so if I would have paused irl, I pause in typing.
Also... does this mean you've seen other comments of mine? Cause thats, not something you'd assume from one post alone.
@@MisterSleep1123 Nah, too busy sneaking into the SDM and getting my ass whooped.
What? surely you've wanted a neat secret base in the super dangerous vampire mansion.
0:02 The final boss of Minecraft
axolotl: I AM GOD
axolotl:Axe olotl
Axolotl uses swords dance
The torch at 4:55 was just an armor stand holding it + command blocks for particles
It could also be the Tiny Torch from Actually Additions
2:01 And light hurts them!
(0:22)
Ah yes, beyblade
beeblade
2:28 See the square root of 106 is not whole, so you have to find a perfect square multiplied by a number(but you use the square root of the number; p.s. it does not have to be a perfect square) to get 106(remember, 25 + 81 = 106). Halfway into writing this I realized that the expression in the first line can’t apply to 106, so now my 8th grade knowledge has run out. Help.
Shut it nerd
Before I take your lunch money
try to get some factors of 106
until you get √(x•y)=√x•√y
if x is a square number then you can get n√y
that's how something like 2√5 is formed
yeah it's pretty much the final result and widely accepted
Yeah it’s hard to reduce you really only have a decimal representation for this one , it’s irreducible if I’m not mistaken
What ever happened to a2+b2=c2
9^2 + 5^2 = 106
√106 = 10.2
0:15 Beautiful... Just beautiful...
2:31 10.3 blocks
Ok
phoenix always gives us good content of making fun of Mojang for doing the smallest mistakes 👍
6:15 literally made me burst out laughing
Seeing the Elytra in such an old form of Minecraft hurts.
2:11 Is there a joke that I'm missing? I thought Steve's height was common knowledge.
2:57 maybe mojang is hiding the copper golem in there
4:57 "it's gonna hurt.." what!?!?!😳
💀
@@shinanimatio burnt
Just the instant pain as soon as he started gliding at the end
7 minuet Phoenix SC video 😮💨 we eatin good
4:44 Its supposed to be a sheep dyed red I think
but its better as an among us.
In education edition you can attach balloons too mobs and they’ll fly away. It’s a cow with a red balloon
@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539That's 4:02 not 4:44
5:35 Pov: Bonifacio at bulakan
are u a fellow Filipino?
@@Hxkari Yes Po!
nice
2:43 "Yes, it would be very loud", ... YES SIR
0:04
OooH!
An Rumba! I love this. 😁
the last one was the most cursed thing Ive seen. Adding among us to vanilla would be less curse
6:08 we need a mod/data pack that forces you to do the dance at the “bah”s- replacing the soundtrack with mario music.
The trolling possibilities
*sees thumbnail*
Damn new minecraft update looking siiiiick
a 7min pheonix sc, what a treat. reminds me of the 7h pyrocynical video
3:12 Jetstream Steve!?!
The fact that the axolotl was named "fuc k" made it so much funnier
3:17 fun fact: that actually is a reference to mgr revengeance when Jetstream sam dies
man nastalgic minecraft is such a great refresher 6:56
1:09 Actually it's okay to eat those mushrooms if you boil them twice and get rid of the water.
Since 9 squared is 81 and 5 squared is 25 we add both of them to get 106. The square root of 106 is 10.295630141. the eye of ender travelled exactly 10.295630141 Blocks. I’ve had too much soda tonight.
5:00
"It's a torch... it's gonna hurt"
*no pain no gain*
The sniffer comic reminds me of the pixel gun comics from back in the day on their campaign mode
I can explain the error at 6:22: They were reviewing the Legacy Console Edition, which is developed by 4J Studios, a Scottish game studio
1:44 And even till today, 0 people have made Lagtrain played on bookshelves
Oh yeahh, forgit about that
Sometimes in life, you just need fenixSC videos to cheer u up 😂
0:09 Standing here, I realize
0:40 imagine this was real tho
5:17 HA IM NOT CRAZY I knew I couldn’t be the only one who thought of that as Rock Paper Scissors
i love the occasional factory of steves and alexes with happy music being funneled and played with and experimented on, it's so fun and nice 😊
1:53 Cool. *Now place TNT.*
ayo😳
@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA
@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA
@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA
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6:38 Me: _Getting nostalgic flashbacks_
#MakeMCSMSeason3
please tell me i'm not the only one who still unironically laughs at the jeb scream
Mojang : we can’t add fireflies
Me: feeds a cookie to my parrot
This video was sitting in my notifications for literally 12 hours and I only just realized what the thumbnail was meant to be
for the torch "buried in dirt" meme. they used a mod that has a mini torch (IIRC its Applied Energistics 2)
3:44 I SAID THAT! I SAID IT BEFORE THAT DUDE DID!
chill its not a competition
That last one really threw me for a loop ngl
that axolotl with the sword ring is the most epic thing i have ever seen in minecraft
6:28 GIVE ME THIS GAME.... NOW!
Moo Jangle is one the development studios of all time.
I accidentally a cup of liquid nitrogen.
That's last one got me so good I dropped my phone.
I like when in the end your like something ain’t right here