How Mojang records animal death sounds...

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @AngryMusicTheoryNerd
    @AngryMusicTheoryNerd Год назад +9953

    Breaking III is a higher chance of breaking

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Год назад +2766

      Unprotection means your armour has holes in it.

    • @hansokugais
      @hansokugais Год назад +1

      @@PhoenixSC now put that on a condom

    • @BIoxby
      @BIoxby Год назад +544

      Unasperation means you can't mine underwater

    • @AngryMusicTheoryNerd
      @AngryMusicTheoryNerd Год назад +89

      ​@@PhoenixSC yeah yeah I see

    • @ArxxWyvnClaw
      @ArxxWyvnClaw Год назад +486

      Unlooting gives items from your inventory to the enemy

  • @ProfessorDerpX
    @ProfessorDerpX Год назад +8786

    As a Mojang employee, I can confirm that we hunted down a dragon and made it die in front of a microphone.

    • @electronicguy420
      @electronicguy420 Год назад +288

    • @TheMasterAtNothing
      @TheMasterAtNothing Год назад +164

      Erm... yay?

    • @Creativestname
      @Creativestname Год назад +477

      That's why they are extinct they needed multiple takes for a kid friendly one

    • @juanelgamer4569
      @juanelgamer4569 Год назад +137

      and a abomination created by mistake from a mutated pig able to explode itself

    • @billbenedon4025
      @billbenedon4025 Год назад +111

      @@juanelgamer4569 And a terrifying corrupted cave monster who’s flesh looks like Vincent Van Gogh’s, “Starry Night”

  • @fishlordisbest9600
    @fishlordisbest9600 Год назад +171

    Fun fact, 3:15, I once tried to eat a cherry boat and ended up starving to death bc it was like 3 am and I couldn't figure out why I wasn't eating the "chicken"

    • @Bean-YT-64
      @Bean-YT-64 9 месяцев назад +11

      Mmmmm...
      CRUNCHY

    • @Candlemancer
      @Candlemancer 4 месяца назад +1

      You were trying to eat a raw chicken?

    • @jonathanwoods9903
      @jonathanwoods9903 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Candlemancer better than starving

    • @oooshiny272
      @oooshiny272 3 месяца назад

      They don't even look similar

    • @fishlordisbest9600
      @fishlordisbest9600 3 месяца назад +4

      @@oooshiny272 They do at 3 am running on whips of caffeine and 2 hours of sleep

  • @spcxplrr
    @spcxplrr Год назад +2135

    for those who don't want to check, the top minecraft skin of 2016 is a skin of a specific angry german guy with a funny looking mustache and who rapped against darth vader.

    • @bulldozer6781
      @bulldozer6781 Год назад +78

      *OH*

    • @brody_pierogi
      @brody_pierogi Год назад +38

      oh my......

    • @detc-7975
      @detc-7975 Год назад +224

      Kanye?

    • @yeetuszilla1663
      @yeetuszilla1663 Год назад +141

      *Austrian guy

    • @ravenwraith1017
      @ravenwraith1017 Год назад

      worst part is enough people have searched "best minecraft skins posted in 2016" by now that google will autocomplete the search query

  • @oofy404
    @oofy404 Год назад +392

    Yknow, there are these green trees in Arizona that are called paloverde, they blossom with yellow flowers too. Could be good for a more in depth desert update.

    • @SDERTZDFGH
      @SDERTZDFGH Год назад +6

      YESS I NEED GREEN WOOD AND ITS PERFECT, BECAUSE THEY ALSO BLOOM WITH YELLOW FLOWERS DURING THE SPRING! SO THEY COULD HAVE YELLOW FLOWERS TOO

    • @XG64-Official
      @XG64-Official Год назад

      🤓🤓

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 Год назад +5

      @@XG64-Officialunneeded?? they’re suggesting actually cool stuff

    • @XG64-Official
      @XG64-Official Год назад

      @@ARCHIVED9610 🤓🤓

    • @tiny_teen7421
      @tiny_teen7421 Год назад

      Palo Verde would be lovely!

  • @TheBestPybro
    @TheBestPybro Год назад +6163

    Phoenix: "Adding metal to wings doesn't seem like the most practical thing to do"
    Planes flying just fine:

    • @t-eehee7057
      @t-eehee7057 Год назад +91

      yeah because they only fly using their wings.

    • @arck4453
      @arck4453 Год назад +327

      ​@@t-eehee7057 uhh you could have used better arguments

    • @QuankoMalanko
      @QuankoMalanko Год назад +18

      Yo I got this comment to 69 likes!! Let’s go!!

    • @CrimsonAkato
      @CrimsonAkato Год назад

      1. your not as big as a plane
      and
      2. Your face is not aerodynamic
      ( this sounds like a insult lmao )

    • @TuxedoDogss
      @TuxedoDogss Год назад +126

      @@arck4453 well, take away the wings of a plane and see what happens. his argument is completely foolproof, absolutely no holes whatsoever!

  • @matthewparker9276
    @matthewparker9276 Год назад +1231

    The 1.2 update headline is likely because the article was fed through an automated spelling and grammar editor, which doesn't have any context for the difference between decimal numbers and version numbering, so it deletes trailing zeros.

    • @t-eehee7057
      @t-eehee7057 Год назад +50

      And well, it's just funny to call it 1.2 instead. at this point the just should just make updates a 2.0

    • @rtnman
      @rtnman Год назад +78

      ​@@t-eehee7057 then the articles would just call it Minecraft 2

    • @luketurner314
      @luketurner314 Год назад +12

      Also sig. figs. (significant figures)

    • @vii-ka
      @vii-ka Год назад +17

      These two symbols look the same [.][․] but the left one is a full stop and the right one is a "One Dot Leader"
      If you use it then the 1․20 will not go to 1․2 (I think)

    • @06NinjaKid06
      @06NinjaKid06 Год назад +4

      so 1.10 was 1.1 and 1.0 was 1 all along!?

  • @vanci3449
    @vanci3449 Год назад +2558

    It's true we at Mojang are always looking for ways to harm animals, that's why we've putting out contentless updates for the past 7 years.

    • @boomblok_
      @boomblok_ Год назад +35

      @Logan floor ⸜⁄ did i ask

    • @MaximDoesAllotOfstuff
      @MaximDoesAllotOfstuff Год назад +24

      @LoganFIoor bro WHO ASKED

    • @AlphaHaze
      @AlphaHaze Год назад +11

      @_LoganFloor i want you to 🤐👌

    • @Chase92488
      @Chase92488 Год назад +11

      @Logan floor ⸜⁄ @Detector now the question is which of you are worse than the other

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill Год назад +11

      Yes pls add more mobs so you can have more opportunities‼️‼️ We need Mojang devs outside‼️

  • @sergiucauia9419
    @sergiucauia9419 Год назад +107

    2:45 have you forgotten that netherite and gold being merged together would make you heavier, but the elytra can still handle you

    • @antenor790
      @antenor790 11 месяцев назад +4

      With your full inventory of nerite blocks

    • @Cucumber_Sandwhich0
      @Cucumber_Sandwhich0 11 месяцев назад

      It probably wouldn’t handle my fatass

    • @JNJNRobin1337
      @JNJNRobin1337 7 месяцев назад +1

      full of ​shulkers full of netherite blocks

    • @desireeberman7834
      @desireeberman7834 2 месяца назад

      @@JNJNRobin1337and your ender chests filled with shulker boxes filled with netherite blocks

    • @JNJNRobin1337
      @JNJNRobin1337 2 месяца назад +1

      @@desireeberman7834 well enderchests are linked to a player, seemingly dimensionally, so im not as sure; but if bundles can contain shulkers with inventories, then that one

  • @numbermoss1110
    @numbermoss1110 Год назад +647

    I remember an article saying that they used a real Wither for the Wither sounds, it did a number on Sweden when it managed to break out of the facility.

    • @chargeminecraft
      @chargeminecraft Год назад

      The Warden is even worse, it completely destroys the facility and hundreds of casualties, Sweden had to make fake news to cover completely up so no one will be freak out when Warden is out in the wild, oh good news, Mojang have successfully killed a Warden, but news state a Mojang employee died trying to kill a Warden.

    • @sosjajsjshjs8531
      @sosjajsjshjs8531 Год назад +6

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      I understand that life can be difficult and we all face struggles and challenges, but the Gospel message gives us hope and a purpose beyond our circumstances. I encourage you to seek more about this message and to consider putting your faith in Jesus. He loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you.

    • @anikinglgrnrexx8421
      @anikinglgrnrexx8421 Год назад +9

      Out of the whole bible, that's the one that changed your life?

    • @chargeminecraft
      @chargeminecraft Год назад +3

      @@sosjajsjshjs8531 lol, is that a joke?

    • @chargedpikachu
      @chargedpikachu Год назад

      @@sosjajsjshjs8531 bot

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Год назад +986

    Oh no say it can't be so I never would've expected that Mojang would use real animals for the animal death sounds, my childhood is ruined forever

    • @SwordsmanZenYt
      @SwordsmanZenYt Год назад +2

      Bro I Seen You Everywhere

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 Год назад +1

      Nooo

    • @Sopitive
      @Sopitive Год назад +24

      There was a Minecraft video a while ago when they added pandas into the game where Mojang was holding microphones near a panda to get some of its ambient sounds. They didn't elaborate on the other sounds, so people began to question where the death sounds cam from.

    • @johnfeel7935
      @johnfeel7935 Год назад +3

      how did 3 bots say the same thing in just 1 coment

    • @billbenedon4025
      @billbenedon4025 Год назад +14

      Hi, I work at Mojang! I want to tell ya’ll that Sniffers are real, they’re out there in eggs! We found them in the Sahara!! We lured one to the studio in Stockholm, Sweden and stabbed it with a dagger multiple times to get it to scream in pain those were it’s hurt sounds, the death sound was when we shot it with a pistol 😏

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Год назад +36

    Lignum Vitae is a green colored wood. Though “green wood” usually refers to lumber that was recently felled, not the color of the wood itself.

    • @bitonic589
      @bitonic589 10 месяцев назад +1

      lignum, hmmm

  • @6Unknown_Source9
    @6Unknown_Source9 Год назад +337

    You know, "Breaking III" could be a curse enchantment, instead of weapons used up 1 durability per use, it instead use 10, 20, 30 per levels

    • @gamingwithlukeJToH
      @gamingwithlukeJToH Год назад +17

      Nonono, every second the durability goes down by 1.

    • @kinghotcoc0
      @kinghotcoc0 Год назад +20

      Curse of Breaking III Golden Pickaxe:

    • @gamingwithlukeJToH
      @gamingwithlukeJToH Год назад +7

      @@kinghotcoc0 It just doesn't exist.

    • @TheOriginalChefCaleb
      @TheOriginalChefCaleb Год назад +6

      @@gamingwithlukeJToH Mending Mob Farm with Curse of breaking III

    • @beef1043
      @beef1043 Год назад +5

      @@kinghotcoc0 damn thing turn to dust in half a second breaking netherracks

  • @nemottimX
    @nemottimX Год назад +168

    4:49 There is quite a large chance that this person's map had been on aternos once. .thanos is a tool that automatically deletes chunks that weren't entered by a player, quite useful for saving space

    • @CreeperJaxon
      @CreeperJaxon Год назад +7

      isn't that what thanos does but to people, deleting them?

    • @aenogenesis
      @aenogenesis Год назад +4

      @@CreeperJaxon Thats the whole reason behind the name

  • @pinkraven4402
    @pinkraven4402 Год назад +89

    It makes sense to add Netherite to Elytra. It floats on lava and also in fantasy fictional rare metals are likely to be very light, like mithril from LoTR

    • @Jamseth_Ingramious
      @Jamseth_Ingramious 10 месяцев назад

      And then you have daedric

    • @danielweichhart636
      @danielweichhart636 9 месяцев назад +1

      i mean, one ingot contains 4 ingots of gold...

    • @pinkraven4402
      @pinkraven4402 9 месяцев назад

      @@danielweichhart636 i suppose that an alloy can theoretically have different density than its components average 🤔

    • @arson7012
      @arson7012 6 месяцев назад

      Doesn't netherite stop knockback? I was imagining it being rather heavy

    • @ProfessorDerpX
      @ProfessorDerpX 3 месяца назад

      but netherite provides increased knockback resistance, couldnt this mean that its heavier than a light metal and wouldnt be suitable for elytra?

  • @MockupConcepts
    @MockupConcepts Год назад +1195

    the qr code is impressive yet menacing

    • @Manzodude
      @Manzodude Год назад +176

      What is it

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Год назад +495

      Yeah what is it?

    • @luigikoopa8771
      @luigikoopa8771 Год назад +192

      @@Manzodude RIckroll for sure

    • @chlebb0
      @chlebb0 Год назад

      @@luigikoopa8771 I checked and..

    • @patoti_69
      @patoti_69 Год назад

      @@Manzodude "minecraft wont add inches to your cock" why his wife build this shit

  • @kimkardashi-un2823
    @kimkardashi-un2823 Год назад +483

    I am guessing it is similar to how a cat was used to record the Ghast sound but a Ghast isnt really an animal mob

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Год назад +87

      Yeah, getting a real ghast would have been too expensive back then

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 Год назад +70

      To make up for this error, all the cat sounds were later recorded by Ghasts

    • @SiderealRotation
      @SiderealRotation Год назад +7

      @Did ⸜⁄ Stop saying that on every comment. Its not even true.

    • @Biiiivv
      @Biiiivv Год назад

      ​​@Did ⸜⁄ ay frick off fake verified lying bot. You scum veiwfarmer
      Edit: ay he deleted it

    • @mr.cringe8773
      @mr.cringe8773 Год назад +4

      That’s what they want you to think

  • @liamcullins
    @liamcullins Год назад +23

    1:30 To be fair, going solely off how decimals work, 1.2 and 1.20 basically mean the same thing.

  • @virgurilla4084
    @virgurilla4084 Год назад +313

    You should be able to trim weapons (and tools) with wood to make the stick like different colors of wood without actually adding 9 new items to the game. I just dont see why not.

    • @LineOfThy
      @LineOfThy Год назад +7

      why not is never a good argument.

    • @dm_katy2263
      @dm_katy2263 Год назад +19

      Or just dyes, really. Just like if you were to color wood in the real world

    • @NoymoHD
      @NoymoHD Год назад +11

      ​@@LineOfThy well then the argument is that since we've been given so much customization in armor, they should also give us the ability to customize weapons, and from a gameplay perspective this could help people from losing their sword in a multiplayer game since then swords with the same enchantments would be different by something more than the name.

    • @LineOfThy
      @LineOfThy Год назад +3

      @@NoymoHD that's better

    • @cos390
      @cos390 Год назад +6

      If sticks had different colors there would be more than 1 torch type

  • @RandoMan07
    @RandoMan07 Год назад +81

    I feel like Phoenix actually enjoys the *fanart* of him a lot.

  • @nyx-n-sticks
    @nyx-n-sticks Год назад +14

    3:50 I think I still have that book. Its where this group of kids gets trapped in their Minecraft world.

  • @TuxedoDogss
    @TuxedoDogss Год назад +117

    i think there should be a way to dye elytra like leather armour, so you can really personalize yourself. also tools could also be trimmed, but it may not be as noticeable because its an item you won't be holding at all times, unlike armour where you only take it off so you can put other armour on/repair to put it back on
    edit: i forgot about capes, but not everyone has rare events they attended, or optifine and money to get one. i think those capes should be special, and dyed elytra could be a stand-in that is less special but still cool

    • @Nik-6675
      @Nik-6675 Год назад +2

      It would be weird because of capes.

    • @CZghost
      @CZghost Год назад +3

      There is a way to personalize capes. The answer is capes. Simply choose cape from those you own and it will change the appearance of your elytra. You don't own any cape? Well, that's unfortunate.

    • @dhanvi-shah
      @dhanvi-shah Год назад +2

      We should be able to make our own capes

    • @Nik-6675
      @Nik-6675 Год назад +1

      @@CZghost You can buy an optifine cape for 5 dollars.

    • @spongbob112CoolGumballk
      @spongbob112CoolGumballk Год назад

      lol did i aks though? No so sotp takling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @P1xel_Player
    @P1xel_Player Год назад +49

    As someone who was at Mojang before I can confirm that they took beings from other dimensions and had slain them infront of a microphone.

    • @sarahsimons1965
      @sarahsimons1965 Год назад

      They used a cat to make the Ghast sounds. That checks out.

  • @Nyerguds
    @Nyerguds Год назад +8

    Maxim 29: "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less."
    -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

  • @Rhye145
    @Rhye145 Год назад +58

    the stickfigures are very easy to do on bedrock edition, you can leave parts of the skin empty on skindex to get this effect

    • @someone-ji2zb
      @someone-ji2zb Год назад

      Can it be done on java?

    • @Rhye145
      @Rhye145 Год назад

      @@someone-ji2zb nope, the clear just goes to black

    • @babytails1879
      @babytails1879 Год назад +1

      You mean pocket edition bedrock is on console

    • @Rhye145
      @Rhye145 Год назад +1

      @@babytails1879 BOTH WORK

    • @kristilebym271
      @kristilebym271 9 месяцев назад

      @@babytails1879pe is apparently classified as bedrock which explains why bedrock takes the blame of pes crappiness

  • @vinny.b3063
    @vinny.b3063 Год назад +47

    Breaking III allows lower tiers of pickaxes to drop higher tier blocks when broken. For example, a breaking III iron pickaxe could be used to get Obsidian

    • @Xyna7590
      @Xyna7590 Год назад +1

      it has a high chance to crunch extra durability on each use

    • @drakewahl7609
      @drakewahl7609 Год назад +1

      @@Xyna7590 So its like a risk rewrd thing?
      That is interesting, but probably not very useful.
      (Maybe if you gave gold Breaking and mending then it could be useful)

    • @user-lu3oo9rd2k
      @user-lu3oo9rd2k Год назад +3

      @@drakewahl7609 yep, this would make gold the best mineral for speed clearing blocks.

    • @Blackholebirb
      @Blackholebirb Год назад

      @@user-lu3oo9rd2k *as long as each block dropped experience afterwards

    • @user-lu3oo9rd2k
      @user-lu3oo9rd2k Год назад

      @@Blackholebirb have a fuck ton of pickaxes with unbreacking 3

  • @echothefreak9396
    @echothefreak9396 Год назад +7

    2:43 elytra are bug wings, and beetles have little hard covers on top of their wings, so maybe the metal could be separated from the actual wing and it would lift when you fly? :o

    • @drake52
      @drake52 Год назад +1

      I thought elytra was the name of the hard covers for the wing

    • @echothefreak9396
      @echothefreak9396 Год назад

      @@drake52 ur probably right, i looked it up a while back so i wasnt sure if it was the hard cover or the wing itself. Either way the elytra trim idea would work, right?

  • @ThatJay283
    @ThatJay283 Год назад +38

    2:30 tbh this is one great way to change the look of a texture without changing the style. personally Ive used it for textures and it generally works really well.

  • @mrajolote6549
    @mrajolote6549 Год назад +13

    The breaking III Makes your armor not to break passing the durabillity limit but also has a very high posibility to break and damaging the user. (The more levels, the more damage it deals when breaking and the less probability has to break).

  • @chickenmaster3879
    @chickenmaster3879 Год назад +3

    I don't know why I find it so endearing that Phoenix knows who wattles is

  • @joshuakorynta3385
    @joshuakorynta3385 Год назад +216

    Fun Fact: All the panda voice clips are from pain and death.

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 Год назад

      @Did ⸜⁄ no you don't stfu

    • @zippycat
      @zippycat Год назад +13

      man 2 bots in your replies with a 2 minute timespan.
      ouch

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 Год назад +13

      @@zippycat Finally, a human comment. It was actually around 4 before I managed to report 2.

    • @electrictoazt0915
      @electrictoazt0915 Год назад +2

      Very Fun

    • @lesmiserable6002
      @lesmiserable6002 Год назад +2

      Hey fellow flesh being, I am also not a robot. I also would encourage you to buy the nearest NFT to you.
      Fr thou wtf should I do with this info?

  • @LastChance_hx
    @LastChance_hx Год назад +42

    I think every update is secretly a food update but Mojang just tries to hide it.

  • @FireyIsHere1
    @FireyIsHere1 Год назад +3

    0:00 Where the nostalgia kicks in.

  • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
    @xRAINxOFxBLOODx Год назад +30

    I hope weapon trims become a thing and they cover up the wooden grip.

  • @thegoldendinosaur8512
    @thegoldendinosaur8512 Год назад +24

    Weapon trimming would be cool if they actually added it in a future update

  • @RTYRHERGHRW
    @RTYRHERGHRW Год назад +3

    3:19 - TREES ARE READING BOOKS MADE OUT OF TREES
    im having a trauma now

  • @Request_2_PANic
    @Request_2_PANic Год назад +36

    3:59, A Breaking enchantment would probably use more durability than it otherwise would. Breaking blocks would use 4 durability with Breaking III.

    • @meltedm
      @meltedm Год назад +3

      Useful for items that have the Curse of Binding in it

    • @solaris_molaris
      @solaris_molaris Год назад +2

      New curse?

    • @Request_2_PANic
      @Request_2_PANic Год назад +3

      It probably could be Curse of Breaking.

    • @Randomnameidk
      @Randomnameidk Год назад +4

      @@meltedm how are you gonna enchant it if it has curse of binding

    • @meltedm
      @meltedm Год назад +3

      @@Randomnameidk oh... ;-;

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 Год назад +36

    1:48 who gave steve jaundice 🤯

  • @irrelEvant5352
    @irrelEvant5352 Год назад +1

    2:45 "metal wings arent practical." literally every airplane ever 💀

  • @oxymoreproducer
    @oxymoreproducer Год назад +36

    For those wondering about the 2016 skin, it's a man that was very well known between 1939 and 1945.

  • @Morphoknight765
    @Morphoknight765 Год назад +67

    How is PhoenixSC the Minecraft equivalent of daily dose of internet?

    • @jillianleach67
      @jillianleach67 Год назад

      I would actully say he’s second best for being the daily dose for Minecraft but I really think it’s gamers react check them out it’s a cool chanel

    • @darthyoda4934
      @darthyoda4934 Год назад +1

      @@jillianleach67 ur 11

    • @swapandas1273
      @swapandas1273 Год назад

      @@darthyoda4934 "yuo'er" - 🤓

    • @Fiberoeatingfiber
      @Fiberoeatingfiber Год назад

      cuz coincidence XD

  • @ReiCaixa
    @ReiCaixa Год назад +2

    2:51 BEFORE weapon trims, there's somethine we need MORE.
    Sticks from different wood types.
    Which means Swords, Tools, Bows, Rods and Ladders built with them would keep their color.

    • @aoyuki1409
      @aoyuki1409 10 месяцев назад

      no please, inventory management would be hell. the way i discard excess wood of a different type is by crafting them into sticks because i 100% will use them later for tools or villagers or what not

    • @katewinston6333
      @katewinston6333 7 месяцев назад

      A nice way yo get different color ladders would be to use the unused 'middle top' and 'middle bottom' of the bench with the appropriate wood type.
      So you have the normal 'H' pattern, but the 2 spaces are oak or mangrove, est. Much like how fences and fence gates work for the different types

  • @Shako_Lamb
    @Shako_Lamb Год назад +19

    Breaking enchant: For however much durability "d" is left, and the enchant level "l," every use has an l/d chance of breaking. Let the anxiety ensue.

    • @EeveeRealSenpai
      @EeveeRealSenpai Год назад +4

      sounds a bit _broken_

    • @loucantnot
      @loucantnot Год назад +4

      If you are very lucky, you can reach the last durability point of your item. Then, when you try to use said item, the game tries to compute the "Breaking" enchantment's probability to have an effect, one last time... and thus, reality itself Breaks :)

    • @Shako_Lamb
      @Shako_Lamb Год назад +3

      @@loucantnot Breaking enchantment: breaks math

  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 Год назад +83

    It's that time of the month again. My life has meaning now.

  • @Georgeing
    @Georgeing 7 месяцев назад +1

    Minecraft Wood Rainbow
    Red. Mangrove
    Orange. Acacia
    Yellow. Birch
    Green. Bamboo
    Blue. Warped
    Purple. Crimson
    Pink. Cherry
    There is your weekly wood rainbow.

  • @luqdude
    @luqdude Год назад +45

    Last one reminds me of a friend in high school who literally spent an hour to draw out a QR code on a whiteboard for a club or something, it actually worked cus qr codes can have a lot of error correction built in

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Год назад +3

      imagine u build a qr code and a tiny mistake u did makes it a rickroll link. very unlikely, but *possible*

    • @Netsuki
      @Netsuki Год назад +1

      @@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS That's not very unlikely. It's "You win 6 at lotto more than million times in a row" unlikely. Do You know how many QR codes exist? More than all the atoms in the universe.

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Год назад

      @@Netsuki no, there are not more QR codes than atoms in the universe, I very much doubt that cuz there's no way there's more than 10^80+ QR codes

    • @Netsuki
      @Netsuki Год назад +3

      @@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS You are so wrong here. It is possible to create 2 ^ 23624 different outcomes using error correction to the full extent. It's "a bit more" than 10 ^ 80. In QR40 You can literally store long texts.

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Год назад

      @@Netsuki wow lol, i wasn't expecting it. 2^23624 is indeed a bit larger than 10^80 lol. But I meant the a mount of QR codes that exist currently in the world, I think we didn't generate more than 10^80 QR codes yet

  • @gavinhogberg
    @gavinhogberg Год назад +9

    1:00 in 2016, the top Planet Minecraft skin was... the leader of 1930s/40s Germany

  • @panzer_tank
    @panzer_tank Год назад +2

    1:07 for those who were wondering what was the censored skin, it was adolf Hitler

  • @TG03
    @TG03 Год назад +69

    Why is the cherry wood is becoming different types of food all of a sudden 💀

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo Год назад

      Tasty

    • @Kyonari
      @Kyonari Год назад

      i mean it probably tastes good

    • @Dan0RG
      @Dan0RG Год назад +2

      Well, it _is_ the only wood type named after a food.

    • @NoymoHD
      @NoymoHD Год назад

      ​@@Dan0RG even though its tree doesn't actually give the fruit

    • @guyman1009
      @guyman1009 Год назад +1

      I mean, Sakura (cherry blossom) is a decently common flavor for food.

  • @highoncatnip_
    @highoncatnip_ Год назад +14

    petition for phoenix to bring back the outro

  • @HarvoSpoon
    @HarvoSpoon Год назад +2

    0:23 implies it's the male phoenixSCs who produce the young

  • @StargamerXD
    @StargamerXD Год назад +17

    5:05 wither skeletons actually fight agains the piglins, maybe they meant them from the nether fortress

  • @beepityboopity
    @beepityboopity Год назад +13

    4:06 pretty sick beat for a sec there

  • @The_dice.
    @The_dice. Год назад +1

    For ya’ll curious chickens that wanted to know what the censored skin was at 1:08,
    It was adolf bittler

  • @daenite2480
    @daenite2480 Год назад +11

    2:42 they're not wings, they're elytra. That's the hard bug shell that protects the wings.

  • @Zqily
    @Zqily Год назад +21

    I love how Phoenix is just embracing the Phoenix-Chan meme at this point

  • @TBNAfrangsYT
    @TBNAfrangsYT 3 месяца назад +1

    “Minecraft won’t add inches to your **** (Mine it up)” by Ruckus World is insane, man.

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Год назад +30

    5:09 No, they're clearly not serious. If you read the rest of it, the joke logic is that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so make friends with the brutes by summoning something that hates both of you" and it says "best case scenario is they decimate each other and leave you with one blow to make".

  • @GSBarlev
    @GSBarlev Год назад +20

    5:34 Oh, it's the guy who taught the world more about Liechtenstein.

  • @Thepurplerabbit888
    @Thepurplerabbit888 11 месяцев назад +1

    2016 was wild af
    (Knowing Phoenix SC won’t reply)

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Год назад +62

    1:08 for those too lazy to check, the skin is of the greatest friend of the Jewish people

    • @the-Gammaron
      @the-Gammaron Год назад

      Sarcasm? Uh....

    • @CreepersNeedHugs
      @CreepersNeedHugs Год назад +16

      @@the-Gammaron yes, is sarcasm. obviously he is not a friend

    • @marujagulamtico3346
      @marujagulamtico3346 Год назад

      More like lying it has 2 words 1st word 1st letter a, 1st word last letter f, 2nd letter 1st word h, 2nd letter 2nd word r. So um yeeeeeaaaah

    • @greenboi5536
      @greenboi5536 Год назад +4

      Ah, it must be the German leader during ww2

    • @IfracZ
      @IfracZ Год назад

      @@greenboi5536 a___f h____r

  • @jking4854
    @jking4854 Год назад +31

    3:35 As you can see, this post has two images.

  • @Simon_Dunkaccino
    @Simon_Dunkaccino 2 месяца назад

    rascals would’ve scared the heck out of me if i was mining and heard it and that’s EXACTLY what i want. i need to stay on my toes in the mines

  • @HF7-AD
    @HF7-AD Год назад +6

    Honestly the trim on armour/tools would be amazing, I need to separate my fortune picks from my silky ones somehow

  • @idobadjokes2830
    @idobadjokes2830 Год назад +24

    3:21 a tree reading and using its own...

  • @MorokkoBomber
    @MorokkoBomber Год назад +1

    Jesse, we need to craft some potions of fire resistant

  • @donovanmahan2901
    @donovanmahan2901 Год назад +42

    4:12 mans just invented the electric chair in minecraft

  • @christianbryan6961
    @christianbryan6961 Год назад +38

    2:38 Honestly, that's almost better than being able to put wings and chestplates together. Frankly, I wouldn't mind both.

  • @gramfero
    @gramfero Год назад +5

    0:23
    Im at absolute Loss for words

  • @Blackhand942
    @Blackhand942 Год назад +14

    0:03 that guy gives me nightmares from dedsafio 2 (basically there was a faceless stickman that was super fast and would one shot you if you get close to him)

  • @rudrodeepchatterjee
    @rudrodeepchatterjee Год назад +73

    1.2=1.20 according to mathematical standards.
    Which means Mojang has improved the game so much from 1.0 within just two updates!!!

    • @corruptspurple3021
      @corruptspurple3021 Год назад

      i always wondered why 1.9 hasnt lead to 2.0 instead of 1.10 it makes no sense unless it was 1.09

    • @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
      @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme Год назад +3

      @@corruptspurple3021 It's not a decimal number
      have you seen a decimal number with two commas like 1.7.10 or 1.19.2 ?

    • @corruptspurple3021
      @corruptspurple3021 Год назад

      @@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme no also those arent commas they are periods/fullstops

    • @placeholderuniversalgaming
      @placeholderuniversalgaming Год назад

      What about 0.0

    • @baconwatchesyt8697
      @baconwatchesyt8697 Год назад

      When semantic versioning is followed too strictly

  • @curtainwizard
    @curtainwizard Год назад +1

    1:10 it’s the guy who ended his hardcore world in 1945

  • @Dead_Vortex
    @Dead_Vortex Год назад +9

    Every QR code or link people show me and try to get me to scan is obviously a rickroll, no one can rickroll me

    • @Hyperboid
      @Hyperboid Год назад +1

      god i wish it was just a rickroll

    • @Dead_Vortex
      @Dead_Vortex Год назад +1

      @@Hyperboid its not?

    • @Dead_Vortex
      @Dead_Vortex Год назад

      @@Hyperboid uh oh

    • @Dead_Vortex
      @Dead_Vortex Год назад

      @@Hyperboid oh god i scanned it

  • @Ninjaananas
    @Ninjaananas Год назад +7

    The punching sounds have been recorded from Agnes' personal haymakers.

  • @blackmesaenjoyer
    @blackmesaenjoyer 10 месяцев назад +1

    Phoenix SC is temporary,
    But Phoenix SC-chan is eternal

  • @SanderDoesThings
    @SanderDoesThings Год назад +7

    5:20 I actually no joke saw one while going to school, had to do a double take because I thought I was hallucinating

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Год назад +24

    5:16 Next, on DanTDM:
    "The British infected Hong Kong for 99 years, here's what happened…"

  • @liamdstuff
    @liamdstuff 10 дней назад

    for those curious, the skin he censored in "best minecraft skins posted in 2016" was a certain austrian painter

  • @RebL3333
    @RebL3333 Год назад +4

    Fun fact: The same book that had “Breaking 3” also had bows with Piercing

  • @IKEACherryChair
    @IKEACherryChair Год назад +19

    2:32 OH NO
    THE SECRET'S OUT
    NO ONE KNEW, THE TRUTH!! IT'S FOUND!!

    • @meltedm
      @meltedm Год назад

      Sussy bluka

    • @huntjetson
      @huntjetson Год назад +1

      Idk what it is can someone explain

    • @a.very.cool.dude.
      @a.very.cool.dude. Год назад +1

      ​@@huntjetsonthe oak became cheery wood

  • @tronloneone0
    @tronloneone0 6 месяцев назад

    Now you can find green wood in Minecraft in the Poisonous Potato Update

  • @thecomposerchanginggames5250
    @thecomposerchanginggames5250 Год назад +6

    With the new leaks by Badgerman I think we really should be talking about the new Breeding III enchantment

  • @devonhaeg2342
    @devonhaeg2342 Год назад +19

    Of all the things that QR code could have been I wasn't expecting that 😂

    • @ThatComputerGuyRyan
      @ThatComputerGuyRyan Год назад +2

      Man, I didn't know minecraft won't do that

    • @westfrigemc6270
      @westfrigemc6270 Год назад +1

      Link?

    • @ThatComputerGuyRyan
      @ThatComputerGuyRyan Год назад +1

      @@westfrigemc6270 scan the qr

    • @glockenwise
      @glockenwise Год назад +1

      @@westfrigemc6270 DONT SCAN THE QR it is a not appropriate song FYI

    • @NoymoHD
      @NoymoHD Год назад +2

      ​@@glockenwise why do I feel like its just a rickroll

  • @rileytat123
    @rileytat123 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:07 the potato update gave us green wood

  • @GavAttackO
    @GavAttackO Год назад +25

    Man I was full on expecting a Rick Roll at 4:07 now I feel disappointed and sad.

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 Год назад +30

    1:35 a decimal 1.2=1.20

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 10 месяцев назад

    2016's best skin was a really charismatic guy with his pinwheel logo armband.

  • @cat_silly
    @cat_silly Год назад +5

    The 1.2 update was a majorly werid one, as Mojang went wild and added a whole new branch of studying to Minecraft: archaelogy! With this groundbreaking update, players everywhere had the chance to go digging in the dirt and discover exciting new artifacts hidden in the depths of Minecraft!

  • @kash4307
    @kash4307 Год назад +1

    i was expecting a rick roll for that last one ngl

  • @pixelzeraora
    @pixelzeraora Год назад +15

    3:00 this guy didnt even give a good defense against the sniffer, just got mad at its mechanics and didnt say whats bad about it, theres a reason his vote didnt win(though i totally agree with people voting for cute factor, its stupid)

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 Год назад +27

    1:15 It's a *Potion of FIRE resistance!* Not Lava resistance!!!

    • @brent8889
      @brent8889 Год назад +1

      1:22 froze to death? Bruh

    • @sebbes333
      @sebbes333 Год назад

      @@brent8889 It's a joke, bruh.

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes Год назад

      POV: you have Fire Res CCLV (255)

    • @DerekthegamerzX
      @DerekthegamerzX Год назад +2

      It’s a potion of cold orange juice

  • @grandgaming6108
    @grandgaming6108 Год назад

    PhoenixSC: 2:46
    Planes: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @IzxmYT
    @IzxmYT Год назад +6

    As an innocent animal that got stabbed in front of a microphone to make the death sound, I can confirm.

  • @sponge5
    @sponge5 Год назад +37

    1:08 is Hitler skin if you are untrained enough to not recognize it from the forehead pixels.

  • @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270
    @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 Год назад

    For those who don’t know, the 2016 best skin for Planet Minecraft is Tadolf Thitler

  • @Silvanor0
    @Silvanor0 Год назад +11

    3:05 he does have a point tho ngl

  • @Blockycat_official
    @Blockycat_official Год назад +4

    it took mojang a good while to find a real sniffer to kill and get sounds for.

  • @aymanis426
    @aymanis426 Год назад

    4:00 that book made me cry
    "The Shipwreck" btw

  • @EnderCreeperCS
    @EnderCreeperCS Год назад +4

    5:15 Yes, Dan must have not noticed it.

  • @GabrielTheFox4
    @GabrielTheFox4 Год назад +4

    As someone who voted for rascal, I had the same reaction when sniffer won. Yes, I like farming many crops, but being in caves when mining something is just boring and rascal would do at least something to make this more interesting.